1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,424 But one might ask, 2 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,592 "What happens after we conquer the tristate area?" 3 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:13,095 To which I say, first thought, best thought. 4 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,180 - [Nadja snores] - We head west. 5 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,391 Quick question, how long will this presentation take? 6 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:20,644 {\an8}Well, okay, I did plan a lunch midway through, 7 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,646 {\an8}right out there in the foyer. 8 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:25,734 [Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring. Terribly sorry, Jerry. I must take this. 9 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,569 Hello? Really? 10 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,195 You need me now, you say? 11 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,031 Do excuse me. I'll be straight back, I promise. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,866 I can tell you're not holding a telephone. 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,868 - Immediately? Ah! - [The Guide gasps] 14 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,453 All right, person on the end of this mobile. 15 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,537 [Jerry] It's not a phone. 16 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:39,913 - He said, "Ring, ring." - [The Guide] Yes. 17 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:42,583 - [Jerry] There's no cord. - Wake up. 18 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,792 We'll press forward. 19 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,544 [yawning] Great presentation, Jerry. 20 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:49,840 Unfortunately, me and Nandor have a 9:00 p.m. on the books. 21 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,925 - So... [chuckles] ...thank you so much. - Yes. 22 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,636 [Nandor] Okay, uh... - [The Guide and Jerry sighing] 23 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,263 {\an8}Bye then. 24 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,057 - [Jerry clears throat] - Bye. 25 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,558 {\an8}- [Nadja scoffs] Thought you guys actually 26 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,894 were taking the vampire domination seriously this time. 27 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,228 - We are. - We are, Jerry. 28 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,355 - Yeah? - [Nadja] Just not right now. 29 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,399 Great. So now I'm talking to the ghost doll 30 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,525 and the energy vampire. 31 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,069 - Hi. Colin Robinson. - [Jerry] Right. 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,654 [Colin] Can you just take it from the top? 33 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,115 {\an8}[♪ "You're Dead" playing] 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,367 {\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 35 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,829 {\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 36 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:23,248 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 37 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,543 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 38 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,005 {\an8}♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 39 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:32,758 ♪ You've sold out your dream To the world ♪ 40 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,594 {\an8}♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 41 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,764 {\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 42 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:52,194 {\an8}I am loving my job at Cannon Capital Strategies. 43 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,864 Every day, I am greasing the filthy wheels of commerce 44 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,283 and learning the dark arts of corporate America, 45 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:02,121 {\an8}all the while, secretly helping Guillermo rise through the ranks here. 46 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,290 {\an8}I have had to go above and beyond at times 47 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,000 {\an8}- to, you know... - [Guillermo] Oh, my God, he's choking. 48 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,795 ...help these dogs really appreciate Guillermo. 49 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,004 [pendant clinks] 50 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:12,089 - Look at that. - Nice. 51 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,382 - [Lisa] Oh, my God. - [office worker] Yes. 52 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,051 - [Lisa] Guillermo saved his life. - [office worker] Yes. 53 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,805 But I think they are coming around. [chuckles] 54 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,015 Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making a big announcement in 15 minutes. 55 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,060 So don't go anywhere, okay? 56 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,644 [Guillermo] Hey, Jimmy, there you are. 57 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,814 You see how he talks like the little piss king of everything now? 58 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,316 [scoffs] Oh. [chuckles] No rest for the wicked. 59 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,069 ♪ What a way to make a living! ♪ 60 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,865 [Nandor] Things are going really well for me here. 61 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:42,704 To be considered an important part of the team is refreshment for my spirits. 62 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:46,957 {\an8}It reminds me of the old Al-Quolanudarian folktale 63 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,711 of the humble sheepherder who was secretly a prince. 64 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,797 One day, the people here are gonna be very surprised to learn 65 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:58,093 that the janitor who scoops out their hangover vomit from wastepaper bins 66 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:00,679 is in fact a very powerful warrior. 67 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,472 There he is. What's up, Andy? 68 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,474 So someone took a shit on the toilet seat again. 69 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,893 I will fix. 70 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,102 All right, listen up! 71 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,729 I got the big news. 72 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,938 It's official. 73 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:13,442 We have acquired Hancock and Sons. Yeah! 74 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:17,529 This is a name that is synonymous with classic American style, 75 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,407 and it's got insane brand equity out the ass. 76 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,577 - Yo! Yeah! - No, it's just a stellar, 77 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,661 stellar acquisition. 78 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,246 I'm so proud of you guys. 79 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,498 And special kudos to the motherfucking 80 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,209 - LBO team over here. - Oh, no! 81 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,877 - Killing it. Let's party! - You, you! 82 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,045 Yeah! 83 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,671 - All right. Pop it up. - [Nadja] Yeah! 84 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,340 - Yeah. All right. - [Nadja] Business! 85 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,591 - Money! - Back to work, every-- 86 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,510 - [Nandor] Jordan. Congratulations. - You ready for those... 87 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,304 Thank you. 88 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,223 - [office worker] Jordan! To you, Jordan! - Yeah! 89 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,767 - We did this. Yeah! - [Guillermo] So, basically, 90 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,603 {\an8}we license the Hancock and Sons name to the highest bidder 91 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,813 {\an8}who make the clothes super cheap in Asia, 92 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:55,109 {\an8}which is a great job for a third-world kid. [clears throat] 93 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,278 And then all the factories that we close down in the US 94 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,030 get converted into, like, drug clinics. 95 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,865 Pretty clever if you think about it. 96 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,825 - [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo! - Yes, master... 97 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,620 - Yes, Jordan? - Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film. 98 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,121 Cool kicks, dude. 99 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,457 Hey, did you get my spot at Gage and Tollner? 100 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,793 Yeah, you got it. 7:30, window seat. 101 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,586 Okay, I'm gonna actually need you to make that 8:00. 102 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,171 - Okay. - And I may not go at all. 103 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,631 - All right. - So make a note. [chuckles] 104 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,424 - Okay. [chuckles] - Hey, level up, bro. 105 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,634 - Level up. [imitates explosion] - There it is. 106 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,595 - No, we don't explode. We fist... - No? Sorry. Yeah. 107 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,180 Yeah, we'll keep working on it. 108 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,808 Hot tip. This little ding-dong is partner material. 109 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,143 - Trust me. - What? No. It's easy when you have 110 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,396 - a cool boss like Jordan. - Shut the fuck up! 111 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,106 I've learned so much from him. 112 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,358 He's, um... Well, I hear he's quite the dealmaker. 113 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,568 - Thank you very much. - So I kind of see him now 114 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:40,112 more as a mentor. 115 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,989 He can also be very demanding. 116 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,866 What the fuck is this, huh? What the fuck is that? 117 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,828 Pick it up. Get the hell out. 118 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,912 Goddamn it. 119 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,539 But, you know, nothing I'm not used to. 120 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,207 - [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo. - Yep? 121 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,542 Yeah, one more thing. 122 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,419 You know that janitor you're kind of friendly with? 123 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,672 The one that's getting in everyone's face all the time? Andy? 124 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,173 I don't know. Maybe Nandor? 125 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,717 - That's it. - Yeah. I don't know him. 126 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,761 You know, every time the son of a bitch comes in my office to empty the trash... 127 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,555 - Mm-hmm. - ...he starts up a ten-minute conversation. 128 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,683 - I'll talk to him. - No, no. Fire him. 129 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,020 {\an8}[groans] 130 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,231 {\an8}Looks good to me. We should, uh, try him out on the road. 131 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,900 See how he does at a quinceañera or something. 132 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,193 [Laszlo] You'll do no such thing. 133 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:23,155 This creature was created for shit work, and shit work it will do. 134 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,366 [Nadja through intercom] Laszlo, Sean is here. 135 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,242 - [Laszlo] Fuck. - Laszlo? 136 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,037 Hello, my darling. Tell him I'll be right up. 137 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,996 He's already on his way down. 138 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,414 Shit. Cover him up. 139 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,374 [Colin] Well, you're wrong, Laszlo. 140 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:37,462 This monster could do so much more than just shit work. 141 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:41,215 - Well, I'll be the judge of that. - Night night, little buddy. See you later. 142 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:43,508 - Whoa. - [Laszlo] Seanay! 143 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,761 Oh, what the fuck is this place? 144 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,637 Some sort of torture chamber? [chuckles] 145 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,057 [Laszlo] No, no, no. Welcome to the laundry room. 146 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,767 Smells like scrambled eggs and piss. 147 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:55,103 Well, Nadja insists that we use an organic detergent. 148 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:58,858 It's cool. Cool. So you guys still work at the railroad, right? 149 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:03,195 Of course we do. Yeah, I work at the railroad. 150 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,363 Me too. 151 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,074 {\an8}For a few years now, we've had to tell Sean that we work at the railroad. 152 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,077 {\an8}Which explains the rather odd hours we keep. 153 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,661 {\an8}He usually doesn't ask questions, 154 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,915 which is good because we don't know dick about the railroad. 155 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,459 - So that's a... It's a pretty cool job. - [Laszlo] It's about the coolest. 156 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,919 The railroad is a great company. 157 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,005 - Sean's not what you would call curious. - [laughs] 158 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:25,551 ♪ Seanay! ♪ 159 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,137 Well, I just got shitcanned from the TSA. 160 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:31,348 Charmaine's been on my ass about asking 161 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:35,644 if, I don't know, you know, maybe I could get an interview with the railroad. 162 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:36,728 But fuck me, you know. 163 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,605 You want an interview, you got it. 164 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,689 - Seriously? - Yeah. 165 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,192 - [laughing] Oh, that's awesome. - [Laszlo] Anything for a friend. 166 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,069 You're the best friend I've ever had in my life. 167 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,320 I swear to you guys, 168 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,114 I am not gonna let you down. 169 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,198 Not even you, Dilbert. 170 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,992 I gotta tell Charmaine right now. 171 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,163 - Shit. - We don't actually work at the railroad. 172 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,248 Yes, I do know that. 173 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,042 Just hypnotize the guy so he forgets about the interview. 174 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,961 I wish I could. He's almost brain-dead. 175 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,130 He's hypnotized out. 176 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,005 He's a proper idiot. 177 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:07,050 Doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I mean, he really is stupid. 178 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,010 But he's my friend. I can't let him down. 179 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:12,222 Hey, elevator box don't go-go. 180 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,851 You need to press one of the buttons, Sean. 181 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,060 - [elevator bell dings] - [Sean chuckles] There we go. 182 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,271 Good gravy. 183 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,024 Yo, Big G. 184 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,775 - What is that, tea? - Yeah. 185 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,277 [chuckles] Okay. 186 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,196 I need you to book the back room at Modus for Friday night. 187 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:31,324 We're gonna go ham on some steaks with the whole team. That includes you. 188 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,452 - Really? - Yeah. You're special to me, ding-dong. 189 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,786 - Okay. - Look at that smile. 190 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:35,872 You earned it, bro. 191 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,373 What the fuck? 192 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,460 Hey, the fuck is he still doing here? I told you to fire that hippie. 193 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,421 Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped. I haven't got around to-- 194 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,881 Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped. 195 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,258 If you're not ready to step up, I need to know, like, right now. 196 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,343 I'm ready. 197 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:54,056 Hi. 198 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,815 {\an8}Welcome to the Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad. 199 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:07,611 [Laszlo] We brainstormed several ways out of our Sean dilemma, 200 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,614 but in the end, the simplest plan was the best, 201 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,617 which was to rent an entire corporate office floor 202 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:17,078 and hire a bunch of actors to pretend they're working at a railroad office. 203 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,122 Christine, we're gonna need more phones. 204 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,082 Derryberry, not West Brighton. Derryberry. 205 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,793 Now, you two are gonna be in an office romance. 206 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,879 You know, I wanna really feel the tension. 207 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,255 Do I get extra for that? 208 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,716 Uh, no, you don't. You're lucky to even be here. 209 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:32,010 [Colin] Don't overthink it, guys. 210 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,595 Pretend you work at the railroad. 211 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,265 Sometimes you look at a clock. Sometimes you look at a map. 212 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:40,018 You're always angling for some workmen's comp 213 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,687 so you can sit on your big butts. 214 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,815 That's the dream of a railroad worker. 215 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,948 [humming] Guillermo! What is cracking, my friend? 216 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:56,326 You know, just crushing it, climbing up that ladder. 217 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,328 - You know how it is. - I do. 218 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,332 I am also making arrangements in the friendship department. 219 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,626 Okay. So, here's the thing. 220 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,753 Jordan has asked me to tell you-- 221 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,882 Advice from the great Jordan. Do tell. 222 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,969 Well, Jordan has asked me to tell you-- 223 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,512 Did I win employee of the month? 224 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:20,017 He wants me to tell you that he thinks you should... 225 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:25,272 blend in more with the background. 226 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:30,319 - The background? I-- - Kinda be more invisible. 227 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:31,946 Invisible? 228 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,991 Yes, of course. 229 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,660 You know, as a powerful warrior, 230 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:43,498 I'm not so used to tamping down my natural air of cold command. 231 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:47,378 Such a personality can cast a long shadow. 232 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,380 - That's it. - Thank you for the advice, Guillermo. 233 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,550 It'll be as if I'm not even here. 234 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,093 Okay. 235 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:57,971 [Sean] Give me another fact. 236 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,265 Our trains specialize in moving units. 237 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,184 All right. Well, how many units? 238 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,936 - 2,000 units. - That's big. 239 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,272 Oh, engines. They run on electric or diesel? 240 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,816 Uh, electric diesel and I'll throw in some steam. 241 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,360 - Sounds like low emissions. - Strictly nocturnal. 242 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,237 [laughs] 243 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,655 I'm gonna love this company. 244 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,449 What a lovely surprise! 245 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,784 Seany, what is going on here? 246 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:23,246 Laz is prepping me for my interview with the railroad tomorrow. 247 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:26,124 - Could I borrow you, my Velvet King? - If you must. 248 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,584 [chuckles] Husband and wife business, you know. 249 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,669 Don't worry about it. Go over my resume. 250 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,172 [Nadja whispering] You idiot. There is no railroad. 251 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,590 [whispering] Well, that's why we built one. 252 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,258 You built a railroad? 253 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,968 Well, not the whole thing, just the office. 254 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,511 So you could give Sean a job? 255 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,221 Of course not. There is no job. 256 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:43,266 So we could give Sean an interview, build his confidence. 257 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,769 After this, he'll be getting jobs left, right and Chelsea. 258 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,771 I don't remember working at Kinko's. 259 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,357 [sighs] Laszlo, 260 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:50,857 [smacks lips] 261 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,735 Sean is very lucky to have a friend 262 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,989 who is as big and generous in his brains as he is in his knickers. 263 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,741 [Laszlo laughs] Yes. 264 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,329 You, uh, think I should get, like, a conductor's hat or something? 265 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:08,541 [Nandor] Of course I will miss the easy camaraderie of an office environment. 266 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:12,129 But such is the curse of powerful men. 267 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,382 - What's up, gangsta? - What's up? What! 268 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,467 At least I am helping Guillermo. 269 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,927 - You all good, man? - What's he doing? 270 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,011 You good? 271 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,304 All right. I gotta go. 272 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,014 - All right. - I'll see ya. 273 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,933 [Nandor] Of course it hurt a little, 274 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,144 but I was reminded of when I was a warlord. 275 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:32,774 I would always discourage nonsexual fraternization amongst the men. 276 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,235 [Sean] Whoa, this is one hell of a busy office. 277 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,945 And this is just the night shift? 278 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,364 Well, here at the railroad, we like to keep rolling. 279 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,324 [laughs] I see what you did there. 280 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,827 - [Laszlo] Are you ready? - [Sean] I'm ready as I'll ever be. 281 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,496 Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi to Nandor while I'm here, you know. 282 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,542 Yeah, I don't think that'll be possible. He's very busy at the moment. 283 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,252 There he is. Now, we'll just move on in here. 284 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,379 - Oh, yeah. - So, you're about to meet Mr. Smith. 285 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,215 Now, he's a tough nut to crack, a man of few words. 286 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,842 - Just relax and be yourself. - Yeah. 287 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,136 If I tell you to leave that office, then get out of the office. 288 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,053 What do you do? 289 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,514 - Get out of the office. - You got it. 290 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,183 - Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean. - [Laszlo] Yes. 291 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:11,187 Mr. Smith, this is the man we were telling you about. 292 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:16,025 Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith, president of the SISR. 293 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,236 He had a little fender bender over the weekend. 294 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,696 We're not gonna need that. 295 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,698 I wouldn't be so sure. 296 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,615 Greeting. 297 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,993 Hey, thank you for the opportunity. 298 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,870 - [groans] - [Sean grunts] 299 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,248 Damn, that's an interesting grip, huh? 300 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,792 We decided to kill two cats with one arrow, 301 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,336 meaning Sean gets his interview, 302 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:39,632 and the monster gets to show that he's a smart, cool dude. 303 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,760 [groans] Who Sean? 304 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,261 That's a great question. 305 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,679 Who is Sean Rinaldi? 306 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,558 Well, I'm a hard worker, a team player. 307 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,059 Why Sean railroad? 308 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,061 Boom. Another great question. 309 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:56,399 I will hold you responsible if today turns into carnage. 310 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,067 - It won't. - It might. 311 00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,027 I think to me, 312 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:04,073 the Staten Island and Southwestern Rail isn't in the business of transportation. 313 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,910 It's in the business of dreams. 314 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,537 - [monster groans] - [Sean chuckles] 315 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,833 - Sorry, I gotta ask, man. - [Guillermo] Hmm? 316 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,753 What's your fucking deal? Like, where do you even come from? 317 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,048 Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten Island, but I was raised in the Bronx. 318 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,424 [chuckles] No, motherfucker. 319 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:25,011 I mean, you were pushing the mail cart two weeks ago, and now you're an analyst? 320 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,679 Like, what the fuck's up with that? 321 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,517 Well, a junior analyst, but yeah, guess I'm pretty good at my job. 322 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,393 - [Guillermo chuckles] - Pretty fucking great at it, more like it. 323 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,561 [laughs] Yeah. 324 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,773 No, no. But seriously, bro, Jordan, he thinks you're the shit, man. 325 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,857 - Really? - That's right. 326 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,276 Yeah, yeah. No lie. 327 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,404 And then I say, "Not my problem." 328 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,323 [laughter] 329 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,658 Cheers to you, motherfuckers. 330 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,659 [all] Cheers. 331 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,829 - Let's do this! - [whooping] 332 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,580 ♪ Can graduate ♪ 333 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,124 Go again. Let's go again. 334 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,168 [Jordan] Come on, you know you want it. Let's go! 335 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,629 Bring 'em round. Bring 'em around. 336 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,383 - [coughs] - [laughing] 337 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,137 Yes. Yeah. 338 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,931 - Wow, dude. - Yeah. 339 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,642 [whooping, cheering] 340 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,185 It goes small, then it goes... 341 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,938 - ♪ Can I graduate? ♪ - ♪Can I graduate? ♪ 342 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,193 Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up. 343 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,404 I got something to say. I wanna get this off my chest. 344 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,656 Make it real quick, then we'll go back to the partying. 345 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,116 Looking at everybody at this table, 346 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,451 some of you guys are not gonna be here in a couple of months. 347 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,079 I get that. Because of performance levels. 348 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,456 But for most of you, I love this group so much. 349 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,333 I am so proud of this team. 350 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,794 - Pussy. - I will knock you out, motherfucker. 351 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,671 Shut the fuck up. Trying to get through this. 352 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,132 You know, this isn't something I'm comfortable doing, being nice. 353 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,177 But I wanna say it. You guys work so damn hard. 354 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,846 And if you know anything about me, 355 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,391 you know that everything I do here is for my wife and my kids, right? 356 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,060 And having said that, fuck 'em. 357 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,063 This is my fucking family, right here! 358 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,483 - [cheering] - Guillermo. Get the fuck up here. 359 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:06,905 Get up here. Guillermo de la fucking Cruz. 360 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,991 This kid shows up early, stays late. 361 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,577 Works his ass off, never complains. 362 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,828 And I love it. 363 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,747 And I love you. Welcome to the family, my brother. 364 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,791 Let's hear it for Guillermo! 365 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,669 [distant cheering] 366 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,968 I may look wistful, but that is the look all generals have 367 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,264 when they hear the enlisted men carrying on. 368 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,266 Let them sing and boast. 369 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,602 It is better that I keep my distance. 370 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,104 [Jordan] Guillermo, let's go! 371 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,774 Well, I don't wanna take up any more of your time, Mr. Smith, 372 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,444 except to say that I believe in the power of rail. 373 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,322 And not just for the economics of this great country, 374 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,865 but for the entire planet. 375 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,576 It's one of the reasons that I think I make a great fit. 376 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,120 'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb. I'm a fool-- 377 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,956 Greg Smith stop you there. 378 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,041 - Yeah. - [grunts] 379 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,752 [Sean] Shit, I shouldn't have made the joke. 380 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:10,636 Railroad more than get freight A to B point. 381 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,931 - It more than business for money profit. - Yeah. 382 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,934 - It about connect people. - Yeah. 383 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,561 It about bring folk together. 384 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,272 [chuckling] Yeah. I couldn't agree more. 385 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,234 Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib. 386 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,652 Welcome to railroad. 387 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,279 - All right. - [grunting] 388 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,949 [Colin] I am so proud right now. 389 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,743 I-I told you he could do more than just grunt work. 390 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,413 Yeah, but you know he wasn't actually supposed to hire Sean. 391 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,497 Yeah. 392 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,582 So, uh, how many days do I get off? 393 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,461 Fair enough. But he didn't kill anyone. 394 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:51,134 I cannot believe you hired him, let alone made him a vice president. 395 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,470 What? I think Sean will make a fantastic vice president. 396 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,431 Me like cut of Sean jib. 397 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,725 Yeah. I couldn't agree more, Monster. 398 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,395 He's super qualified, and he's incredibly charismatic. 399 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,314 - [Monster grunts] - I mean, damn Sean for being so good. 400 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,899 [Guillermo] What's up, motherfuckers? 401 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,527 "Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you be shitting in your shed? 402 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,989 No. Me and Jordan and the LBO team went out for steak... 403 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,284 - [Nadja] Ugh. - ...because we closed 404 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,702 on the Hancock and Sons deal. 405 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,246 Oh, Hancock and Sons. That's a quality shirt. 406 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,789 [scoffs] Not anymore. 407 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,958 We just bought it for the brand and the land. 408 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,002 - [Nadja groans] - The rest of it can go fuck itself. 409 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,838 - [Laszlo] Ooh. - No, no. Not fuck itself. 410 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,884 Like Jordan said, this is a net positive for the consumer to get a cheaper product. 411 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,135 That is just a nice way of saying 412 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,971 that you get rich off the bones of the old workers. 413 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,973 You don't know what you're talking about. You know why? 414 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,726 Because you are not on the team. 415 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,102 [chuckling] 416 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,897 [inhales sharply] Bitch, I am the team. 417 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,233 I built you up from a nobody in the mail room. [hisses] 418 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,110 I was told at my onboarding 419 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:55,239 that nobody is a nobody at Cannon Capital Strategies. 420 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,743 [Nadja] It is not right that this insolent little shed-dweller 421 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,828 should ever claim to be better than me. 422 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,080 Whatever, Nadja, 'kay? 423 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,165 Yeah, maybe you did help me get a few steps ahead. 424 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,709 - But you know what? You're not that great. - [Nadja gasps] 425 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,379 In fact, that whole office is made up of tiny little shed-dwellers. 426 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,882 Jordan loves me because I crush it, 427 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,384 and you're all sitting around with your dicks in your hands. 428 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,595 - [imitates popping] - Why not? It's our house. 429 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,975 Those pencil dicks will rue the day they ever overlooked me. 430 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,894 [Jordan] Okay. So let's wait for their counter, 431 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,021 but be prepared to be very aggressive with them, 432 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,232 because I've seen this before. 433 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,317 - Okay? - Yeah. 434 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,027 What else do we have on the agenda? I know there's some more-- 435 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:37,073 Which of you sons of bitches wants to live in a mansion? 436 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,617 Yeah, I think you're in the wrong meeting there, Elvira. 437 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,911 - Okay? This is the LBO team. - Sorry. 438 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,498 I thought this was the team with dicks so big they wiped the floors. 439 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,085 But if you're too busy sucking each other off, I can go elsewhere. 440 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:53,714 Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire you. What do you... What do you got? 441 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,509 Do you like trains? 'Cause I know your mom does. 442 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,846 And this is too big even for her wide-set legs. 443 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:05,476 Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad, absolutely creaming with assets. 444 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:09,064 - Open season. - [Jordan] Yeah, this might be something. 445 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,484 Well, how's it feel? 446 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,570 [chuckles] Like I belong, right? 447 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,615 What do I do now? Call a meeting? Make a spreadsheet? 448 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,868 [Colin] The world's your oyster. 449 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,660 You're higher up on the org chart than we are. 450 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,787 - I am? - Oh, yeah. You're a VP. 451 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:29,876 Laszlo's a deputy senior director, and I'm a, uh, railroad consultant. 452 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,295 - Marone. That's a lot of responsibility. - Yeah. 453 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,548 We should do something official. Let's go check out the trains. 454 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,426 That's a great idea. Let's go and check out the trains. 455 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,011 - There are no trains. - I know that. 456 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,054 I just don't wanna disappoint Sean. 457 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,056 Maybe we can tell him the trains were stolen? 458 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,642 He's not gonna believe a preposterous lie like that. 459 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,811 Wait a minute. What's Nadja doing here? 460 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,062 Well, here we are. 461 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:54,817 You can see for yourself how active and alive and real it is. [chuckles] 462 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:58,321 Ah, my darling. What a pleasant surprise. Who are your guests? 463 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:02,241 Uh, us business banker types are very interested in 464 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,203 the Staten Island Southwestern Railway with a view to purchase. 465 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,704 Am I right, my guys? 466 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,207 I'm so sorry. Is this a joke? 467 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,334 - What are you even pointing at? - [Lisa] What? 468 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,668 There's nothing even on this paper. 469 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,504 And on the other side it just says train over and over again. You see that? 470 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,381 [Lisa] This computer is fake. It's made of plastic. 471 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,009 Is this a fucking prank or something? Is this a prank show? 472 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,053 - Are you fucking with us? - 'Cause that would be funny. 473 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,932 No, no. No. This is actually a tremendous, good business deal. 474 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,852 Very ruthless stuff. And we're gonna be drunk on gold. 475 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,063 It's all right, my darling. They've sussed it. 476 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,147 The office is bullshit. 477 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,107 It was done just for the benefit of my friend, Sean. 478 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,400 - Well, that explains it. - Sean. 479 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,610 Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean? 480 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,321 Sean is my best friend. He means everything to me. 481 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:44,325 So you brought us to Staten Island for some straight bullshit? 482 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,785 [Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah. And it'd be great 483 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,620 if you fellas just played along. 484 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,497 - He's a nice guy. - Yeah, I don't think so. 485 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,706 This is fucking mental. 486 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,125 - Jordan is gonna be so pissed. - I don't care about Jordan! 487 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,753 My husband spent $3,000 on this place. 488 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,505 It was actually $3,500. 489 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,131 - [Nadja groans] - Hold up. 490 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,968 - This whole floor went for 35 hundo? - Only for the month. 491 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,387 Shit. That's way below market value, even in Staten Island. 492 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,222 - Got eyes on that market, guys. - That's good. 493 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,516 - That's crazy. - They're probably part of a family trust 494 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,434 where they all hate each other and wanna cash out. 495 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,229 This is a family in crisis. Let's go. [laughs] 496 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,606 [Jimmy] Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes. 497 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:21,070 Even though there was no railroad, the real estate was very "undervalued." 498 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,197 Yeah. Plus, that real estate girl I've been fucking, 499 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,449 she told me Staten Island, it's the new Bushwick. 500 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,575 Yes! 501 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:30,121 I may not know what any of that means, but it makes no difference. 502 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,416 I still made it happen. 503 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,334 [Lisa] Good work. Let's go, Magda. 504 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,211 You might've just saved your job. Yeah. 505 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:40,631 My darling wife Nadja not only proved her mettle with the financiers, 506 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,134 but she also solved the Sean dilemma. 507 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,677 He got a job at the railroad. 508 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,053 - Come and take a walk with me. - Yeah. 509 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,723 The railroad went under as railroads often do. 510 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,267 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Beyond my control. 511 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,644 I'm taking my train, which my grandpa gave me. 512 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,731 This place doesn't deserve me. I'm leaving. 513 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,774 So do me a favor. When you're putting those decks together, 514 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,192 I just want you to double check 515 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,570 to make sure all the valuation spreads are... [sighs] 516 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,904 What the fuck, dude? 517 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,407 I thought I told you to fire that weird janitor. 518 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,409 - Yeah. No. I know, but-- - I don't wanna hear it, okay? 519 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,786 Just get it done. 520 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,164 [Guillermo] I don't wanna fire Nandor. 521 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,833 But it's like Jordan said, it's about being the right fit. 522 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,917 Fuck. 523 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,836 And maybe that's what we were. Or weren't. 524 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,174 Nandor couldn't make me a vampire, and I can't make him a janitor. 525 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,345 Okay. [whispering] This is why they pay you the money. 526 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,558 [sighs heavily] 527 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,108 Nandor, hey. Busy? 528 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,861 Um, just doing some light cleaning. 529 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,029 Please, take a seat. 530 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,656 [sighs] Great. 531 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:52,953 [groans loudly] It feels good to take some weight off the old tootsies. 532 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,624 - Yeah. A break is good. - What is cracking? 533 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,626 - You know. Same old, same old. - Mmm. 534 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:04,632 You know, I noticed that Jordan is starting to show a real special confidence 535 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,884 in you, Guillermo, and he's wise to do so. 536 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,928 - Thank you. - I mean it. 537 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,305 I think you will do very well here. 538 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,309 - I think so too. Which is why-- - I'm proud of you. 539 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,688 Okay. You know, there's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna say it. 540 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:20,857 Say what? 541 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:29,199 That we, as a company, need to downsize. 542 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,036 Downsize. What is downsize? 543 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,538 - Sounds exciting. [chuckles] - Nah. 544 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,082 It's when you have to let people go. 545 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,459 It's not Jimmy, is it? 546 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,293 No, it's not Jimmy. 547 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:45,381 [sighs] Whew. Jimmy is my number one bro. 548 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:49,553 No, I'm telling you because you're the one that we have to let go. 549 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,557 You're firing me? 550 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,766 Yes, but if you think about it, 551 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,893 it's the best thing that could ever happen to you. 552 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,979 I just want you to know that it was not my decision. 553 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,066 It's fine. I'll just, um... 554 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,360 I'm so sorry. 555 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,238 Good luck, Guillermo. 556 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,116 Good luck, Nandor. 557 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:15,662 Excuse me. 558 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:21,750 You know what, I'm great. It's been a positive experience. 559 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,295 Guillermo, he's like a baby bird, 560 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,506 like a little falcon looking for his first bit of prey. 561 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,924 He has to prove himself. 562 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:34,305 So, no, I am in no way, shape or form humiliated by the fact that I have 563 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:38,393 just been fired by my own... by my former... 564 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:40,686 You know what? I... 565 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,521 [audio feedback from microphone] 566 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,607 Yes. 567 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,692 Excuse me. 568 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,653 Please. 569 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,073 I said please! 570 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,701 [boxes clatter] 571 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,124 [door opens, closes] 572 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,002 ♪ I'm going to work ♪ 573 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,131 ♪ Until... ♪ 574 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:11,008 [Sean] I'll always treasure my brief time at the railroad. 575 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,092 There you go. 576 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,094 I came away from it knowing that I got value. 577 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:15,012 Fuck, fuck. 578 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,514 Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity. 579 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,598 Wish me luck. 580 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,017 You know which way to the Sean Rinaldi interview? 581 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,145 I mean, I'm still seeking similar VP positions in the transportation sector, 582 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,439 but till one of those comes along, 583 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,900 I'm gonna keep my hand in right here at TaskRabbit. 584 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:31,487 'Cause this guy is gonna be okay. 585 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,241 ♪ I'm going to work ♪ 586 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,954 ♪ Till the setting ♪ 587 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:43,124 ♪ Of the sun ♪ 588 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,086 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 589 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:51,215 ♪ I’m going to sing until ♪ 590 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:56,554 ♪ My day is done ♪ 591 00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:00,058 ♪ Ooh ♪ 592 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,853 ♪ Ooh ♪