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www.addic7ed.com.
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[PANTING]
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[ENGINE HUMMING]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[CESAR] Please! You've
got the wrong guy!
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You've got the wrong guy!
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Look, you've got the wrong guy!
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Please!
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You've got the wrong guy.
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You've got the wrong guy.
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[PANTING]
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- What...
- You think I wouldn't find out, fool?
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Oh, I got ojos everywhere.
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- Twenty-four-seven, 365.
- What are you talking about?
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'Sup, bitch?
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We know you kissed Olivia.
Why you got to do us like that, huh?
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Hey, I... I...
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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- Why are you here?
- I just wanted to be included. Bitch!
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- We can talk this out.
- It's too late for talking.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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I'm gonna give you a face for radio.
Mess him up.
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No. No, no, no, no. [PANTING]
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It was a mistake. I'm sorry!
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No. No. No. No. No.
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No!
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[PANTING]
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I got to get this on lockdown.
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[JAMAL] What's up?
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- You look fried.
- Couldn't sleep last night.
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I'd seriously consider
Tempur-Pedic pillows. Changed my life.
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Or are we talking non-pillow issues?
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- Just some shit. It's nothing.
- Is it drugs? You slinging?
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You stole a car?
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Held up a liquor store?
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- A drug store? A corner store?
- No store.
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Home invasion? Assault?
Assault with a deadly weapon?
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Oh, my God, they made you
kill someone, didn't they?
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Shh.
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I really hope it wasn't a white person.
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I didn't kill anyone.
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- I kissed Olivia.
- What?
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- You kissed Olivia?
- Shh.
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Why tell me that?
You know I can't keep a secret.
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I call bullshit. You've kept
the football secret for months now.
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Unless you all of a sudden developed
glaucoma or became a pirate.
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That's not funny. Piracy's a problem.
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And... And...
And I'm cool with my own secrets.
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Other people's? I've
got nine hours tops.
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And that's with perfect conditions.
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If there are any extenuating
circumstances, all bets are off.
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I can't be too hungry or too full
or too hot or too cold
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or feel physically cornered.
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And what about Olivia?
She lives with Ruby.
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She could tell him at any moment.
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Olivia's cool. She's tight-lipped.
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- You boned?
- I'm talking about the lips on her face.
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And we're in the middle of a heat wave.
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- There's no way I can keep this in.
- Fine, I'll handle it.
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What are you doing?
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You don't deliver heartbreak via text!
You have to do it in person.
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Ooh.
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You'll thank me later.
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[MONSE] Hey.
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Wow. You look... not good.
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I'm sorry. I take full responsibility. I
shouldn't have blown you up every night.
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And I promise I'll stop talking about
the woman who may be my mom.
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Oh, did I tell you? I found her
on Facebook, but her account's private.
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I haven't friended her yet,
but I Googled her. She's an author.
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Do you think that's a sign
or just a coincidence?
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I don't know, but listen,
something's been weighing on me.
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I know.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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And I'm in. I'm ready to take things
to the next level with us.
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I can't keep our sitch a secret.
It's eating me up.
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I feel you.
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We have to figure out a way to tell
the guys so they won't get pissed.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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Nothing. Nothing's up.
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- Can I borrow Monse for a sec?
- No!
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No need to borrow her. She's all yours.
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- Everything cool?
- No!
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- We good?
- I've been played.
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Jasmine suckered Olivia
into hanging out
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after school and Olivia
just suckered me.
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Can you believe that?
I got double suckered.
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That sucks.
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[WATCH BEEPS]
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What the hell, man?
You can't roll up on me like that.
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I'm letting you borrow my watch.
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It's synced with my phone timer.
Tick-tock!
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The time is ticking, so you better
start talking. He's coming this way.
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What's up?
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Uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
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- So, Olivia...
- No!
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- No?
- I'm done talking about her.
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I'm over getting rejected.
It's called self-respect.
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So, from now on,
I'm only into girls who are into me.
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Hey!
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And who don't scare me.
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Between us,
I'm actually not even into girls.
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I mean... right now.
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I'm tired of being one-note.
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I gotta give this whole
"all about a girl" thing a break
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and focus on being a titan of industry
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so that when I'm ready to be
all about a girl again,
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I have the appropriate capital.
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- And I have an idea for a business.
- What's the idea?
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It's huge. I mean, so huge
that I can't talk about it here.
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Don't want to get Winklevoss-ed.
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Okay, fine, here's the
idea: it's an app.
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Online Live Interactive
Video Integration Application.
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That's all I can say for now.
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Jamal, come over after school.
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Cesar, no offense, but this
doesn't fall into your skill set.
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- I have an A minus in computer science.
- Exactly. And I have an A.
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My job is done. He's over her.
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He's over her?
Then what is this acronym for?
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Olivia. Damn, he's not over her.
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No shit, Cholock!
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And now I'm supposed to go over
to his house after school!
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- I can't be alone with him.
- You won't be alone.
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I'll tell him about the kiss
before you get there.
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- Then why do need to show?
- I need you for post-convo damage control.
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You're right.
I'm better with Ruby when he cries.
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But you have to promise
you're gonna get there first.
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Nothing can stop me.
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Go whack out those tags.
Keep your head
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on a swivel. Prophets
have been trolling.
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Yeah, cool. I just got to stop
by Ruby's first and sort some shit out.
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Or I'll knock this out first.
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[WATCH BEEPS]
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Jamal! Could you put your phone down
for two minutes?
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I'm talking
about a billion-dollar idea here.
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I'm texting Cesar.
He should be here by now.
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- Damn it. He doesn't have a phone.
- Did you invite Cesar?
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- No. You did.
- No...
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I was pretty explicit in my directive.
I said, "Jamal, come over after school."
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Not Jamal and Cesar.
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In fact, I'm pretty clear I told Cesar
this didn't fall in his skill set.
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I didn't hear you say that.
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Cesar, no offense, but this
doesn't fall into your skill set.
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Why are you recording our conversations?
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For any future litigation.
We have to be prepared to defend our IP.
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I don't think that's legal.
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You have to have two-party consent
to record conversations.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Great. Just got your consent.
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I didn't say you could do that.
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[JASMINE] Oh. Yes!
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Yo, what size are you?
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Oh, honey, no.
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Well, excuse me for touching
the cherished chonies.
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I think it's pretty normal for people to
not want you to touch their underwear.
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Well, not if you're besties.
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Monse, I thought this bitch
was really gonna cramp our style,
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but Jasmonsolivia has
a really nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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I take no responsibility for this.
You were properly warned weeks ago.
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Everyone deserves a second chance.
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[JASMINE BREATHING HEAVILY] Mira, mira!
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[EXHALES]
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Yes, right?
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It's good, right?
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[OLIVIA] Yas, kween.
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- Your body, your choice.
- I think it might be a little tight.
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Monse, you are last person
who should be giving out fashion advice.
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I mean, look at you...
in that doo-doo outfit.
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Girl, why you trying
to be comfortable all the time?
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Sometimes it's okay
to leave your dignity at home.
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Pop them titties. Pop them titties.
Pop, pop, pop them titties.
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So, Olivia, how's living with Ruby?
He take a lot of showers?
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Follow my lead.
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Oh, yeah, Ruby loves to get sudsy.
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Nice. Because you got to get clean
before you get dirty. Mmm.
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So, tell me, does he ever
loofah your choofa?
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Or teeter-totter your tatas? Huh?
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No. But let's just say a shower cap
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isn't only for the hair on top,
if you know what I mean.
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Ugh, I can't wait
to show him my shower curtains.
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[GRUNTS] What else does he like?
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Um...
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You've been asking
a lot of questions about Ruby.
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It almost seems like you're more
interested in gathering intel on him
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than hanging out with us.
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No. I mean...
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Well, I mean,
I am interested in Ruby, but...
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So, you admit it.
He's the only reason why you're here.
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No! I like you guys too.
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Sometimes. Yeah.
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Olivia, wasn't it
Jasmine's idea to hang out?
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And wasn't it Jasmine
who suggested we come to your house,
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which happens to be where Ruby showers?
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Convenient.
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And hurtful.
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I really don't like being used.
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I think it would just be better
if you gave us our space.
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Guys, I am not using you.
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Agh. But... I can see
how bad this looks, so I'm gonna go.
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No, you don't need to leave. Just stand
in the hall and reflect on your actions.
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Are you su...
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I'll just...
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- You're good.
- Don't touch a bitch's chonies.
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I feel like my brain got dry humped.
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One sec.
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Ah!
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[GRUNTS]
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- That's 15 more minutes.
- I deserve 20.
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[OLIVIA] Hmm?
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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I'm scared for Ruby.
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Ruby would appreciate that. And a handy.
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No pressure, but if you ever find
yourself with time on your hands...
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Ah... Moving on.
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Okay, so if not Ruby,
then who would you be into?
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I don't know. What about you?
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No one.
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I don't believe that.
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Well, maybe there's one guy.
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[WATCH BEEPS]
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- Yo. Yo, hey, come here.
- Yo, dog.
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Get him!
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Get your ass over here. Get back here.
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Get him!
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[MAN] Yo!
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This is a business meeting
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and I'm starting to feel that you
don't have the mettle to be COO.
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I'm starting to feel
like you should be in an alleyway
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hosting a tea party for stray cats.
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- What?
- You're going crazy!
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And there is no app.
And since there's no app, I'm out.
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There is an app.
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Tell me the name again.
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Online Live Interactive
Video Integration Application.
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What are the odds?
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You're in deep. Deeper than I thought.
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I am. I'm drowning.
I don't know what to do.
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Do I give up? Do I try harder?
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Jamal, be my compass.
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Steer me in the right direction.
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Do you know anything
that could help me Oliviate... Agh!
243
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,072
I mean, alleviate this obsession?
244
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,017
Jasmine! Come!
245
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,520
I can't. I'm on blast.
246
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,791
I was kicking it with my bitches
when those bitches kicked me out.
247
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,693
I guess I was all about the D.
248
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,339
Oh, interesting. Ruby's having
a similar problem. Sans the D.
249
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:05,343
He's making everything about a girl.
I'll leave you two to discuss.
250
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,844
[JAMAL] Screw this.
251
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,556
Cesar's not here. I'm out of here.
I don't need this.
252
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,102
[GASPS]
253
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,429
Someone shot one of the homies.
254
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,431
Have you seen Cesar?
He ain't answering his phone.
255
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,449
His phone ain't working.
256
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,619
Not that anyone broke it or anything.
It just died...
257
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,353
of natural causes.
258
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,855
If you see him,
tell him I'm looking for him.
259
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,897
Yes, sir.
260
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,625
[POLICE SIREN BLARING]
261
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,323
I'm still going.
262
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,576
I just wanted
to give Oscar some lead time.
263
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,119
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
264
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,078
One-time!
265
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,329
[SCREAMS]
266
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,499
[MAN] This is L.A.P.D.
This block is on lockdown.
267
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,562
For your safety,
remain inside until further advised.
268
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,047
[WATCH BEEPS]
269
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,673
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
270
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,674
[POLICE SIREN BLARING]
271
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,592
[RUBY] What?
272
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:08,281
I said, I can't believe we're stuck
in the house with Oscar.
273
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,076
- [LAUGHS]
- [CELL PHONE RINGS]
274
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,687
Ma! Yeah, I'm safe.
275
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,081
No, I'm inside.
276
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,333
I'm not gonna starve.
277
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,378
We can make do.
278
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,172
[OSCAR SIGHS]
279
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,449
Can I get you anything?
Water? Coffee? Tea?
280
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,551
Personal space.
281
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,577
Seriously.
282
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,030
Yo, why you so close to me?
There's like five other seats.
283
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,712
I wanted to ask you something...
if that's okay.
284
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,216
But if it's not okay, I don't need to
ask, even though I'm dying to know.
285
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,094
But I don't need to die.
Not that you'd kill me, but you could.
286
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,821
If I say yes, will you shut up?
287
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,892
Do you know who Lil' Ricky is?
288
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,538
Which Lil' Ricky? You talking about
Baby Ricky's daddy or Tiny Ricky's son?
289
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,067
Ricardo Galindo.
290
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,985
[LAUGHS]
291
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,254
Ah, Lil' Ricky.
292
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,533
What you want with Lil' Ricky?
He's the original veterano.
293
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,052
The OV.
294
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,513
- It doesn't work that way.
- My bad.
295
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,225
Is there anything you could tell me?
296
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,544
Do I scare you?
297
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,230
Yeah.
298
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,565
- Well, he scares me.
- Okay, bye.
299
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,136
My parents are stuck, which sucks
'cause they were on a Costco run.
300
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,990
- There's no snacks in the house.
- But... if I don't have snacks...
301
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,202
- Tell me you have snacks in your purse.
- Boo, you know I do.
302
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,623
It's egg salad, but... it's warm.
303
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,043
I'll take it.
304
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,657
[RUBY] Aw.
305
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,552
Why are you eating that?
306
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,221
For the greater good.
307
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,307
Is that the sandwich?
308
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,168
No, it's me.
309
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,336
I got the egg booty coughs.
310
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,856
- Oh, I swear to God, if you don't go away!
- Okay.
311
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,592
She went into my room, didn't she?
312
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,361
[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
313
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,347
Where can I take this?
314
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,075
There's no one in the bathroom.
315
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,392
¿Qué onda?
316
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,290
[WATCH BEEPS]
317
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,713
[MAN] Freeze. Put your hands up.
318
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,966
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
319
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:39,623
Okay, so you've been smashual
with this dude since summer
320
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,291
and now you want to go legit?
321
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,001
Go legit. What's the worst
that can happen?
322
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,670
The guys could stop talking to me,
and our dynamic could change.
323
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,214
We've been super tight
since fourth grade.
324
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,192
You're telling me none of them
have ever had a girlfriend?
325
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,094
Cesar's never had a girlfriend?
326
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,597
Maybe once in sixth grade,
but since then...
327
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,807
I don't know, he doesn't talk
about that stuff with me.
328
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,768
What about Ruby?
What if Ruby got a girlfriend?
329
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,663
Yes! God, yes.
He'd probably unclench a little.
330
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,125
Maybe that's what they say about you.
331
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,568
You implying I'm uptight?
332
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,946
No, but you just tend to overthink.
333
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,323
'Cause I don't have anyone
to talk this guy stuff out with!
334
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,076
- All my friends are dudes.
- And it's just you and your dad, right?
335
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,136
Yeah.
336
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,389
Where is your mom?
337
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,224
Don't know.
338
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,268
She left when I was little.
339
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,128
This is now becoming a sad-fest, so...
340
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,649
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
341
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,926
It's just kind of complicated right now
in the mom front,
342
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,637
which probably explains why I haven't
ever rolled easy with the girls.
343
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:39,057
What are you talking about?
You're totally a girl's girl.
344
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,559
Okay, you're 5150,
345
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,936
'cause I'm pretty sure being
a girl's girl means having girlfriends.
346
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,748
- I've never had a real girlfriend before.
- Until now.
347
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,486
So, as your real girlfriend,
348
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,782
I think you need to stop worrying
about what the guys will or won't say
349
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:59,160
and don't be afraid
to bring this mystery dude around
350
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,846
and introduce him to the crew.
351
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,050
- Or do they already know him?
- They don't!
352
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,585
But if they did,
353
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,466
do you think that they'd care that I
kept our sitch a secret for so long?
354
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,566
- So, they do know him?
- No! No, no. No.
355
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,509
That's not what I meant.
356
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,096
Okay, I'm done sitting on the hot seat.
Your turn. You feeling anyone at school?
357
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,139
[SIGHS]
358
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,391
- I don't kiss and tell.
- You kissed someone?
359
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,868
There's a lockdown outside.
360
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,103
We know. We can hear.
361
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,104
Okay. Cool.
362
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,608
And also, if you're hungry,
there aren't any snacks.
363
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,609
Got it.
364
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,653
And also, you may want to fill up
on liquids since there's no food,
365
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,029
but Oscar's taken over
the bathroom and I
366
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,406
don't think he's coming
out anytime soon
367
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,491
so you may want to dehydrate yourselves.
368
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,243
Why is Cesar's brother here?
369
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,555
Olivia, Cesar.
370
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,101
I don't know anything about Cesar,
Olivia. Is it crazy hot in here?
371
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,920
Yeah, we're in the middle of a
heat wave. Jamal, go get some ice.
372
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,648
- So, who'd you kiss?
- Hey!
373
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,775
Let's play a game.
374
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,491
[JAMAL PANTING]
375
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,478
You can't turn the A/C up that high.
You're gonna blow the power.
376
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,539
I need to regulate my body temperature.
377
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:12,525
I have to pee so bad.
And I'm sprouting major turtle-head.
378
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,587
Will someone tell Oscar
to get out of the bathroom?
379
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,213
Go ahead.
380
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573
I'll hold it.
381
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,202
What kind of games you wanna play?
You guys feeling words, pictures, cards?
382
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,931
How about a game that reveals
your innermost feelings and secrets?
383
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,916
Or... KerPlunk?
384
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,852
How about Smash, Marry, Kill?
385
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,212
[ALL] Jamal!
386
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,172
[JASMINE SIGHS]
387
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,175
I think that was a sign
that we shouldn't play this game.
388
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,302
- Can I talk to you in the kitchen?
- No, thanks.
389
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,012
Jamal, if you come to the kitchen,
390
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,491
- I'll show you where the snacks are.
- Coming.
391
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,811
- Where are the snacks?
- There are no snacks.
392
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,705
God damn it. Do you know
how messed up that is?
393
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,316
Space. Space. I need space.
I can't be cornered like this.
394
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,818
Hold on, I'm trying to
tell you something.
395
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,778
And I'm trying not to
tell you something.
396
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,255
You're not making any sense.
397
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,257
- You don't want me to.
- Look.
398
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,134
I'm just trying to say thanks.
399
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,412
You got Olivia out of her room
to play a game with me.
400
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,330
I appreciate you
for being such a good friend.
401
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,873
Yeah. Hold on to that.
402
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,250
[LIQUID TRICKLING]
403
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,251
Is it raining?
404
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,648
It's not rain.
405
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,717
What? Who knows how long
this is gonna take!
406
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,195
- It could be all night.
- All night?
407
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,910
Son, you're in deep. Real deep.
408
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,455
- I had no choice.
- There's always a choice.
409
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,165
Who are you protecting?
410
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:37,235
'Cause I'll be honest with you,
your story doesn't make sense.
411
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,879
I'm telling the truth.
412
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,883
I want to believe you,
but I don't think you're that dumb.
413
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,095
Are you that dumb?
414
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,707
Why wouldn't Olivia tell Monse?
415
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,501
Because Olivia said
that she keeps things private.
416
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,606
You don't understand
anything about girls, do you?
417
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,134
They don't even need
to know each other to talk about it.
418
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,262
It's like they're transmitting this shit
telepathically all the time.
419
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,973
- They are?
- It's like VagiFi.
420
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,185
My ex-wife used to sync up
with my daughter.
421
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,896
It's like their thoughts
would exchange automatically.
422
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,291
I would come home,
my shit would be done.
423
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,878
Your friend Jamal is not the wild card.
424
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,838
It's Olivia.
425
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,948
Can I use your phone?
426
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,552
No. You don't do this over the phone.
427
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,763
You lose the tone when
you use the phone.
428
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,624
We got to get you there.
429
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,375
[ENGINE STARTS]
430
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,228
[POLICE SIREN BLARES]
431
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,756
Go, Ruby! We don't have all day.
432
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,817
Actually, we do. We're locked in.
433
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,845
I'm a gentleman, I make love.
I don't smash.
434
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,597
Well then you're not doing it right,
435
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:52,393
'cause if you want a girl to bow,
then you got to plow. Right, Olivia?
436
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,080
Anyways, Make love, Marry, Kill.
437
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,731
Maybe we should ixnay the urdermay.
438
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,233
We don't wanna poke
the bear in the bathroom.
439
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,152
No more rewrites, Jamal. I'll go first.
I'd kill Jasmine.
440
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,488
- I deserve that.
- I'd make love to Ruby.
441
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,741
That's really considerate,
just as I would be as a lover.
442
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,827
- And then I'd marry Jamal.
- Seriously?
443
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,787
Why not make love to me and marry Ruby?
444
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,498
- We're married. We're having sex.
- What about the marital death bed?
445
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,124
Fine. I'm changing my answer.
446
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,544
I'd make love to Jamal and marry Ruby.
Happy?
447
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,565
I am. Because even though we're married,
we're having sex, and a lot of it.
448
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,424
She made me get clipped.
449
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,235
[OSCAR LAUGHS]
450
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,847
Uh...
451
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,283
You want to play?
452
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,185
Okay.
453
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,479
I'd kill you.
454
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:38,874
I'd kill you.
455
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,627
I'd smash you.
456
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,171
I'd smash you.
457
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,702
Fine. I'd smash you too.
458
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,970
Then I'd kill you.
459
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,126
[DOOR CLOSES]
460
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,269
Let's keep playing.
461
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,731
♪ You better run... ♪
462
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,383
I'd marry Olivia.
463
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,969
Monse, you can be my side piece.
And I'd kill Jasmine.
464
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,888
- All right, now it's starting to hurt.
- Okay, my turn.
465
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,265
I'd make love to Monse.
466
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:15,077
Excuse me. Can you say that slower?
467
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,521
I'd make love to Monse.
468
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,522
[SIGHS]
469
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,791
I'd marry Ruby.
470
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:25,028
- And I'd kill Jasmine.
- All y'all can suck a bag of buttholes.
471
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,321
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
472
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,156
Did you hear?
That's the sign I've been looking for.
473
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,075
- A bag of buttholes?
- No, Olivia said she'd marry me.
474
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,469
Is it an open marriage?
475
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,389
[POLICE SIREN BLARES]
476
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,437
I hate to break it to you,
you're not my type.
477
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,422
Damn. There goes
my whole experimental phase.
478
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,965
Lasted all of two minutes.
479
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,133
[CHUCKLES]
480
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:51,071
But don't worry, I'm not crushed...
unless you kiss like Cesar.
481
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,407
You kissed Cesar?
482
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,821
On Halloween. But don't tell anyone,
I don't want things to get weird.
483
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,503
You kissed Olivia?
484
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,424
Damn.
485
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,200
♪ Young boy ♪
486
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,409
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
487
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,328
[GASPS] It wasn't me!
488
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:17,306
♪ Trying to rule the world, I see ♪
489
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,769
♪ Well, I'll tell the truth ♪
490
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,188
♪ I promise you ♪
491
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:28,484
♪ This world may frown upon
The things I have you do ♪
492
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,469
♪ But I got taste ♪
493
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,471
♪ And I got style ♪
494
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:38,494
♪ I know the twist and turns
To make your life worth while ♪
495
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,487
♪ My brother, you could probably win
In a shit-talking competition ♪
496
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,447
♪ My composition's the opposition
Of all the shit that ♪
497
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,825
♪ Got me wishing to spit tragic
The shit that get ♪
498
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,993
♪ You deal crack
And you spend cash on cement asses ♪
499
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,995
♪ My heart burns in the fire of truth ♪
500
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,997
♪ Got the heat of seven suns
In the meteor treatment needed ♪
501
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,250
♪ More brothers burn on WorldStar
Than 1792 ♪
502
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,335
♪ Won't act like I'm any better
You are me, I am you ♪
503
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,671
♪ We are hate, we are love
As below, so above ♪
504
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,881
♪ We got poison everywhere
So what's a war on a drug? ♪
505
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,008
♪ We at war with ourselves
Talking war with no guns ♪
506
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,136
♪ So if you had to meet yourself
Would you go do it or run? ♪
507
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,530
♪ Run from the devil ♪