1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:02,698 I'm gonna miss you so much, 2 00:00:02,741 --> 00:00:04,830 but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face. 3 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:06,919 But we won't be able to touch you. 4 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,269 Hey, look. You'll still have me. 5 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:11,228 -Just you?-Yes. Just Your father. Hi. 6 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:28,419 We have been invited to a highly exclusive event. 7 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:31,292 We will be spending this Sunday evening 8 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:35,905 at our neighbor Sean's Superb Owl party. 9 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,212 Vampires have huge respect for owls. 10 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,083 One: they're nocturnal, 11 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,954 two: they're predators, and three: 12 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:45,523 they don't give a hoot where they dump their scat. 13 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:46,916 The party we're going to 14 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,700 is celebrating the Superb Owl, 15 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,746 who is the greatest owl of all time. 16 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:53,357 Do you think we're going to getto touch its little beak? 17 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,229 Depends what mood he's in. 18 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:59,146 Yeah, I know it's a Super Bowl party, but 19 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,496 I tried to correct them and they wouldn't listen. 20 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,194 That's the owl's egg. 21 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:07,154 Also, I didn't try all that hard. 22 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:45,844 Remember, no killing at this Superb Owl party... 23 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,194 -Super Bowl. -...out of respect 24 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,979 for our good friend and host, Sean. 25 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,154 Once this evening is over, 26 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,547 Guillermo will have a nice assortment 27 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,331 -of virgins for us. 28 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,726 Oh and behave. 29 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,249 -Blend in. 30 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:00,511 This is an all-human party. 31 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:01,773 Hey! 32 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:03,645 You guys made it! Nadja... 33 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:06,952 Nandor... My man Laz... 34 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,215 Dilbert-looking guy. 35 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,304 So, what are you waiting for? 36 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,089 Get your rears in gear and get in here. 37 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,264 -That counts. 38 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:15,744 All right, come on! 39 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,572 Yo, Charmaine! 40 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,226 Look who it is. 41 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,576 -Our European neighbors from next door. -Oh. 42 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,404 Could you run to the ShopRite and grab a few more bags 43 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,188 of those Tostitos Hint of Limes 44 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,407 before you start drinking? 45 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,582 First off, I already started. 46 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,844 -What? 47 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,585 -What? -Now you're catching an attitude? 48 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,587 -Right in front of our guests? -Well, this is my house. 49 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,241 I can catch whatever I want. 50 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,459 Why don't you go catch it somewhere else? 51 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,331 Oh, shut up. 52 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,549 It's always something with this one. 53 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,203 Anyway, come on in. 54 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,771 Listen, we're sort of a no-shoes household, 55 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:45,208 -so, uh... -I'm not taking my shoes off for anyone. 56 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,384 That's fine, Laz. 57 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,430 Virgins, virgins, virgins... 58 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,347 Stupid. I don't know why I always do that. 59 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:56,132 You know, I've been thinking about my lineage lately, 60 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,047 and just because I have Van Helsing blood in me 61 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:01,224 doesn't mean that I'm destined to be this vampire killer. 62 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,010 Get back! 63 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,621 I'm sure that somewhere along the line 64 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,144 there was an amazing baker 65 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,624 in my family, right? 66 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,929 But does that make me an amazing baker? 67 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:14,281 Actually, I am a really, really good baker. 68 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,067 Oh, no. 69 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,460 The thing with motion smoothing 70 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:20,635 that you have to remember 71 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:23,855 is, you want it on for sporting events 72 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,292 but off for TV and movies. 73 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,816 Even take a football movie, 74 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:30,949 like 1974's The Longest Yard, 75 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:33,169 starring mustachioed actor Burt Reynolds. 76 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,518 Dude, you're you're blocking kickoff. 77 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,390 Well, better to not watch the game at all 78 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,044 than to watch in the wrong format, right? 79 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,045 Colin, enough! 80 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,438 They want the owl. 81 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,310 So, do you have any knowledge 82 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,746 of the owl's temperament tonight? 83 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,835 Uh, I hope it's not too fussy. 84 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:49,490 Who, Charmaine? No, she's always like that. 85 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,318 What'd you say, Frankie? 86 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,102 Oh, nothing. 87 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,538 You still owe me $100 for that pizza night. 88 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,540 -Oh, get out of here! -No, you don't get to talk 89 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,499 -until you give me that pizza...-I paid you back two weeks ago. 90 00:03:58,542 --> 00:03:59,717 Get off it, Charmaine! -He never paid me back. 91 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,197 -Get off it! -100 bucks for pizza? 92 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,330 Ugh, Nadia, you must be miserable in here. 93 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,505 All this testosterone. Come on. 94 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,506 The other wives are having 95 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:06,289 a little powwow in the kitchen. 96 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,291 -Sean has more wives? I wish. 97 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,553 Excuse me? 98 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:10,946 -Nothing, nothing. -Yeah, that's what I thought. 99 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,339 Busted. 100 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,341 So, how come we never see you guys around here 101 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,517 -during the regular season? Believe me, I tried 102 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,561 to get 'em to hang, 103 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,433 but they never seem to be aroundduring the day. 104 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:20,521 You know, come to think of it, 105 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,523 I really only see them at night. 106 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,438 It's like they're, uh, vampiresor something. 107 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,014 -Get in. 108 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,364 Fuck. 109 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,017 You heard what he said. 110 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,367 He knows we're vampires. 111 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:47,374 Um, ocupado. 112 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,246 Yes. Uh, we are just taking a nice shit together. 113 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,813 I-I'll come back. 114 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,729 I think we need to... 115 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,818 -What, "whack" him? -Yes. 116 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,472 No, if we "whack" him, 117 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,387 we'll have to "whack" everybody. 118 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,432 The place will be a fucking bloodbath. 119 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,478 But he knows our dark secret. 120 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:05,914 All right. 121 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:09,483 Let's get him to a private placewhere we'll both hypnotize him. 122 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,398 He'll forget everything. 123 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:15,227 -Good old double hypnosis. -Yes. 124 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:18,013 It's tough finding new groups of virgins. 125 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:21,756 Tried joggers. Hard to catch and very sweaty and slippery. 126 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,235 Tried incels. Definitely virgins. 127 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,150 But very bitter, apparently. 128 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:28,371 "Mosquito Collectors of the Tristate Area." 129 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,287 Beep, beep, beep. Nerd alert. 130 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,245 I'm kidding. 131 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,552 They are nerds, though. They're probably virgins. 132 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:39,861 Sourcing food for my master does have its benefits. 133 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,298 It gives me a chance to search for my own food. 134 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,865 And save some for later. 135 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,389 So, um, 136 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,566 how long have you guys been, uh,collecting mosquitoes for? 137 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,438 Seems like it would take up a lot of your time 138 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,961 and it wouldn't leave much timefor anything else. 139 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,093 Dating. 140 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:58,532 What makes you so interested in mosquito collecting, son? 141 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,622 -Well? -Uh, I love insects. 142 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,973 Mosquitoes 143 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,628 are an evil, deadly species. 144 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,848 Doesn't the fact that they drinkhuman blood sicken you? 145 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,329 Yeah? Sure about that? 146 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,200 You guys are the ones with the mosquito club. 147 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:16,506 - Just... -What about 148 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,465 other creatures that drink human blood? 149 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,729 Creatures with sharp teeth and stupid accents? 150 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,255 You... 151 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:29,432 Y-You mean, um, vampires? 152 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,434 You said that, not me. 153 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,436 You did. 154 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,569 But yeah. 155 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:38,615 Do evil, bloodsucking vampires sicken you? 156 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,098 Yeah. Yeah. 157 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,274 -They make me sick. -You sure about that? 158 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,668 Yeah, I want to throw up right now. 159 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:50,627 Well, brother,you've come to the right place. 160 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:51,672 He's worthy. 161 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,500 -Yes. -Yes. 162 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,502 -Come on, guys. He's worthy. Oh. 163 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:56,807 Like we practiced. 164 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,419 -Activate. -Yes! 165 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,120 Huh? 166 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:07,122 Holy... 167 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,740 -You guys are vampire hunters. 168 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:17,959 Hell, yeah, we are. 169 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,613 Yeah, that mosquito thing? It's all a cover. 170 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,136 Actually, you're the first person 171 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,659 we've gotten to do that cool reveal for. 172 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:23,747 Wow. 173 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:30,754 Moving around like a l-lunatic.Put a collar 174 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,755 on the guy, you know? 175 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,716 Great joke, assholes. 176 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,587 -We were just saying what a beautiful house 177 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,371 -you have. -Oh, thanks. 178 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,548 Yes. Uh, we were also wondering 179 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,725 if it has an attic or basement or... 180 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,770 -Yeah. -...dark, soundproof room 181 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,424 you could show us? 182 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,947 Oh, you guys want a tour. 183 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,993 Yeah, sure. So, these steps 184 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:54,561 were built by my Uncle Fulvio in 2011. 185 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:56,563 -And then Sean says to me, 186 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,521 "Why don't we wait to celebrateour anniversary until after 187 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:00,305 "I get back from the Islanders game? 188 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,568 -If they win." -What? 189 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,787 My Ronnie did 190 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,659 the exact same thing to me, only he did it 191 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,617 on the same day as my sister's funeral. 192 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,140 No. -Are you kidding? -Yeah. He said that... 193 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,099 I had completely forgotten that when a human 194 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:15,233 takes a mate, the mate keepsgrowing and changing and aging. 195 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:16,321 He said that. -Wow. 196 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,541 Can I ask you all, m-my ladies, 197 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,761 you are all such strong, beautiful, 198 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:23,677 -vicious, vibrant women. -Yes. 199 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,941 How did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes? 200 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,553 You know what, though?Seanie used to be so thoughtful. 201 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:31,902 He was so sweet. 202 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,425 When my dog had to get put down, 203 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:34,775 he brought me flowers for a month straight. 204 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:35,819 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 205 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:36,820 Yeah, what happened to us? 206 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,430 These poor women. 207 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,215 They take a lovely, handsome chap 208 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,826 from the street, make him their husband, 209 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,263 and then, in the blinks of an eye, 210 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:48,179 he becomes a big, lazy sack of shit. 211 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,485 So sad. 212 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,791 All right. Who needs some more wine? 213 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,270 I think that this bottle's turned, 214 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,750 -but it'll still get the job done. -Yes, please. 215 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,143 -You love wine. 216 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,797 Oh, yeah. Hey, Joanie. 217 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,234 What, are you lost? Do you wantto go back up to bed? 218 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,018 Oh, what kind of movie are you making? 219 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,063 -There's a camera. Oh. 220 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,151 You should get back up to bed. 221 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,718 -Oh, we love wine. 222 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,849 Holy shit. 223 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,851 -What? It's you. 224 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,505 I-It's you. I-I used 225 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,941 to see you sitting up in the tree. 226 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,770 No, Ma, this is our next-door neighbor. 227 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,207 I'm sorry about her. This is Sean's mom. 228 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,819 The neurologist has her on Aricept now, 229 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,734 but when the sun goes down, she gets a little mixed up. 230 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,649 You transformed yourself into a cat. 231 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,825 -You taught me the dance 232 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,957 -of the ancient soothsayer. Ooh! 233 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,393 Calm yourself, dear. 234 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:29,612 You're just feeling a little bit demented, 235 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:30,787 that's all. 236 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,746 I'm so sorry about your brain. 237 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,009 Oh, yeah, everythingshe's saying is completely true. 238 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,837 I am Nadja. 239 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,056 Sean's mother Joanie grew up right here in this house. 240 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,667 We used to have so much fun together. 241 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:44,322 I used to pin her to the ceiling for hours. 242 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,324 She cried and cried. 243 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,109 -I know you. -Guys, uh, can you help get Ma back up to bed? 244 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,719 I know her. I know who she is. 245 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,852 She used to be such a cute, little 246 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:52,766 fresh-faced girl. 247 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,551 But now she just looks like an elephant's knee. 248 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,292 -Okay, don't make me pick you up, Joan. Sorry 249 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,859 -about how demented you are. Oh.- 250 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,644 And here it is. The crown jewel of the home. 251 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,081 The world's largest collection 252 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,083 of Ocean's Twelvememorabilia. 253 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,520 Brad Pitt's tinted sunglasses from when 254 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,566 he first meets Baron Toulour. Ooh! 255 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,656 Scott Caan bobblehead, mint condish. Yeah, it's like, 256 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,876 they did some decent world-building in Eleven, 257 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,660 but it all pays off in Ocean's Twelve. 258 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,097 You need to fucking stop talkingabout the sea. 259 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,317 -What? -We know that you know our secret. 260 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,492 What secret? 261 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,015 That we are vampires. 262 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,887 You said it downstairs in front 263 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,541 -of all of your round friends. -I was just joking. 264 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,805 You're not vampires. Get the fuck out of here. 265 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,111 Yes, we are. 266 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,897 Whoa! How are you doing this? 267 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,160 Where are the wires? How are you doing that?! 268 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,815 I'm thinking maybe he didn't know. 269 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,338 -So, we shouldn't hypnotize him?- 270 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,775 -No, now we definitely should. -Oh, fuck. 271 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,559 Vampires are real. 272 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:50,301 -Vampires are real! -Let the double hypnosis 273 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,912 -commence. 274 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,174 We command 275 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,132 -that you forget... -You forget 276 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:59,920 -everything. -...that we are vampires, please. 277 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,967 I think it's worked. 278 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,839 What happened? 279 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,710 Quite all right, Sean? 280 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:08,711 Uh, yeah, totally. 281 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,061 But wh-who's Sean? 282 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:14,282 Shit. He's forgotten everything. 283 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,154 So, what are some of the terms we use for vampires? 284 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,721 Mosquitoes. 285 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,942 Suckers. Biters. 286 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:22,986 I know that it seems like 287 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,075 a big coincidence that I go outlooking for virgins 288 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,948 and find a secret den of vampire hunters, 289 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,645 but this is no coincidence. 290 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,125 Okay? It's like the universe has been trying 291 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,996 to tell me for a long time, "Hey, Guillermo." 292 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,868 And I've been like, "I don't know, I don't think so." 293 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,130 But now like, "Hey, Guillermo. 294 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,785 Yeah, dude. Yeah." 295 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:39,916 Familiars 296 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,571 are pathetic, 297 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:46,314 lonely, desperate, low-IQ, 298 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,143 sad losers. 299 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,798 They live to do the bidding of their cruel, 300 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,974 uncaring masters. 301 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,584 Okay, gonna open up the floor to 302 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,195 any thoughts and/or suggestions. 303 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,806 Oh, um, Claude, okay. 304 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,678 One idea that I had is, uh, 305 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,985 that I think that we should all have sex with each other. 306 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,988 'Cause that way if any of us is a virgin, then, you know, 307 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,685 we wouldn't be any longer. 308 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,600 And then it would prevent us from being targeted 309 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,254 -by vampires. -Derek... 310 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,386 you need to stop suggesting that. 311 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,867 Okay, yeah, yeah, to-totally, yeah. 312 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,916 Knock, knock, Joanie. 313 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,048 Miss Nadja, is it really you? 314 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,963 Yes, of course it is me. 315 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,009 I was lying down there. 316 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,360 Oh, I've missed you so much, my little Joanie! 317 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,406 So, did you have a good life? 318 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,147 Uh, yes. 319 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,497 I-I think so. Oh! 320 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,935 I took a trip to Nova Scotia at one point. 321 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,462 And did you marry that boy you liked? 322 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,985 -Franklin? -Yeah. 323 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,031 Oh, yes, I... 324 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,728 Oh, wow, look. 325 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,949 You were very beautiful for a very brief moment. 326 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:56,950 Wait. 327 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,256 Where did you get this necklace? 328 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,041 This is my necklace. 329 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,739 -Pardon? -The jade one in this photo. 330 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,395 You motherfucker! 331 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,223 It was my prized jade necklace. 332 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,225 It was given to me by my mother when I was young, 333 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,010 just before she was eaten by a bear. 334 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,664 I should have known you would have stolen it! 335 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,971 You were always a sneaky little human shit! 336 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,322 You know, if you listen to it,you can still hear her screams. 337 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,280 -It was the type of jade 338 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,891 that absorbs human screams. 339 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,893 And she was really screaming. 340 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,896 So it took it very strongly. Thieving bitch! 341 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,636 Give it back to me! 342 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,203 You little brat, where is it?! 343 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,639 I don't know what you're talking about! 344 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:35,989 You are a lying piece of old cabbage! 345 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,079 But I don't know what you're talking help! 346 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,908 Help! I'm having an episode! Help! 347 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,910 -She attacked me! -Oh, no, she didn't. 348 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,912 -Oh, she-she did. -Nadia, go. 349 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,739 Go enjoy yourself, we'll take care of her. 350 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,480 -Ma, she didn't attack you. -She-she did. 351 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,918 Mama? Mama? 352 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,528 Scream for me. 353 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,011 My mother gave it to me. 354 00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,927 She said, um, "I can't wait to see you wear this 355 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:04,104 for the rest of your life every minute of every day." 356 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,975 And then, honestly, the next day, 357 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,672 walked out the house and bam bear. 358 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:10,371 Mama, scream for me if you're here. 359 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,113 That is worse than a bible that burns my eyes. 360 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,378 Mama? 361 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,947 Mama! 362 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:27,301 Sure, the guys on the field are having a good time today, 363 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,086 but they're not gonna be havingsuch a good time in 20 years. 364 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,914 That's when they'll have 365 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,525 applesauce sloshing around in their skulls. 366 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,833 Has anyone heard the ancient screams of a very large woman? 367 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,139 What a throw by... 368 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,837 -The halftime show 369 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,795 a lot of people consider that to be the highlight. 370 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,493 I like the commercials. 371 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,148 I like to see what they come up with for the Clydesdales 372 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,933 -each year. -All right, bros, who's ready 373 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:54,632 for piping-hot nachos fresh from the microwave? 374 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,505 Uh, Sean, those are batteries. 375 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,986 It is possible to over-hypnotize, 376 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,162 and I fear 377 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,946 that's what we've done with Sean. 378 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,340 You see, there's various levels of over-hypnosis. 379 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,995 If it's not too serious, it's what's called "Weak Brain." 380 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:12,389 If it's slightly worrying, it's called "Thoughtless Sallies." 381 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,088 And if it's a fucking nightmare and you can forget about him, 382 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,393 it's "Brain Scramblies." 383 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,742 Yes! Yes! 384 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,357 Go, go, yeah, no, oh, come on! 385 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,012 How is that a yellow card?! Are you kidding me?! 386 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,542 Typically, when a vampire turnsa human's brain into pudding 387 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,109 from over-hypnosis, 388 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,241 the proper etiquette is 389 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,200 to put them out of their misery... 390 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,071 by murdering them. 391 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,552 We're not gonna kill him. 392 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,989 It goes against our non-killing agreement. 393 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,252 Yes, but it is now necessary to do 394 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,254 the humane thing and rip Sean's head off. 395 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,691 -Uh, not now. 396 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,171 We are taking a human shit together. 397 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:58,044 -Uh... -Have either of you two seen 398 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,046 a jade necklace containing the bloodcurdling screams 399 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,830 of my dead mother in here? 400 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,614 Eh... oh, maybe check behind 401 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,226 the Andy Garcia cross-stitch. 402 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,271 No soap? Radio? 403 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,491 Ha, bowling ball. 404 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,276 Nandor wants to kill Sean 'causehe's got the Brain Scramblies. 405 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,843 Well, then Nandor is correct. 406 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,063 Have you gone soft, my sweet syrup pie? 407 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,716 No, my sweet syrup pie, I've gone hard. 408 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,718 -'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. 409 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,025 He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. 410 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,375 He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy. 411 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,638 Laszlo, this is clearly what must be done. 412 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,729 Oh, Yahtzee! 413 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,427 For Sean's own sake. 414 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,081 I'll go get my head-ripping gloves. 415 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,039 No, no, no, hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 416 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,432 We're not animals. 417 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,738 Let's give him one last night to remember. 418 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,914 One magical night on Earth before we... 419 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,264 "whack" him. 420 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,918 Well, okay, yes, that is fair. 421 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,486 I can feel it, guys. 422 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,706 I mean, I really think we are, like, 423 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,621 this close to finding our first vampire. 424 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,276 -Yes. -Wait, so you guys 425 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,278 have never actually... 426 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,236 met or seen a real vampire. 427 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,282 Well, come on, it's not like they're just 428 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,979 walking around in broad daylight, you know? 429 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,067 -Yeah. -Throwing a football in the park. 430 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,634 -Seriously. -Running errands. 431 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,288 -Yeah. -Going to the bank. 432 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,116 -Eating a pretzel. -Yeah. 433 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,900 -Walking a dog... I have. 434 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,859 My roommate 435 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,339 was turned 436 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,688 by a vampire. 437 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,647 And became a vampire. 438 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,084 She died right in front of my eyes. 439 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,086 But then she came back to life. 440 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,305 What the fuck?! 441 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,308 But she was different, sick... 442 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,701 unnatural. 443 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,963 And eventually she just... 444 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,661 vanished. 445 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,446 Her future was so bright. 446 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,796 She was such a brilliant LARPer. 447 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,928 I think Shanice and I 448 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,061 might have a mutual friend. 449 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,240 Small world. 450 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,764 This is the life. 451 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,593 Hanging out with my three favorite gerbils. 452 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,291 I only have one question are we inside or outside? 453 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,163 -You need to focus, Sean. -Huh? 454 00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,687 And enjoy the most magical night of your life. 455 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,036 Hold tight. 456 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,256 What? Whoa... How are you doing this?! 457 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,822 How are you doing this?! 458 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,259 What's going on now?! 459 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,521 Oh, God, no! Mother Mary! 460 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,262 -Wait for us. -Here we come. 461 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,307 Hey! 462 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,182 Oh, no, no! Fuck me! 463 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,184 Now that you've experienced 464 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,924 the pleasure of flying, 465 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:23,363 enjoy the marvel of transfiguration. 466 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:24,146 What? 467 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,843 Bat! 468 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,802 Whoa! Where'd that asshole go?! 469 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,412 Oh, God! Get off! 470 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,067 Look at that, he's having a lovely time. 471 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,505 -He loves this. -No, get out of my hair! 472 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,941 Get out of my hair! Get...! 473 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,726 -Sean, look at me. -No! 474 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,380 Stop that! What are you doing? 475 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,642 It ain't natural! 476 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,557 Are you enjoying watching me, Sean? 477 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,298 No! Stop it! Get down here! 478 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,215 Ooh, get a good look at this! Wow! 479 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,652 -Holy shit! -Sorry, Laszlo. 480 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,219 But, you know, it's his last night. 481 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,307 I don't care. 482 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,657 And now for the grand finale. 483 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,399 We vampires have dominion of animals. 484 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,792 So we decided to throw you a little 485 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,054 puppy party. 486 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,623 What have you done?! 487 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,190 -Oh, God! 488 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,415 -Sean. 489 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,896 We did something really good tonight. 490 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:21,334 I'm proud of us. 491 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,335 -Yes. -My boys. 492 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,474 I haven't really had many real friends. 493 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:35,348 So, when I met Jenna, my whole life changed, really. 494 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,480 But she was taken from me. 495 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,482 I guess I never really think about 496 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,485 the victims or their families. 497 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,488 Uh, I guess I switched that part of my brain off 498 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,491 with, um, feelings and emotions. 499 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,580 Killing vampires, killing humans, 500 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:54,105 collecting victims it's all so nasty and ugly. 501 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,412 And, you know, I devoted my life to it, so... 502 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,851 So that's why I'm here! 503 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:04,594 Because vampires cause nothing but pain! 504 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,466 -Hear, hear. -Hear, hear. 505 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,032 Come on, say "aye" if you're with me. 506 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,426 -Aye! -I have to go. 507 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,298 I'm so sorry. 508 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,822 -I think I left my toilet running. -You sure? 509 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,172 -Yeah. -We're just about to start crossbow practice. 510 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,393 -What's that? -Derek got us some mannequins to use as targets. 511 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,742 Yeah. 512 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,744 -Get a load of this, huh? -That's a weapon. 513 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,486 -Yeah. -And those are vampires? 514 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,183 Yeah, I got the costumes at a Halloween store. 515 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,577 Okay, I don't think I'd be really... 516 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,626 Damn, pimp! 517 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,932 -I have to go. -Whoa! 518 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,499 I'm sorry, is-is it just me, 519 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,543 or is this guy an epic pimp? 520 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,631 We'll see you on Wednesday, right? 521 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,893 No, yeah, a-and if you don't, 522 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,547 it was really nice meeting you. 523 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,897 And, Shanice, I'm very sorry about your friend. 524 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,986 And you guys should be really careful 525 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,988 when dealing with vampires they're no joke. 526 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,513 Hey, hope to see you again soon, son. 527 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,166 And not just 'cause you, 528 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,646 you have wicked skills with the C-bow. 529 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,170 You're a mighty cool dude, Guillermo. 530 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,565 Thank you. 531 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,482 Just slide it. 532 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,484 -Yeah, push it to the left... -Yeah, you got 533 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,573 -to throw your weight into it. -There you go, you got it. 534 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,358 All right, we'll close it don't worry about it. 535 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,881 All right. 536 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,883 Well, that was a lot of fun, old chap. 537 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,712 I bet you could die a happy man. 538 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,671 He's worse than before. 539 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,412 We've ruined him again. 540 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,022 All the more reason to put him out of his misery. 541 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,110 Go ahead, Nandor. 542 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,111 Yes. 543 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,288 Here I go. 544 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,552 Head rub time. 545 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:33,901 Forgive us, old chap. 546 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,729 Oh, my God. 547 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,426 Who is that piece of ass? 548 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,602 Mamaloosha! 549 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,734 That is Charmaine. 550 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,126 You know her? 551 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,345 She's your wife. 552 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,129 Yeah. 553 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,784 -I wish. -Seanie! 554 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,569 I've been calling for you for, like, 20 minutes. 555 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,353 The garbage disposal's all messed up again. 556 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:54,400 You are the most beautiful creature 557 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,227 I have ever seen. 558 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,403 Stop messing around. 559 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:58,447 I want to spend the rest 560 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,188 of my life making you happy. 561 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,189 This is for you. 562 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:04,061 It's a token of my undying love. 563 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,846 You emptied out a junk drawer? 564 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,848 -What the hell is wrong with you? 565 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:10,633 Wha... what is this? 566 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,026 -What? -This is beautiful. 567 00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,854 Seanie, did you get this for me? 568 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,943 -That is my necklace. -Oh, my God, Seanie. 569 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,249 -This is a bloody... -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 570 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,773 Leave them to it, my darling. 571 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,647 I suppose it is quite sweet. 572 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:26,388 I'll just get it when they die. 573 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,478 So, we didn't need 574 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,654 to kill Sean after all. 575 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:35,223 Yes, his mind has been wiped to a blank slate and now 576 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,965 he can start a new one just focused on the amazingness 577 00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:39,880 of his wife and his marriage, and 578 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:42,448 he doesn't remember we're vampires at all. 579 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,624 Come on, Colin Robinson. 580 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,973 -We're off. -Hold on a minute. 581 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,757 I-I may have overdone it. 582 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,499 This one just pissed himself. 583 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,414 Who cares? Come on, let's go. 584 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,807 So, all in all, I would say 585 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,591 our first Superb Owl celebration 586 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,507 was a marked success. 587 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,857 Even though the owl didn't show up. 588 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,608 Can you tell me, how is it you haven't aged 589 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,523 after all these years? 590 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:18,440 I have the gift of eternal life. 591 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,529 Oh, wow. 592 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,488 -Yeah, well. -Oh, can you 593 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,098 share this gift with me? 594 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,708 I would love to be young again. 595 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,884 Yeah, that's not really how it works. 596 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,887 If I turned you, you would stay forever... 597 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,063 like this. 598 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,630 Oh. 599 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:37,503 -Well, I'll pass, then. -Yeah. 600 00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:11,101 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 601 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,112 "Total protection from the sun." 602 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,598 Hey! 603 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:31,470 Another. 604 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:35,474 -Ooh, ooh, ooh. 605 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,738 -Text me. -Nope. 606 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,225 -Mom. -Yes? 607 00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:50,793 -Okay. I want a big party this year. -Serious? 608 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,795 -I want a quinceañera. -Quinceañera? 609 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:56,277 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. 610 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:08,811 Do me a favor?Never look me in the eye again. 611 00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,814 Okay? 'Cause your stare is way too intense. 612 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,599 It's starting to make my hair fall out. 613 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,997 Our women do not consider themselves 614 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,608 enslaved by marriage. 615 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:30,703 And they certainly do not want to sacrifice their present privileges 616 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:33,488 for some phony equality with men. 617 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,236 What is Devs?