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[gasps]

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[yells] Jamal!

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[both screaming]

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-[Monse gasps] Wha-- Why are you naked?
-Oh my God!

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Why am I naked?

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-[breathlessly] I don't know!
-Wait.

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Did we smash?

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What? No! Gross!

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There's not enough alcohol
in the world for you and I to get it in.

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-Wha--
-Where is Cesar! Cesar?

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I'm guessing he's not here. If he was,
I wouldn't be balls out in his bed.

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-What?
-Have you seen my anything?

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Shit.

14
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I have to go. I have a trig test.

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Wait, Monse! Did I meet Lil' Ricky?

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-[door opens, closes]
-Yes, we all met him!

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[screaming, laughing]

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Whoo!

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[gasps] I met Lil' Ricky!

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And I can't remember!

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[screaming]

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[Ruby] Yes! The car is still here.

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[laughing]

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[phone ringing]

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Hey. What's up?

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I don't know, Ruby.

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What is up and what's down?

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Is the sky blue?
Is my mom the best mom ever?

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Is Pharrell a clone?

30
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Does Noel Aroma use toilet paper,

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or is his junk just self-cleaning?

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I don't know what's real anymore,
so tell me what happened last night!

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Y… You don't remember?

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Why would I be asking if I remembered?

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What was Lil' Ricky like?
What was his vibe?

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Was he warm or kind of intimidating?

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Was he impressed that we found the money

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or mad that we lost it?

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I don't know. It didn't come up.

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What was he wearing?
I picture him in athleisure.

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Jamal! You're worried about sweatpants.
There's bigger shit going on.

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Abuelita has cancer.

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When did she tell you?

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She didn't.

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You did.

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Last night.

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Shit.

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It's okay. At… at least now I know.

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I'm sorry.

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Does Abuelita know that you know
and that I know that you know?

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-Seriously?
-Sorry. You're right. I'm sorry.

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I'm missing the bigger picture here.
We met Lil' Ricky!

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You don't remember anything
from last night, do you?

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What do you remember?

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Well, we were at the beach…

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[gasping cough]

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Damn, that shit is strong.

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Oh, by the way, I met Lil' Ricky.

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-I'm sorry.
-What?

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Come again?

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You met Lil' Ricky?

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What? When?

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How? Where? Where is he?

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-Bakersfield.
-How long has he been there?

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No more questions!

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We go now to the field of bakers.

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I can't drive to Bakersfield.
I only have my permit.

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Besides, uh…
I've been drinking. [clears throat]

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I can drive.

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No! [coughs] You're not insured.

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Well, you know what they say.

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The gate's already open.
Might as well let the goat out.

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Wait.

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Goat.

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I know who can take us.

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♪ Uh, uh, when I say Lil',
you say Ricky! Lil'! ♪

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-Ricky
-♪ Oh, Lil'! ♪

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Okay.

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♪ When I say Lil', you say Ricky! Lil'! ♪

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♪ Lil'! ♪

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-Ricky.
-Ah!

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I'm so hype.

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I'm so nervous! Hyped! But nervous.
I need a snack ASAP.

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[bag crinkling]

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Hey. Don't eat that.

86
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I need that for my anxiety.

87
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Hey, if it's good enough for you,
it's good enough for me.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm

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Oh.

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[lips smack] These gummies taste weird.

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It's weed.

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[grunting]

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[panicking] Pull over! Pull over!

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I wanna get out!

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[muffled screaming]

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[distorted] What's up, man? I'm Ricky.

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[echoing] You must be Jamal.

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[echoing] Jamal? Jamal?

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Jamal. I… I gotta go.
I'm getting another call.

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-I'll… I'll see you later.
-Wait! Wait!

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-[phone disconnects]
-Damn it.

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[Ruby] Abuelita?

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[clicks tongue] How's my car?

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How's your cancer?

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[scoffs] Dammit! Jamal!

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[Abuelita sighs]

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So I have cancer.
It's not like I'm gonna die.

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I mean, I am. Someday. But not today.

110
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Well, who else knows?

111
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Besides Jamal, just your father.

112
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And Geny. The twins.

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-Mario, the paletero.
-You should have told me.

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I didn't want to worry you.

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Besides, I'm feeling fine.

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Well, I'm not.

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I'm not fine with everyone
hiding things from me

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in order to protect me.

119
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I don't need protection.

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What I need
is people to be honest with me.

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Jamal and Jasmine couldn't even admit
they've been hanging out.

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And your parents didn't tell you
the medical bills weren't yours.

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They were mine.

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[inhales] Wait, what?

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Mijo, you've had a rough few years.

126
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You didn't need something else to fear.

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I am sick and tired
of everyone treating me like I'm fragile.

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I'm not a damn kid anymore.

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I'm not afraid of anything or anyone.

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[sighs]

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Fine.

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Open the glove compartment.

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[Ruby] What am I looking for?

134
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Why do you have
an envelope addressed to me?

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Open it.

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[paper rustling]

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[Jasmine] This is major!

138
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What are you talking about?

139
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Cesar and I got back together?
Where did you hear that?

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Straight from the ho's mouth.
And by ho, I mean Cesar.

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He told you that? That's weird.

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He didn't tell me. He texted me.

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I guess he wanted
to keep his girl's best girl up to date

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after he broke up with Vero over text.

145
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Receipts don't lie. Peep it.

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A little intimate
for our first one-on-one thread,

147
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but I gotta say, I like the efficiency.

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Ooh, these are good texts.

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He let her down really easily,
and he used punctuation?

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Okay, Cesar 2.0!

151
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Oh shit. "I'm still in love with Monse!"

152
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Exclamation point.

153
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Shit! She left him on read.

154
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Cold, right? That's what I said!
But then he left me on read.

155
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No, this isn't cool.

156
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Not even a tapback.
That is some Cesar 1.0 shit.

157
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Well, technically, I'm the other woman.
Even though I got there first.

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Oh no.

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I need to go see how she's doing.

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No, you don't. Just… take a guess.

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-It's the right thing to do. Come on.
-No, no, no!

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Vero, I'm sorry.
I didn't know Cesar was gonna dump you.

163
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Really? You didn't know?

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Can you hold this?

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It was wrong of us to hook up.
I thought it was a one-time thing.

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-Not that that's an excuse.
-Monse.

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I had no idea what happened with Cesar
would turn into something more.

168
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I see. You had no idea.

169
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-Uh, Monse?
-Shh. Not now.

170
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Cesar can't help the way he feels,

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and it's better he tells you the truth now
than, you know, string you along.

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Trust me, I know exactly what it's like
to be in your position.

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Oh, you know what it's like?
That makes me feel so much better.

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Society tries to pit women
against each other.

175
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They want you to hate me,
but I don't hate you.

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Good to know.

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[exhales] I'm so glad
we could have this conversation.

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[Vero] Me too.

179
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Monse, neck crank,
turtle mount, gogoplata.

180
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[Monse] What?

181
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I gotta admit,

182
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the necklace completes the ensemble,
but what do you got against sleeves?

183
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My pits need some privacy.
How is this even comfortable?

184
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If you're gonna complain,
you shouldn't have borrowed them.

185
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-Ha. It's not the only thing I borrowed.
-Dude. Are you wearing my underwear?

186
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No. They were too small. [chuckles]

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Ha!

188
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I'm free-balling.

189
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So, um… last night,

190
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I didn't… do anything stupid,

191
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or make a fool out of myself
in front of Lil' Ricky, did I?

192
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I think you went on a deep dive
about the zombie apocalypse.

193
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No, like, embarrassing stuff.
What was the first thing he said to me?

194
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-Hi?
-[gasps]

195
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Or maybe he asked if you were high.

196
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-Oh.
-I don't know.

197
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I was dealing with some drama.
I was pretty wasted too.

198
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God! [chuckles]

199
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See, this is why
teenagers shouldn't drink.

200
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Was anyone sober? [exhales]

201
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Gotta go.

202
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-[Jamal] Bye.
-[girl] Oh, they scrappin'!

203
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,879
-Girl fight!
-Vero's fittin' to beat her ass!

204
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,499
♪ Yeah we turned up and we finna to go ♪

205
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[grunts] Come on!

206
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[grunting]

207
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Girl, tap me in!
Tap me in! I could take her!

208
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:14,718
It's not your fight.

209
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,894
-Girl, your fight is my fight!
-Not today, but I appreciate that.

210
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And I appreciate you!

211
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Now stand and bang!
Ground and pound! Stop, drop, and roll!

212
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,397
I'm not on fire!

213
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,230
No, no, no. Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Break it up!

214
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Break it up!

215
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,742
No! Stop!

216
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-[grunts]
-[students] Ooh!

217
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Break it… break it up.
Break it up. Break it up.

218
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Detention for everybody
still standing here in five seconds.

219
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Let's go!

220
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You. You.

221
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Principal's office. Now.

222
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[text tone]

223
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,524
[text tone]

224
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,106
[man] You wanna return that text
before you head back?

225
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,363
[Ruby] No.

226
00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:20,794
[ticking]

227
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,176
[Monse sputtering] Maybe it wasn't
a good idea.

228
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I just wanted to have a conversation.
She's the one who threw the first punch.

229
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Good to know.

230
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Wait. Are you mad at me?

231
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,595
Look, I know you were just trying
to be honest,

232
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,104
but maybe give me a heads-up
before you text your girlfriend

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that we're getting back together.
Not that I'm not happy about it.

234
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,320
Not that she wouldn't have found out
because let's be honest--

235
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Monse. I didn't text Vero.

236
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:56,776
You did.

237
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[Jamal groaning] Why am I wet? Ugh.

238
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,124
Dude, you pissed yourself.
We need to change you.

239
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,165
-[Monse laughing]
-Change me?

240
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,918
-I thought you liked me the way I was.
-[Ruby] Ah.

241
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,753
Ew! Oh my--

242
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,005
♪ Patagonia fleece ♪

243
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:20,354
Vero, if you're not gonna let me talk,
you gotta stop calling.

244
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,429
So can I talk?

245
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,144
[phone disconnects]

246
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,768
I'm done. I can't do this anymore.

247
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,521
It's gonna be okay.

248
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,904
♪ I think I'm bound to be
Some kind of star… ♪

249
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,941
[Ruby] Cesar! A little help?
Jamal's peeing again!

250
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,646
[sighs] Oh God.

251
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,446
-[text tones]
-♪ Oh oh oh ♪

252
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,741
-[text tones]
-♪ What's overhead and in between ♪

253
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,867
♪ I feel divine in my '010 Lexus ♪

254
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:51,036
♪ I'll drive off
And leave a pearl white streak ♪

255
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,287
Oh shit.

256
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,708
-Yeah. She dumped me this morning.
-Oh.

257
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,587
I am so sorry.
I was just trying to clean up your mess.

258
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,086
No, Monse.

259
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,763
You're the mess.

260
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,520
[Jamal] Chivo. Take me to your cousin!

261
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,436
Okay.

262
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,031
I mean it!

263
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,570
Whatever happened last night,
we need a do-over

264
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,454
because I was too high
to remember anything, which is your fault

265
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,032
'cause you gave me those edibles!

266
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,407
No, I didn't. You took them.

267
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,414
What? Don't turn this around on me.

268
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,497
And after all I've done for you.

269
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,504
What have you done for me?

270
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,672
I'm the one asking the questions here.

271
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,178
Where are your keys? Huh?

272
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,891
'Cause we are meeting Lil' Ricky
right now.

273
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,272
[top pops]

274
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,644
Ugh! Fine!

275
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,019
[sighs]

276
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,531
This isn't weed, is it?

277
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,859
No, it's pamplemousse.

278
00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,864
Hmm.

279
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,025
[slurping]

280
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,160
You know…

281
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,538
I bet it's for the best.

282
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,997
This way, I can't be disappointed
by who Lil' Ricky really is.

283
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,290
Never meet your heroes, right?

284
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:20,419
Like this one time,
I was working at Dwayne's,

285
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,838
and this famous singer comes in.

286
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,837
Bought nothing,

287
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,388
blew up the bathroom,

288
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,722
and then bounced.

289
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,637
Ha!

290
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,644
Smelled so bad, we had to close
the restaurant for the rest of the day.

291
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,767
Was it Rihanna?

292
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,813
What?

293
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,480
-No.
-Shakira?

294
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,235
Okay, why do you keep naming
flawless women? I didn't say a gender.

295
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,109
Don't tell me it was Channing Tatum.

296
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,566
He's not even a singer.

297
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,993
-He could be.
-Stop guessing!

298
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,275
My point is

299
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,158
I bet your stupid cousin's a loser
with halitosis and backne.

300
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,367
Nothing wrong with that.

301
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,666
Those are medical conditions,
but I bet he chews with his mouth open.

302
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,171
And… and I bet you the Lil' in Lil' Ricky
isn't even ironic.

303
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,545
He's probably short as shit.

304
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:04,051
-And he probably doesn't even recycle.
-[Lil' Ricky] I recycle.

305
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,140
[Jamal gasps]

306
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,008
Lil' Ricky.

307
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,678
Oh damn.

308
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,652
You gonna say something?

309
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:22,824
Yes.

310
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,616
Man, forget this.

311
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,526
Sit down!

312
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,372
Please.

313
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,762
On the way over here…

314
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,220
I knew exactly what I wanted to say.

315
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:52,019
But now… my mind's totally blank.

316
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,360
I know they're transferring you
out of juvie when you turn 18.

317
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,070
I just wanted to talk to you
before it was too late

318
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,698
'cause I knew… if I didn't,

319
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,494
I'd never get this off my chest.

320
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,832
[Ruby exhales]

321
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,712
Everyone in my life
walks on eggshells around me

322
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,459
because of what you did.

323
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,548
They think… I live in fear.

324
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,129
And up until now,

325
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,722
I wasn't sure if they were right.

326
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,559
Maybe they were.

327
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,185
But now that I'm here, looking at you…

328
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,063
I'm realizing…

329
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,902
you were just a kid.

330
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,900
A kid who… who screwed up.

331
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,906
You don't have power over me.

332
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,163
Not anymore.

333
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,043
[inhales]

334
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,500
[exhales deeply]

335
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:02,964
All right.

336
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,916
That's all I wanted to say.

337
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,295
You think I wanted that power?

338
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,635
I didn't ask for this shit.

339
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,975
I didn't ask for any of this.

340
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,865
-Do you know how to use nunchucks?
-No.

341
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,579
-Throwing stars? Bo staffs?
-No.

342
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,449
Seriously? Damn it.

343
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,786
[gasps] Which website
do you get your news from?

344
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,751
The newspaper.

345
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,831
Okay.

346
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,785
If you were stranded on a desert island,
what's the one thing you'd bring?

347
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,457
-A boat.
-Boat's not an option.

348
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,086
I'm sorry. Are these multiple choice?

349
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,722
-Can be. Kehlani or Lizzo?
-I have no idea what you're talking about.

350
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,641
Come on, man!

351
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,349
I'm gonna give you a softball.
I'm gonna lob it right over the plate.

352
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,470
-What's your number?
-Number of women?

353
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,017
Oh! Your phone number!

354
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,981
Look, Jamal, we've been at this
for almost two hours.

355
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,322
-How many more questions do you have?
-Uh, let me see.

356
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,653
[sputtering] I'll move quickly.

357
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,697
[doorbell ringing]

358
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,029
I got it!

359
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:15,454
Should I skip the section
about his food allergies or blood type?

360
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,164
-No, that's an important one.
-[door opens]

361
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,374
Okay, keep that.

362
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,124
What are you guys doing here?
I didn't radio for backup.

363
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,746
[scoffs] Get over yourself.
We're here to meet Lil' Ricky.

364
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,424
But you did. Last night.

365
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,092
Yeah, on FaceTime.

366
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,131
No, we made a plan
to meet up after school.

367
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,684
And no one thought to inform me?

368
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,389
-Jamal, we did.
-Yeah.

369
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,759
Check your Google Calendar.
We sent the invite.

370
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,847
You should turn on your notifications.
It's under settings.

371
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,274
Okay! Enough chitchat. Let's chop it up.

372
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,739
So, how's life in the Ridge?

373
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,322
-[gasps] Should I start?
-No.

374
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,865
Where's Ruby?

375
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,198
Mm-mm.

376
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,002
Mmm.

377
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:11,169
I haven't had a Cactus Cooler
since… I was, like, 12.

378
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,142
Actually I think
it was at your birthday party.

379
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,601
Right. [chuckles]

380
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,971
You were there.

381
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,767
I remember 'cause you got me that fake-ass
Kobe Bryant jersey from the swap meet.

382
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,524
They left the T off the Bryant,
so it just said "Bryan."

383
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,937
Okay. It was… it was either that
or a Magic John jersey.

384
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,398
[Ruby chuckles]

385
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,449
Oh. Um…

386
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,294
I gotta go.

387
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,615
I… I gotta be somewhere.

388
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,254
Wh-- Can you…
you stay until I finish this?

389
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,959
Uh…

390
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,132
I can only drink it out here.

391
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,887
So… I looked up
where you're going in NorCal.

392
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:05,098
It's, like… eight hours away.
Is your mom gonna be able to visit you?

393
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,734
You mean will she start visiting me?

394
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,278
Nah, it's… it's cool.

395
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,819
She got a lot going on.

396
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,946
-I get it.
-[guard] Hey, you need to wrap it up.

397
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:28,881
Ah.

398
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,770
Hey.

399
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,597
I know this might be weird, but…

400
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,568
is there anything I can do for you?

401
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,065
Can you keep me from turning 18?

402
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,908
[door unlocks]

403
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,294
[buzzing]

404
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,035
[door closes]

405
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,337
[Jamal] And that's basically it.

406
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,881
That's how it all went down
with the RollerWorld money.

407
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,342
[Lil' Ricky] Wow.

408
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,506
So Cuchillos is dead.

409
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,505
Yeah.

410
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,385
And you figured out the map. How?

411
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,274
[chuckles] Your nursery rhymes.

412
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,391
My raps?

413
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,858
Oh, you listened to those. Oh man!

414
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,899
They weren't terrible.

415
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,692
-Oh now, don't lie.
-They were.

416
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,986
You're the worst rapper of all time,

417
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,490
but it's all a part of the legend
that is Lil' Ricky.

418
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:42,954
Legend.

419
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,162
I'm no legend.

420
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,504
I'm just a guy who stole some money
and buried it in the ground.

421
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,211
I thought it was doing some good,
but… who are we kidding?

422
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,336
I was being selfish.

423
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,459
And it cost me my best friends.

424
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:02,764
But the way you guys helped Cesar,
now that's legendary.

425
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,721
You guys made it through together.

426
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,096
[Monse] Did we?

427
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,729
I mean, we went two years
without talking to each other.

428
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,191
-And we lost the money.
-Maybe that's a good thing.

429
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,152
-[whispering] Because it's cursed.
-[chuckles]

430
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,612
Maybe. [chuckles]

431
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,282
I don't know.

432
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,990
But what I do know
is that this is the real treasure.

433
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,579
No one's ever gonna mean more to you
than your day ones.

434
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,699
Those friends you knew when you were
still figuring your shit out.

435
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,584
I only got one day one left.

436
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,378
I'm sorry it's taken me so long, compa.

437
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,841
I knew you were always looking out for me,

438
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,089
and I was never alone.

439
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,681
Got a lot of lost time to make up for.

440
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,305
Oh.

441
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,483
It's okay. Let it out.

442
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,556
I'm not crying.

443
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,982
Gary is cutting onions.

444
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,360
[Chivo] Who's ready to eat?

445
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,910
Well, it was good to meet you guys.

446
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,041
Hold on to each other.

447
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,159
Just, uh… don't do it naked.

448
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,580
-You told him about that?
-[exhales]

449
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,915
Told him about what?

450
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,669
-That we did it. Sorry, Cesar.
-What?

451
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,883
No. No! We did not do it.

452
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,173
Hold up. You think you boned Monse?

453
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,177
Is this because
you've been feeling her lately?

454
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,089
-Wh-- What?
-What?

455
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,677
My penis was in retrograde.

456
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,682
[Jamal sputtering]

457
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,603
-Venus… Venus was in retrograde.
-Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

458
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,064
Oh shit. I forgot to get a picture
with Lil' Ricky. Ruby, follow me.

459
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,694
[Jamal] Use portrait mode,
and remember the rule of thirds.

460
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,572
Sorry that I made
such a mess for you today.

461
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,109
[sighs]

462
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,693
No, I'm sorry.

463
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,775
Monse… I'm the mess.

464
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,784
What I did to Vero wasn't cool.

465
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:50,619
It's not on you.

466
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,503
Well, it's on both of us. [scoffs]

467
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,289
Maybe I should be on my own for a while.

468
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,915
Gives us room to be friends, right?

469
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,301
Yeah.

470
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,181
Yeah, maybe it's for the best.

471
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,184
So what do we do now?

472
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:12,972
No idea.

473
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,600
But we're gonna do it together.

474
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,813
[Jamal] Hmm.

475
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,444
[all laughing]

476
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,323
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

477
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:30,195
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

478
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,619
[all chattering]

479
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,748
♪ Oh no, I did it again ♪

480
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,883
♪ I tell the world I'm fine
Never near the edge ♪

481
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,251
♪ And now I'm falling ♪

482
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,707
♪ Too late to tell the truth ♪

483
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,222
♪ Oh no, I did it again ♪

484
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:52,222
♪ I heard them all too loud
Voices in my head ♪

485
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,805
♪ And now I'm lonely ♪

486
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,310
♪ Someone to tell me they knew ♪

487
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:01,692
♪ 'Cause I'm caving out ♪

488
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,442
♪ And I just sit back ♪

489
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,611
♪ While I watch me drown ♪

490
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,540
♪ So I'm safe and sound ♪

491
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,333
♪ While I'm in this room ♪

492
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,705
♪ No, it's nothing new ♪

493
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,339
♪ Ooh-ooh, oh no ♪

494
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,049
♪ 'Cause I'm caving out ♪

495
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,875
♪ And I just sit back ♪

496
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,718
♪ While I watch me drown ♪