1 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,849 All personnel report to stations. 2 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,718 All personnel report to stations. 3 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,954 Biometric not recognized. 4 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,874 Didn't know you were a lefty, Bob. 5 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,948 You have five seconds to present alternative identification. 6 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:29,423 Five, four, three... 7 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:31,842 Access granted. 8 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,130 Caution. Atmosphere unstable. 9 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,031 There can be only one... 10 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,539 Whosoever possesses the book 11 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,041 shall wield such magicks. 12 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,808 Emily must have loved having you around. 13 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,143 - Always fixing things. - She did. 14 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,687 Well, towards the end. 15 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,189 The only thing I couldn't fix was us. 16 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:29,358 And the downstairs toilet. 17 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,277 Can I ask what happened? 18 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,904 Yeah, I just think a lifetime of heavy twos 19 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,948 just kind of smashed the system up. 20 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:39,118 - Oh, no, I meant between you and Emily. - Oh, sorry. 21 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,287 I left. 22 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:44,707 Just felt like she was keeping something from me. 23 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,252 Fellas, we've got a mission. 24 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,462 Helen said we'd been contacted with a lead, 25 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,673 by some new subscriber called JoJo74. 26 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,010 - JoJo74. - Yeah. Inbox. 27 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,803 Click it. 28 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,681 JoJo74 said this was taken this morning 29 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,767 - in a place called Bodmin. - Bodmin? 30 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,394 The Bodmin? 31 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,229 "Bodmin Moor in Cornwall" Bodmin? 32 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:09,815 I don't know, but that's a big, bloody cat. 33 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,984 Yeah, one might call it a beast. 34 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,780 Beast of Bodmin Moor. 35 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,533 Beast of Bodmin Moor. 36 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,829 Listen, you said it was big. What scale are you using? 37 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,664 That tree looks like a full grown 38 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:28,292 quercus ellipsoidalis, about 10 meters tall. 39 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,127 We can establish how big that cat is 40 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,879 using the tree as a reference. 41 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,882 How come you know so much about trees? 42 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,550 Oh, I used to work for family of tree surgeons couple years back. 43 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,969 What is your best guesstimate for the size of this cat? 44 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:43,432 Six feet, nose to tail, give or take. 45 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,101 - It's a big boy. - It's a big boy. 46 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,354 What say you we head down to Cornwall 47 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,690 and capture ourselves a big cat? 48 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:52,942 Fuck that. 49 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,861 No, on video. We do it on video. 50 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,948 Oh, yeah. That's all right, then. 51 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:10,084 Here we are, Terry. The jump-off. 52 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,795 From here, we shall leave this place and start again... 53 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,296 on Eternis. 54 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,547 Eternis. 55 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,049 We're so close now. 56 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,592 Yes... 57 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:21,637 we are, Terry. 58 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,351 Just not you. 59 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,687 What do you mean? 60 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,648 Not everyone can make the transfer, Terry. 61 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,859 Some of us need to make a different sacrifice. 62 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:39,029 And you... you've been chosen. 63 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,699 Why? Why me? 64 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,908 Thank you. 65 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,130 I love you, Terry. 66 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,756 You know that, don't you? 67 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:11,729 - The range has improved. - Good. 68 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,605 Because of Terry and his like, 69 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,232 we will be able to make the transition. 70 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,944 Let's take a brief moment 71 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,628 to cherish the gift Terry has offered us. 72 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,410 Okay. 73 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,871 Make sure you burn that before you get rid of it, will you? 74 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,998 Just gonna go and get a cappuccino. 75 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,285 - What's that? - Careful. It's a spirit pod. 76 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,342 - You're up early. - Yeah, well, if you must know, 77 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,470 got an over active hemorrhoid. 78 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,223 Oh, look at her. 79 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,309 She's beautiful. 80 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,103 You know, you can teach yourself not to think about it, 81 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:56,106 you forget it even, but once in a while, 82 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,193 it's just very, very painful. 83 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,280 Are we talking about Emily or your hemorrhoid? 84 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,574 Emily, you daft twit. 85 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,035 But admittedly, it could apply to both. 86 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,997 "HMS Darkside" ready for pre-flight checks. 87 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,124 Oh, hang on. You going out again? 88 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,709 You know I am. 89 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,795 Well, what if I was to fall over an die? 90 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,214 Ah, you know... It's nature's away, isn't it? 91 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,548 Listen, Helen's gonna come over 92 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,954 and cut some videos for the channel. 93 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,468 - Oh, she's coming over now? - Yeah. 94 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,429 Well, I like Helen, 'cause she gets me. 95 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,640 - She just pulled up. - Oh, bollocks. 96 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,602 Better make myself presentable. 97 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,145 Oh, come on. 98 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,773 Oh, come on. 99 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,416 Oh, oh. 100 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,613 Come on. Oh, bollocks. 101 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:49,910 Hey, guys. So... Where shall I set up? 102 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,122 Ooh! Can I drive "Darkside"? 103 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,707 No, you're never gonna drive "Darkside." 104 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,847 Hello, Gus Roberts's phone. Gus Roberts speaking. 105 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,183 Gus, it's Dave. I'm gonna give Elton a call as well, 106 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,257 but I'd thought I'd start with the brains of the operation. 107 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,479 Yeah, Elton's actually here with me. 108 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,469 - Dave, you're on speakerphone. - Hello, Dave. 109 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,651 And then move on to the sheer, bloody charisma and good looks. 110 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,319 Thanks, Dave. 111 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:27,114 Well, employees socializing on the weekend, 112 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,992 that certainly puts a "Smyle" on my face. 113 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,618 Yeah, we're taking "HMS Darkside" 114 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,787 - on a little weekend jaunt. - Don't tell him. 115 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,456 Let me assure you that I will not be invoicing 116 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,375 the company for any fuel that we use. 117 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,157 I will rely on my own private fuel. 118 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,546 You shall do no such thing, Gus. 119 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,465 I'm sure Smyle wouldn't begrudge its two top employees 120 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,634 a little extra-curricular team-building activity. 121 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,345 - Did you say "top employees"? - I did. 122 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,055 That's exactly why I'm calling. 123 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,559 You, gentlemen, have received the most Smyle points this month 124 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,019 by a country mile. 125 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,771 Lovely. Very encouraging. Thank you, Dave. 126 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,607 So, where are you off to? 127 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,276 - Bodmin Moor. - Bodmin? The Bodmin? 128 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,612 "Bodmin Moor in Cornwall" Bodmin? 129 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,364 Are you two hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive beast? 130 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,128 Well, it's not just us. Astrid's here, too. 131 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,619 Oh, yes, that strange, little pixie girl... 132 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,997 - Hi, Dave. - ...who so enchanted me when I met her. 133 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,166 All right then. Well, have a great time. 134 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,501 And try not to get mauled to death. 135 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,337 Good-bye. 136 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,225 Bjorn? 137 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:38,852 Bjorn? 138 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,606 Join us this week 139 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,400 from peaceful Bodmin, 140 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,862 the jewel in the Dorset Coast's crown. 141 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,578 Once Private Atkins' spirit had been transported 142 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,830 into this ellexatron machine, 143 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:03,085 he took over the primary functions of the ellexatron, 144 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,711 and he made sure no signal got out, 145 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:08,966 no phone, no radio, no telephone, 146 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,218 no Wi-Fi, no signal... 147 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,939 - Tea? - Uh, yeah. 148 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,276 That'd be... That'd be nice. Oh, you look smart. 149 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,194 Are you popping out somewhere? 150 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,988 Well, I like to maintain a degree 151 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,115 of sartorial elegance around the house. 152 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,452 I mean, what are we, if we can't have a bit of class? 153 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,579 I mean, there's no excuse for looking like a cunt. 154 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,543 Hmm. Well, do you mind if I keep you company? 155 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,837 No, I'd really appreciate that. 156 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,672 I only ever see Elton. 157 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,508 Well, I only ever see Gus. 158 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,969 I thought you got all your friends on your video, right? 159 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,221 All my friends are virtual. 160 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,682 Oh. All my friends are dead. 161 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,356 Must be close. We've been in Bodmin for a while now. 162 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,693 Yeah. We need to find the exact location the picture was taken. 163 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,946 Ooh, this building in the picture looks like a Happy Eater. 164 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,728 Have a little "snackeroonie" before we start? 165 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,616 Yeah, good luck. 166 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,660 That building has probably been abandoned 167 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,620 - for over 20 years. - How do you know? 168 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,539 Because Happy Eater went bust in 1997. 169 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,084 Hmm. What a shame. I used to love an eggy bender. 170 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:29,254 Oh, sorry, but, uh, eggy bender was Wimpy. 171 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:32,007 Was it? I thought they did the royal breakfast. 172 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,010 Nope. That was Little Chef. 173 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,304 I spent two weeks as a line cook 174 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,847 at the Oxford Bypass services. 175 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,808 Of course, you did. All right. 176 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,132 I think it is up here on the left. 177 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,655 Helen, may I ask you a question? 178 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,200 Uh, yeah, of course. 179 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,660 I don't mean to be patronizing, 180 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,747 but you seem to be quite a fragile thing. 181 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,791 Are you ill? 182 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,877 Um, guess I am. 183 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,505 Got quite a few things wrong with me. 184 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,049 Um, my ankle, my wrist. 185 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,760 I get tired. I get anxious. 186 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,262 - What are you anxious about? - Everything. 187 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,140 Makes it hard to make friends. 188 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,477 Oh, yeah, I had a friend once. 189 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,896 We used to play chess every Saturday morning. 190 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,733 Yeah, he was very interesting. 191 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,822 He lost both legs. 192 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,491 The retaking of Goose Green. 193 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,786 - Poor guy. - Yeah. 194 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,789 Funny thing was is his nickname was Stumpy 195 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,167 before it all happened. 196 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,796 Just didn't feel like I could call him that after. 197 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,965 What did you call him? 198 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,883 Knobby No-Legs. 199 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,511 I don't know what happened to him. 200 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,888 We must have had a falling out. 201 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,892 Can I ask you a question? 202 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,562 Of course. 203 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,148 What's wrong with your eye? 204 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,024 Ah, just gammy for the mo. 205 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,111 Why? Is it putting you off your biscuits? 206 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:18,697 No. 207 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,368 I know. Why don't we pop out and have a brunch? 208 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,120 Mmm. Yeah, 209 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,665 I can't really do rooms full of strangers eating. 210 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,334 - Sorry. - Well, um, why don't we order in? 211 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:36,006 - I mean, what do you fancy? - Hmm. Italian? 212 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,759 - Chinese. - I know just the place. 213 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,429 Ah! That Happy Eater smell! 214 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:46,975 Chips, animal fat, disinfectant. 215 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,685 - Lovely. - Oh, there it is. 216 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,228 There it is. 217 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:53,899 Okay, well, look, let's shoot an intro, 218 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,597 and then let's start chumming the area with cat food, okay? 219 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,943 I'll shoot it. 220 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,112 - I'm happy not to be on camera. - Okay. 221 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,740 - I'll direct. - What qualifications do you have? 222 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,242 I did a media studies course at Middlesex University. 223 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,870 You're probably over qualified. Where do you want me? 224 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:11,208 Well, how about right there? The light's good. 225 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,876 - Um, Elton. - Mm-hmm? 226 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,962 Can you leave some space on the right side of frame? 227 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,757 - We can overlay graphics in post. - Got it, Chief. 228 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,926 - Should we work out what I'm gonna say? - Action! 229 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,678 This place... 230 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,640 raised by cheeky, chubby, happy ponies... 231 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,808 is Bodmin Moor... 232 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,685 the jewel in Cornwall's 233 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,646 already jewel-laden crown. 234 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,356 Cornwall, Kernow 235 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,900 as she's known here in local Cornish tongue, 236 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:41,279 is a ancient county rich in mystical heritage. 237 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,741 Over this way, her two highest peaks... 238 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,661 Rough Tor and the slightly more impressive Brown Willy. 239 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,995 Oh, come on. 240 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,830 - Not cool. - Sorry. 241 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:54,292 But it's here in the parking lot of this deserted Happy Eater 242 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,128 that today I come to dine upon my truth. 243 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,759 And cut. Lovely work. 244 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,761 - Yeah? - Yeah. 245 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,639 All right, let's get ourselves a bit cut, yeah? Let's go. 246 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,003 - Seriously. Good job. - Thanks, man. Cheers. 247 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,771 Well, I must say, the sweet and sour prawn ball pizza 248 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,607 was quite an experience. 249 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,317 Can I get a closer look at your eye? 250 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:20,569 Really? 251 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,320 - Yeah. - Okay. 252 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,573 Okay. 253 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:29,035 Yeah, I think I first noticed it when I came back from that 254 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,162 "con-con-con-com" place. 255 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,583 Think there might be a little puncture wound. 256 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,042 Oh, really? 257 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,961 Do you remember being poked in the eye 258 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,838 by a sharp object recently? 259 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,552 No, not that I recall. 260 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,958 Would you mind if I take a photo of it? 261 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,014 It's just that, if I could reproduce it, 262 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,809 it would make a great look for a rage zombie cosplay... 263 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,645 I don't understand what you said, 264 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:59,274 but, you know, I trust you, so... yes. 265 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,775 Okay. Thank you. 266 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,738 And I'm gonna get a bit closer. 267 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,698 Got it. Bingo. Thank you so much. 268 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:07,824 Here, puss puss. 269 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:13,038 Pussy, pussy. 270 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,332 It's well spooky out, eh? 271 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,875 Keep your eyes peeled. 272 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,461 JoJo74 said she saw the beast today. 273 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,546 Uh, guys. 274 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,633 Wow! Look at this! 275 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,843 - That poo? - Yeah. 276 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,595 It's amazing. 277 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,306 - Turn over on this. - Yeah, okay. 278 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:35,018 - You wanna get closer? - Um, I'll zoom. I'll zoom. 279 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603 Oh, fine. 280 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,313 And turning. 281 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,607 Something very big has come this way. 282 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,150 This spore, 283 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,778 almost certainly a large, feline number two. 284 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,656 - The number of the beast? - What are you saying? 285 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,909 - Num... Just a joke. - Something funny? 286 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,148 If you're not gonna take this seriously, 287 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:52,911 just go wait in the van. 288 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,913 Sorry. It was just a joke. 289 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,458 Here. Take this. 290 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,877 Baggie up. Pop it in your little knapsack. 291 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,837 - Oh, come on, mate. - Well, come on. 292 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,009 Oh, my God. 293 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,886 Big one, isn't it? 294 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,846 So thick. 295 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,310 Let me touch it. 296 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,062 Oh. 297 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,730 Oh, my God. 298 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,149 It's so rich. It's like Play-Doh. 299 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,113 - Stop, that's disgusting. - It's 23 degree "C." 300 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,445 It's incred... 301 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,072 What the fuck? 302 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,458 Should we split up? 303 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,377 No! It'll hunt the most vulnerable. 304 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,005 I don't want anything to happen to... Bloody hell. 305 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,632 How'd it get in front of us? 306 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,175 Maybe there's two of them. 307 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,915 It's not the Beasts of Bodmin Moor, is it? 308 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,054 So how can it be in two places? 309 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,599 Shit! Run! 310 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,674 Let's just run to the van. 311 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,854 Fuck the van. Get inside. 312 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,026 Come on! 313 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,904 Out of the way! 314 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,824 What are you doing? 315 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,956 - Come on! Come on! - Got it. 316 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,167 - Yes! - Let's go! 317 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,266 - Where'd you learn to do that? - Brownies. 318 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,725 Put that in your bag. 319 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,437 Fuck is this? 320 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:53,698 How long has this place been deserted? 321 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,617 Not that long by the looks of it. 322 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,439 Oh, prawn cocktail. Let's bust you out of there. 323 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,070 Guys? 324 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,113 What did you do? 325 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,088 What is it with you and secret doors? 326 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,020 Hey, since when did you lead the way? 327 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,107 Since I started getting chased by a lion. 328 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,535 - You okay? - Yeah. 329 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,419 Oh, wow. 330 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,088 Wow. 331 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,567 I knew it. 332 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,986 - What? - There's no beast. 333 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,988 So who's shit is this in my backpack? 334 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:00,325 Lookie there. 335 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,619 That's the cat from the photograph. 336 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,871 Someone's playing a joke on us. 337 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:09,250 Why go to all this trouble? What's the endgame? 338 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,215 JoJo74, I presume. 339 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,010 The Truth Seekers. 340 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,512 I was rather hoping 341 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,473 you'd be the ones to crack this case. 342 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,642 Most people just turn tail and run. 343 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,645 - Who are you? - I'm everyone that doesn't walk through this room 344 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,356 with their eyes and ears closed. 345 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,776 Nice library you have here. 346 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,195 "Le San's Spirit Index" and... 347 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,698 "Benson's Guide to Beyond." 348 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:45,411 Ah! Of course, a bit of Dr. Peter Toynbee as well. 349 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,621 That hack. 350 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,666 I find it quite compelling. 351 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,418 Gus, I've watched your videos. You're good, 352 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,963 but you're just scratching the surface. 353 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,422 There's a bigger world out there, 354 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,925 more that can be found in a Toynbee. 355 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,719 The Portland case was impressive, but did it occur to you 356 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,542 your efforts there may have been counterproductive? 357 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,682 Counterproductive? How? 358 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,142 I find it ironic that you work for the very forces 359 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,478 perpetuating our enslavement. 360 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,356 - Smyle. - Smyle! 361 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,192 That signal you so diligently distribute across the land 362 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,944 now at nearly 100% coverage. 363 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,948 Did you ever stop to think about its true purpose? 364 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:25,410 A means to manipulate our brainwaves. 365 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,161 Keep us pliable. 366 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,539 Even the basic package? 367 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,792 Well, how do you know I won't just expose you, you know? 368 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,115 Tell the world about your hoax? 369 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,755 You could, but you wouldn't. 370 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,841 There's a storm coming. 371 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,594 You have to open your eyes and see who the puppet masters are. 372 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,763 You've seen the spike in paranormal events. 373 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,432 It's happening all over. 374 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,934 Someone is making it happen. 375 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,728 Someone you may need to stand up to. 376 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,689 Why should we trust you? 377 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,525 Because I'm the same as you, a truth seeker. 378 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,070 She got a shank! She got a shank! 379 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,031 Please, stay in touch. 380 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,365 I'll give you my number. 381 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,807 I thought you'd be well off the grid. 382 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,121 It's a Nokia 7110. I may as well be. 383 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,877 Please don't blow my cover. 384 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,755 I may be hiding behind a lie, 385 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,008 but the truth is all I have. 386 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,969 - Okay. - You should go. 387 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,388 Yeah, okay. 388 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:30,141 Okay, good-bye. 389 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,560 Don't forget your bag, mate. 390 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,520 I was just gonna leave it here, to be honest. 391 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,190 It's just a shit bag now anyway. 392 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:40,234 - Bye. - Yes. Okay. 393 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,913 - Take care. Bye. - Bye! 394 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,763 What the heck? 395 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,567 That's weird. 396 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,989 Despite not seeing the beast, 397 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,938 we definitely encountered something up on the moors, 398 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,952 and experience none of us here at Truth Seekers 399 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,537 will ever forget. 400 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,664 But for now, though, this mystery remains 401 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,250 unsolved.