1
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Brian, thank you so much
for arranging the car.

2
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Can't wait for dinner tomorrow. Um…

3
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Kiss Hayden and Cooper for me, okay?
All right. Bye.

4
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Dad! Brandy!

5
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-Hi!

6
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Oh boy!

7
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-Oh my God!
-There she is.

8
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-Oh, wait.
-Ooh!

9
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-Uh… that's me? Me? Okay.
-Yeah. Yeah.

10
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-I'll be back. I'll be back.
-Look at you! Come on.

11
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Come on, I want you to tell me everything.
We've missed you so much.

12
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-Cheers.
-Cheers!

13
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Mario's gonna be bummed.
He missed your last Christmas!

14
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Well, he wouldn't be
if he got off his high horse

15
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about the commercialization of Christmas
and came home to see his family.

16
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-Yeah, I'm gonna miss that fool.
-It's not like you're leaving forever.

17
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Once Freeridge is in my rearview,
I'm not looking back.

18
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Not even for Cesar?

19
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That ship sailed.

20
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-Ah! Can't wait to eat these.

21
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They're not for you. They're for Isabelle.

22
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There's, like, 20 of 'em.

23
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-Five for Isabelle and 15 for the baby!

24
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No, my baby's gonna be generous.
She's gonna share.

25
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'Cause we share everything.

26
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Clothes, makeup, political opinions.

27
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Yeah.
Sometimes we even cycle together. It's…

28
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Hey, don't you love spinning?
Maybe you two should do a class together.

29
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-Thank God you're handsome.

30
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She's not talking about spinning, babe.

31
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No. More like all 50 girls in my dorm room
getting their periods at the same time.

32
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Well, aw… I am so happy for you
because I hated high school.

33
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It was 24/7 drama.

34
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Been there, but it's so much better now.

35
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Now not everything I say and do
has to go through a testosterone filter.

36
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I know it's only been two years,
but I feel like I finally found my people.

37
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Go.

38
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Oh hey, uh, do you remember this?

39
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Oh my gosh!

40
00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,942
Yes!

41
00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,192
Oh my gosh.

42
00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,362
Wait, do you know who would love this?

43
00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,361
Oh no. No, we are not waking up the baby.

44
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The sitter is picking him up
for the party,

45
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and he needs to be well-rested.

46
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Wait. Party?

47
00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,954
Is that code for
"y'all are gettin' freaky"?

48
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Did you not tell her
we're having a party tonight?

49
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I knew I forgot something.

50
00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,624
Well, you know what else you forgot?

51
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To send in my paperwork for next semester.
Can you check on it?

52
00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,375
-Yeah. No problem.

53
00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,722
Stella Elliot is teaching a workshop,
and I have to get in.

54
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By the way,
we invited some of your friends tonight.

55
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Jasmine was the only one that RSVP'd,
and she can't make it,

56
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but Ruby and Jamal's folks are coming,
so… maybe they can join.

57
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Maybe.

58
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I doubt it.

59
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-I mean, we're not close anymore.
-But you will be.

60
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That's what old friends do.
They pick up right where they left off.

61
00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,149
Hmm.

62
00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,869
And… Cesar? Was he invited?

63
00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,196
No.

64
00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,293
We only invited your friends.

65
00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,079
I can't go!

66
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My passport's expired.

67
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It's Ruby's fault.

68
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I was so bummed not being able
to spend Christmas with his fam.

69
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I got distracted.

70
00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,094
I mean, who dumps someone
before the holidays?

71
00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:21,554
-People who don't wanna give presents.
-Ay, Tía, what am I gonna do?

72
00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,719
I could show Border Patrol a little T&A.

73
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-Teeth and arm.

74
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Except I've totally let myself go
since the breakup.

75
00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,478
And that's why you don't settle down
till you're 30.

76
00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,148
-But you got married when you were 20.
-And do I look happy?

77
00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:37,244
Do you want this face?

78
00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,912
We'll just tell Abuela we can't make it.

79
00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,290
No. You and Papa shouldn't have
to pay for my screwup.

80
00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:49,288
Take him without me. I'll make it up
to you as soon as school starts.

81
00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,082
I'll come home every day at lunch
and give you a break.

82
00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,536
I appreciate that.

83
00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,376
And I'm sure your father does too.

84
00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,338
But will you be okay alone?

85
00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,682
Are you kidding? I'll finally have time
to bedazzle my… scrapbooks.

86
00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,049
Mija, are you sure?

87
00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,717
Totally.

88
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,220
Okay.

89
00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,095
I'm a phone call away.

90
00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,902
-I love you.
-I love you too.

91
00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,111
-Go!
-Ay, okay. Okay.

92
00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,534
I'll be fine.

93
00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,962
What's taking so long?

94
00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,673
If the host is over 40,
the start time is firm.

95
00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,344
-Ay, Ruby! Take a chill pill.
-Is that what you're both wearing?

96
00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,045
Whatever, we don't have time to change.

97
00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,885
Boxed wine? Really? Hmm?
Guess you don't wanna keep these friends.

98
00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,522
Ah, you know what, mijo?

99
00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:53,189
Take the night to yourself and stay home.
We'll say hi to Monse for you.

100
00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,769
-No!

101
00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:55,984
She could misinterpret it.

102
00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,194
I've been drama-free for months.

103
00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,234
I'm not trying to invite that back.

104
00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:03,068
I'm having a lot of feelings
about Monse's party.

105
00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,034
Mainly the feeling that we shouldn't go.

106
00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:09,237
What? No! Everyone's going. Even Abuelita.

107
00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,747
I was always a maybe, and now…

108
00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:16,747
I'm a no. Gonna power nap instead.
But text me who's there.

109
00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:19,134
-Maybe I'll make an appearance.
-Are you boys coming or not?

110
00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,212
-Yes!
-No!

111
00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,716
I heard a no. I'll take it. Okay.

112
00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,263
Bye.

113
00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,932
You can't avoid Monse forever.

114
00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,971
Drama with her doesn't just go away.

115
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It's like a zit.

116
00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,805
It comes out of nowhere, and it only
gets uglier and worse until you pop it.

117
00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,363
On the contrary,
popping a zit will just spread bacteria,

118
00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,018
causing even more zits
and possibly scarring.

119
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,818
The best way to get rid of a zit
is to do nothing.

120
00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,613
I say… pop the bitch.

121
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,696
The zit!

122
00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,704
Go to the party!

123
00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,794
The holidays are for spending time
with your friends and getting high.

124
00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,870
Okay, since we're all just chiming in
on things that are none of our business,

125
00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,577
I've noticed you've been
really tired this week.

126
00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,838
You need to stop
staying up so late at night on Bumble.

127
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,550
That's when I find the best honey.

128
00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,931
-Ooh!
-Mmm!

129
00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,303
-Okay, let's go.
-Jasmine will probably be at the party.

130
00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,718
Slim chance.
Monse and her haven't talked in a year.

131
00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:16,057
Neither have we, and we were invited.
Do you really wanna risk a run-in?

132
00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:19,654
You're right. Okay, let's skip the party.
I'm not ready to see Jasmine.

133
00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,197
-What was that?
-I said I'm not ready to see her.

134
00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,793
Okay? I'm afraid she's gonna wanna
get back together.

135
00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,699
And maybe eventually
we could be friends, but--

136
00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,657
Okay, I feel you.

137
00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,417
-I feel you.
-I don't know.

138
00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:41,249
Maybe down the road
we… we could go to prom together.

139
00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:44,455
We could.
Does that mean we could get it in?

140
00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,587
Damn, Ruby! Ayiyiyi!

141
00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:48,585
Maybe?

142
00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:51,426
I don't know, okay? Right now,
I'm really enjoying my space!

143
00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,262
But eventually all spaces need
to be filled.

144
00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,428
-Are you still being Jasmine?
-Okay.

145
00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:58,726
If you can't figure out when I'm Jasmine
or Jamal, we have bigger problems.

146
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,855
-Yes?
-I just wanted to drop this off.

147
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,661
I don't think it's appropriate
to accept gifts from you

148
00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,700
considering our circumstances,
but… thank you.

149
00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,584
Oh, it's not for you!
It's for your parents.

150
00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,211
My tía was supposed to drop it off--

151
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,208
But you thought it'd be better
if you come over.

152
00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:22,210
No, she left for Mexico,
and I'm alone for the holidays

153
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,383
because some asshole distracted me
from getting my passport renewed.

154
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,473
Oh shit. Who's the asshole?

155
00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:28,378
You, dude!

156
00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,388
Anyways, I gotta go. I'm goin' to Monse's.

157
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,600
Not us.

158
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,059
We've got a Kwanzakah party to go to.

159
00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,180
Don't give Monse my regards.

160
00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,887
Okay, have fun.

161
00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:43,607
Oh, and next time you wanna role-play me,
Jamal, don't do the accent.

162
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:44,609
It's offensive.

163
00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:49,782
We're going to that party.

164
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,909
That's bad bruh.

165
00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,582
-This is too much.
-You're too much.

166
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:57,701
-See you.
-All right.

167
00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,247
I'll see you in a little bit.

168
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,160
Hi!

169
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,288
There he is! What's up, buddy?

170
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,126
-Beautiful.
-What's up, man?

171
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,921
-What?
-Where's the little guy?

172
00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,514
-I thought we'd get to see him.
-Oh, take him anytime you want.

173
00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,800
Now that our baby boy's leaving the nest,
I wouldn't mind having another.

174
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,465
Baby, I know you better mean
another drink.

175
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,675
Ooh!

176
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,727
-That's okay.
-Oof!

177
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,108
-Oh, there she is! Let's go!

178
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:26,188
Maybe we should let her settle in first?

179
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,322
Hey! How's it going?

180
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,357
Well, well, well.

181
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,066
You look different.

182
00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,986
-Oh, a good different?
-Hmm, haven't decided yet.

183
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,786
Okay, sounds like
you need a drink. BRB.

184
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,081
Jasmine, mija! How are you?

185
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,745
Oh, wow, you look so beautiful!

186
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,754
Did you like our gift?
If not, we can exchange it.

187
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,506
-Or if you prefer cash…
-No! I… I… I like Amazon gift cards.

188
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,798
Okay, enough chitchat.
We're gonna level with you.

189
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:57,723
Ever since you broke up with Ruby,
he's been a bit more… difficult.

190
00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,885
Like depressed?

191
00:09:58,973 --> 00:09:59,973
Like annoying.

192
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,887
He used to not have time for us.

193
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,306
Now he only has time for us.

194
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,855
You need to take him back,
Jasmine, please!

195
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,939
Listen, I appreciate the offer,
but you got your facts wrong.

196
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,896
Ruby broke up with me!

197
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,236
I wanted to fix our sitch, but he didn't.

198
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:18,410
And speaking of fix.
Girl, we gotta fix this outfit! Let's go!

199
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,876
What is wrong with my outfit?

200
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,628
Nothing. You look great.

201
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,050
I just can't deal
with inquisition from Ruby's parents

202
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,549
about our breakup right now.

203
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,218
Oh shit. I didn't know you guys broke up.

204
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,970
And why would you?
You've barely spoken to me in two years.

205
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,473
-I think the phone works both ways.

206
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,234
All right, bitch, you got me.
I guess we both been busy.

207
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,444
And I'm really sorry about Ruby.

208
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,573
So what's been going on?

209
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,372
You want the whole lowdown
since you dipped outta town?

210
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,619
Yeah, lay it on me.

211
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,290
Okay.

212
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,786
So you left,
and Cesar got all up in the Santos.

213
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,542
But Ruby, Jamal, and I were cool
till one day Jamal peaced out.

214
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,285
Next thing, he's playing football,
and every girl wanted to smash him.

215
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,998
Then every girl was smashing him.

216
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,218
Then he ran against Ruby for class prez
and called out the threesome we had--

217
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,049
Whoa! Whoa! Hold on. Hold on. Three?

218
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,715
As in someone besides you,
Ruby, and his hand?

219
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,104
No hands. Just mouths.

220
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,010
Ew!

221
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,808
Kissing!

222
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,021
It was sort of fun, but he wasn't into it.

223
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,652
Ruby, not his hand.

224
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,978
But it drove a wedge between us,
and then we broke up,

225
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:33,114
and now I have no friends because I put
my relationship above everything else.

226
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,322
-Scene.

227
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,283
Okay… hilarious,
but, really, what's going on?

228
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,784
No, that is what's really going on.

229
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,332
Oh my God.

230
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,619
-People actually wanna sleep with Jamal?
-I know at least four girls who have!

231
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,581
Anyway, shit is crazy,

232
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,085
and now we're here at this party…
in this nursery…

233
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:55,418
-Oh my God! Did you have a baby?
-No! My dad and stepmom did.

234
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,586
Oh, girl, I am glad to hear that.

235
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,795
I mean, that baby would be
in some crazy-ass outfits

236
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,755
with a weird-shaped head.

237
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,431
I've missed you.

238
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,136
-Come in.

239
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:12,522
We've got a serious problem. We're having
a Christmas carol-oke contest,

240
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,276
and we need more singers. You in?

241
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,738
So in. But first, Brandy needs us
to run to the store 'cause she's out of…

242
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,412
-Uh… brandy!
-And chips.

243
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,739
Oh, and… and while you're out,
can you get Jamal? The boy's got pipes!

244
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,446
-That's true.
-Sure, we'll swing by his place.

245
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,497
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
He's at our house! Bring Ruby too.

246
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,082
We could use a backup dancer.

247
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,342
That's a good thought.

248
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,879
Ooh! You look dapper!

249
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,173
You're gonna have a great time
at Monse's party.

250
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,717
-Catch you later.
-What do you mean, "catch you later"?

251
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:44,181
I'm being a good friend
by encouraging you to go to the party,

252
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,853
but by actually going, you're choosing
her side and being a bad friend to me.

253
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,193
This isn't about Monse.

254
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,558
Clearly, there's unfinished business
with Jasmine.

255
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,355
And I gotta figure out what it is.

256
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,896
Old habits die hard.

257
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,032
Jamal, if Jasmine and I were
to ever get back together,

258
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,280
I'd never make you third wheel again.

259
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,195
She'll be the one in the sidecar.
'Cause I'm riding with you.

260
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,913
-Are you driving, or am I?
-What?

261
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,953
You said you're riding with me,
which I assume means I'm driving

262
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,788
because… I'm not going
if I'm metaphorically sitting back seat.

263
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,785
You're driving.

264
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,786
Cool.

265
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,298
Glad we got that cleared up.

266
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,299
I don't wanna ruin my night
by dealing with Monse.

267
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,511
And I don't wanna ruin mine
by not dealing with Jasmine.

268
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,892
He doesn't wanna deal.
I… I get it. I'm a lot.

269
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,810
True, but so is he.

270
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,309
Ruby's a triple-sized serving
in a bite-sized package.

271
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:30,731
Ooh! More like a magnum package.

272
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,730
Ew! Maybe you guys are too similar.

273
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,862
No way! She's the yin to my yang.

274
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,820
-She com--
-Don't say she completes you.

275
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,070
Ugh! No!

276
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,531
-She compliments me…
-Ah!

277
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,701
-…like, ten times a day.
-Mm-hmm.

278
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,370
-And I like being seen.
-But he never saw me!

279
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,239
Or valued our relationship.

280
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,906
He said that he lost the "me" in "we,"

281
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,035
but what he really lost sight of
is the "we" in "we!"

282
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,963
There is no "we" with Ruby!

283
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,882
Never will be. Never, ever, ever!

284
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,421
…ever, ever go back to your ex.

285
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,256
But if you absolutely must,

286
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,891
you gotta make it seem like
you're doing her a favor.

287
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,639
That's how I keep 'em in my rotation.

288
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,560
But Jasmine thinks I'm an asshole.

289
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,639
You don't want that Jasmine.

290
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,314
You want the new and improved Jasmine.

291
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,774
The one that does what you want her to do.

292
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,395
-Holy shit!
-What?

293
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,651
You are Toxic Turner.

294
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,152
I am? What do I do?

295
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,605
Detox. Get him out of your system.

296
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,736
He's problematic. You can't fix a problem
unless you're willing to confront it.

297
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,164
So confront him.

298
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,702
-Christmas is a time to tell the truth.
-It is?

299
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,537
-I don't know. I'm riffing here.
-And I'm riffing with you!

300
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:37,542
'Cause this mouth won't be muzzled.
Except when it wants to be. Which is why--

301
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,336
-We're not going.
-We're going.

302
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,920
But we need alcohol.

303
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,915
Oh, and one thing? Mona Mardukas is MIA.

304
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,258
And possibly DOA.

305
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,262
Oh, no worries.

306
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,513
Mona can rest in peace.

307
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,175
'Cause Whitney Hightower's
in town.

308
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,274
Okay! I see you, Whitney!

309
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,810
-What are we drinkin'?

310
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,565
Hmm, okay.

311
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,688
How about a classic… vodka?

312
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,526
Oh! If we're gonna go classic…

313
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,700
we gotta keep it classy.

314
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,781
I was thinking something a tad classier.
Like Grey Goose.

315
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,288
Oh, I guess Whitney's buyin'.

316
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,662
Oh, we need a sweet treat.

317
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,497
I'm thinkin'…

318
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,593
Tamarindos.

319
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,757
Oh, check your six. We got a stalker.

320
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,341
Oh shit.

321
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,138
What's wrong? What was that?

322
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,099
Where to begin? So after you left--
Shit! She's walking faster than I thought.

323
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,772
-Anyway, um… she's here!
-Hmm?

324
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,733
-Uh… can we help you?
-Are you Monse?

325
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,942
Uh, we're kind of having
a private convo, so--

326
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,483
-I wasn't talking to you.
-Yeah. Okay.

327
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,566
What's your problem?

328
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,531
You.

329
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,698
Maybe.

330
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,566
Well, I'm not afraid of you.

331
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,447
No, she's trying to start shit.

332
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,703
I'm not starting anything.
Just asking some questions.

333
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,207
Don't know why
you guys are getting all riled up.

334
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,706
Hey.

335
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,710
What's going on?

336
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,708
Hey.

337
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,177
Vero, let's go.

338
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,823
That was intense.

339
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,994
You okay?

340
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,280
I am really high.

341
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,832
Slow your roll.

342
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,618
We gotta get you back
to Mayfield in one piece.

343
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,293
Mmm, says the lightweight who passed out
after half a bottle of rosé.

344
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,633
Nah, I just drank it too fast
'cause I was so thirsty.

345
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,749
-Yeah, you were.

346
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,724
This is bullshit.

347
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,009
I used to make triple this
till Cuchillos gave away my territory

348
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,814
to those pinche assholes from 19th Street.

349
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,138
You or Sad Eyes need
to talk to her.

350
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,975
I have.

351
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,439
This is what she wants.

352
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,399
-Maybe we should take it back.
-We don't need to question her.

353
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,690
Whatever.

354
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,147
Yo. There's that cabrón
that jacked Smiley's car!

355
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,738
-Let's beat his ass.
-Not now! Next time.

356
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,164
You gonna let him slide like that? Hmm?

357
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,909
What? Want me to go over?
Give him an IOU for an ass-whuppin'?

358
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,577
Can we just go home?
I don't wanna be here anymore.

359
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,497
Give me a second.

360
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,245
You're not actually gonna beat him up,
so let's go. Come on.

361
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,586
Seriously, Cesar.

362
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:35,178
Cesar, you don't need to do this.
Please don't do this!

363
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,472
You're taking orders from your piece now?

364
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,805
You wanna ask her about my cash too?

365
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,402
What is it with you?
Taking orders from bitches.

366
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,194
Bitch!

367
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,659
-Hey!

368
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,951
-What's up, puto?
-Let's get his ass.

369
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,040
-Get up, boy!
-Get up!

370
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,094
Holy shit! That's how
you broke up with him last year?

371
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,125
-I had no idea.
-No one did.

372
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,756
It was just too weird and painful
to talk about.

373
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,353
I was so naive about the whole thing

374
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,230
that I didn't wanna think Cesar
was really changing, but he did.

375
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,023
And when I finally saw it,
I couldn't unsee it.

376
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,225
Thought I could save him,

377
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,145
but all I could do
was accept the situation for what it was

378
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,858
and choose to stay with him or not.

379
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,824
It was a choice.

380
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,367
And I chose me. Hmm.

381
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,661
That speech was a little sappy.

382
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,745
All I'm trying to say…
is it's been a good year.

383
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,959
Just a little taste.

384
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,417
For all of us.

385
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,561
Oye.

386
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,021
We all got the same meal.

387
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,306
Somos, familia.

388
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,404
I ain't complaining.

389
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,324
Although I could.

390
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,944
Really?

391
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,739
-You wanna go there?
-Let's go.

392
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,224
You're really not gonna spend any of it?

393
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,090
No.

394
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,062
Almost have enough to pay them back.

395
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,517
Then I never have
to think about them again.

396
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,937
So you still think about them?

397
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,896
No… I don't.

398
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,399
Right.

399
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,323
You're just thinking about her.

400
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,867
I'm not.

401
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,871
We should call 911. He could die.

402
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,995
Come on. He's not gonna die!
Trust me! I just sent him a message!

403
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,213
-Because Joker told you to?
-Hey! He didn't tell me to do anything!

404
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,592
I made the call!

405
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,551
Yes, with me in the car!

406
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,382
He could have had a gun!

407
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,926
-I'm calling an ambulance.
-You're not doing shit!

408
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,647
Monse, I… I'm sorry.

409
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,857
-I…

410
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,155
I don't know who you are.

411
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,028
I'm the same person.

412
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,115
I'm just trying to take care of everyone,

413
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,414
including you. I--

414
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,666
I love you.

415
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,709
Really?

416
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,383
You love me enough
to make me an accessory to assault?

417
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,927
To put my future in jeopardy?
Is that love?

418
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:04,758
You said we were gonna make this work,
and now you're deciding not to.

419
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,466
No, I'm not doing anything
except taking care of myself.

420
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,347
I'm not gonna stand by here
and watch you bring us down.

421
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,692
Yeah, I always knew
you weren't ride or die.

422
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,612
No.

423
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,784
I'm not.

424
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:22,568
I'm not, Cesar, because the truth is,
unlike you, I don't wanna die.

425
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,921
You don't have to worry about her.

426
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:39,966
But what you do have to worry about
is if you've been naughty or nice.

427
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,933
I need my stocking stuffed.

428
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,893
-Well, that's Santa's job.
-Or Miguel's, when he's in town.

429
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:57,728
Ruby had to take some time to himself,
so… I thought I'd come keep you company.

430
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,146
Ah, I don't need you to keep me company.

431
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,065
Fine, I need you to keep me company.

432
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:05,661
Wow.

433
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,368
It's been so long since I've been in here.

434
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,956
Looks like, uh…
you haven't changed anything.

435
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,247
Uh, so, uh… what's new with you?

436
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,545
-Nothing.
-Me too.

437
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:23,338
-Scooch over. Let's do nothing together.
-Fine… but no funny business.

438
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,095
Oh, like you wouldn't rob this cradle
if you had a chance.

439
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,722
Well-played.

440
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,814
That is so weird
and creepy.

441
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,565
-What?

442
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,900
What is that?

443
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,569
You think it's too late
to drop in on the guys?

444
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,117
Oh, it's way too late.

445
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,371
Girl, I hate being single.

446
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,963
Excuse me? Who are you?
What the hell have you done with Jasmine?

447
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,209
I was only single 'cause I had to be,
not 'cause I wanted to be.

448
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,299
I'm no good
at being alone with my thoughts.

449
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,216
I start thinking about things
that I do not wanna think about.

450
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:08,099
But when I was with Ruby,
I could focus my thoughts on loving him.

451
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,723
Damn, how pathetic am I?

452
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,524
Girl, do not answer that.

453
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,850
Jasmine, what do you do for you?

454
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,436
Oh!

455
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,902
I've actually gotten supes
into collaging this month.

456
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:25,653
I mean,
what have you done for yourself lately?

457
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,663
This is for me.

458
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,197
I like to concentrate
on the things that I love,

459
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,834
and between
taking care of my dad and Ruby,

460
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,420
there's not much left for me.

461
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,878
Imagine if you took the time
you put into others

462
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,629
and instead put it into yourself.

463
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,800
You could be vibrating
on a whole new frequency.

464
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,221
-Damn, I like the sound of that.

465
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:52,681
And maybe that "me" will be
the "me" that Ruby can finally see.

466
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:56,941
Or… maybe… you'll finally see yourself.

467
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,649
It's not like anything would have changed
if I went to Monse's party.

468
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,702
What would I have done?
Told her off?

469
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,358
I could have told her off.

470
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:09,865
Damn it!

471
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,625
-Ruby's sackin' out after his whack out.
-Hmm.

472
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:26,303
So, how about some D?

473
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:32,144
-Ugh!
-Dateline!

474
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,810
If it's not Keith Morrison,
I'm not in the mood.

475
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,730
-Oh, since when are you not in the mood?
-Now.

476
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:42,725
All right.

477
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,691
I'll leave you alone.

478
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,656
You need anything before I go?

479
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:53,871
No.

480
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:54,910
Okay.

481
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,745
Tuck, no tuck?

482
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,369
Tuck.

483
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,127
-All right. Here you go.
-Hmm.

484
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,846
-What's with all the Ensure?
-What's with all the snooping?

485
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,061
Oh!

486
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:22,601
Are you, uh… replacing the energy drinks
I put in those go bags I gave you?

487
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,270
-Yes.
-Good call. They probably expired.

488
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,318
Hmm.

489
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:31,951
Night.

490
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,213
I'm obviously sleeping over.

491
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,249
'Cause you're too tired to go home
or because you don't want me to be alone?

492
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:47,924
Because I'd rather share a room with you
than a baby?

493
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,642
You can go. I'm good.

494
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,140
Spending the night alone
is self-care step one.

495
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,886
I gotta start somewhere, right?

496
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,136
Absolutely.

497
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,572
All right. Bye.

498
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:30,917
Oh, it's you.

499
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,126
What do you mean?

500
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:33,335
Was… was someone here?

501
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,295
Monse.

502
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,757
Oh.

503
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,060
-So wassup?
-I just thought…

504
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,353
You know, it's the holidays and all,

505
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,024
and… I wanted to wish you
a Merry Christmas.

506
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,563
Cool, Feliz Navidad.

507
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:47,806
Actually…

508
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,740
I didn't want you to be all alone.

509
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:56,448
Oh. That's sweet, but I'm not alone.
I'm actually in a new relationship.

510
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,991
-With who?
-Me.

511
00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:58,954
What?

512
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,454
I've done a lot of thinking.

513
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,615
And what you did
was the best thing for both of us.

514
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:05,214
You said that you lost your "me" in "we?"

515
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,880
Well, I'm finding my "me."

516
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,421
That's…

517
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,171
great?

518
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,422
-So you're good?
-Oh, I will be.

519
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,430
-Have a… Merry--
-Yeah, you too.

520
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:26,522
Let's go!

521
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,113
Oh, oh, oh.

522
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,187
Oh!

523
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:33,784
Baby, just in time
to judge the dance contest! Come on!

524
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,820
I love you, but I am too tired,
and you are way too drunk, okay?

525
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,445
Don't worry. We got time to get you
on the floor, now that you're home.

526
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,543
Yeah, yeah, you got me.
Till winter break is over.

527
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,000
Winter break? We got you longer than that!

528
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,631
-Shh.
-Oh shit. She doesn't know?

529
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,209
Know what?

530
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,590
Honey, honey, don't… don't worry about it.

531
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,668
Okay, what's going on?

532
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,884
We'll talk about it after Christmas, baby.

533
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,137
No, let's talk about it now.

534
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,549
What's wrong?

535
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,598
Whoo!

536
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,348
I can't send you back to Mayfield.

537
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,209
What do you want, Jamal?

538
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,632
You're tired all the time.

539
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,665
You've gone from tequila to Ensure.

540
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,762
Abuelita, are you sick?

541
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,317
Don't tell Ruby.