1
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Ruby, I can't talk.
I'm late for Prom Committee!

2
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-No one cares if you're late.
-I'm running the meeting!

3
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Hurry up and respond
to my text with your choices.

4
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Choices?

5
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Yeah. For my prom look!

6
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-Just go with your gut.

7
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That's the problem.
Now I'm second-guessing it.

8
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My… my unexpected yet welcome nomination

9
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for prom king
has really thrown me for a loop.

10
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I'll take a look after my meeting.

11
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No, now! I gotta decide now
so they can make alterations.

12
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Or you'll have to buy off the rack
from the young boys' section.

13
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Yes, and the selection is always lacking,

14
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which is why I whittled it down
to only 33 options.

15
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Thirty-three?

16
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Ugh!

17
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Asshole!

18
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With rims to match!

19
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Let the meeting commence!

20
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Impress me, people.

21
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Okay, so the theme we love

22
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represents a feeling all students have
as the year comes to a close.

23
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Underwater!

24
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-Underwater.
-Mm-hmm.

25
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That's it? Not even "Under the Sea"?

26
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No, we wanted to subvert the trope.

27
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Oh! By making it depressing.

28
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Next!

29
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How about Arabian Nights?

30
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How about culturally insensitive? Next!

31
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Harper, I swear to God,
if you pitch Moulin Rouge one more time…

32
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You guys…

33
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prom is about losing your virginity,

34
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not your creativity.

35
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These ideas are banal and pathetic.

36
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As your class president
and potential prom king,

37
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this night has to be epic!

38
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Magical!

39
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In short, fit for a king.

40
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Prom is the culmination
of our entire high school experience.

41
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-Isn't that graduation?
-Freddie, don't correct me.

42
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As I was saying…
prom is the coup de grâce of high school.

43
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There's even a movie called Prom Night.

44
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Ha!

45
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Is there a movie called Graduation Night?
No!

46
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And you wanna know why?
Because it's not the prom.

47
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-Actually, there's a movie called--
-Freddie, shut it.

48
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The rest of you, keep at it.

49
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We'll reconvene tomorrow
with what I hope--

50
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No.

51
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What I demand… will be an epic theme

52
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that can be executed quickly,

53
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oh, and on the cheap.

54
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Thoughts?

55
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I'm thinking nobody told me
that being class president

56
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also meant
that I was in charge of Prom Committee.

57
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Yeah, I could have told you.
So, which look?

58
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Instead of worrying about your tux,
worry about who is standing next to it.

59
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-Who are you gonna go with?
-I don't know.

60
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I figured someone might ask me
now that I'm up for prom king.

61
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Oh, quite presumptuous.

62
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You should mitigate the risk

63
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by asking someone
who will definitely say yes.

64
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-Yeah, like who?
-Whew! Therein lies the dilemma.

65
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It could be worse.

66
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Imagine having too many options, like me.

67
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I have so many options,
I don't even know what to do.

68
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Should I start a bracket
or start soliciting applications? Or both?

69
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Oh, I feel for you.

70
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Thank you!

71
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Being this loved is rough.

72
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Oh, but anyway, for me,
it's all about the photo.

73
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Who's gonna look deserving

74
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but also not upstage me
when I'm crowned king?

75
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I mean, if I win king.

76
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Why do you even care?
Isn't being president enough?

77
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-No. Who cares about being president?
-Me!

78
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Listen, presidents have terms.

79
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Kings rule forever.

80
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Long live the Jamonarchy!

81
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So should I do dicks or chicks?

82
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-For prom?
-No, for dorms!

83
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Should I do single-sex or coed dorm?

84
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Wait, you are seriously asking me
this question?

85
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You're right. You're right.
Dicks. It's always dicks.

86
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See, there's my girl. Come on.

87
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-So what are you doing about the prom?
-Nothing.

88
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Yeah, girl, I don't got a date either.

89
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Not that I need one, but I am open to one.

90
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Mm-hmm.

91
00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,161
But since I'm rolling solo
and you're rolling solo,

92
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let's roll solo together.

93
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Oh my God. I sound like you.

94
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Yeah, except for the part
where you are cool about going solo.

95
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Not me.

96
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Without a date, it is just a dance,
and I don't need to go to another one.

97
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Especially if it's not
with someone special.

98
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Okay, I've narrowed it down to two.

99
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Two? I got negative 57.

100
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Oh, I… I'm not talking your problem set.

101
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I'm talking prom,
which is a different set of problems.

102
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Specifically mine.

103
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I've already eliminated three candidates

104
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by cross-referencing
their posted Insta-pics

105
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versus their tagged pics,
so now I'm down to two prospects.

106
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I'm still confused. Prospects?

107
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It's not confusing.

108
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Look, take Sofie Estrada, for example.

109
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In the pics she's posted… amazing.

110
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In the tagged pics…

111
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Ugh! I mean, which Sofie am I getting?

112
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Then there's Corrina, who's adorable,

113
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but looks like me in a wig.

114
00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,301
And while initially
I was attracted to that,

115
00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,050
I realized I don't think I'm my type.

116
00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,342
And Lola.

117
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,392
Lola's perfect.

118
00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,348
Except… she blinks.

119
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,389
When did you become so… superficial?

120
00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,853
-When it became about the pic.
-Hmm.

121
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-You gotta eliminate the blinkers.

122
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You get one shot at a photo
that represents the best we're gonna look,

123
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and if she blinks, it's ruined.

124
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I want a blinger, not a blinker.

125
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Well, you have a 50-50 chance
her eyes will be open.

126
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Yeah, well, I can't risk those odds.

127
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How is calculus coming?

128
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Oh, we're apparently doing
a different kind of math.

129
00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:37,121
Maybe I should consider Sofie. She said
she wanted to wear me like a backpack.

130
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-Maybe I could be part of her prom look.
-Okay, why don't you just ask Jasmine?

131
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We're firmly in the friend zone.
There hasn't been action for months.

132
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So why can't you go with a friend?

133
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Yeah, I mean, friends have fun.

134
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Maybe even more fun.

135
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Friends?

136
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Fun?

137
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No! I wanna get laid.

138
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-Ew!
-Are you cool taking over?

139
00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,604
Great! I gotta figure
it out before it's too late.

140
00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:02,226
-Wait. Too late for what?
-To avoid a blinker.

141
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,490
Wow.

142
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,608
I don't get why some overhyped dance
makes everyone crazy.

143
00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,616
-Same.

144
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,447
You going?

145
00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,200
Me neither.

146
00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:18,577
Huh.

147
00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,964
So, how are your functions functioning?

148
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,553
Barely. I'm barely passing this class

149
00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,589
and wondering if I should spare myself
the humiliation and give up now.

150
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,974
I can't stop thinking,

151
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,551
even if I do graduate…

152
00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,177
he's not here to see it.

153
00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:39,693
Well, you're not doing this for him
or anyone else. You're doing this for you.

154
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:41,690
And Lydia.

155
00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,151
Yeah, who's gonna be here any day!

156
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,072
-Actually, this morning.

157
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Meet Lydia Diaz.

158
00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,571
Oh my God!

159
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,445
Wait, no, she is so beautiful!

160
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,662
She looks just like Oscar.

161
00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,201
And she's… never gonna meet him.

162
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Yeah. No, she's not,

163
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:07,093
but… she will meet her favorite uncle,
who is a high school graduate. Come on.

164
00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,886
What an achievement

165
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,271
in mediocrity!

166
00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,768
You guys had all day to think of a theme.

167
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,102
I'm exhausted!

168
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:25,936
I can't do all the work.
You guys need to participate.

169
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,943
We're not an idea factory like Noel Aroma.

170
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,485
Keep my idol's name out your mouth.

171
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,700
-Now, walk away.
-What?

172
00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:36,329
You're clogging my creative space,
and I need to think. Now walk away.

173
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,039
-Okay.
-In the other direction!

174
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,250
But I live six doors up!

175
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,209
Not today.

176
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,293
Hey!

177
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,580
Do you still have access
to that police database?

178
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,584
Well, hello to you too.

179
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,415
I don't have time for niceties.

180
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,000
The prom needs saving,
and a strange car's been lurking.

181
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,670
License plate?

182
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,715
-Nine, Bravo, Delta, Hotel, 237.

183
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:37,303
Comes back as locked. Probably a douchebag
with a hookup at the DMV.

184
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,386
Or…

185
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,431
Or?

186
00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:43,143
Or it's somebody who doesn't want people
in their biz 'cause their biz is shady.

187
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,055
Maybe it's the person
who sent those anonymous notes.

188
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,614
Well, I thought that was solved
and that Oscar sent them.

189
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:51,398
-There was no proof, just an assumption.
-You know what assumptions are? Dumb.

190
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,074
Maybe it's Cuchillos's men.
Maybe it's the Prophet$.

191
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,993
Maybe it's the cartel.

192
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,822
Maybe it's me from the future
trying to warn me about me.

193
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,448
What? No, none of the above.

194
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,874
Yeah, you're right.

195
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,252
The possibilities are endless.
I'm not gonna stick around to find out.

196
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,711
Delete this call so they don't know
who you were talking to. Bye.

197
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,253
Ooh.

198
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,240
The game's afoot.

199
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,543
La primera to get into college.

200
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,210
I'm so proud of you.

201
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,630
Tía, what's wrong?

202
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,009
Beto and his husband are moving to Dallas.

203
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,972
He got a huge job.

204
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:00,932
Oh.

205
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,729
Oh no. We're all leaving you.

206
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,308
I'm so sorry, but it'll be okay.
We'll all be back. I promise.

207
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,605
Mija… Beto's not coming back.

208
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,070
Of course he is. You're his mom.

209
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,698
He's not coming back
because I'm going with him.

210
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,449
I'm moving to Dallas.

211
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,254
But… who's gonna take care of Dad?

212
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,923
-Hey, can I call you back?

213
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,974
-Oh shit. I got you at a bad time.
-Yeah, kind of.

214
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,508
Abuelita's in the hospital again.
I just got here.

215
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,803
I'm so sorry.

216
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,256
Uh, I'll call you later.

217
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,310
Jasmine?

218
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,770
-I'm not going to Berkeley.
-Wha-- They rescinded the offer?

219
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,941
No, my tia's moving to stupid Dallas,
and she's taking my dreams with her.

220
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,402
I gotta watch my dad.

221
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,822
Oh, I'm sorry.

222
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,400
No matter how much positive thinking
I put out into the universe,

223
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,606
the universe just won't let me win.

224
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,316
Well, I'm not gonna let you lose.
I'll call you back.

225
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,237
Oh, don't bother.
Nothing more to talk about.

226
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,553
Damn healer!

227
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,683
Mijo!

228
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,933
Wait, why are you in a cast?

229
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,471
Because of you.
Remember those weights you gave me?

230
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,675
I dropped one.

231
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,675
-Sorry for trying to make you stronger.
-You should be!

232
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,398
Anyway, they were gonna release me,
but said I have a toe fungus infection.

233
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,650
So they're not keeping you
because of… you know…

234
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,357
other things?

235
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,864
I'm fine. I'll be out of here soon.
You have to think positive.

236
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,698
Hmm. Tell that to Jasmine.
She found out she can't go to Berkeley.

237
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,704
-Oh!
-She has to take care of her dad.

238
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,366
What a pity!

239
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,874
-What are you going to do for her?
-I don't know.

240
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,457
I'm overwhelmed trying to figure out
who I'm gonna take to prom and--

241
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,711
What are you doing?

242
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:03,086
The oxygen stopped going to your brain,
or else you'd know your choice is clear.

243
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,005
Jasmine.

244
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,853
No! That's not a good idea.

245
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,309
-We're just friends.
-Mm.

246
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,429
I want a date date.

247
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,515
Ah!

248
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,809
-You want to hit the sweet marmalade?
-Yeah.

249
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:17,864
Which is why you should ask Jasmine.
You already know she puts out!

250
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,901
-You're right.
-Mmm.

251
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,065
-And we do have fun together.
-Mm-hmm.

252
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,703
I'm sold. Yeah, I'll pick her up a rose
from the gift shop.

253
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:29,701
And here I thought
you had your abuelo's game!

254
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:34,415
Mijo, if your abuelo had given me
a cheesy bunch of gift shop flowers,

255
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,788
I would have spit on them,
then spit on him,

256
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,956
and then he would have made things right.

257
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:45,590
He always knew
exactly how to make things right.

258
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,680
Are you okay?

259
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,018
Oh yes!

260
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,518
Good memories. Now.

261
00:14:56,478 --> 00:15:00,228
You only have one more swing
at that beautiful piñata.

262
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,526
You already hit it enough.
I know 'cause I heard.

263
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,821
So ask yourself,

264
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,327
are you that dizzy kid in the corner
swinging at nothing,

265
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,158
or are you a true Martinez man,

266
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,914
ready to unleash her sweet treats?

267
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,420
-I'm gonna release those sweet treats.
-Ha ha! Now go get her!

268
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,969
That's the bathroom.

269
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,809
Principal Richardson
needs you in his office.

270
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,353
-Okay.
-Now go.

271
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,654
Ah! Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

272
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,534
we interrupt this boring class

273
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,321
for a special presentation

274
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,075
for a very special person.

275
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,334
What do I like better
than a Schedule A deduction,

276
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,415
Dwayne's Atomic Fries,
and a classic button-down?

277
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,422
There's only one special thing

278
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:08,134
or rather… one special person.

279
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,967
Jasmine Flores.

280
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,642
Friend, lover,

281
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:18,021
sunbather, Police Explorer,
tastiest hamburger.

282
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,232
Yes! You are all of those things
and so much more!

283
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,904
You are my special sauce,

284
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,284
the chamoy in my Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

285
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,991
And on May 15th…

286
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,950
Jasmine, will you go to the prom with me?

287
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,616
No.

288
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,215
Wheel me out! Wheel me out!

289
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,136
This caps off the worst senior year ever.

290
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:04,187
First, I lose the presidency. Twice.
Who loses twice?

291
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,073
Uh, William Jennings Bryan.

292
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,571
That was a rhetorical question.

293
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:13,032
I mean, then I lose Jasmine,
my dignity, probably prom king.

294
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,655
This year's worse than 2020.

295
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,332
Yeah, it's been pretty rough for you.

296
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,249
I saw your video, Ruby.

297
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,752
Please.
A man can only take so much ridicule.

298
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,585
I was gonna ask
if you wanted to go to the prom together.

299
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,301
Margarita, I don't need your pity.

300
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,841
Ew! Tsk!

301
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,175
Dude, you've been eyeing Margarita
since freshman year.

302
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,182
-Now you neg her?
-I'm not a charity case.

303
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,934
She's feeling you.

304
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,226
Look around.

305
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,477
She's not the only one.

306
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,439
All eyes on you, compa.

307
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,147
-That's 'cause I'm a joke.
-Okay.

308
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:56,487
Everyone loves the court jester,
but no one wants to smash him.

309
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,035
Well, that's right, ladies.

310
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,195
Jesters can smash!

311
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,205
A Pacoima Penguin Pop?

312
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,085
I don't know what that is, um…

313
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,550
and I don't wanna know.

314
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,380
Please, don't call me again.

315
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,721
Telemarketer?

316
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,221
No, prom.

317
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,851
-My girl getting a lot of interest?
-No. No, but Ruby is.

318
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,482
-Ruby?
-Yeah.

319
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,148
Apparently, he's this year's hot ticket.
Everyone wants to know how to snag him.

320
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,109
Hmm.

321
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,188
-What about you?
-He wishes!

322
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,033
Actually, he doesn't. Thank God.

323
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,149
That's not what I meant.

324
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,486
-Who do you wanna go with?
-No one.

325
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,776
It doesn't matter.

326
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,905
Even if I wanted to go, I'm not going.

327
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,286
-Why?
-No one asked me.

328
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,916
-So?
-So?

329
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,962
It isn't the 1950s.

330
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,548
I didn't think I raised a timid daughter.

331
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,925
Hey, I'm here. What do you need?

332
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,936
My toe fungus is very aggressive.

333
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,438
Abuelita. I love you and your fungus,
but Daddy's gotta move. Chop-chop.

334
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,772
Cálmate, Jamal!

335
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,397
Jamal can't cálmate,

336
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:16,033
not when he has a prom to plan,
a queen to find, and eyes on his back.

337
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,323
I'm very confused.

338
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,736
Me too. I don't know who they are
or what this is about.

339
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,581
Okay, spill it, woman!

340
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,161
What do you need me to get
that your family couldn't?

341
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,077
Drugs!

342
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,375
-Aren't they giving you drugs there?
-Not the good kind.

343
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,800
Bring me the stash under my bed.

344
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,459
How? I'm outside!

345
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,587
Look under the pink rock. I hid a key

346
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,344
for Miguel to use when he's in town.

347
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,546
-Who's Miguel?
-Oh! Wait.

348
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:44,766
Pascual used it,
much like he uses everything and everyone.

349
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,560
You'll have to go through the window.

350
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,943
What? Are you high?

351
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,480
Not yet. That's why
you're going through the window.

352
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:54,444
Using your thumb and index fingers,

353
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,856
push in the top of the screen.

354
00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:00,905
Then, with your right foot,
lift the screen slowly,

355
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,491
but not too slowly.

356
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,124
-It's stuck.
-Ah, you know what?

357
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,537
Just go through the door.

358
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,745
I didn't lock it.

359
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,844
Okay. I'm inside.

360
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,137
About time!

361
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,219
Go under my bed,

362
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,102
move my good chanclas.

363
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,432
Oh. I found it.

364
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,645
-In your monogrammed box, right?
-Don't open it!

365
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,809
-It's cursed.
-Then why do you still have it?

366
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,898
Because if you give away the curse,
it makes it worse.

367
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,947
See my army backpack?

368
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,989
Did you find it?

369
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,285
I think so.

370
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,250
Good!

371
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,959
-Oh. Gotta go.

372
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,789
They're sucking my blood out.

373
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,020
Finally!

374
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,194
Ah!

375
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,074
Emerald City!

376
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,070
Oh!

377
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,492
Anything you wanna tell me?

378
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,531
You have pretty skin?

379
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,116
You sent the notes.

380
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,825
-Notes?
-Don't play dumb with me, woman.

381
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,042
These were in your room.

382
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,542
Hmm? They're not mine.

383
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,673
Really?

384
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,749
'Cause, uh, they're addressed to you.

385
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:39,715
Do you know how many
Marisol Martinezes there are?

386
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,096
Fine. They're for my vision board.

387
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,928
Oh, bullshit! You've not come to
one of my vision board parties.

388
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,186
We thought maybe
Oscar sent those notes, but it was you.

389
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,023
Why?

390
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:00,939
Spill it, or I'm spilling it!

391
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,398
-No!
-Tea!

392
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,374
Ahhh!

393
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,196
Okay, it was me.

394
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,004
Why?

395
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,248
I had to.

396
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,875
I've known you all
since you were little traviesos.

397
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,210
I saw you grow up together,
love each other, then you stopped talking.

398
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:27,351
So, I thought if I create a mystery,
you would start talking again.

399
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,929
-A mystery?

400
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,218
This wasn't a mystery.

401
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,688
This was some serial killer bullshit.

402
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,189
But it got you all to talk.

403
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:37,977
See?

404
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,229
I know you.

405
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,407
Does Emerald City work on anxiety?

406
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,241
Oh, no reason to be anxious.
You solved the mystery.

407
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,657
Then why is a car tailing me?

408
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,171
Is it Cuchillos's men or… or the cops?

409
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,578
Definitely not the cops. I talked to them.

410
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,127
But Cuchillos's men,
that's a different story.

411
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,762
Bedtime or horror?

412
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:04,298
Oh, neither! It's not them.

413
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,763
If it was them,
they'd have killed you by now.

414
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,564
That's strangely not very comforting.

415
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:12,968
You're fine.

416
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:18,057
It's just a natural reflex
for you to see things,

417
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,106
but there's nothing to see.

418
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,570
It's all up here.

419
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,074
Should we be doing this
close to the oxygen?

420
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,197
No.

421
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,155
Come in.

422
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,705
Oh, sorry.

423
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:42,587
What happened?

424
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,051
I don't know.

425
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,341
I guess girls just… love love.

426
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,593
All girls, except you.

427
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,269
-I'm sorry. That didn't come out right.
-Ruby, I do love love.

428
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:58,103
And your promposal was the sweetest thing
anybody has ever done for me.

429
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,976
Okay. Then please explain
the negation of my invitation.

430
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,229
Hold on.

431
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:10,201
Lila in your physics class wants to know,
"Will you gravitate to prom with her?"

432
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,662
Thank you.

433
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,325
Lila's witty.

434
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,293
Hmm. If you say so.
I thought it was pretty base.

435
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,633
-Please don't rain on my parade.
-I'm sorry.

436
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,129
I'm just in a terrible place right now,
and I… I'm angry,

437
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,422
and I'm pissed at the universe,
and I would be a really shitty date.

438
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,837
The last thing I wanna do
is ruin prom for you.

439
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,722
Hi.

440
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,516
-Thank you.

441
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:40,564
Jasmine, you don't have to apologize.

442
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,645
Ruby, I just feel like I'm all bad luck.

443
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,821
You're not bad luck!

444
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,319
Then why is all this shit happening to me?

445
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,531
Maybe it's not even the universe.
Maybe it's just me.

446
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,992
That's not true.

447
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,321
-Ugh!

448
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:54,737
No, thank you.

449
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:03,459
You see, a wise person once said to me,
bad things happen to good people.

450
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,843
But taking care of my dad
is not a bad thing.

451
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,761
-It's not.
-I need to take care of him.

452
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:11,889
I wanna take care of him
because I'm best at taking care of him.

453
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,636
Like he was once the best
at taking care of me.

454
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,011
You are wise.

455
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,143
I mean, I did get into Berkeley.

456
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,517
And I'm wise enough
to know it doesn't matter where I go.

457
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,114
I'mma crush it wherever I am.

458
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,479
-Yeah, it's already happening.
-Yes, it is.

459
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,696
-Will you go to prom with me?

460
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,499
Really? That's how you're gonna do it?

461
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:48,714
Take two.

462
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:51,795
Ruben Martinez,

463
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,391
will you go to prom with me?

464
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:57,431
Is there chamoy?

465
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,354
Like I'd forget.

466
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,178
It's a date.

467
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:07,646
Hello?

468
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:11,699
Hi.

469
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,449
Hi.

470
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,238
Um…

471
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,656
I should have called first. I'm sorry.

472
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,501
-I'll go.
-Hey, no, wait. Um…

473
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,923
These are for you.

474
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,548
I was hoping to surprise you, so…

475
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:30,875
surprise.

476
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,429
-Well, what are these for?
-To thank you.

477
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,512
I aced my calculus test.

478
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,556
You're graduating?

479
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,769
I knew it!

480
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,846
I knew you'd do it!

481
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,515
You did. From day one,
you knew that my life was gonna be more.

482
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,023
Now it is.

483
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,396
I mean, I haven't felt this excited
about life in, like…

484
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:54,952
ever.

485
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,870
Well, seeing you happy
makes me so happy.

486
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,496
You okay?

487
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,753
Your heart's racing.

488
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,881
Yeah, I'm nervous.

489
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,800
Why?

490
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,892
Because of what I'm thinking.

491
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,312
What are you thinking?

492
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:36,244
Sorry. Sorry.
I am such a dork. Um…

493
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,451
I was so nervous coming over,

494
00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,831
and then I saw you and the flowers, and…

495
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,373
I mean, my heart sunk.

496
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:48,539
You see, I was thinking about prom
and how I didn't wanna go,

497
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:52,245
but… truth is, I do.

498
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,091
I do wanna go.

499
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,052
I just don't wanna go
if it's not with you.

500
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,354
So, Cesar, will you go to prom with me?

501
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,638
I'm sorry.

502
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,571
I'm going with Vero.

503
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,070
She already asked.

504
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,202
I think you were right.

505
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,575
I was overreacting to that car,

506
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,582
and I also can't feel my feet.

507
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,455
You can feel mine if you like.

508
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,382
Oh! I'm not that high.

509
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,250
I have to make pee-pee.

510
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,337
Oh, cue my exit.

511
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,462
Bedpan.

512
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,798
Hmm?

513
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:38,972
It's on your head.

514
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,550
-Ah!

515
00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:41,465
Woman!

516
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:47,425
-Why didn't you say something earlier?
-I don't know what you're into. Sorry.

517
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:48,807
Ugh!

518
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,515
And I'm sorry my note scared you.

519
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,066
Am I still your favorite abuelita?

520
00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,072
Hmm…

521
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,735
Always.

522
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,076
And my other two are dead. Pfft!