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Guillermo, I want you to go

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tomorrow, and I want you to get

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some of those things
that humans use for smelling.

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Rhymes with "hoses."

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Noses?

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No. It's a green, spiky stick.

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You know, with the colors
on the top.

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You got the red.
"I love you.

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- Here's some..."
- Roses.

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Roses, yes.

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The Baron's attic has got a bitof a dank whiff.

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Since the Baron arrived,

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things have been very stressful.

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That's our familiar.

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He's staying in our attic
at the moment, and

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that's a lot of storage space
that we-we can't use.

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When is he going
to leave, anyway?

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Shh, Nadja!

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Guillermo.

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Well, pull it, then.

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- Oh!
- Too loud!

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- He needs to pipe down with that.
- Yes.

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- When will he leave?
- Shh.

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Nadja, you must keep
your voice down, my darling.

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Oh, for goodness' sake,
I'm not scared of him.

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Oh...

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The Baron has awakened?

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Sorry, was that a yes?

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- Was it a nod?
- No, I asked and she went,

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she went and did this.

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That is a nod,
I've seen her do it before.

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What, this? Like this?

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- He's awake.
- He's awake.

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Oh, he's awake.

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All right, I-I can feel

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his energy, it's very dark
and angry, and I think

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it's pointed at you guys.

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Hate to be you guys.

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["You're Dead"
by Norma Tanega playing]

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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪

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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪

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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪

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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪

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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪

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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪

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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪

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♪ You're dead
and out of this world. ♪

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In Europe, a couple of centuries
ago, the Baron was a fun guy.

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And we got up to some
very messy business together.

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- Yes.
- Problem is,

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he's turned up recently

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with what only can be describedas
pretty old-fashioned ideas.

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He's obsessed with the idea
ofvampires taking over all humans,

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which, at first, you're like,
"Oh, that's a cool idea,"

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but then, after a while,
it's like,

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"Sorry, why are we doing this?"

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Yeah.

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You can bet your balls
he's gonna be furious

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we haven't come up
with a conquering plan.

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Maybe he's not angry.

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Maybe he's just wanting a chat?

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Get up with the latest
vampire gossip.

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That's highly unlucky, Nandor.

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The man's a fucking psychopath.

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I think he's going
to kill us all.

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That's more likely.

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Baron, we are here.

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But there's really no needfor
any kind of grand entrance.

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Or j-just do your bit...
That's fine, too.

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♪ In nomine Patris... ♪

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My slumber is...

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complete.

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Great.
Uh, we weren't sure

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that you wanted us
to conquer the whole

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of North America, or just, you
know, maybe a couple streets?

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Silence!

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I have heard so much of
the wonders of this New World,

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yet I have seen of it
not but this attic.

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Uh, would you like us
to get you a TV?

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No.

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I want to see the sights.

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I want a night on the town.

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A night on the town?

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Really? I mean,
won't that be a bit difficult

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with your, um...?

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Oh.

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You were saying?

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No, but I'm sure
we can help you fit in.

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Marvelous.

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Ah, relax.

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This is going to be fun.

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No.

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Oh, that's the documentary crew.

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We are so sorry that...

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our houseguest ate
your sound recordist.

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This... what is this
"conquering America" stuff?

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He's going to get us killed.

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Not unless he tries
to kill us himself first.

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- He threw me straight across the room.
- Most importantly, we are...

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that he ate
your sound recordist.

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That was very...

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Yeah. Wasn't very cool.
We'll, uh,

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we'll make sure
we look after you people.

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And how are we going to do that?

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I don't know, uh...

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Of course it's a trap.

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Why would the Baron want
to go on a night out?

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Because he wants to know howmuch
of America we've conquered.

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And when he finds out thatwe've
just conquered our street

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and part of Ashley Street,
he's going to kill us.

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But if we seriously think
he's gonna "quack" us...

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- Which we do.
- Then we should "quack" him first.

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You want us to quackhim?

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If you think he's gonna
"whack" us first, yes.

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Laszlo, be quiet. We will not
discuss this any further.

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It is the greatest violation

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of the unnatural order
by which we live.

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Also, can he even die?

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Oh, my...

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You happy now? You just scared

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the shit out of all three of us?

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Hmm? You don't knock anymore?

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Is this the new you? Hmm?

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Sorry, I just wanted to inform
you that the Baron's ready.

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- Oh.
- God...

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He's really terrifying.

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Yes, okay, well, we all are,
we are vampires.

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Well...

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Eh.

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Get out.

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We shall call this night
Operation...

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Accidentally Kill the Baron.

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Absolutely not. At least think
of a different name.

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This conversation
never happened.

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She keeps looking at me.

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Don't look at her.

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Bloody hell,
he's wearing two ruffs.

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- Let our grand evening
on the town commence.

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- Yes! Very good.
- Yes.

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Yes, uh, this is what
you're going to wear?

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Is it not right?

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Y-Yes, I mean, you look
the... dog's knackers.

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But, um, where we come from,
two ruffs

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means you're up for anything.

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Uh, it's best just to kind
ofblend in like... like we are now.

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Yes.

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Yes, I see.

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I want to walk amongst
the commoners unnoticed.

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- Yes.
- A prince amongst paupers.

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Yes, very good.
Very good. Exactly.

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Two ruffs don't make a right.

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Colin Robinson.

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Oh, wow. Uh... hello.

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You wouldn't happen to have any

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human-type clothes
to lend to the Baron?

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Uh, yeah, I-I could
scrounge something up.

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What size are you?

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Mm, this size.

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And what kind of vibe
are-are you going for?

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Jeans, T-shirt?
Are you a jeansand T-shirt type of guy?

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Probably not shorts.

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Um, maybe some cords,
some w-wale cords.

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He is not coming along, is he?

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I will take care of it.

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Oh, okay. But don't make
a big thing out of it.

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- Mm?
- Okay.

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Vampires have hidden
amongst humans

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for millennia.

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There are some in the community that believe

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that vampires
should rule the world.

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One such person

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is the Baron.

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And he's become a massive prick.

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Absolutely agree.

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Which is ironic,
because he doesn't have one.

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Where is he?

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He was right behind us.

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Ah.

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He's going to frighten
the townspeople.

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Oh.

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- Um...
- Holy shit.

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A lot of these buildings
are, uh, are taverns,

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- or bars as they call them.
- Don't mind him.

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- Did you see that?
- Why are these pedestrians

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making rictus faces at us?

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Oh, my God.

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Devils suck, man.

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We are vampires!

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Shh! What are you doing?

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He is literally going around,

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telling everyone, "Nice to meetyou, I am vampire."

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And, you know,
there's only so many times

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you can say that he's joking,
because look at his face.

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Yo, Laz. Nadja. Whoa...

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I was just, uh, stocking upon
some brews for the big game.

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Who is this guy?

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No, no, no. This is
our neighbor Sean, sire.

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He brings our trash cans in

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when we forget them.

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What the fuck? How did he...?

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- Shut up.
- You won't remember anything

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from the last five minutes.

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Yo, Laz, Nadja.

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I was just going to stock up
on some more brews.

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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no...

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We will fill this place

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with the carcasses
of the conquered.

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Some humans will become slaves.

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00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,410
The rest, food.

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Slave.

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00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:12,850
Pharmacy, pick up
line three, please.

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Pharmacy, line three.

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Food.

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He's as mad as a wax banana.

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- He's a fucking liability.
- I think it might be

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better if he dies.

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How about we just put his coffinon a
nice, long ocean journey?

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Look at this wonderful talisman.

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Whoop.

220
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Need I haggle
with the proprietor?

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- Just put it in your pocket.
- Hmm. It is done.

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Let us see, what to drink.

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What to...

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Oh, no, no.

225
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Oh, give him a nice hug from us.

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- Is he okay? I...
- Ha, ha.

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Whoa, dear. Hi.

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The Baron is being
very loud and obvious

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and vampirey and reckless.

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00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:03,770
He had
a very high alcohol content.

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00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,430
Do you think maybe
we should move the body?

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00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:09,040
Now he's just gone up
to a drunk man

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and he's drunk
the drunk man's blood

234
00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,040
that has made him drunk.

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00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,220
Okay. That's a...

236
00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,870
Just a little dizzy. Okay.

237
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,270
A little dizzy, little dizzy.

238
00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,310
I am better.

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Back in the saddle.

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The drinking saddle!

241
00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,710
That was bollocks.

242
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♪ We need you now... ♪

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You people are as much fun
as the plague.

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00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:43,030
Remember the plague?
And how much fun it was?

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That's this.

246
00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:47,250
- Let's liven this place up.
- Not too lively.

247
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It's very important to just
blend in and go with the flow.

248
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,690
Or we could do shots.

249
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Shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots,

250
00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:57,480
shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots,

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shots, shots, shots, shots.

252
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For God's sake.

253
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,960
Oh, who wants a shot?

254
00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:06,490
We could do shots.

255
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,840
Just a minute.

256
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,710
And I said,

257
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"No, how do you like
yourstakes?"

258
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And pushed itright through his stupid heart.

259
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:24,110
You know I'm not really a baron.

260
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,720
Yes, you are.

261
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,730
You're the Baron.

262
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,950
No, I am not. It was a nickname.

263
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,730
To tease me.

264
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:35,600
Barren, B-A-R-R-E-N.

265
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:36,730
Huh.

266
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,820
Because I cannot sire offspring

267
00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:41,870
due to my lack of genitals.

268
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,180
- Hello... whoop!
- There it isn't.

269
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,740
I like it.

270
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:48,960
All I ever wanted
was a child of my own.

271
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,400
Well, I don't know, Baron.

272
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,360
Maybe we could be your children.

273
00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,540
- Yes.
- Yes.

274
00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,980
- Yes.
- Also, maybe

275
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,190
you want to pull
your pants back up now or...?

276
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,370
Hmm? Oh, of course.

277
00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,590
Aw...

278
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,990
The Baron,

279
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:14,990
he told us very sad story.

280
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,910
We might not kill him now...

281
00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,910
No, not going to kill him.

282
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,390
It's just hard.

283
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:27,000
I used to derive such pleasure
from killing,

284
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,920
but now... it's just a thing

285
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,790
I do because... why?

286
00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:34,790
Because I've always
done it, I guess?

287
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,230
And these dark rages
that overtake me,

288
00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:40,670
oh, my mind is devouring itself.

289
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,020
Aw...

290
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,450
We're all going through shit.

291
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,190
It's hard doing what we do.

292
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,150
You know...

293
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,150
this is going
to sound odd, but...

294
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,030
I was thinking of killing
all of you tonight.

295
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,160
Ah.

296
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,990
- Yeah, yeah, I was.
- Ah.

297
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,810
What have I become?

298
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,910
Guess what.

299
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:08,390
We were going to kill you
tonight, too.

300
00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,700
We were going to kill you!

301
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,660
It was, it was Laszlo's idea.

302
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,190
Yeah, it was.

303
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,620
He had the stake,

304
00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:24,060
the...

305
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,970
stake...

306
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,460
I beg your pardon?

307
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,890
Uh...

308
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,500
He was just joking, it was,

309
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,850
it was just an idea
that we were kicking upstream.

310
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,940
Was more of a "what if"
situation.

311
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:40,640
- Like, "What if?" and then "No."-Shut up.

312
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:45,520
You... "kicked upstream"

313
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,650
the idea of killing...

314
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,090
me?

315
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,650
As a joke. Nothing more.

316
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,090
Just a... a laugh.

317
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,130
Nothing happened.

318
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,670
Oh...

319
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,320
- Your faces!
- Oh, the Baron...

320
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,760
- Oh...
- You shithead.

321
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,670
Oh, I am proud of you.

322
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,670
If I were you, I would have
done the same thing.

323
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,330
Where is next?

324
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,240
You know what I have
always wanted to try?

325
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,940
- Coprophilia.
- No.

326
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,550
Pizza pie.

327
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,080
Is it as wonderful
as they sa...?

328
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,900
Coprophilia?

329
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,690
Sire, this is an even worse idea

330
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,560
than when we tried
to invade Vienna.

331
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,106
It's certainly going
to make you very ill.

332
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,170
I'm having pizza pie.

333
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,740
Oh, no, no, no.

334
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,310
Mmm.

335
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,310
Mmm.

336
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,920
The garlic burnt a little,
but...

337
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,060
Down he goes.

338
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,760
He's up again.

339
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,760
The Baron has eaten

340
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,930
some human food and now his body

341
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,590
is being propelled around
by his own vomit.

342
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,086
Is he all right? Now, where's he going?

343
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,770
So, that's what's happening

344
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:03,110
right now.

345
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,380
- There he is.
- Ooh.

346
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:19,960
Uh...

347
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,350
Totally worth it.

348
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,740
What is next?

349
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,990
♪ I ♪

350
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:55,210
♪ I'm alive ♪

351
00:15:55,250 --> 00:16:00,220
♪ I'm alive. ♪

352
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,130
We drank the blood
of some people,

353
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,350
but the people were on drugs

354
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:06,790
and now I am a wizard.

355
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:11,010
The Baron is, is very,
actually... great man...

356
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,400
I drank the drug blood.

357
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,230
Yes, I drank some drug blood.

358
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,230
We drank... we've done
some drug blood.

359
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,800
♪ It is the time ♪

360
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,800
♪ Of the season ♪

361
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,240
♪ When the love runs high ♪

362
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,630
♪ It is the time... ♪

363
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,160
That's the Baron I remember.

364
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,860
Having a really great time,

365
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,900
but it's almost sunup.

366
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,690
I think we should leave soon,
otherwise we're gonna be fried.

367
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:41,600
♪ It's the time of the season ♪

368
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:46,260
♪ For loving ♪

369
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,830
♪ Ah. ♪

370
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,830
Laszlo, can you see if they have

371
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,180
"Girl in the Village
with the One Small Foot"

372
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,050
by Vasilios the Balladeer?

373
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,840
- Yep.
- Never mind.

374
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,140
I'll sing a cappella.

375
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,710
Okay.

376
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,670
♪ There was a girl
in the village ♪

377
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,840
♪ She had one very small foot ♪

378
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,060
♪ Did she lose her foot
in the well? ♪

379
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,646
- It is time to return to our den.
- ♪ No one knows ♪

380
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:11,850
- ♪ No one knows... ♪
- Party's over.

381
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,330
I said we are leaving!

382
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,290
- We should go.
- Yeah, yeah.

383
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,510
The sun is coming.

384
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,340
The door's stuck again.

385
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,430
Everyone, quickly,
the sun is coming.

386
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,300
- ♪ Par-tay! ♪
- Come on.

387
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,300
Just one foot at a time, Baron.

388
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,220
Someone sure had
a good time, huh?

389
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,090
Colin Robinson, we missed you.

390
00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,130
- Hi.
- What?

391
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,660
What-What's wrong with you?

392
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,090
We are on drugs.

393
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,320
Have you partaken
of the pizza pie?

394
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:45,670
I can do this, I can do this.

395
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,190
Oh, no, the sunlight.

396
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,890
Laszlo!

397
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,330
Careful.

398
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,460
Be careful.

399
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,890
- Oh...
- Oh, man.

400
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,240
Look at this... wait.

401
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,120
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

402
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,510
No, the sunlight.

403
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:01,250
I'm so scared.

404
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,690
No, no, no, Baron.

405
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,510
- Baron...
- No, no, no, no!

406
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,260
No, no, no, no, go easy.
It's dangerous, man.

407
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,130
He's being an idiot.
Come on, Baron.

408
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,260
You're a bunch of pussies...

409
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,910
See what you've done.

410
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,236
- Did you see that?
- You hurt yourself.

411
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,310
- Come on, Baron.
- Put your night skirts on

412
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,716
- and go to coffin.
- All right, okay,

413
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,360
- okay, okay.
- Go to coffin, Baron.

414
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,360
Thing off, I don't know
how to work this.

415
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,490
Oh... ah!

416
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:25,530
Oh, shit.

417
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,370
Baron?

418
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,980
Well, that was unexpected.

419
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,810
Uh, oh... oh...

420
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,290
oh... aw...

421
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,330
Hello.
Oh.

422
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,380
- Shit.
- Shit.

423
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:47,950
- Is he dead?
- Oh, no.

424
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:50,390
Ouchie.

425
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,170
Just a little sore.

426
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,170
Oh, God... Oh. Oh...

427
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,300
lucky I missed
these wooden stakes.

428
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,570
He's safe.

429
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,740
I am okay.

430
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,190
What's that smell?

431
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,800
Hey, I got the rose...

432
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,110
Fuck.

433
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,550
Oh...

434
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,030
Wow.

435
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:25,030
Oh, shit.

436
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:26,990
♪ Let's go sunning ♪

437
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,420
♪ It's so good for you ♪

438
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,340
♪ Let's go sunning ♪

439
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,430
♪ 'Neath the sky of blue ♪

440
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:35,260
♪ Greet the sun every morn ♪

441
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,260
♪ Feel as free and happy
as the day you were born ♪

442
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,650
♪ Let's go native ♪

443
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,570
♪ Sun your cares away,
be creative ♪

444
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:45,570
♪ Learn to live and play ♪

445
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:48,360
♪ Pretty flowers need the sun ♪

446
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,880
♪ This applies to everyone ♪

447
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:55,010
♪ Happiness to everyone ♪

448
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,060
♪ So let's go sunning. ♪

449
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,120
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