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Previously, on
"Shining Vale"...
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- I finished my book.
- It's not good.
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We're circling
Claire Vanderbilt
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for the summer push.
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Gaynor turned churchy.
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Jake is into some
nightmare gaming.
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"Going to be in wine country.
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Want to meet me?"
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Think I need to go home.
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Unless you don't.
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- I'll build your fence.
- I thought you sold insurance.
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Suck a hot dick.
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Well, not anymore.
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Actually wearing that medal
she gave me.
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Oh, that's cool.
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They just offered me Thom's job.
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- When do we start?
- You want me to summon a demon?
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I need your help
to finish my book.
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I want to come inside you.
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You want to possess me?
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Fuck it.
Okay, Rosemary, come inside me.
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No.
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"Patricia" playing...
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♪ Oh, Patricia ♪
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♪ My lovely Patricia ♪
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♪ You could make
All my dreamin' ♪
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♪ Come true ♪
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♪ My heart is just droolin' ♪
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♪ Patricia, no foolin' ♪
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♪ I'm falling in love
With you ♪
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♪ Oh, Patricia ♪
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♪ My darling Patricia ♪
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♪ I can see all my dreams ♪
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♪ In your eyes ♪
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♪ My heart is just droolin' ♪
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♪ Patricia, no foolin' ♪
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♪ I'm falling in love ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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Rise and shine, everyone.
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It's time to go to the funeral.
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♪ I'm falling in love ♪
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Valerie He
was a woman of faith.
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- But like many of us...
- I can't believe she's gone.
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...she struggled
with her demons.
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I know. It blows.
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We must
acknowledge the many tragedies
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that afflicted her
in this life.
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It doesn't blow. I'm an orphan.
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Valerie lost
her husband, Henry...
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How would you feel
if your mother
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jumped out of a window
onto a fence?
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...eight years
ago in a freak accident.
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Yeah, it's complicated.
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They were loving...
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Can't help but feel like
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if I had somehow
made a worse fence,
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she'd still be here.
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Oh, don't blame yourself.
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...a shock for Valerie.
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When a woman wants to die,
she'll find a way.
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Henry stuck his head
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out of a moving
school bus window
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- and was decapitated...
- Hey, buddy. Hi.
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So sad, huh?
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How'd you know Valerie?
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- We went out twice.
- Oh.
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Her father was
killed by a pack of dogs...
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Actually, tonight was supposed
to be the third date.
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They were rottweilers.
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That's the date where
you're supposed to get sex.
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Laird, a woman just died.
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Maybe you wait 'til her body's
in the ground
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before talking
about fucking her.
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Amen.
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Let's go.
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- Jake!
- Just a minute!
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Her name is Daisy.
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I thought she was an NPC,
but then she led me to this.
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Dude, check it out.
I bet she was murdered.
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Bro, I bet she wants us
to find her murderer.
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- Bro.
- Dude.
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Jake, now!
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"Terry" playing...
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♪ Terry ♪
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♪ Terry ♪
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♪ He said to me
He wanted to be ♪
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♪ Near to me ♪
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♪ He said he never
Wanted to be ♪
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♪ Out of my sight ♪
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♪ But it's too late to give ♪
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♪ This boy my love tonight ♪
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♪ Please wait at the gate ♪
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♪ Of heaven for me, Terry ♪
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♪ Terry ♪
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♪ He said to me
He wanted to be ♪
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♪ Close by my side ♪
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♪ We had a quarrel ♪
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♪ I was untrue
On the night he died... ♪
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♪ And if... ♪
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- Good morning.
- Correction, great morning.
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I love these suits
you picked out for me.
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How do I look?
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Like a hundred dollars.
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Oh, I hope I didn't make
this collar too stiff.
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- Mm, I like them stiff.
- I bet you do.
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Ew, when are old people
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finally disgusted
by each other?
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Let you know when we get old.
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Oh, why is my bag warm?
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I made you fresh peach cobbler.
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Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Give your mother a kiss.
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Jacob, eyes on me.
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I'm going with Ryan.
I'll see ya.
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Oh, Gaynor, I put some money
in your purse for lunch.
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You went through my purse?
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I told you
not to touch my shit.
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Jesus fuck, Gaynor.
I gave you free money.
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Just say fucking thank you.
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Fine,
I'll take your fucking money.
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Nice outfit.
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Pat, you okay?
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Oh, yeah. I just...
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- Well, you know Gaynor.
- Oh.
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Oh, I'ma be late
for my first day back at work.
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Mm.
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Your cobbler.
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Who is this lady?
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Terry, I want to throw a party.
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What? You hate parties?
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We haven't had a housewarming.
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I want to show off the house.
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You hate the house.
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I just needed time
to get used to it.
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We can invite
all of our new friends.
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You don't have any new friends.
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Jesus fuck, Terry.
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I just want to have
a cocktail party.
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I'm not asking to land
the Mars Rover.
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Okay, okay, I'm just not sure
throwing a party
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is such a great idea
for a former party girl.
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They write books
about that sort of thing.
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You literally
wrote a book about that.
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And now I'm writing a book
about a 50's housewife.
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Fifties housewife
who smokes a lot.
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She also likes to cook
and clean and make love.
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Are you not on board with that?
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Oh, I am fully on board
with that.
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Let's celebrate.
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All right, who do you
want to invite?
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Well, you can invite Laird,
and I'll invite Kam.
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Okay.
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Table for four, huh?
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Invite Kathryn.
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I'd like to meet her.
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I don't want to mix business
with pleasure.
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She's your partner.
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I'd like to know who she is.
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This feels a little,
you know, weird.
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It's only weird
if you make it weird.
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- Y-your, uh, bosoms.
- Fresh.
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Here, we can drop
all your mom's stuff in here.
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What's in these boxes anyway?
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Oh, it's just some stuff
about the town
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but mostly articles
and research
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my mom collected
about your house.
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Yeah, no offense,
but your mom
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was a bit of a creeper.
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Well, she was obsessed
with your house.
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Even when it was empty,
she always sensed...
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a presence.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Gosh.
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Jake?
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Sorry, I was doing something,
and then I heard
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- you guys come in.
- Perv.
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No-no, there's a hole
in the back of this skull.
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- Ah, perv!
- No!
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I found this old skull,
and there's a hole in it,
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and I'm trying
to find the murder weapon.
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So fucking creepy. Go, go.
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Sorry, I know I curse a lot.
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Oh, I kinda don't even
hear it anymore.
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I was actually looking
at your necklace.
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The one my mom gave you.
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Do you want it back?
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No, she'd want you
to keep it.
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My mom always wore hers
for protection,
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but she wasn't wearing it
when she died.
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They never found it.
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I can't believe she's gone.
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Mm, ah, sorry,
I have terrible instincts.
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Get that from my mother along
with my flass and cursing.
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Fuck, um...
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could you please
say something now?
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We did it.
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I mean, this is better
than Cressida.
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We did it?
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You have no fucking idea
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what I had to do
to bring Rosemary back.
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Okay, who cares?
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I can't wait to see
how it ends.
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And yeah, I'ma take
a little credit,
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because I motivated you.
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What, so that was all a lie
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about me not getting
the summer release
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and giving it to that twatkin
Claire Vanderbilt?
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
that was true.
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Don't be mad.
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You and I both know
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that sometimes you need
some tough love.
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- Mm.
- All right there you are.
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Thank you. Do you think
I can get an extra dressing?
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What the hell happened?
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Oh, I told Kam
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we needed $250,000 or we walk.
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- What did she say?
- She said no. So we walked.
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It's one thing
to fuck my husband.
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It's another
to fuck my career.
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We're just playing ball.
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I'm supposed to be in charge.
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Well, you are
until you need help,
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and then I take over.
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And why did we buy this car?
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Oh, that's on me.
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Rolf never let me
use the good car.
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Fuck, Rosemary,
just help me write my book.
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Stop buying cars,
and stop smoking.
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It's unhealthy.
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Says who?
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Okay, I'm late for therapy.
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Oh, we canceled
because we're doing great.
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No, no,
we're not... we're not "we."
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It's "me." I'm doing great.
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Put your seat belt on.
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Crazy fucking lady.
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- Daisy?
- Who's Daisy?
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Oh.
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Gaynor, come zip Mother up.
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Daughter doesn't want to.
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Oh, for once,
can you do something for me
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without giving me lip?
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Thank you. Join me for a drink?
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You know I'm 16, right?
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Well, that didn't stop you
from sleeping
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with the virgin orphan.
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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Who told you?
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Mothers can sense these things.
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So what are you gonna do now?
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I don't know.
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What do you care? You don't
want me dating him anyway.
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You win.
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Life is way too short
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to spend so much energy
hating your mother.
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I don't hate you.
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I just... don't want to be you.
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Oh, well, congratulations.
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That makes you
a normal daughter.
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Look, I'm just...
I'm trying not to be
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such a shitty person
right now, okay?
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And I thought being baptized
would help.
263
00:11:44,614 --> 00:11:46,834
And then I sleep with a virgin.
264
00:11:46,964 --> 00:11:49,227
What the fuck is wrong with me?
265
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,752
What is wrong
is that you're 16 years old
266
00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:53,321
and you think
that every decision you make
267
00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:55,146
is the end of the world.
268
00:11:55,277 --> 00:11:57,801
It's just not. Trust me.
269
00:11:57,888 --> 00:11:59,107
Come here.
270
00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:03,372
I just...
271
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,073
I just...
272
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,249
I feel like I can't
fucking win.
273
00:12:13,121 --> 00:12:15,297
Well, that is called
274
00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:17,865
being a woman.
275
00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:19,257
What are you doing?
276
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,435
I'm touching you.
277
00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:25,960
I love you. Come here.
278
00:12:30,225 --> 00:12:31,748
Come here.
279
00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:35,970
It's gonna be okay.
280
00:12:52,987 --> 00:12:56,381
Kathryn, welcome
to "Connec-ticut."
281
00:12:56,512 --> 00:12:59,210
Are you kidding me
with this house?
282
00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:02,300
How much more money
do you make than me?
283
00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:05,826
Uh, national average
is about 30%.
284
00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,697
But I actually got it
way below asking.
285
00:13:09,307 --> 00:13:11,179
Wow, you look...
286
00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:15,948
Hey.
287
00:13:16,053 --> 00:13:18,099
Sorry about that.
I was wrapping up a work call.
288
00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,535
You must be Terry.
289
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,712
Yes, yes. Uh, you are?
290
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,584
Blake, my husband.
291
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:26,629
Oh, Blake. The husband.
292
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,544
Yes, wow.
293
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,198
Okay, got it.
294
00:13:30,328 --> 00:13:31,507
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
295
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,288
My wife loves you.
296
00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:36,204
And I love... to hear that.
297
00:13:37,553 --> 00:13:39,163
Hey, you make her so happy,
298
00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,425
and I should know.
299
00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:42,253
I'm quite literally an expert.
300
00:13:42,384 --> 00:13:45,300
Blake is a chief
happiness officer.
301
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:47,389
- Oh.
- Companies hire me
302
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,913
to help employees
find their inner smile.
303
00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:51,396
- Ah.
- You know what the secret is?
304
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,961
No.
305
00:13:54,091 --> 00:13:56,267
You start with an outer smile,
306
00:13:56,398 --> 00:13:58,226
and if that doesn't work,
307
00:13:58,356 --> 00:13:59,706
you give yourself a smile snap.
308
00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:04,319
Every time.
309
00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:07,757
Well, it's good to be married
to somebody who's happy.
310
00:14:07,844 --> 00:14:09,585
Aren't you going
to introduce me?
311
00:14:26,471 --> 00:14:28,865
Kathryn, this is, uh...
312
00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:36,003
Patricia... the wife.
313
00:14:38,396 --> 00:14:41,008
Yes, obviously
I know your name.
314
00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:44,228
I... Kathryn, this is Pat.
315
00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:46,491
Pat, Kat. Kat, Pat.
316
00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:48,102
Pat, Kat.
317
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,190
I've heard so much
about you, Kathryn.
318
00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:51,192
And I have heard
so much about you.
319
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:54,369
Y-you look fantastic.
320
00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:57,198
Pat is actually researching
a character for her book, so...
321
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:58,590
- Isn't that fun?
- Very cool.
322
00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:00,462
And who is this?
323
00:15:00,592 --> 00:15:02,203
Blake. I make people happy.
324
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,944
I bet you do.
325
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,084
- Who wants a tour?
- Oh, that-that sounds great.
326
00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:12,168
Okay.
327
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,432
And here we go.
328
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:18,480
Right this way.
329
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,091
Holy shit, this house.
330
00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:22,313
I mean, no wonder
you're writing
331
00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:24,486
such a weird fucking book.
332
00:15:24,616 --> 00:15:26,096
Mrs. Phelps, can I just say,
333
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:28,577
I am, like,
your number one fan.
334
00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:30,274
Well, call me Patricia.
335
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:32,407
Okay, Patricia.
336
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:33,538
I'm Claire Vanderbilt.
337
00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:36,977
What?
338
00:15:37,064 --> 00:15:40,110
Uh, you're the reason
I became a writer.
339
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:41,851
God damn it.
340
00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:44,795
I was obsessed
with Cressida Unbound.
341
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,207
I even got in trouble for
bringing it to middle school.
342
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,644
That is a great fucking story,
Claire.
343
00:15:52,775 --> 00:15:53,866
Can I talk to you for a second?
344
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,169
Course.
345
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:57,127
This looks like the Titanic.
346
00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:58,955
Why the fuck
did you invite her?
347
00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:00,783
Because you asked me to.
348
00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:03,046
Obviously I was joking.
349
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:05,483
Do you know how humiliating
it is to have someone here
350
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:06,854
who's ten years younger
than you
351
00:16:06,963 --> 00:16:08,878
making ten times more than you?
352
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,141
Okay, both of those numbers
are way off.
353
00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:14,536
Listen, after our lunch, I went
and spoke with my publisher
354
00:16:14,623 --> 00:16:15,801
and told her
that you might need
355
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:17,582
a little bit more
of an advance, so...
356
00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:21,543
Stop her. Don't let her do it.
357
00:16:21,673 --> 00:16:23,110
Stop her.
358
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,764
What the fuck are you saying?
359
00:16:24,894 --> 00:16:28,419
I'm saying I got you $100,000.
360
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,901
- Oh, my God.
- But my job is on the line,
361
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,250
so don't fuck me on this.
362
00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:39,343
I won't. I promise. Oh, my...
363
00:16:39,474 --> 00:16:41,432
- I love you.
- I love you too.
364
00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:42,869
Come on, let's go celebrate,
mm?
365
00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,918
Claire, let me take your coat,
366
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,354
and I'll get you a drink.
367
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:51,225
You're old enough to drink,
aren't you?
368
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,053
Oh, I'm 27.
369
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,532
Amazing.
370
00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:56,447
Why did you invite her?
371
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:57,840
Well, I thought
it was important
372
00:16:57,971 --> 00:16:59,105
that we know the competition.
373
00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:01,670
Claire's not my competition.
374
00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:03,803
- She's already won.
- Not Claire, silly.
375
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,587
I invited Claire for fun.
376
00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,937
I'm talking about Kathryn.
377
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,768
You've seen the way
that Terry looks at her.
378
00:17:09,852 --> 00:17:13,073
It's the same way that Rolf
looked at his secretary.
379
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,944
Kathryn is not his secretary,
380
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,903
and Terry
is completely faithful.
381
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,643
Really?
382
00:17:18,774 --> 00:17:20,994
He's such an animal in bed.
383
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,804
I really like that one
where you're on top.
384
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,258
Okay, stop it.
385
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,042
And stop having
so much sex with him.
386
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,131
It's-it's giving me a UTI.
387
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,786
Okay, well,
what about that Blake fellow?
388
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,527
I wouldn't mind
taking him home.
389
00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:35,312
You would be taking him
to my home and using my body.
390
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:36,908
So that's a hard no.
391
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:38,272
Oh, come on.
392
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,274
Take your medicine.
You're no fun.
393
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:43,364
No, I've already taken twice
the recommended dosage today.
394
00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:44,756
And it's not working.
395
00:17:44,887 --> 00:17:46,715
Every time you get annoyed,
396
00:17:46,802 --> 00:17:48,673
your horrible personality
pokes out.
397
00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:50,153
It's not horrible.
398
00:17:50,284 --> 00:17:51,636
I just don't like
throwing parties.
399
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,287
When are you going to trust me?
400
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,245
I've restarted your career.
401
00:17:55,332 --> 00:17:57,552
I got eye contact from Jacob.
402
00:17:57,682 --> 00:17:59,728
I even got a hug from the girl.
403
00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:04,907
I am making you
into your best self.
404
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,649
Look, take the pills,
405
00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:09,825
stop resisting,
406
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,262
and let someone else
do the work for once.
407
00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:16,963
Fine.
408
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,497
Laird, you're wearing a kilt.
409
00:18:29,627 --> 00:18:31,368
It is a party.
410
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,545
Do you think
it's a bit too much?
411
00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:37,200
I think it's not enough.
412
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:38,201
Get inside here.
413
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:40,334
Hey.
414
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,184
- Wow. Looks good.
- Yeah, yeah, well, we...
415
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,558
Fred! Dad, can Fred stay over?
416
00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:48,516
Thanks. We're gonna sleep
in the tree house.
417
00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:49,646
Come on.
418
00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:52,302
All right, be good.
419
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:53,741
Everybody...
420
00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:55,218
...this is Laird.
421
00:18:55,349 --> 00:18:56,393
Laird, the party.
422
00:18:56,524 --> 00:18:57,655
- Hi.
- Hi.
423
00:18:57,786 --> 00:19:00,136
- Hi. How you doing?
- Hi.
424
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,343
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, it's good...
425
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,271
- Is this it?
- Mm.
426
00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:05,401
Really?
427
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:09,058
Okay, everybody, hi.
Sorry about that.
428
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,148
Uh, here's the deal.
429
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,498
This is my first night out
since my girlfriend died.
430
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,113
Um, I'm fine.
431
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,811
I'm sorry.
432
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:24,903
It's just that I really need
to have a good time tonight.
433
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:29,339
Oh.
434
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:32,212
Also, I brought cocaine.
435
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:33,564
I am loving this guy
in the kilt.
436
00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:36,477
Thank you. I like your suit.
437
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:38,261
Are you ready?
438
00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:39,523
I was born ready.
439
00:19:39,654 --> 00:19:41,134
Are you nervous?
440
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,526
I was born nervous.
441
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,140
Is there someone here with us?
442
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,886
Is this your skull?
443
00:19:59,891 --> 00:20:01,023
What's your name?
444
00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:05,767
D...
445
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:06,855
A...
446
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,559
...N.
447
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:18,084
I thought you said
this was Daisy.
448
00:20:18,171 --> 00:20:19,868
It must be a typo.
449
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,657
I know it feels like
the end of the world,
450
00:20:23,741 --> 00:20:26,483
but it's only because we're 16.
451
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,833
My mom committed suicide.
Then you took my virginity.
452
00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:31,140
Now I'm having
a crisis of faith.
453
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,403
What does that have to do
with being 16?
454
00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:35,840
Um...
455
00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:37,581
you know, it made sense
when I heard it.
456
00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:38,495
Look, if you didn't want
to be with me,
457
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:39,888
why didn't you just ghost me?
458
00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:41,933
Because I didn't want to be
a shitty person.
459
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,302
Really? Because you're the
shittiest person I've ever met.
460
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,548
I'm not even the shittiest
person in my house.
461
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:50,116
My idea of heaven
is a solid white nightclub
462
00:20:50,246 --> 00:20:52,161
with me as the headliner
for all eternity.
463
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,597
And they love me.
464
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,516
♪ Down on the east side ♪
465
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,345
♪ Of 33rd and Third ♪
466
00:21:02,519 --> 00:21:04,695
♪ That's my home ♪
467
00:21:04,869 --> 00:21:09,004
♪ Sweet home ♪
468
00:21:09,178 --> 00:21:11,267
♪ Some people say ♪
469
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:14,792
♪ It's the home
Of black eyes ♪
470
00:21:16,751 --> 00:21:20,102
I was just up in the attic.
471
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,273
You're gonna die up there.
472
00:21:28,676 --> 00:21:29,676
Oh, shit.
473
00:21:34,203 --> 00:21:36,901
I'm so sorry I peed your floor.
474
00:21:36,988 --> 00:21:38,164
Please have me back.
475
00:21:39,817 --> 00:21:41,254
He'll be fine.
476
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,736
I think he just...
477
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,648
...had a bad reaction
to cocaine
478
00:21:44,735 --> 00:21:47,042
probably because...
it's cocaine.
479
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,305
Great, weird party.
480
00:21:49,436 --> 00:21:51,636
Try and put the guy pissing
himself on coke in the book.
481
00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:53,092
I'll see what I can do.
482
00:21:53,222 --> 00:21:54,397
I can't find my other glove.
483
00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:56,225
Oh, I'll buy you some more.
484
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,360
Let's get the fuck
out of Connecticut.
485
00:21:57,444 --> 00:21:58,836
- It really freaks me out.
- Bye.
486
00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:01,839
Blake and I
are gonna get going too.
487
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:04,233
We usually try and leave
before the ambulance arrives.
488
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,582
Such a great party.
489
00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:07,410
Oh, you can't leave.
490
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,891
We haven't had a chance
to get to know each other.
491
00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:11,327
Come on, just stay
for one drink.
492
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,546
One teeny martini.
493
00:22:14,504 --> 00:22:16,376
I insist.
494
00:22:18,856 --> 00:22:20,423
All right, all right, my turn.
495
00:22:20,554 --> 00:22:22,860
Are you one of those?
496
00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:25,124
I don't know
what one of those are,
497
00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:26,386
but I certainly am one.
498
00:22:28,866 --> 00:22:29,957
What a great game.
Where'd you get it?
499
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:32,131
Pat found it behind the bar.
500
00:22:32,261 --> 00:22:34,263
Holy shit, how is it...
It's 3:30 already.
501
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,699
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, we should go.
502
00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:37,310
I-I have an early morning
at Google.
503
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,876
Thank you both so much.
504
00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:40,965
Just one more question.
505
00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:42,753
We have to complete the circle,
or it's bad luck.
506
00:22:42,837 --> 00:22:44,491
Okay, last one,
507
00:22:44,621 --> 00:22:46,841
'cause I really have had to pee
for, like, an hour.
508
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:49,887
Ooh, this is a good one.
509
00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:53,195
Have you ever
almost had an affair
510
00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:54,762
with someone you work with?
511
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,116
That's a...
What kinda question's that?
512
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:05,294
An impertinent one.
513
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,254
Have you ever
almost had an affair
514
00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:10,865
with someone you work with?
515
00:23:15,043 --> 00:23:16,803
You know what?
Um, babe, we really should go.
516
00:23:18,786 --> 00:23:20,570
What's going on, babe?
517
00:23:20,657 --> 00:23:22,268
Oh, I'm sorry.
518
00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:24,403
Does Blake not know about
the two of you at the winery?
519
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,185
Oh, Jesus Christ. Um...
520
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,882
What winery?
521
00:23:28,012 --> 00:23:29,884
Pat, what are you doing?
522
00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:31,014
Not our winery.
523
00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:35,237
Terry and I had...
524
00:23:35,368 --> 00:23:39,328
a drink at, um, a winery.
525
00:23:40,329 --> 00:23:43,158
Yes, the winery
where we got married,
526
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:45,116
but nothing happened.
527
00:23:45,247 --> 00:23:47,031
Not the table
under the oak tree.
528
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,907
Oh, my God.
529
00:23:52,994 --> 00:23:54,169
Why would you do that?
530
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,476
I... you know what?
I had too much to drink.
531
00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:57,216
Yeah, you always have
too much to drink.
532
00:23:57,346 --> 00:23:59,130
And you do drugs.
533
00:23:59,261 --> 00:23:59,957
Yeah, well,
you're my mom's age.
534
00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:02,482
Wow, okay.
535
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,399
I hate this. Ugh!
536
00:24:08,662 --> 00:24:10,751
I fucking hate this!
537
00:24:10,838 --> 00:24:12,622
You're...
538
00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:14,407
evil.
539
00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:18,454
♪ Blue skies
Blue skies, blue skies ♪
540
00:24:18,585 --> 00:24:20,064
I was just playing the game.
541
00:24:20,239 --> 00:24:23,198
♪ Blue skies,
blue skies ♪
542
00:24:23,372 --> 00:24:25,548
♪ My lovely Patricia ♪
543
00:24:25,722 --> 00:24:27,376
♪ Patricia, my lovely ♪
544
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,901
♪ With you ♪
545
00:24:33,904 --> 00:24:36,385
- Damn it.
- Dude, give it up.
546
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,156
Also, can I have
this picture of your mom?
547
00:24:38,257 --> 00:24:41,260
Bro, no.
I-I know her name is Daisy.
548
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,739
Who the hell is Dan?
549
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,714
Kathryn, I thought you left.
550
00:25:00,801 --> 00:25:03,673
Uh, I was looking for Blake,
and now I just want to go home.
551
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:05,632
Can we...
552
00:25:05,762 --> 00:25:08,678
Well, the train stopped running
at, uh, midnight.
553
00:25:08,809 --> 00:25:11,768
And the nearest Uber
is Brooklyn.
554
00:25:11,899 --> 00:25:13,117
What am I supposed to do?
555
00:25:15,032 --> 00:25:17,513
Ah, here we go.
556
00:25:17,644 --> 00:25:19,472
Welcome to the Phelps Carlton.
557
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,387
I feel like we should have
a company policy
558
00:25:21,517 --> 00:25:22,997
on sleepovers starting Monday.
559
00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:26,087
I'm so sorry, Kathryn.
560
00:25:26,174 --> 00:25:27,828
I...
561
00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,352
I wish I could say
I can't believe
562
00:25:30,483 --> 00:25:32,876
this happened, but...
563
00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:34,313
I can.
564
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,142
You know what? Um...
565
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:43,409
...this was
a really shitty party.
566
00:25:43,539 --> 00:25:45,324
Yeah.
567
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:49,763
This was the worst party...
568
00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:52,374
...that has ever happened
on the planet.
569
00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:58,859
What just happened?
570
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,981
"Thanks for giving me back
my smile."
571
00:26:34,982 --> 00:26:36,549
What?
572
00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:43,251
Oh, no.
573
00:26:43,382 --> 00:26:44,295
Oh, no.
574
00:26:49,257 --> 00:26:51,128
No, no, no.
575
00:26:51,215 --> 00:26:54,305
What did you do?
576
00:26:58,788 --> 00:26:59,833
Fuck!
577
00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,835
Let me show you.
578
00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:04,054
What? Show me what, Valerie He?
579
00:27:10,147 --> 00:27:11,413
Mom, you give
really shitty advice.
580
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,063
No fucking kidding.
581
00:27:13,194 --> 00:27:14,633
His name is Dan.
He went missing in the 1950s.
582
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:15,631
Jake, honey, I'm just...
583
00:27:15,762 --> 00:27:16,853
I'm having a really bad
morning.
584
00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:18,939
Pat, hey.
585
00:27:19,026 --> 00:27:21,071
Listen, last night, things
really got outta control.
586
00:27:21,202 --> 00:27:22,802
Terry, I love you.
Not fucking right now.
587
00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:26,123
I did something very
bad.
588
00:27:26,207 --> 00:27:27,251
Join the club.
589
00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:37,827
What?
590
00:27:44,225 --> 00:27:45,618
Did you kill Valerie He?
591
00:27:47,097 --> 00:27:50,187
Did I, or did we?
592
00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:52,233
You are out of control.
593
00:27:52,363 --> 00:27:54,453
No, Patricia.
594
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,672
I'm in complete control.
595
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,805
I'm not afraid of you.
596
00:27:58,935 --> 00:28:01,024
I've been through hell.
597
00:28:01,111 --> 00:28:03,853
If you hurt me or my family,
I will fucking...
598
00:28:06,508 --> 00:28:08,162
Oh, shit.
599
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,514
"Patricia" playing...
600
00:28:12,601 --> 00:28:14,298
♪ Oh, Patricia ♪
601
00:28:14,473 --> 00:28:18,912
♪ My darlin' Patricia ♪
602
00:28:19,086 --> 00:28:21,567
♪ I can see all my dreams ♪
603
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:25,484
♪ In your eyes ♪
604
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,530
♪ My heart is just droolin' ♪
605
00:28:28,704 --> 00:28:30,532
♪ Patricia, no foolin' ♪
606
00:28:30,706 --> 00:28:32,882
♪ I'm falling in love ♪
607
00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:35,319
♪ With you ♪
608
00:28:35,494 --> 00:28:38,671
♪ I'm falling in love ♪
609
00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:41,369
♪ I'm falling in love ♪
610
00:28:41,535 --> 00:28:45,844
♪ I'm falling in love ♪
611
00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:48,916
♪ With you ♪