1 00:00:06,247 --> 00:00:07,800 But one might ask, 2 00:00:08,698 --> 00:00:11,044 "What happens after we conquer the tristate area?" 3 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,391 To which I say, first thought, best thought. 4 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:14,497 - [Nadja snores] - We head west. 5 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:17,775 Quick question, how long will this presentation take? 6 00:00:17,776 --> 00:00:21,054 Well, okay, I did plan a lunch midway through, 7 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,056 right out there in the foyer. 8 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,922 [Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring. Terribly sorry, Jerry. I must take this. 9 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:29,028 Hello? Really? 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,753 You need me now, you say? 11 00:00:30,754 --> 00:00:32,583 Do excuse me. I'll be straight back, I promise. 12 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:34,378 I can tell you're not holding a telephone. 13 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:36,380 - Immediately? Ah! - [The Guide gasps] 14 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:37,864 All right, person on the end of this mobile. 15 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:39,072 [Jerry] It's not a phone. 16 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,418 - He said, "Ring, ring." - [The Guide] Yes. 17 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:43,042 - [Jerry] There's no cord. - Wake up. 18 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,250 We'll press forward. 19 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:45,975 [yawning] Great presentation, Jerry. 20 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:50,290 Unfortunately, me and Nandor have a 9:00 p.m. on the books. 21 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,430 - So... [chuckles] ...thank you so much. - Yes. 22 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:53,777 [Nandor] Okay, uh... - [The Guide and Jerry sighing] 23 00:00:54,468 --> 00:00:55,296 Bye then. 24 00:00:56,297 --> 00:00:58,574 - [Jerry clears throat] - Bye. 25 00:00:58,575 --> 00:00:59,955 [Nadja scoffs] Thought you guys actually 26 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:02,095 were taking the vampire domination seriously this time. 27 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,545 - We are. - We are, Jerry. 28 00:01:03,546 --> 00:01:05,719 - Yeah? - [Nadja] Just not right now. 29 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,756 Great. So now I'm talking to the ghost doll 30 00:01:07,757 --> 00:01:08,929 and the energy vampire. 31 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,586 - Hi. Colin Robinson. - [Jerry] Right. 32 00:01:10,587 --> 00:01:11,830 [Colin] Can you just take it from the top? 33 00:01:12,486 --> 00:01:14,315 [♪ "You're Dead" playing] 34 00:01:15,316 --> 00:01:17,731 ♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 35 00:01:17,732 --> 00:01:20,045 ♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 36 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,841 ♪ You're dead, you're dead You're dead ♪ 37 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:25,671 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 38 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:30,503 ♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 39 00:01:30,504 --> 00:01:33,161 ♪ You've sold out your dream To the world ♪ 40 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:35,991 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead Stay dead ♪ 41 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,959 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 42 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:52,766 I am loving my job at Cannon Capital Strategies. 43 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:56,322 Every day, I am greasing the filthy wheels of commerce 44 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,876 and learning the dark arts of corporate America, 45 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:02,638 all the while, secretly helping Guillermo rise through the ranks here. 46 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:05,883 I have had to go above and beyond at times 47 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:07,505 - to, you know... - [Guillermo] Oh, my God, he's choking. 48 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:10,025 ...help these dogs really appreciate Guillermo. 49 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:11,268 [pendant clinks] 50 00:02:11,269 --> 00:02:12,545 - Look at that. - Nice. 51 00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:14,202 - [Lisa] Oh, my God. - [office worker] Yes. 52 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:15,204 - [Lisa] Guillermo saved his life. - [office worker] Yes. 53 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:19,208 But I think they are coming around. [chuckles] 54 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:22,279 Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making a big announcement in 15 minutes. 55 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,316 So don't go anywhere, okay? 56 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:26,869 [Guillermo] Hey, Jimmy, there you are. 57 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:29,217 You see how he talks like the little piss king of everything now? 58 00:02:29,218 --> 00:02:31,667 [scoffs] Oh. [chuckles] No rest for the wicked. 59 00:02:31,668 --> 00:02:34,567 ♪ What a way to make a living! 60 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:37,260 [Nandor] Things are going really well for me here. 61 00:02:38,054 --> 00:02:43,093 To be considered an important part of the team is refreshment for my spirits. 62 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:47,407 It reminds me of the old Al-Quolanudarian folktale 63 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:51,170 of the humble sheepherder who was secretly a prince. 64 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,483 One day, the people here are gonna be very surprised to learn 65 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:58,349 that the janitor who scoops out their hangover vomit from wastepaper bins 66 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:01,110 is in fact a very powerful warrior. 67 00:03:01,111 --> 00:03:02,836 There he is. What's up, Andy? 68 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:04,838 So someone took a shit on the toilet seat again. 69 00:03:04,839 --> 00:03:06,115 I will fix. 70 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:07,358 All right, listen up! 71 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:08,911 I got the big news. 72 00:03:08,912 --> 00:03:10,396 It's official. 73 00:03:10,397 --> 00:03:14,054 We have acquired Hancock and Sons. Yeah! 74 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:17,886 This is a name that is synonymous with classic American style, 75 00:03:17,887 --> 00:03:20,751 and it's got insane brand equity out the ass. 76 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:23,961 - Yo! Yeah! - No, it's just a stellar, 77 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,065 stellar acquisition. 78 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:26,550 I'm so proud of you guys. 79 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:28,862 And special kudos to the motherfucking 80 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:30,519 - LBO team over here. - Oh, no! 81 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,107 - Killing it. Let's party! - You, you! 82 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,522 Yeah! 83 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:35,075 - All right. Pop it up. - [Nadja] Yeah! 84 00:03:35,076 --> 00:03:36,629 - Yeah. All right. - [Nadja] Business! 85 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,355 - Money! - Back to work, every-- 86 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:39,598 - [Nandor] Jordan. Congratulations. - You ready for those... 87 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:42,945 Thank you. 88 00:03:42,946 --> 00:03:44,740 - [office worker] Jordan! To you, Jordan! - Yeah! 89 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:47,226 - We did this. Yeah! - [Guillermo] So, basically, 90 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,987 we license the Hancock and Sons name to the highest bidder 91 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:52,265 who make the clothes super cheap in Asia, 92 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:55,304 which is a great job for a third-world kid. [clears throat] 93 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,823 And then all the factories that we close down in the US 94 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,480 get converted into, like, drug clinics. 95 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:02,275 Pretty clever if you think about it. 96 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,277 - [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo! - Yes, master... 97 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:07,004 - Yes, Jordan? - Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film. 98 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:08,626 Cool kicks, dude. 99 00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:10,801 Hey, did you get my spot at Gage and Tollner? 100 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:13,252 Yeah, you got it. 7:30, window seat. 101 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,977 Okay, I'm gonna actually need you to make that 8:00. 102 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:16,669 - Okay. - And I may not go at all. 103 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,015 - All right. - So make a note. [chuckles] 104 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:19,775 - Okay. [chuckles] - Hey, level up, bro. 105 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:21,398 - Level up. [imitates explosion] - There it is. 106 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:22,676 - No, we don't explode. We fist... - No? Sorry. Yeah. 107 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,678 Yeah, we'll keep working on it. 108 00:04:25,679 --> 00:04:28,267 Hot tip. This little ding-dong is partner material. 109 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,648 - Trust me. - What? No. It's easy when you have 110 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:32,685 - a cool boss like Jordan. - Shut the fuck up! 111 00:04:32,686 --> 00:04:34,583 I've learned so much from him. 112 00:04:34,584 --> 00:04:36,930 He's, um... Well, I hear he's quite the dealmaker. 113 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,932 - Thank you very much. - So I kind of see him now 114 00:04:38,933 --> 00:04:40,348 more as a mentor. 115 00:04:40,349 --> 00:04:42,453 He can also be very demanding. 116 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:45,318 What the fuck is this, huh? What the fuck is that? 117 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,010 Pick it up. Get the hell out. 118 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:49,357 Goddamn it. 119 00:04:49,358 --> 00:04:50,875 But, you know, nothing I'm not used to. 120 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:52,463 - [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo. - Yep? 121 00:04:52,464 --> 00:04:53,982 Yeah, one more thing. 122 00:04:53,983 --> 00:04:55,984 You know that janitor you're kind of friendly with? 123 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:59,056 The one that's getting in everyone's face all the time? Andy? 124 00:04:59,057 --> 00:05:00,678 I don't know. Maybe Nandor? 125 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:02,680 - That's it. - Yeah. I don't know him. 126 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:05,165 You know, every time the son of a bitch comes in my office to empty the trash... 127 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,891 - Mm-hmm. - ...he starts up a ten-minute conversation. 128 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,756 - I'll talk to him. - No, no. Fire him. 129 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:14,347 [groans] 130 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,729 Looks good to me. We should, uh, try him out on the road. 131 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:19,352 See how he does at a quinceañera or something. 132 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,216 [Laszlo] You'll do no such thing. 133 00:05:21,217 --> 00:05:23,667 This creature was created for shit work, and shit work it will do. 134 00:05:23,668 --> 00:05:25,566 [Nadja through intercom] Laszlo, Sean is here. 135 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:27,740 - [Laszlo] Fuck. - Laszlo? 136 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:29,225 Hello, my darling. Tell him I'll be right up. 137 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:31,226 He's already on his way down. 138 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:32,710 Shit. Cover him up. 139 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:34,919 [Colin] Well, you're wrong, Laszlo. 140 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,751 This monster could do so much more than just shit work. 141 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:39,752 Well, I'll be the judge of that. 142 00:05:39,753 --> 00:05:41,478 Night night, little buddy. See you later. 143 00:05:41,479 --> 00:05:43,825 - Whoa. - [Laszlo] Seanay! 144 00:05:43,826 --> 00:05:46,172 Oh, what the fuck is this place? 145 00:05:46,173 --> 00:05:48,001 Some sort of torture chamber? [chuckles] 146 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:50,521 [Laszlo] No, no, no. Welcome to the laundry room. 147 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:52,178 Smells like scrambled eggs and piss. 148 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:55,561 Well, Nadja insists that we use an organic detergent. 149 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:58,979 It's cool. Cool. So you guys still work at the railroad, right? 150 00:06:01,326 --> 00:06:03,396 Of course we do. Yeah, I work at the railroad. 151 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,674 Me too. 152 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,538 For a few years now, we've had to tell Sean that we work at the railroad. 153 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:10,541 Which explains the rather odd hours we keep. 154 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:12,405 He usually doesn't ask questions, 155 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:15,374 which is good because we don't know dick about the railroad. 156 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,720 So that's a... It's a pretty cool job. 157 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:17,755 [Laszlo] It's about the coolest. 158 00:06:17,756 --> 00:06:19,412 The railroad is a great company. 159 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:22,415 - Sean's not what you would call curious. - [laughs] 160 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,592 ♪ Seanay! ♪ 161 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:29,595 Well, I just got shitcanned from the TSA. 162 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:31,873 Charmaine's been on my ass about asking 163 00:06:31,874 --> 00:06:35,980 if, I don't know, you know, maybe I could get an interview with the railroad. 164 00:06:35,981 --> 00:06:37,119 But fuck me, you know. 165 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,949 You want an interview, you got it. 166 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,537 - Seriously? - Yeah. 167 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:42,642 - [laughing] Oh, that's awesome. - [Laszlo] Anything for a friend. 168 00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:44,299 You're the best friend I've ever had in my life. 169 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,576 I swear to you guys, 170 00:06:45,577 --> 00:06:47,336 I am not gonna let you down. 171 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:48,648 Not even you, Dilbert. 172 00:06:48,649 --> 00:06:50,133 I gotta tell Charmaine right now. 173 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:55,414 - Shit. - We don't actually work at the railroad. 174 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,416 Yes, I do know that. 175 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,452 Just hypnotize the guy so he forgets about the interview. 176 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,420 I wish I could. He's almost brain-dead. 177 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,318 He's hypnotized out. 178 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:04,664 He's a proper idiot. 179 00:07:04,665 --> 00:07:07,460 Doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I mean, he really is stupid. 180 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,462 But he's my friend. I can't let him down. 181 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,672 Hey, elevator box don't go-go. 182 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:15,227 You need to press one of the buttons, Sean. 183 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,263 - [elevator bell dings] - [Sean chuckles] There we go. 184 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:18,472 Good gravy. 185 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:22,165 Yo, Big G. 186 00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:24,166 - What is that, tea? - Yeah. 187 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,754 [chuckles] Okay. 188 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:28,654 I need you to book the back room at Modus for Friday night. 189 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:30,621 We're gonna go ham on some steaks with the whole team. 190 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:32,485 - That includes you. - Really? 191 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,693 Yeah. You're special to me, ding-dong. 192 00:07:33,694 --> 00:07:35,177 - Okay. - Look at that smile. 193 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:35,903 You earned it, bro. 194 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:37,560 What the fuck? 195 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:40,631 Hey, the fuck is he still doing here? 196 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:42,391 I told you to fire that hippie. 197 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:44,670 Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped. I haven't got around to-- 198 00:07:44,671 --> 00:07:46,292 Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped. 199 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:48,501 If you're not ready to step up, I need to know, like, right now. 200 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,538 I'm ready. 201 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:54,232 Hi. 202 00:08:00,928 --> 00:08:04,413 Welcome to the Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad. 203 00:08:04,414 --> 00:08:07,900 [Laszlo] We brainstormed several ways out of our Sean dilemma, 204 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:11,179 but in the end, the simplest plan was the best, 205 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:14,182 which was to rent an entire corporate office floor 206 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:17,530 and hire a bunch of actors to pretend they're working at a railroad office. 207 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,532 Christine, we're gonna need more phones. 208 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,534 Derryberry, not West Brighton. Derryberry. 209 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:24,157 Now, you two are gonna be in an office romance. 210 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:26,263 You know, I wanna really feel the tension. 211 00:08:26,264 --> 00:08:27,713 Do I get extra for that? 212 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:30,060 Uh, no, you don't. You're lucky to even be here. 213 00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:32,441 [Colin] Don't overthink it, guys. 214 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:34,167 Pretend you work at the railroad. 215 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:37,723 Sometimes you look at a clock. Sometimes you look at a map. 216 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:40,449 You're always angling for some workmen's comp 217 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:43,004 so you can sit on your big butts. 218 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,903 That's the dream of a railroad worker. 219 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:52,290 [humming] Guillermo! What is cracking, my friend? 220 00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:56,776 You know, just crushing it, climbing up that ladder. 221 00:08:56,777 --> 00:08:58,778 - You know how it is. - I do. 222 00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:02,542 I am also making arrangements in the friendship department. 223 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,922 So, here's the thing. 224 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,097 Jordan has asked me to tell you-- 225 00:09:07,098 --> 00:09:09,963 Advice from the great Jordan. Do tell. 226 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,380 Well, Jordan has asked me to tell you-- 227 00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:16,037 Did I win employee of the month? 228 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:20,145 He wants me to tell you that he thinks you should... 229 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:25,736 blend in more with the background. 230 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:30,500 - The background? I-- - Kinda be more invisible. 231 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,019 Invisible? 232 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:36,402 Yes, of course. 233 00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:39,232 You know, as a powerful warrior, 234 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:43,996 I'm not so used to tamping down my natural air of cold command. 235 00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:47,587 Such a personality can cast a long shadow. 236 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,830 - That's it. - Thank you for the advice, Guillermo. 237 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,799 It'll be as if I'm not even here. 238 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,214 Okay. 239 00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,458 [Sean] Give me another fact. 240 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:00,668 Our trains specialize in moving units. 241 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:02,325 All right. Well, how many units? 242 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,327 - 2,000 units. - That's big. 243 00:10:05,328 --> 00:10:07,744 Oh, engines. They run on electric or diesel? 244 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:10,160 Uh, electric diesel and I'll throw in some steam. 245 00:10:10,161 --> 00:10:12,611 - Sounds like low emissions. - Strictly nocturnal. 246 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,647 [laughs] 247 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,959 I'm gonna love this company. 248 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,650 What a lovely surprise! 249 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:20,377 Seany, what is going on here? 250 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:23,656 Laz is prepping me for my interview with the railroad tomorrow. 251 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,521 - Could I borrow you, my Velvet King? - If you must. 252 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,109 [chuckles] Husband and wife business, you know. 253 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,214 Don't worry about it. Go over my resume. 254 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:32,631 [Nadja whispering] You idiot. There is no railroad. 255 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,839 [whispering] Well, that's why we built one. 256 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,668 You built a railroad? 257 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,359 Well, not the whole thing, just the office. 258 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,775 So you could give Sean a job? 259 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,673 Of course not. There is no job. 260 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,295 So we could give Sean an interview, 261 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:43,987 build his confidence. 262 00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:46,058 After this, he'll be getting jobs left, right and Chelsea. 263 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:48,060 I don't remember working at Kinko's. 264 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:49,545 [sighs] Laszlo, 265 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,235 [smacks lips] 266 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:54,307 Sean is very lucky to have a friend 267 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:58,346 who is as big and generous in his brains as he is in his knickers. 268 00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:00,037 [Laszlo laughs] Yes. 269 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,005 You, uh, think I should get, 270 00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:03,697 like, a conductor's hat or something? 271 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:09,046 [Nandor] Of course I will miss the easy camaraderie of an office environment. 272 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:12,257 But such is the curse of powerful men. 273 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,846 - What's up, gangsta? - What's up? What! 274 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,917 At least I am helping Guillermo. 275 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,263 - You all good, man? - What's he doing? 276 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,368 You good? 277 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:21,714 All right. I gotta go. 278 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,405 - All right. - I'll see ya. 279 00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:25,269 [Nandor] Of course it hurt a little, 280 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:28,756 but I was reminded of when I was a warlord. 281 00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:33,346 I would always discourage nonsexual fraternization amongst the men. 282 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,694 [Sean] Whoa, this is one hell of a busy office. 283 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,557 And this is just the night shift? 284 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:39,836 Well, here at the railroad, we like to keep rolling. 285 00:11:39,837 --> 00:11:41,734 [laughs] I see what you did there. 286 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,392 - [Laszlo] Are you ready? - [Sean] I'm ready as I'll ever be. 287 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:46,946 Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi to Nandor while I'm here, you know. 288 00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,743 Yeah, I don't think that'll be possible. He's very busy at the moment. 289 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,711 There he is. Now, we'll just move on in here. 290 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,851 - Oh, yeah. - You're about to meet Mr. Smith. 291 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:57,612 Now, he's a tough nut to crack, a man of few words. 292 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,545 - Just relax and be yourself. - Yeah. 293 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,547 If I tell you to leave that office, then get out of the office. 294 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:02,617 What do you do? 295 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:03,723 - Get out of the office. - You got it. 296 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,587 - Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean. - [Laszlo] Yes. 297 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:11,591 Mr. Smith, this is the man we were telling you about. 298 00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:16,389 Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith, president of the SISR. 299 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,667 He had a little fender bender over the weekend. 300 00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:19,945 We're not gonna need that. 301 00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:20,947 I wouldn't be so sure. 302 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,120 Greeting. 303 00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,329 Hey, thank you for the opportunity. 304 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,159 - [groans] - [Sean grunts] 305 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,369 Damn, that's an interesting grip, huh? 306 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,096 We decided to kill two cats with one arrow, 307 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,788 meaning Sean gets his interview, 308 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:39,896 and the monster gets to show that he's a smart, cool dude. 309 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:42,070 [groans] Who Sean? 310 00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,692 That's a great question. 311 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:45,177 Who is Sean Rinaldi? 312 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:48,801 Well, I'm a hard worker, a team player. 313 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,423 Why Sean railroad? 314 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,667 Boom. Another great question. 315 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:56,809 I will hold you responsible if today turns into carnage. 316 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,431 - It won't. - It might. 317 00:12:58,432 --> 00:12:59,674 I think to me, 318 00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:02,021 the Staten Island and Southwestern Rail 319 00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,437 isn't in the business of transportation. 320 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:07,199 It's in the business of dreams. 321 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,718 - [monster groans] - [Sean chuckles] 322 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,068 - Sorry, I gotta ask, man. - [Guillermo] Hmm? 323 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,278 What's your fucking deal? Where do you even come from? 324 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,384 Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten Island, but I was raised in the Bronx. 325 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,524 [chuckles] No, motherfucker. 326 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:25,355 I mean, you were pushing the mail cart two weeks ago, and now you're an analyst? 327 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:27,184 Like, what the fuck's up with that? 328 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:30,981 Well, a junior analyst, but yeah, guess I'm pretty good at my job. 329 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:32,569 - [Guillermo chuckles] - Pretty fucking great at it, more like it. 330 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,674 [laughs] Yeah. 331 00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:37,022 No, no. But seriously, bro, Jordan, he thinks you're the shit, man. 332 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,161 - Really? - That's right. 333 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:39,404 Yeah, yeah. No lie. 334 00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,580 And then I say, "Not my problem." 335 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:45,754 [laughter] 336 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:46,859 Cheers to you, motherfuckers. 337 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,860 [all] Cheers. 338 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,829 - Let's do this! - [whooping] 339 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,831 ♪ Can graduate ♪ 340 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,212 Go again. Let's go again. 341 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,525 [Jordan] Come on, you know you want it. Let's go! 342 00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:58,838 Bring 'em round. Bring 'em around. 343 00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:02,531 - [coughs] - [laughing] 344 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,225 Yes. Yeah. 345 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,227 - Wow, dude. - Yeah. 346 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,885 [whooping, cheering] 347 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,853 It goes small, then it goes... 348 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,958 - ♪ Can I graduate? ♪ - ♪ Can I graduate? ♪ 349 00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:22,584 Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up. 350 00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,863 I got something to say. I wanna get this off my chest. 351 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,106 Make it real quick, then we'll go back to the partying. 352 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,797 Looking at everybody at this table, 353 00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:30,903 some of you guys are not gonna be here in a couple of months. 354 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,423 I get that. Because of performance levels. 355 00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,908 But for most of you, I love this group so much. 356 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,737 I am so proud of this team. 357 00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:40,292 - Pussy. - I will knock you out, motherfucker. 358 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,121 Shut the fuck up. Trying to get through this. 359 00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,468 You know, this isn't something I'm comfortable doing, being nice. 360 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:48,541 But I wanna say it. You guys work so damn hard. 361 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,371 And if you know anything about me, 362 00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:53,822 you know that everything I do here is for my wife and my kids, right? 363 00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:56,377 And having said that, fuck 'em. 364 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:59,621 This is my fucking family, right here! 365 00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:02,935 - [cheering] - Guillermo. Get the fuck up here. 366 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:07,146 Get up here. Guillermo de la fucking Cruz. 367 00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:10,287 This kid shows up early, stays late. 368 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,772 Works his ass off, never complains. 369 00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,567 And I love it. 370 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:15,983 And I love you. Welcome to the family, my brother. 371 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:19,055 Let's hear it for Guillermo! 372 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,850 [distant cheering] 373 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:29,513 I may look wistful, but that is the look all generals have 374 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:32,345 when they hear the enlisted men carrying on. 375 00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,623 Let them sing and boast. 376 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:38,005 It is better that I keep my distance. 377 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,386 [Jordan] Guillermo, let's go! 378 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,251 Well, I don't wanna take up any more of your time, Mr. Smith, 379 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,841 except to say that I believe in the power of rail. 380 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:49,706 And not just for the economics of this great country, 381 00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:51,363 but for the entire planet. 382 00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:53,986 It's one of the reasons that I think I make a great fit. 383 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,471 'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb. I'm a fool-- 384 00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:58,266 Greg Smith stop you there. 385 00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,303 - Yeah. - [grunts] 386 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,961 [Sean] Shit, I shouldn't have made the joke. 387 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:11,039 Railroad more than get freight A to B point. 388 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:15,180 - It more than business for money profit. - Yeah. 389 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:18,183 - It about connect people. - Yeah. 390 00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:21,013 It about bring folk together. 391 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,636 [chuckling] Yeah. I couldn't agree more. 392 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:26,570 Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib. 393 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,124 Welcome to railroad. 394 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,367 - All right. - [grunting] 395 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,474 [Colin] I am so proud right now. 396 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:36,201 I-I told you he could do more than just grunt work. 397 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:38,548 Yeah, but you know he wasn't actually supposed to hire Sean. 398 00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:39,998 Yeah. 399 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,034 So, uh, how many days do I get off? 400 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,589 Fair enough. But he didn't kill anyone. 401 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:49,041 I cannot believe you hired him, 402 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,699 let alone made him a vice president. 403 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,874 What? I think Sean will make a fantastic vice president. 404 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,842 Me like cut of Sean jib. 405 00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,189 Yeah. I couldn't agree more, Monster. 406 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:03,055 He's super qualified, and he's incredibly charismatic. 407 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,678 - [Monster grunts] - I mean, damn Sean for being so good. 408 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,404 [Guillermo] What's up, motherfuckers? 409 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,924 "Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you be shitting in your shed? 410 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:13,514 No. Me and Jordan and the LBO team went out for steak... 411 00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,688 - [Nadja] Ugh. - ...because we closed 412 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:18,174 on the Hancock and Sons deal. 413 00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,590 Oh, Hancock and Sons. That's a quality shirt. 414 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,247 [scoffs] Not anymore. 415 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,456 We just bought it for the brand and the land. 416 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,527 - [Nadja groans] - The rest of it can go fuck itself. 417 00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:29,564 - [Laszlo] Ooh. - No, no. Not fuck itself. 418 00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:33,396 Like Jordan said, this is a net positive for the consumer to get a cheaper product. 419 00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:34,811 That is just a nice way of saying 420 00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:37,469 that you get rich off the bones of the old workers. 421 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,264 You don't know what you're talking about. You know why? 422 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,921 Because you are not on the team. 423 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,647 [chuckling] 424 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:46,374 [inhales sharply] Bitch, I am the team. 425 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,584 I built you up from a nobody in the mail room. [hisses] 426 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,655 I was told at my onboarding 427 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:55,797 that nobody is a nobody at Cannon Capital Strategies. 428 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:59,146 [Nadja] It is not right that this insolent little shed-dweller 429 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:01,079 should ever claim to be better than me. 430 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,666 Whatever, Nadja, 'kay? 431 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,737 Yeah, maybe you did help me get a few steps ahead. 432 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,395 - But you know what? You're not that great. - [Nadja gasps] 433 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:10,743 In fact, that whole office is made up of tiny little shed-dwellers. 434 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,332 Jordan loves me because I crush it, 435 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,748 and you're all sitting around with your dicks in your hands. 436 00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:17,992 - [imitates popping] - Why not? It's our house. 437 00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:22,170 Those pencil dicks will rue the day they ever overlooked me. 438 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,344 [Jordan] Okay. So let's wait for their counter, 439 00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:27,277 but be prepared to be very aggressive with them, 440 00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:29,521 because I've seen this before. 441 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:30,868 - Okay? - Yeah. 442 00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:33,525 What else do we have on the agenda? I know there's some more-- 443 00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:37,598 Which of you sons of bitches wants to live in a mansion? 444 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:40,048 Yeah, I think you're in the wrong meeting there, Elvira. 445 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,361 - Okay? This is the LBO team. - Sorry. 446 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:46,158 I thought this was the team with dicks so big they wiped the floors. 447 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,610 But if you're too busy sucking each other off, I can go elsewhere. 448 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:54,166 Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire you. What do you... What do you got? 449 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,893 Do you like trains? 'Cause I know your mom does. 450 00:18:56,894 --> 00:19:00,310 And this is too big even for her wide-set legs. 451 00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:05,867 Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad, absolutely creaming with assets. 452 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:09,320 - Open season. - [Jordan] Yeah, this might be something. 453 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:13,841 Well, how's it feel? 454 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,981 [chuckles] Like I belong, right? 455 00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:20,019 What do I do now? Call a meeting? Make a spreadsheet? 456 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,366 [Colin] The world's your oyster. 457 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,091 You're higher up on the org chart than we are. 458 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,197 - I am? - Oh, yeah. You're a VP. 459 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,889 Laszlo's a deputy senior director, 460 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,340 and I'm a, uh, railroad consultant. 461 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,860 - Marone. That's a lot of responsibility. - Yeah. 462 00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:36,208 We should do something official. Let's go check out the trains. 463 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,762 That's a great idea. Let's go and check out the trains. 464 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,523 - There are no trains. - I know that. 465 00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:42,559 I just don't wanna disappoint Sean. 466 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,561 Maybe we can tell him the trains were stolen? 467 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,046 He's not gonna believe a preposterous lie like that. 468 00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,014 Wait a minute. What's Nadja doing here? 469 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,223 Well, here we are. 470 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:55,227 You can see for yourself how active and alive and real it is. [chuckles] 471 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,886 Ah, my darling. What a pleasant surprise. Who are your guests? 472 00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:02,786 Uh, us business banker types are very interested in 473 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:05,444 the Staten Island Southwestern Railway with a view to purchase. 474 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,101 Am I right, my guys? 475 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:09,759 I'm so sorry. Is this a joke? 476 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,623 - What are you even pointing at? - [Lisa] What? 477 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:13,728 There's nothing even on this paper. 478 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,868 And on the other side it just says train over and over again. You see that? 479 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,939 [Lisa] This computer is fake. It's made of plastic. 480 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,459 Is this a fucking prank or something? Is this a prank show? 481 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,530 - Are you fucking with us? - 'Cause that would be funny. 482 00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:26,154 No, no. No. This is actually a tremendous, good business deal. 483 00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,364 Very ruthless stuff. 484 00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:30,262 And we're gonna be drunk on gold. 485 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,264 It's all right, my darling. They've sussed it. 486 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,955 The office is bullshit. 487 00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,371 It was done just for the benefit of my friend, Sean. 488 00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:36,717 - Well, that explains it. - Sean. 489 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,097 Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean? 490 00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:40,893 Sean is my best friend. He means everything to me. 491 00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:44,897 So you brought us to Staten Island for some straight bullshit? 492 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,244 [Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah. And it'd be great 493 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,004 if you fellas just played along. 494 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,833 - He's a nice guy. - Yeah, I don't think so. 495 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,456 This is fucking mental. 496 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,630 - Jordan is gonna be so pissed. - I don't care about Jordan! 497 00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:56,184 My husband spent $3,000 on this place. 498 00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:57,841 It was actually $3,500. 499 00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,636 - [Nadja groans] - Hold up. 500 00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:02,432 - This whole floor went for 35 hundo? - Only for the month. 501 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,676 Shit. That's way below market value, even in Staten Island. 502 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:06,747 - Got eyes on that market, guys. - That's good. 503 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:08,852 - That's crazy. - They're probably part of a family trust 504 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,785 where they all hate each other and wanna cash out. 505 00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:13,478 This is a family in crisis. Let's go. [laughs] 506 00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:16,274 [Jimmy] Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes. 507 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:21,520 Even though there was no railroad, the real estate was very "undervalued." 508 00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:23,695 Yeah. Plus, that real estate girl I've been fucking, 509 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,766 she told me Staten Island, it's the new Bushwick. 510 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,526 Yes! 511 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:30,357 I may not know what any of that means, but it makes no difference. 512 00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:32,705 I still made it happen. 513 00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:35,638 [Lisa] Good work. Let's go, Magda. 514 00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:37,709 You might've just saved your job. Yeah. 515 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,988 My darling wife Nadja not only proved her mettle with the financiers, 516 00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:43,370 but she also solved the Sean dilemma. 517 00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:45,061 He got a job at the railroad. 518 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:46,511 - Come and take a walk with me. - Yeah. 519 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:49,134 The railroad went under as railroads often do. 520 00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,792 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Beyond my control. 521 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,001 I'm taking my train, which my grandpa gave me. 522 00:21:54,002 --> 00:21:57,142 This place doesn't deserve me. I'm leaving. 523 00:21:57,143 --> 00:21:59,178 So do me a favor. When you're putting those decks together, 524 00:21:59,179 --> 00:22:00,732 I just want you to double check 525 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,906 to make sure all the valuation spreads are... [sighs] 526 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:04,356 What the fuck, dude? 527 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,979 I thought I told you to fire that weird janitor. 528 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,705 - Yeah. No. I know, but-- - I don't wanna hear it, okay? 529 00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:09,914 Just get it done. 530 00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,676 [Guillermo] I don't wanna fire Nandor. 531 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,023 But it's like Jordan said, it's about being the right fit. 532 00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:17,542 Fuck. 533 00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,267 And maybe that's what we were. Or weren't. 534 00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:22,341 Nandor couldn't make me a vampire, and I can't make him a janitor. 535 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,345 Okay. [whispering] This is why they pay you the money. 536 00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:31,591 [sighs heavily] 537 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,289 Nandor, hey. Busy? 538 00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:44,292 Um, just doing some light cleaning. 539 00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:45,259 Please, take a seat. 540 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,986 [sighs] Great. 541 00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:53,405 [groans loudly] It feels good to take some weight off the old tootsies. 542 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,926 - Yeah. A break is good. - What is cracking? 543 00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:59,238 - You know. Same old, same old. - Mmm. 544 00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:04,968 You know, I noticed that Jordan is starting to show a real special confidence 545 00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:07,315 in you, Guillermo, and he's wise to do so. 546 00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:09,387 - Thank you. - I mean it. 547 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,803 I think you will do very well here. 548 00:23:11,804 --> 00:23:14,496 - I think so too. Which is why-- - I'm proud of you. 549 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,052 Okay. You know, there's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna say it. 550 00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:20,985 Say what? 551 00:23:22,815 --> 00:23:29,408 That we, as a company, need to downsize. 552 00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:34,446 Downsize. What is downsize? 553 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,827 - Sounds exciting. [chuckles] - Nah. 554 00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:38,312 It's when you have to let people go. 555 00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:39,452 It's not Jimmy, is it? 556 00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:41,798 No, it's not Jimmy. 557 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:45,906 [sighs] Whew. Jimmy is my number one bro. 558 00:23:45,907 --> 00:23:49,600 No, I'm telling you because you're the one that we have to let go. 559 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:54,846 You're firing me? 560 00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,330 Yes, but if you think about it, 561 00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:58,297 it's the best thing that could ever happen to you. 562 00:23:58,298 --> 00:24:00,438 I just want you to know that it was not my decision. 563 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,234 It's fine. I'll just, um... 564 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:05,616 I'm so sorry. 565 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:08,447 Good luck, Guillermo. 566 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,311 Good luck, Nandor. 567 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:15,661 Excuse me. 568 00:24:17,317 --> 00:24:22,114 You know what, I'm great. It's been a positive experience. 569 00:24:22,115 --> 00:24:24,807 Guillermo, he's like a baby bird, 570 00:24:24,808 --> 00:24:27,810 like a little falcon looking for his first bit of prey. 571 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,639 He has to prove himself. 572 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,817 So, no, I am in no way, shape or form humiliated by the fact that I have 573 00:24:34,818 --> 00:24:38,649 just been fired by my own... by my former... 574 00:24:39,719 --> 00:24:41,030 You know what? I... 575 00:24:41,031 --> 00:24:42,825 [audio feedback from microphone] 576 00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:43,654 Yes. 577 00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:45,725 Excuse me. 578 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:48,694 Please. 579 00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:53,249 I said please! 580 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,734 [boxes clatter] 581 00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:01,568 [door opens, closes] 582 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:04,123 ♪ I'm going to work ♪ 583 00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:08,299 ♪ Until... ♪ 584 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,198 [Sean] I'll always treasure my brief time at the railroad. 585 00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:12,820 There you go. 586 00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:14,270 I came away from it knowing that I got value. 587 00:25:14,271 --> 00:25:15,409 Fuck, fuck. 588 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:16,755 Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity. 589 00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:18,205 Wish me luck. 590 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:20,690 You know which way to the Sean Rinaldi interview? 591 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:23,555 I mean, I'm still seeking similar VP positions in the transportation sector, 592 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,937 but till one of those comes along, 593 00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,284 I'm gonna keep my hand in right here at TaskRabbit. 594 00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:31,736 'Cause this guy is gonna be okay. 595 00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:34,429 ♪ I'm going to work ♪ 596 00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:39,089 ♪ Till the setting ♪ 597 00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:43,265 ♪ Of the sun ♪ 598 00:25:44,922 --> 00:25:47,545 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 599 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:53,551 ♪ The seeds of sorrow ♪ 600 00:25:53,552 --> 00:26:00,179 ♪ There'll be no tomorrow ♪