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But one might ask,
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"What happens after we conquer
the tristate area?"
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To which I say,
first thought, best thought.
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- [Nadja snores]
- We head west.
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Quick question, how long
will this presentation take?
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Well, okay, I did plan a lunch
midway through,
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right out there in the foyer.
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[Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring.
Terribly sorry, Jerry.
I must take this.
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Hello? Really?
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You need me now, you say?
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Do excuse me.
I'll be straight back,
I promise.
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I can tell
you're not holding a telephone.
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- Immediately? Ah!
- [The Guide gasps]
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All right, person on the end
of this mobile.
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[Jerry] It's not a phone.
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- He said, "Ring, ring."
- [The Guide] Yes.
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- [Jerry] There's no cord.
- Wake up.
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We'll press forward.
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[yawning]
Great presentation, Jerry.
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Unfortunately, me and Nandor
have a 9:00 p.m. on the books.
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- So... [chuckles]
...thank you so much.
- Yes.
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[Nandor] Okay, uh...
- [The Guide and Jerry sighing]
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Bye then.
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- [Jerry clears throat]
- Bye.
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[Nadja scoffs]
Thought you guys actually
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were taking the vampire
domination seriously this time.
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- We are.
- We are, Jerry.
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- Yeah?
- [Nadja] Just not right now.
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Great. So now I'm talking
to the ghost doll
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and the energy vampire.
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- Hi. Colin Robinson.
- [Jerry] Right.
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[Colin] Can you just take it
from the top?
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[♪ "You're Dead" playing]
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♪ Don't sing
if you want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead
You're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope
and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You've sold out your dream
To the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead
Stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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I am loving my job
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
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Every day, I am greasing
the filthy wheels of commerce
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and learning the dark arts
of corporate America,
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all the while,
secretly helping Guillermo rise
through the ranks here.
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I have had to go above
and beyond at times
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- to, you know...
- [Guillermo]
Oh, my God, he's choking.
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...help these dogs
really appreciate Guillermo.
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[pendant clinks]
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- Look at that.
- Nice.
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- [Lisa] Oh, my God.
- [office worker] Yes.
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- [Lisa]
Guillermo saved his life.
- [office worker] Yes.
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But I think
they are coming around.
[chuckles]
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Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making
a big announcement
in 15 minutes.
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So don't go anywhere, okay?
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[Guillermo]
Hey, Jimmy, there you are.
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You see how he talks
like the little piss king
of everything now?
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[scoffs] Oh. [chuckles]
No rest for the wicked.
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♪ What a way to make a living!
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[Nandor] Things are going
really well for me here.
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To be considered
an important part of the team
is refreshment for my spirits.
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It reminds me of the old
Al-Quolanudarian folktale
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of the humble sheepherder
who was secretly a prince.
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One day, the people here are
gonna be very surprised to learn
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that the janitor who scoops out
their hangover vomit
from wastepaper bins
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is in fact
a very powerful warrior.
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There he is. What's up, Andy?
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So someone took a shit
on the toilet seat again.
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I will fix.
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All right, listen up!
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I got the big news.
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It's official.
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We have acquired
Hancock and Sons. Yeah!
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This is a name
that is synonymous
with classic American style,
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and it's got insane brand equity
out the ass.
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- Yo! Yeah!
- No, it's just a stellar,
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stellar acquisition.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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And special kudos
to the motherfucking
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- LBO team over here.
- Oh, no!
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- Killing it. Let's party!
- You, you!
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Yeah!
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- All right. Pop it up.
- [Nadja] Yeah!
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- Yeah. All right.
- [Nadja] Business!
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- Money!
- Back to work, every--
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- [Nandor] Jordan.
Congratulations.
- You ready for those...
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Thank you.
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- [office worker]
Jordan! To you, Jordan!
- Yeah!
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- We did this. Yeah!
- [Guillermo] So, basically,
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we license
the Hancock and Sons name
to the highest bidder
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who make the clothes
super cheap in Asia,
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which is a great job
for a third-world kid.
[clears throat]
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And then all the factories
that we close down in the US
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get converted
into, like, drug clinics.
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Pretty clever
if you think about it.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo!
- Yes, master...
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- Yes, Jordan?
- Hey. Oh...
I didn't know you were on film.
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Cool kicks, dude.
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Hey, did you get my spot
at Gage and Tollner?
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Yeah, you got it.
7:30, window seat.
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Okay,
I'm gonna actually need you
to make that 8:00.
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- Okay.
- And I may not go at all.
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- All right.
- So make a note. [chuckles]
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- Okay. [chuckles]
- Hey, level up, bro.
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- Level up. [imitates explosion]
- There it is.
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- No, we don't explode.
We fist...
- No? Sorry. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll keep working on it.
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Hot tip. This little ding-dong
is partner material.
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- Trust me.
- What? No.
It's easy when you have
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- a cool boss like Jordan.
- Shut the fuck up!
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I've learned so much from him.
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He's, um... Well, I hear
he's quite the dealmaker.
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- Thank you very much.
- So I kind of see him now
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more as a mentor.
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He can also be very demanding.
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What the fuck is this, huh?
What the fuck is that?
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Pick it up. Get the hell out.
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Goddamn it.
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But, you know,
nothing I'm not used to.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo.
- Yep?
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Yeah, one more thing.
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You know that janitor
you're kind of friendly with?
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The one that's getting
in everyone's face all the time?
Andy?
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I don't know. Maybe Nandor?
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- That's it.
- Yeah. I don't know him.
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You know, every time the son
of a bitch comes in my office
to empty the trash...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...he starts up
a ten-minute conversation.
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- I'll talk to him.
- No, no. Fire him.
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[groans]
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Looks good to me.
We should, uh, try him out
on the road.
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See how he does
at a quinceañera or something.
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[Laszlo]
You'll do no such thing.
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This creature was
created for shit work,
and shit work it will do.
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[Nadja through intercom]
Laszlo, Sean is here.
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- [Laszlo] Fuck.
- Laszlo?
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Hello, my darling.
Tell him I'll be right up.
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He's already on his way down.
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Shit. Cover him up.
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[Colin]
Well, you're wrong, Laszlo.
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This monster could do
so much more
than just shit work.
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Night night, little buddy.
See you later.
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- Whoa.
- [Laszlo] Seanay!
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Oh, what the fuck is this place?
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Some sort of torture chamber?
[chuckles]
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[Laszlo] No, no, no.
Welcome to the laundry room.
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Smells like scrambled eggs
and piss.
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Well, Nadja insists that we use
an organic detergent.
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It's cool. Cool.
So you guys still work
at the railroad, right?
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Of course we do.
Yeah, I work at the railroad.
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Me too.
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For a few years now,
we've had to tell Sean
that we work at the railroad.
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Which explains
the rather odd hours we keep.
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He usually
doesn't ask questions,
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which is good
because we don't know dick
about the railroad.
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So that's a...
It's a pretty cool job.
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[Laszlo] It's about the coolest.
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The railroad is a great company.
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- Sean's not
what you would call curious.
- [laughs]
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♪ Seanay! ♪
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Well, I just got shitcanned
from the TSA.
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Charmaine's been on my ass
about asking
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if, I don't know, you know,
maybe I could get an interview
with the railroad.
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But fuck me, you know.
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You want an interview,
you got it.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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- [laughing] Oh, that's awesome.
- [Laszlo] Anything for a friend.
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You're the best friend
I've ever had in my life.
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I swear to you guys,
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I am not gonna let you down.
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Not even you, Dilbert.
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I gotta tell Charmaine
right now.
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- Shit.
- We don't actually work
at the railroad.
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Yes, I do know that.
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Just hypnotize the guy
so he forgets
about the interview.
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I wish I could.
He's almost brain-dead.
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He's hypnotized out.
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He's a proper idiot.
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Doesn't know his ass
from his elbow.
I mean, he really is stupid.
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But he's my friend.
I can't let him down.
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Hey, elevator box don't go-go.
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You need to press
one of the buttons, Sean.
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [Sean chuckles] There we go.
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Good gravy.
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Yo, Big G.
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- What is that, tea?
- Yeah.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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I need you to book the back room
at Modus for Friday night.
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We're gonna go ham on some
steaks with the whole team.
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- That includes you.
- Really?
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Yeah.
You're special to me, ding-dong.
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- Okay.
- Look at that smile.
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You earned it, bro.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, the fuck
is he still doing here?
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I told you to fire that hippie.
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Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped.
I haven't got around to--
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Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped.
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If you're not ready to step up,
I need to know, like, right now.
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I'm ready.
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Hi.
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Welcome to the Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad.
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[Laszlo] We brainstormed
several ways
out of our Sean dilemma,
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but in the end,
the simplest plan was the best,
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which was to rent
an entire corporate office floor
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and hire a bunch of actors
to pretend they're working
at a railroad office.
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Christine,
we're gonna need more phones.
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Derryberry, not West Brighton.
Derryberry.
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Now, you two are gonna be
in an office romance.
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You know,
I wanna really feel the tension.
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Do I get extra for that?
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Uh, no, you don't.
You're lucky to even be here.
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[Colin]
Don't overthink it, guys.
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Pretend you work
at the railroad.
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Sometimes you look at a clock.
Sometimes you look at a map.
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You're always angling
for some workmen's comp
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so you can sit
on your big butts.
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That's the dream
of a railroad worker.
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[humming] Guillermo!
What is cracking, my friend?
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You know, just crushing it,
climbing up that ladder.
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- You know how it is.
- I do.
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I am also making arrangements
in the friendship department.
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So, here's the thing.
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Jordan has asked me
to tell you--
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Advice from the great Jordan.
Do tell.
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Well, Jordan has asked me
to tell you--
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Did I win employee of the month?
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He wants me to tell you
that he thinks you should...
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blend in more
with the background.
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- The background? I--
- Kinda be more invisible.
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Invisible?
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Yes, of course.
233
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:39,232
You know, as a powerful warrior,
234
00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:43,996
I'm not so used to tamping down
my natural air of cold command.
235
00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:47,587
Such a personality can
cast a long shadow.
236
00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,830
- That's it.
- Thank you for the advice,
Guillermo.
237
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,799
It'll be
as if I'm not even here.
238
00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,214
Okay.
239
00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,458
[Sean] Give me another fact.
240
00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:00,668
Our trains specialize
in moving units.
241
00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:02,325
All right. Well, how many units?
242
00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,327
- 2,000 units.
- That's big.
243
00:10:05,328 --> 00:10:07,744
Oh, engines.
They run on electric or diesel?
244
00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:10,160
Uh, electric diesel
and I'll throw in some steam.
245
00:10:10,161 --> 00:10:12,611
- Sounds like low emissions.
- Strictly nocturnal.
246
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,647
[laughs]
247
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,959
I'm gonna love this company.
248
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,650
What a lovely surprise!
249
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:20,377
Seany, what is going on here?
250
00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:23,656
Laz is prepping me
for my interview
with the railroad tomorrow.
251
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,521
- Could I borrow you,
my Velvet King?
- If you must.
252
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,109
[chuckles] Husband
and wife business, you know.
253
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,214
Don't worry about it.
Go over my resume.
254
00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:32,631
[Nadja whispering] You idiot.
There is no railroad.
255
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,839
[whispering]
Well, that's why we built one.
256
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,668
You built a railroad?
257
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,359
Well, not the whole thing,
just the office.
258
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,775
So you could give Sean a job?
259
00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,673
Of course not. There is no job.
260
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,295
So we could give Sean
an interview,
261
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:43,987
build his confidence.
262
00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:46,058
After this,
he'll be getting jobs
left, right and Chelsea.
263
00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:48,060
I don't remember
working at Kinko's.
264
00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:49,545
[sighs] Laszlo,
265
00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,235
[smacks lips]
266
00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:54,307
Sean is very lucky
to have a friend
267
00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:58,346
who is as big and
generous in his brains
as he is in his knickers.
268
00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:00,037
[Laszlo laughs] Yes.
269
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,005
You, uh, think I should get,
270
00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:03,697
like, a conductor's hat
or something?
271
00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:09,046
[Nandor] Of course I will miss
the easy camaraderie
of an office environment.
272
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:12,257
But such is the curse
of powerful men.
273
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,846
- What's up, gangsta?
- What's up? What!
274
00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,917
At least I am helping Guillermo.
275
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,263
- You all good, man?
- What's he doing?
276
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,368
You good?
277
00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:21,714
All right. I gotta go.
278
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,405
- All right.
- I'll see ya.
279
00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:25,269
[Nandor]
Of course it hurt a little,
280
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:28,756
but I was reminded
of when I was a warlord.
281
00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:33,346
I would always discourage
nonsexual fraternization
amongst the men.
282
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,694
[Sean] Whoa, this is one hell
of a busy office.
283
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,557
And this is
just the night shift?
284
00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:39,836
Well, here at the railroad,
we like to keep rolling.
285
00:11:39,837 --> 00:11:41,734
[laughs]
I see what you did there.
286
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,392
- [Laszlo] Are you ready?
- [Sean] I'm ready
as I'll ever be.
287
00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:46,946
Oh, hey, listen,
I'd like to say hi to Nandor
while I'm here, you know.
288
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,743
Yeah, I don't think
that'll be possible.
He's very busy at the moment.
289
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,711
There he is.
Now, we'll just move on in here.
290
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,851
- Oh, yeah.
- You're about to meet Mr. Smith.
291
00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:57,612
Now, he's a tough nut to crack,
a man of few words.
292
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,545
- Just relax and be yourself.
- Yeah.
293
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,547
If I tell you
to leave that office,
then get out of the office.
294
00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:02,617
What do you do?
295
00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:03,723
- Get out of the office.
- You got it.
296
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,587
- Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean.
- [Laszlo] Yes.
297
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:11,591
Mr. Smith, this is the man
we were telling you about.
298
00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:16,389
Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith,
president of the SISR.
299
00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,667
He had a little fender bender
over the weekend.
300
00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:19,945
We're not gonna need that.
301
00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:20,947
I wouldn't be so sure.
302
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,120
Greeting.
303
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,329
Hey, thank you
for the opportunity.
304
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,159
- [groans]
- [Sean grunts]
305
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,369
Damn,
that's an interesting grip, huh?
306
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,096
We decided
to kill two cats with one arrow,
307
00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,788
meaning Sean gets his interview,
308
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:39,896
and the monster gets to show
that he's a smart, cool dude.
309
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:42,070
[groans] Who Sean?
310
00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,692
That's a great question.
311
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:45,177
Who is Sean Rinaldi?
312
00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:48,801
Well, I'm a hard worker,
a team player.
313
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,423
Why Sean railroad?
314
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,667
Boom. Another great question.
315
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:56,809
I will hold you responsible
if today turns into carnage.
316
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,431
- It won't.
- It might.
317
00:12:58,432 --> 00:12:59,674
I think to me,
318
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:02,021
the Staten Island
and Southwestern Rail
319
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,437
isn't in the business
of transportation.
320
00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:07,199
It's in the business of dreams.
321
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,718
- [monster groans]
- [Sean chuckles]
322
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,068
- Sorry, I gotta ask, man.
- [Guillermo] Hmm?
323
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,278
What's your fucking deal?
Where do you even come from?
324
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,384
Oh, uh, well,
I'm from Staten Island,
but I was raised in the Bronx.
325
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,524
[chuckles] No, motherfucker.
326
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:25,355
I mean, you were pushing
the mail cart two weeks ago,
and now you're an analyst?
327
00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:27,184
Like,
what the fuck's up with that?
328
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:30,981
Well, a junior analyst,
but yeah, guess I'm pretty good
at my job.
329
00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:32,569
- [Guillermo chuckles]
- Pretty fucking great at it,
more like it.
330
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,674
[laughs] Yeah.
331
00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:37,022
No, no.
But seriously, bro, Jordan,
he thinks you're the shit, man.
332
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,161
- Really?
- That's right.
333
00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:39,404
Yeah, yeah. No lie.
334
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,580
And then I say,
"Not my problem."
335
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:45,754
[laughter]
336
00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:46,859
Cheers to you, motherfuckers.
337
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,860
[all] Cheers.
338
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,829
- Let's do this!
- [whooping]
339
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,831
♪ Can graduate ♪
340
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,212
Go again. Let's go again.
341
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,525
[Jordan] Come on,
you know you want it. Let's go!
342
00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:58,838
Bring 'em round.
Bring 'em around.
343
00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:02,531
- [coughs]
- [laughing]
344
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,225
Yes. Yeah.
345
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,227
- Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
346
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,885
[whooping, cheering]
347
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,853
It goes small, then it goes...
348
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,958
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
349
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:22,584
Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up.
350
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,863
I got something to say.
I wanna get this off my chest.
351
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,106
Make it real quick,
then we'll go back
to the partying.
352
00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,797
Looking at everybody
at this table,
353
00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:30,903
some of you guys are not gonna
be here in a couple of months.
354
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,423
I get that.
Because of performance levels.
355
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,908
But for most of you,
I love this group so much.
356
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,737
I am so proud of this team.
357
00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:40,292
- Pussy.
- I will knock you out, motherfucker.
358
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,121
Shut the fuck up.
Trying to get through this.
359
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,468
You know, this isn't something
I'm comfortable doing,
being nice.
360
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:48,541
But I wanna say it.
You guys work so damn hard.
361
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,371
And if you know anything
about me,
362
00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:53,822
you know that everything
I do here is for my wife
and my kids, right?
363
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:56,377
And having said that, fuck 'em.
364
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:59,621
This is my fucking family,
right here!
365
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:02,935
- [cheering]
- Guillermo.
Get the fuck up here.
366
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:07,146
Get up here.
Guillermo de la fucking Cruz.
367
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:10,287
This kid shows up early,
stays late.
368
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,772
Works his ass off,
never complains.
369
00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,567
And I love it.
370
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:15,983
And I love you.
Welcome to the family,
my brother.
371
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:19,055
Let's hear it for Guillermo!
372
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,850
[distant cheering]
373
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:29,513
I may look wistful,
but that is the look
all generals have
374
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:32,345
when they hear
the enlisted men carrying on.
375
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,623
Let them sing and boast.
376
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:38,005
It is better
that I keep my distance.
377
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,386
[Jordan] Guillermo, let's go!
378
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,251
Well, I don't wanna take up
any more of your time,
Mr. Smith,
379
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,841
except to say that I believe
in the power of rail.
380
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:49,706
And not just for the economics
of this great country,
381
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:51,363
but for the entire planet.
382
00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:53,986
It's one of the reasons
that I think I make a great fit.
383
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,471
'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb.
I'm a fool--
384
00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:58,266
Greg Smith stop you there.
385
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,303
- Yeah.
- [grunts]
386
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,961
[Sean] Shit, I shouldn't have
made the joke.
387
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:11,039
Railroad more
than get freight A to B point.
388
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:15,180
- It more than business
for money profit.
- Yeah.
389
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:18,183
- It about connect people.
- Yeah.
390
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:21,013
It about bring folk together.
391
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,636
[chuckling]
Yeah. I couldn't agree more.
392
00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:26,570
Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib.
393
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,124
Welcome to railroad.
394
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,367
- All right.
- [grunting]
395
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,474
[Colin] I am so proud right now.
396
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:36,201
I-I told you he could do more
than just grunt work.
397
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:38,548
Yeah, but you know he wasn't
actually supposed to hire Sean.
398
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:39,998
Yeah.
399
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,034
So, uh, how many days
do I get off?
400
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,589
Fair enough.
But he didn't kill anyone.
401
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:49,041
I cannot believe you hired him,
402
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,699
let alone made him
a vice president.
403
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,874
What? I think Sean will make
a fantastic vice president.
404
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,842
Me like cut of Sean jib.
405
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,189
Yeah.
I couldn't agree more, Monster.
406
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:03,055
He's super qualified,
and he's incredibly charismatic.
407
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,678
- [Monster grunts]
- I mean, damn Sean
for being so good.
408
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,404
[Guillermo]
What's up, motherfuckers?
409
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,924
"Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you
be shitting in your shed?
410
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:13,514
No. Me and Jordan
and the LBO team went out
for steak...
411
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,688
- [Nadja] Ugh.
- ...because we closed
412
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:18,174
on the Hancock and Sons deal.
413
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,590
Oh, Hancock and Sons.
That's a quality shirt.
414
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,247
[scoffs] Not anymore.
415
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,456
We just bought it
for the brand and the land.
416
00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,527
- [Nadja groans]
- The rest of it
can go fuck itself.
417
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:29,564
- [Laszlo] Ooh.
- No, no. Not fuck itself.
418
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:33,396
Like Jordan said, this is
a net positive for the consumer
to get a cheaper product.
419
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:34,811
That is just a nice way
of saying
420
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:37,469
that you get rich off the bones
of the old workers.
421
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,264
You don't know
what you're talking about.
You know why?
422
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,921
Because you are not on the team.
423
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,647
[chuckling]
424
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:46,374
[inhales sharply]
Bitch, I am the team.
425
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,584
I built you up from a nobody
in the mail room. [hisses]
426
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,655
I was told at my onboarding
427
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:55,797
that nobody is a nobody
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
428
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:59,146
[Nadja]
It is not right that this
insolent little shed-dweller
429
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:01,079
should ever claim
to be better than me.
430
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,666
Whatever, Nadja, 'kay?
431
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,737
Yeah, maybe you did help me
get a few steps ahead.
432
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,395
- But you know what?
You're not that great.
- [Nadja gasps]
433
00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:10,743
In fact, that whole office
is made up
of tiny little shed-dwellers.
434
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,332
Jordan loves me
because I crush it,
435
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,748
and you're all sitting around
with your dicks in your hands.
436
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:17,992
- [imitates popping]
- Why not? It's our house.
437
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:22,170
Those pencil dicks
will rue the day
they ever overlooked me.
438
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,344
[Jordan] Okay.
So let's wait for their counter,
439
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:27,277
but be prepared
to be very aggressive with them,
440
00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:29,521
because I've seen this before.
441
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:30,868
- Okay?
- Yeah.
442
00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:33,525
What else do we have
on the agenda?
I know there's some more--
443
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:37,598
Which of you sons of bitches
wants to live in a mansion?
444
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:40,048
Yeah, I think you're
in the wrong meeting
there, Elvira.
445
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,361
- Okay? This is the LBO team.
- Sorry.
446
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:46,158
I thought this was the team
with dicks so big
they wiped the floors.
447
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,610
But if you're too busy
sucking each other off,
I can go elsewhere.
448
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:54,166
Hang on. I'll bite.
Before I fire you.
What do you... What do you got?
449
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,893
Do you like trains?
'Cause I know your mom does.
450
00:18:56,894 --> 00:19:00,310
And this is too big
even for her wide-set legs.
451
00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:05,867
Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad,
absolutely creaming with assets.
452
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:09,320
- Open season.
- [Jordan] Yeah,
this might be something.
453
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,841
Well, how's it feel?
454
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,981
[chuckles] Like I belong, right?
455
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:20,019
What do I do now?
Call a meeting?
Make a spreadsheet?
456
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,366
[Colin] The world's your oyster.
457
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,091
You're higher up
on the org chart than we are.
458
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,197
- I am?
- Oh, yeah. You're a VP.
459
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,889
Laszlo's
a deputy senior director,
460
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,340
and I'm
a, uh, railroad consultant.
461
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,860
- Marone.
That's a lot of responsibility.
- Yeah.
462
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:36,208
We should do something official.
Let's go check out the trains.
463
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,762
That's a great idea.
Let's go
and check out the trains.
464
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,523
- There are no trains.
- I know that.
465
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:42,559
I just don't wanna
disappoint Sean.
466
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,561
Maybe we can tell him
the trains were stolen?
467
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,046
He's not gonna believe
a preposterous lie like that.
468
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,014
Wait a minute.
What's Nadja doing here?
469
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,223
Well, here we are.
470
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:55,227
You can see for yourself
how active and alive
and real it is. [chuckles]
471
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,886
Ah, my darling.
What a pleasant surprise.
Who are your guests?
472
00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:02,786
Uh, us business banker types
are very interested in
473
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:05,444
the Staten Island
Southwestern Railway
with a view to purchase.
474
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,101
Am I right, my guys?
475
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:09,759
I'm so sorry. Is this a joke?
476
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,623
- What are you even pointing at?
- [Lisa] What?
477
00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:13,728
There's nothing
even on this paper.
478
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,868
And on the other side it just
says train over and over again.
You see that?
479
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,939
[Lisa] This computer is fake.
It's made of plastic.
480
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,459
Is this a fucking prank
or something?
Is this a prank show?
481
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,530
- Are you fucking with us?
- 'Cause that would be funny.
482
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:26,154
No, no. No.
This is actually a tremendous,
good business deal.
483
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,364
Very ruthless stuff.
484
00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:30,262
And we're gonna
be drunk on gold.
485
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,264
It's all right, my darling.
They've sussed it.
486
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,955
The office is bullshit.
487
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,371
It was done just for the benefit
of my friend, Sean.
488
00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:36,717
- Well, that explains it.
- Sean.
489
00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,097
Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean?
490
00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:40,893
Sean is my best friend.
He means everything to me.
491
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:44,897
So you brought us
to Staten Island
for some straight bullshit?
492
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,244
[Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah.
And it'd be great
493
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,004
if you fellas just played along.
494
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,833
- He's a nice guy.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
495
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,456
This is fucking mental.
496
00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,630
- Jordan is gonna be so pissed.
- I don't care about Jordan!
497
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:56,184
My husband spent $3,000
on this place.
498
00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:57,841
It was actually $3,500.
499
00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,636
- [Nadja groans]
- Hold up.
500
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:02,432
- This whole floor went
for 35 hundo?
- Only for the month.
501
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,676
Shit. That's way below
market value,
even in Staten Island.
502
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:06,747
- Got eyes on that market, guys.
- That's good.
503
00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:08,852
- That's crazy.
- They're probably part
of a family trust
504
00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,785
where they all hate each other
and wanna cash out.
505
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:13,478
This is a family in crisis.
Let's go. [laughs]
506
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:16,274
[Jimmy]
Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes.
507
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:21,520
Even though there was
no railroad, the real estate
was very "undervalued."
508
00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:23,695
Yeah.
Plus, that real estate girl
I've been fucking,
509
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,766
she told me Staten Island,
it's the new Bushwick.
510
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,526
Yes!
511
00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:30,357
I may not know
what any of that means,
but it makes no difference.
512
00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:32,705
I still made it happen.
513
00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:35,638
[Lisa] Good work.
Let's go, Magda.
514
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:37,709
You might've
just saved your job. Yeah.
515
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,988
My darling wife Nadja
not only proved her mettle
with the financiers,
516
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:43,370
but she also solved
the Sean dilemma.
517
00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:45,061
He got a job at the railroad.
518
00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:46,511
- Come and take a walk with me.
- Yeah.
519
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:49,134
The railroad went under
as railroads often do.
520
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,792
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Beyond my control.
521
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,001
I'm taking my train,
which my grandpa gave me.
522
00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:57,142
This place doesn't deserve me.
I'm leaving.
523
00:21:57,143 --> 00:21:59,178
So do me a favor. When you're
putting those decks together,
524
00:21:59,179 --> 00:22:00,732
I just want you to double check
525
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,906
to make sure
all the valuation spreads
are... [sighs]
526
00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:04,356
What the fuck, dude?
527
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,979
I thought I told you to fire
that weird janitor.
528
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,705
- Yeah. No. I know, but--
- I don't wanna hear it, okay?
529
00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:09,914
Just get it done.
530
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,676
[Guillermo]
I don't wanna fire Nandor.
531
00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,023
But it's like Jordan said,
it's about being the right fit.
532
00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:17,542
Fuck.
533
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,267
And maybe that's what we were.
Or weren't.
534
00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:22,341
Nandor couldn't
make me a vampire,
and I can't make him a janitor.
535
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,345
Okay. [whispering] This is why
they pay you the money.
536
00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:31,591
[sighs heavily]
537
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,289
Nandor, hey. Busy?
538
00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:44,292
Um, just doing
some light cleaning.
539
00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:45,259
Please, take a seat.
540
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,986
[sighs] Great.
541
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:53,405
[groans loudly] It feels good
to take some weight
off the old tootsies.
542
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,926
- Yeah. A break is good.
- What is cracking?
543
00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:59,238
- You know. Same old, same old.
- Mmm.
544
00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:04,968
You know, I noticed
that Jordan is starting to show
a real special confidence
545
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:07,315
in you, Guillermo,
and he's wise to do so.
546
00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:09,387
- Thank you.
- I mean it.
547
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,803
I think you will
do very well here.
548
00:23:11,804 --> 00:23:14,496
- I think so too. Which is why--
- I'm proud of you.
549
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,052
Okay. You know, there's
no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna say it.
550
00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:20,985
Say what?
551
00:23:22,815 --> 00:23:29,408
That we, as a company,
need to downsize.
552
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:34,446
Downsize. What is downsize?
553
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,827
- Sounds exciting. [chuckles]
- Nah.
554
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:38,312
It's when you have
to let people go.
555
00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:39,452
It's not Jimmy, is it?
556
00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:41,798
No, it's not Jimmy.
557
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:45,906
[sighs] Whew.
Jimmy is my number one bro.
558
00:23:45,907 --> 00:23:49,600
No, I'm telling you
because you're the one
that we have to let go.
559
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:54,846
You're firing me?
560
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,330
Yes, but if you think about it,
561
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:58,297
it's the best thing
that could ever happen to you.
562
00:23:58,298 --> 00:24:00,438
I just want you to know
that it was not my decision.
563
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,234
It's fine. I'll just, um...
564
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:05,616
I'm so sorry.
565
00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:08,447
Good luck, Guillermo.
566
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,311
Good luck, Nandor.
567
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:15,661
Excuse me.
568
00:24:17,317 --> 00:24:22,114
You know what, I'm great.
It's been a positive experience.
569
00:24:22,115 --> 00:24:24,807
Guillermo,
he's like a baby bird,
570
00:24:24,808 --> 00:24:27,810
like a little falcon looking
for his first bit of prey.
571
00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,639
He has to prove himself.
572
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,817
So, no, I am in no way,
shape or form humiliated
by the fact that I have
573
00:24:34,818 --> 00:24:38,649
just been fired by my own...
by my former...
574
00:24:39,719 --> 00:24:41,030
You know what? I...
575
00:24:41,031 --> 00:24:42,825
[audio feedback from microphone]
576
00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:43,654
Yes.
577
00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:45,725
Excuse me.
578
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:48,694
Please.
579
00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:53,249
I said please!
580
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,734
[boxes clatter]
581
00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:01,568
[door opens, closes]
582
00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:04,123
♪ I'm going to work ♪
583
00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:08,299
♪ Until... ♪
584
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,198
[Sean] I'll always treasure
my brief time at the railroad.
585
00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:12,820
There you go.
586
00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:14,270
I came away from it knowing
that I got value.
587
00:25:14,271 --> 00:25:15,409
Fuck, fuck.
588
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:16,755
Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity.
589
00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:18,205
Wish me luck.
590
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:20,690
You know which way
to the Sean Rinaldi interview?
591
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:23,555
I mean, I'm still seeking
similar VP positions
in the transportation sector,
592
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,937
but till one of those
comes along,
593
00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,284
I'm gonna keep my hand in
right here at TaskRabbit.
594
00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:31,736
'Cause this guy
is gonna be okay.
595
00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:34,429
♪ I'm going to work ♪
596
00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:39,089
♪ Till the setting ♪
597
00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:43,265
♪ Of the sun ♪
598
00:25:44,922 --> 00:25:47,545
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
599
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:53,551
♪ The seeds of sorrow ♪
600
00:25:53,552 --> 00:26:00,179
♪ There'll be no tomorrow ♪