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[Pat] Previously
on Shining Vale...

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-[Jake grunts]
-[Pat screams]

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How long have you
been in there?

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[doctor]
You have got a good shot

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at a healthy baby.

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You're saying I'm--
I'm just gonna have

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a normal pregnancy?

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[Ennio] I am exorcist.

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[Gaynor] What exactly
are you looking for?

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[Ennio] Demonic stuffs.

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[Gaynor]
I'm gonna take one of you.

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[Terry] Wanna be
the best version of myself,

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you know?

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If that means shootin' up

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a little testosterone,
then so be it.

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[Gaynor] Exorcise me.
I want to feel better.

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The power of Christ
compels you.

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-[Gaynor] Fuck yeah, it does.
-[thunder booming]

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[Pat] Excuse me, Wiccan?

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-[bones cracking]
-[growling]

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Get the fuck out!

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[Jake] Her name is Daisy.

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She led me to this.

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I'm waiting for Daisy to call.

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Bro, you need to relax.

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You're in luck.

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'Cause look at what I borrowed
from my dad.

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What if some of my psychosis
got into the book?

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She looked me right in the eye,
and she said...

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I did this for you!

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[Terry] These streets
aren't safe anymore.

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[Laird] We should probably tell
the mayor.

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Except he got all chopped up.

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Oh, shit! Claire!

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I'm gonna clean this place up.

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[Laird] Claire!

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I brought you
some of Leo's things.

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It doesn't seem fair
that someone like me

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could possibly have a third.

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Anyone who is as critical

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of her maternal skills
as you are

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is a damn great mom.

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Then I must be the best,

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'cause I am the fucking worst.

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You shouldn't cuss so much

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or they'll send you
to the baths.

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They lied to you.

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Look in your file.

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That's why you're here...

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♪ ♪

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...to make these feelings
stop, Pat.

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[demonic voice] Pat's not here.

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[ominous music plays]

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♪ ♪

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I was possessed.

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I fucking knew it.

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Oh, fuck me.

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[dramatic music plays]

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♪ ♪

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[coins clinking]

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Oh, come on.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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I ask for so little.

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[indistinct arguing]

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Okay. Here we go.

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[arguing continues]

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-[machine whirring]
-[sighs]

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Finally.

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-[dramatic music plays]
-[Pat gasping]

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Mrs. Phelps,

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that tape is hospital property.

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Oh! Thank you.

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[echoing over PA system]
We have a runner.

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[patients screaming]

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♪ ♪

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[muffled speech]

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My fucking donut!

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[lock buzzing]

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I love you, you sick bitch.

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[eerie music plays]

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[eerie vocalizing]

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♪ ♪

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[buzzer blares]

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[Trina] Good morning,
Shining Vale.

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Coming up, homemade potpourri.

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We're going to meet a woman
who says anyone can do it.

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But first, it's been three days

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since the brutal murder
of Mayor Woodcock.

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Today, we meet
the first candidate

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to throw his hat into the ring
to replace him.

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Former businessman

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and current husband,
Terry Phelps.

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What a pleasure to be here
this morning, Trina,

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on Good Morning Shining Vale.

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I wanna ask
what everyone wants to know.

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What's it like being married
to Pat Phelps?

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Uh, great question.

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[clears throat]

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I'm running for mayor

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because I was searching
for a way

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to help this little town,

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and then it hit me--

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the lower jaw
of my best friend's girlfriend

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who was plowed over by a bus
on Main Street.

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-Tragic story.
-That is so random.

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Our old host, Lacy,
was also squished by a bus.

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But it's not so random, Trina.

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Given the pagan origins
of our little town,

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there are no public crosses,
and therefore, no crosswalks.

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It's not safe to raise
a family in this town,

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and if I become mayor,
I intend to change that.

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Speaking of family, I just read
your wife's new book,

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and I fucking love it.

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[audience gasping]

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Wow.

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I've never said that
on air before.

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Um, anyway,

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ladies, do yourself a favor

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and get this fucking book
right now.

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[Pat] Oh, no.

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[Terry]
I know they told me I have

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a few minutes before
the dead flower lady comes out,

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so I--if we could just steer it
away from my wife

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-for a moment.
-Of course.

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Let's go to the phones.

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We have our first caller.

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[Pat] Hi, this is Pat Phelps.

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[gasps] Speak of the devil.

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I was just talking
about your fucking book!

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Why the cock
do I keep swearing?

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[Pat] My book has
hidden messages in it

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that make people do
really bad things.

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I was possessed
when I wrote it.

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Well, I am also
fucking obsessed!

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[Terry] Uh... Pat?

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Honey, I'm--
I'm doing something here.

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I know, sweetie,
you're doing your mayor thingy.

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But this is really important.

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-Please do not read my book.
-Pat!

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[Pat] No one should read
my book!

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-Pat!
-Sorry!

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Hey, could you pick up some 2%
on your way home?

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Yeah, I'll get milk.

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[Pat] Okay.
Thanks, sweetie. Bye.

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What a treat.

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I'd like to thank Pat Phelps
and her husband, Teddy.

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The book is called
Rosemary's Revenge.

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Up next, don't turn that dial,

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and don't throw out
your old roses.

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[ominous music plays]

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[phone ringing]

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♪ ♪

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Oh.

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Yo, dude. Where are you?

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I'm outside.

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Come on in.

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And--and bring weed.

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I'm almost cashed out.

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No. Outside as in outside.

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My cousin Nirvaan's
coming over

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and we're gonna dig
a wicked big hole.

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You should come over.
It's gonna be epic.

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I love Nirvaan.

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And I love holes.

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But I can't go.

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What if Daisy calls?

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Bro, it's been, like,
six months.

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And she's dead.

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She's not calling.

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Anyways, I gotta go.

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Peace out, bro.

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Save some hole for me.

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[sighs]

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I hope you're happy.

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That was, like, the best
hole-digging opportunity

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of my entire life.

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What should I do?

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Give me a sign!

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[chair creaking]

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♪ ♪

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[doll] Bye-bye, bye-bye.

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-Bye--
-[voice distorts, stops]

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-Ugh.
-[doll] Ow!

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[Jake sighs]

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[suspenseful music plays]

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♪ ♪

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[distorted voice shrieking]

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-[Walkman clicks]
-[sighs] Skip.

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[Swing Out Sister's
"Breakout" playing]

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[singer] ♪ The time has come
To make or break ♪

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♪ Breakout ♪

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♪ Don't stop to ask ♪

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♪ And now you've found
A break to make at last ♪

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♪ You've got to find a way ♪

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♪ Say what you want to say ♪

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♪ Breakout ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Don't stop to ask ♪

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-[phone ringing]
-♪ Now you've found ♪

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♪ A break to make ♪

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[phone ringing]

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-[clock chiming]
-[knock on door]

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[Gaynor] Ennio, open up.

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It's me, Gaynor.

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Ennio?

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[tense music plays]

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♪ ♪

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What the hell?

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[door creaking]

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[Nolan] You shouldn't be here.

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Oh, hi.

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I'm looking for Father Ennio.

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Italian? Good-looking?

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Big... hat?

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[Nolan] I don't think I know
a Father Ennio.

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It's cool.

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I'm not trying to catch
a predator or anything.

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He just hasn't returned
my texts or calls.

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Perhaps you're mistaken.

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Perhaps.

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My bad.

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Um, have a nice day.

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♪ ♪

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Father, mother--fuck.

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Whatever.

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♪ ♪

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[line ringing]

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[line beeps]

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Listen, asshole,

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I don't know how it works
at the Vatican,

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but when you sleep
with a girl in America,

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you call her back.

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It's Gaynor.

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-[phone beeps]
-[sighs]

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♪ ♪

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[Pat] Hey! Hey, Wiccan. Hi.

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Shit.

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I don't know
if you remember me,

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but I came into your shop
last year.

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I was possessed.

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Yeah, your neck snapped
45 degrees,

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and you wore me
like a sock puppet.

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That's not something
you forget.

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Oh, good.

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I really need your help.

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You wanna walk with me?
I got an appointment.

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Is it a wizardy thing?

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Ish. I'm gettin' my roots done
for the solstice.

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-So what's up?
-Okay, I--

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I think the devil wrote my book
when I was possessed,

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and now it's making women
kill their husbands.

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And I--I just--
I need to know how to stop it.

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Well, first,
let's get our terms right.

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The "devil"
did not possess you.

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You're talking about Satan,
the Great Deceiver, the Beast.

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He's interested
in overthrowing governments

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and disrupting world order,
not writing shitty chick-lit.

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Okay, I didn't come here
for a fuckin' book review.

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So who possessed me?

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Probably a low-level
trickster demon.

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Maybe Berith.
He likes to dress up.

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Why would Berith possess me?

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He probably wanted
to reach your audience

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of vulnerable women
who like bad books.

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Now it's starting
to feel personal.

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Ah, it happens all the time
in pop culture.

267
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,027
Music, theater,
almost all of TikTok--

268
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,362
all the work of demons.

269
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,198
So you think this is just a fad
and it--it'll go away?

270
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,783
Absolutely.

271
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,703
Unless...

272
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,541
...it might be step one
of a larger plan.

273
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,626
I wouldn't be surprised.

274
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,919
A larger plan?

275
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,171
Wait, what? Surprise?

276
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,173
I hate surprises.

277
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,301
-[Pat gasps]
-[all] Surprise!

278
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,511
-[Gaynor laughs]
-[Robyn giggles]

279
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,637
Hi, Pat.

280
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:38,972
Hi.

281
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,265
What's happening?

282
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391
[Kam] Jesus fuckin' Christ.

283
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,809
Oh, it was supposed to be
your baby shower.

284
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,561
But with that haircut,
it's also your roast.

285
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,229
[Pat] I got a makeover, okay?

286
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,483
[Ruth] It's bad luck
not to have a baby shower.

287
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,443
At least it was for me.

288
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,153
So I floated the idea by Terry,

289
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,863
and he said that
you would love it.

290
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,907
I do.

291
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:57,991
Uh, is he around?

292
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,910
I just--I wanna thank him.

293
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,913
[soft music plays]

294
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,581
Hey--holy...

295
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,916
What happened?

296
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,293
Well, I followed my Wiccan
into the salon,

297
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,171
and they kept cutting,
and I forgot to say when.

298
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,672
So then I went shopping

299
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,591
to try to distract
from the haircut,

300
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,093
and, well, here we are.

301
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,762
Well, it's kinda working.

302
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,264
Yeah, I wanted to go
into my bedroom and hide,

303
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,892
but I can't,
because there's a party for me

304
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:24,935
in the living room.

305
00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,520
Were you surprised?

306
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,772
[chuckles]
I really fucking was.

307
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,816
Now, maybe you forgot,

308
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,652
but I hate parties,
and I hate surprises.

309
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:37,114
And I hate randos in my house.

310
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,950
So right in there
is the tri-fucking-fecta.

311
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,701
No, no, Pat,
those women aren't randos.

312
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,994
Three of them are in
the Shining Vale

313
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,788
Ladies Auxiliary
who have successfully

314
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,832
picked the last 65 mayors.

315
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,290
[water sloshing]

316
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,335
Who gives a shit?

317
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,212
Well, I do, Pat.

318
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,630
I give a shit.

319
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,049
I really think becoming
mayor of Shining Vale

320
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,135
might be my calling.

321
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,345
Your calling is to be the mayor

322
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,389
of a town you've only lived in
for a year?

323
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,517
I don't know.
Maybe. Maybe it is.

324
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,936
Not really your decision,
is it?

325
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:08,895
I'm sorry.

326
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,522
I wanna support you. I do.

327
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,399
But this is a really bad time
for me.

328
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,025
Well, has it ever
occurred to you

329
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,485
that everything that happens
in this family

330
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,697
isn't necessarily about you?

331
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,407
-No.
-[Terry] Okay.

332
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,867
Well, I'm gonna ask you,
for once,

333
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,203
to just set your feelings aside
for a moment

334
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,831
and do this for me.

335
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,584
You think you can do that,
Patty?

336
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,836
Darling?

337
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,213
Love of my life,

338
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,756
light of my soul,

339
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,469
do you think you can do
this one fucking thing

340
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,928
for me?

341
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,013
Mm.

342
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,639
[tense music plays]

343
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,849
Okay.

344
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:46,850
♪ ♪

345
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,518
Great.

346
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,479
Go enjoy your baby shower.

347
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,939
♪ ♪

348
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,025
Terry...

349
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,943
yes.

350
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,278
Oh.

351
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,323
[Pat] Oh, wow.

352
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,534
-It's a creeper.
-It sure is.

353
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,369
[Ruth]
It's adorable. [chuckles]

354
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,663
Gaynor, mark down the onesie
from Mrs. Court.

355
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,333
[Gaynor] Okay.
One nightmare clown outfit.

356
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,752
-Got it.
-It's a sailor suit, dear.

357
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,795
One nightmare sailor outfit.

358
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,589
-Uh...
-What?

359
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,549
How many funeral outfits
does a baby need?

360
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,426
I mean, that's literally
a baby hearse.

361
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,844
It's a pram,
and it's "Midnight."

362
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,972
-[Kam scoffs] Holy fuck.
-All right, my turn.

363
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,558
Giving birth is one
of the most magical things

364
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,768
a woman can do.

365
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,770
I remember
when my Leo was born,

366
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,730
I was gazing

367
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,816
into his blue... skin.

368
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:40,111
And then when the doctors
took him from me,

369
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,072
I said, "Hurry back!"

370
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:45,825
And of course, at the time,
you're not thinking,

371
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,745
"Why are they zipping him
into that bag?"

372
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,831
'Cause the mind sees
what it wants to see.

373
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,792
Is she for real?

374
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:54,834
Is it weird?

375
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,127
I don't even notice anymore.

376
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,172
[eerie music plays]

377
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,592
But eventually,

378
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:07,514
I did accept that
my Leo wasn't coming back.

379
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:08,807
♪ ♪

380
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,143
Either as a baby doll or a boy.

381
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,311
♪ ♪

382
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:17,774
And, uh, a part of me
died with him.

383
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,443
That part was never repaired

384
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,029
until now.

385
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,116
♪ ♪

386
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,286
Pat...

387
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:33,123
your baby gives us all hope
for a better world.

388
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,750
Hail Pat!

389
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,962
[all] Hail Pat.

390
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,505
Oh, hell no.

391
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,632
Anyway, I got you a present.

392
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,551
No, Ruth. No.

393
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,011
Not after that speech

394
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,472
and Leo's little unused
pacifiers.

395
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,682
[chuckles] You've done enough.

396
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,976
Well, what are you gonna do?
[chuckles]

397
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,936
[Pat] Aw, okay.

398
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,981
Wow, what is this?

399
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,609
That is a "heir-loom"

400
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:05,405
that my grandma smuggled
out of Europe in her 'einie...

401
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,489
Mm...

402
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,744
...and I am giving it to you

403
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,746
because you're my best friend.

404
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,873
[women gasping]

405
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,416
[both] Aww.

406
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,293
[Pat] Well, thank you.

407
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,878
I'm gonna wear this...

408
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,088
every time I think
I'm gonna see her.

409
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,465
Okay.

410
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,383
Are we done?

411
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,509
Oh, no. No, no, no.

412
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,012
My goodness,
there's more presents.

413
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,097
Here we go.

414
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,932
[Pat] "To Pat,

415
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,018
from your number one fan."

416
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,686
-Hmm.
-Could be any one of us.

417
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,605
[laughter]

418
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,315
[chuckles]

419
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,483
Okay.

420
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,234
♪ ♪

421
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,695
All of Them Bitches.
[chuckles]

422
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:49,366
A History of Hysterical Women
in Southeast Connecticut.

423
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,408
That's... [chuckles]

424
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,118
Okay, who's this from?

425
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,203
[Mrs. Stephen Edwards]
Well, the pram is from me.

426
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,287
I got the rocking horse.

427
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,330
I gave you the--the creeper.

428
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,623
I gave you the tushy necklace.

429
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,249
Okay. Gaynor?

430
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,043
Why would I get you something?

431
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,211
Fair enough.

432
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,420
Kam?

433
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,546
-Oh--
-This is--this is a good one.

434
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,923
Yeah, it wasn't me.

435
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,424
I--I didn't think
this was a real thing.

436
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,134
I got you adult diapers,
'cause you're 80.

437
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,260
[laughs]

438
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,889
Fine, I'll--I'll Venmo $500.

439
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,183
I haven't been to a baby shower
in 100 years.

440
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,977
I--I don't even have kids.

441
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,605
None of us have children
either.

442
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,898
And we still got her presents.

443
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,233
[laughs] Okay. Mm.

444
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,317
[tense music plays]

445
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,528
What do you mean
you don't have children?

446
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,279
You're in the PTA.

447
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,657
None of you are Ps or Ts?

448
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,991
Just As.

449
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,036
All right,
well, I'm gonna get my A

450
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,579
the F back to NYC.

451
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,831
I'll drive you.

452
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,415
Wait, you're gonna drive
all the way to New York?

453
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,834
Well, it's either that
or into a lake,

454
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,210
so bye, everyone.

455
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,838
Okay, Kam?
Wait a minute, please.

456
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,089
Kam.

457
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,382
Hey, please don't go.

458
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,675
Honey, I love you,

459
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,093
but there is not enough Xanax
in Connecticut

460
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,094
to keep me here.

461
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,971
We gotta talk about the book.

462
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,180
You have to pull it.

463
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,432
Trish, the book
is bigger than you.

464
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,599
-[horn honking]
-That's my ride.

465
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,601
[Pat] Kam.
You don't understand.

466
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,562
I was possessed
when I wrote it.

467
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,272
I can tell by your bangs
you've got a lot going on.

468
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,232
-[horn blaring]
-Please don't leave!

469
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,525
Just call me, okay?

470
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,943
And good luck.

471
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,111
[horn honking]

472
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,529
[Kam] If you leave me,
I'll kill you!

473
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,613
Well, this was fun.

474
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,073
Looks like the--
the party's breaking up.

475
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,616
Oh, no, we can't stop yet.

476
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,993
We still have to do
the most important part.

477
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,662
It's an ancient ritual

478
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,290
which reveals the deepest
secrets of the universe.

479
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,460
Who has a question
for the cootie catcher?

480
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,002
[Mrs. Stephen Edwards]
I'll go first.

481
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,255
Is Pat going to have a girl
or a boy?

482
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,966
Ooh, great question,
Mrs. Stephen Edwards.

483
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,134
[chuckles]

484
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:36,139
Is Pat having a girl or a boy?

485
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,891
Ahh...

486
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,434
[both gasping]

487
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,727
Neither.

488
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:41,936
Mm.

489
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:42,896
-[Ruth chuckles]
-[Robyn] Ohh.

490
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,147
-Interesting.
-Modern.

491
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,398
Ooh.

492
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,900
Will the baby come early?

493
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,568
-[Ruth] Oh. [chuckles]
-Oh, yeah.

494
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,571
[Ruth]
Will the baby come early?

495
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,531
[gasps]

496
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,616
Most definitely.

497
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:55,867
-Ohh.
-[Emily] I knew it.

498
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,244
[Mrs. Stephen Edwards]
All hail the Dark One.

499
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,496
Okay, it's my turn.

500
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,164
Give it. All right.

501
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:08,338
Should everyone get
the fuck out of here?

502
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,339
It'll say no.

503
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,341
Let's see. [chuckles]

504
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,177
[chuckles]

505
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,595
Most definitely.

506
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,679
What?

507
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:17,597
-[all] Aww.
-Come on, guys.

508
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,765
Let's get your cooties out.

509
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:19,766
[dramatic music plays]

510
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,017
[door slams]

511
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,977
Hey, button, come on in here.

512
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,020
[Gaynor chuckles]

513
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,772
[notification chimes]

514
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,066
Sorry, I was texting someone.

515
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,901
I think I got ghosted.

516
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,945
Oh, no. Do I know him?

517
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,279
No, it was just a guy
I was seeing.

518
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,989
He was in and out.

519
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,908
Doesn't matter. What's up?

520
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,161
First of all,
have a button, button.

521
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,872
"Phelps."

522
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,333
Wow, what came in second?
"Terry"?

523
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,669
What? No, you're--you're--

524
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,628
you're reading it wrong.

525
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,463
The "P" is, uh, separate.

526
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,550
"Pee helps."

527
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,218
[Terry] Uh, no. I--it's not--

528
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,302
it's "Phelps helps."

529
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,054
It--people will get it.

530
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,722
You don't understand politics.

531
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,808
Hey, let me try out
my campaign speech for you.

532
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:02,809
It's really good.

533
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,602
Don't you mean "G-ood"?

534
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,647
Uh, never mind. Go on.

535
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,316
Okay. Uh, Webster's

536
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,735
defines "community"
as a unified--

537
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,195
[Gaynor] Stop.

538
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,322
People don't want you
to read the dictionary at them.

539
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,490
Right. Right.

540
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,576
Just get to the, uh--
the meat of it.

541
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,702
All right. So...

542
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,705
"50% of bus accidents
happen w--"

543
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:24,831
Stop.

544
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,000
Don't read statistics or facts.

545
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,002
It just reminds people
how stupid they are.

546
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,796
Okay, but my speech is made up
of facts and statistics

547
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,423
and peppered
with definitions, so...

548
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,966
If you want people
to vote for you,

549
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,926
you have to tell them
your story.

550
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,761
You're the guy
who rebuilt his life

551
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,848
after his wife tried
to split him like a log.

552
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,350
Right. Right.

553
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,769
So...

554
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,023
Terry Phelps: A Story.

555
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,775
Collier's defines
"adversity--"

556
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,569
Holy fuck, Dad.
I'm gonna write it. Move.

557
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,529
-What?
-[Gaynor] Get up.

558
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,864
It's not that easy.

559
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:58,948
Yeah.

560
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,787
[Terry]
Ooh. That's a bit dark, no?

561
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,623
[Gaynor]
Have you met your wife?

562
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,458
[wheels squeaking]

563
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,461
[eerie music plays]

564
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,129
♪ ♪

565
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,631
[book thuds]

566
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,636
[Pat groans]

567
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,315
Will my book kill more people?

568
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,526
"Read page 72."

569
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,694
What?

570
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,489
Um...

571
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,741
Can I stop it?

572
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,288
"Read page 72."

573
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,753
Do I like my kids?

574
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,093
Oh, fuck. This thing works.

575
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,679
♪ ♪

576
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:07,517
72... 72... 72.

577
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,770
"...and Rosemary
was gone forever."

578
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,355
I've been here before.

579
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,315
[tiles clacking]

580
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,526
♪ ♪

581
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,152
Let's do it.

582
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,239
♪ ♪

583
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,621
[dramatic music plays]

584
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,580
[fork clatters]

585
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,875
[birds chirping]

586
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,294
I've got to manage my time
better.

587
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,381
[tiles clattering]

588
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,134
♪ ♪

589
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,219
What the hell?

590
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:46,305
♪ ♪

591
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,361
"Shining Vale Home
for Hysterical Women."

592
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,779
"Covens."

593
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,158
"Human sacrifice and torture."

594
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,702
"Now divided into large

595
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:12,165
single-family residences."

596
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,168
♪ ♪

597
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,836
Fuck me.

598
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,550
"This room
was the portal to hell."

599
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,926
Oh, God.

600
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,012
Please don't be
the portal to hell.

601
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:29,098
♪ ♪

602
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,230
Oh, no.

603
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,692
[Terry] Because this
is a story of redemption.

604
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,402
This is a story
about rebuilding

605
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,445
the town that we all love...

606
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:43,446
[Gaynor] Whoo!

607
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,447
...Returning Shining Vale

608
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,157
to the sort of safe place

609
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,408
where you can cross the street

610
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,494
without being hit
by an oncoming bus.

611
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:50,453
-[scattered applause]
-How 'bout that?

612
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,080
Or--or enjoy the park

613
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,457
without worrying about
fallin' into a hole.

614
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:55,625
[crowd gasping]

615
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,793
Look at that damn thing.

616
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,294
This is a great speech.

617
00:22:58,461 --> 00:22:59,712
-[Terry] Not on my watch.
-Yeah, I know.

618
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:00,838
I wrote it.

619
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,424
As your mayor, I promise

620
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,968
to fill every hole
in this town.

621
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,845
You ever notice
your dad's superhot?

622
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,138
-[Terry] Huh?
-Ew. Gross.

623
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,432
-That's my dad.
-I know, and he's ripped.

624
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:12,892
Do you know
if he's seeing anyone?

625
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,811
Yeah. My mom.

626
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,480
Don't be jelly.
Your boyfriend's also hot.

627
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,315
Oh, my gosh, you remember him?

628
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,817
Oh, I thought
I was going crazy.

629
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:21,984
Of course I remember him.

630
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,444
He was like an Asian
Jonas brother.

631
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,654
[Terry] As mayor,
I'm gonna make sure...

632
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:25,988
Not Ryan.

633
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,325
Ennio. Italian priest?

634
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,451
He used to come
in the store all the time

635
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,619
when I was closing up.

636
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,329
Could be anyone.
You have a picture?

637
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,580
Yeah.

638
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,207
[Terry] Terry Phelps.

639
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:39,043
But I cam back,
because I realized...

640
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:40,545
He looks like you.

641
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,505
[Terry] And I could see
what this town could be.

642
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:45,007
That is me.
I must have deleted it.

643
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,259
I think I texted it to him.

644
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,677
[Terry] There's a lot
of people,

645
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:49,053
they move to Mystic,
they move to Salem...

646
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,263
I hope he's a better priest
than he is a boyfriend.

647
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,722
He never texted you back.

648
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:52,682
[eerie music plays]

649
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,183
[Gaynor] What the fuck?

650
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,393
[Terry] You know, I--
I'd like to take a moment

651
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,436
and just get personal here,
if I could.

652
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,691
Um, I was hit in the head
with an axe some time ago.

653
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:02,900
[crowd gasping]

654
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,569
But I came back,

655
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,404
came back stronger than ever.

656
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:08,406
And people still ask me,

657
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,784
"Terry, how strong are ya?"

658
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,203
Can I show you how strong I am?

659
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,288
[Lillian] Yes, please!

660
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:16,289
Who wants to see it?

661
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,373
Show me!

662
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,749
I wanna see how strong!

663
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,878
[cheers and applause]

664
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,633
One, two, three...

665
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,928
[ominous music plays]

666
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:34,098
[electricity buzzing]

667
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,059
♪ ♪

668
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:40,563
Fucking Terry bought
the portal to hell.

669
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,190
[sighs]

670
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:45,151
[laughter echoing]

671
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:48,279
♪ ♪

672
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,323
Hello?

673
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,541
Are you fucking kidding me?

674
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,628
♪ ♪

675
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:09,425
[water dripping]

676
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,434
[door creaking]

677
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:19,477
Fuck!

678
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,609
Oh, God. I hate this house.

679
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,277
I hate this house.

680
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,946
[Robyn] Oh, poor dear.

681
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,447
And that haircut?

682
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:32,823
[laughter]

683
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,034
[Ruth] I guess it goes
with the collar.

684
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,953
[laughter]

685
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,537
What are you gonna do?

686
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,666
[Robyn] I think I feel
a little bit bad for her.

687
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:42,792
Don't you?

688
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,127
Eh, if I felt bad
about all the things

689
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,546
I feel bad about,
I would never leave the house.

690
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,675
Besides, we're doing this
for her own good.

691
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,344
She could never raise
this baby by herself.

692
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,388
[Robyn] You think she knows?

693
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,056
[Ruth] Well, even if she does,

694
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,516
I mean, who's she gonna tell?

695
00:25:58,683 --> 00:25:59,767
No one would believe her.

696
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,811
Everyone thinks she's nuts.

697
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,312
And I say this as a feminist.

698
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,397
[Robyn sighs]

699
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,440
It's all about her baby
anyway.

700
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,900
[Ruth] Our baby.

701
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,568
[both] His baby.

702
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,529
[Pat] My baby, twats.

703
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:12,863
Who's there?

704
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,407
Oh, hi, Pat.

705
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:15,825
[gulps]

706
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,285
Fuck.

707
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:23,499
[crowd] 133. 134. 135.

708
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,583
136.

709
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,003
[groans] 136!

710
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,170
[Lillian] Yeah!

711
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,964
You gotta be in good shape
to stand up

712
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,424
to those boys in city hall,

713
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,009
and that's what I intend to do.

714
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,928
I'm gonna fight
for the city of Shining Vale.

715
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,471
I was born in Iowa,

716
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,807
but I was reborn
right here in Shining Vale.

717
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,059
-[cheers and applause]
-[Lillian giggling]

718
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,607
[Terry]
With a vote for Terry Phelps,

719
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:51,402
this whole town's
gonna be reborn.

720
00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:53,112
[cheers and applause]

721
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,530
Who's with me?

722
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,157
[Lillian] I'm with you!

723
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,867
I am...

724
00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:58,909
[fabric ripping]

725
00:26:59,076 --> 00:26:59,952
...with you!

726
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,037
Whoa.

727
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,455
-[Lillian giggles]
-Hey.

728
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,000
[crowd] P-helps! P-helps!
P-helps! P-helps!

729
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,461
No, no, no.
It's "Phelps Helps."

730
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,254
You're doing it wrong.

731
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,381
Phelps Helps! Phelps--

732
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,633
Oh, fuck it.

733
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,054
[all] P-helps! P-helps!
P-helps!

734
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,723
[cheers and applause]

735
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,725
[Lillian] I love you!

736
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,353
[all] P-helps! P-helps!
P-helps!

737
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,897
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.

738
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,648
Thank you very much. Okay.

739
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,693
[tense music plays]

740
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,780
♪ ♪

741
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,452
Where the fuck am I?

742
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,080
[loud thud]

743
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,539
[singer] ♪ Time has come ♪

744
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:46,791
♪ To make your break ♪

745
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:47,917
Sorry, wall.

746
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,168
Some holes are meant
to be closed.

747
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,670
[singer] ♪ Don't hesitate ♪

748
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,672
♪ Breakout ♪

749
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:57,676
♪ Don't stop to ask ♪

750
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:01,972
♪ And now you've found
A break to make at last ♪

751
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,849
♪ You've got to find a way ♪

752
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:04,850
[thudding]

753
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,268
Shit.

754
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,269
[singer] ♪ Looks unsure ♪

755
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,938
[Pat] Hello!

756
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:09,855
-[banging]
-Help!

757
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:10,981
[Jake humming]

758
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:14,110
Hello? Help!

759
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,654
[Rosemary] Hello, Patricia.

760
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,698
[dramatic music plays]

761
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,409
♪ ♪

762
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,328
You should have killed yourself
when you had the chance.

763
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,122
♪ ♪

764
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,000
[eerie music plays]

765
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,045
[singers vocalizing]

766
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:36,132
♪ ♪

767
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:08,747
[person whistling]

768
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:09,874
[seagulls calling]