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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎（烈酒）

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‎布莱恩 谢谢你安排车子

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‎我很期待明天的晚餐

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‎替我亲亲海登和库珀好吗？
‎好的 再见

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‎爸爸！布兰迪！

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‎嗨！

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‎嗨！

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‎-我的天！
‎-她回来啦

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‎哦 轮到我了？

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‎-是啊
‎-好吧 我去去就来

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‎瞧瞧你！快来

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‎快给我好好说说 我们特别想你

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‎干杯！

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‎马里奥肯定很失望
‎他去年圣诞节就没见上你！

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‎那要怨他 谁让他居高临下

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‎说什么圣诞节太商业化
‎也不回来跟家人团聚

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‎-我会想念那傻子的
‎-你又不是不回来了

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‎一出弗里瑞吉 我就不再回头了

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‎连塞萨尔也不管了？

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‎覆水难收了

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‎好想赶紧开吃啊

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‎没你份 都是给伊莎贝尔的

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‎有20多个呢

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‎5个给伊莎贝尔 15个给宝宝！

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‎不 我的女儿很大方 乐于分享

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‎我们干什么都一伙儿

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‎衣服一起穿 化妆品一起用
‎政治观点也一致

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‎对了 有时候还一起做回收 真是…

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‎你不是喜欢蹬车吗？
‎你俩可以一起上课啊

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‎幸亏你长得帅

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‎亲 她不是在讲蹬车

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‎不是 更像是我们宿舍50个姑娘
‎一起来姨妈

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‎那我真为你高兴 我恨透了上高中

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‎一天到晚闹剧不断

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‎我也是过来人 但现在好多了

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‎我现在说话做事
‎也不会动不动使性子了

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‎虽然已经过了两年
‎但我总算找到同道中人了

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‎对了 还记得这个吗？

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‎天哪！

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‎记得！

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‎天哪！

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‎等下 知道谁会喜欢它吗？

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‎不 不行 不能把宝宝叫醒

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‎派对开始时 保姆要来接他

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‎他得好好睡一觉

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‎等等 派对？

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‎这是“你俩要嘿咻”的暗号哇？

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‎你没告诉她今晚要开派对？

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‎我就说忘了点什么事

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‎知道你还忘了什么吗？

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‎帮我办下学期的手续
‎有空弄一下好吗？

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‎好 没问题

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‎斯特拉艾略特要办工作坊
‎我特别想参加

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‎对了 我们邀请了你几个朋友

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‎只有杰斯敏回复了 她来不了

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‎但卢比和贾马尔的爸妈会来
‎他俩兴许也会来

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‎也许吧

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‎我看够呛

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‎-我们已经不怎么要好了
‎-以后可以改善嘛

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‎老朋友就是这样 可以重拾旧情

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‎那塞萨尔呢？你们邀请他了？

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‎没有

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‎只邀请了你的朋友

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‎我不能去！

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‎我的护照过期了

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‎都怪卢比

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‎因为不能和他家人一起过圣诞
‎我太丧了

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‎都忘了正事

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‎哪有圣诞节之前甩人的？

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‎-就是不想送礼物呗
‎-姑姑 我该怎么办？

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‎我可以给边境巡守
‎张个咪咪 露个屁屁

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‎张个牙 露个爪嘛

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‎只是分手后我一直太放纵

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‎所以30岁后才要考虑安定下来

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‎-你20就结婚了
‎-你看我 过得滋润吗？

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‎你想脸变成这样？

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‎咱们就跟奶奶说去不了

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‎别 是我搞砸了
‎不能让你和爸跟着倒霉

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‎你们去 别带我
‎等开学了我好好补偿你

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‎我每天中午都回来 好让你喘口气

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‎你的好意我心领了

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‎你爸爸肯定也一样
‎但你一个人没问题吗？

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‎开什么玩笑？我可算有时间整我的

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‎剪贴本了

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‎丫头 你确定吗？

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‎确定

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‎好吧 有事就打给我

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‎-我爱你
‎-我也爱你

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‎-去吧！
‎-好

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‎我没事

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‎（提醒：今晚七点
‎茫提与布兰迪家 圣诞前夜聚！）

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‎怎么还没结束？

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‎主人家如果40岁往上
‎开场时间就是定死的

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‎-卢比！淡定点
‎-你俩打算穿成这样？

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‎随便啦 没时间换了

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‎盒装酒？看来这些朋友不要也罢

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‎这样吧 儿子

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‎今晚你在家歇着 我们替你跟蒙斯说

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‎不！她会误解的

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‎好不容易消停了几个月
‎我可不想又折腾

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‎蒙斯这个派对让我纠结得历害

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‎我真心觉得咱不该去

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‎啥？不行！大家都去 连奶奶也去

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‎之前我还拿不准 你这么一说

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‎我不去了 在家打盹充电
‎给我发短信 说说谁去了

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‎-没准我还会露个脸
‎-你俩到底走不走？

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‎-走！
‎-不走！

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‎我听到“不走” 可以 没问题

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‎拜拜

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‎你不能一直躲着蒙斯

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‎跟她的纠葛不会自己消失

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‎就像青春痘

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‎突然冒出来 越憋越大 不挤好不了

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‎恰恰相反 挤痘会散播细菌

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‎越长越多 还可能留疤

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‎最好的方法就是不理它

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‎要我说 得弄死那贱货

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‎痘子！

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‎去吧！

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‎放假就是要和朋友聚聚 嗨一嗨

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‎既然大家都在管闲事

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‎我倒是发现
‎您这一周都不怎么精神呢

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‎整宿玩“黄蜂”交友可不行哟

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‎那会儿才能嘬到好蜜呢

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‎-行了 走吧
‎-杰斯敏可能也去

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‎不太可能 她跟蒙斯都一年没搭话了

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‎跟咱们也是 但咱们还是受邀了
‎你确定不怕撞上？

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‎有道理 那好 不去了
‎我还不想见到杰斯敏

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‎-什么情况啊？
‎-我说了还没准备好见她 好吗？

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‎我怕她想找我复合

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‎以后兴许还做得成朋友…

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‎好吧 我懂你

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‎-我懂你
‎-我不知道

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‎再往下走 兴许能一起参加毕业舞会

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‎真的嘛？ 难道说 我们“进得去”？

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‎哎呀 卢比！

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‎也许吧？

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‎我不知道 好吗？
‎现在 我很享受自我空间！

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‎但有空间 早晚都要填

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‎-你还在假装贾斯敏？
‎-好了

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‎如果你分不清哪个是杰斯敏
‎哪个是贾马尔 那问题就严重了

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‎-什么事？
‎-我就是来送这个

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‎考虑到咱俩现在的关系

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‎我收你的礼物可不合适 但谢了

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‎这不是给你的！是给你父母的
‎本来是我姑姑要来…

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‎但你觉得自己来更好

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‎不是 她去墨西哥了 留我自己过节

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‎因为某个混蛋 我忘了护照续期了

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‎该死 哪个混蛋？

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‎伙子 说你呢！

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‎总之 我该走了 我要去蒙斯家

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‎我们可不去

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‎我们要去宽扎光明双节派对

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‎不用代我向蒙斯问好

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‎好吧 开心玩

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‎对了 贾马尔 下次再学我 别带口音

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‎真没礼貌

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‎咱得去

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‎（欢喜）

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‎-太过了
‎-过了

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‎-回见
‎-好

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‎一会儿见

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‎嗨！

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‎哎呀！怎么样 伙计？

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‎好漂亮

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‎怎么样 伙计？

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‎-嗯？
‎-小家伙在哪儿？

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‎-我以为能见到他
‎-喜欢就把他随时带走

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‎我家小鬼马上要离巢
‎多来一个也不错

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‎宝贝 我看你得多来一杯

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‎没关系

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‎她来了！上！

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‎何不让她先喘口气？

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‎嗨！还好吗？

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‎欸哟哟

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‎你可是…变样了

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‎-变好看了？
‎-我还没拿定主意

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‎好吧 看来得给你来一杯 马上回来

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‎杰斯敏 姑娘！你还好吗？

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‎哇哦 你真漂亮！

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‎礼物喜欢吗？不喜欢可以换

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‎-如果你喜欢现金…
‎-不用！亚马逊礼品卡挺好

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‎闲话说够了 我们就直说了

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‎自从你跟卢比分手之后
‎他就特别…别扭

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‎你是说郁闷？

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‎我是说招人烦

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‎以前他没空理我们

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‎现在他不放过我们

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‎杰斯敏 求你了 跟他复合吧！

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‎听我说 谢谢你们的好意
‎但你们搞错了

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‎是卢比把我甩了！

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‎我想修整我们的关系 可他不想

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‎说到修整 妞儿 你这套衣服
‎可得修整一下！咱们走吧！

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‎我的衣服怎么了？

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‎没什么 好得很

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‎我只是受不了卢比爸妈没完没了地

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‎追问分手的事

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‎该死 我都不知道你们分手了

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‎你怎么会知道？
‎你都两年没跟我说话了

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‎你也可以来个电话好吧

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‎好吧 死丫头 我认 我们俩都太忙了

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‎卢比的事 我很遗憾

204
00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,568
‎到底怎么回事？

205
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,372
‎要我从你走之后开始说起？

206
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,619
‎放马过来吧

207
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,041
‎好吧

208
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,785
‎你走之后
‎塞萨尔彻底跟了桑托斯他们混

209
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,542
‎卢比、贾马尔和我还好
‎后来贾马尔也闪人了

210
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,285
‎再往下 他打橄榄球
‎是个女生都想睡他

211
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,998
‎然后是个女生都在睡他

212
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,218
‎然后他跟卢比竞争班长
‎嚷嚷我们搞“三人行”…

213
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,049
‎打住 三人？

214
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,715
‎意思是除了你、卢比和他的手
‎还有别人？

215
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,104
‎没动手 只动口

216
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,808
‎接吻！

217
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,021
‎挺有趣的 只是他不喜欢

218
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,652
‎卢比 不是他的手

219
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,978
‎但这事还是令我俩不和 最后分了手

220
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:33,114
‎而我没有朋友 因为我将爱情
‎置于一切之上

221
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,192
‎说完

222
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,284
‎好吧 够搞笑
‎但说真的 到底怎么回事？

223
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,204
‎真的 就这么回事

224
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,412
‎我的天

225
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,622
‎-真有人想跟贾马尔上床？
‎-我知道已经上过的就有四个！

226
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,581
‎总之 乱得很

227
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,085
‎如今咱俩躲在派对的育儿室…

228
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,798
‎-我的神！你有娃了？
‎-不是！

229
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,509
‎我爸和继母有了

230
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,590
‎妞儿 幸好是这样

231
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,795
‎这孩子肯定一身奇装异服

232
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,755
‎外带诡异形状的脑袋

233
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,141
‎我想死你了

234
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,138
‎进来

235
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:12,522
‎出大事儿了 我们要来个
‎圣诞颂歌卡拉OK对决

236
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,276
‎我们正缺歌手呢 你来不来？

237
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,738
‎必须来 但首先
‎布兰迪让我们去趟商店 因为没有…

238
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,413
‎-白兰地了！
‎-还有薯片

239
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,739
‎对了 既然要出去 能不能
‎把贾马尔叫来？小伙子嗓子真不错！

240
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:24,736
‎没错

241
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,537
‎没问题 我们顺道叫他

242
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,883
‎他在我家！把卢比也叫来
‎有个伴舞也不错

243
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,132
‎好主意

244
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,455
‎小伙子真精神！

245
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,173
‎去蒙斯家派对 你会爽嗨的

246
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,717
‎-待会见
‎-啥叫“待儿见”？

247
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:44,181
‎作为好兄弟 我鼓励你参加派对

248
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,853
‎可真要去了 你肯定跟她一伙儿
‎跟我对着干

249
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,193
‎这次跟蒙斯无关

250
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,558
‎显然 我跟杰斯敏还没完全扯清

251
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,435
‎我得弄明白哪里没扯清

252
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:54,899
‎旧习难改

253
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,032
‎贾马尔 如果杰斯敏和我复合

254
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,280
‎我绝不会再让你当电灯泡

255
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,195
‎让她坐边上 我跟你一辆车

256
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,913
‎-你开还是我开？
‎-什么？

257
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,953
‎你说你跟我一辆车
‎意思就是车是我开

258
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,788
‎你要是再脑补让我坐后座
‎那我绝对不去

259
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,785
‎你开车

260
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,786
‎那行

261
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,300
‎说清楚就好

262
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,299
‎我不想因为应付蒙斯坏了兴致

263
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,511
‎我不想因为不理杰斯敏坏了兴致

264
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,892
‎他不想面对 我知道自己难缠

265
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,810
‎同意 但他也不是省油的灯

266
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,309
‎卢比是一口酥的长相 全家桶的内涵

267
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:30,731
‎大得不要不要的

268
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,730
‎也许是你俩太相近了

269
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,862
‎不可能！我们阴阳相合

270
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,820
‎-她…
‎-别说她使你变得完整

271
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,070
‎不是！

272
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:43,701
‎她称赞我 一天十来次
‎我喜欢受人关注

273
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,371
‎但他从来不会关注我！

274
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,239
‎也不珍惜我们的关系

275
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,906
‎他说在“我们”中失去了“我”

276
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,035
‎但他其实忽视了“我们”中的“我们”！

277
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,963
‎跟卢比在一块 没有“我们”！

278
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,882
‎永远也没有 永永远远！

279
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,421
‎…永永远远也别吃回头草

280
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,256
‎可如果非吃不可

281
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,891
‎你一定要表现得像善心大发

282
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,639
‎所以那些女孩才老来找我

283
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,560
‎可杰斯敏觉得我是混蛋

284
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,639
‎你想要的不是那个杰斯敏

285
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,314
‎而是改良的新版杰斯敏

286
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,774
‎对你言听计从的那个

287
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,395
‎-我操！
‎-咋啦？

288
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,651
‎你还真是有毒特纳

289
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,152
‎我吗？那怎么办？

290
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,605
‎排毒 把他清出体外

291
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,736
‎这家伙有问题 不面对 你就解决不了

292
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,164
‎所以 要好好面对他

293
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,702
‎-圣诞节是说实话的时候
‎-是吗？

294
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,496
‎-不知道 我纠结着呢
‎-我也纠结！

295
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:37,541
‎因为这张嘴闲不住 除非它自愿
‎所以说…

296
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,296
‎-咱们还是不去了
‎-咱们一定要去

297
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:40,922
‎但需要酒精

298
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,915
‎可麻烦在于 假证上那个我
‎处于失踪状态

299
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,258
‎估计到院时已经歇菜了

300
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,262
‎哦 别担心

301
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:50,183
‎假证上的你可以安息了
‎有假证上的我罩着呢

302
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,934
‎好得很！可见着你了！

303
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,694
‎我们喝点啥？

304
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,565
‎好了

305
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,688
‎来瓶经典…伏特加？

306
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,526
‎哦！如果要走经典路线

307
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,700
‎那就得有点格调

308
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,781
‎我想着再拔拔高 “灰雁”什么的

309
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,288
‎看来某人是要请客啊

310
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,662
‎我们得来点甜品

311
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,917
‎我在想…

312
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,796
‎注意六点钟方向 咱俩被盯上了

313
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,341
‎该死

314
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,138
‎怎么了？那是谁？

315
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,099
‎从哪儿说起呢？你走以后…
‎该死 她步子迈得还挺快

316
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,522
‎总之 到我们跟前了！

317
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,731
‎-有什么事吗？
‎-你是蒙斯吗？

318
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,942
‎我们俩正在私聊呢 所以…

319
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,483
‎-我没跟你说话
‎-好吧

320
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,566
‎你是哪里不爽？

321
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,531
‎可能是

322
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,698
‎因为你

323
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,566
‎我可不怕你

324
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,447
‎不是 她找茬儿

325
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,703
‎我又没挑事 问问而已

326
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,207
‎你们干嘛这么激动？

327
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,706
‎嘿

328
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,710
‎怎么了？

329
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,708
‎嘿

330
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,177
‎维罗 走了

331
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,823
‎好紧张

332
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,994
‎你没事吧？

333
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,282
‎我是真的抽嗨了

334
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,832
‎你悠着点儿

335
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,738
‎我得把你好好送回梅菲尔德

336
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,288
‎你还好意思 才半瓶玫瑰红酒
‎你就倒了

337
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,633
‎我是口渴 喝得太快了

338
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,999
‎是啊 没错

339
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,724
‎真扯淡

340
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,009
‎以前我能赚三倍的钱
‎可库奇洛斯却把我的地盘

341
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,814
‎给了19街那帮混蛋

342
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,138
‎要么你去 要么“伤心眼”得跟她谈谈

343
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,975
‎我谈过了

344
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,439
‎她希望这样

345
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,399
‎-兴许我们应该把地方抢回来
‎-咱们还是别跟她对着干

346
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,901
‎随便吧

347
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,147
‎我说 就是那混蛋
‎偷了“哈哈脸”的车！

348
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,738
‎-得揍他一顿
‎-不行！下回吧

349
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,784
‎你就让他这么溜了？

350
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,909
‎怎么？你要我去？给他打个欠条？
‎以后再揍？

351
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,577
‎咱们回去吧 好吗？
‎我不想待在这儿了

352
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,497
‎稍等

353
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,245
‎你们又不是真格要动手 咱们走吧

354
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,586
‎说真的 塞萨尔

355
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:35,178
‎塞萨尔 你不需要这么做
‎求你了 别动手！

356
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,472
‎怎么 你现在还得听你马子的？

357
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,805
‎难不成连我的钱也要她过问？

358
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,142
‎你怎么了？

359
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,396
‎听婊子差遣

360
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,194
‎窝囊废！

361
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,655
‎喂！

362
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,121
‎干嘛 混账？

363
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,094
‎妈呀！你们去年是这么分的手？

364
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,545
‎-我根本不知道
‎-没人知道

365
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,756
‎整件事既诡异又痛苦 我说不出口

366
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,353
‎是我太天真了

367
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,230
‎我不愿相信塞萨尔彻底变了
‎但事实就是这样

368
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,023
‎当我终于看清了 也无法视而不见

369
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,225
‎我以为我能拯救他

370
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,145
‎但我能做的 只是接受现实

371
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,858
‎做出选择 留在他身边 或者离开

372
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,824
‎二者选其一

373
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,027
‎我选择了自我

374
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,661
‎这话说得有点冒傻气

375
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,745
‎我只是想说 今年干得不错

376
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,959
‎让大家尝点甜头

377
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,417
‎每人都有份

378
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,021
‎所有人拿的都一样

379
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,524
‎我又没抱怨

380
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,324
‎但也不是没话说

381
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,944
‎是吗？

382
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,699
‎你真想跟我算细账？

383
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,224
‎你真的一分都不打算花？

384
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,090
‎对

385
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,392
‎很快就能还清了

386
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,517
‎以后就再也不用去想他们

387
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,937
‎看来你还是想他们咯？

388
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,896
‎不 我不想

389
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,489
‎是啊

390
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,323
‎你只是想她一个

391
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,867
‎我没有

392
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,869
‎咱们得打911报警 他可能会死

393
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,995
‎行了 他死不了！相信我！
‎我只是警告他而已！

394
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,213
‎-就因为“小丑”一句话？
‎-嘿！他可命令不了我！

395
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,592
‎那是我的决定！

396
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,551
‎没错 我还在车上！

397
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,382
‎他可能有枪！

398
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,926
‎-我去叫救护车
‎-叫个屁！

399
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,647
‎蒙斯 我…对不起

400
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,517
‎我…

401
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,155
‎我都不认识你了

402
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,028
‎我还是我

403
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,118
‎我只是想保护好大家

404
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,624
‎包括你在内 我…

405
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,666
‎我爱你

406
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,709
‎真的吗？

407
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,383
‎你爱到让我变成伤人的共犯？

408
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,927
‎爱到不顾我的前途？这叫爱？

409
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:04,758
‎你说我们会一同努力 现在又要放弃

410
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,466
‎不 我只是保护自己罢了

411
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,347
‎我不会眼看着你把我们拖进泥潭

412
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,692
‎我早就知道 你不会不离不弃

413
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,732
‎说对了

414
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,784
‎我不会

415
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:22,568
‎因为区别在于 我不像你
‎塞萨尔 我不想死

416
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,325
‎你用不着担心她

417
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:39,966
‎你需要担心的 是你要调皮还是调情

418
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,764
‎我希望袜子里塞得满满的

419
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,893
‎-那是圣诞老人的活儿
‎-如果米格尔在也行

420
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:58,228
‎卢比想自己待会儿 那我就来陪陪你

421
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,187
‎我不需要你陪

422
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,067
‎好吧 那你就陪陪我

423
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,367
‎哇

424
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,948
‎很久没来这儿了

425
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,156
‎看起来一切都没变

426
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,254
‎最近有什么新鲜事吗？

427
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,545
‎-没什么
‎-我也是

428
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:23,338
‎-挪一挪 咱俩一起闲一会儿
‎-可以 但别毛手毛脚的

429
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,095
‎切 说得好像得了机会
‎你不会占便宜似的

430
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,722
‎你厉害

431
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,812
‎真是诡异又奇葩

432
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,319
‎那是什么？

433
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,159
‎现在去找他们 是不是太晚了？

434
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,121
‎太晚了

435
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,371
‎真是的 我讨厌单身

436
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,963
‎不是吧？你谁啊？
‎你把我们杰思敏怎么了？

437
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,039
‎我单身是迫不得已 又不是心甘情愿

438
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,087
‎我不擅长独处

439
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,224
‎我总是想些不愿想的事情

440
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,129
‎跟卢比在一起

441
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,097
‎我可以把全部注意力
‎倾注在对他的爱上

442
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,013
‎妈呀 我悲催成啥样了？

443
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,524
‎亲爱的 别回答

444
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,850
‎杰思敏 你最近做什么了？

445
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,862
‎这个月 我迷上了拼贴

446
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,652
‎我是说 你最近为自己做了什么？

447
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,663
‎为自己做了这个

448
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,197
‎我喜欢专注于自己喜欢的东西

449
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,834
‎除了照顾爸爸、照顾卢比

450
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,420
‎我的生活乏善可陈

451
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,828
‎想想看 如果你能把关心别人的时间

452
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,587
‎用于呵护自己

453
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,800
‎你可能会活在一个全新的频率空间

454
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,221
‎这主意听起来不错

455
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:53,099
‎也许那样的“我”能引起卢比的注意

456
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:56,941
‎也许能让你最终发现自我

457
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,521
‎即便我去了蒙斯的派对
‎一切也不会改变

458
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,782
‎我能怎么办？骂她一顿？

459
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,358
‎也不是不可以

460
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:09,865
‎该死！

461
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,080
‎（晚上11点04分
‎卢比：今晚睡了 明天聊）

462
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,495
‎卢比打完飞机累睡着了

463
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:26,303
‎要不要“日”一下？

464
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,143
‎《日界线》！

465
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,810
‎如果不是基斯莫里森 我可没心情

466
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,730
‎-您老啥时候还没心情了？
‎-就现在

467
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:42,725
‎好吧

468
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,691
‎我不吵你了

469
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,656
‎我走之前 您还需要什么吗？

470
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:53,871
‎没有了

471
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:54,910
‎好吧

472
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,745
‎被子要掖吗？

473
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,369
‎掖一掖

474
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,131
‎好了

475
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:16,426
‎-哪来这么多“安素”？
‎-你管得怎么这么宽？

476
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:22,601
‎把我塞进你救急包里的
‎能量饮料都换了？

477
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,270
‎-嗯
‎-好得很 估计都过期了

478
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:31,951
‎晚安

479
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,213
‎我肯定是在这睡了

480
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,249
‎你是太困不想回家
‎还是不想我一个人待着？

481
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:47,924
‎因为我宁愿跟你挤
‎也不想跟小孩同房

482
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,642
‎回去吧 我没事

483
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,270
‎一个人过夜也是自爱第一步

484
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,886
‎我总要开始练习 对吧？

485
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,136
‎没错

486
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,572
‎好吧 拜拜

487
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:30,917
‎哦 是你啊

488
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,166
‎什么意思？

489
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,337
‎有人在吗？

490
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,295
‎蒙斯

491
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,757
‎哦

492
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,060
‎-怎么了？
‎-我只是想…

493
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:45,023
‎现在过节放假 我想祝你圣诞快乐

494
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,563
‎哦 你也快乐

495
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:47,806
‎其实…

496
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,740
‎我不想让你一个人

497
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:56,451
‎好贴心 可我不是一个人
‎我开始了一段新恋情

498
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,991
‎-跟谁？
‎-跟我自己

499
00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:58,954
‎什么？

500
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,454
‎我想了很多

501
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,615
‎你这么做 对你对我都好

502
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:05,214
‎你不是说在“我们”中失去了“我”吗？

503
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,880
‎我现在就在寻找“我”

504
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,421
‎那

505
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,171
‎太好了？

506
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,422
‎-所以你没事？
‎-我会没事的

507
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,430
‎-那就圣诞…
‎-嗯 你也是

508
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:26,522
‎走着！

509
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:33,784
‎宝贝 你来得正好 快来！
‎给舞蹈比赛当裁判！

510
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,820
‎我爱你 但我已经累瘫了
‎而你已经喝趴了 好吧？

511
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,445
‎别担心 既然你回来了
‎咱们有的是时间拉你下场

512
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,543
‎就是 寒假结束前 我跑不了

513
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,080
‎寒假？比那可长多了！

514
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,631
‎该死 她还不知道？

515
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,209
‎知道什么？

516
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,590
‎亲爱的 别担心

517
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,668
‎好吧 怎么回事？

518
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,884
‎宝贝 圣诞节后再说吧

519
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,137
‎不 现在就说

520
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,549
‎怎么回事？

521
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,348
‎我没法送你回梅菲尔德

522
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,209
‎贾马尔 你究竟想怎样？

523
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,632
‎您总是很疲惫

524
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,665
‎之前喝龙舌兰 现在吃“安素”

525
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,762
‎奶奶 您生病了？

526
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,317
‎别告诉卢比

527
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:58,166
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