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[SLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Knew it.
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Get out the way!
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[IMITATES ENGINE SOUND]
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♪ They want to know ♪
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♪ Let's show them all ♪
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♪ Let's make a scene ♪
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♪ Let's play along ♪
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♪ I want to feel the way you feel ♪
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♪ How do you feel? ♪
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♪ Let's take it slow ♪
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♪ Let's spend the night ♪
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♪ Let's keep it real ♪
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♪ And these emotions ♪
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♪ Tell me do you ♪
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♪ See us going all the way? ♪
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♪ And I'd be lying
If I didn't say you've been ♪
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♪ You've been on my mind ♪
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♪ Tell me do you think of me... ♪
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[WOMAN OVER PA] Attention, students.
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One last reminder to buy your tickets
to tonight's Homecoming Dance.
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A magical evening full of wonder,
excitement, and romance can be yours
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for only 10.99.
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[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
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[GIRL] Mark, was that you? Romance,
really? You want to encourage...
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So, you going?
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- Yeah. Do you...
- Do you...
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[LAUGHS]
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- You go first.
- Do you need any underwear?
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- What?
- Your mom's at Costco.
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Um...
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- I'm good.
- Okay.
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Also, they ran out of
your gummy vitamins,
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so your mom got you small,
easy to swallow pills. That cool?
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- Okay.
- [WOMAN OVER PA] However,
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this is not an opportunity
to get freaky.
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Remember: if you're not responsible,
you'll end up with responsibility.
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So, there will be no twerking,
yiking, getting crunk, lit, or turnt.
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For all you ladies, dress appropriately.
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Nobody wants to see
your lower butt cheeks.
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Man, that's some bullshit!
Did you hear that?
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Did you hear, no butt cheeks. You know
how many squats I do for these nalgas?
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Come on, people, no butt cheeks?
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And last but not least:
no ID, no entrance. No exceptions.
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- [BELL RINGS]
- That's my cue. Got to roll.
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Just a few more minutes.
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I have a chem quiz.
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How about later? Fifth period?
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Can't miss trig. Sixth?
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- I could sneak out for ten minutes.
- Hey, so, tonight, will you dance with me?
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Of course. I'll dance with you.
And Ruby and Jamal... like always.
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What about just me?
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Like a slow dance?
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No, no, no. Hm-mmm.
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Not like a slow dance.
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A slow dance.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- No, no slow dancing.
- Why?
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- Because we've never done it before.
- So?
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We've been doing a lot
we've never done before.
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Friends don't slow dance. Especially
friends dodging rumors they've smashed.
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Oh, come on, it's just a dance.
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Slow dances aren't just dances.
They're statements.
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Let's just talk later.
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Sixth period?
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Sure. We can talk...
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about how slow we're gonna dance,
because it's going down.
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♪ She make a way
So everything is all right ♪
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♪ But this I like... ♪
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Shit.
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[RUBY]
Olivia only sees me in a certain way.
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To her, I'm "Inside
Ruby," the guy she's
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forced to live with and
buy underwear for.
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Tonight, I got to show her
that I can be "Outside Ruben,"
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the guy who not only knows
how to make killer chilaquiles,
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but can sexify a lady
on the dance floor.
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Tonight, I will redefine
our relationship.
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Awesome. Happy for you.
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So, while you and Cesar are getting
sexified on the dance floor...
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That's not what I'll be doing.
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Whatever. I just wanna know
where I am in this situation.
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- I don't know.
- Aha! Exactly!
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Because you both always forget about me!
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- We don't forget you.
- We ignore you.
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- You gotta leave the cane at home.
- Not a cane. It's a pimp stick.
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Even worse.
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Hey, do I crap on your accessories? No.
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Do I think necklaces
are tacky on dudes? Yes.
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But I keep that to myself.
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So you keep doing you
with that tacky chain,
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and I'm gonna roll with my pimp stick
that I need for my foot injury.
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That isn't real.
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- Why you got to neg me?
- Relax.
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No one's gonna neg
or forget you tonight,
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'cause this ain't
eighth grade anymore, boys.
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It's no "timid hands off."
It's all "confident hands on."
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'Cause tonight, everyone's
gonna get loose and bump...
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And grind.
High school dances are the worst.
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Really? Dances in Houston are dope,
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and great opps to meet dudes.
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Take a look around.
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Every hot prospect you see today
is gonna be sporting wood tonight.
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It's not pretty. Or impressive.
Dances are basically sex fests.
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- In a bad way?
- Yes. They can expose you.
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- How?
- You can get roofied or pregnant.
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And I'm not just talking
about getting it in on the dance floor,
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which happens all the time.
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I'm talking about slipping on something
suspect on the way to the bathroom,
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and boom, you're immaculately concepted.
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That's why you gotta have
protection on the ready.
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One minute you're dancing
next to some rando girl,
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the next, you're getting up
and into your new "girlfriend."
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- Trying not to get the herp.
- Come on.
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Hey, 39 percent of all cases come
from school-sanctioned events.
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CDC doesn't lie.
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Like I said, a relationship can be
made and redefined by one sexy jam.
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You really think a slow dance
can redefine a relationship?
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Where have you been?
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Dances aren't about dancing.
They're about making statements.
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- Positive statements.
- Like peeing every time you jump.
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That's what happens after you get prego.
Even if you don't keep it.
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Goodbye, romance. Hello, trauma.
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Plus the DJ they hired
is some lame hipster from Silver Lake.
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DJ Snigglebottoms!
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He almost played Coachella,
so he's obviously fire.
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I don't know, man. I just don't know
if one dance matters that much.
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Okay. What about Sylvia and Jesus, huh?
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They barely knew each other last year
before the fall dance.
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Until he basically draped her.
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- Draped?
- Dance raped. He was all over her.
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- She was all over him. In a trance.
- Like a prisoner.
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He marked her like a piece of property
so no other guy would touch her.
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- Then she had no other option but to...
- ...fall in love.
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Look at them.
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They're so ride or die.
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Stockholm syndrome.
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[SIGHS]
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Tonight could be a game changer.
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And our own personal hell.
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I'm wearing indigo tonight.
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I thought we should claim colors
to avoid outfit clashes.
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Indigo? Any objections?
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Oh, and my pants have red pockets.
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I know, it sounds weird, but it works.
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What are the pockets for? Roofies?
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So, what time should we meet?
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Yeah, let's get that in the books.
The more specific, the better.
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What are you guys thinking, like 8:00?
8:05? 8:10?
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I'm gonna play it by ear.
I'm not sure I'm feeling it.
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What? Why?
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Not sure I'm in the mood
to be objectified.
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If I want to see boners,
I'll just go online.
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Didn't you hear Principal Sarge?
The dance is a no-bone zone.
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Are you kidding?
Dances are cesspools of bad behavior.
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I don't want to go.
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Yeah, people get freaky,
but what's wrong with getting freaky?
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I don't get it.
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Explain it to us. Why
don't you wanna go?
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You were pretty excited this morning.
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That was before I remembered
how lame dances are.
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And maybe we're just not in the mood.
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Oh, is it your menses?
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Her what?
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- Her lady pond has runneth red.
- Lady pond?
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- What? What am I saying wrong?
- [BOTH] Everything!
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You guys don't understand
what it's like
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to be a woman and
treated like an object.
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- We have hearts!
- [OLIVIA] And minds.
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So, take out any question
that we're going tonight.
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The answer is no.
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With a period,
'cause that's what it's actually called.
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Olivia, let's go dine
in a less hostile environment.
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You read my mind.
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What just happened?
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[SIGHS]
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[BELL RINGS]
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Hey! Why are you dodging me?
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What you said at lunch really hit home.
I don't want to objectify you.
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I was just...
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I was just, like, talking
about women in general.
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- Not me personally.
- You don't have to back down.
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I'm not backing down.
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You don't need to tell me
if I can or can't back down. I'm fine!
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Okay, what if we skipped
the stupid dance?
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My dad's on a long haul,
which means that...
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Are you objectifying me?
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[SCOFFS]
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I know what you're doing,
and it's not cute.
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No, it's not.
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I'm not just your boy toy, Monse.
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Maybe it's a good thing
you're not going to the dance.
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It is?
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Maybe I can find a girl
who's interested in more than my body.
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A girl who just likes to dance. Slow.
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- We should go to the dance.
- What? Why?
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Because we can't let him...
I mean, them win.
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No way. We need to stand our ground.
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[SCOFFS] Which is why
we can't sit at home. We have to go.
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I'm totally confused.
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We're falling prey
to the obvious argument,
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which is that we have to sit out
to make a point.
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But the point is, we go.
If we don't, they win.
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Still confused. How are they winning?
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By repressing us!
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By staying home, it's like they're
putting us in emotional burkas,
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giving us no choice.
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[MONSE SIGHS]
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I get it. We need to shed the burkas
and flaunt the boobs.
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- Yes! Our body, our choice.
- [OLIVIA CHUCKLES]
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- We have to go. And look sexy.
- But not for them, for us.
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- So, I'm dressing for you.
- And I'm dressing for you.
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- Once I figure out how to look sexy.
- It's a good thing you know me.
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[RUBY] She doesn't know me!
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I'm a feminist. I'm woke.
I never slut shame.
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I even have a small collection
of Susan B. Anthony silver dollars.
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So, if my girl's gonna stay home,
I gotta support her and stay home too.
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So, you're gonna let
the girls' decision dictate yours?
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- It's our first high school dance!
- There'll be other dances.
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Besides, my parents and the twins
are out tonight,
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so Olivia and I can kick it here
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and Outside Ruben can make
an inside appearance.
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I'm still part of this scenario, right?
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If you really wanna be Outside Ruben,
you need to actually go outside
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and show Olivia what she's missing.
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[VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING]
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I say this from experience.
Nothing drives a girl crazier
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than knowing someone else
is out there waiting for you.
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Trust me!
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I don't know, man.
I think I should just stay home.
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Good. You can help me
clean the bathroom.
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The twins had an accident.
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Although, it looks like
it was on purpose.
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Uh... Sorry, Abuelita,
but I'm going to the dance.
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Yes!
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Um...
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I got to take care of something
for Spooky. Meet you guys later.
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Yeah, I should go, too.
240
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What time do you want to meet
so you guys don't forget me?
241
00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:16,004
For the last time,
that's not gonna happen.
242
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:17,911
Just come back in half an hour.
243
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:20,330
Or wait, I'm doing a charcoal mask,
better make it 45.
244
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,414
[DOOR CLOSES]
245
00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:25,335
I should do a nose strip, too.
Okay, let's say an hour to be safe.
246
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,795
I'll be back in 50.
247
00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:27,712
[DOOR OPENS]
248
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,088
[SIGHS]
249
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,172
Hey.
250
00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,147
I'm still going to the dance.
251
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,942
- I thought you had a right to know.
- Cool.
252
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:53,196
Also, I heard what you said
about objectification
253
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,198
and promise to respect you as a woman.
254
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,282
Awesome.
255
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,535
[SIGHS]
256
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,412
Would you like some help with that?
Not that you need it.
257
00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:05,458
We both know you're the stronger gender.
I mean, you have to be for childbirth.
258
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,062
Not that you have to have children.
Fertility does not make a woman.
259
00:12:08,086 --> 00:12:11,297
I would love some help, thanks,
but I'm heading over to Monse's.
260
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,132
Do you have time to carry it over?
261
00:12:14,092 --> 00:12:16,219
Oh... No. I have to get ready.
262
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:19,222
- Then I'll see you there.
- Where, Monse's?
263
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,890
- The dance.
- You're going?
264
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,351
Yeah, we changed our minds.
We can do that.
265
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:25,311
I know. I'm woke.
266
00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:28,314
You can't declare yourself woke.
Someone needs to tell you.
267
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:31,067
Thank you.
Now I'm woke about being woke.
268
00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:32,902
This has been so enlightening.
269
00:12:33,278 --> 00:12:35,280
Should we all go to the dance together?
270
00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:38,533
[CHUCKLES] I thought
you had to get ready?
271
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,286
I'm a dude. I'm always ready.
272
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,587
Oh.
273
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,546
I look dumb.
274
00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:54,549
Nah, you look more awkward
than devoid of intellect.
275
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:59,304
What? The dress looks great!
It's just, she looks awkward in it.
276
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,473
You know how some people are really good
277
00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:04,350
at saying the right thing
at the right time?
278
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,643
Yeah.
279
00:13:05,727 --> 00:13:08,313
You aren't one of those people.
Let me give you some pointers.
280
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,208
[RUBY] You're so enlightening.
[OLIVIA] I'm not suggesting...
281
00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:12,734
♪ I had to bubble up ♪
282
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:15,069
♪ Just to double up, I had to... ♪
283
00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,256
- [OLIVIA] Just think.
- [RUBY] That's an excellent point.
284
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,200
- [OLIVIA] And then speak.
- [RUBY] I feel you. Makes so much sense.
285
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:24,078
♪ Bubble up, I had to double up ♪
286
00:13:24,162 --> 00:13:27,415
♪ I had to bubble up
I had to double up ♪
287
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,667
♪ I had to bubble up ♪
288
00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:32,003
♪ Now I'm going to win ♪
289
00:13:32,086 --> 00:13:34,422
♪ One thousand bitches
in my cell phone ♪
290
00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:38,134
♪ You can hear the money
in my dial tone ♪
291
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,347
♪ We don't do first
Get your cell phone ♪
292
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,516
♪ Dee and me, baby
I love them redbones ♪
293
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,393
Let's roll.
294
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,062
- Don't say anything stupid.
- I know.
295
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:50,563
I need a new outfit.
296
00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:52,356
[SIGHS]
297
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,945
You know what would look good
with that top?
298
00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:58,028
Heels.
299
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,076
Don't open that!
300
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,873
That's the only stuff
she has of her mom's.
301
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:11,501
It's sensitive, a sad story
that I can't get into.
302
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,002
Grabbed the wrong one.
303
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:15,755
I hate when that happens.
304
00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:22,387
Okay, so her mom left when she was two,
and she's not over it.
305
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:25,181
- But don't ever bring it up unless she...
- All right.
306
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:28,575
- Which one should I wear?
- I think they all looked good on you.
307
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:29,935
Ruby?
308
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:32,313
No, I'm not falling for this again.
309
00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:34,941
Oh, come on. You can't
leave her hanging.
310
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:38,111
You just have to be
honest and sensitive at the same time.
311
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:40,280
- It's really not that hard.
- Fine.
312
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:44,075
I think the one she's wearing now
nicely accentuates her figure.
313
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,787
You mean her boobs. Classy.
314
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,164
- I can't win!
- Neither can I. Screw this.
315
00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:53,876
There's nothing different about this
dance than any I've gone to before.
316
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,880
Since I've worn jeans every other time,
I'm wearing jeans and my good hoodie.
317
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,258
If somebody doesn't like it,
they can suck a butt.
318
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:11,685
Hi.
319
00:15:21,612 --> 00:15:24,198
I'm just... waiting for Ruby.
320
00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,908
[BOTH LAUGH]
321
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,122
Do you smell something?
322
00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:32,540
[SNIFFS]
323
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,752
My Lady of Guadalupe.
324
00:15:36,878 --> 00:15:38,755
I didn't know they came in scents.
325
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,006
[CHUCKLES]
326
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:43,426
[MAN ON TV] ...with a new piece
of information, and no...
327
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,011
You like to date the line?
328
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,846
What? No, no, no, no, no.
329
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,514
...authorities had their...
330
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:52,185
Oh, Dateline. Oh, yeah,
I'm all over that.
331
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,268
[CHUCKLES]
332
00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:03,780
[GIRL] How the hell?
333
00:16:04,906 --> 00:16:06,824
How can they just do that?
334
00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:09,619
Don't be nervous.
I'll be your boner blocker.
335
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:13,164
- What's happening? What is it?
- Some bullshit is what it is!
336
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:14,967
They cancelled the dance
because of a fight.
337
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,334
Man, I mean, really?
338
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,419
Two putas got into it
in Life Skills yesterday,
339
00:16:18,503 --> 00:16:21,214
but we still managed to make soufflés.
A fight ain't nothin'!
340
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,466
It wasn't just that.
Some fool pulled out a gun.
341
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,634
Who cares?
342
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,734
It took me forever to get ready.
I even shaved my chocha for this.
343
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:29,847
And it was a two-man job.
344
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,561
Hey, what's going on?
345
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,605
Dance got cancelled because of a gun.
346
00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:40,775
I was actually really excited about it
and ready to dance.
347
00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:42,819
- Too bad.
- Yeah, it is too bad, huh?
348
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:46,322
The night doesn't have to be
a total waste. My dad is still gone.
349
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,784
That is a great idea.
350
00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:52,703
Yo, Monse's dad's out of town,
so party at Monse's!
351
00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:54,622
[CHEERING]
352
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:55,540
[GIRL] Yeah! Monse!
353
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,166
You said you were ready to dance.
354
00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:03,506
Oh, my God, why are the police
doing this to him? He's white!
355
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,341
Because he's poor.
356
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:08,594
[MAN ON TV]
I'd never, ever cheat or date her.
357
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:12,849
- How's your restless leg?
- Much better, thank you.
358
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,100
[CHUCKLES] I'm glad.
359
00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:17,103
Ooh. This is nice.
360
00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:21,065
You know, it's hard to find
a kindred spirit who thinks like me.
361
00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:27,196
Someone who knows that the real story
is always the story behind the story.
362
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,784
You know, like Steven Avery or Watergate
363
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:34,203
or RollerWorld.
364
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,329
RollerWorld?
365
00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:40,126
- What do you know about RollerWorld?
- Nothing.
366
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,301
I know you know something.
367
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,053
I shouldn't have brought it up.
368
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:54,724
Every time I talk about it, somebody
tells me I'm stupid for believing
369
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,602
that there could be money buried
in the neighborhood.
370
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,563
The only people who are stupid
371
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,946
are the ones who believe
those two Santos
372
00:18:02,971 --> 00:18:05,050
robbed that place for 50,000 dollars.
373
00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,403
It wasn't 50,000?
374
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,571
[CHUCKLES]
375
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,989
- Two-fifty.
- No!
376
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:14,494
Sí. The Prophets were using RollerWorld
to wash the money.
377
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,872
The Santos didn't even know
what they were getting themselves into.
378
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:19,999
- "Wash the money"?
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:23,711
Oh, money laundering. Is that how
the war started between the gangs?
380
00:18:23,794 --> 00:18:26,339
Every story behind a story
has a beginning.
381
00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,676
- Then start there.
- Where?
382
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,220
The beginning!
383
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,432
[LAUGHING]
384
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:41,145
She keeps talking and talking, but
that's the thing: she don't say nothing.
385
00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:44,565
Telling us how to dress appropriately
for dances and stuff,
386
00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:47,818
like, "Oh, your skirt can't be shorter
than your fingertips,"
387
00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:52,198
which is mighty prejudicial to me
because I have long arms,
388
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:55,451
and she has short, stubby arms.
You know?
389
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:58,663
- [WHISPERS] Help me.
- Should we throw him a bone?
390
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:01,916
And get stuck in Jasmine's quicksand?
We'll never get out.
391
00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:05,419
Okay. I'm getting another refill.
You want one?
392
00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:06,503
Yeah.
393
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:09,382
Hey, play something lit.
394
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,882
On it.
395
00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:20,768
♪ I know
I know I serve you like a queen ♪
396
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,189
♪ Show you things you've never seen ♪
397
00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:26,774
♪ That you've been blind to ♪
398
00:19:27,858 --> 00:19:29,211
- ♪ 'Cause you're the song ♪
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
399
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,654
♪ That keeps on finding me ♪
400
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,447
Be right back.
401
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:35,449
♪ The rhythm and the melody ♪
402
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:38,786
♪ And I can't fight you
'Cause I don't really know you ♪
403
00:19:38,869 --> 00:19:41,330
♪ I don't know what to say ♪
404
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,165
♪ I know that I could show you ♪
405
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,209
♪ I'm hoping that you come my... ♪
406
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:47,503
I counted it three times.
Trust me, it's all there.
407
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,840
- [OSCAR] I don't want any problems.
- I know. I don't want any either.
408
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,924
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
409
00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:02,017
Where's that from?
410
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,106
- Ready for our dance?
- Are you crazy carrying that around?
411
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,509
- You're gonna get yourself killed.
- Don't worry about it.
412
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,611
Worry about this.
413
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,696
[GRUNTS]
414
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,823
- Oh.
- [MONSE LAUGHS]
415
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:22,913
[OLIVIA] Hey.
416
00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:24,749
[MONSE] Hey! Perfect timing.
417
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,794
- Cesar, enough! I hate tickling.
- I'm sorry. I had to leave that room.
418
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:31,547
Jasmine was threatening
to show us her "two-man job."
419
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,966
- Seriously, I'll cover my eyes.
- No.
420
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:35,592
You're saving me.
421
00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:38,846
We were just being stupid. Come here.
422
00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:46,269
Thanks.
423
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,256
I definitely interrupted something.
424
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,901
[BOTH] Nope. Nothing.
425
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,904
Just so you know, I keep shit private.
I don't gossip.
426
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,489
I'm all about that lock and key.
427
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,241
- [CHUCKLES]
- No doubt.
428
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,645
But Monse and I are just friends.
429
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,704
Really? You guys seem
like you'd be together.
430
00:21:04,538 --> 00:21:05,748
Monse's out of my league.
431
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:10,002
So, you've never, ever thought
of getting together?
432
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,962
No. Would never happen.
433
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:14,048
- Why?
- He's not safe.
434
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:17,343
[ALL LAUGH]
435
00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:21,847
[OLIVIA] That's hilarious.
436
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:22,931
[MONSE] Totally.
437
00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:27,353
I'm gonna go grab a shot.
438
00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:29,021
- Okay.
- Okay.
439
00:21:31,982 --> 00:21:35,194
- [MAKES AIRPLANE NOISE]
- [CHUCKLES]
440
00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:38,614
I know if I had that much cash,
I wouldn't bury it.
441
00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:42,034
I'd buy the new Jordans
and probably a new metal detector.
442
00:21:42,118 --> 00:21:43,970
And if there was anything left,
I'd invest in solar.
443
00:21:43,994 --> 00:21:45,579
The Santos had to hide the money.
444
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:48,082
They were feeling the heat
from the Prophets and Feds.
445
00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:50,000
So they hid it before they got arrested.
446
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,545
I guess they didn't know
they'd be killed in prison.
447
00:21:52,628 --> 00:21:53,671
Hmm.
448
00:21:53,754 --> 00:21:56,132
- Think they left the money with family?
- No.
449
00:21:56,215 --> 00:22:00,344
Benito's family owned a smoke shop
that I used to... walk by.
450
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:03,556
And when it burned down,
they couldn't afford to rebuild.
451
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:05,099
What about the other guy, Frankie?
452
00:22:05,182 --> 00:22:06,058
[CHUCKLES]
453
00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:08,018
He was stupid, but nice.
454
00:22:08,102 --> 00:22:12,440
I made a dress for his girlfriend once,
and he left me a good tip.
455
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,025
If...
456
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:19,822
If I go through my old receipts,
I could probably find her name.
457
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,241
- Why do that?
- Maybe it could lead to something.
458
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,119
No, don't worry about it.
459
00:22:25,202 --> 00:22:28,497
If nobody's found the money by now,
it's not gonna be me.
460
00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:30,583
Mijo.
461
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,544
Come here.
462
00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:35,546
Ah.
463
00:22:35,629 --> 00:22:36,755
Why not you?
464
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:40,551
Because it's one thing
to think about finding the money,
465
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:43,220
but what are the chances
I actually could?
466
00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:44,597
Slim to none. So?
467
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,433
So I just don't see myself as someone
who could do something this...
468
00:22:47,516 --> 00:22:48,516
Special?
469
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:55,024
If you don't try, it will haunt you
the rest of your life.
470
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,151
Somebody has to find that money.
471
00:22:57,234 --> 00:22:59,028
Why can't it be you, Hamal?
472
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:00,988
- Jamal.
- Hamal...
473
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:04,158
every story behind a story
has a beginning.
474
00:23:04,241 --> 00:23:06,494
What if this one was yours?
475
00:23:10,331 --> 00:23:11,999
Ruby's not here, is he?
476
00:23:14,585 --> 00:23:16,921
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
477
00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:20,299
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
478
00:23:20,382 --> 00:23:21,467
Where did Ruby go?
479
00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:23,052
[MUFFLED] I'm here.
480
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,720
[JASMINE SNORES]
481
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:25,804
I'm here!
482
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:30,726
My breath is fading!
483
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,480
- Where am I?
- My house.
484
00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:36,398
Oh, thank God.
485
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:39,652
She threatened to drag me to Pimp Lane.
486
00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:41,403
That's when I passed out.
487
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,365
Please tell me nothing happened.
488
00:23:44,907 --> 00:23:46,033
I'm all about consent.
489
00:23:46,534 --> 00:23:48,160
That's very noble.
490
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:49,912
You deserve a dance.
491
00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,419
Might be easier to
drink from the bottle.
492
00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:01,840
You guys aren't going to make us
dance by ourselves, are you?
493
00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:05,803
You heard her. It's now or never.
494
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,056
- Come here.
- No.
495
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,683
Why?
496
00:24:12,977 --> 00:24:14,228
I'm not safe.
497
00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:17,856
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
498
00:24:18,816 --> 00:24:21,151
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
499
00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,488
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
500
00:24:25,489 --> 00:24:27,908
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
501
00:24:28,951 --> 00:24:31,161
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
502
00:24:32,329 --> 00:24:34,915
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
503
00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:36,875
♪ I need your love ♪
504
00:24:42,506 --> 00:24:43,882
♪ I need your love ♪
505
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,306
♪ I need your love ♪
506
00:24:55,686 --> 00:24:57,605
♪ I need your love ♪
507
00:25:02,693 --> 00:25:05,362
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
508
00:25:06,196 --> 00:25:08,490
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
509
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,869
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
510
00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:15,164
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
511
00:25:16,206 --> 00:25:18,709
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
512
00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:21,629
♪ Will you be my one and only? ♪
513
00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:25,132
♪ I need your love ♪