1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,180 [tapping] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:26,243 [upbeat rock music] 5 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,291 [soft piano music] 6 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:59,641 [man] I just mentioned it casually to him and he was really pissed off at me. 7 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:02,383 One minute he's nice and the next minute he's going crazy. 8 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,994 -[woman] What? I don't what the deal is. -[man] Right? 9 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,779 -[woman] It all came out at once. -[man] You know, I met a girl 10 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,130 -last week in this place. -[woman] What? no! 11 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,175 [man] She said she'd absolutely never... 12 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,395 [woman] Oh, my God she said that? 13 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,570 Hello there. 14 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,138 Oh, hi. 15 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,096 I like your jacket. 16 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,577 Thank you, uh, I found it at a thrift store. 17 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:26,450 I got it when I started teaching 'cause it makes me feel like a professor. 18 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,671 But look, someone sewed on patches. [chuckles] 19 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:33,196 Oh, that's great. Uh, what university do you teach at? 20 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:37,374 I... actually, I don't teach at the college level. 21 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:40,116 Oh, I'm sorry, what high school? What subject? 22 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,597 I teach kindergarten. 23 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,818 Oh, well, that's really nice. 24 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,298 Thank you. 25 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:53,042 Listen, you are also very nice, 26 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:57,046 but I'm actually supposed to meet someone else here. 27 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,488 Oh, I'm so sorry. 28 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:06,838 Good luck. 29 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:12,583 Uh, Alex, honey, can you send a bottle over 30 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,368 to those friends at table three please. 31 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,805 It's, uh, their anniversary, thanks. 32 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:17,936 [Alex] You got it, boss. 33 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,029 [Ellie] Hi there. 34 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:26,815 Ellie? 35 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,123 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 36 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,216 -Oh, good luck. -Hey, girl, what can I get for you? 37 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,043 Uh, I will have... 38 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,918 -one of those please. -[Alex] Sure thing. 39 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,659 So, you like whiskey? 40 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:47,401 Is that what that is? [chuckles] 41 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,838 I've never really had it before but it looks cool 42 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,274 when other people drink it, so. 43 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,668 Thanks. 44 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,890 [coughs] 45 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,284 That is definitely... 46 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,767 brown. [laughs] 47 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:07,769 [woman] Hello, lovely, so good to see you. 48 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,901 How's everything tonight? Any trouble getting in? 49 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,294 No, Todd recognized me. 50 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,775 Great, and I see you brought a friend. 51 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,168 Alex, this round's on me. 52 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,257 You guys enjoy yourselves. 53 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:20,912 Pretty popular I see. 54 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:26,440 I'm, I'm glad that you could meet up on such short notice. 55 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,312 Well, I just mean that, you know, most people, they, 56 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,488 they don't meet up on the first day that they matched, so. 57 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,621 I am not most people, I guess. 58 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:37,581 And you didn't seem too scary. 59 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,279 Well I, I can be 60 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:41,193 tough. 61 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,891 [chuckles] 62 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,633 [coughs] 63 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:46,895 [door opens] 64 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:49,463 What gno-- gnocchi? 65 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:52,161 [laughs] 66 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,207 -[door closes] -The g sort of just rolls off. 67 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:58,428 I am so glad I didn't order it and sound like a moron. 68 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,431 -Well, I've been saying gnocchi my entire life. -[laughs] Gnocchi! 69 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,085 How have you ordered it your entire life 70 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,869 and never had a waiter set you straight? 71 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,046 I don't know, well, maybe people 72 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,918 think you won't tip if they correct you. 73 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,660 My Mawmaw always used to call it potato dumplings. 74 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:16,751 -Is that her? -Uh, yeah. 75 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,016 She is my hero in a lot of ways. 76 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:24,062 She got her PhD from Yale in educational psychology at 25. 77 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,326 Some lady. 78 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,110 Yeah. 79 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,068 [upbeat guitar music] 80 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,287 Some lady. 81 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:36,727 [lips smacking] 82 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,342 -[clattering] -[Ellie giggling] 83 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,474 [Ellie giggling] 84 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,998 [Ellie] What are you even doing on an app like that? 85 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,913 -[Peter] I could ask you the same thing. -[Ellie] No, no. 86 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,915 My turn, my questions. 87 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:55,180 I don't know, it's been hard navigating the dating scene. 88 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:56,225 Since college really. 89 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,576 Like, how do you even meet people in your 20's? 90 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,013 I always thought I would go to grad school and meet 91 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,842 my soulmate, but practicality set in. 92 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,236 So you want to get your PhD. 93 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:12,589 -Like your Mawmaw. -Yeah, she was more of an educational psychologist. 94 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,331 Maybe that's how I ended up teaching the kiddos. 95 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,117 I swear, every single one of them is probably worth 96 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,032 their own little case study. 97 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:24,949 Like Milly, she does this thing, she'll close her eyes. 98 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,342 Okay, and I try to stop this, all right. 99 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,562 [laughs] 100 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:32,087 She closes her eyes and someone will hand her a crayon. 101 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:36,308 -Mm-hmm. -She bites into it and she guesses its color, okay. 102 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,442 And she's right, like 100% of the time. 103 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,705 -No way. -Yes, isn't that incredible? 104 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,099 -Oh, my gosh. -It doesn't make sense. 105 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:48,799 -[laughs] -She's got to be clairvoyant or she has cracked 106 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,411 the Crayola color matrix. 107 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,500 Either way, people should know about it. 108 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:57,155 They should, yeah. [chuckles] 109 00:06:57,286 --> 00:07:00,115 Sorry if that was like, 1,000% more 110 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:01,638 than you wanted to hear. 111 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,074 No, not at all. 112 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:08,906 So... what's stopping you from going to grad school? 113 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,999 It's just kind of hard to follow her up. 114 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:19,003 -Or-- not the crayon eater, but my mam. -[chuckles] 115 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,920 I don't think she would think that. 116 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,966 Maybe, it's just a lot of pressure, 117 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,097 -if it doesn't work out. -Mm. 118 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:30,798 What about you? 119 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,540 Uh. 120 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,979 I went to school online. 121 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,330 For various reasons. 122 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,334 What about high school? 123 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,901 My mom home schooled me. 124 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,472 She wouldn't let me leave the house. 125 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,082 But sometimes 126 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:57,215 when she went out I would walk around 127 00:07:57,346 --> 00:08:01,176 the neighborhood, it was me and Dad's secret. 128 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,571 People would look at me like a stranger, 129 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,617 but I'd been watching them my whole life. 130 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,055 She found out, though, one time, it was... 131 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,452 That was bad. 132 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:23,415 It was her way of showing she loved me, I guess. 133 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,071 I left when I was pretty young, 134 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,899 it was just-- it wasn't... 135 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,425 It was, it was better for everyone. 136 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,387 I went by the old house a couple times, 137 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,347 it's on this corner lot in Cleveland and Knox. 138 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,699 My dad still prunes the roses out front. [chuckles] 139 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,355 I passed by him in the neighborhood one time and 140 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:52,880 he didn't even know, it just... 141 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,364 It's a weird thing to have your father look at you 142 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:00,714 and not recognize you. 143 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,502 I'm sorry. 144 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,025 I'm just... 145 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,986 I'm just talking about myself way too much. 146 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:16,904 -I disagree. -Oh, I'm not, like, getting too real with you, 147 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,428 we're not supposed to show the real us on the first date. 148 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,212 And we're supposed to pretend that we don't fart, 149 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,998 and that we really, really like trying new things-- 150 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,782 What's the point if it's not the real you? 151 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,831 This is the real you, right? 152 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:32,833 For the most part. 153 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,444 Good. 154 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:38,403 [Peter] I like you. 155 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,145 [birds chirping] 156 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,854 [lighthearted slow music] 157 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,340 -Hey, bro. -What are you doing here, Mia? 158 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,995 I thought it was cool to chill here between classes? 159 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,259 -It's Saturday. -I thought you'd be at Mom and Dad's. 160 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,000 Yeah, I have a study group later, 161 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,698 and Jackson texted he was making brunch. 162 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,483 Uh-huh, figured you might need the energy. 163 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,833 Also, FYI the walls 164 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,619 are a lot thinner when you're banging against them. 165 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,970 -Ew. -So, uh, you and the lady want some breakfast? 166 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,188 She's not here, Jack. 167 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,452 -Oh. -Wait, did you see anyone leave this morning? 168 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,977 -Sorry, I didn't get here til nine. -[Jackson] Yeah, prime 169 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,501 ditching hours are usually around sunrise. 170 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,722 -You have statistics on that? -I'm just speaking from experience. 171 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,767 -[Jackson] Hey, where did you meet her? -This mobile app called Arouse. 172 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,769 -Ooh. -Ah. 173 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,379 -[Mia] Yeah, no surprise there. -[Jackson] Oh-hoh. 174 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,293 What? 175 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:44,905 Wait, did she-- 176 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,342 Her profile disappeared. 177 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,170 What do you expect on a pickup app like that? 178 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,302 Oh, but especially Arouse, 179 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,913 not a great track record, 180 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,262 or dating pool in general. 181 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,221 -So I've heard. -I don't know what you're talking about. 182 00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:00,572 Ellie was great. Okay, the app is fine, 183 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,966 -I've been using it for months. -Look, maybe it's time to change tactics. 184 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,665 Can you just give me a second, Mia. 185 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,406 I seriously thought I had something real with this girl. 186 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,147 The fact that you think that after one night 187 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,933 just shows how emotionally starved you are. 188 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,892 The best thing you can do right now is cleanse your palate. 189 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,242 But, you know, pick from a different menu 190 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,375 to extend the metaphor. 191 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,246 I got to finish these pancakes. 192 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,640 -What does he mean? -A different approach. 193 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,164 Something with a proven track record, an extensive data to draw from, 194 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,557 a fool proof algorithm. 195 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,865 Like two other things. 196 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,912 Hey, you know, I think I might have just the thing. 197 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,698 [lighthearted music] 198 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,048 Yeah. 199 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,619 [Peter] Have they updated this since 2003? 200 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,621 Whatever. Done. 201 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,015 You 100%? 202 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,713 'Cause that survey's not messing around. 203 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,846 Man, I owe five good years of my life to that site. 204 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,631 And two miserable ones. 205 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,809 -Fucking Karen. -Yeah, all good here. 206 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,159 Well, awesome just drop in a profile pic 207 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,596 and, uh, start making matches. 208 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,555 Remember, shirtless profile pic screams douche bag. 209 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,775 Right. Okay, done and done. 210 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,823 Look at that. What? 98% match. 211 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:17,693 Is that good? 212 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,478 I mean, yeah. 213 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,871 That's, that's really good. 214 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,743 I've never gotten anything over a 90. 215 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,267 Uh, no, no way, no profile picture. 216 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,790 That is a red flag. 217 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,487 Why don't you try the next one down? 218 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,620 Is that really any better? 219 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,144 Well, at least put forth the effort to lie, you know. 220 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,061 I hope I'm at least 30 before I'm that cynical, Jackson. 221 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,411 Yeah, it was around that time, yeah. 222 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,723 Okay, cool, she likes Pad Thai, loves animated films. 223 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,030 I will message her. 224 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,945 [typing] 225 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599 [television playing in background] 226 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:06,046 -[dinging] -Okay, wow. Uh, she's online. 227 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,745 What time do you start at the restaurant tomorrow? 228 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,965 Uh, I start prep work at like five. 229 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,183 Cool, what about you, Mia? 230 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,794 I have class starting at seven. 231 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:16,491 Good. 232 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,798 Why? 233 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,800 Just in case things go well. 234 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,674 -Already? -You were the one who told me to cleanse my palate. 235 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,939 Well, yeah, but I mean, Jesus, at least finish digesting 236 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:30,940 the first one. 237 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,987 Does that metaphor track? 238 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,166 -[light piano music] -[man] Can you believe it's been four months? 239 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,907 What is congress doing? They need to press charges. 240 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,300 [woman] Yeah, I have no idea. I need an ID, 241 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,781 I need to apply for housing, I need to get passed a background check. 242 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,653 -Hey, excuse me. -Hey, man, how have you been? 243 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:52,788 -What can I get you? -You wouldn't have happened to see a girl around, Ellie? 244 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,358 Maybe 5' 7", brown hair, uh, the bartender the other night 245 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,447 -seemed to recognize her, so I-- -Sorry, man, can't help you. 246 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,535 Hey. 247 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,147 Hey there. Uh, Lois? 248 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,805 Oh, you look nice, that's a nice shade of green. 249 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:15,028 -Can I get you a drink? -Uh, I'll have a whiskey on the rocks, single malt. 250 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,726 -You got it. -All righty then, you know your stuff. 251 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,772 Actually, I just started recently, but I'm getting into it. 252 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,340 Thanks for meeting up with me like this, last minute. 253 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,735 Uh, I teach so weekends are precious. 254 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,477 -No problem. -I just mean that, you know, most people wouldn't 255 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,478 be so accommodating. 256 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,047 Well, I'm not most people. 257 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,440 And you didn't seem too scary. 258 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,095 [light piano music] 259 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,969 -[clinking glasses] -[Peter] You know, we come into the world so open, 260 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,929 we're susceptible to wonder, uh, imagination, 261 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,846 you know, the development of the mind is such 262 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,066 a malleable thing, and I want to know what we gain 263 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,590 and lose as we shape it. 264 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,289 So... if that makes any sense? 265 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,204 Yeah, yeah of course. 266 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,427 That's what made me want to study it anyway. 267 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,127 [exhaling] It is getting late. 268 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,304 Oh, I hadn't noticed. 269 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,135 It's just that I have to be at school tomorrow at seven 270 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,138 to prep, so I should probably get to sleep. 271 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,577 Oh, uh, 272 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,972 -well, I thought that, uh... -Oh, what? Oh, no, 273 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,844 err, I mean, you're very, 274 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,237 um... 275 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,850 you're super nice, I just don't usually do, 276 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,593 uh, you know, uh, anything on the first date. 277 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,552 Is that so, because I-- 278 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:46,946 What's so different now? 279 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,471 -I'm sorry? -What is it you don't like about me? 280 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,300 It's not anything about you. I really enjoyed talking to you, 281 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,910 -I just, it's not-- -I get it. 282 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,523 -Can I walk you out? -No, it's all right, I'll show myself out. 283 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,787 [bar patrons chattering] 284 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:03,963 [door opens] 285 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:05,747 [door slams] 286 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,361 [Peter] Tell me again why I can't message 98%? 287 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:16,714 Because she's probably a dude or a robot... or Chris Hansen. 288 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,891 No matter what, there's a high probability you're being catfished. 289 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,069 -What? -Oh, that documentary where the guy meets a girl online 290 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,854 -turns out it's not really her-- -No, I know what catfish is, you can scam me 291 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,857 with or without a photo. It's not like I'm giving out my credit card info. 292 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,164 Buddy, just try your luck with some of those 293 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,643 other girls in the 90's. 294 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,342 [groovy music] 295 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,256 [pan banging] 296 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,085 [doorbell dinging] 297 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,307 [exhaling] 298 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,016 Elise? 299 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:58,495 Hey. 300 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,977 Hey there. Can I get you something to drink? 301 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,719 Uh, dinner should be ready in about 30. 302 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,634 You know, my roommate's a chef, he lent me his recipe 303 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,244 for the marinade, so it should be-- 304 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,072 -[lips smacking] -Okay. 305 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,597 [upbeat groovy music] 306 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,384 Oh, that was... 307 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,212 oh, my God. 308 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,475 Elise, 309 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,304 it's amazing how familiar that felt. 310 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:28,047 I, I mean, a little aggressive but intuitive. 311 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,919 It just felt right. Well, I don't mean to be... 312 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,008 Are-- What, are you cold? 313 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,055 -You can have a shirt. -No, no, no, no, I, uh... 314 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,232 I have to start work early, so. 315 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,974 -I really like to sleep in my own bed. -What... 316 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,021 What's happening right now? 317 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,070 You're making me vocalize it, or have you never had a one night stand? 318 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,769 Yeah, I guess I was just reading the situation, 319 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:58,729 and there was something, like a real connection here. 320 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,516 Yeah, well, you know, happens to the best of us, right? 321 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,475 I don't know, I mean, 322 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,216 I felt 323 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,175 more than this. 324 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,224 Maybe I'm just still reeling from this other girl 325 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,095 awhile back. 326 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:21,535 Either way I felt like there was something real here. 327 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,623 Yeah, well. 328 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:26,975 Better luck next time. 329 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,021 [door creaking closed] 330 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:34,939 [sighing] 331 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,159 [Peter] I'm contacting 98%. 332 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,075 -Peter. -She likes anti folk music, reads Alice Monroe-- 333 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,383 Peter, she is almost definitely a he. 334 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,168 And he probably wants to imprison you like human sheep 335 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,997 -and use your hair to make blankets. -She has a profile picture now. 336 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,001 Okay, look. It's still ambiguous, but it's something. 337 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,398 Huh, what is the deal with this green sweater trend? 338 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,443 -Do you know, Mia? -What do you mean? 339 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,836 Every girl I've gone out with since Ellie 340 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,490 has worn some variation of it. 341 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,492 It's the same shade of green too. 342 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,407 -All of them? -Seemed that way. 343 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,366 Was it the same sweater? 344 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,369 I don't see how it could be, okay. 345 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,241 -And what does this have to do with-- -You should go for it. 346 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,287 -What? -Yeah, you should go for it. 347 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,683 Peter, this whole thing screams catfish. 348 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,772 [chopping] 349 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:27,992 [computer dinging] 350 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,300 Trust me. 351 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,611 [Peter voiceover] Do you ever find yourself on a long stretch 352 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,309 of road, you can see all the intersections ahead 353 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,748 for a mile or so. All the lights are green, you probably think, 354 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:48,361 [read together with Heloise voice over] "Oh, wow, it's an all go, straight through." 355 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,928 [Heloise] But then you realize those lights will change 356 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,931 before you get there, probably the nearest one first, 357 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:57,283 with your luck. And then you'll sit at the light and watch the green 358 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,850 road turn red. Now it's stop and go. 359 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,939 All the way through. 360 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,681 And I've learned from seeing that because the road 361 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:08,381 is not really opened for you, it was opened for some 362 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,471 driver before you who faced down red lights that changed 363 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,387 at the last second, who raced through changing yellows 364 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,692 and newly turned greens. 365 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,566 I would rather see them all red, I think, 366 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,743 because, yeah, maybe I'll have to stop when I reach them. 367 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,136 But, hey, what if the first one changes 368 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,748 and then the second, and then I look in the rear view 369 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,054 at the green road behind me and think, 370 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,100 "Now, wasn't that more interesting anyway?" 371 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,278 Okay, I should probably tell you that I don't even have 372 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,063 a driver's license, but it's a metaphor. 373 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,109 It's the way I live my life. 374 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,981 Hi, I'm Heloise. 375 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,290 I have a habit of changing while the things around me 376 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:52,251 stay the same. Hoping that's not a bad thing, 377 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:55,341 just looking for someone to take a drive with me. 378 00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,998 Her apartment is at Jackstown and Vanguard, 379 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,914 just in case she actually is a serial killer. 380 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,135 Hope I don't die. 381 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:10,530 [door opens] 382 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,358 [door closes] 383 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,795 [light instrumental music] 384 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,102 Jackson, is there something you know that I don't? 385 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,843 [Jackson on phone] The sweater, hear me out. 386 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:20,888 It's always the same sweater. 387 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,281 [chatters on phone] 388 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,814 Please be cute. 389 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,382 Please be cute. 390 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,516 [knocking] 391 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,083 [TV playing in background] 392 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,264 [TV switches off] 393 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,096 Right. 394 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,406 [Heloise] Hey there. 395 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:01,320 Wha... 396 00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:03,322 Heloise? 397 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:05,280 You... 398 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:08,936 you look great. 399 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,372 Oh, 400 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:11,286 thanks. 401 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,072 Sorry, where are my manners? 402 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,162 -Please come in. -Yeah, thanks. 403 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,645 [door closes] 404 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,474 Oh, are these from one of your books? 405 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,346 [Heloise] Uh, yeah. 406 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,784 That's awesome. 407 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,269 Uh, so, you like pinot, right? 408 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,358 Oh, perfect. 409 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,969 I also have some whiskey in the pantry. 410 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,232 Dinner should be up shortly. 411 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,539 Do you want to come help me chop the onions? 412 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,758 Uh, sure. What are we making? 413 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,891 Sweet potato gnocchi. 414 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:55,504 [light jazz music] 415 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:04,687 -This is really good. -[Heloise] It's not too chewy? 416 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,646 I was distracted getting ready and I overcooked them. 417 00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,735 No, not at all. 418 00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:11,041 It reminds me of this restaurant I've been to a couple times. 419 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:12,739 Leshy's? 420 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,396 -Yeah. -I know the owner, they gave me the recipe. 421 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,399 Well that is wild. 422 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,444 Uh, yeah, I've been there a couple times. 423 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,099 It's a shame I didn't run into you then. 424 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,972 Yeah, I guess I just have one of those faces. 425 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,497 I really don't think so. 426 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,071 So do you, um, make those children's books professionally or? 427 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:44,466 Ugh, no, unfortunately I do freelance advertising work. 428 00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,468 Oh, no kidding. There's a lot of interesting psychology 429 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:47,556 that goes into that. 430 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,037 What kind of stuff are you marketing? 431 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,606 Well, it's not the most tasteful material. 432 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:54,781 Oh, come on. 433 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,087 I'd like to see some. 434 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:08,838 [dog barking in the distance] 435 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,101 [Peter] This is what you do? 436 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,712 To pay the bills, yeah. 437 00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,757 I, uh, I also compose the emails. 438 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,894 -It's terrible, right? -I literally cannot think of a worse thing you could do. 439 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,810 I mean, I can't work in parking enforcement 440 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,900 for my apartment, the beauty is I can work remotely 441 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:30,294 which is kind of necessary for me. 442 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,949 And I'm pretty efficient at cranking these out. 443 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,473 So I have more time for the books and stuff. 444 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,431 Oh, speaking of which... 445 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,217 can you show me what you're working on? 446 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:44,918 [chuckles] 447 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,453 Wow. 448 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:00,716 This is awesome. 449 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,068 Oh, is this from your Aphrodite bio? 450 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,200 Yeah. 451 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,552 It's this, um, whole explanation my dad had for why 452 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,685 things in life are hard. 453 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:15,165 I kind of thought it'd be a good little thing for kids to have. 454 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,036 Yeah, it's great. 455 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,300 So, have you thought about selling these, or. 456 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:22,085 Yeah, um, I've been working on an e-store, 457 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:25,872 but I mean... I don't know if kids would actually go for them. 458 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,439 Oh, come on, this is amazing. 459 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,571 Seriously. 460 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,141 What if you, uh, read some of your stories to my class? 461 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,840 I mean, if it goes well, which it totally will, 462 00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,538 you'd probably have a dozen pre-sales. 463 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,150 Well, at the very least you'd have a... 464 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,196 little focus group. 465 00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,287 I get it if you don't want to. 466 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,594 That was super forward of me, I totally get it. 467 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:56,032 No, no, no, no. I mean, yeah, yes, that... 468 00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,469 that sounds amazing. 469 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,562 Do you want to grab some more wine? 470 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:12,048 Still weird. 471 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,751 I just don't know if they are really any good. 472 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,667 I think so. Uh. 473 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,279 These are all amazing. 474 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:27,586 Thanks. 475 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,459 Lately I've just been trying to figure out a look 476 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,808 that will really connect with kids. 477 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,029 Well, yeah, I think you're on to something, 478 00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,249 these pastels and rounded shapes are statistically 479 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,599 prevalent in their nursery environments. 480 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:42,601 Meaning what exactly? 481 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:46,169 It just makes sense for them to develop an attraction 482 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,564 based on associations from nurturing 483 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,914 spaces. Sorry, that was a weird thing to say. 484 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,612 -[laughs] No. -Uh... 485 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,918 No, that's awesome. 486 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,400 I never would have thought of that, but it makes so much sense. 487 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,187 I like the way you think. 488 00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:07,582 I like the way you see things. 489 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,629 [upbeat romantic music] 490 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,081 I had, uh... 491 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,738 this thing happened to me a couple weeks ago 492 00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:37,090 and I've been trying and trying to get it out of my head. 493 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,049 You're the first person to... 494 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,227 you know, really make me forget about it. 495 00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,101 So, uh, 496 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,015 thank you. 497 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,891 We'll see how you feel about me later on. [nervous laugh] 498 00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,286 I'm not too worried. 499 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,725 [Heloise] Like I said, we'll see. 500 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,250 [cars honking in the distance] 501 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:22,526 Oh, 502 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:24,093 I'm sorry, uh. 503 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,881 I didn't know Heloise had a roommate. 504 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:34,843 -I'm Peter. -Yeah, I know. 505 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:37,933 I, uh-- 506 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:41,110 So, did Heloise say where she went? 507 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,243 Um... 508 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,289 -she-- -Did she say anything about 509 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,291 wanting me to wait for her, or? 510 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,119 Um... 511 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:56,125 -[sighing] Yeah. -Peter, listen. I-- 512 00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:58,649 -Is this how she gets rid of her guys? -No, no, um. 513 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,303 She... 514 00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:03,654 Uh, it's me. 515 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,528 I'm Heloise. 516 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,967 [chuckles] 517 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,755 [chuckles] Well, I've had some bizarre encounters with women 518 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:18,408 recently, but what this is-- 519 00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,845 No, Peter, just listen. 520 00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:22,195 Uh... 521 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:27,374 -let me show you something? -You know, if she wanted to ditch me 522 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:30,203 then, we could have done my place. And she just could have bailed, seems to be 523 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,641 -standard practice lately. -Peter, you know me. 524 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,905 Honestly, unless you killed Heloise and filmed it on that thing, 525 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,125 I don't have any interest in what you have to say. 526 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:40,604 Someone recently told me about a little girl 527 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389 who can taste the color of crayons, 528 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,130 so isn't anything possible? 529 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,789 [gentle music] 530 00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,577 I promise it will be the most interesting 531 00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:57,970 thing you see all day. 532 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:07,588 [sighing] 533 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,330 [computer beeps] 534 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:19,948 What is this? 535 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,037 Just watch. 536 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:28,827 [light ambient music] 537 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:05,646 I'm sorry I disappeared the first time. 538 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,954 It's sort of standard operating procedure for us, 539 00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:13,175 but you were the first person I wanted to stay for. 540 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,134 I figured I could always come back to your house 541 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:17,963 and just tell you, but then when our Aphrodite 542 00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:20,704 profiles matched, it felt like something cosmic was at play. 543 00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:24,230 But... it didn't go as I planned. 544 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,016 But then it just kept happening, and then the other night you said that you couldn't get me 545 00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:31,541 out of your head, which is a mutual feeling, 546 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:36,677 and it made me so happy. But still, I was just really scared of fucking it up. 547 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:40,159 But I guess I did that anyway, didn't I? 548 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:45,686 Ellie? 549 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,951 -Hi. -Okay. 550 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:51,692 Okay, uh. 551 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,349 -Okay. -I do go by Heloise, though. 552 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58,438 This must be a joke, right? 553 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:01,920 I'm like on Catfish? 554 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,922 I'm on Catfish, this is Catfish. 555 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:05,314 What is Catfish? 556 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,316 It's a show. 557 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,535 [breathing heavily] 558 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:11,625 You were them. 559 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:14,367 You were... 560 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,369 all of them. 561 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,722 Why didn't you tell me the, the second time? 562 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:24,029 -Or better yet, why not be upfront about it? -Well, it's not something 563 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,987 that we like to broadcast, we have to be careful about 564 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:27,858 the way we present ourselves on the internet. 565 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,599 Some people harass us because we're different, 566 00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,167 others just make weird propositions. 567 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,996 Ask if they can watch us sleep so they can see us change. 568 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,868 -It's like a fetish to them. -Happens when you sleep. 569 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,959 Yeah, which can still catch you off guard if you can believe it. 570 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:44,701 What? Uh, us, you said, "Watch us sleep." 571 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,792 There are more, others like you? 572 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,621 Uh, well, yeah, you've never heard of us, 573 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:54,929 of changelings? Well, that's what we call ourselves, 574 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,323 the technical term is non-voluntary random 575 00:32:57,453 --> 00:33:00,021 interpersonal metamorphs, but we prefer changelings. 576 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:03,372 We have a group, we meet on Tuesdays. 577 00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,942 I thought I was going crazy. 578 00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:11,206 I thought there was a conspiracy of women 579 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,555 in green outerwear. 580 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:16,777 But you lied. 581 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,042 -You lied to me. -Um, okay. 582 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:24,785 Ellie liked Nabokov and sushi, and Lois likes yoga 583 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:27,135 and chess, different profiles, yes, 584 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:30,095 but all excerpts from the same list that makes up the whole me. 585 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,272 Mystique-chic, Heloise. 586 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,623 That's the entire list, everything. 587 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,886 And I just needed you to know all of me before I could tell you. 588 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,281 Well, how could you possibly expect us to keep matching? 589 00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,065 Well, that wasn't always the plan. 590 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,633 I was going to tell you on our second date 591 00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:50,028 but it didn't go the way that I expected it. 592 00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:51,464 Because I didn't sleep with you? 593 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,509 No, because you didn't see me, 594 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,468 and you didn't want what you did see. 595 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:57,731 And why? What, was it because I was big 596 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,254 or was it because I was brown? 597 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:00,168 Uh-- 598 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,823 That isn't fair, Ellie. 599 00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:06,609 Heloise, fuck. I paid you every respect that night, 600 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:11,049 -every courtesy. -You did, but it was different than the first time, 601 00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,921 you didn't see me the same way that you didn't see me 602 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:18,708 this morning. Like I'm something distant and strange 603 00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:19,709 and unwanted. 604 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:25,019 Well, maybe that's because I had just had my heart broken 605 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,718 by a mysterious woman who vanished into the night. 606 00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:31,765 Is that what the fuck and fly by was the next time around? 607 00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:36,900 Revenge? You were Ellie and Lois, but you were Elise too, right? 608 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:39,338 Jumped me at the door, got what you wanted and left, 609 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,557 yeah, she was a fucking peach. 610 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,519 I didn't even know I hurt you. 611 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:51,132 I'm sorry, I can't read minds. 612 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:54,744 I didn't see you. 613 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,052 I didn't even fucking know you. 614 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:00,054 What did you expect? 615 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:02,796 More than this. 616 00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,193 Well, the disappointment is mutual. 617 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:23,817 [door slamming] 618 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:39,441 Where have you been, young man? I have been worried sick. 619 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,574 I'm guessing it went well. 620 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,750 I really don't want to talk about it right now. 621 00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:50,583 -Guys, it's like 10 a.m. -Yeah, it's beer brawn Sunday. 622 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:53,368 -[glasses clinking] -So, uh, what's up, went well, huh? 623 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:54,239 Yes. 624 00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:58,025 -And then no. -What happened? 625 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,983 We talked all night and fell asleep. 626 00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:01,942 -For real? -Aw. 627 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,510 Okay, well, then what happened? 628 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,121 -I said I don't want to talk about it. -Oh, come on. 629 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:10,559 -[Peter] You wouldn't believe me if I told you. -[laughs] Come on, just tell me. 630 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:12,909 -What? No. -Come on, Pete! 631 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,129 -We're friends! -I said I don't want to talk about it! 632 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,218 What-- Mia, goddamn it. 633 00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:20,917 -You wouldn't dare. -Tell me. 634 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,571 I got that jacket thrifting with Mawmaw. 635 00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:23,703 Tell me. 636 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,794 -Okay then. -Fine, fuck! 637 00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,970 [timer ticking] 638 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,495 She wakes up everyday in a different body. 639 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:38,413 Okay? She was Ellie and all the girls since then. 640 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,199 She's, uh... 641 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:43,592 a changeling. 642 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:45,725 [timer clicks off] 643 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,904 -Well, I'll be damned. -I told you. 644 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,907 -See? It makes so much sense. -I'm sorry, what? 645 00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:56,692 I'm just surprised I didn't, I didn't think about this like a week ago. 646 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:59,304 -Honestly, me neither. -[Peter] Is this some deep level of sarcasm 647 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,741 I'm incapable of processing right now? 648 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:05,440 Hey, you know, I actually hooked up with a changeling 649 00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:07,355 chick a few months ago. 650 00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:09,139 Like a week after they all came out, 651 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,490 and she always wore this orange vest. 652 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:14,232 So you guys know about this, this thing? 653 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,451 -This thing? -Wow! 654 00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:17,931 -What? -Jesus, brother. 655 00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,672 What, it's a thing? What? 656 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,326 You know, I thought it was going to be funny 657 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:22,979 when you found out, but I had no idea 658 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,894 that you were completely oblivious. 659 00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:27,157 I'm sorry, do you read? Changelings had this 660 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,072 big coming out like four months ago. 661 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,727 There were cover stories in The Times for like a month, 662 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:32,772 where were you? 663 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,342 There's like a changeling bar two minutes away from here. 664 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:38,560 Leshy's. 665 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,259 Leshy's is a changeling bar? 666 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:43,739 Yes, oh, my God, the pasta is amazing. 667 00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,440 -I know! -There's a big issue of knowledge and sensitivity 668 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:51,269 -training in public services right now. -[Peter] How is this possible? 669 00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:53,401 I'm sorry, you live in a rent controlled apartment 670 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,534 in Los Angeles, and you're asking me about what is possible? 671 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:58,928 Okay, okay, whatever, we've had our fun, 672 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,975 but honestly I think you should just drop this. 673 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:04,891 -Jackson! -Look, changelings, they are fine to hang out with 674 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,110 and everything, but they come with their complications. 675 00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:11,114 -You don't want to have to deal with that, dude. -Don't listen to him. 676 00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,421 Peter, look, you said you wanted something real, 677 00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,250 well, like it or not, this is real. 678 00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:18,774 -It's time to step up to the plate. -You do not get to say that. 679 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:21,821 -Yeah, she did lie to him, Mia. -Yeah, she did. 680 00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:23,562 Well, hey, and you don't get to say that either. 681 00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,694 This isn't happening to you guys. 682 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:27,566 No, no, it's not. 683 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:29,568 It's happening to you. 684 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:34,399 So, what do you feel, angry at her for hiding something 685 00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:36,270 she knew would make you run away, 686 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:41,101 or scared that, maybe, ultimately it doesn't matter? 687 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,583 That girl you fell for, she's still that person. 688 00:38:44,713 --> 00:38:47,977 And that person that you stayed up all night talking to, 689 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:49,849 she's that person too. 690 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,852 Maybe she deserves a straight shot? 691 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,771 I, I have study group, 692 00:38:58,901 --> 00:38:59,815 I should go. 693 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:11,827 Hey, man, um, I still just-- I want to say, I think 694 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,525 it's more trouble than it's worth 695 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,744 but, uh, yeah, you're an adult, 696 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:18,486 just do what you want, dude. 697 00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:26,538 [sighing] 698 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,544 [birds chirping] 699 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:35,764 Heloise? 700 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,376 Hi. 701 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:57,917 -I'm sorry. -Sorry? 702 00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:02,138 For lying. For not telling you the truth about me sooner. 703 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,531 I'm sorry for freaking out. 704 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,490 It was... 705 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:09,494 it was a lot to take in. 706 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:16,979 Do you have any questions? 707 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:18,416 You must have questions. 708 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:25,510 How does the hair work? 709 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:29,165 -I'm sorry? -Your hair's shorter today, 710 00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:32,255 does it just, like, go back into your head? 711 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,649 -I-- -Exactly how many of you are there? 712 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,825 More than you'd expect. 713 00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:38,958 We're all just taking it day by day. 714 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,177 Every day? 715 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,396 Yup. 716 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,007 [light instrumental music] 717 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:48,402 I, I actually have to head out soon 718 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,447 for group. 719 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,057 Group? 720 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:55,322 Well, the changelings, changeling group? 721 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,456 I'm sure we'd be happy to answer any questions you might have. 722 00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,116 You don't have your license, right? 723 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,427 Guess I'm driving. 724 00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,473 [uplifting music] 725 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:28,486 [group talking among themselves] 726 00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:48,375 You're new. 727 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:50,508 Well, how could you tell? 728 00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:53,162 No name tag. [chuckles] 729 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,341 -I like your habit. -Thanks. 730 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,648 Or... what? Sorry. 731 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,085 It's not as bold as we're used to around here, 732 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:05,784 but I like the cohesion of it. 733 00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,570 Your digs, man, the clothes, that's what we call them here, 734 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,659 -'cause we wear it everyday. -You don't have a habit? 735 00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:14,793 How do people recognize you from day-to-day? 736 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,926 -They-- -He's not a changeling. 737 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,625 We met, at Tim bar at Leshy's. 738 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,280 Oh, uh, yeah, nice to see you again. 739 00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,935 [Leshy] Well, let's get started, I can't say 740 00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:30,112 that I see a familiar face in here tonight. [chuckles] 741 00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,854 And isn't that just so comforting? [chuckles] 742 00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:35,770 Let's begin by meeting our new friend, this is Peter. 743 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:37,772 [group] Hi, Peter. 744 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:40,862 And as always, let's begin by asking if there's anyone 745 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:43,386 here that has anything to get off their chest? 746 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,827 Uh, my parents want to go on a vacation. 747 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:50,916 That's marvelous, Marcy, where to? 748 00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:54,180 They were thinking, um, a cruise to Mexico. 749 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,531 -Oh. -But then... 750 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:00,447 they realized I couldn't go. 751 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:02,884 Uh, why? 752 00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:06,061 -Why is that? -She doesn't have a passport. 753 00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:10,109 -Oh. -They said maybe we could fly to New York, 754 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,937 but I'd still need an ID. 755 00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,155 But you're under 18. 756 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:14,896 Sometimes I look older, 757 00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,681 and there's no way to tell that it'll happen. 758 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,422 -Right. -You could always drive. 759 00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:23,775 That's right, you could turn this into a road trip. 760 00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:26,212 -You think so? -Sounds like a great adventure to me, kiddo. 761 00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:27,953 Yeah, it sure does. 762 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,479 -[Leshy] Who's next? -I'm having trouble with my neighbors. 763 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,047 -What kind? -They think I'm running a cult with all the people 764 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,179 in yellow shirts that answer my front door. 765 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,791 [laughs] 766 00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:42,445 I wouldn't say it sucks to be a changeling, 767 00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:45,448 sucks to be a changeling with narcolepsy. 768 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,494 I finally found an apartment. 769 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,629 Um, but I'm afraid my landlord's going to find out about me. 770 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:55,676 I am so damn tired of looking in the mirror 771 00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:57,765 and not recognizing the person I see. 772 00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,724 [Ashton] My brother got stopped by the police yesterday, 773 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,639 and I just kept praying to myself, 774 00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:03,815 please don't ask for my ID. 775 00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:07,601 I thought my supervisor would be more tolerant 776 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:11,474 than others I've had, but now I'm back on unemployment. 777 00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:14,086 At least until I figure this out. 778 00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:15,217 [Alex] My boyfriend left me, 779 00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:18,743 he said he couldn't find the energy 780 00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:21,093 to be attracted to me anymore. 781 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:24,139 [Jes] I guess some people just don't want a freak like me, 782 00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:30,537 but, uh, you know, it's, it's their loss, right? 783 00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:35,020 [Heloise] Sometimes I just try to sit down and list the positives. 784 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:38,066 I can eat whatever I want, for instance, 785 00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:40,547 size is just part of the daily crap shoot. 786 00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,116 No bruises either. 787 00:44:45,944 --> 00:44:47,293 No birthmarks. 788 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,342 No scars. 789 00:44:55,214 --> 00:44:56,476 Found that out the hard way. 790 00:44:57,999 --> 00:45:01,394 Some of you know this, but I 791 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,961 used to have a problem. 792 00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:09,532 I scratch my face when I'm scared or nervous, 793 00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:14,799 and... sometimes I couldn't help thinking I just wanted 794 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:17,018 something that was permanent in my life. 795 00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,500 A way to recognize myself. 796 00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:25,026 So... [breathes deeply] 797 00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:28,682 I just started scratching and scratching... 798 00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:31,729 and scratching... 799 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:37,082 until I made something I thought would stay but... 800 00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:39,475 like I said, 801 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:41,695 no scars. 802 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:48,397 But I'm finding other things and people that are giving me 803 00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:50,356 consistency, and... 804 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,098 I'm really thankful for that. 805 00:45:57,493 --> 00:46:00,018 [man] Hey, Bob, great job tonight. All right, guys, I'll catch you all later. 806 00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,497 Did you have a nice introduction to our group? 807 00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,066 Yeah, it was definitely an experience. 808 00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:08,069 [laughs] Hello, lovely. 809 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,680 Great job tonight. 810 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:13,031 Well, I'm off, stay strong, and I'll see you next week. 811 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,381 It was a pleasure meeting you, Peter. 812 00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:18,819 And if you have any questions, don't hesitate 813 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,908 -to give me a call. -Thank you. 814 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,129 Hey. 815 00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:25,913 Hey there. 816 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:33,181 Thanks for sticking it out tonight. 817 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:34,095 Yeah. 818 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:39,622 I'm still pretty overwhelmed to say the least, 819 00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:43,104 but I'm sorry, I know this is your life-- 820 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:44,323 I get it. 821 00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,588 -I just need some time to figure this out. -I understand. 822 00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,766 [sighing] You know how to contact me. 823 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,420 [seatbelt unbuckles] 824 00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:57,553 [car door closes] 825 00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,991 [light instrumental music] 826 00:47:16,746 --> 00:47:20,707 Okay, guys, as you know, I promised you a very special treat this week. 827 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,971 Our reader will be sharing her own storybook with you. 828 00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:26,669 And it's very special, because it's never been read 829 00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:30,412 to anyone else. Okay, yes, Amy. 830 00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:34,025 -Who's our reader? -Her name is Heloise and she is a friend of mine. 831 00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:37,985 -Amy? -Is she your wife? 832 00:47:38,116 --> 00:47:40,814 No, she's not, now, I want-- Yes, Amy. 833 00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:41,946 What does she look like? 834 00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:47,865 Well, [chuckles] uh, you will find out soon enough. 835 00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:48,822 -Okay? -[knocking] 836 00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:49,867 One second. 837 00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,001 -Hey. -Hey there. 838 00:47:54,828 --> 00:47:56,699 -You find us okay? -Yeah. 839 00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:01,487 -You ready? -Yeah. [chuckles] 840 00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:04,185 Well, here she is, it's Heloise Korrigan. [clapping] 841 00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:07,449 -[Peter whispers cheering] -[kids cheering] 842 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:10,322 Now, this is the world premiere and it's just for you, 843 00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:13,891 -super big deal, are you excited? -[kids] Yeah! 844 00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:17,416 Hi, everyone, and thank you. 845 00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:20,854 So, here we are, "Green Lights" 846 00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:22,421 by Heloise Korrigan. 847 00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,642 -Yes? -Are you a boy or a girl? 848 00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:28,383 -Amy! -No, it's okay. 849 00:48:28,514 --> 00:48:30,603 Um, I'm a girl. 850 00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:32,866 But you look like a boy, 851 00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:36,957 -kind of. -Well, that may be true today, 852 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:43,094 tomorrow may be a different story, but I believe I'm a girl, 853 00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,226 so I'm a girl. 854 00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:49,491 -Okay. -Is it okay if we start the story now? 855 00:48:49,622 --> 00:48:51,189 -[kids] Yeah! -[clapping] 856 00:48:52,451 --> 00:48:57,108 There was once a little girl who loved to drive her race car. 857 00:48:57,238 --> 00:49:00,763 Then one day, at the end of a long stretch of road, 858 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:03,984 she could see an even longer stretch of lights. 859 00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:07,292 Some were red, some were yellow 860 00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:09,903 and some were green. 861 00:49:10,904 --> 00:49:15,126 She found herself stopping and going, stopping and going, 862 00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:18,390 as she approached the lights of red and yellow, 863 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,609 she knew it would turn red soon. 864 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,699 Let's see, all green. 865 00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:26,964 -[upbeat music] -Flickering like lightning bugs in the distance. 866 00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:28,443 Stopping and going... 867 00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:29,967 [voices muted] 868 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,922 All right, we'll see you guys later. 869 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,534 -[kids] Bye. -Bye, there you go, okay. 870 00:50:15,664 --> 00:50:16,970 -Bye, see you later. -Bye! 871 00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:18,102 Yeah, good one. 872 00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:19,277 -Bye! -You too. 873 00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:20,843 Yeah, all right, see you guys, 874 00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:22,019 have a good one. 875 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,026 Thank you for this. 876 00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:30,027 Sure. 877 00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:34,988 -Of course. -Well, most people wouldn't have even called me back. 878 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:36,946 I am not most people. 879 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:40,037 And neither are you for that matter. 880 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:44,519 Well, I mean, technically I am the most people. 881 00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:46,478 [both laughing] 882 00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:47,696 Okay. 883 00:50:50,395 --> 00:50:51,570 Are you doing anything right now? 884 00:50:52,788 --> 00:50:56,401 I just thought, would you maybe want to hang out? 885 00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,273 I live like right around the corner, 886 00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:00,709 I could make tea. 887 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,189 We could talk. 888 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,626 Yeah, yeah, I'd, I'd really like that. 889 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:06,454 Great. 890 00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,026 -Grab my bag. -Oh, yeah, sorry. 891 00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:14,941 [Peter chuckles] 892 00:51:16,464 --> 00:51:17,683 Shall we? 893 00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,298 [Peter] Oh, hey, Mia. 894 00:51:24,429 --> 00:51:26,387 -Heloise, uh, this is-- -Hi! 895 00:51:26,518 --> 00:51:29,564 Hi, hey, hi, I'm Mia. Very nice to meet you. 896 00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:31,784 Uh, nice to meet you too, I've heard a lot about you. 897 00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:33,264 And I you. [laughs] 898 00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:37,703 I'm so sorry, um, I have-- I just-- I didn't know 899 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,140 that Peter was going to have company, or else-- 900 00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:43,230 Um, yeah, I'll just, uh, I will get out of your guys' way. 901 00:51:43,361 --> 00:51:45,014 Oh, it's totally okay. 902 00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:47,452 Yeah, Mia, stay and hang out. 903 00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:54,459 No, I'm sorry, I can't. I, uh, I have class at four so, I should... 904 00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:56,896 [chuckles] Okay, I'll see you guys later. 905 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:58,419 I'll get out of your guys-- 906 00:51:58,550 --> 00:51:59,768 I'll see you around. 907 00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:00,726 [door opens] 908 00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:04,599 -[door closes] -[Heloise chuckles] 909 00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:06,732 Yeah, well, can I get you something to drink? 910 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:08,386 No, I'm all right. 911 00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:12,955 Mia, uh, looks like your Mawmaw. 912 00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,524 Does she lecture anymore? 913 00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:18,526 No, not for a few years. 914 00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:22,051 She has trouble standing for long periods of time, 915 00:52:22,878 --> 00:52:25,751 and, you know, keeping the same train of thought. 916 00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:30,712 It would be so great to meet her. 917 00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,803 -I'm sorry. -No, no, it's fine. 918 00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,067 I think I would like that very much. 919 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,463 She is more of a handful than Mia though. 920 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:47,076 Oh, yeah? Well, um, I can be a bit of a handful too. 921 00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:50,167 -Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm. 922 00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:52,734 Um, several handfuls even. 923 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,867 [gentle music] 924 00:52:56,521 --> 00:52:59,698 -[music stops] -Oops. Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot my keys. 925 00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:01,874 -I don't even know. -[keys jingling] 926 00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:04,442 I'm-- Okay. 927 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,576 [gentle music] 928 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,536 -[music stops] -Where you going? 929 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:13,886 -Your apartment? -Sure. 930 00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:15,453 Hello, how's it going? 931 00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:16,976 Hey. 932 00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:18,586 Nice to meet you. 933 00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:21,328 You too. 934 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,854 "Hey, Jackson, how are you?" "Well, I've, I've been better." 935 00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:28,683 "Oh, you want to talk about it?" "Aw, guys, that would really mean a lot to me." 936 00:53:28,814 --> 00:53:30,381 [TV playing in background] 937 00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:39,128 [upbeat music] 938 00:54:16,209 --> 00:54:17,732 Oh, what the fuck? 939 00:54:17,863 --> 00:54:19,691 -What's wrong? -What are you doing? 940 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:23,347 Peter. Peter, baby. 941 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:24,826 Calm down. 942 00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:31,833 -What, Heloise? -I know, I think my cycle's off. 943 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:35,141 What? Since when does this happen? 944 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,925 It started when I was 14. 945 00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,492 How often? 946 00:54:38,623 --> 00:54:41,190 Usually once a month for a few days. 947 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:43,236 Up to six or seven. 948 00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:46,979 This is your period. 949 00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:50,591 It does-- Other things happen too. 950 00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:53,638 And you didn't think to fill me in on this one? 951 00:54:53,768 --> 00:54:55,944 Well, I was afraid you'd freak out, and obviously I was right. 952 00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:57,729 Well, that isn't fair. 953 00:54:57,859 --> 00:54:59,383 What happened to the honesty? 954 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:02,995 Transparency is important in a normal relationship. 955 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:04,431 Normal? 956 00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:07,304 Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 957 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:12,961 Listen. 958 00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,137 I'm sorry. 959 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,271 Why don't we put on some coffee and, and just talk-- 960 00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:20,012 I can't. 961 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:23,885 I can't. 962 00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:28,716 I can't do this 963 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,805 right now. 964 00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:31,806 I just. 965 00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:38,900 I should leave. 966 00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:41,860 Maybe that's best. 967 00:55:43,165 --> 00:55:44,428 I'll call you in... 968 00:55:48,127 --> 00:55:49,084 I'll call you. 969 00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:50,695 [gentle music] 970 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:04,448 [dog barking in the distance] 971 00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:17,025 [voicemail] Hello, no one is available 972 00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:20,028 to take your call, please leave a message after the tone. 973 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,994 -[beeping] -Hi there, it's Peter. 974 00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:33,085 I guess it makes sense you wouldn't have recorded a message. 975 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:35,435 Anyway, I could really use some advice right now, 976 00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:38,786 please call or text me back as soon as you can. 977 00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:41,093 I'd really appreciate if we could meet up and talk. 978 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:44,270 Oh, sorry I'm late. 979 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,055 Life's slower when you take the bus everywhere. 980 00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:50,363 Oh, no. No problem, Leshy. 981 00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,279 -It's good to see you. -You as well. 982 00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:57,196 So... tell me what's on your mind. 983 00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,111 Right. 984 00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:02,680 Well, things have been going pretty well with-- 985 00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:07,032 I'm sorry, uh, last time I saw you, you were, uh-- 986 00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:08,033 Bearded. 987 00:57:08,816 --> 00:57:09,948 Right. 988 00:57:10,078 --> 00:57:11,471 And now you're... 989 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,474 -not. -Yes, well, you, uh, 990 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,607 you caught me at that time I'm afraid. 991 00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:20,393 So usually you're-- 992 00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,613 Oh, most of the time, yes. 993 00:57:23,831 --> 00:57:27,748 Some of us are more like 60/40, even 50/50. 994 00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:31,796 -It can change over time. -50/50, 995 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:34,625 how do you even know what you are at that point? 996 00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,583 Well, it was always easy for me, 997 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:38,542 but it's something we all have to face. 998 00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:43,503 Some people find something familiar in themselves. 999 00:57:44,199 --> 00:57:46,245 Some find it's not so important, 1000 00:57:47,289 --> 00:57:48,769 the best thing we can do 1001 00:57:50,423 --> 00:57:54,166 is surround ourselves with people who give us consistency. 1002 00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:57,169 Now... 1003 00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:00,259 what was it you wanted to talk about? 1004 00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:06,744 [TV newscaster] But what is this demonstration trying to prove? 1005 00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:08,528 [woman Newscaster] Well, they got a lot of grievances, Richie. 1006 00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:10,138 In some places they are not even allowed 1007 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,313 -to use the public restrooms. -[knocking] 1008 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:13,185 At least 36 individual counties 1009 00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:14,360 -have already passed. -[TV switches off] 1010 00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:17,058 It's open. 1011 00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,597 I brought aspirin 1012 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:35,599 and chocolate. 1013 00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:41,169 What are you doing? 1014 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:44,477 -Excuse me? -Are you doing anything now? 1015 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,131 Or later today? 1016 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,482 Maybe, why? 1017 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:53,965 I just realized there's something you never done before 1018 00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:56,358 and... I want to teach you. 1019 00:58:59,884 --> 00:59:00,624 I, uh... 1020 00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,323 have a couple of ads to revise for some clients. 1021 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:05,324 Can you delay it? 1022 00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:09,807 I already canceled a parent teacher conference. 1023 00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:14,725 Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? 1024 00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:17,510 [upbeat music] 1025 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,995 Okay, so the most important thing 1026 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,997 is you're only going to use your right leg. 1027 00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:28,913 Other than that, you want to keep your hands at ten and two. 1028 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:30,871 Okay. 1029 00:59:32,394 --> 00:59:33,874 Are you sure this is the best day to do this? 1030 00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:36,616 -Maybe we should wait. -That's ridiculous, 1031 00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:39,010 -you have waited long enough, so come on. -But my friend Jade, 1032 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,621 when she said she tried to drive, she got pulled over, and since she didn't 1033 00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:43,667 have ID she got arrested, and then they couldn't process her 1034 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:45,494 because there was this-- They didn't have information or records. 1035 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,539 Hey, hey, hey. 1036 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,236 It'll be okay. 1037 00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:51,326 We're just going around the block. 1038 00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:53,590 Okay? 1039 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,895 [gentle music] 1040 00:59:57,376 --> 01:00:01,728 So, uh, yeah, on the brake, and put the car in reverse. 1041 01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:05,993 Just easy. 1042 01:00:08,735 --> 01:00:12,304 Just, [laughs] it's sensitive, just easy on the brake. 1043 01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:18,615 Super. 1044 01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:30,801 [lips smacking] 1045 01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:37,155 Oh. 1046 01:00:38,156 --> 01:00:38,896 [chuckles] 1047 01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:42,551 Is this, this no good for you, or? 1048 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:44,771 Yeah, I just think on days like today 1049 01:00:44,902 --> 01:00:47,078 it's just a little, just a little harder to get wet. 1050 01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:50,690 Oh. 1051 01:00:52,474 --> 01:00:54,346 I think this body might be... 1052 01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:58,698 post menopausal. [chuckles] 1053 01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:01,266 Right, um. 1054 01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:05,531 All right, do you want me to, uh, 1055 01:01:07,098 --> 01:01:09,448 -you know, go down there, or? -No, no, no, no, we can do this. 1056 01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:11,319 -Here. -Okay. 1057 01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:12,581 -Here. -Yeah. 1058 01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:14,671 -Just. -[Peter groaning] 1059 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:16,716 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1060 01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:19,371 Just, uh, just go slow. Okay. 1061 01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:23,505 [moaning] 1062 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,944 Yeah, just, just like that. 1063 01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:27,858 Okay. 1064 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,511 [moaning] 1065 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:31,470 Yeah. 1066 01:01:32,732 --> 01:01:34,821 [moaning] 1067 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,608 -Oh, God, okay, careful, careful. -What? Shit. 1068 01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:41,915 -Honey, you okay? -Uh, so. Yeah, yeah, uh. 1069 01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:44,178 -Shit, what? -[huffing] Ooh. 1070 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:45,614 Oh, sorry, I-- 1071 01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:49,401 I don't think it's going to work tonight. 1072 01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:51,142 I'm so sorry. 1073 01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:54,145 Um. 1074 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,189 That's okay. 1075 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,107 You're sure? 1076 01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,021 Of course. 1077 01:02:03,632 --> 01:02:07,201 We'll just, uh, we'll just try tomorrow night. 1078 01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,118 Let's just get some sleep. 1079 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:12,729 Yeah? 1080 01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:16,080 [gentle music] 1081 01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:23,478 [sighing] 1082 01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:27,047 Sweetie. 1083 01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:45,805 [sighing] 1084 01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:49,548 [upbeat music] 1085 01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:53,944 Jesus. 1086 01:02:54,596 --> 01:02:55,380 What? 1087 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,776 I'm fine, I just didn't recognize myself. 1088 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,998 -Ew. -[laughs] 1089 01:03:05,129 --> 01:03:06,130 Gross. 1090 01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,827 [upbeat music] 1091 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,568 [distant chattering] 1092 01:03:40,991 --> 01:03:41,948 What? 1093 01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:45,517 [sighing] 1094 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:49,782 -[laughs] Hi. -[Heloise] Hey! 1095 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,698 What? No, you don't. 1096 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:54,308 [both laughing] 1097 01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:55,657 Okay, okay. 1098 01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:58,486 [lighthearted upbeat music] 1099 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:13,937 Is this okay? 1100 01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,288 Yeah, just... 1101 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:19,856 [exhaling] 1102 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:30,040 -What? -Just... [taking deep breath] 1103 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:31,084 just give me a second. 1104 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,522 Maybe I could just... 1105 01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:39,005 Okay, I can't, I can't, fuck. 1106 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,702 -Just stop. -Okay. 1107 01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:44,271 It's not easy. 1108 01:04:47,492 --> 01:04:49,711 You know, I just can't flip a switch and make myself-- 1109 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:50,930 Okay, Peter. 1110 01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:52,627 Fuck. 1111 01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:54,847 I get it. 1112 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,329 This isn't fair. 1113 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,072 No, no, it really isn't. 1114 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:11,342 [TV newscaster] There are now roughly 10,000 changelings 1115 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:14,214 and changeling advocates converging on the national mall. 1116 01:05:14,345 --> 01:05:16,042 There are likely ten's of thousands more 1117 01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:18,001 unable to travel due to identification. 1118 01:05:18,131 --> 01:05:19,916 I wish I could be there with them. 1119 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,700 Is this really going to change anything? 1120 01:05:22,527 --> 01:05:23,963 Their demands seem pretty reasonable. 1121 01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:26,444 Proper documentation would be a start. 1122 01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:30,187 Accurate birth certificates, social security cards, 1123 01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:32,102 -bathrooms. -[TV newscaster] We spoke to Leshy Mamuna, 1124 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:34,713 the head of our local changeling advocacy coalition, 1125 01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,758 for further comment on the movement. 1126 01:05:36,889 --> 01:05:38,978 [Leshy] What the public at large does not realize is, 1127 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:40,371 that we've always been around you. 1128 01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:43,243 We have a legacy and rich cultural tradition. 1129 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,943 We are the friendly faces you pass in the street, 1130 01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:49,597 we are your neighbors, and we hope to be your friends. 1131 01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:53,427 All we ask is for you to see the beauty and the familiarity 1132 01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:54,820 we see in ourselves. 1133 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:55,995 Hard to argue with that. 1134 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,867 Well, you'd you be surprised. 1135 01:05:59,868 --> 01:06:02,175 Guess now this is as good as time as any to introduce you to the folks. 1136 01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:08,877 [knocking] 1137 01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:10,357 [Peter] Just me. 1138 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:11,793 Hey. 1139 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,755 Peter. Hi, sweetheart. 1140 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:18,626 Oh. Muah. 1141 01:06:18,757 --> 01:06:20,802 -Pete Pie. -It's so good to see you. 1142 01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,848 -Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. -Hi, sweetie. 1143 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,806 Uh, did she make it yet? 1144 01:06:24,937 --> 01:06:27,722 Yes, yes, finally, I mean, she's actually washing up. 1145 01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:29,811 I mean, can I just tell you something? They just had a 1146 01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:32,249 crazy time getting her here from the airport, you know, 1147 01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:35,513 and that whole escort system, I mean, it just needs a complete overhaul. 1148 01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,559 [Mawmaw] Anyway, I have four degrees, I think I can figure 1149 01:06:38,690 --> 01:06:40,257 my way around a God damn airport. 1150 01:06:40,909 --> 01:06:41,780 Oh. 1151 01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:43,825 Who do we have here? 1152 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:49,875 Oh, how are you, darling? 1153 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,181 Oh! 1154 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:55,011 Oh. You still tending those young minds? 1155 01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:56,664 Yeah, I'm trying to, Mawmaw. 1156 01:06:56,795 --> 01:06:59,319 Uh, Heloise actually encourage me to apply 1157 01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:01,626 for some PhD programs, so hopefully 1158 01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,845 I will soon know how the young minds are shaped. 1159 01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:06,587 Oh, you are not. [chuckling] 1160 01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:09,329 -Where? -Bunch of small places, a couple big ones. 1161 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:12,506 UCLA, Berkeley, Minnesota, Harvard, 1162 01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:14,030 -Yale. -Oh. 1163 01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:17,033 That's my boy! Oh. 1164 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:21,341 Get that girl over here so I can thank her. 1165 01:07:22,734 --> 01:07:25,519 Honey, you need some help with those dumplings, 1166 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:28,827 -I know you do. -No, no, actually, you know, Mom, please sit down. 1167 01:07:28,957 --> 01:07:30,698 [Mawmaw] I mean, you never put celery in it, 1168 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,222 it's got to have parsley... 1169 01:07:33,484 --> 01:07:34,311 [door opens] 1170 01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:35,877 [door closes] 1171 01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:38,576 Where's your girlfriend, bro? 1172 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:40,882 Working on it. 1173 01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:56,159 Anything the matter, buddy? 1174 01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,292 No, no problems, Dad. 1175 01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:01,512 When's the little miss making her debut? 1176 01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:03,862 She, uh... 1177 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,083 I think she's running a little behind getting ready. 1178 01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:08,084 Uh-huh. 1179 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:10,477 sounds like somebody else I know. 1180 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,958 [Mawmaw] Oh, Richard, you shut the hell up. 1181 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:27,407 [Heloise] I was getting nervous 1182 01:08:27,538 --> 01:08:28,756 about meeting your parents, 1183 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:32,630 so I tried to do some deep breathing exercises, 1184 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,546 some meditation, and I guess it worked pretty well 1185 01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:38,288 because I fell asleep, and when I woke up... 1186 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:42,074 I ruined my dress. 1187 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,164 Well, uh... 1188 01:08:47,601 --> 01:08:50,909 -that's okay. -My cycle ended three days ago, I shouldn't look like this. 1189 01:08:51,039 --> 01:08:52,780 It's taking over more and more. 1190 01:08:52,911 --> 01:08:55,914 Uh, maybe, maybe you can lay down for a bit, 1191 01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:58,351 -we can see if-- -I've been trying to lie down for the past hour, 1192 01:08:58,482 --> 01:08:59,874 I even took a handful of melatonin. 1193 01:09:00,005 --> 01:09:01,441 I still can't even sit still, okay. 1194 01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:03,095 I don't know what's happening to me! 1195 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,052 Okay. 1196 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,404 Hey. 1197 01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:09,623 It's going to be okay. 1198 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:13,323 Do you really want me to go out looking like this? 1199 01:09:14,498 --> 01:09:16,935 We should never have agreed to this, this was a bad idea. 1200 01:09:17,065 --> 01:09:19,938 No, these kind of things are bound to happen from time to time. 1201 01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:21,505 Okay, we knew the risk going in. 1202 01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:26,684 -I didn't mean-- -I really don't think you do know, Peter. 1203 01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:28,990 What are you saying? 1204 01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:31,341 We're, we're in this together. 1205 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,778 Okay, let's fuck, right now. 1206 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:34,779 Like this. 1207 01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:39,697 -Hope you don't want to travel. -We can go on road trips. 1208 01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:41,916 And I guess we're going to be sitting at home a lot drinking, 1209 01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:43,614 because good luck sneaking me into a bar. 1210 01:09:43,744 --> 01:09:45,746 -We can go to Leshy's. -And, uh, 1211 01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:48,184 oh, I won't be able to co-sign on a house 1212 01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:50,229 or a car or get married. 1213 01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,404 Heloise. 1214 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:53,145 What about kids? 1215 01:09:56,322 --> 01:09:58,672 Yeah, I know you think about it all the time. 1216 01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,632 It's hard to grow a fetus when your uterus disappears 1217 01:10:01,762 --> 01:10:03,590 -every other day. -We can try, 1218 01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:06,550 and maybe you'll stay a woman once... 1219 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,683 -you know, once your body-- -It won't work. 1220 01:10:11,946 --> 01:10:12,860 You don't know that. 1221 01:10:16,299 --> 01:10:17,561 I really do, Peter. 1222 01:10:23,828 --> 01:10:26,222 Look, this is what my life is like. 1223 01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:30,791 I don't think you know what it means for it to be yours too. 1224 01:10:30,922 --> 01:10:32,967 [melancholic music] 1225 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:37,581 Okay. 1226 01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:42,542 Well, I'll call my mom and we'll reschedule or something. 1227 01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:45,241 Tell her I'm sorry. 1228 01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:58,689 Heloise? 1229 01:11:02,954 --> 01:11:04,129 [heavy breathing] 1230 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:06,871 I'm sorry. 1231 01:11:07,611 --> 01:11:09,352 -Oh, baby, baby. -I'm sorry. 1232 01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,832 Heloise, what did, what did, what did you do? 1233 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,052 I just wanted something that was mine. 1234 01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,054 -[crying] I'm so sorry. -It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1235 01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:20,014 -It's okay, it's okay. -[sobbing] 1236 01:11:58,096 --> 01:11:59,315 [sighing] 1237 01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:10,891 Heloise? 1238 01:12:11,979 --> 01:12:12,806 Heloise? 1239 01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:16,201 Ells Bells? 1240 01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,293 [Peter] Look, I don't know, okay, she just left. 1241 01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:23,426 But couldn't she be at the apartment right now? 1242 01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,645 No, I told the neighbor to keep a lookout and she hasn't called. 1243 01:12:25,776 --> 01:12:28,039 -Did you talk to the support group? -Leshy hasn't heard anything, 1244 01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:32,130 okay, she left her phone, her clothes... you know, she could be lying dead 1245 01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:34,132 on a slab in the morgue and I couldn't even identify her body. 1246 01:12:34,262 --> 01:12:37,527 Pete, let's just be logical about this for one second. 1247 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,268 Now, nine times out of ten, people who run away like this 1248 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,705 usually go to someone they know. 1249 01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:44,055 Does she have any family? 1250 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,492 Someone she might have fled to? 1251 01:12:46,623 --> 01:12:48,451 [Heloise] ...Corner lot by Cleveland and Knox, 1252 01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:51,105 my dad still prunes the roses out front. 1253 01:12:51,236 --> 01:12:52,280 [Peter chuckles] 1254 01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:54,544 [knocking] 1255 01:13:01,507 --> 01:13:02,465 [Peter] Hello. 1256 01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:04,380 I hope this is the right place. 1257 01:13:05,293 --> 01:13:07,687 It's the only corner house with roses on it, so. 1258 01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:09,167 I realize anyone could have kept them up. 1259 01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:10,255 How can I help you? 1260 01:13:11,778 --> 01:13:12,866 I'm sorry, is this the home of the Korrigans? 1261 01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:18,045 My name's Peter Shalen, uh, I've been seeing 1262 01:13:18,176 --> 01:13:19,307 your daughter, Heloise. 1263 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,149 Didn't take photographs. 1264 01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:39,719 Didn't want us to feel like we were... different. 1265 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:43,897 There wasn't really much of a point, you know. 1266 01:13:44,028 --> 01:13:44,811 Yeah. 1267 01:13:47,248 --> 01:13:48,598 You know, they really didn't know what the baby 1268 01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:49,686 was going to be. 1269 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,471 The ultrasound said one thing, then another. 1270 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,257 I wonder if they were shifting in the womb, 1271 01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:57,345 they must have been. 1272 01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:02,046 Her mother... 1273 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,831 didn't know what to do with her, 1274 01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:08,139 she wanted a girl so bad, 1275 01:14:08,269 --> 01:14:11,621 she had expectations. 1276 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,624 Nobody really knew anything about changelings back then. 1277 01:14:16,103 --> 01:14:17,540 She never let her go outside, 1278 01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:23,241 she told people in the neighborhood that she had immunodeficiency disorder. 1279 01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:25,678 Yeah, I guess it'd be a little suspicious having 1280 01:14:25,809 --> 01:14:27,071 a bunch of different kids around. 1281 01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:29,595 Well, you know, it wasn't always children, 1282 01:14:29,726 --> 01:14:32,468 in her teens she started waking up sometimes older 1283 01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,469 than her mother. 1284 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,908 And she used that to her advantage whenever she could. 1285 01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:43,740 She started leaving the house, sometimes in secret, 1286 01:14:43,870 --> 01:14:45,829 other times a little more brazenly. 1287 01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:49,876 [chuckles] She, uh, 1288 01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:53,706 she got caught drunk off her ass one day after she bought 1289 01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:56,361 some vodka, because, you know, it's really easy 1290 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,798 when you look like a little old Vietnamese man. [chuckles] 1291 01:15:05,022 --> 01:15:08,329 She got a tattoo when she was 16 and her mom freaked out, 1292 01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,637 but it was gone by the next day. 1293 01:15:13,987 --> 01:15:15,075 And so were the bruises. 1294 01:15:18,122 --> 01:15:20,298 Like a year later, there was a fight. 1295 01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:25,303 It started over something really trivial. 1296 01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:28,393 You know, I'd forgotten what it was. 1297 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:30,656 But Selma, 1298 01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:33,006 she couldn't stop. 1299 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:37,097 She said that she would beat her 1300 01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:41,362 so bad the bruises would stay. 1301 01:15:44,452 --> 01:15:46,193 Heloise was gone in the morning, 1302 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:47,630 she didn't say a word. 1303 01:15:49,806 --> 01:15:50,720 Selma... 1304 01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:55,899 it's not that she was a bad person 1305 01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:57,161 or a bad mother, 1306 01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,511 at times she... 1307 01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:08,172 She just didn't know how to be a mother to Ellie. 1308 01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:10,522 It was... 1309 01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:13,220 so much work. 1310 01:16:14,787 --> 01:16:16,572 That's no excuse for what she did. 1311 01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:18,791 [chuckles] Maybe. 1312 01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:21,272 I'm sorry, maybe? 1313 01:16:21,402 --> 01:16:23,317 You weren't there, Ellie was... 1314 01:16:25,058 --> 01:16:25,798 hard to handle. 1315 01:16:27,844 --> 01:16:30,629 You know, it's... amazing. 1316 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,545 Ellie is so kind and warm and optimistic 1317 01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:34,807 with what she did to her. 1318 01:16:34,938 --> 01:16:36,374 Selma was a complicated woman. 1319 01:16:36,504 --> 01:16:38,550 Well, Selma can go fuck herself. 1320 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:40,378 She was protecting her from the world. 1321 01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,685 She was trying to protect herself. 1322 01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:45,601 Don't give me that, that's bullshit. 1323 01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:48,691 I know she blames herself. 1324 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:54,784 she must have processed it over and over, trying to rationalize 1325 01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,220 why someone would do that to her. 1326 01:16:57,264 --> 01:16:58,526 And that, to me, is just... 1327 01:16:59,963 --> 01:17:01,007 the greatest evil. 1328 01:17:03,444 --> 01:17:06,273 That someone could make a little girl feel so guilty... 1329 01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:09,233 just for being. 1330 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,412 Make her feel like she isn't beautiful, but she is. 1331 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:17,415 Always. 1332 01:17:18,938 --> 01:17:20,200 You just have to look at her. 1333 01:17:22,550 --> 01:17:24,117 You can see it in the way she moves. 1334 01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:28,687 You know, really look at her, 1335 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,297 and you can see it. 1336 01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:32,473 Clear as day. 1337 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:37,609 Just like I see it now. 1338 01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:40,481 [upbeat music] 1339 01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:42,745 I see you. 1340 01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:45,530 I do. 1341 01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:49,752 I see you, Heloise. 1342 01:17:54,017 --> 01:17:54,844 Hey. 1343 01:17:57,716 --> 01:17:58,761 Hey there. 1344 01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,941 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. 1345 01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:28,704 See? He found you after all. 1346 01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:34,318 You two want some dinner? 1347 01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:38,278 That is very kind of you, Mr. Korrigan, 1348 01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:42,021 but I don't think we'll be able to stay for too long. 1349 01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:44,371 We have dinner plans. 1350 01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:47,592 -Oh, do you now? -Yeah, we canceled on someone recently, 1351 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:48,636 and... 1352 01:18:50,377 --> 01:18:51,944 I think it's about time we make it up to them. 1353 01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:55,513 [knocking] 1354 01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:57,907 [Heloise] Peter, are you sure about this? 1355 01:18:58,908 --> 01:19:01,084 -Of course. -[Heloise] It's just-- 1356 01:19:01,214 --> 01:19:02,520 [knocking] 1357 01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:04,870 Peter. 1358 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,877 -And this must be-- -Mom, Dad, 1359 01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:14,097 this is Heloise. 1360 01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:19,493 -It's nice to meet you. -It's, it's nice to meet you as, 1361 01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:25,499 as well, I, I, I've heard-- we've heard so much about you. 1362 01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,632 [Mawmaw] Is that them? Is she here? 1363 01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,418 Oh, you are here. 1364 01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:35,118 I can't tell you how excited I am to meet you. 1365 01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:36,684 The way this one talks about you, 1366 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,426 I'd swear you were a mythical creature. 1367 01:19:40,253 --> 01:19:41,951 [Mawmaw and Heloise chuckle] 1368 01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:43,430 I guess I could say the same thing about you, Ma'am. 1369 01:19:43,561 --> 01:19:45,563 Oh. [giggles] 1370 01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:49,610 My name's Mary Lou, 1371 01:19:49,741 --> 01:19:51,961 but, uh, you can call me Mawmaw. 1372 01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:55,747 Now, I hear you write 1373 01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,315 and you illustrate children's books. 1374 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:02,536 You must tell me all about that. 1375 01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:05,278 [gentle music] 1376 01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:26,038 Hey. 1377 01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:28,562 Hey there. 1378 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:39,922 Did I... 1379 01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:43,664 did I rip my dress? 1380 01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:45,231 I don't think so. 1381 01:20:48,408 --> 01:20:50,410 -Does it feel tight? -Yeah. 1382 01:20:52,021 --> 01:20:53,413 Then maybe you should take it off. 1383 01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:54,501 [chuckles] 1384 01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:00,029 I mean... 1385 01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:03,771 it's okay. 1386 01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:08,080 No, you don't... 1387 01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:13,912 -You don't have to do this-- -Shh. 1388 01:21:22,529 --> 01:21:24,009 Are you sure about this? 1389 01:21:26,577 --> 01:21:27,534 Absolutely. 1390 01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:30,407 [gentle instrumental music] 1391 01:21:32,322 --> 01:21:33,497 Okay. Oh. 1392 01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:36,108 Oh. [laughs] 1393 01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:37,240 Oh! 1394 01:21:46,205 --> 01:21:47,990 [gentle instrumental music] 1395 01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:08,548 [upbeat music]