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One, two, three, four pillows on couch.
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What are they doing now? What did I miss?
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- [Nandor] Hey!
- Get out of the way.
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Nothing. They are not home yet.
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{\an8}We recently discovered,
besides our neighbors
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{\an8}Sean and Charmaine
on that side of the house,
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we also have neighbors on this side.
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Can you imagine? More neighbors.
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It was a stroke of blind luck
we discovered we even had a window
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on this side of the house.
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This side of the house.
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{\an8}Dear Guide, every time I call you,
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{\an8}I lose my nerves
like a chicken for the slaughter.
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I was-- Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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We have a window. It's a... It's a house.
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Hey. Ooh. Oh, sh...
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And now we are using that window
to spy on the neighbors.
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Why are they not home yet?
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Have you guys seen my phone anywhere?
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Not now, Guillermo.
We are spying on the neighbors.
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- Why?
- [Nadja] Look.
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They're home. They're home. They're home.
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What's this shit?
When did old bald guy grow hair?
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What?
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[Nadja] They're not even wearing the same
clothes they left in this morning.
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- Are they in disguise?
- And somehow looking 30 years younger.
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{\an8}So yeah, the house next door
is very obviously an Airbnb.
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{\an8}I guess I never taught them what--
No, you know what? I did. I did.
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They probably weren't listening.
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[Nadja] Oh, no.
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That house belongs
to shape-shifters. [spits]
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- Fuck.
- You're kidding me, right?
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Shape-shifters are extremely freaky.
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[Nadja] They're awful, abhorrent creatures
that use the most ancient of sorcery
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to transform into whatever murderous,
all-powerful shape
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their wicked hearts desire.
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And now they have infiltrated our street.
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I have had horrible experiences
with shape-shifters in the past.
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I was once in a relationship
with a woman for four years
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who then transformed into a possum.
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I stayed with her for six more months,
but then I just had to end it.
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This is a fucking nightmare.
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- It's just an Airbnb.
- [Nadja, Nandor] Shut up, Guillermo.
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{\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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{\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
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{\an8}♪ You've sold out your dream
to the world ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
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{\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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- [plays suspenseful tune]
- Recently, I've been beset
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{\an8}by the most strange and eerie feeling.
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A chill down my spine.
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A weight on my shoulders.
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The most ethereal sounds
coming from absolutely nowhere.
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[farting]
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Like that. Did you hear that?
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Actually, that was just me breaking wind.
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{\an8}But these macabre sounds are very similar.
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My wife Nadja thinks they might be ghosts,
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but I'm not so sure.
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[Nadja, Nadja Doll
chanting in foreign language]
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- [Nadja] Oh, shit!
- [Laszlo] Shit. Did the summoning work?
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- [Laszlo] So it did.
- [Nadja gasps]
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Ah. Aha!
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Hello, my son. It's me, Papa.
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- Fuck off.
- [Nadja scoffs]
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Laszlo. Laszlo!
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- [ghost] Oh...
- [Laszlo] No fucking way.
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I see the grumpy fellow
hasn't changed a lick.
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[laughs]
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Well, what a lovely sight you are.
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- Oh.
- Roderick Cravensworth.
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Is it really you? Laszlo's father?
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Well, if the tit fits the cup.
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- Definitely family, then.
- [Nadja Doll] Yes.
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And you must be his ethnic mistress.
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Yes, that is how it started.
But I am actually now very much his wife.
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We have been married
for many hundreds of years. [chuckles]
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How much I have missed.
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What a divine pleasure it is
to make your acquaintance.
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[Nadja] Oh... [chuckles] Oh.
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- Um, trying to get the kerchief.
- This is a perennial ghost issue.
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So I have to ask,
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- what's your unfinished business?
- Yes.
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Well, my tiny lady, I'm here to repair
my long-troubled relationship with Laszlo.
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Yes, he may be a vampire and I a spirit,
but we will always be, above all else,
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father and son.
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- [Nadja Doll] Aw...
- Yes, we love that.
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[Nadja Doll] So sweet.
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- Oh. Hello.
- [Nadja] Oh, yes.
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[stammers] What are these contraptions?
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Oh, uh, these are camera machines.
They take your portrait.
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Ah, yes, you have to keep very still.
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[Nadja] Um...
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Anyone else notice the ghost,
or is it just me?
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- Come on, Laszlo. Just introduce him.
- All right.
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Attention, everybody.
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May I introduce you to a man
who has gone by many names.
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- The Whispering Swordsman.
- [Nadja] Mmm.
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Scurrilous Bob. The Barkham Bone Digger.
The Marquess of Manchester.
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- Nice. Huh.
- The Black Finger.
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- And lastly, my father...
- [Nandor] Nice.
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- ...Lord Roderick Cravensworth.
- [Nadja chuckles]
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- You forgot one sobriquet.
- [Nadja] Oh?
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The Night Dog of Tresco.
But that was most of them.
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I'm delighted to meet
all of my beloved son's roommates.
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Although I did think perhaps
he would have had his own place by now,
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but what do I know?
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[Nadja, Nandor, Colin laugh]
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Let me ask you, sir.
How did you get all those dope nicknames?
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The finest man I ever knew
bestowed most of those monikers upon me.
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That is, soon after he saved my life
in deepest Sumatra.
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- Oh, wow. And what was his name?
- [Monster grunts]
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[groans] I can't remember.
I think it was Glen or something.
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- Glen.
- And who might this,
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uh, taciturn fellow be?
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- Get up.
- [grunts]
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This, Father,
is my greatest creation to date.
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I call him Cravensworth's Monster.
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Now, as you can see, I've created a man
by reanimating dead human flesh.
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Surpassing any of your own
scientific experiments.
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No, I tried it, but it didn't work.
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I just ended up with a dead body
with lots of bits stuck together.
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[stammers] I didn't reanimate it.
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I sewed the body bits together,
but I didn't do the reanimation.
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- So, well done. Yes.
- [Monster grunts]
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Although, not the most comely of fellows.
Perhaps he takes after his creator.
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- [Nadja laughs]
- [Nandor] Hey. [laughs]
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- [Colin] Very good.
- I would love a tour
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of Château de Cravensworth.
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Really? Well, it's a pity that
because we're very busy right now.
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Actually, Night Dog of Tresco,
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I would love to show you around
our humble abode.
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Fantástico. Lead on, squire.
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- Out here is what we call the foyer.
- [Roderick] Very good.
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- [Nandor] What a fun guy.
- [Nadja] So charming.
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- [Nadja Doll] Love him.
- What? He's not fun.
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- He's pretty fun.
- You've been beguiled
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by his wicked charms.
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The only reason he has come back here
is to make amends with you.
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Why don't you give him a chance?
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My darling,
that man is never to be trusted.
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Never.
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His silver tongue is as sharp
as the ivory paddle
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that he used to bring down
across my bare backside.
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He would spank me
in front of the polo horses.
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He'd give them a right show.
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My bare backside out in the wind
for all to see.
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How everyone would laugh
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as that paddle would come down
hard across my bare backside.
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"Arms out, head forward, be a good boy."
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It would come down again.
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Again and again and again.
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Are you okay?
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Forgive me. I'm not quite myself.
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Uh, I thought you
quite liked being spanked.
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[Nadja Doll] Oh, yeah.
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I used to keep these in my room,
but I ran out of space,
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so I had to move 'em up here.
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[beeping]
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You'll see why in a second.
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[Colin grunts, laughs]
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- Ta-da.
- What an impressive collection
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- of detailed maquettes.
- Really?
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Most people don't give a flying F
to the moon about my Funko army.
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No, I think they're enchanting.
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And who is this bewitching bonita?
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Oh, well, you have really good taste.
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That is Lizzo. And it's a rare one
because she's holding the flute.
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This one's also Lizzo.
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This one she's holding her purse,
but this one she's holding the flute.
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Geez, I'm sorry.
I'm-I'm probably boring you to death--
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No, no. Please, please.
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I could listen to you extemporize
on these plastic things for hours, my boy.
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Get your ghost hand off him, Father.
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Enough of the soft-shoe.
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Reveal your game
or suffer the consequences.
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Now, now. Calm down, my bubbly boy.
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Yeah?
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What's that in your hands?
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- What? This?
- Yes.
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It's a spirit catcher of my own invention.
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From the last time
we had a ghost infestation.
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Yeah. It also coincided
with me showing him Ghostbusters II,
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and a week later,
he "came up" with that device.
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It was a parallel thought.
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Well, I for one am fascinated by it.
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Do tell me about this divine device,
my cherubic Fibonacci.
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Well, it is quite interesting.
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- It's a atomic vacuum modified by myself.
- Atomic?
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- I added the blunderbuss.
- Blunderbuss?
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Yep. And as you can see,
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I've housed everything
into a large carriage clock.
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- That is stupendous.
- [Laszlo] Isn't it just?
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And, uh, I used this
from one of Nadja's old...
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- [Roderick] Mmm. Yes.
- ...dresses.
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You can get fucked.
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I'm onto you.
You only flatter when you want something.
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Well, you got five seconds
before I suck you to kingdom come.
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The last time I heard that was
on my penultimate visit to the cunny pot.
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- [Colin laughs] Cunny pot.
- [Nadja laughs]
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I didn't even hear it,
but I know it was funny.
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It was really funny. [laughs] It's good.
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[Colin laughs]
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[Laszlo] Ah. Fleet of foot.
Yes. His usual trick.
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Show yourself, you bastard.
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[scoffs] Look at these two.
Cooking dinner.
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- Please, as if.
- Bullshit.
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[Nadja] What are these
shape-shifting sons of bitches planning?
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Um, Airbnb shouldn't even be that hard
of a concept to wrap your head around.
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Will you shut the fuck up, Guillermo?
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- [Nandor] Yes.
- Okay.
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Nandor, I'll say it.
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We need to capture
and destroy the shape-shifters.
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Yes, I'm in full agreement, Nadja.
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So maybe I just go over there, and I kill
and mince them with my bare hands.
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Fuck. That's really good.
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Mmm.
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I think you should give your dad
another chance, Laszlo.
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I mean, he's really nice.
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And he knows a hell of a lot
about the spice trade.
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With all due respect, Colin Robinson,
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you haven't got a fucking clue
who the shit you're fucking with.
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Look, we're getting closer.
And closer. He's in here.
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Show yourself, Padre. Meet thy maker.
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[atomic vacuum clicking]
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Leslie, please wait.
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I know I haven't been the best father,
but I felt this pull to return.
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00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,416
To be the father you've always needed.
233
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:12,796
And to learn about this incredible,
modern vampire life you lead.
234
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,006
You expect me to believe that shoeshine?
235
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,758
No. I think he means it.
236
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,512
I think he's really interested
in learning about our lives.
237
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,888
- Yes.
- Besides,
238
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:25,433
it's been really nice having
an older male figure in the house.
239
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,643
Yeah, it has.
240
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,187
I sure wish I had one
when I was growing up.
241
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,855
What? You fucking did. It was me.
242
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,566
I raised you from a baby, Colin Robinson.
243
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,320
You keep saying that
and people are gonna think you're...
244
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,571
My son.
245
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,824
You may well choose
to use that apparatus on me,
246
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,993
but know that I care about you deeply,
my rotten little soldier.
247
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:47,498
And I would give anything...
[sobs] ...for a second chance.
248
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,332
[sniffles]
249
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,919
[Roderick sobs] Oh... [whimpers]
250
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,045
Please don't cry, Father.
251
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,422
[crying]
252
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,340
- Please, don't cry.
- All right, then.
253
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,551
[atomic vacuum clicks, powers down]
254
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,636
All right, I'll give you a second chance.
255
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:05,390
But if you fuck up, I will suck you dry.
256
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,644
As the maître d' of the Hellfire Club
said to me whilst getting my peacoat.
257
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:13,064
You are literally the funniest man ever.
258
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,775
- [Roderick] I like him.
- All right.
259
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:22,490
So, Mr. Cravensworth asked us
to show him our New York,
260
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,909
and I get to choose where we go first.
261
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,495
Times Square M&M store, here we come.
262
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,580
Wait, Laszlo.
263
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,416
You're not just going out
into the world unattended.
264
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:35,295
I presume a gentleman of your station
has a manservant of some kind.
265
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,713
I do have a manservant.
266
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,215
I just choose not
to let him stay in the house.
267
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,592
Ah.
268
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,136
If you'll excuse me. I shall be a moment.
269
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,181
[Colin] My grandma's also a ghost.
270
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,892
- Hey, knock first.
- I need you to come with me,
271
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,019
pretend to be my manservant
and do not ask me why.
272
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,897
[sighs] It's okay if you're trying
to impress your dad's ghost.
273
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:54,981
- Well, I'm not.
- You know,
274
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,483
I would wanna impress my dad too.
275
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,652
Hypothetically. He left when I was three,
so I never got to meet him.
276
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,738
Right. Okay. That makes you
the luckiest man in the world.
277
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,406
Come on, Gizmo. Uh...
278
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,658
- Now!
- [sighs] Coming.
279
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,744
[engine chugging]
280
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,828
Give me a minute.
281
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,830
Are you sure you don't need me
to look under the hood?
282
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,291
[Laszlo]
No, I don't need anything. I'm fine.
283
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,459
Fuck!
284
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,587
I'm gonna go give him a hand
and sort this out.
285
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,880
[Laszlo] Fan-fucking-tastic.
286
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,759
You're very lucky to serve a man
as wonderful as my son.
287
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,512
- Hmm.
- If you're anything like my butler Cecil,
288
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,807
you'll know how to anticipate
his every need.
289
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,268
And I do mean his every need.
290
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,648
The G-spot. The erotic zone.
291
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,733
Oh. No, sorry.
292
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,486
It's not like that with your son and I.
293
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,823
Cecil worked my whirligigs like a maypole.
294
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,617
He was something
of a psychosexual chess master.
295
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,662
Could we talk about something else, maybe?
296
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,331
Have you ever kissed a ghost?
297
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,334
Now it's go time.
298
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,546
Lancer to Rawhide, do you read me? Over.
299
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,298
Rawhide to Lancer,
I can read you loud and clear.
300
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:06,135
Why, hello, my sweet gooseberry jam.
How much for a go-round?
301
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,596
- Ahem.
- Miss Nadja, my sincerest apologies.
302
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,224
I briefly mistook you
for a lady of the night.
303
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,018
You thought I was a little fucking whore,
did you?
304
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,520
- Yes.
- You charmer.
305
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,439
Cut the cross talk, Rawhide.
Stay on mission!
306
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,401
That's lively.
Get a rag, Colin Robinson. Get a rag!
307
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,486
Okay.
308
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,364
Rawhide, make your way
through the side gate.
309
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,866
[Nandor] Be very quiet.
310
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,367
If they sense you coming,
311
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,787
they'll rip you apart
before you can even bare your fangs.
312
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,497
- But you got this.
- [Nadja whimpers]
313
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,499
You will soon see a mat.
314
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,294
On it is written "welcome."
315
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,337
Counts as an invitation.
316
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,799
[chuckling]
317
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,926
It would be easier to hide
if you stopped talking.
318
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,636
Okay. That's smart.
319
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,222
- I'll stop talking. [gasps]
- Shut up!
320
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,308
She's in.
321
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,477
[Nandor] Now she must hide
and catch them unawares.
322
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,814
Look at them! The shape-shifters.
323
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,648
They don't suspect a thing.
324
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:04,153
They're too busy playing
with the combat training blocks.
325
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,530
Oh, shit!
326
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,490
Shit, they've heard her!
They've heard her!
327
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,700
She's fucked!
328
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,704
Rawhide, shape-shifter one
has picked up a knife.
329
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,997
He's approaching you!
330
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,124
He could shape-shift at any moment!
331
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,960
Can you hear me? Over. Don't engage alone.
332
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,670
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
333
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,130
Rawhide, do you need backup?
334
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,214
Can you hear me?
335
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,968
Rawhide! Do you copy? Over.
336
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,515
- Ha! You beauty.
- [engine starts]
337
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,101
Bravo, my mechanical maestros.
338
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,353
[Colin] I fixed it.
339
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,356
It was the exhaust manifold.
I just had to get in there a little.
340
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:46,027
It wasn't the fucking exhaust manifold.
It was the spark ignition, and I fixed it.
341
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,364
Trust me. I fixed it all on my own, Daddy.
342
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,951
I meant, uh...
343
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,827
Um, I meant to say, uh,
344
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,579
- Mr. Cravensworth.
- [explosion]
345
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,122
[Laszlo] Fuck's sake!
346
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,625
[Nandor screams]
347
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,501
- [walkie-talkie beeps]
- Rawhide,
348
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,128
the shape-shifters took out the jalopy.
349
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,839
I've got your back, Rawhide!
350
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:10,134
- [screams, groans]
- Shit. Fuck. Sorry, Nate.
351
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,637
[Nadja] They're shifting! Fuck this!
352
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,765
- [Nandor] Rawhide!
- [Nadja grunts]
353
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,892
[grunting]
354
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,603
[sighs] Oh, good. She made it out.
355
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,647
I thought I was fucking dead. [exhales]
356
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,691
What's this? They got Nate?
357
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:28,195
- Yes, Nate got got.
- [Nadja] Oh, no.
358
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,823
- Wait. Wait a minute.
- What?
359
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,576
I was not watching you
the entire time that you were over there.
360
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:39,497
How do I know that you are actually you
361
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,125
and haven't been replaced
by a shape-shifter?
362
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,670
Are you fucking kidding me?
363
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,589
- [Nadja shrieks]
- [Nandor shouts]
364
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,049
- [Colin chattering]
- [Roderick chuckles]
365
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,592
- [Laszlo] Great.
- [Roderick] The truth is,
366
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,471
Sir Colin of Robinson,
that I never knew my own father.
367
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,347
Yeah, me neither.
368
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,392
It's a terrible thing
and leaves a man ill-equipped
369
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,103
when it comes to
his own turn at parenthood.
370
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,273
Oh, I-I think you're the coolest guy ever.
371
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,026
Well, you know,
you're not half bad yourself, young man.
372
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,111
Do you think...
373
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,529
Nah, it's kind of stupid.
374
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,531
No, please. Tell me.
375
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:17,745
I was going to ask
if I could maybe give you a hug.
376
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,207
I don't know that you'll be able
to feel these translucent arms of mine...
377
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,128
but I think we should have a go,
don't you?
378
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,131
All right. [chuckles]
379
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,760
I don't know.
Maybe I have been too harsh on my father.
380
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,845
After all,
he is showing kindness to Colin Robinson.
381
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,057
A Herculean task if ever there was one.
382
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,184
You're fucking kidding.
383
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,935
Remind me again, Nadja.
384
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,396
If that is in fact who you really are.
385
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,734
What is my favorite film?
386
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,820
I don't fucking know!
387
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,740
Captive did not know
that the captor's favorite film
388
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,493
is The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.
389
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,660
Enough of this!
390
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,830
Just because I ignore all of the bullshit
that you say,
391
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,999
does not prove that I am a shape-shifter.
392
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,376
If anything, it proves that it is me!
393
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,420
Someone who doesn't care
about anything you say!
394
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,671
Now, will you just untie me?
395
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,382
Okay, fine. You are not a shape-shifter.
396
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,009
Okay? I apologize.
397
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,887
I can admit when I'm wrong.
398
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:18,971
Done.
399
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,725
Sorry. I just was a little paranoid,
that's all.
400
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,768
It is odd, though.
401
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,855
I myself was away from you for a while
while I was in the house.
402
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:28,856
So?
403
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:34,070
Admit it. You are just a snaky,
tricky little shape-shifting bitch.
404
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,071
- [groans]
- Ha!
405
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,115
- Yeah, he is.
- We must not let them tear us apart
406
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,324
- like this.
- [door bell chimes]
407
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,408
Oh, shit.
408
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:43,412
[Guillermo] Nadja, Nandor! The lady
from next door is here to see you guys.
409
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,497
The shape-shifters are here.
410
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,041
The shape-shifters are here!
What are we gonna do?
411
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,459
- [groans]
- Pull yourself together!
412
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,086
- Thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
413
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,171
- I feel much better now.
- [Guillermo] Please come down!
414
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,133
I've been here 15 years and no one
by that description comes to mind.
415
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,467
- Really? Not those two?
- Who?
416
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,052
My guests said they were in the house.
417
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,054
They also said
that an old-timey car exploded.
418
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,932
Your guests? Hmm.
419
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,392
[whispers] Perhaps she is their leader.
420
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,895
No, she is the host of the Airbnb
and owner of--
421
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,980
Silence, Guillermo.
422
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,024
My guests also said
you were spying on them. With a telescope?
423
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,484
Listen here, shifty.
424
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,611
We are onto your little games.
425
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,155
What you have going on over there
426
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,075
violates all of the laws of nature.
[snarls]
427
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:25,371
Okay, fine. Technically, the unit
isn't zoned for an Airbnb, okay?
428
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,374
I'm just trying to make
some passive income. Is that such a crime?
429
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,917
What the fuck is she talking about?
430
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,297
- Guillermo, what is passive income?
- Yes. And what is "Airppp?"
431
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,423
Yeah, that's what's going on.
432
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,050
We figured out that
that was an illegal unit.
433
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,761
Shit. Okay, listen,
can we just keep this between us?
434
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,638
Maybe we can work out some kind of deal.
435
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,765
[both murmuring]
436
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,938
- [Monster] Great Britain.
- [Roderick] Yes, the British Empire.
437
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:54,275
We've plundered the world,
but our museums are fucking great.
438
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,235
What are you doing down here, Father?
439
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,489
Just having a bit of chitchat
with your curious creation.
440
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,991
Right.
441
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,661
Well, not easy for me to say this,
442
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:10,626
but I know you have paternal affection
for me, and that affection is reciprocal,
443
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:16,464
though not often displayed due to a fear
that it might not be returned in kind.
444
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,174
Very well put, my boy.
445
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:21,677
But what I'd like to do is begin a more
446
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,889
free-flowing communication
between the two of us.
447
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,226
That would gladden my heart, my bonny lad.
448
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,728
[chuckling]
449
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,481
- Hug Daddy.
- What are you--
450
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,566
- Hug Daddy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
451
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,905
Explain to me why the Book of Souls
is open on my workbench right behind you
452
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,741
and on that particular spell.
453
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,160
Yes, I thought as much.
454
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,497
I know exactly what you're doing
and the answer is a big fat no.
455
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:54,543
I forbid you to use my monster
as your vessel on this earthly plane.
456
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,129
I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.
457
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,965
Really? As soon as my back's turned,
458
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,093
you'd be up that bastard
like a frankfurter sausage in a bun.
459
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,594
- Coward.
- But, Son,
460
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,137
you don't understand what it's like,
461
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,432
the place where I come from,
where my spirit resides.
462
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,226
It's fucking awful.
463
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,770
All the classes are mixed together.
464
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,730
I have to talk to poor people.
465
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,233
I have to feign interest in the Welsh.
466
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,944
I can't touch myself. It's hell.
467
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,990
But if my ghost could inhabit
a human body, I could begin life anew
468
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:28,828
and have an orgasm again
for the first time in 200 fucking years.
469
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,246
It's all about you, isn't it?
470
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:35,167
Always about Lord Roderick Cravensworth.
No one else matters.
471
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:39,338
Ruining my life from day one.
Like when you humiliated me at Wimbledon.
472
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:42,508
You can't play power tennis.
There's no shame in that.
473
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:46,721
- You fucked my Latin tutor!
- Veni, vidi, veni. You got into Eton.
474
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,182
Hiring Rasputin to be my babysitter.
475
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,684
That was last minute.
476
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:55,146
And who can forget
when you murdered Mother?
477
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,565
- Not this again.
- Good grief.
478
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,984
Prove it.
479
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,569
Well, I'll tell you something.
480
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,321
You are not getting your hands
on my monster,
481
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,156
my greatest creation to date.
482
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,744
You will not be using him
as your meat puppet.
483
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,830
You think I'd want this
wretched homunculus for a body?
484
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,958
- [Monster] I right here!
- No, you have me all wrong.
485
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:20,296
You see, the divine human vessel
I wish to inhabit is your own.
486
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,923
- [Monster grunts]
- I beg your pardon?
487
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,925
Oh, come on, Son. You've had your turn.
488
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:28,512
Be a good boy
and let your daddy inhabit your flesh.
489
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,682
- The Father of the Fatherless. Shammash.
- No! No!
490
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:35,145
No! This must stop! [screams]
491
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:40,024
- O Ancient Ones. Gods of the Night.
- Shut your mouth!
492
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,609
Spirit catcher!
493
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,945
- [grunts]
- [Roderick speaks ancient language]
494
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,115
[screams] Get me my spirit catcher!
495
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,910
[grunts] Yes!
496
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,332
- Ha!
- [Monster grunts]
497
00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:00,336
- [whooshing]
- Prepare to get sucked, Daddy.
498
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,922
No! Not like this!
499
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,845
No!
500
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,474
- [Monster grunts]
- Oof! [exhales]
501
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,314
[exhales]
502
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,983
Farewell, Father.
503
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,405
So yeah, after I spent another two hours
504
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,991
explaining to Nadja and Nandor
that our neighbor wasn't a shape-shifter...
505
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,536
I told you what it is. It's her space.
She's renting it out.
506
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,913
Remember I went to an Airbnb
on vacation for--
507
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,374
What has it got to do with the air?
508
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,209
- [Guillermo] We made a deal with her.
- [sighs]
509
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,921
We wouldn't report Nancy's illegal Airbnb
if she would let us stay
510
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,632
- for a free weekend once a month.
- I mean, look at this sign.
511
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:50,136
It says,
"Bye Felicia and take Karen with you."
512
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,096
I'm gonna start saying that.
513
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,597
[knocking]
514
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,182
- Hey.
- Come on in.
515
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,559
I just wanted to drop off
516
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,519
- some fresh baked cookies...
- Ooh!
517
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,355
...to say thank you for your discretion.
518
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,107
- [mimics zipping]
- Couldn't possibly.
519
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,818
- Thank you, Nancy.
- Anything you need, you let me know, okay?
520
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:09,113
- Bye Felicia and take Karen with you.
- Take Karen with you.
521
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,325
[laughs] You guys are so crazy.
Have the best night. Amazing.
522
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,119
- [Nadja Doll] She's really nice.
- Mm-hmm.
523
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,664
- [Nandor] Bananagrams, anyone?
- [Nadja] Yes. Why not?
524
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,167
[Nandor] Help me turn the tiles.
525
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,085
- [groans]
- So sorry.
526
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,380
- [Laszlo] All right, old chap.
- Oh. Where's Mr. Cravensworth?
527
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:29,551
I got him this Pop Yourself
that looks like him.
528
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,136
I know it's kind of stupid,
but I thought--
529
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,723
- Sit down, Colin.
- Okay.
530
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:39,561
My father has gone on a very long trip.
531
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,607
- He has gone on a ghost mission.
- That's...
532
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,149
That's weird.
533
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,194
He wanted to say goodbye to you in person,
534
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:51,990
but he was too afraid
he might miss his ghost train.
535
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,869
Well, that's... That's okay.
536
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:02,166
He also told me
that he cared for you very much.
537
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,878
So much so
that he wanted you to have this.
538
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,422
- What is it?
- No idea.
539
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,466
But he said you must keep that
somewhere safe,
540
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,968
somewhere locked up
where no one can get to it.
541
00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:16,515
- Wh-why?
- Because he's going to need it someday
542
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,517
when he comes back.
543
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,310
You really have an amazing father,
you know?
544
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,855
I do, Colin. I really do.
545
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,987
There's just some shit
that I need to sort out over here.
546
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,949
- [Colin mutters]
- [groans]
547
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,768
♪ I was born to haunt you ♪
548
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,733
♪ Like a shadow from above ♪
549
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:15,657
♪ I was born to haunt you ♪
550
00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:23,915
♪ Terrorize, terrorize you
through and through ♪
551
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:31,715
♪ Well, I was born to haunt you ♪
552
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:38,471
♪ And you were born to haunt me too ♪