1 00:00:01,273 --> 00:00:02,601 Which one? I can't decide. 2 00:00:02,687 --> 00:00:04,335 Definitely... neither. 3 00:00:04,382 --> 00:00:07,185 Anyway, who cares? You and Tracy are just going to a restaurant. 4 00:00:07,242 --> 00:00:09,211 Yeah, that serves breakfast for dinner. 5 00:00:09,244 --> 00:00:10,546 Dressing for breakfast, I get. 6 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:11,981 Dressing for dinner? Double duh! 7 00:00:12,014 --> 00:00:13,815 But dressing for a place that blends the two? 8 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,285 Impossiblé. 9 00:00:15,317 --> 00:00:17,010 Look, you guys have been dating for a year. 10 00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:18,557 If there's a sweater left that she hasn't seen, 11 00:00:18,588 --> 00:00:19,889 you got too many sweaters, my man! 12 00:00:19,922 --> 00:00:22,292 We actually haven't gone out on a date in, like, over a month. 13 00:00:22,325 --> 00:00:24,728 Between the holidays and Sophie joining bell choir, 14 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:26,296 we just haven't had that much time together. 15 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:28,364 Well, does bell choir need to meet five days a week? 16 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,399 I don't know. Do they want to make regionals? 17 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:32,302 Okay. Let's go to your closet. 18 00:00:32,334 --> 00:00:33,569 I'll pick something. 19 00:00:33,602 --> 00:00:35,837 Don't make eye contact with Rory, or he'll try to join us. 20 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,009 Will and Tracy are going to Night Yolk? 21 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:42,477 That's a hot rezzie. 22 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:45,148 Just thinking about it gives zaddy a hankering for pancakes. 23 00:00:45,181 --> 00:00:47,217 Listen to me, dinner tonight is gonna be bad. 24 00:00:47,249 --> 00:00:48,317 No, you listen to me. 25 00:00:48,351 --> 00:00:49,852 I am the taste maker of this friend group, 26 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:51,154 and I won't remind you again. 27 00:00:51,187 --> 00:00:52,187 It's not that. 28 00:00:52,221 --> 00:00:54,424 My dad's not just having dinner with Tracy. 29 00:00:54,456 --> 00:00:56,825 Tonight, he's gonna get dumped. 30 00:00:56,858 --> 00:00:58,093 I was with him at KZOP, 31 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,895 trying to kill time before his segment... 32 00:00:59,928 --> 00:01:01,697 You're a bad bitch forecast freak! 33 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,399 You're a bad bitch forecast freak. 34 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:05,401 I was going to see if the satellite truck guys 35 00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:06,569 were rolling dice. 36 00:01:06,601 --> 00:01:08,537 That's when it happened. 37 00:01:08,571 --> 00:01:10,840 I'm tired of trying to make it work. 38 00:01:10,872 --> 00:01:12,874 I feel terrible all the time. 39 00:01:12,908 --> 00:01:14,876 Will and I are going to dinner tonight. 40 00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:16,712 I'm gonna end it there. 41 00:01:16,745 --> 00:01:18,580 Well, would you look at that. 42 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:19,715 Sisters! 43 00:01:22,818 --> 00:01:24,721 I feel like I know the stool he's referring to. 44 00:01:24,753 --> 00:01:25,754 Rory! 45 00:01:25,788 --> 00:01:27,299 A breakup will kill my dad. 46 00:01:27,324 --> 00:01:28,323 Or at the very least, 47 00:01:28,348 --> 00:01:30,784 send him into another long phase of sad baths. 48 00:01:30,809 --> 00:01:32,761 What makes you think your dad's gonna overreact? 49 00:01:32,795 --> 00:01:35,431 A caramel shirt, Poppy?! Really? 50 00:01:35,464 --> 00:01:37,867 What's next? You want me to put on nougat pants?! 51 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,369 You guys want juice? 52 00:01:40,402 --> 00:01:43,372 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 53 00:01:43,405 --> 00:01:45,520 02x13 - Chunkies 54 00:01:45,598 --> 00:01:47,075 I can't believe it's happening. 55 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:50,413 Sicily's own Graham D'Amato is finally meeting Papà Derek. 56 00:01:50,446 --> 00:01:51,947 Hold still. Tony's got pins, 57 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:53,548 and he won't hear you if you scream. 58 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,651 I hope my new look doesn't get messed up. 59 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:57,620 You know, when we're doing guy stuff, 60 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:58,987 like watching the big game 61 00:01:59,021 --> 00:02:01,090 and eating queso with our shirts off. 62 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,090 Big day. 63 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,426 Big day! 64 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,428 I am not on antianxiety meds, and I am pumped! 65 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:07,429 Big day. 66 00:02:07,462 --> 00:02:08,631 How do I look? 67 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:09,765 Dynamite. 68 00:02:09,799 --> 00:02:11,934 Like a rich kid going to court for murder. 69 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,101 How do you feel? 70 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,436 Excited. 71 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:17,273 But also cold and sweaty and weird. 72 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,099 Okay, Mom, when Derek gets here, 73 00:02:19,124 --> 00:02:21,577 I want to be in my room doing a 3-D puzz. 74 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,613 So if he asks, I 3-D puzz all the time, 'kay? 75 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:27,150 'Kay, buddy. It's your backstory. 76 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,288 - Okay, so, here's the plan. - Oh, no, thank you. 77 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:33,589 Last month, I promised Graham 78 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,491 that he could meet his dad, and today is the day. 79 00:02:36,525 --> 00:02:38,161 But that kid is easily overwhelmed, 80 00:02:38,193 --> 00:02:40,829 so I have designed this weekend to run like a corporate retreat. 81 00:02:40,863 --> 00:02:42,431 We'll exchange names, a few fun facts, 82 00:02:42,465 --> 00:02:44,500 and then we all go home with a tote bag 83 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,669 and an opinion of Houston that remains 100% unchanged. 84 00:02:47,703 --> 00:02:49,938 Living together has brought us closer this year. 85 00:02:49,972 --> 00:02:51,107 I regret that. 86 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:52,441 See, I have broken down this weekend 87 00:02:52,474 --> 00:02:54,977 into digestible 90-minute chunks, okay? 88 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,263 I call them "chunkies," because a chunky is just long enough 89 00:02:58,288 --> 00:02:59,622 for Graham to get a sense of Derek 90 00:02:59,648 --> 00:03:01,783 but not so long that he gets attached. 91 00:03:01,817 --> 00:03:03,286 Okay, well, I have a date 92 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:06,655 with Sky TV's all-day marathon of Brexit news, 93 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:09,559 so enjoy this oddball family reunion. 94 00:03:09,591 --> 00:03:11,493 No, no, no, no. This is not a family reunion. 95 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,195 Okay, this is a structured event 96 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:14,373 that will repeat yearly 97 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:16,732 until Graham is in college or Derek kicks it. 98 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:18,400 That's boundaries, baby. 99 00:03:18,434 --> 00:03:20,502 And to set 'em, Derek is not allowed to go 100 00:03:20,536 --> 00:03:22,805 anywhere near my bed or my bod. 101 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:24,607 Easy, Tony. 102 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:28,144 Hi. I'm Der... 103 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:29,446 Don't care. 104 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:36,118 Sorry I'm late. I lost track of time finishing a 40-piece puzz. 105 00:03:37,553 --> 00:03:39,422 Were either of those guys Graham? 106 00:03:41,757 --> 00:03:43,926 I have to find a way to cancel dinner. 107 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:45,428 I'd have you pretend to be sick, 108 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:46,928 but you don't have the acting chops. 109 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,263 I've heard your fake cough. 110 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:49,565 What?! I can fake-cough. 111 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:50,565 Cough! 112 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,067 - Oh, sweetie. - Whatever. 113 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,902 I have a move that always works. 114 00:03:53,936 --> 00:03:56,038 Prepare to be dazzled. 115 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:57,273 Okay, Tracy's on her way, 116 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,174 so if there are any outfit notes, it's too late. 117 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:01,443 Dad... you can't go. 118 00:04:01,477 --> 00:04:03,746 Because I've been struck by... 119 00:04:03,779 --> 00:04:05,214 vertigo. 120 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,748 What? Soph! 121 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:08,917 As Will rushes to his daughter's side, 122 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:11,086 Rory reacts, impressed. 123 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,578 Perhaps he misjudged her after all. 124 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:18,427 Okay, did you girls get the TV up and running yet? 125 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:20,729 It's a big day for Brexit coverage. 126 00:04:20,763 --> 00:04:23,765 I just love seeing that stupid country fall apart. 127 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:27,303 There's no easy way to say this. 128 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,470 The TV's dead. 129 00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:30,773 But... you said you could fix it. 130 00:04:30,806 --> 00:04:33,743 We did everything we could, but it was just her time. 131 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:35,444 Poor thing. 132 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,607 She was never the same after 133 00:04:36,632 --> 00:04:38,076 Time Warner became Spectrum. 134 00:04:38,123 --> 00:04:40,917 Hey, guys, check this out... Dwayne's in a car commercial! 135 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:42,418 Don't bother. She's gone. 136 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,886 Leave the corpse alone. 137 00:04:43,919 --> 00:04:47,556 Which reminds me, take your time when making arrangements. 138 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:50,258 Yeah. Trash pickup's not until Tuesday. 139 00:04:50,292 --> 00:04:51,761 Come on down to Dwayne's, 140 00:04:51,794 --> 00:04:53,796 where you'll find the car of your dweams. 141 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:54,930 You did it! 142 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:55,997 Miggy! 143 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,232 What'd I do? 144 00:04:57,265 --> 00:04:58,568 You fixed the TV. 145 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,302 Even the twins couldn't do it. 146 00:05:00,335 --> 00:05:01,403 But you did. 147 00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:04,105 Um, Amy? 148 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,641 What the living crap? 149 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,177 Don't talk to me. I'm processing. 150 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,146 - Hold my hand, Father. - Oh. 151 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:13,081 I feel bad for Sophie, 152 00:05:13,114 --> 00:05:14,417 but am I the only one who can't stop thinking 153 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,685 about breakfast for dinner? 154 00:05:15,717 --> 00:05:17,814 Girl, you basically look like a waffle to me right now. 155 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:21,924 You get it. 156 00:05:21,957 --> 00:05:25,028 I'll be here with these dancing spots. 157 00:05:27,696 --> 00:05:29,664 Hey, is this really what vertigo looks like? 158 00:05:29,698 --> 00:05:32,001 Who knows? It's the vaguest sickness of all time. 159 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:33,536 Why do you think I picked it? 160 00:05:33,568 --> 00:05:34,486 You're evil. 161 00:05:34,511 --> 00:05:35,445 Marry me. 162 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:36,304 - Hey. - Hey! 163 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,622 Team Bagels-After-Dark. 164 00:05:37,647 --> 00:05:38,941 Ready to hit the road to carb town? 165 00:05:40,342 --> 00:05:41,611 Is everything okay? 166 00:05:41,643 --> 00:05:43,979 I am so sorry, but we're gonna have to play dinner by ear. 167 00:05:44,013 --> 00:05:45,047 Sophie has vertigo. 168 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,349 It's a thing where you get dizzy. 169 00:05:47,383 --> 00:05:49,852 Oh, I've had vertigo my whole life. 170 00:05:49,885 --> 00:05:51,621 I had to wear a helmet to my prom, 171 00:05:51,653 --> 00:05:53,021 and I was still voted queen. 172 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:54,956 Imagine how good my boobs had to be. 173 00:05:54,989 --> 00:05:56,893 Sorry. Forgot my audience. 174 00:05:56,926 --> 00:05:59,228 Point is, I am a vertigo expert. 175 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:02,898 Enter Tracy Freeze. 176 00:06:02,931 --> 00:06:07,369 Cheap shoes, decent purse, and a hell of a plot twist. 177 00:06:07,402 --> 00:06:08,571 Focus, all right? 178 00:06:08,604 --> 00:06:09,871 I am the captain of this ship. 179 00:06:09,905 --> 00:06:12,008 And before you meet the only important passenger on board, 180 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,542 I need to know you understand the rules. 181 00:06:13,575 --> 00:06:14,977 - Aye aye, captain. - No! 182 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:16,212 The ship stuff is only for me. 183 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:17,979 Rule one... you can only ask Graham 184 00:06:18,013 --> 00:06:19,882 the pre-approved questions I e-mailed. 185 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:21,551 Ho'd up. What's in the bag? 186 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,185 Gifts. Turns out it's hard to shop for a kid I don't know. 187 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:26,022 "He's a boy with brown hair" was not enough information 188 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:27,122 for the guy at Target. 189 00:06:30,292 --> 00:06:31,761 - Bouncy ball? - Mm-hmm. 190 00:06:31,794 --> 00:06:33,061 - Slingshot. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:06:33,095 --> 00:06:34,263 And what is this, shorts? 192 00:06:34,296 --> 00:06:35,898 Did you bring my son a pair of shorts? 193 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:37,066 Are shorts no good? 194 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:38,734 That's okay. I've prepared for that. 195 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,335 I also have capris in my van. 196 00:06:40,369 --> 00:06:43,506 How about we push gifts till Chunky Number Two? 197 00:06:43,539 --> 00:06:45,041 Hey, hey, before we go in there, 198 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:47,309 I just want to say thank you for this. 199 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,979 I'm gonna meet my son. 200 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,982 No bod! 201 00:06:54,616 --> 00:06:56,251 It's showtime. 202 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,054 ♪ See if it fits ♪ 203 00:06:58,087 --> 00:06:59,755 ♪ Be sure not to jam ♪ 204 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:03,626 ♪ I'm really good at puzzles, and my name is Graham ♪ 205 00:07:07,462 --> 00:07:09,631 Hi, Graham. 206 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:15,971 O-Okay, Graham, you wanna kick things off? 207 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,974 You okay, man? 208 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:21,243 Uh, what if I go first? 209 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,569 What's your favorite color? 210 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:26,163 Oh! 211 00:07:27,116 --> 00:07:29,452 Yeah, there's a lot of junk food in there. Don't judge me. 212 00:07:32,976 --> 00:07:34,512 Are you sure this is vertigo? 213 00:07:34,544 --> 00:07:36,446 Yeah, mine's just really bad. 214 00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:38,349 Maybe you don't have vertigo. 215 00:07:38,382 --> 00:07:40,651 Oh, God, the floor is the ceiling. 216 00:07:40,683 --> 00:07:42,118 Tracy, if the floor was the wall, 217 00:07:42,152 --> 00:07:43,120 I'd feel much more confident, 218 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:45,022 but I'm sorry, we have to raincheck. 219 00:07:45,055 --> 00:07:47,757 Okay, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 220 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:49,959 No, you're thinking what I'm thinking. 221 00:07:49,993 --> 00:07:52,296 We're taking that rezzie and getting stupid on eggs. 222 00:07:52,329 --> 00:07:54,965 - Will, we can totally stay. - I mean, you know, nothing we can do. 223 00:07:54,998 --> 00:07:56,767 - We're here for you. - Okay, you have my cell. 224 00:07:56,799 --> 00:07:58,768 - Okay, byeeee! - Okay, byeeee! 225 00:08:00,536 --> 00:08:03,207 Papa? I could use a blanket. 226 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,275 Classic or electric? 227 00:08:04,308 --> 00:08:06,409 You know, never mind, I'm bringing both. 228 00:08:09,079 --> 00:08:11,382 How you feeling? 229 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:14,117 Spinning like a dreidel. Oy vey! 230 00:08:14,151 --> 00:08:15,553 I know the feeling. 231 00:08:15,585 --> 00:08:17,287 How's the light sensitivity? 232 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,857 Brutal. It's like my sunglasses need sunglasses, ya feel? 233 00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:23,294 You know what I hate? 234 00:08:23,327 --> 00:08:24,495 The stuffy noses. 235 00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:27,164 Yeah. What up, my mouth-breathers? 236 00:08:28,164 --> 00:08:30,333 Stuffy noses isn't a vertigo thing. 237 00:08:31,401 --> 00:08:32,469 I know. 238 00:08:32,502 --> 00:08:34,471 I... have a cold, too. 239 00:08:34,503 --> 00:08:35,873 Cough! 240 00:08:37,373 --> 00:08:38,508 I'm trying to determine 241 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:40,643 if that was a nervous barf or a sick barf. 242 00:08:40,676 --> 00:08:42,580 Oh, I know all about barf types 'cause of the band. 243 00:08:42,613 --> 00:08:44,415 I can tell from here he's not drunk. 244 00:08:44,448 --> 00:08:45,516 That's good. 245 00:08:45,549 --> 00:08:47,251 Y-You know what? I do not need your help. 246 00:08:47,283 --> 00:08:48,885 Just... go to your van 247 00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:51,254 until I can figure out how to rework my game plan. 248 00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:52,889 Okay. I guess knock if you need me. 249 00:08:52,922 --> 00:08:55,392 I'm the orange one out front with the sticker of the shy crow. 250 00:09:02,898 --> 00:09:04,400 Where's Derek? 251 00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:06,670 Did I ruin it? Did he leave? 252 00:09:06,703 --> 00:09:09,673 He's outside. But, honey, you're sick. 253 00:09:09,705 --> 00:09:11,841 Maybe we should tell him to come back another time. 254 00:09:11,874 --> 00:09:14,110 No! I sold the puzz thing, 255 00:09:14,143 --> 00:09:15,945 and now I'm riding a post-barf high. 256 00:09:15,979 --> 00:09:19,182 I've got a nine-minute window before I go down again. 257 00:09:19,215 --> 00:09:21,084 Please, Mom? 258 00:09:25,955 --> 00:09:27,390 Hey. How's Graham? 259 00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:29,260 Oh. Sorry. It's a guy thing. 260 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,293 Queso? 261 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:32,429 Pass. What is happening in here? 262 00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:33,896 Oh, these are all gifts for Graham. 263 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:35,299 I don't know what kind of kid he is. 264 00:09:35,331 --> 00:09:38,546 Spooky? Party dude? Pyromaniac? 265 00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:39,736 I got a gift for every kind of kid. 266 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:41,739 - Is that a turtle? - She's mine. 267 00:09:41,772 --> 00:09:45,408 But if Graham wants Phoebe, I'm sure she'll adjust. 268 00:09:45,441 --> 00:09:47,043 Okay, you know what? We don't have time for this. 269 00:09:47,076 --> 00:09:49,612 We only have seven minutes until the barf train hits again, 270 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:50,981 so put on your shirt and come inside. 271 00:09:51,013 --> 00:09:52,782 Wait, no! Keep it off. 272 00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:53,816 No! Put it on! 273 00:09:53,849 --> 00:09:56,152 And hustle, you sicko. 274 00:09:58,488 --> 00:10:01,291 Look at us. We're still the best in the damn business. 275 00:10:01,325 --> 00:10:04,427 So what if Miggy fixed the stupid TV? 276 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:06,964 Yeah, even a broken clock's right twice a day. 277 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,433 Let's see him try to power sand mahogany. 278 00:10:09,465 --> 00:10:12,268 Hey, scary look-alikes, can I borrow your screwdriver? 279 00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,604 The one with the crisscrossy? 280 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:15,705 Your dad asked me to fix the toaster. 281 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:19,108 Douglas! 282 00:10:19,142 --> 00:10:21,445 What gives? You replacing us? 283 00:10:21,478 --> 00:10:23,447 We gave you our best work years. 284 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:26,282 I guess that counts for jack potatoes around here. 285 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,584 So I let Miggy take a crack at the toaster. 286 00:10:28,618 --> 00:10:29,753 He's on a hot streak. 287 00:10:29,786 --> 00:10:30,854 I'm on a hot streak! 288 00:10:30,887 --> 00:10:32,823 I'll tell you what... why don't we all sit down 289 00:10:32,855 --> 00:10:34,957 and watch Europe fall apart as a family? 290 00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:37,427 Pass. We got bigger problems to face. 291 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:41,764 This chapter of our lives as useful citizens is over. 292 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:46,303 Will. 293 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:47,604 After you're finished chopping rosemary 294 00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,540 to help bring out the Hot Pocket, 295 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,775 can we maybe sit and talk? 296 00:10:51,807 --> 00:10:53,810 I'm sorry. I can't. Sophie needs me. 297 00:10:53,844 --> 00:10:55,145 Does she? 298 00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:59,816 Is it possible that she might be... faking? 299 00:10:59,849 --> 00:11:03,354 Whoa. Did you just accuse my daughter of lying? 300 00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:06,056 It's just, I spent 10 summers at Grimace House, 301 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:07,782 a safe space for kids with vertigo. 302 00:11:07,837 --> 00:11:11,297 I know vertigo, and she doesn't have it. 303 00:11:11,395 --> 00:11:14,899 Ha-cha-cha, that's a brazen accusation. 304 00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:17,200 All I'm saying is that Sophie is... 305 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,335 Sick, Tracy, with vertigo. 306 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,372 And I know that that ruins our date, 307 00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:22,539 but you just have to accept the fact 308 00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:24,207 that tonight can't be about you. 309 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,510 Oh, uh, believe me, 310 00:11:27,543 --> 00:11:28,778 I'm getting that. 311 00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,415 You know, I'm gonna go to Night Yolk. 312 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:33,250 I'm gonna change into comfy pants 313 00:11:33,282 --> 00:11:35,719 and freak people out with how much I solo-order. 314 00:11:39,589 --> 00:11:42,358 Dad! My body's giving out on me! 315 00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:45,095 While you're in the kitchen, can I have an eclair... 316 00:11:46,897 --> 00:11:48,565 I made you a Hot Pocket. 317 00:11:48,598 --> 00:11:50,767 Before you destroy me, just remember, 318 00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:52,869 I'm a child of divorce. 319 00:11:52,902 --> 00:11:54,337 Thanks for staying. 320 00:11:54,371 --> 00:11:57,374 There are just a few things I've always wondered about you, 321 00:11:57,407 --> 00:11:58,541 like... 322 00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:00,944 do you prefer Chili's or Chili's Too? 323 00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:02,746 Chili's Too. 324 00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:04,714 They're airport-only, so you never know 325 00:12:04,748 --> 00:12:06,517 where they're getting their fish. 326 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:07,851 What a rush. 327 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,753 Great. Next question? 328 00:12:09,786 --> 00:12:12,556 Have we seen the last of Ricky Martin? 329 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:14,925 He'll be back when we least expect it. 330 00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:18,295 Uh-oh. How you feeling? 331 00:12:18,328 --> 00:12:19,430 Okay. 332 00:12:19,463 --> 00:12:21,765 Have you ever barfed before? 333 00:12:21,797 --> 00:12:23,267 Oh, that's not on the list. 334 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,135 Fine. Go for it. 335 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,437 But be brief. 336 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,907 Yes. I've barfed many times. 337 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,074 Cool. 338 00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:33,444 When it happens, do you cry a little, too? 339 00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:34,911 Every time. 340 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:38,614 Time's up. 341 00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:40,750 It's coming for me. 342 00:12:40,783 --> 00:12:41,784 I'll help. 343 00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:43,252 Nope. We don't need your help. 344 00:12:43,286 --> 00:12:44,755 Graham, Mommy will meet you there. 345 00:12:44,787 --> 00:12:46,322 At least let me get him some water. 346 00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:47,990 No need. I am in control. 347 00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:49,993 I am going to tuck my son in independently, 348 00:12:50,026 --> 00:12:52,662 just like I have done for every flu since he was born. 349 00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:53,931 'Cause, as you can see, 350 00:12:53,964 --> 00:12:56,032 you being here for this really isn't necessary. 351 00:12:57,099 --> 00:12:59,670 It's never been necessary, for that matter. 352 00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:01,505 'Cause I can, and will, take care of things 353 00:13:01,537 --> 00:13:02,972 all by myself. 354 00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:06,943 See? 355 00:13:06,977 --> 00:13:08,278 I didn't need you at all. 356 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:09,412 Yeah. 357 00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:14,651 Well, I should probably get back to my van. 358 00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:16,854 Phoebe will be hungry for her flies. 359 00:13:18,153 --> 00:13:19,522 Unless you have some loose kale. 360 00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:21,624 You know what? I'm good. 361 00:13:22,057 --> 00:13:23,159 Also... 362 00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:26,029 that kid is amazing. 363 00:13:26,704 --> 00:13:27,804 Wait. 364 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:39,515 So, vertigo's always been a lie? 365 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,605 Like when you got it before Gam Gam's funeral 366 00:13:41,691 --> 00:13:43,584 or when I wanted to take you moped shopping? 367 00:13:43,637 --> 00:13:45,113 - God, now I'm dizzy. - Sorry. 368 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:47,309 I only use it for emergencies. 369 00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:48,810 Yeah, what was the emergency tonight? 370 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:50,246 Tracy was gonna dump you. 371 00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:53,147 What? 372 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,516 How do you even know that? 373 00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:56,318 I overheard her at KZOP. 374 00:13:57,518 --> 00:13:58,519 Oh, God. 375 00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:03,824 Wow. 376 00:14:03,858 --> 00:14:05,861 The only thing worse than being dumped by your girlfriend 377 00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:07,695 is hearing you're dumped by your 9-year-old. 378 00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:09,730 Dad, I'm so sorry. I didn't know what to do. 379 00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:11,832 No, it's sweet that you were trying to protect me, 380 00:14:11,866 --> 00:14:14,803 but if Tracy wants to break up with me, 381 00:14:14,835 --> 00:14:16,170 I can't avoid it. 382 00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:17,839 Am I still in trouble? 383 00:14:17,872 --> 00:14:19,241 Oh, definitely. 384 00:14:19,273 --> 00:14:21,809 Lying is always wrong, 385 00:14:21,843 --> 00:14:23,812 even if your heart was in the right place. 386 00:14:23,844 --> 00:14:26,013 Like when you killed that parrot. 387 00:14:26,046 --> 00:14:29,185 Cool. The dreams had just stopped. 388 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:35,089 Oh! Don't even think about carrying me to my bedroom, you perv. 389 00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:36,657 Fine. I'll just lightly push you. 390 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:37,692 No, no! No. 391 00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:39,927 I think it's time for you to go, okay? 392 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,163 I-I'm clearly too sick to protect Graham. 393 00:14:42,196 --> 00:14:43,431 Protect Graham? 394 00:14:43,464 --> 00:14:46,067 Is this really about Graham, or is this about you? 395 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,402 'Cause it feels like if it was about Graham, you'd let me help. 396 00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:50,939 All right, maybe it is about me, okay? 397 00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:53,742 Maybe I'm mad because I could've had help 398 00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:56,111 for eight years worth of stomach flus, 399 00:14:56,143 --> 00:14:58,012 but I didn't because you abandoned us. 400 00:14:58,045 --> 00:14:59,448 Look, Angie... 401 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,750 No talkie! Just listen-y! 402 00:15:02,816 --> 00:15:05,419 I have made it through mother/son sick days 403 00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:07,456 his whole life, and I'm gonna do it again today. 404 00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:10,790 Now, excuse me. I have to go get my son some water. 405 00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:30,211 You like this, don't you? 406 00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:32,040 You nasty. 407 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,080 Mm. 408 00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:35,416 Well, it's official. 409 00:15:35,449 --> 00:15:36,584 We're useless. 410 00:15:36,617 --> 00:15:39,754 We're pay phones, Amy. We're pay phones. 411 00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:42,556 Okay, enough bellyaching. So you couldn't fix the TV. 412 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:44,593 Look at all the things you've done around here. 413 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,762 You put the sauna in, for crying out loud. 414 00:15:46,795 --> 00:15:48,930 Any schnook with hands could've done that. 415 00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:51,565 Yeah, we don't need your pity. Now screw. 416 00:15:51,598 --> 00:15:53,435 - Hey, hey, hey. - Whoa-kay. 417 00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:55,771 I can't let this go on any longer. 418 00:15:55,804 --> 00:15:58,607 I didn't fix anything. Not technically. 419 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,841 Oh, ho'd up. 420 00:15:59,873 --> 00:16:01,909 Oh, God, now I'm saying that kind of thing. 421 00:16:01,943 --> 00:16:05,012 I got to start hanging around people my own age. Carry on. 422 00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:07,348 I just blew in the ports and thought happy thoughts. 423 00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:09,584 Same thing I do when my Nintendo's not working. 424 00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:11,086 I knew it was an accident! 425 00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:12,286 I should've said something, 426 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,022 but it was nice to feel smart just for once. 427 00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:16,590 But here's the great thing, Miggy... 428 00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:18,627 you're not, and we are. 429 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,594 Order's been restored. 430 00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:22,330 Ouch. 431 00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,966 This is bad. 432 00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:28,002 We should be there for Will, not taking his meal. 433 00:16:28,036 --> 00:16:29,670 They make a crab meat beignet. 434 00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:30,771 Oh, we're definitely getting those. 435 00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,207 Poppy? Rory? 436 00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:34,275 Did you take my table? 437 00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:37,512 I booked it two months ago after my lizard passed. 438 00:16:37,545 --> 00:16:39,180 Uh, no, Tracy. 439 00:16:39,214 --> 00:16:41,382 And to be honest, I'm a little offended, okay? 440 00:16:41,415 --> 00:16:43,319 And also, the reservation's under Will's name, so... 441 00:16:44,853 --> 00:16:46,121 Oh, wow. 442 00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:48,357 Look who's standing upright without any problems. 443 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:51,360 Uh... Rory, why don't we give Tracy the table? 444 00:16:51,392 --> 00:16:53,362 Also, it's time for us to get our souvenir T-shirts. 445 00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:55,030 Okay. 446 00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,501 I am sorry. 447 00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,737 She was faking it. 448 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,305 And not that it makes it better, 449 00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:06,307 but the only reason she was doing that is... 450 00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:09,077 because she said you were planning on breaking up with me. 451 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,680 Now, before you say anything, 452 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:13,848 I just want to say I know that I haven't been present, 453 00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:15,217 but that is all gonna change, okay? 454 00:17:15,249 --> 00:17:17,218 Next week, I am all yours. 455 00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:18,252 Well, no, scratch that. 456 00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:19,720 Sophie starts two-a-days at bell choir, 457 00:17:19,754 --> 00:17:21,223 but after that, it lightens up. 458 00:17:21,256 --> 00:17:22,757 Unless they go to state, in which case 459 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,493 I'm just gonna rent a place in Sacramento, 460 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,594 because if we win, we get to perform for Gavin Newsom. 461 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:30,031 Will, I wasn't gonna break up with you. 462 00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:31,233 You weren't? 463 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:32,401 Mnh-mnh. 464 00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:34,735 But what about what Sophie overheard at KZOP? 465 00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,872 I am tired of trying to make it work. 466 00:17:36,904 --> 00:17:38,873 I feel terrible all the time. 467 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:41,776 Will and I are going to dinner tonight. 468 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,210 I'm gonna end it there. 469 00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:44,246 Well, would you look at that. 470 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:45,846 No more dieting for Tracy Freeze. 471 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,848 Sisters! 472 00:17:46,881 --> 00:17:48,516 - You were ending a diet? - Mm-hmm. 473 00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:51,085 Which is why you were so anxious to get to dinner tonight. 474 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:52,920 Which also explains why I was so easily frustrated 475 00:17:52,953 --> 00:17:54,755 by a 9-year-old, which I am sorry about. 476 00:17:55,795 --> 00:17:58,526 I am so glad you're not planning to break up with me. 477 00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:00,861 Um... 478 00:18:00,894 --> 00:18:03,297 I wasn't planning on it, but, um... 479 00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:06,901 after tonight, I'm just wondering if maybe... 480 00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:09,870 time apart isn't the worst idea. 481 00:18:09,903 --> 00:18:12,406 Let's not just end this because of one night 482 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,141 of my child experimenting with acting. 483 00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:16,243 I mean, she was pretty good, after all. 484 00:18:16,276 --> 00:18:18,113 It's not just tonight, Will. 485 00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:19,413 It's always something. 486 00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:21,283 I know. I'm working on that, right? 487 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,179 I mean, I'm not hanging out with Angie anymore, 488 00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,482 and I guess I could get more babysitters for Sophie, 489 00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,288 maybe do, like, a grid swap with Miggy, and then I... 490 00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:29,157 I don't want you to have to wedge me in. 491 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,926 I know that I cannot be 492 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,427 the number one person in your life, 493 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,229 but I want to be the number one person 494 00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:37,190 in someone's life. 495 00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,437 You deserve that. 496 00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:47,109 And he's a lucky someone, whoever he is. 497 00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:49,645 Thank you. 498 00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:52,780 Uh, I hate to cut this short, 499 00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:55,858 but my blood sugar has plummeted beneath the floor. 500 00:18:55,883 --> 00:18:58,019 So I'm gonna take this half-eaten plate of pancakes 501 00:18:58,052 --> 00:18:59,388 and destroy it in my car. 502 00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:02,085 Who am I kidding? I'm not gonna wait till my car. 503 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:08,016 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 504 00:19:08,078 --> 00:19:09,898 For 12 hours. I'll see you at work. 505 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:11,570 Yes. 506 00:19:11,595 --> 00:19:12,596 Awkward. 507 00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:14,631 Goodbye, Will. 508 00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:26,548 Did that go as badly as it looked? 509 00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:29,551 Can't believe it's over. 510 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:30,951 Gonna really miss her. 511 00:19:30,985 --> 00:19:33,955 I am so sorry about Tracy, Will. 512 00:19:33,988 --> 00:19:36,624 If it helps, this place has a breakfast tea with booze in it 513 00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:38,293 that I swear is better than love. 514 00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:50,210 - Oh, butts. - All right. 515 00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:51,949 - Uno! - Uno! 516 00:19:51,974 --> 00:19:53,046 - Dos! - Dos! 517 00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,648 - Three! - Tres. 518 00:19:54,682 --> 00:19:56,884 Hey, you made the little guy from the Mucinex commercial. 519 00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:58,285 - Yeah! - That's awesome. 520 00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:00,320 Hey, Mom, look what Derek got me. 521 00:20:00,354 --> 00:20:02,723 It's shorts! And they're green! 522 00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:04,958 Wow, you are rocking those, buddy! 523 00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:06,059 You want some pancakes? 524 00:20:06,092 --> 00:20:07,727 Oh, no, I'm good. 525 00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,963 I'm just gonna give my ol' tum a rest. 526 00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,098 Can I talk to you for a second? 527 00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:14,868 I hope you don't mind that I'm here. 528 00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,337 I know I'm supposed to stay in the van, 529 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:18,071 even though I'm pretty sure it's haunted 530 00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:19,574 by the ghost of my dead drummer, 531 00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,657 but I just... I didn't want to leave you alone. 532 00:20:21,682 --> 00:20:23,577 It's fine. The shorts were a hit. 533 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:26,179 It's not fine. I've been thinking about what you said. 534 00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:27,481 I'm so sorry. 535 00:20:27,513 --> 00:20:30,383 I know I can't make up for years of being gone, 536 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,252 but I can try to be better now, 537 00:20:32,286 --> 00:20:33,721 if... if you'll let me. 538 00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,356 I appreciate that. 539 00:20:36,045 --> 00:20:37,191 And... 540 00:20:37,223 --> 00:20:39,894 you know what? 541 00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,530 Why don't you stay on the couch for the rest of your trip? 542 00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:43,563 Are you sure? 543 00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:44,764 Yeah. 544 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:47,234 Obviously, Graham loves having you here, 545 00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:50,905 and my plan to control everything already went to hell. 546 00:20:50,937 --> 00:20:53,206 So I'm just gonna let everything... 547 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,442 unfold naturally. 548 00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:56,743 Hey, Mom, guess what? 549 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,046 Derek told me I have a half-sister. 550 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:00,080 What's that, now? 551 00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:01,882 Uh, she's a turtle named Phoebe. 552 00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:03,084 Derek found her on the... 553 00:21:03,117 --> 00:21:04,252 What's it called? 554 00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:05,752 The highway. 555 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:06,754 So cool. 556 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,889 Can you believe this day? 557 00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:11,626 I've come into shorts and a sister! 558 00:21:11,658 --> 00:21:13,727 Graham D'Amato is cleaning up. 559 00:21:13,761 --> 00:21:16,864 Well, come on, Mom, you got to have something. 560 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:17,964 Okay.