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2
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Yes, what's up? Haven't you forgtten something?
Maybe, I never forget anything.

3
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Oh yes, Mother's Day. 
Hitler invented Mother's day.

4
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Says who?
Grandma.

5
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Well, Grandma says so many things.
Will you be there, on time?

6
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Yes, Daddy is not going anywqhere. 
Good, I'll get Moon now, and see you there, okay?

7
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I'm going to get Moon now and
then I see you there, agreed?

8
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Aaah!

9
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Goddamn.

10
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Ma?

11
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Ma?

12
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Do not touch me!

13
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Ah, you thought, will he be there?

14
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Have you ever been there once before?
With a flower for his birthday?

15
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Well? 
No.

16
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He was different as your father. How come? 
He loved you allways. It was your husband to?

17
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Well, not just to me.

18
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Now, I think so, after paying for 10 years.

19
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Ah, you have just paid that
money from his legacy.

20
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Oh, yes, and now I profit again, and
you  also? Joris Never-enough.

21
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She's right.

22
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For the formality.

23
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0421. That's him.

24
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Mr. Gerlof Wierijn.

25
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Yet?

26
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Best again a moment, huh? 
Jesus, a moment.

27
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Moon, look, I've got exactly
the same, next to my bed.

28
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It is true, is exactly the same.
Those with a diamond.

29
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Mom, let it be, sarcasm is also a cry for
help. -Goh, what nice spell on the wall.

30
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Sometimes, people often want a remembrance ring.

31
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A ring?
Filled with the ashes.

32
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In that ring? 
Sometimes, children want a tatoo with the ashes.

33
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Is that possible?
Everything is possible.

34
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Can we go, right now? Moon?

35
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Do you always have to be so stupid?

36
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Joehoee! We almost forgot the most important
thing! -Well, I do not take that thing.

37
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Well, nice. You're not sure?

38
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Over my dead body. He's yours
now, work it out together.

39
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Please.

40
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Hey, ma, look, that packaging is exactly 
the same as your liquor store uses.

41
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Okay, I'm going to darling. Kiss.

42
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Are you going to live on yourself.
As if she can do without me.

43
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Shit, wait. I still have to check out!

44
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45
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Hey! Wake up.

46
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Goddamn it, what did you swallow?

47
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Too much GHB, vodka lime, a joint.
Do not swallow, just suck.

48
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He can, hey, Yad?

49
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Joehoe!

50
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Lost son! -You have my number right?

51
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Dutch Profiterole?
Your favorites, no?

52
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Jesus, Mom, when I was six, yes.

53
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Jesus' name is not misused. 
Duidelijk.

54
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Honey, you're going to waste your life, this way.
You wanted to study medicine so badly.

55
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Mom, you wanted that. 
What's this!

56
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Mom, please. Here we go again.

57
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Yes, yes, there we go again!

58
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Ankie, I have to hang up. I'm going
to take to his room, he is home again.

59
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Temporary. Yes, okay, bye!

60
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Yes, bye. This is my room!

61
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Oh, a Mother's Day present?
Stay away, that's mine.

62
00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,170
Hey hello, habibi. -How are you?

63
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Good. -How is going with your
book, finally finished?

64
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Yes, well, almost.

65
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This summer. -Yes, this summer.

66
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Hey, room thief. -Hey, party animal.

67
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Yuk, do not do it!

68
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Give me a try?

69
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Nice right? -Fat.

70
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Here, come?

71
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Yes, that's nice.

72
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We're going to do our own laundry here
and we're going to pay a fee, okay?

73
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Hey, Ankie. Say, do you like chocolate creamcake?

74
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Namaste, brother. -Namaste.

75
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Can I teach here again?
Sorry, I have no room.

76
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I can put you on the list,
as a substitute. 

77
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Curlyhead! -Yes, cool man, thank you.

78
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Hey, Fientje! 
Yes!! You're back!

79
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Yes, back at the start. -Aah dude,
Amsterdam is so overrated.

80
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Amsterdam is fantastic. 
Well, to be tue, you were more than lost....

81
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At most a little wappie.

82
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Go surfing!

83
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I have to find a job. - That is still
possible tomorrow, curlyhead.

84
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Well, welcome home, Dad.

85
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Cozy.

86
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87
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88
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89
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Hey. Hey.

90
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Not so much weights is much better, okay.

91
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92
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Hey, granny.

93
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Yes, okay. I will go to the supermarket.

94
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Yes, yes, I know. I know.
Appie is a scammer.

95
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:20,110
So it is only cleaning. No
nurse and no shopping.

96
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:28,000
You know you earn 14.50
euros per hour? Gross?

97
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,070
Okay. Well, you can start right away.

98
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In case of problems always call
me. This is my number.

99
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Thank you.

100
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,150
Do you have more addresses? 
Like thios one?

101
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Yes, five.
Definitely all old buggers, am I right?

102
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Well, if you only knew.

103
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I have just started.

104
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,120
Where do you actually come from?
- From home.

105
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:09,080
Yes, as if I didn't know that, funny-man.

106
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:13,050
No, I mean: Where was your cradle?
- At my parents.

107
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,020
Funny-man, you are Jewish for sure.

108
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:21,100
There is also something about that Israel,
huh, awful. Half the world is on fire.

109
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With all those assholes everywhere.
People never learn anything.

110
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Is that you? -Yes, and
Sasha, my girlfriend from next door.

111
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:34,120
She was my girlfriend. We
always played together.

112
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Hide and seek, and playing "shopping' and stuff.

113
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I did the checkout. We got
half a cent from my father.

114
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That whole family. In ONE
night, on transport.

115
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:52,030
I'm still hearing those army vehicles.
And those boots.

116
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Never saw her again.

117
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:59,180
What did you study? -Medicine.

118
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Stopped. I now give surf lessons.

119
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:08,190
Madam, anything else I can do?
Well, stop saying madam. Just call me Ans!

120
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:13,000
Mrs lives at Soestdijk. -Soestdijk
has been empty for a long time, Ans.

121
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:16,120
There he is! My sweet monkeybutt!

122
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,020
Your what?

123
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:22,070
Man, you look like a gorilla!
Still swallow that powder?

124
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,220
She from 'Radar' says you can get
cancer from it. Better eat a banana!

125
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:32,080
And again, that swindler?
- Hey old Jodokus.

126
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:36,000
How is he doing now, okay?

127
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:43,180
Oh God. Troubles again, at home?

128
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:47,210
Yes. Ah. We picked up Dad.

129
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:51,000
May God save me, that urn?

130
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:55,240
Should have left the man there. Ash is ash.
Your father is living here.

131
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,020
Yes, but Ma did not want to pay anymore.

132
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,230
Chocolatemilk? -Yes, nice.

133
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:07,160
Boy, she will allways be your mother.
That 'll never change.

134
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,010
On the inside, you know.

135
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:15,080
She has her tits filled up again
by that bungler. -O, oh, o.

136
00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:20,190
Is Paula there? -No. I already told you.

137
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:25,020
They ruined her hip at the Flevo hospital.

138
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:31,000
So she is at home. She hasto live with her
crutches and can't work any more. Got  a new Paula.

139
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,170
Sooo, so are you sweet monkeybutt?

140
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:36,000


141
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,040
Yad. -Joris.

142
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:52,090
Yad gives surf lessons. -Yes I know. -O.

143
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:58,080
Yes, you told me, right? -Who? Me?

144
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,170
He just started working here.

145
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:11,130
Wouldn't you like it? Surfing?

146
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:19,130
Honey, could you cut my hedge?
Because my gardener is lying in bed, hernia.

147
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:25,110
That woman next door is starting to nag.
That woman is giving me a headache. -Yes that's OK.

148
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:30,170


149
00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:53,200
Have to say, you have asporty grandson.

150
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,090
That stupid working on those devices nowadays.
Everyone is messing around with his body.

151
00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,140
Yes, unbelievable.

152
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,210


153
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,080
Joris.

154
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,230
Joris.

155
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,200
Jammer.

156
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:28,100
Say, everything okay, dear? -Oh yeah.
I buy a new one.

157
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:32,100
No, don't.
Just put a new cable on it.

158
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,120
Kiss you.

159
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:46,030
Kiss you.

160
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:58,060
Sturdy, that motorbike.
That old bitch? A legacy from his father.

161
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:03,080
Lately he is not in such a good shape. 
Joh, I didn't notice it.

162
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:06,110
Didn't notice it, he says! 

163
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,230
Do you like that? -I find
witty, nothing of noticed.

164
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:15,070
Sjaan. Carefull, your eyes may drop out.

165
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,180
Nothing noticed.

166
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,230
It's just me.

167
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:54,000
That is realy strange. Because I'm
sure I said I did not want it.

168
00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:56,100
Yes, I know that for sure!

169
00:19:56,150 --> 00:20:02,020
Yes. You know, we're talking about
this later. I will call you back.

170
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,240
Okay, bye.

171
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:12,110
I have got a job. Cleaner.

172
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,240
Cleaner! Jeez, Yad.

173
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:20,000
Social interior carer for elderly people in
need of care. -You are wasting your life.

174
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:26,030
Please mom, I'm 26.
Yad, none of my children will be a cleaner.

175
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:30,070
Go study. -Just like your sister. Understood.

176
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,120
Cleaner, seriously?

177
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:40,140
Studying, seriously? -Give back.

178
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,140
I'm going to take a shower!

179
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,220
I understand why ma does not need him.

180
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:30,210
I understand Dad, he was cheating.
She once was deeply in love with him, you know.

181
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:34,030
Really, he just needed more than just ma.

182
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,060
Do you miss him? -Once in a while.

183
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,060
But he's here.

184
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:46,240
Otherwise, have a tattoo. With his ashes.
Mama does not have to know.

185
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:56,080
I'm going to take surfing lessons.

186
00:21:56,130 --> 00:22:00,090
What did you say? With your
sense of balance for sure?

187
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:04,130
Do you remember earlier with roller skates?
You lost two teeth.

188
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:08,050
Just go to such a fun gay sport.
Get to know someone again.

189
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,180
Handbag throwing, or something like that.

190
00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:21,110
Here, Mom does not want Dad home.
Maybe he can stay here in the attic? -No.

191
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,170
Just for a short time. -No.

192
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:29,230
Well, these are, uh, less black. Something like that.
- You are a top chef, you know.

193
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:34,130
Hey Moon, didn't you planned to stop smoking?
Didn't she promise Bartje, didn't she?

194
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:37,060
Moon, really! -Yeees.

195
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,160
I think my little stinky
dinkie should be changed.

196
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:45,140
Is he laughing?

197
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:49,020
Bartje, thank you. -Going already?

198
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,200
Yes, it was fun. -Oh okay.

199
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,230
Well bye. -Ciao.

200
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:09,020
You want to use your bankcard? -Yes.

201
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:15,100
Check.

202
00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:19,200
Hey, do you have to? -Yes, have to.
For your personal pass, you understand?

203
00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:23,230
Oh, sorry.

204
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:31,220
Who will be my teacher?
- From me, why?

205
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,120
I just have to think about.

206
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:37,000
Okay.

207
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,050
Hey Ans, your sweet monkeybutt is here!

208
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,080
Hey, sweet monkeybutt.

209
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,010
What are you listening to?

210
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,120


211
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:09,100
Yes, what, what are you listening?
- Spotify.

212
00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:15,140
Yes, duh, what kind of music?
- You would not know that.

213
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:17,240
Then you do not know me.

214
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,230
Julian Stevens. Fat.

215
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,090
Very emo that guest, hates his parents fucking much.

216
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:35,030
Yes, duh. That has really stood in
everywhere. It was fucking scum.

217
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,180
When I was three...

218
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:41,000
three, maybe four, they
left me at the video store.

219
00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:43,090
Yes.

220
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,150
Heavy shit. -Yes.

221
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:50,140
May I? -M-hm.

222
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,080
Bon Iver. Fat.

223
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,100
Whose is this?

224
00:25:01,150 --> 00:25:03,140


225
00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:49,070
Beautiful. -Yes.

226
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,070
I'm going to follow you. -Follow me?

227
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,000
Yes, on Spotify. -Oh yeah.

228
00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:59,200
Cool. -Cool.

229
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,040
Do you feel like eating tasty
eels from Kees? -No, gadver.

230
00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:05,200
What! What kind of Dutchman are you?

231
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,040
Not just a cable? -No.

232
00:26:09,090 --> 00:26:12,180
How much is this bitch? -Nothing.
Already for your birthday.

233
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:15,090
Hey, do I get your number?

234
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:20,040
06-24552961.

235
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,040
06-2455...

236
00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:28,210


237
00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:32,240
Forgot your keys again?

238
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,140
Arteriosclerosis, Mom, I have to ring
every time, you said that last time.

239
00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:41,110
Take your Shoes off, you may step on that poor 
cat. With those murder weapons.

240
00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:46,150
Ma, I'm going to discuss your birthday.

241
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,030
That 'Radar'-woman  recently said, those
things can explode spontaneously.

242
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,050
That is all fake news.

243
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:57,230
God save my soul. 
Are you distroying my antique furniture?

244
00:27:58,030 --> 00:28:01,080
These old stuff, ma, really?

245
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:07,010
Why no go to a nice furniture store.
Never, even if the pay me.

246
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:11,010
No, I do not need a showroom.
Here, you can live.

247
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,150
I pay. Money is not a problem.

248
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:19,240
Will you be staying here?
I have my housekeeper.

249
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,170
Oh, do I disturb you again?
Saint Paula is there.

250
00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:26,100
Paula, I'm leaving soon!

251
00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:30,180
Ma, 80 years, you have to celebrate!
- I do not have to do anything.

252
00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:33,030
Must is pressure, crying is a child's song.

253
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:39,070
See!? Jamie Verheijen, from Ouderkerk.
He is such a great chef.

254
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,080
Or this one. Soigne, in Bussum.

255
00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:47,150
They have stars. Is really a very special
interpretation of French cuisine.

256
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:53,170
Child, I really do not the least interest in all 
your shit, with three rows of cutlery.

257
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:57,140
Even though they had 12 Mussolini stars.
- Michelin, ma.

258
00:28:57,190 --> 00:29:00,230
That's what I meant. Pooh. 
Just give me a croquette from Dobben.

259
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:03,100
Do I hear croquette?

260
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:11,100
Are you going to bring in refugees already?
- Simone, just do it!

261
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:16,220
This is my new Paula. -You are the
daughter. I have heard a lot about you.

262
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,240
Yad.

263
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,230
Yad is a really great guy.

264
00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:27,140
Don't you read newspapers, ma? -He
is not a refugee. He is Jewish.

265
00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:33,030
And that makes me a Mongolian? -O, I
thought Spanish before. With sun-tinted skin.

266
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,080
Are you okay?

267
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:42,120
You did store all your
valuables safely, did you?

268
00:29:42,170 --> 00:29:46,040
Give me your key! I need your key for him.

269
00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:48,060
Oh yeah? -Yes.

270
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,230
And who is going to pick you up when
you are in the shower with a stroke?

271
00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:10,160
Or with a heart attack in bed? Or with
sciatica or do I know a lot? He, mayby?

272
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:14,020
Could not care lesss. We all gonna dead, once.

273
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:20,070
Just let it be. I have a spare key.

274
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:39,000
Hello, Simone. -Day, Paula.
From 'some plave far away'.

275
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:51,240
Isn't it fun having a daughters? -Well, as if
mothers are always great fun to be with.

276
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,060
What ever it is, it is such a pity. It
used to be such a nice girl!

277
00:30:56,110 --> 00:31:01,060
Oh, and a sense of humor! Now it's
just a piece of plastic. With a cone.

278
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,120


279
00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:05,140
O.

280
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,140
Joris? -Yes?

281
00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:30,220
You knew, already? That grandma
has a new help. Such a Muslim type.

282
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:35,110
You don't do something like
that in these times? No, she does.

283
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,060
Boy. With such an old person. Can it be possible?

284
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:45,180
Maybe he is very nice to grandmother.
- Nice, my ass.

285
00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:48,190
He will soon empty her entire house.

286
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:53,090
But we can not say anything about that.
Because then it would be discrimination.

287
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:59,000
Nowadays everything is discrimination. 
In the meantime living of my taxes.

288
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:03,090
That's Dad's money. -O, well,
what's the difference?

289
00:32:05,170 --> 00:32:07,210
He has a job!?

290
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,190


291
00:32:10,190 --> 00:32:14,020
What's up with you? There
is something about you.

292
00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:15,190


293
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,320
I have to be in the shower. - You should
not mess around with your body that much.

294
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,020
Ha! Says who?

295
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,070


296
00:32:30,210 --> 00:32:33,180
Who is it from? -My mother.

297
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,140
Where are we going? -Just you wait.

298
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,210
Woeh!

299
00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:04,130
Driving needs two hands!
Driving needs two hands!

300
00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:13,150
Eyo!

301
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,210
Why did you come back?

302
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:01,210
Amsterdam was too nice.
Study was too boring.

303
00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:05,040
'Too' is never good, says your grandmother.

304
00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:09,200
And you? Do you do an education?

305
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,240
No. Not currently.

306
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:25,040
And what does your mother think of that?

307
00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:27,070
My mother?

308
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,220
Do you have a good
relationship with her? -Mwah.

309
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:37,090
Are you still going back to Amsterdam?

310
00:34:39,090 --> 00:34:40,240
No.

311
00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:47,120
Amsterdam is so overrated.

312
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:54,140
Look! It's like a dick.

313
00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:00,090
Jesus. Gay.

314
00:35:38,210 --> 00:35:44,070
Manke Nelis? -Yes, that man
had a wooden leg. Hence.

315
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:49,020
I danced on that music with Jan. Just
before he went to heaven.

316
00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:52,070
It already 15 years ago.

317
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:57,200
Was a good man, though. But if I had
cooked diner, he never said anything.

318
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,160
Then I said: Jan, does it taste a bit?

319
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:05,010
And then he said: If it had not
tasted, I would have said it.

320
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:07,140
That kind of man, he was.

321
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:11,050
O God, that poor cat is almost at his live's end.

322
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:15,190
I told to that woman
at the veterinary clinic:

323
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:20,240
I do not want any agony for that animal.
Promptly she sprays him full of expensive junk.

324
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,200
Ans, 

325
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,160
we're going to Mokum sometime? -Who, us?

326
00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:29,050
Well no. At my age.

327
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,170
No? -No.

328
00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:33,140
No. No.

329
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:35,140
Well... No. Well...

330
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:37,190
Yes? Well... 

331
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:40,130
Oh, just as we talk about him.

332
00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:48,060
* This is silence, with no one around you *

333
00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:51,050
And you call that hard work?

334
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:55,130
Hey, I'm a social interior carer for elderly
people who need help. -Say, beware, you know.

335
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:58,080
Great guy, your new boyfriend.

336
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:04,160
* Because crying, you only do that *

337
00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:08,050
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bye! -Day.

338
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:11,180
Will you be careful, all these deseases nowadays?

339
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,120
Oh, did that 'Radar'-woman say something?

340
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,100
It's just me.

341
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,200
Tell. Are you in love?

342
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,020
You can not be serious.

343
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,070
I think he is a bit ordi. -How so?

344
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,130
Look.

345
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:34,090
That can not be Yad, it is very wrong.
- Will it be okay?

346
00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:38,230
What do you think mom is going to say?
"You're not my son anymore."

347
00:37:44,070 --> 00:37:48,070
Do be such a fucker?
Mama will certainly accept him.

348
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,080
She? Never. She hated Leo also.
She also utterly broke that.

349
00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:56,190
Just send him a heart. He is super cute.

350
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,060
He does have a bit of
stupid clothes, but...

351
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:02,120
Heart. Now!

352
00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:19,060
This was the last construction
project of my father.

353
00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:21,090
Beautiful.

354
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:26,000
He never could finish it.
He got a heart attack.

355
00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:29,240
And my mother got a lot of
money from the insurance.

356
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,200
How old were you when he died?
- Eleven, and a half.

357
00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:40,180
Do you miss him?

358
00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:51,220
I heard you wanted to sign
up for a surf lesson.

359
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:53,130
Yes that's right.

360
00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:58,090
And do you really want to surf, or was it an
excuse to be with me? -No, I think it's nice.

361
00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:00,060
Yes? -Yes.

362
00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:02,050
Yes? -Yes.

363
00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:05,200
It can't be that difficult?

364
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,190
It all goes well!

365
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:17,120
I can not do this. -Can not is dead, your
grandmother says. I'm going to help you.

366
00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:21,100
Not so angry.

367
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:28,050
Goes well.

368
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,030
Stand up, I'll keep it.

369
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,010
Find your balance.

370
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:36,120
Yes, look for your balance.

371
00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:39,180
Yes, is it?

372
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:46,170
Take it, and easy.

373
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:51,140
Easy, easy! Use your weight!
I am holding you.

374
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:56,180
Not from your back, from your knees. Yes?

375
00:39:56,230 --> 00:40:01,010
And this cute little ass forward. 
From here. Do you feel?

376
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:03,050
Yes, now I feel it.

377
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:15,220
Hand in the back, put on, put on the sail
until it is completely tight. And then tack!

378
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,200
What is that?

379
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,090
Right and left do not exist on the water. You
only have the sail in relation to the wind.

380
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:30,030
Well done. Very well. 
Really a little talent, isn't he?

381
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,210
What am I supposed to do with him?

382
00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:35,190
Yes, your mother will ask that also.

383
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:43,230
He is so sweet. -Me too!

384
00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:47,100
And fun. And fucking sweet. -Yes!

385
00:40:47,150 --> 00:40:51,120
You do not have a dick, my sweet titty!
- O cunt, is that it!

386
00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:54,240
Yes, cunt, yes. -I already
thought: What do I still miss?

387
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,020
Well done!

388
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,110


389
00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:11,120
I can take over a few lessons! -Chill.

390
00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:16,130
You like that, teaching? 
Man, if I could, I would take over the whole shop.

391
00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,100
You have to tack!

392
00:42:21,150 --> 00:42:28,030
Right and left does not exist on the water. You
only have the sail in relation to the wind!

393
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,000
I did not do that at all.

394
00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:43,180
Do you find me stupid?

395
00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:45,240
No.

396
00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:54,050
We've known each other for a while now,
right? I thought: Maybe I can treat you.

397
00:42:55,150 --> 00:42:57,220
At a dinner or something.

398
00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,120
If you want.

399
00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:03,060
Yes, I want that.

400
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,210
Do you know The American Diner? -Yes.

401
00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:17,230
OK. But then all the way. -Deal.

402
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,170
What a weird outfit. -I have a date!

403
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:32,090
Just behave normal! Say, are
you stoned or something?

404
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:36,130
Are you sober or something? -Sorry,
sorry, honey. Mum says sorry.

405
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:40,140
I'm going. To my friend. And it does not
Matter at all to us what you think of him.

406
00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:44,010
But I just got food from
the caterer, honey.

407
00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:47,070
Small children become big, mommy.

408
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:57,100
Yad, I have an appointment with
the loco at the town hall.

409
00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:04,140
Which will I weare, what do you think?
This, or this, what is a good taste?

410
00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:07,200
Usually you do not like my taste at all.

411
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,160
Work, dirty. Friends, below my level.

412
00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:17,010
Well, Leo, that was nothing.

413
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:21,130
Is this one, again nothing then?

414
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,140
Oh, is this him? -Sorry?

415
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,090
Did I know long ago, I'm not crazy.

416
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,000
So what?

417
00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:37,030
What? -What do you think about it?

418
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:43,050
Do you want to hear my opinion?
- Yes, please.

419
00:44:47,190 --> 00:44:50,040
I would not do it.

420
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:57,110
Just go, wearing your slip dress, ma.
Delivers more subsidy.

421
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,180
Yad!

422
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,100
Wow.

423
00:45:29,170 --> 00:45:31,130
Wow.

424
00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:34,040
Wow. Wow.

425
00:45:34,090 --> 00:45:37,050
Hey boy! Do you know how much time this took?

426
00:45:45,130 --> 00:45:47,100
Handsome man.

427
00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:52,140
Difficult man. Just be carefull.

428
00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:54,220


429
00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:59,190
Hey, guys. Look.

430
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:05,000
Look. They are filthy, dirty fagots, aren't they?
- Fagots, fagots.

431
00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:08,230
Mister halal, blink, blinker, blinker.
LAUGHTER

432
00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:13,220
Sure enough, these are
filthy, dirty, fagots, or not?

433
00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:17,090
Gay.

434
00:46:18,050 --> 00:46:22,060
Hey, they do not like pussies, do they?

435
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,060
Leave it, Joor.

436
00:46:30,010 --> 00:46:31,190
Sorry.

437
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,130
Sorry, honey.

438
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,030
Gay.

439
00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:46,210
That thing on your shirt, what's written there?

440
00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:53,170
Coq, girls, do you know
what that means? Coq?

441
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:59,140
Coq means dick, ladies. You
are completely wrong here.

442
00:46:59,190 --> 00:47:02,050
There just has to go a cock in there.

443
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:14,150
There just has to go ao cock in, jut has to go 
a cock in. -Fagot, just go leave us alone!

444
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,240
Yad, wait! - Was that really necessary?

445
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,090
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
What? Me?? Come on, man, they!

446
00:47:26,140 --> 00:47:29,040
Those guests are really not important at all!

447
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:33,230
You have to deal with them immeadeately, 
otherwise they will catch you!

448
00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:36,110
You would do that also?

449
00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:44,050
What do you think?
What you do is so fucking stupid.

450
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:52,030


451
00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:55,150
How was it? -Good.

452
00:47:57,150 --> 00:47:59,150
Yes, I hear it, yes.

453
00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:52,010
We used to fly a kite. -Flying, in Israel?

454
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:54,160
Syria. -I thought you were from Israel.

455
00:48:54,210 --> 00:48:57,220
No, Syrie. Do not bother
me where you come from.

456
00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:01,000
That sounds stupid.

457
00:49:01,050 --> 00:49:05,100
Yes, it does, where icome from?
That's what I meant.

458
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:28,120
What does your mother think of me?
- My mother?

459
00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,230
Fascinating.

460
00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:37,040
Well? 
Didn't ask her.

461
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:43,020
Important is what we think?
Fuck her, she's crazy.

462
00:49:45,010 --> 00:49:47,050
Shit.

463
00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:53,150
How so?

464
00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:59,240
Joris, this has eally nothing to do with you.

465
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,040
Oh, fine, it has nothing to do with me.
Now I am relieved.

466
00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:08,000
I think you are beautiful and nice and sweet, but I have
just returned and do not know if I want to be here.

467
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,110
Maybe I'll leave again.

468
00:50:12,230 --> 00:50:16,000
Look at us. This is not
going to happen, man.

469
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,060
I'm breaking up, man.

470
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,090
We can also just be friends.

471
00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:34,000
Just being friends, and what may that be, 
just being friends?

472
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,100
You're going to walk or something like that?

473
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,200
A showroom? -Yes.

474
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,210
A showroom with what? -Sanitary.

475
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:37,180
Leave me alone again.

476
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:41,100
Maastricht. What the hell.

477
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,150
Well, Dad, here we are.

478
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,220
Yad. -Hee. Can you help me for a moment?

479
00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:45,140
I was looking for activities
for children.

480
00:53:45,190 --> 00:53:49,080
Yad. Of the asylum centre, you know?

481
00:53:49,130 --> 00:53:52,060
Suddenly I thought: What if you are
going to give them surf lessons?

482
00:53:52,110 --> 00:53:55,000
Fun, just something with
water, not too difficult.

483
00:53:55,050 --> 00:54:00,140
Good idea, I finally can do something useful
with my hobby. -Yes, exactly, that is what I mean!

484
00:54:00,190 --> 00:54:06,000
Yes, useful, I mean for the children, because
here is water everywhere. For their safety.

485
00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:11,170
Yes, indeed mom. Imagine, have they survived that
awful boat trip, they are still drowning here.

486
00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:16,240
You know what? Just you go
to blow all day, right?

487
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,130
Messed up your education, well done!

488
00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:24,160
And don't forget my terribly wrong friends!
O, yes, don't get me start to talk about them.

489
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,120
Where are you going? 
I'm going to smoke.

490
00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:32,040
Yad, Maryam, easy.

491
00:54:33,030 --> 00:54:38,130
Mamma is not agry, just concerned about you.

492
00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:55,170
Worried? -Yes.

493
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:35,010
I didn't have tissues, here.

494
00:55:41,010 --> 00:55:43,150
What is this for crazy business?

495
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:51,200
Joris, I'm going to see Dr. Sevasani.
In Belgium, you know?

496
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,090
That may take a while.

497
00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:57,190
Joor? Joris?

498
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,040
Joor!

499
00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:06,110


500
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:09,200
Joor?

501
00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:33,050
The new Paula.

502
00:57:49,130 --> 00:57:52,010


503
00:58:23,230 --> 00:58:29,050
Does Yad find me stupid? That is
an interesting question, Joris.

504
00:58:53,010 --> 00:58:56,220
Oh, sweet boy. Hey? Yes.

505
00:58:57,020 --> 00:59:00,010
Mummy's sweet boy, hey.

506
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,230


507
00:59:25,010 --> 00:59:28,110


508
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,100
I'm not going to go to that scammer again.

509
01:00:29,150 --> 01:00:33,200
Yes, I already told you, mega-buger.
Bungler.

510
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,180
Have you been drinking?
Yes and quit a lot.

511
01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:45,020
You too?
I wish that was true.

512
01:00:56,230 --> 01:00:58,230
Is it over?

513
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:01,170
What do you mean?

514
01:01:03,010 --> 01:01:06,220
Come sit with your mother. 
Come over here, honey.

515
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:23,030
It is better this way, honey. To much
difference between the both of you.

516
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,070
Differences?

517
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:29,240
Different? Like you and dad, right?

518
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:33,100
Your underwear is inside out.

519
01:01:42,110 --> 01:01:44,240
You have Dad's buttocks.

520
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:02,010
Stay in the middle of the board and not too far
forward. Not too far forward! Because why?

521
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:06,080
Because otherwise you fall into it.
So why not? Otherwise...

522
01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:09,130
You fall into the water. -Very well. Thank you.

523
01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:14,080
Grab your paddle. Make sure
your right arm is here.

524
01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:18,040
At shoulder height. And your
left arm at waist level.

525
01:02:18,090 --> 01:02:21,140
Not lik this, but like this! Because?

526
01:02:21,190 --> 01:02:24,220
You fall into the water.
- Very good, he understands.

527
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:30,020
I think I do not like it anymore.
- Yad, do you have a minute?

528
01:02:31,070 --> 01:02:34,210
Go ahead, boys! Very good, get it right.

529
01:02:35,010 --> 01:02:38,110
I think you better go home, okay? Yes?

530
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:44,210
OK. Yes, we're going on! Grab
your paddle, very well.

531
01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:46,220
Just stand on the board.

532
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:04,220
Nice, that movie.

533
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:07,140
Ho!

534
01:03:09,150 --> 01:03:11,150
Just one, you know.

535
01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:19,170
Long time ago. The last time was with your dad.

536
01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:23,160
THE HOST

537
01:03:23,210 --> 01:03:26,210
So, strong stuff nowadays.

538
01:03:27,010 --> 01:03:29,000


539
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,020
Hey, Grandma.

540
01:03:34,030 --> 01:03:36,080
Yes, I am on my way. -What?

541
01:03:36,130 --> 01:03:39,220
Jodokus is not doing well. -Oh, sweet Jesus.

542
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:47,050
Yad was with me this morning.
Was not feeling comfortable.

543
01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:49,030
So yes?

544
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:52,220
Sweetie, quarrel occurs even in the best marriages.

545
01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:55,150
Wedding? I'm not married to him.

546
01:03:55,200 --> 01:04:00,150
We had no click at all. And he
does not even like that much, so.

547
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:04,010
Ahh. This cat's body is completely gone.

548
01:04:04,060 --> 01:04:06,080
Even Blind Maupie can see that.

549
01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:10,050
Do you have any special wishes? 
Spcecial wishes?

550
01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:13,210
Yes, more love between the people.

551
01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:19,030
I mean burial or cremation. You
can choose a group cremation.

552
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:24,080
But he can also be cremated alone. Then you get an
urn with the his ashes. -No, no, no urn.

553
01:04:24,130 --> 01:04:28,200
Death is dead, gone is gone. -You
want to leave him here? -Yes.

554
01:04:33,030 --> 01:04:37,240
You've had a nice life with
me, do you, my big guy? Yes.

555
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,090
Do not want a new one? -And then?

556
01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:46,020
At my age you no longer take new pets.

557
01:04:46,070 --> 01:04:51,060
Well, come on, we're taking
a drink, big guy.

558
01:04:58,070 --> 01:05:00,110
Well, cheers.

559
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,240
Grandma?

560
01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:12,080
Was mom ever crazy about daddy?

561
01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:18,120
Not only just her, half Almere. That
made her just just so stinking jealous.

562
01:05:18,170 --> 01:05:22,140
Especially on that Belinda,
with that immense boobs.

563
01:05:22,190 --> 01:05:27,190
Then your mother also started to do surgery.
But was she crazy about Dad?

564
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:33,000
More than that. Completely in love with him.

565
01:05:33,050 --> 01:05:39,010
Ah, my sweet boy. Let me tell you this:
you cannot send love, love sends you.

566
01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:44,110
You get that one on a tile, for your birthday.

567
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:54,200
Just go to him, look him straight in the
eyes. Instead of always looking on those devices.

568
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,020
He never wants to see me again. -I did
not get that impression otherwise.

569
01:05:59,070 --> 01:06:02,020
Boy, never say never.

570
01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:12,150
Ugh, just port for me. -You are
just like your mother.

571
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:19,160
Grandma, do you have any
pictures of Dad and me?

572
01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:22,150
No, sorry, honey. I have nothing.

573
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,080


574
01:06:30,130 --> 01:06:32,090
That is for me!

575
01:06:32,140 --> 01:06:35,110
That is Ankie, or Fleur.

576
01:06:38,050 --> 01:06:40,010
Ah.

577
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:48,070
I have to speak to Yad.
- Oh yeah? About what?

578
01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:58,080
He is not at home.

579
01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:04,210
He is gone walking. Surf. So.

580
01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:14,200
So you don't like me?

581
01:07:20,230 --> 01:07:22,230
You don't even know me.

582
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:41,190
Do that never again!?
So cowardly.

583
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:07,060
Jesus, what a rubbish.

584
01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:11,140
Taste is something you can learn, ma.

585
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:20,200
Has this garment been laying in the abattoir?
It looks like a bloodbath.

586
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:39,170
Say, what happened to Gerlof's stuff?
Because that boy asked about it.

587
01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:41,230
Do not interfere with my upbringing, ma.

588
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:45,130
As long as you keep doing that
way, I will have to.

589
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:49,040
That child craves for a bit of mother love.

590
01:08:49,090 --> 01:08:54,140
Mother's love? Seriously, ma? Wait a second.

591
01:08:55,220 --> 01:09:00,080
Where were you at that time,
when Gerlof was with Belinda...

592
01:09:00,130 --> 01:09:02,090
Well? - Your father was just...

593
01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:07,040
No, not that weak excuse 'your father
died'. He had been dead for two years.

594
01:09:07,090 --> 01:09:12,220
Your own daughter was completely in the destruction
and you were nowhere. Mother's love, my ass.

595
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:17,210
Madam, you're not allowed to smoke here.

596
01:09:18,010 --> 01:09:22,140
This is not smoke. This is very fake,
just like all that rubbish here.

597
01:09:22,190 --> 01:09:26,010
So, now you hear someone else saying it.

598
01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:46,060
It's from the storage shed.

599
01:09:46,230 --> 01:09:50,090
It's nothing, just all old stuff.

600
01:09:51,090 --> 01:09:54,120
Old stuff? -Yes, stuff.

601
01:09:54,170 --> 01:09:58,060
Mess, your dad lp's.

602
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:05,090
You have been lying
to me all those years?

603
01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:13,170
All those fucking years saying, everything
was gone? -I just saved everything for you?

604
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:18,010
I never do it the right way. -Never say never.

605
01:10:31,170 --> 01:10:34,020


606
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:22,200
Hey, is he at home?

607
01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:38,180


608
01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:22,100
Do not you dare. Do not you dare!

609
01:12:22,150 --> 01:12:25,060
So, it's your turn.

610
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:29,160
X-rated, X-rated. There it goes.

611
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,140
No!

612
01:12:33,190 --> 01:12:35,190
Aah!

613
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:38,010
Aah! 

614
01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:42,030
Nice buttocks.

615
01:12:48,060 --> 01:12:50,150
How did you get here? -Your mom.

616
01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:01,010
This is my father.

617
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,220
Nice huh?

618
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:25,080
Aah! 

619
01:13:26,210 --> 01:13:28,140
Come here.

620
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:34,010
Sorry. Just go. -No, you go.

621
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,200
Sorry.

622
01:14:07,030 --> 01:14:11,180
Are you dating now? Or, ehm, what is going on?

623
01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:14,040
Yes. -Yes?

624
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:25,000
Memories. In 1943, I was also walking
here with my girlfriend, Sasha.

625
01:14:25,050 --> 01:14:29,170
There were suddenly eight people in the
middle of the bridge. I was shocked.

626
01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:33,170
Sudenly, one of those soldiers gave
me a piece of chocolate.

627
01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:39,180
Of course, I had to beat it out of his paws, but
I did not dare. I thought that was scary.

628
01:14:39,230 --> 01:14:43,120
So I walk on, with my chocolate in my hand,
in the direction of Kerkstraat.

629
01:14:43,170 --> 01:14:49,220
Andin the Kerkstraat I finally dare to
look. Completely melted. From the nerves.

630
01:14:50,020 --> 01:14:53,040
I did it anyway. Yes.

631
01:14:58,230 --> 01:15:02,070
Well, guys, it's my birthday, my birthday!

632
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:07,020
The whole world is a complete mess,
but we have to keep smiling.

633
01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:09,050
That's the ways. 
It really is, isn't it?

634
01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:14,200
O. I was a weird man. A very weird man.

635
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,240
But....

636
01:15:19,030 --> 01:15:21,110
No, well, look at that!

637
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,060
Child, honey!

638
01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:27,070
Congratulations Grandma!

639
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:29,190
These are for you. -O, what a bouquet.

640
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,080
I'm not dead yet, you know.
Well 80 years, is not nothing.

641
01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:36,060
Come, croquette? -O delicious.
Damn, what a surprise!

642
01:15:36,110 --> 01:15:40,100
* She will live long, she
will live for a long time

643
01:15:40,150 --> 01:15:44,010
* She will live in the
gloria for a long time

644
01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:47,170
* In the gloria

645
01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:51,160
* In the gloria *

646
01:15:51,210 --> 01:15:54,020
Hip Hip, hooray!

647
01:15:54,070 --> 01:15:56,110
Hip Hip, hooray!

648
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:00,100
I become sentimental on my old days.

649
01:16:00,150 --> 01:16:02,190
With all my heart, ma. My dear.

650
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:05,140
What a surprise, is not it?

651
01:16:05,190 --> 01:16:08,070
Oh, boy, come.

652
01:16:12,060 --> 01:16:15,100
Honey, you have to blow, you know!

653
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,010
Hey, cozy, hey, ma!

654
01:16:21,230 --> 01:16:24,240
That boy is worth gold, that you have to know.

655
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:29,040
Is that so? -Yes. -Well, then
I'm going to sell him right away.

656
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:35,020
Ah, make us a nice dish of croquettes.
Let poverty get the plague.

657
01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:41,100
Another gift? Really?

658
01:16:41,150 --> 01:16:44,160
It is a tile. -Is it a tile, boy?

659
01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:46,210
Well, I'm curious.

660
01:16:47,010 --> 01:16:51,000
Love does not let itself
be sent, it sends you.

661
01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:53,240
And that is the way it is. Yes, look at that.
Nice, isn't it?

662
01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:22,030
Ah!

663
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,120
Easy now, dude.

664
01:17:24,170 --> 01:17:26,100
Just kidding.

665
01:17:38,150 --> 01:17:41,210
Hey old man, we go now.

666
01:17:42,010 --> 01:17:45,000
Mom, for you to do the last honour.

667
01:18:37,070 --> 01:18:39,190
He doesn't want to come out.

668
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:44,070
Papa has become a stone clog.
- What a rascal, isn't he?

669
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:50,210
Go, and help her. -Yes Yes.

670
01:18:52,150 --> 01:18:55,010
Come, give it to me.

671
01:19:07,230 --> 01:19:12,070
You're looking more and more like your father.
- And you're looking more like your mother.

672
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:31,220
My dearest, just to tell you...

673
01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:36,170
but someone told me recently, you can
get cancer from those electric cigarettes.

674
01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:40,100
I do not know who told me that?
That women from 'Radar.

675
01:19:44,150 --> 01:19:49,040
No'. no. She from 'Kassa'! I am
not completely crazy.

676
01:19:51,010 --> 01:19:53,050
Yes!

677
01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:55,190
Woeh!

678
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:59,160


679
01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:13,210
Yes, nice.

680
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:16,020
Yummy! -Ouch! -O, sorry.

681
01:20:16,070 --> 01:20:18,080
Sorry.

682
01:20:18,130 --> 01:20:20,120
Ouch, ouch.

683
01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:23,010


684
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:26,200
Where are you going?

685
01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:53,030
Translated from Teletekst into English.
First correction: MLH, March 2018