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One, two, three, four pillows on couch.
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What are they doing now? What did I miss?
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- [Nandor] Hey!
- Get out of the way.
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Nothing. They are not home yet.
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{\an8}We recently discovered,
besides our neighbors
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{\an8}Sean and Charmaine
on that side of the house,
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we also have neighbors on this side.
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Can you imagine? More neighbors.
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It was a stroke of blind luck
we discovered we even had a window
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on this side of the house.
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This side of the house.
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{\an8}Dear Guide, every time I call you,
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{\an8}I lose my nerves
like a chicken for the slaughter.
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I was-- Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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We have a window. It's a... It's a house.
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Hey. Ooh. Oh, sh...
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And now we are using that window
to spy on the neighbors.
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Why are they not home yet?
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Have you guys seen my phone anywhere?
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Not now, Guillermo.
We are spying on the neighbors.
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- Why?
- [Nadja] Look.
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They're home. They're home. They're home.
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What's this shit?
When did old bald guy grow hair?
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What?
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[Nadja] They're not even wearing the same
clothes they left in this morning.
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- Are they in disguise?
- And somehow looking 30 years younger.
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{\an8}So yeah, the house next door
is very obviously an Airbnb.
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{\an8}I guess I never taught them what--
No, you know what? I did. I did.
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They probably weren't listening.
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[Nadja] Oh, no.
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That house belongs
to shape-shifters. [spits]
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- Fuck.
- You're kidding me, right?
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Shape-shifters are extremely freaky.
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[Nadja] They're awful, abhorrent creatures
that use the most ancient of sorcery
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to transform into whatever murderous,
all-powerful shape
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their wicked hearts desire.
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And now they have infiltrated our street.
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I have had horrible experiences
with shape-shifters in the past.
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I was once in a relationship
with a woman for four years
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who then transformed into a possum.
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I stayed with her for six more months,
but then I just had to end it.
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This is a fucking nightmare.
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- It's just an Airbnb.
- [Nadja, Nandor] Shut up, Guillermo.
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{\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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{\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
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{\an8}♪ You've sold out your dream
to the world ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
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{\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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- [plays suspenseful tune]
- Recently, I've been beset
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{\an8}by the most strange and eerie feeling.
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A chill down my spine.
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A weight on my shoulders.
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The most ethereal sounds
coming from absolutely nowhere.
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[farting]
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Like that. Did you hear that?
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Actually, that was just me breaking wind.
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{\an8}But these macabre sounds are very similar.
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My wife Nadja thinks they might be ghosts,
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but I'm not so sure.
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[Nadja, Nadja Doll
chanting in foreign language]
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- [Nadja] Oh, shit!
- [Laszlo] Shit. Did the summoning work?
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- [Laszlo] So it did.
- [Nadja gasps]
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Ah. Aha!
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Hello, my son. It's me, Papa.
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- Fuck off.
- [Nadja scoffs]
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Laszlo. Laszlo!
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- [ghost] Oh...
- [Laszlo] No fucking way.
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I see the grumpy fellow
hasn't changed a lick.
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[laughs]
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Well, what a lovely sight you are.
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- Oh.
- Roderick Cravensworth.
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Is it really you? Laszlo's father?
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Well, if the tit fits the cup.
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- Definitely family, then.
- [Nadja Doll] Yes.
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And you must be his ethnic mistress.
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Yes, that is how it started.
But I am actually now very much his wife.
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We have been married
for many hundreds of years. [chuckles]
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How much I have missed.
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What a divine pleasure it is
to make your acquaintance.
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[Nadja] Oh... [chuckles] Oh.
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- Um, trying to get the kerchief.
- This is a perennial ghost issue.
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So I have to ask,
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- what's your unfinished business?
- Yes.
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Well, my tiny lady, I'm here to repair
my long-troubled relationship with Laszlo.
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Yes, he may be a vampire and I a spirit,
but we will always be, above all else,
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father and son.
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- [Nadja Doll] Aw...
- Yes, we love that.
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[Nadja Doll] So sweet.
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- Oh. Hello.
- [Nadja] Oh, yes.
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[stammers] What are these contraptions?
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Oh, uh, these are camera machines.
They take your portrait.
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Ah, yes, you have to keep very still.
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[Nadja] Um...
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Anyone else notice the ghost,
or is it just me?
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- Come on, Laszlo. Just introduce him.
- All right.
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Attention, everybody.
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May I introduce you to a man
who has gone by many names.
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- The Whispering Swordsman.
- [Nadja] Mmm.
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Scurrilous Bob. The Barkham Bone Digger.
The Marquess of Manchester.
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- Nice. Huh.
- The Black Finger.
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- And lastly, my father...
- [Nandor] Nice.
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- ...Lord Roderick Cravensworth.
- [Nadja chuckles]
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- You forgot one sobriquet.
- [Nadja] Oh?
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The Night Dog of Tresco.
But that was most of them.
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I'm delighted to meet
all of my beloved son's roommates.
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Although I did think perhaps
he would have had his own place by now,
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but what do I know?
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[Nadja, Nandor, Colin laugh]
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Let me ask you, sir.
How did you get all those dope nicknames?
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The finest man I ever knew
bestowed most of those monikers upon me.
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That is, soon after he saved my life
in deepest Sumatra.
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- Oh, wow. And what was his name?
- [Monster grunts]
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[groans] I can't remember.
I think it was Glen or something.
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- Glen.
- And who might this,
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uh, taciturn fellow be?
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- Get up.
- [grunts]
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This, Father,
is my greatest creation to date.
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I call him Cravensworth's Monster.
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Now, as you can see, I've created a man
by reanimating dead human flesh.
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Surpassing any of your own
scientific experiments.
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No, I tried it, but it didn't work.
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I just ended up with a dead body
with lots of bits stuck together.
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[stammers] I didn't reanimate it.
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I sewed the body bits together,
but I didn't do the reanimation.
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- So, well done. Yes.
- [Monster grunts]
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Although, not the most comely of fellows.
Perhaps he takes after his creator.
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- [Nadja laughs]
- [Nandor] Hey. [laughs]
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- [Colin] Very good.
- I would love a tour
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of Château de Cravensworth.
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Really? Well, it's a pity that
because we're very busy right now.
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Actually, Night Dog of Tresco,
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I would love to show you around
our humble abode.
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Fantástico. Lead on, squire.
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- Out here is what we call the foyer.
- [Roderick] Very good.
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- [Nandor] What a fun guy.
- [Nadja] So charming.
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- [Nadja Doll] Love him.
- What? He's not fun.
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- He's pretty fun.
- You've been beguiled
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by his wicked charms.
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The only reason he has come back here
is to make amends with you.
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Why don't you give him a chance?
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My darling,
that man is never to be trusted.
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Never.
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His silver tongue is as sharp
as the ivory paddle
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that he used to bring down
across my bare backside.
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He would spank me
in front of the polo horses.
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He'd give them a right show.
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My bare backside out in the wind
for all to see.
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How everyone would laugh
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as that paddle would come down
hard across my bare backside.
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"Arms out, head forward, be a good boy."
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It would come down again.
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Again and again and again.
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Are you okay?
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Forgive me. I'm not quite myself.
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Uh, I thought you
quite liked being spanked.
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[Nadja Doll] Oh, yeah.
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I used to keep these in my room,
but I ran out of space,
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so I had to move 'em up here.
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[beeping]
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You'll see why in a second.
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[Colin grunts, laughs]
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- Ta-da.
- What an impressive collection
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- of detailed maquettes.
- Really?
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Most people don't give a flying F
to the moon about my Funko army.
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No, I think they're enchanting.
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And who is this bewitching bonita?
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Oh, well, you have really good taste.
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That is Lizzo. And it's a rare one
because she's holding the flute.
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This one's also Lizzo.
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This one she's holding her purse,
but this one she's holding the flute.
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Geez, I'm sorry.
I'm-I'm probably boring you to death--
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No, no. Please, please.
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I could listen to you extemporize
on these plastic things for hours, my boy.
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Get your ghost hand off him, Father.
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Enough of the soft-shoe.
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Reveal your game
or suffer the consequences.
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Now, now. Calm down, my bubbly boy.
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Yeah?
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What's that in your hands?
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- What? This?
- Yes.
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It's a spirit catcher of my own invention.
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From the last time
we had a ghost infestation.
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Yeah. It also coincided
with me showing him Ghostbusters II,
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and a week later,
he "came up" with that device.
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It was a parallel thought.
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Well, I for one am fascinated by it.
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Do tell me about this divine device,
my cherubic Fibonacci.
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Well, it is quite interesting.
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- It's a atomic vacuum modified by myself.
- Atomic?
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- I added the blunderbuss.
- Blunderbuss?
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Yep. And as you can see,
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I've housed everything
into a large carriage clock.
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- That is stupendous.
- [Laszlo] Isn't it just?
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And, uh, I used this
from one of Nadja's old...
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- [Roderick] Mmm. Yes.
- ...dresses.
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You can get fucked.
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I'm onto you.
You only flatter when you want something.
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Well, you got five seconds
before I suck you to kingdom come.
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The last time I heard that was
on my penultimate visit to the cunny pot.
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- [Colin laughs] Cunny pot.
- [Nadja laughs]
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I didn't even hear it,
but I know it was funny.
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It was really funny. [laughs] It's good.
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[Colin laughs]
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[Laszlo] Ah. Fleet of foot.
Yes. His usual trick.
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Show yourself, you bastard.
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[scoffs] Look at these two.
Cooking dinner.
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- Please, as if.
- Bullshit.
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[Nadja] What are these
shape-shifting sons of bitches planning?
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Um, Airbnb shouldn't even be that hard
of a concept to wrap your head around.
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Will you shut the fuck up, Guillermo?
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- [Nandor] Yes.
- Okay.
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Nandor, I'll say it.
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We need to capture
and destroy the shape-shifters.
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Yes, I'm in full agreement, Nadja.
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So maybe I just go over there, and I kill
and mince them with my bare hands.
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Fuck. That's really good.
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Mmm.
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I think you should give your dad
another chance, Laszlo.
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I mean, he's really nice.
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And he knows a hell of a lot
about the spice trade.
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With all due respect, Colin Robinson,
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you haven't got a fucking clue
who the shit you're fucking with.
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Look, we're getting closer.
And closer. He's in here.
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Show yourself, Padre. Meet thy maker.
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[atomic vacuum clicking]
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Leslie, please wait.
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I know I haven't been the best father,
but I felt this pull to return.
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To be the father you've always needed.
233
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:06,790
And to learn about this incredible,
modern vampire life you lead.
234
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,000
You expect me to believe that shoeshine?
235
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,752
No. I think he means it.
236
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,506
I think he's really interested
in learning about our lives.
237
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,882
- Yes.
- Besides,
238
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,427
it's been really nice having
an older male figure in the house.
239
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,637
Yeah, it has.
240
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,181
I sure wish I had one
when I was growing up.
241
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,849
What? You fucking did. It was me.
242
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,560
I raised you from a baby, Colin Robinson.
243
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,314
You keep saying that
and people are gonna think you're...
244
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,565
My son.
245
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,818
You may well choose
to use that apparatus on me,
246
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,987
but know that I care about you deeply,
my rotten little soldier.
247
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:41,492
And I would give anything...
[sobs] ...for a second chance.
248
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,326
[sniffles]
249
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,913
[Roderick sobs] Oh... [whimpers]
250
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,039
Please don't cry, Father.
251
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,416
[crying]
252
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,334
- Please, don't cry.
- All right, then.
253
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,545
[atomic vacuum clicks, powers down]
254
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,630
All right, I'll give you a second chance.
255
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:59,384
But if you fuck up, I will suck you dry.
256
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,638
As the maître d' of the Hellfire Club
said to me whilst getting my peacoat.
257
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:07,058
You are literally the funniest man ever.
258
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,769
- [Roderick] I like him.
- All right.
259
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:16,484
So, Mr. Cravensworth asked us
to show him our New York,
260
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,903
and I get to choose where we go first.
261
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,489
Times Square M&M store, here we come.
262
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,574
Wait, Laszlo.
263
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,410
You're not just going out
into the world unattended.
264
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:29,289
I presume a gentleman of your station
has a manservant of some kind.
265
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,707
I do have a manservant.
266
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,209
I just choose not
to let him stay in the house.
267
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,586
Ah.
268
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,130
If you'll excuse me. I shall be a moment.
269
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,175
[Colin] My grandma's also a ghost.
270
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,886
- Hey, knock first.
- I need you to come with me,
271
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,013
pretend to be my manservant
and do not ask me why.
272
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,891
[sighs] It's okay if you're trying
to impress your dad's ghost.
273
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:48,975
- Well, I'm not.
- You know,
274
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,477
I would wanna impress my dad too.
275
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,646
Hypothetically. He left when I was three,
so I never got to meet him.
276
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,732
Right. Okay. That makes you
the luckiest man in the world.
277
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,400
Come on, Gizmo. Uh...
278
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,652
- Now!
- [sighs] Coming.
279
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,738
[engine chugging]
280
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,822
Give me a minute.
281
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,824
Are you sure you don't need me
to look under the hood?
282
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,285
[Laszlo]
No, I don't need anything. I'm fine.
283
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,453
Fuck!
284
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,581
I'm gonna go give him a hand
and sort this out.
285
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,874
[Laszlo] Fan-fucking-tastic.
286
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,753
You're very lucky to serve a man
as wonderful as my son.
287
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,506
- Hmm.
- If you're anything like my butler Cecil,
288
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,801
you'll know how to anticipate
his every need.
289
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,262
And I do mean his every need.
290
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,642
The G-spot. The erotic zone.
291
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,727
Oh. No, sorry.
292
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,480
It's not like that with your son and I.
293
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,817
Cecil worked my whirligigs like a maypole.
294
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,611
He was something
of a psychosexual chess master.
295
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,656
Could we talk about something else, maybe?
296
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,325
Have you ever kissed a ghost?
297
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,328
Now it's go time.
298
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,540
Lancer to Rawhide, do you read me? Over.
299
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,292
Rawhide to Lancer,
I can read you loud and clear.
300
00:13:56,293 --> 00:14:00,129
Why, hello, my sweet gooseberry jam.
How much for a go-round?
301
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,590
- Ahem.
- Miss Nadja, my sincerest apologies.
302
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,218
I briefly mistook you
for a lady of the night.
303
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,012
You thought I was a little fucking whore,
did you?
304
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,514
- Yes.
- You charmer.
305
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,433
Cut the cross talk, Rawhide.
Stay on mission!
306
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,395
That's lively.
Get a rag, Colin Robinson. Get a rag!
307
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,480
Okay.
308
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,358
Rawhide, make your way
through the side gate.
309
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,860
[Nandor] Be very quiet.
310
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,361
If they sense you coming,
311
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,781
they'll rip you apart
before you can even bare your fangs.
312
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,491
- But you got this.
- [Nadja whimpers]
313
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,493
You will soon see a mat.
314
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,288
On it is written "welcome."
315
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,331
Counts as an invitation.
316
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,793
[chuckling]
317
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,920
It would be easier to hide
if you stopped talking.
318
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,630
Okay. That's smart.
319
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,216
- I'll stop talking. [gasps]
- Shut up!
320
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,302
She's in.
321
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,471
[Nandor] Now she must hide
and catch them unawares.
322
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,808
Look at them! The shape-shifters.
323
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,642
They don't suspect a thing.
324
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:58,147
They're too busy playing
with the combat training blocks.
325
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,524
Oh, shit!
326
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,484
Shit, they've heard her!
They've heard her!
327
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,694
She's fucked!
328
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:08,698
Rawhide, shape-shifter one
has picked up a knife.
329
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,991
He's approaching you!
330
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,118
He could shape-shift at any moment!
331
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,954
Can you hear me? Over. Don't engage alone.
332
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,664
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
333
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,124
Rawhide, do you need backup?
334
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,208
Can you hear me?
335
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,962
Rawhide! Do you copy? Over.
336
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,509
- Ha! You beauty.
- [engine starts]
337
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,095
Bravo, my mechanical maestros.
338
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,347
[Colin] I fixed it.
339
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,350
It was the exhaust manifold.
I just had to get in there a little.
340
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:40,021
It wasn't the fucking exhaust manifold.
It was the spark ignition, and I fixed it.
341
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,358
Trust me. I fixed it all on my own, Daddy.
342
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,945
I meant, uh...
343
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,821
Um, I meant to say, uh,
344
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,573
- Mr. Cravensworth.
- [explosion]
345
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,116
[Laszlo] Fuck's sake!
346
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,619
[Nandor screams]
347
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,495
- [walkie-talkie beeps]
- Rawhide,
348
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,122
the shape-shifters took out the jalopy.
349
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,833
I've got your back, Rawhide!
350
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:04,128
- [screams, groans]
- Shit. Fuck. Sorry, Nate.
351
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,631
[Nadja] They're shifting! Fuck this!
352
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,759
- [Nandor] Rawhide!
- [Nadja grunts]
353
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,886
[grunting]
354
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,597
[sighs] Oh, good. She made it out.
355
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,641
I thought I was fucking dead. [exhales]
356
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,685
What's this? They got Nate?
357
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,189
- Yes, Nate got got.
- [Nadja] Oh, no.
358
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,817
- Wait. Wait a minute.
- What?
359
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,570
I was not watching you
the entire time that you were over there.
360
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:33,491
How do I know that you are actually you
361
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,119
and haven't been replaced
by a shape-shifter?
362
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,664
Are you fucking kidding me?
363
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,583
- [Nadja shrieks]
- [Nandor shouts]
364
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,043
- [Colin chattering]
- [Roderick chuckles]
365
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,586
- [Laszlo] Great.
- [Roderick] The truth is,
366
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,465
Sir Colin of Robinson,
that I never knew my own father.
367
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,341
Yeah, me neither.
368
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,386
It's a terrible thing
and leaves a man ill-equipped
369
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,097
when it comes to
his own turn at parenthood.
370
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,267
Oh, I-I think you're the coolest guy ever.
371
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,020
Well, you know,
you're not half bad yourself, young man.
372
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,105
Do you think...
373
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,523
Nah, it's kind of stupid.
374
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,525
No, please. Tell me.
375
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,739
I was going to ask
if I could maybe give you a hug.
376
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,201
I don't know that you'll be able
to feel these translucent arms of mine...
377
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,122
but I think we should have a go,
don't you?
378
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,125
All right. [chuckles]
379
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,754
I don't know.
Maybe I have been too harsh on my father.
380
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,839
After all,
he is showing kindness to Colin Robinson.
381
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,051
A Herculean task if ever there was one.
382
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,178
You're fucking kidding.
383
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,929
Remind me again, Nadja.
384
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,390
If that is in fact who you really are.
385
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,728
What is my favorite film?
386
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,814
I don't fucking know!
387
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,734
Captive did not know
that the captor's favorite film
388
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,487
is The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.
389
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,654
Enough of this!
390
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,824
Just because I ignore all of the bullshit
that you say,
391
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,993
does not prove that I am a shape-shifter.
392
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,370
If anything, it proves that it is me!
393
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,414
Someone who doesn't care
about anything you say!
394
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,665
Now, will you just untie me?
395
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,376
Okay, fine. You are not a shape-shifter.
396
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,003
Okay? I apologize.
397
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,881
I can admit when I'm wrong.
398
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:12,965
Done.
399
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,719
Sorry. I just was a little paranoid,
that's all.
400
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,762
It is odd, though.
401
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,849
I myself was away from you for a while
while I was in the house.
402
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,850
So?
403
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:28,064
Admit it. You are just a snaky,
tricky little shape-shifting bitch.
404
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,065
- [groans]
- Ha!
405
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,109
- Yeah, he is.
- We must not let them tear us apart
406
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,318
- like this.
- [door bell chimes]
407
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,402
Oh, shit.
408
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:37,406
[Guillermo] Nadja, Nandor! The lady
from next door is here to see you guys.
409
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,491
The shape-shifters are here.
410
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,035
The shape-shifters are here!
What are we gonna do?
411
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,453
- [groans]
- Pull yourself together!
412
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,080
- Thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
413
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,165
- I feel much better now.
- [Guillermo] Please come down!
414
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,127
I've been here 15 years and no one
by that description comes to mind.
415
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,461
- Really? Not those two?
- Who?
416
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,046
My guests said they were in the house.
417
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,048
They also said
that an old-timey car exploded.
418
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,926
Your guests? Hmm.
419
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,386
[whispers] Perhaps she is their leader.
420
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,889
No, she is the host of the Airbnb
and owner of--
421
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,974
Silence, Guillermo.
422
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,018
My guests also said
you were spying on them. With a telescope?
423
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,478
Listen here, shifty.
424
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,605
We are onto your little games.
425
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,149
What you have going on over there
426
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,069
violates all of the laws of nature.
[snarls]
427
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:19,365
Okay, fine. Technically, the unit
isn't zoned for an Airbnb, okay?
428
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,368
I'm just trying to make
some passive income. Is that such a crime?
429
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,911
What the fuck is she talking about?
430
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,291
- Guillermo, what is passive income?
- Yes. And what is "Airppp?"
431
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,417
Yeah, that's what's going on.
432
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,044
We figured out that
that was an illegal unit.
433
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,755
Shit. Okay, listen,
can we just keep this between us?
434
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,632
Maybe we can work out some kind of deal.
435
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,759
[both murmuring]
436
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,932
- [Monster] Great Britain.
- [Roderick] Yes, the British Empire.
437
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,269
We've plundered the world,
but our museums are fucking great.
438
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,229
What are you doing down here, Father?
439
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,483
Just having a bit of chitchat
with your curious creation.
440
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:54,985
Right.
441
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,655
Well, not easy for me to say this,
442
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:04,620
but I know you have paternal affection
for me, and that affection is reciprocal,
443
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:10,458
though not often displayed due to a fear
that it might not be returned in kind.
444
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,168
Very well put, my boy.
445
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,671
But what I'd like to do is begin a more
446
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,883
free-flowing communication
between the two of us.
447
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,220
That would gladden my heart, my bonny lad.
448
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,722
[chuckling]
449
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,475
- Hug Daddy.
- What are you--
450
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,560
- Hug Daddy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
451
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:34,899
Explain to me why the Book of Souls
is open on my workbench right behind you
452
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,735
and on that particular spell.
453
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,154
Yes, I thought as much.
454
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,491
I know exactly what you're doing
and the answer is a big fat no.
455
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:48,537
I forbid you to use my monster
as your vessel on this earthly plane.
456
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,123
I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.
457
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,959
Really? As soon as my back's turned,
458
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,087
you'd be up that bastard
like a frankfurter sausage in a bun.
459
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,588
- Coward.
- But, Son,
460
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,131
you don't understand what it's like,
461
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,426
the place where I come from,
where my spirit resides.
462
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,220
It's fucking awful.
463
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,764
All the classes are mixed together.
464
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,724
I have to talk to poor people.
465
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,227
I have to feign interest in the Welsh.
466
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,938
I can't touch myself. It's hell.
467
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,984
But if my ghost could inhabit
a human body, I could begin life anew
468
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:22,822
and have an orgasm again
for the first time in 200 fucking years.
469
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,240
It's all about you, isn't it?
470
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:29,161
Always about Lord Roderick Cravensworth.
No one else matters.
471
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:33,332
Ruining my life from day one.
Like when you humiliated me at Wimbledon.
472
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,502
You can't play power tennis.
There's no shame in that.
473
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:40,715
- You fucked my Latin tutor!
- Veni, vidi, veni. You got into Eton.
474
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,176
Hiring Rasputin to be my babysitter.
475
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,678
That was last minute.
476
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:49,140
And who can forget
when you murdered Mother?
477
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,559
- Not this again.
- Good grief.
478
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,978
Prove it.
479
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,563
Well, I'll tell you something.
480
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,315
You are not getting your hands
on my monster,
481
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,150
my greatest creation to date.
482
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,738
You will not be using him
as your meat puppet.
483
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,824
You think I'd want this
wretched homunculus for a body?
484
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,952
- [Monster] I right here!
- No, you have me all wrong.
485
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:14,290
You see, the divine human vessel
I wish to inhabit is your own.
486
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,917
- [Monster grunts]
- I beg your pardon?
487
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,919
Oh, come on, Son. You've had your turn.
488
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,506
Be a good boy
and let your daddy inhabit your flesh.
489
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,676
- The Father of the Fatherless. Shammash.
- No! No!
490
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:29,139
No! This must stop! [screams]
491
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:34,018
- O Ancient Ones. Gods of the Night.
- Shut your mouth!
492
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,603
Spirit catcher!
493
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,939
- [grunts]
- [Roderick speaks ancient language]
494
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:42,109
[screams] Get me my spirit catcher!
495
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,904
[grunts] Yes!
496
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,326
- Ha!
- [Monster grunts]
497
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:54,330
- [whooshing]
- Prepare to get sucked, Daddy.
498
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,916
No! Not like this!
499
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,839
No!
500
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,468
- [Monster grunts]
- Oof! [exhales]
501
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,308
[exhales]
502
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,977
Farewell, Father.
503
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,399
So yeah, after I spent another two hours
504
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,985
explaining to Nadja and Nandor
that our neighbor wasn't a shape-shifter...
505
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,530
I told you what it is. It's her space.
She's renting it out.
506
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,907
Remember I went to an Airbnb
on vacation for--
507
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,368
What has it got to do with the air?
508
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,203
- [Guillermo] We made a deal with her.
- [sighs]
509
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,915
We wouldn't report Nancy's illegal Airbnb
if she would let us stay
510
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,626
- for a free weekend once a month.
- I mean, look at this sign.
511
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:44,130
It says,
"Bye Felicia and take Karen with you."
512
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,090
I'm gonna start saying that.
513
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,591
[knocking]
514
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,176
- Hey.
- Come on in.
515
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,553
I just wanted to drop off
516
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,513
- some fresh baked cookies...
- Ooh!
517
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,349
...to say thank you for your discretion.
518
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,101
- [mimics zipping]
- Couldn't possibly.
519
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,812
- Thank you, Nancy.
- Anything you need, you let me know, okay?
520
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,107
- Bye Felicia and take Karen with you.
- Take Karen with you.
521
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,319
[laughs] You guys are so crazy.
Have the best night. Amazing.
522
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,113
- [Nadja Doll] She's really nice.
- Mm-hmm.
523
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,658
- [Nandor] Bananagrams, anyone?
- [Nadja] Yes. Why not?
524
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,161
[Nandor] Help me turn the tiles.
525
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,079
- [groans]
- So sorry.
526
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,374
- [Laszlo] All right, old chap.
- Oh. Where's Mr. Cravensworth?
527
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,545
I got him this Pop Yourself
that looks like him.
528
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,130
I know it's kind of stupid,
but I thought--
529
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,717
- Sit down, Colin.
- Okay.
530
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,555
My father has gone on a very long trip.
531
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,601
- He has gone on a ghost mission.
- That's...
532
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,143
That's weird.
533
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,188
He wanted to say goodbye to you in person,
534
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:45,984
but he was too afraid
he might miss his ghost train.
535
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,863
Well, that's... That's okay.
536
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:56,160
He also told me
that he cared for you very much.
537
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,872
So much so
that he wanted you to have this.
538
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,416
- What is it?
- No idea.
539
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,460
But he said you must keep that
somewhere safe,
540
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,962
somewhere locked up
where no one can get to it.
541
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:10,509
- Wh-why?
- Because he's going to need it someday
542
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,511
when he comes back.
543
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,304
You really have an amazing father,
you know?
544
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,849
I do, Colin. I really do.
545
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,981
There's just some shit
that I need to sort out over here.
546
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,943
- [Colin mutters]
- [groans]
547
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:55,762
♪ I was born to haunt you ♪
548
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:02,727
♪ Like a shadow from above ♪
549
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:09,651
♪ I was born to haunt you ♪
550
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:17,909
♪ Terrorize, terrorize you
through and through ♪
551
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:25,709
♪ Well, I was born to haunt you ♪
552
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:32,465
♪ And you were born to haunt me too ♪