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Hi Mommy.
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Hi Mom.
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Hold on, we've got a poor
connection.
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I know, us too.
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Okay, we're good now.
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Okay, good.
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Wanna see a spaceship I built?
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This is where they fly the ship.
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Uh-huh.
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This is where they sleep,
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and this is where they
go during meteor showers.
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Oh wow, that's so cool!
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Can you bring it to school so I
can
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see it when I pick you up
tomorrow?
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Sure, great.
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Wallace, when was the last
time
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you brushed that hair?
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This morning.
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Did you brush your
teeth this morning too?
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Yes.
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Oh Wallace,
don't hit your brother.
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- Come on.
- I didn't, he hit me.
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- Did not!
- Okay.
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You guys.
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Do you wanna see
what I made?
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You have such
great new ones there.
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Thanks,
which ones do you like?
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I can bring them to your house.
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I meant our house.
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Can I speak
to your Dad real quick?
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Yeah, sure.
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Dad!
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- Hi.
- What's going on?
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Hi, how are ya?
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Hi, good.
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Tim, you forgot his guitar.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the
only
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one on top of these things.
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- Sorry Abigail, I spaced.
- Okay great.
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- It won't happen again.
- So it won't be a problem?
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No problem.
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- Okay.
- Okay, listen.
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Luke and Wally
it's your bath time.
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Say goodbye to your Mama...
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No!
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Say goodbye!
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It's your bath time!
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So I'll see you guys
tomorrow at pick up right?
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Okay.
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Love you
Wallace, love you Luke.
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Love you Mom!
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- Bye!
- Love you!
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Hi, Benjamin.
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Hi.
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So we have a lot in common.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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So do you really like to cuddle?
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Excuse me?
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'Cause I do.
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I mean I actually do like to
cuddle,
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but I think then some people
just say that
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'cause they wanna seem cuddlier.
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I mean, a lot of people
really don't like cuddling.
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It's like a morbid fear of
physical contact and intimacy.
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In general, they just try to
destroy it
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like it's a wave that breaks
apart before it crests.
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So you surf?
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Yeah.
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And I'm only ever truly
at peace in the water.
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Oh.
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I'm kidding, I'm completely
kidding.
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I'm not a surfer, no.
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I've been a couple times, pretty
fun.
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Yeah well, fun is overrated.
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It's so overrated.
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It kinda does beat staying
at home and weeping though.
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You should try it sometime.
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Fun?
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No, no, surfing.
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Oh.
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Yeah, maybe I will.
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Gosh, I'm a little thrown.
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I'm sorry, you're a lot
more beautiful than the...
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Okay, wait.
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This is you, right?
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Right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Abigail.
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- Very nice to meet you.
- Hi.
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Benjamin.
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- Benjamin, that's right.
- Right.
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Yeah, my.
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That's,
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oh that's a long story.
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- It's not, my friend did that.
- You didn't.
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- Yeah.
- I see.
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Well is it
okay if I get a drink?
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- Yes, please do.
- With you?
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- Please get a drink.
- That's all right?
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Yes, and let's start
over.
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And then you can fight
things like fracking.
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Yeah, I love to fight a
fracker.
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Right?
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Shit.
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Shit!
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Oh no.
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What?
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I know how this is gonna end
already.
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Oh.
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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It's gonna end
badly.
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It's gonna end tragically.
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Yeah.
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It's really sad.
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That is sad.
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I know, it's unavoidable.
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I mean, it's gonna start out so
sweet.
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Like unbelievably sweet
love of your life sweet,
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for a while, and then
stress from outside forces
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we can't predict is gonna
get the better of us.
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And then we'll just slowly
devolve
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and then suddenly into this
shock
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and awe style of war of
attrition.
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And then just before we've
completely destroyed each other,
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there's gonna be this brief rest
bit of
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calm, pure, perfect love.
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Then, something from the past
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that was set in motion a long
time ago,
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some like minor but irreversible
mistake
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is gonna get the better of us
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and then there's not
gonna be any turning back,
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and we'll just devolve
into this horrible like,
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one more night please, kind of
sex.
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Eventually we'll just get
exhausted by all the drama.
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But then, I think in spite of
ourselves
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we become really really close
friends
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and then of course one of us
dies
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before we tie the knot.
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I just assumed one of us
would sleep with someone else
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and ruin the whole thing.
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You mean me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Look, we need to.
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I know what we need to do.
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- What?
- We gotta take precautions.
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- Precautions?
- Yeah.
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Precautions.
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10 things.
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10 things we should do before we
break up.
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So if it's doomed, why even
bother?
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Well, it doesn't have to be
doomed,
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this just all depends on
how you feel about it.
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Number one.
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Okay, get to at least
second base in a taxi
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while crossing a bridge.
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What are you, 12?
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I was testing the waters,
okay...
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Okay, number two, read the
Sunday Times
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in bed cover to cover.
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Cover to cover.
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Okay, just the travel section.
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We can pick places we wanna go,
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and plan trips and never go on
them.
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Okay, well then number
three, this is for you.
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Learn to surf.
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Number four, walk on a
deserted beach.
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I think that's a little bit
obvious.
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What if we like make out
in an empty swimming pool.
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Or actually could we ride on
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all the elevated trains in
Brooklyn?
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That's oddly specific.
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Yeah, it's sort of a buried
memory.
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It's the last thing me and
my Dad ever did together.
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Oh, that's sad.
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Okay, let's move on, number
five.
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Scream at each other.
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Number six, hold each other
and cry.
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Oh! No!
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We're breaking up now!
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We gotta hurry up!
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Number seven, kiss and make up.
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And I think we should do like
kissing
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for 10 solid minutes.
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Okay, number eight,
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get married and have a child.
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Oh, oh, a child?
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Yeah, it...
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What if I don't wanna have
kids?
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Well then that would
be a deal breaker for me.
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Come on, kids are creepy.
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Kids are creepy?
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Yeah, you know,
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they're like intense.
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Okay, okay, number nine,
nine, say I'm sorry.
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Number 10, say goodbye.
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No, no, no!
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Come on, let's talk about this.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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'Cause I have to go.
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Please don't.
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What if I feel strongly about
kids?
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You feel strongly about
having kids with me?
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No, that's not...
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No, I mean, wow, that's really
sexy.
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I really have to think about
that.
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Come on, I'm not ready to say
goodbye.
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But we did all these great
things
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and then it fell apart.
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Yeah, but the whole point of
the list
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is to keep it from falling
apart.
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No, no.
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You said it was inevitable.
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It doesn't have to be
inevitable.
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Look, let's get out of here.
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Where are we going?
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I know this really beautiful
bridge.
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Hey.
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So what do you wanna do?
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Mommy, do you need
some help?
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No.
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Fuck.
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Fucking thing.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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- I'm not late, right?
- Oh no.
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It's good to see
you.
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It's good to see you.
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How are you?
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Good, good.
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Not great, but...
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No?
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No, I just, I think I missed
you.
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What's new with you?
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Nothing much.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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Are you hungry?
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Totally.
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So, there
was actually something
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I wanted to tell you.
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No, I think I
know what you're gonna say.
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I can explain...
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I'm pregnant.
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What?
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I'm pregnant and I have two
kids.
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You're pregnant with twins?
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No, no, no.
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I'm pregnant with your child
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and I already have two kids at
home.
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Are you okay?
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I think I'm actually
having a panic attack.
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Deep breaths.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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That really sucks.
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Yeah.
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I would've been a good one,
huh?
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What do you mean, would've
been?
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I haven't decided what I'm gonna
do yet.
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Oh.
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Of course, I don't get a say in
it, right?
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No.
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Technically you do.
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Are you like pro-choice
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- or no?
- Yeah.
273
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No, I am pro-choice.
274
00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:48,962
I just, you know,
275
00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,165
now that I have my kids,
276
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,233
it just complicates things.
277
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:55,402
Wow, this is just, I'm sorry.
278
00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:57,472
It's just bringing up
a lot of stuff for me.
279
00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:58,338
I'm guessing you don't have a
280
00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,507
healthy relationship with your
parents?
281
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:02,645
No, I don't have a healthy
relationship with anybody.
282
00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:07,515
Okay, well, I wanted to let
you know.
283
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:10,350
And I'll be considering all my
options.
284
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:12,319
No, what do you mean?
285
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,186
You know what I mean.
286
00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:15,324
No, please, be very specific
about.
287
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,991
Either having an abortion
288
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:19,960
or raising the child myself.
289
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:22,396
No, don't, don't, don't say
that.
290
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,196
Why?
291
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,499
Because I'm almost
40-years-old
292
00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:27,234
and I don't wanna be a deadbeat
Dad.
293
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,336
Listen, I'm not asking
you to be the Dad.
294
00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:30,339
So...
295
00:16:31,508 --> 00:16:34,374
I really don't like how
this conversation is going.
296
00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,009
I don't either.
297
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:38,245
Hey, listen, I don't
respond well to threats.
298
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,614
It's not a threat!
299
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,982
Did you do this on purpose or?
300
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,685
That is a really really
stupid thing to say.
301
00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:46,621
Well, yeah, I'm damaged.
302
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:49,156
I'm stupid, I'm fucked
up, I told you that.
303
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,458
I warned you about that.
304
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,392
I mean, I drink too much.
305
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:53,996
I was drunk!
306
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,964
Yeah.
307
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:57,665
I knew you were gonna say that.
308
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,599
I was drunk too.
309
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,601
Yeah, well you weren't
as drunk as I was.
310
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,335
Actually, I was wasted.
311
00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:03,370
It was the first time in three
years
312
00:17:03,372 --> 00:17:05,338
I had more than two
glasses of wine at a time.
313
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,207
Oh my God, I don't love you.
314
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:08,408
I don't love you.
315
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:11,546
You know what, this is gonna
screw up your entire life.
316
00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:14,651
Know one is gonna wanna be
with a single mother of three.
317
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,719
All right.
318
00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,488
You know, I knew you had issues,
319
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,025
but I didn't realize you
were a fucking sociopath!
320
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:25,760
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
321
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,027
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said
that
322
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:27,662
I'm just in shock.
323
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:29,497
This is terrifying.
324
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:33,033
Please, please, please, please
let me apologize to you.
325
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,036
Please?
326
00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:36,704
Can we just,
327
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,307
can we just talk about this?
328
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,466
Are you one of those
guys who has to have like,
329
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,302
really expensive pillows?
330
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,607
I am particular, I'm not
fastidious.
331
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,243
You seem to spend a
lot of time on your hair.
332
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,480
Do you always brush your
teeth with your mouth open?
333
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:20,180
I don't brush my teeth
with my mouth open.
334
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,314
Yeah you do, I remember.
335
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:24,452
How do you keep the toothpaste
from going everywhere?
336
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:26,421
That's never really been a
problem.
337
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,458
We really don't know each
other at all.
338
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,493
Wait, is that something you
break up
339
00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:33,528
with someone over?
340
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,395
I don't know, maybe.
341
00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:37,397
I don't think I can be
with someone so arbitrary.
342
00:18:37,399 --> 00:18:39,534
So anal.
343
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,603
What's wrong with anal?
344
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:44,505
You're also much more
immature than most men.
345
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:45,640
I am.
346
00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:48,210
And that's why I'd be a really
good playmate with kids.
347
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,212
I don't know.
348
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,382
Maybe,
349
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,350
if we don't try,
350
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,488
we'll never know for sure.
351
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,388
I thought you were
talking me out of this?
352
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,389
Well, I'm an idiot.
353
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,659
I'm 38-years-old, I've
never had a relationship
354
00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,359
that's lasted more than six
months.
355
00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:07,362
I just...
356
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,231
I think you should
consider having the baby.
357
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,533
I am considering having the
baby.
358
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:13,501
I think you should consider
359
00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:14,804
having the baby with me.
360
00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,373
I think I can do it.
361
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,645
Oh I gotta go.
362
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:25,479
Please don't go.
363
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,213
No, I really do.
364
00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:28,549
Kids
365
00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,717
get to the house at noon.
366
00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:33,654
We have to go on a real date.
367
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,221
Are you asking me or telling
me?
368
00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:36,591
Abigail, please go out with
me.
369
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,794
Sure, when?
370
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,662
Friday, Saturday night?
371
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,630
Well I have the kids this
weekend,
372
00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:43,831
so I'd have to get a babysitter.
373
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,466
Okay, Friday then.
374
00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:46,767
Okay, great.
375
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,302
And now all we have
to do is fall in love.
376
00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:52,174
Ha!
377
00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:59,179
Okay, they know the drill.
378
00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:00,413
Bed, bath, books.
379
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:03,584
If they're good, then they can
watch a movie or something.
380
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:04,518
I got this.
381
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,553
Right.
382
00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:06,789
Have fun, no candy.
383
00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:09,356
Yeah, no.
384
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:10,357
Of course not.
385
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,626
Bye.
386
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,362
Hey, you got a bike?
387
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,328
Yeah.
388
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,296
You wanna go for a
ride?
389
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:20,470
Where are we going?
390
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,781
What do you think?
391
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,583
It's beautiful.
392
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:36,653
- Right?
- Yeah.
393
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,220
Do you come here a
lot?
394
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,287
I come here often.
395
00:20:41,289 --> 00:20:42,823
It's a good
place to hide the bodies.
396
00:20:44,961 --> 00:20:46,161
No.
397
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:50,965
So, tell me about yourself.
398
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:52,332
Oh, this is weird.
399
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,034
Yeah, I know.
400
00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:55,368
We gotta do it though, right?
401
00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,303
What are you like?
402
00:20:57,305 --> 00:20:59,339
Oh, well,
403
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,341
I have an embryo with your sperm
404
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,543
and my egg inside of me
405
00:21:02,545 --> 00:21:04,879
and I don't know your middle
name.
406
00:21:04,881 --> 00:21:06,514
Jacob.
407
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,517
Rose.
408
00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:10,518
Where'd you grow up?
409
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,521
Maryland.
410
00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:13,723
Are you
411
00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:16,356
close with your family?
412
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,357
Nope.
413
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,559
Do you talk to your Dad?
414
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:19,660
No.
415
00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:21,862
Do you talk to your Mom?
416
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,464
No.
417
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:24,665
An aunt?
418
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,700
No.
419
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,567
No family?
420
00:21:26,569 --> 00:21:27,802
Uh-uh.
421
00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:30,504
I'm gonna need a little help
on the family front actually.
422
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,406
I'm sure that you'll
have a lot of good tips.
423
00:21:33,408 --> 00:21:34,742
I am full of good tips.
424
00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,546
Yeah, you seem like a really
good Mom.
425
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:39,882
Thank you.
426
00:21:44,587 --> 00:21:45,886
I'm gonna climb that.
427
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:46,889
What?
428
00:21:48,691 --> 00:21:50,356
No, no, no, no, no.
429
00:21:50,358 --> 00:21:50,991
No.
430
00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,527
Stand back.
431
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:54,764
You're gonna get arrested.
432
00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:58,699
I plead guilty your
honor!
433
00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:01,738
I led an interesting life!
434
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:05,675
Made a couple mistakes!
435
00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:11,246
Ah!
436
00:22:19,021 --> 00:22:20,721
I'm going for a swim.
437
00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:21,724
What?
438
00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:23,991
All right, me too.
439
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:24,994
Yeah?
440
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:28,631
Thank you.
441
00:22:33,335 --> 00:22:35,102
This is so cool.
442
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,304
Right?
443
00:22:37,372 --> 00:22:38,373
It's really quiet.
444
00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:46,714
It's nice in here.
445
00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:47,717
Yeah.
446
00:22:56,058 --> 00:22:57,059
You're nuts.
447
00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:58,861
Yeah.
448
00:23:03,032 --> 00:23:04,397
I'm not the one having a baby
449
00:23:04,399 --> 00:23:06,534
with a guy I barely know.
450
00:23:06,536 --> 00:23:07,537
That's true.
451
00:23:08,403 --> 00:23:09,705
That is true.
452
00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:16,679
You were really considering
having it?
453
00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:18,714
I haven't decided yet.
454
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:29,890
Well what do you think you're
gonna do?
455
00:23:31,794 --> 00:23:33,729
I don't know what we're gonna
do.
456
00:23:57,887 --> 00:24:02,892
Well, I really like
floating here with you.
457
00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:09,098
I really like floating here
with you.
458
00:24:45,868 --> 00:24:46,869
Kate.
459
00:24:49,472 --> 00:24:50,137
Hi.
460
00:24:50,139 --> 00:24:50,971
Hi.
461
00:24:50,973 --> 00:24:51,805
How did it go?
462
00:24:51,807 --> 00:24:52,875
Good, good.
463
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:55,175
Is he here?
464
00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:56,143
Yeah.
465
00:24:56,145 --> 00:24:57,711
He's here.
466
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:58,712
Could you please?
467
00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,014
It's so exciting.
468
00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:01,649
Are you stoned?
469
00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:02,483
Yeah!
470
00:25:02,485 --> 00:25:03,183
That's what I thought.
471
00:25:03,185 --> 00:25:05,888
Okay, we're gonna go upstairs.
472
00:25:28,978 --> 00:25:29,810
Oh, Ben, Ben!
473
00:25:29,812 --> 00:25:31,145
You gotta go.
474
00:25:31,147 --> 00:25:31,979
What?
475
00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:33,013
My kids are gonna be awake
soon.
476
00:25:33,015 --> 00:25:33,914
You have to go.
477
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:34,982
Can I meet 'em?
478
00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:36,984
No, no, no, you gotta go.
479
00:25:36,986 --> 00:25:37,818
He hit me.
480
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,155
Shit, the kids are
up!
481
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,155
We have to start doing this
482
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:42,957
- in a more methodical way.
- Mom, Luke hit me!
483
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,024
Okay, okay, we will.
484
00:25:44,026 --> 00:25:44,858
Yes you did!
485
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:45,826
You know you did!
486
00:25:45,828 --> 00:25:47,895
- Don't lie about it!
- Hold on a sec guys!
487
00:25:47,897 --> 00:25:49,263
I'm just getting
changed!
488
00:25:49,265 --> 00:25:50,698
I just think it'll be great
489
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,866
to meet them before we
get to the hospital.
490
00:25:52,868 --> 00:25:53,934
Shit!
491
00:25:53,936 --> 00:25:54,937
Mom!
492
00:25:55,938 --> 00:25:57,104
- Guys,
- You hit me!
493
00:25:57,106 --> 00:25:58,939
Go to your room
and I will be right there.
494
00:25:58,941 --> 00:26:00,174
Okay, but hurry up!
495
00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,875
Ben, you will meet
them.
496
00:26:01,877 --> 00:26:02,876
When?
497
00:26:02,878 --> 00:26:04,011
When it's right.
498
00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:04,845
Well we're
working on a deadline here.
499
00:26:04,847 --> 00:26:06,680
I am not comfortable
introducing
500
00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:07,681
you to my children right now.
501
00:26:07,683 --> 00:26:10,117
I just don't think I
can commit to anything
502
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,555
until I see that they
can commit to me too.
503
00:26:13,389 --> 00:26:15,956
Look, you have until 16
weeks to termination,
504
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:17,791
- state of New York.
- Jesus!
505
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,860
We'll talk
about this, I promise.
506
00:26:19,862 --> 00:26:21,695
Just not right now.
507
00:26:21,697 --> 00:26:23,564
Right now, I'm gonna
go into their bedroom,
508
00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:25,032
when you hear the door close,
509
00:26:25,034 --> 00:26:26,734
will you please let yourself
out?
510
00:26:26,736 --> 00:26:27,568
Okay.
511
00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:28,802
Quietly.
512
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,805
I love you.
513
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,108
I'm sorry, I don't know what...
514
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:34,908
But I do.
515
00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:35,911
I meant it.
516
00:26:36,946 --> 00:26:38,679
All right!
517
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,014
Let's go to the Farmer's Market,
518
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,915
I want a donut.
519
00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:43,017
Me too.
520
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,151
Me three.
521
00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:45,919
Luke you get back
here!
522
00:26:45,921 --> 00:26:47,054
Luke!
523
00:26:47,056 --> 00:26:47,857
Mommy.
524
00:26:49,158 --> 00:26:50,726
There's a man in our house.
525
00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:54,862
So, this is Ben,
526
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,096
- and this is Wallace,
- Wallace.
527
00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:57,800
- And Luke.
- Luke.
528
00:26:59,001 --> 00:26:59,833
Cool.
529
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,068
Donut, anyone?
530
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:01,969
No thanks.
531
00:27:01,971 --> 00:27:02,736
I'm good.
532
00:27:02,738 --> 00:27:03,739
Thank you.
533
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,807
So why don't you tell me
534
00:27:06,809 --> 00:27:08,876
a little about yourselves.
535
00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,311
You sound like a talk show
host.
536
00:27:11,313 --> 00:27:14,016
You guys like making paper
planes or
537
00:27:16,152 --> 00:27:17,317
something that I've.
538
00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:19,053
This is one of my favorite
things
539
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:22,089
when I was a...
540
00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:25,692
What do you guys do in your
spare time?
541
00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:26,695
Stuff.
542
00:27:27,997 --> 00:27:29,897
And what kind of stuff?
543
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,031
Kid stuff.
544
00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:32,301
Wallace loves to dance.
545
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:36,837
So what kind of dance?
546
00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:38,972
Ballet, modern, and hip-hop.
547
00:27:38,974 --> 00:27:40,074
In fact, isn't it visiting day
soon
548
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,343
at your dance class?
549
00:27:43,145 --> 00:27:43,946
Could I go?
550
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,747
Probably not.
551
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:47,750
Wallace.
552
00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:51,587
I sure love to dance myself.
553
00:27:58,194 --> 00:27:59,295
You guys like music?
554
00:28:00,329 --> 00:28:02,430
Doesn't everyone?
555
00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,132
Not everyone, not everyone
likes music.
556
00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:06,102
The deaf for...
557
00:28:09,004 --> 00:28:12,339
So what kind of music do
girls your age really like?
558
00:28:12,341 --> 00:28:13,874
Good music.
559
00:28:17,346 --> 00:28:18,714
You like girls?
560
00:28:20,049 --> 00:28:21,014
He's seven.
561
00:28:21,016 --> 00:28:21,949
Oh.
562
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,352
Most kids show proclivity at
five or six.
563
00:28:25,354 --> 00:28:27,221
Girls are gross.
564
00:28:27,223 --> 00:28:28,222
That's a shame.
565
00:28:28,224 --> 00:28:30,891
I know a place we could
meet a lot of cute ones.
566
00:28:30,893 --> 00:28:32,192
All right, well,
567
00:28:32,194 --> 00:28:33,961
- that was so fun.
- All right!
568
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,162
- So much fun.
- Great!
569
00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:36,964
- Right?
- So nice to meet you guys.
570
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,132
Thank you for the
donuts.
571
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,034
We should do this again some
time.
572
00:28:41,036 --> 00:28:42,803
Or tomorrow, or the next day,
573
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,805
- or every day, or forever.
- Or never.
574
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:45,975
- Oh great.
- Wallace.
575
00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:48,709
Great.
576
00:28:48,711 --> 00:28:49,643
Great.
577
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:50,310
- All right, see ya later!
- Bye Benjamin.
578
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,446
Bye, bye guys!
579
00:28:51,448 --> 00:28:53,847
- So nice to meet you!
- Bye, thanks for the donuts.
580
00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:07,261
So what'd you think?
581
00:29:07,263 --> 00:29:08,362
He was all right.
582
00:29:08,364 --> 00:29:09,863
I hated him.
583
00:29:09,865 --> 00:29:11,133
Yeah, I could tell.
584
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,469
It sounds like
he passed the first test.
585
00:29:14,471 --> 00:29:15,838
Ugh, barely.
586
00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:21,043
Can I ask the obvious
question?
587
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,179
Yeah.
588
00:29:23,946 --> 00:29:26,980
Why are you so opposed to
an...
589
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:27,915
- An abortion?
- Yeah.
590
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:28,749
I'm not.
591
00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:29,584
I'm all for it.
592
00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:31,452
So why aren't you considering
it?
593
00:29:31,454 --> 00:29:32,152
I am.
594
00:29:32,154 --> 00:29:34,321
It doesn't seem like you are.
595
00:29:34,323 --> 00:29:35,324
I am.
596
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,027
I wanna
597
00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:40,430
make sure I'm certain
598
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:42,865
before I go.
599
00:29:45,134 --> 00:29:46,800
Kate!
600
00:29:46,802 --> 00:29:48,268
I'm ferociously pro-choice.
601
00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:50,005
It doesn't seem like you are.
602
00:29:52,141 --> 00:29:53,275
I've had one before.
603
00:29:55,244 --> 00:29:57,177
Early in my marriage to Tim.
604
00:29:57,179 --> 00:29:59,379
We were young, just
starting out our careers,
605
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,882
it wasn't the right time so I
had one
606
00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,984
and it was no big deal.
607
00:30:03,986 --> 00:30:07,756
But it's different now that
I've had my kids, you know?
608
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:12,194
Knowing what I know now,
it's just more complicated.
609
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,163
What do you know now?
610
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:17,733
Wallace and Luke.
611
00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,468
Why are you putting on
mascara?
612
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:54,903
Wallace, you scared me.
613
00:30:55,971 --> 00:30:57,871
I always wear mascara.
614
00:30:57,873 --> 00:30:59,840
You look like you're
getting ready for a date.
615
00:30:59,842 --> 00:31:00,843
I'm not.
616
00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:04,177
Are you trying to look
pretty for Benjamin?
617
00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:05,180
Wallace.
618
00:31:07,182 --> 00:31:09,383
Wallace and Luke!
619
00:31:09,385 --> 00:31:11,854
Keep your stuff in your...
620
00:31:19,161 --> 00:31:21,194
You guys, you know I already
cleaned the living room.
621
00:31:21,196 --> 00:31:23,196
Please clean up after
yourselves,
622
00:31:23,198 --> 00:31:24,333
this is just...
623
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,538
Unacceptable.
624
00:31:31,508 --> 00:31:32,339
Hey!
625
00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:33,307
Hey.
626
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,208
I'm here for the
jam session.
627
00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:36,343
Huh?
628
00:31:36,345 --> 00:31:37,911
I heard there's a little
boy who could really shred
629
00:31:37,913 --> 00:31:39,148
at 903 Claremont.
630
00:31:40,215 --> 00:31:41,616
I'm okay.
631
00:31:41,618 --> 00:31:43,016
Ben!
632
00:31:43,018 --> 00:31:44,019
Come on in.
633
00:31:48,057 --> 00:31:51,327
Wallace, what are you
playing!
634
00:31:52,261 --> 00:31:54,194
Is this all you do?
635
00:31:54,196 --> 00:31:56,997
Like you just sit, watch them
play,
636
00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:00,167
feed them snacks when they get
hungry?
637
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:03,403
Yeah, but you also play with
them,
638
00:32:03,405 --> 00:32:05,506
feed them, bath them,
639
00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:07,608
hug them when they're sad.
640
00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:10,377
You know, teach them things.
641
00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:12,214
Morals, values.
642
00:32:13,382 --> 00:32:16,983
I try to nurture their
self-confidence,
643
00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:18,352
foster their interests,
644
00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:22,155
help them to find goals,
get them to activities.
645
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:24,257
You know, just trying to set an
example
646
00:32:24,259 --> 00:32:25,593
of who they should become.
647
00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,127
Oops.
648
00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:27,961
What?
649
00:32:27,963 --> 00:32:29,597
No, nine out of 10, that's not
bad.
650
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,500
You can't be good at everything.
651
00:32:32,502 --> 00:32:34,069
How do you play?
652
00:32:36,305 --> 00:32:38,205
I don't know, make up stories,
653
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,441
funny characters, monster
noises.
654
00:32:40,443 --> 00:32:41,676
They like to be chased.
655
00:32:41,678 --> 00:32:43,076
Show me how you do it.
656
00:32:43,078 --> 00:32:43,711
No.
657
00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:45,648
No, come on, show me.
658
00:32:49,318 --> 00:32:51,452
Ah, monster!
659
00:32:51,454 --> 00:32:52,453
I'm gonna get you!
660
00:32:52,455 --> 00:32:54,622
I'm gonna get you too!
661
00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:56,291
- So stupid.
- Mommy!
662
00:32:58,327 --> 00:33:01,328
I could do that.
663
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:03,330
I could do better than that.
664
00:33:03,332 --> 00:33:04,465
Oh you think so?
665
00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:05,298
Yeah, definitely.
666
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,536
Well I would like to see you
try.
667
00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:08,605
Watch this.
668
00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:13,206
Excuse me, excuse me, I
don't know if you know
669
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,975
that I was part orangutan.
670
00:33:14,977 --> 00:33:15,676
Did you know that?
671
00:33:15,678 --> 00:33:17,712
Did anyone tell you that before?
672
00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:24,317
It's all in the wrist.
673
00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:25,152
All in the wrist.
674
00:33:25,154 --> 00:33:26,353
Like you're throwing a dart,
okay?
675
00:33:26,355 --> 00:33:28,556
One, two, three.
676
00:33:48,377 --> 00:33:51,244
All right, breakfast for
dinner.
677
00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:52,078
Oh wow.
678
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,780
Nothing better.
679
00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:54,484
We get some hot sauce.
680
00:33:56,185 --> 00:33:57,720
Oh hot sauce, that's a good
idea.
681
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,491
Did you know there is a hot
sauce in Peru
682
00:34:03,493 --> 00:34:06,126
that literally puts hair on your
chest.
683
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:07,530
It's called.
684
00:34:11,501 --> 00:34:12,500
You're been to Peru?
685
00:34:12,502 --> 00:34:13,801
Yeah, I've been to Peru.
686
00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:17,037
I've been to 29 different
countries.
687
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,205
Whoa.
688
00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:18,906
Yeah.
689
00:34:18,908 --> 00:34:20,608
I'll show you my passport later.
690
00:34:20,610 --> 00:34:22,510
It's covered in stamps.
691
00:34:22,512 --> 00:34:24,077
Cool.
692
00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:25,546
Where have you guys been?
693
00:34:25,548 --> 00:34:28,148
We went to Florida on
Spring Break last year.
694
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,151
Oh cool.
695
00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:34,089
Some people refer to Florida
as God's waiting room.
696
00:34:38,393 --> 00:34:40,495
Our grandparents live there.
697
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:41,496
Oh.
698
00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:44,397
So you guys swim?
699
00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:45,365
Yeah.
700
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:47,133
What about diving, you ever
been diving?
701
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,669
We went snorkeling last year.
702
00:34:48,671 --> 00:34:49,504
That's pretty cool.
703
00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:51,338
I bet you'd like diving.
704
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:55,244
I dove this reef outside a
place called Saint Lucia,
705
00:34:56,579 --> 00:34:59,145
where I actually saw sunken
treasure.
706
00:34:59,147 --> 00:35:01,348
And there were like
pirate ships down there,
707
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,818
neon fish, sharks.
708
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:04,752
Whoa.
709
00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:07,220
I've seen mermaids, I've swum
with some.
710
00:35:07,222 --> 00:35:08,523
I wanna see that.
711
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,222
Yeah?
712
00:35:09,224 --> 00:35:10,691
What about you Wallace, you in?
713
00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:13,226
No thanks, I don't like
sharks.
714
00:35:13,228 --> 00:35:16,497
You probably wouldn't like
surfing either then, right?
715
00:35:16,499 --> 00:35:19,502
That's all right, that's
more waves for me and Lukey.
716
00:35:21,571 --> 00:35:22,505
I'll think about it.
717
00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:25,207
Can you teach me too?
718
00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:28,543
Right now?
719
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:29,677
Yes.
720
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:30,511
I could teach
you in like three minutes
721
00:35:30,513 --> 00:35:32,513
if your Mom lets us use the
table.
722
00:35:32,515 --> 00:35:33,447
- Okay.
- Yeah?
723
00:35:33,449 --> 00:35:35,616
Quick impromptu
surf lesson.
724
00:35:35,618 --> 00:35:36,619
Let's do it!
725
00:35:37,487 --> 00:35:39,352
Luke, this is the most important
thing.
726
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,455
If you see a shark, bite it.
727
00:35:41,457 --> 00:35:45,828
Here, hop up here, lie
down facing face down.
728
00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:48,462
Like that.
729
00:35:48,464 --> 00:35:49,530
Wait for your perfect wave.
730
00:35:49,532 --> 00:35:51,197
They come in series of three.
731
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:52,667
One just came by.
732
00:35:52,669 --> 00:35:53,701
Two just came by.
733
00:35:53,703 --> 00:35:54,669
Here comes number three.
734
00:35:54,671 --> 00:35:56,470
When I say go, you hop up,
735
00:35:56,472 --> 00:35:57,705
you gotta curl your toes under
736
00:35:57,707 --> 00:35:58,673
and you're gonna pop up.
737
00:35:58,675 --> 00:36:00,140
Go!
738
00:36:00,142 --> 00:36:00,775
That's it, that's it.
739
00:36:00,777 --> 00:36:01,709
Sideways, sideways.
740
00:36:01,711 --> 00:36:03,778
Arms out, arms out for balance!
741
00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:06,346
Down, butt out, butt out.
742
00:36:06,348 --> 00:36:07,584
That's perfect.
743
00:36:08,484 --> 00:36:09,485
Yeah.
744
00:36:12,488 --> 00:36:14,622
Is this the architect or the
banker?
745
00:36:14,624 --> 00:36:17,658
No, this is the teacher slash
novelist.
746
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,861
Pay attention.
747
00:36:19,161 --> 00:36:22,565
Oh God, I hear they
have a great dessert here.
748
00:36:23,633 --> 00:36:24,799
So, before we order anything,
749
00:36:24,801 --> 00:36:26,232
can I be so bold to ask,
750
00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:28,236
are you two planning on getting
married?
751
00:36:29,472 --> 00:36:30,640
Maybe, yeah.
752
00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:33,206
When the time is right.
753
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,209
Okay.
754
00:36:36,211 --> 00:36:37,712
- Really?
- If she'll have me.
755
00:36:37,714 --> 00:36:39,680
Wow, sudden.
756
00:36:39,682 --> 00:36:42,415
You know what, I think
that's really beautiful.
757
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,887
I know another couple that
got pregnant accidentally.
758
00:36:46,522 --> 00:36:47,557
I mean suddenly.
759
00:36:49,224 --> 00:36:50,524
It's okay.
760
00:36:50,526 --> 00:36:51,692
Unexpectedly,
761
00:36:51,694 --> 00:36:53,393
and it worked out really well.
762
00:36:53,395 --> 00:36:54,495
I mean, everyone thought it was
763
00:36:54,497 --> 00:36:55,665
gonna be a complete disaster,
764
00:36:57,332 --> 00:36:59,368
but they're still
together five years later
765
00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:01,502
and they got to fall
in love with each other
766
00:37:01,504 --> 00:37:03,138
and their baby at the same time.
767
00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,141
That's exactly what we're
gonna do.
768
00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:07,942
What?
769
00:37:07,944 --> 00:37:09,144
Get married?
770
00:37:09,712 --> 00:37:11,479
No, just fall in love.
771
00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,948
Oh, you make it sound so
technical.
772
00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:15,650
Well,
773
00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:17,485
look, it's obvious I'm
head over heels for you.
774
00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:20,556
Now I've just gotta make
you fall for me as well.
775
00:39:08,831 --> 00:39:11,499
- Have a great day sweetheart.
- Bye.
776
00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:12,967
You too honey, bye.
777
00:39:12,969 --> 00:39:13,601
Bye.
778
00:39:13,603 --> 00:39:15,636
Mom, get some sleep okay?
779
00:39:15,638 --> 00:39:16,639
Okay.
780
00:39:26,983 --> 00:39:29,752
Excuse me, does
Benjamin Conway live here?
781
00:39:31,721 --> 00:39:33,521
Why?
782
00:39:33,523 --> 00:39:35,691
Well he left some
stuff at my place, I...
783
00:39:37,426 --> 00:39:38,528
How do you know him?
784
00:39:39,762 --> 00:39:40,828
We're friends.
785
00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:42,632
Are you Abigail?
786
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,099
I'm sorry, I...
787
00:39:45,101 --> 00:39:46,368
He left me for you.
788
00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:48,803
Things were going really well
actually,
789
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,871
and then one day he shows up on
my stoop
790
00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:53,774
and tells me he got some girl
pregnant
791
00:39:53,776 --> 00:39:55,878
and he can't see me anymore.
792
00:39:58,014 --> 00:39:59,547
He described you so differently
though.
793
00:39:59,549 --> 00:40:01,682
He said you were a total
train wreck and two kids
794
00:40:01,684 --> 00:40:04,118
and said he wasn't into you at
all.
795
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,119
He said that?
796
00:40:05,121 --> 00:40:07,822
Said he had to give it
a go for the kids sake.
797
00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:08,756
You know?
798
00:40:08,758 --> 00:40:10,691
I told him you can't sacrifice
your life
799
00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:12,726
for someone you're not in love
with.
800
00:40:12,728 --> 00:40:14,628
No, not for someone
you're not in love with.
801
00:40:14,630 --> 00:40:15,731
Yeah, who knows.
802
00:40:16,766 --> 00:40:17,767
Benjamin, right?
803
00:40:18,568 --> 00:40:20,801
He'd say anything to get out of
trouble.
804
00:40:20,803 --> 00:40:21,635
You know what he's like.
805
00:40:21,637 --> 00:40:22,636
Well I don't really,
806
00:40:22,638 --> 00:40:25,840
I don't know that about
him, so I just can't.
807
00:40:27,476 --> 00:40:30,813
Would you make sure he gets
his stuff?
808
00:40:49,799 --> 00:40:51,665
Abigail!
809
00:40:54,036 --> 00:40:55,037
Ab!
810
00:40:59,475 --> 00:41:00,476
His plant.
811
00:41:09,752 --> 00:41:12,755
Bottom lock got
locked.
812
00:41:14,857 --> 00:41:16,424
Your friend dropped by.
813
00:41:18,828 --> 00:41:19,829
Oh yeah, who?
814
00:41:20,663 --> 00:41:22,899
You left some clothes at her
house.
815
00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:25,733
Nothing happened.
816
00:41:25,735 --> 00:41:27,468
I don't know that I believe
you.
817
00:41:27,470 --> 00:41:28,504
I saw the emails.
818
00:41:29,906 --> 00:41:31,005
Look, it's true.
819
00:41:31,007 --> 00:41:34,141
I have been completely faithful
to you
820
00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,477
since we made the decision.
821
00:41:36,479 --> 00:41:39,515
I don't know what's true
or what you've made up.
822
00:41:40,483 --> 00:41:41,849
Do you even know how to surf?
823
00:41:41,851 --> 00:41:43,986
Yeah, I know how to surf
Abigail.
824
00:41:44,687 --> 00:41:45,552
- Oh.
- I know how to surf.
825
00:41:45,554 --> 00:41:47,657
Well that's good,
good.
826
00:41:48,624 --> 00:41:52,593
Look, I can't constantly
be on trial here!
827
00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,662
Yeah, I'm gonna fail.
828
00:41:54,664 --> 00:41:55,930
Fine, I called her okay,
829
00:41:55,932 --> 00:41:58,699
but I just wanted to get my
jeans back.
830
00:41:58,701 --> 00:42:00,968
I just don't know
if I can trust you Benjamin.
831
00:42:00,970 --> 00:42:02,036
What, so that's it?
832
00:42:02,038 --> 00:42:03,637
Yeah.
833
00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:04,640
Well we just,
834
00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:07,541
you just wanna say goodbye?
835
00:42:07,543 --> 00:42:08,544
Yeah.
836
00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,577
Say goodbye.
837
00:42:10,579 --> 00:42:11,580
I don't want to.
838
00:42:28,164 --> 00:42:29,632
Hi.
839
00:42:30,866 --> 00:42:31,966
What are you doing here?
840
00:42:31,968 --> 00:42:32,900
Tim I'm sorry.
841
00:42:32,902 --> 00:42:35,636
I didn't get to hug the kids
tonight so,
842
00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:37,538
I just wanna come in.
843
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:39,006
The kids are asleep Abigail,
okay?
844
00:42:39,008 --> 00:42:39,940
I know, I know.
845
00:42:39,942 --> 00:42:41,642
I'll just, I'll crawl into bed
with them.
846
00:42:41,644 --> 00:42:44,178
I just wanna see them, please?
847
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,213
Please, it's so important for
them.
848
00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,718
Important for them or
is it important for you?
849
00:42:49,885 --> 00:42:50,886
Tim.
850
00:42:51,988 --> 00:42:53,489
Wait, I'm not...
851
00:42:58,995 --> 00:43:00,194
I'm sorry.
852
00:43:00,196 --> 00:43:01,197
It's okay.
853
00:44:02,725 --> 00:44:04,691
Hey, I wanna apologize to you
854
00:44:04,693 --> 00:44:06,328
and I want you to know that
855
00:44:07,897 --> 00:44:09,565
I really want this.
856
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:13,302
So badly.
857
00:44:15,871 --> 00:44:17,171
I just have bad habits
858
00:44:17,173 --> 00:44:19,706
of when I feel like I'm
in something permanent
859
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:23,277
or binding to you know, I act
out,
860
00:44:23,279 --> 00:44:26,980
I go crazy and I come up
with this rat in a cage.
861
00:44:26,982 --> 00:44:29,016
You know, I just wanna destroy
it
862
00:44:29,018 --> 00:44:31,085
like I'm the Hulk.
863
00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:33,087
But I gotta grow up.
864
00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:33,921
Yeah.
865
00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:35,122
Yeah.
866
00:44:35,124 --> 00:44:36,125
And I wanna learn.
867
00:44:38,027 --> 00:44:39,760
For you.
868
00:44:39,762 --> 00:44:40,761
For us.
869
00:44:40,763 --> 00:44:41,831
I wanna learn for me.
870
00:44:45,901 --> 00:44:47,036
I really miss you guys.
871
00:44:48,304 --> 00:44:50,270
The kids are at Tim's.
872
00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:51,273
I miss you guys.
873
00:44:56,879 --> 00:45:01,884
Thanks.
874
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,186
Mm-mm.
875
00:45:06,188 --> 00:45:07,087
Mm-mm.
876
00:45:07,089 --> 00:45:09,089
- No, no, no.
- What, what, what, what?
877
00:45:09,091 --> 00:45:10,190
Four feet on the
floor.
878
00:45:10,192 --> 00:45:11,459
Come on, this is number seven.
879
00:45:11,461 --> 00:45:14,161
We gotta kiss and makeup, okay.
880
00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:16,029
- It's just kissing, 10 minutes.
- Okay.
881
00:45:16,031 --> 00:45:18,466
No hands,
sit on 'em if you have to.
882
00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:20,701
Just stay seated and no lying
down.
883
00:45:20,703 --> 00:45:21,335
Okay.
884
00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:28,642
I...
885
00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:29,843
Relax, open your mouth.
886
00:45:29,845 --> 00:45:34,750
You're starting to make me
feel really self-conscious.
887
00:45:41,323 --> 00:45:43,159
No hands.
888
00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:58,038
Yeah, hang on to the
zipper all the way up man.
889
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,872
Boom!
890
00:45:58,874 --> 00:45:59,541
It's really tight.
891
00:45:59,543 --> 00:46:01,241
It's supposed to be tight.
892
00:46:01,243 --> 00:46:02,910
You don't breathe.
893
00:46:02,912 --> 00:46:04,845
Can I open my eyes
yet?
894
00:46:04,847 --> 00:46:06,213
- No, wait a little.
- Not yet!
895
00:46:06,215 --> 00:46:07,347
Wait a little.
896
00:46:07,349 --> 00:46:09,183
Guys!
897
00:46:09,185 --> 00:46:10,186
Come on!
898
00:46:12,489 --> 00:46:13,287
Ready?
899
00:46:13,289 --> 00:46:16,290
- Open, open your eyes!
- Uh-huh.
900
00:46:16,292 --> 00:46:18,060
Oh wow!
901
00:46:19,462 --> 00:46:20,360
- I know.
- Right?
902
00:46:20,362 --> 00:46:21,094
It's so great!
903
00:46:21,096 --> 00:46:22,029
- Yeah.
- Get a little lower,
904
00:46:22,031 --> 00:46:23,330
Little lower,
little lower.
905
00:46:23,332 --> 00:46:24,865
Out, out, out.
906
00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:26,335
Come on, let's go.
907
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,006
Stay low, stay low.
908
00:46:33,008 --> 00:46:34,743
You got your balance.
909
00:46:36,912 --> 00:46:37,545
You ready?
910
00:46:37,547 --> 00:46:38,378
You're next.
911
00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,246
No!
912
00:46:39,248 --> 00:46:40,247
Where's your wet
suit?
913
00:46:40,249 --> 00:46:42,051
That's okay.
914
00:46:46,188 --> 00:46:50,224
Do you wanna go?
915
00:46:50,226 --> 00:46:53,827
We should put a lot on, right
guys?
916
00:46:53,829 --> 00:46:55,297
You're not joking.
917
00:46:58,468 --> 00:47:00,033
Oh that's good.
918
00:47:00,035 --> 00:47:01,301
Told you.
919
00:47:01,303 --> 00:47:03,906
Oh, you guys know how
to do Friday night, huh?
920
00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,478
I had no idea it could be like
this.
921
00:47:09,812 --> 00:47:11,144
What?
922
00:47:11,146 --> 00:47:12,147
Love and
923
00:47:13,182 --> 00:47:14,250
family commitment.
924
00:47:17,152 --> 00:47:18,153
I just...
925
00:47:21,156 --> 00:47:22,925
This is everything I've ever
wanted.
926
00:47:26,028 --> 00:47:28,529
And I wanna honor that.
927
00:47:28,531 --> 00:47:30,232
I really wanna protect that.
928
00:47:34,236 --> 00:47:34,935
Can you guys be quiet?
929
00:47:34,937 --> 00:47:36,303
We're trying to watch a movie.
930
00:47:36,305 --> 00:47:38,238
Sorry.
931
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,309
Hey, would you guys be
okay if I stuck around?
932
00:47:42,311 --> 00:47:43,310
Yes!
933
00:47:43,312 --> 00:47:44,547
If you stopped talking.
934
00:47:48,618 --> 00:47:50,150
Sorry.
935
00:48:28,257 --> 00:48:29,158
Is that the career section?
936
00:48:30,259 --> 00:48:31,327
Yeah, yes.
937
00:48:32,294 --> 00:48:34,194
There ya go.
938
00:48:34,196 --> 00:48:36,363
So I was looking on straight
easy
939
00:48:36,365 --> 00:48:38,499
like 100 times a day.
940
00:48:39,335 --> 00:48:40,336
But it worked.
941
00:48:41,403 --> 00:48:42,369
That's good.
942
00:48:42,371 --> 00:48:43,172
So.
943
00:48:47,209 --> 00:48:49,142
Have you made a decision?
944
00:48:49,144 --> 00:48:50,478
Yeah.
945
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,314
Wow, really?
946
00:48:53,315 --> 00:48:55,315
I am 15 weeks now
947
00:48:55,317 --> 00:48:57,384
and there's no turning back.
948
00:48:57,386 --> 00:48:59,019
I'm gonna keep it.
949
00:48:59,021 --> 00:49:01,223
That's like the legal cutoff?
950
00:49:03,025 --> 00:49:05,660
Actually, technically,
I could wait, but...
951
00:49:05,662 --> 00:49:07,564
Are you sure that you wanna do
this?
952
00:49:10,332 --> 00:49:11,198
Is there a problem?
953
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,367
How far along did you say that
you are?
954
00:49:13,369 --> 00:49:14,267
15 weeks.
955
00:49:14,269 --> 00:49:16,136
So you still have time to
terminate
956
00:49:16,138 --> 00:49:18,205
if you change your mind?
957
00:49:18,207 --> 00:49:19,373
But I'm not going to,
958
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,377
'cause I'm gonna have the baby.
959
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,212
Okay.
960
00:49:25,214 --> 00:49:26,046
Wow.
961
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:28,350
Well congrats I guess.
962
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,321
Thank you.
963
00:49:34,256 --> 00:49:35,523
I don't understand this.
964
00:49:35,525 --> 00:49:38,060
Is it something about Ben?
965
00:49:38,728 --> 00:49:41,629
Come on, this whole situation
is nuts.
966
00:49:41,631 --> 00:49:44,064
How can you stake your life
on somebody you barely know?
967
00:49:44,066 --> 00:49:45,500
I just,
968
00:49:45,502 --> 00:49:48,135
I really don't understand this.
969
00:49:48,137 --> 00:49:50,471
You're not a judgmental person.
970
00:49:50,473 --> 00:49:51,340
I'm not judging you.
971
00:49:52,374 --> 00:49:54,341
I'm warning you.
972
00:49:54,343 --> 00:49:57,077
You don't know anything about
this man.
973
00:49:57,079 --> 00:49:59,212
He could be an emotional time
bomb.
974
00:49:59,214 --> 00:50:01,314
It's just way too soon to tell.
975
00:50:01,316 --> 00:50:02,450
There is a logical process to
how
976
00:50:02,452 --> 00:50:04,485
people get to know each other.
977
00:50:04,487 --> 00:50:07,455
They meet, they date for a
while,
978
00:50:07,457 --> 00:50:08,355
they move in together.
979
00:50:08,357 --> 00:50:10,525
They get engaged, they live
together,
980
00:50:10,527 --> 00:50:12,560
they see if they still like each
other
981
00:50:12,562 --> 00:50:15,496
after sharing a bathroom.
982
00:50:15,498 --> 00:50:17,364
These are the safeguards that
are in place
983
00:50:17,366 --> 00:50:19,366
to make sure that women
984
00:50:19,368 --> 00:50:21,067
don't get hitched to
psychopaths.
985
00:50:21,069 --> 00:50:24,304
I don't understand
986
00:50:24,306 --> 00:50:26,507
the sudden negativity, okay.
987
00:50:26,509 --> 00:50:27,644
I just...
988
00:50:28,778 --> 00:50:32,513
I'm finally happy and you
need to shit all over it.
989
00:50:32,515 --> 00:50:35,450
Oh honey, I'm not trying
to take that away from you.
990
00:50:35,452 --> 00:50:38,553
I just wanna make sure
that your eyes are open.
991
00:50:38,555 --> 00:50:40,721
Okay, I just hate to say it
992
00:50:40,723 --> 00:50:42,692
but it sounds like jealousy to
me.
993
00:50:46,395 --> 00:50:48,397
Abby I am not jealous.
994
00:50:50,132 --> 00:50:51,499
And you know what, yeah,
995
00:50:51,501 --> 00:50:53,601
I am a little judgmental.
996
00:50:53,603 --> 00:50:56,169
Have you thought about what
997
00:50:56,171 --> 00:50:59,139
this could do to your kids
if it doesn't work out?
998
00:50:59,141 --> 00:51:02,710
I'm doing this for my kids,
okay?
999
00:51:02,712 --> 00:51:05,412
I want my children to see a man
1000
00:51:05,414 --> 00:51:09,650
and a woman in a healthy,
happy, loving relationship.
1001
00:51:09,652 --> 00:51:12,687
And yeah, yeah, I'm doing it for
me too.
1002
00:51:12,689 --> 00:51:14,990
Abby, at least be honest with
yourself.
1003
00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:17,326
You are in love with this guy.
1004
00:51:18,461 --> 00:51:20,495
You're not doing this for your
kids.
1005
00:51:20,497 --> 00:51:22,362
You're making a decision
1006
00:51:22,364 --> 00:51:24,565
that changes the rest
of your children's lives
1007
00:51:24,567 --> 00:51:26,366
based on somebody you've known
for
1008
00:51:26,368 --> 00:51:29,202
like, what, three months or
something?
1009
00:51:29,204 --> 00:51:31,572
I think that that is
selfish, it's reckless,
1010
00:51:31,574 --> 00:51:32,440
and it's naive.
1011
00:51:32,442 --> 00:51:33,073
Yeah, well you don't get to
tell me
1012
00:51:33,075 --> 00:51:34,509
how to parent my children,
1013
00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:36,311
because you don't have children!
1014
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:39,547
You don't know.
1015
00:51:39,549 --> 00:51:41,248
It changes everything.
1016
00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,382
Everything about you.
1017
00:51:42,384 --> 00:51:44,552
Not just your political beliefs.
1018
00:51:44,554 --> 00:51:46,086
Oh, no this is about politics?
1019
00:51:46,088 --> 00:51:47,555
Well some of us don't use
abortion
1020
00:51:47,557 --> 00:51:49,258
as a form of birth control, so.
1021
00:51:51,494 --> 00:51:52,495
How dare you.
1022
00:51:55,097 --> 00:51:56,764
Don't come crying to me
when this all goes to shit.
1023
00:51:56,766 --> 00:51:57,767
I won't.
1024
00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,181
Coming, coming.
1025
00:52:14,584 --> 00:52:16,416
Hi!
1026
00:52:16,418 --> 00:52:19,419
Hey, how are you guys!
1027
00:52:19,421 --> 00:52:21,354
Hi sweetie!
1028
00:52:21,356 --> 00:52:22,391
Hi Dad!
1029
00:52:23,526 --> 00:52:25,191
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi.
1030
00:52:25,193 --> 00:52:26,527
- It's so good.
- Good to see you.
1031
00:52:26,529 --> 00:52:28,629
Benjamin, this is
Kate,
1032
00:52:28,631 --> 00:52:30,598
Annie, and Rachel.
1033
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:31,632
Hello.
1034
00:52:31,634 --> 00:52:32,702
And Ben, this is my Dad Lewis.
1035
00:52:33,603 --> 00:52:34,635
Hello.
1036
00:52:34,637 --> 00:52:35,438
Hello sir.
1037
00:52:41,844 --> 00:52:42,677
Okay...
1038
00:52:43,378 --> 00:52:45,580
We have so much food you guys.
1039
00:52:45,582 --> 00:52:47,515
Let's go.
1040
00:52:47,517 --> 00:52:48,482
You might wanna relax,
1041
00:52:48,484 --> 00:52:50,152
it seems like you're
the one who's pregnant.
1042
00:52:53,690 --> 00:52:54,655
- Oh they put it there?
- Wait 12?
1043
00:52:54,657 --> 00:52:55,489
Can we get 12 here?
1044
00:52:55,491 --> 00:52:57,425
- No.
- Wow.
1045
00:52:57,427 --> 00:52:58,593
No.
1046
00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:00,362
So how long have you known
Abigail?
1047
00:53:01,831 --> 00:53:03,664
Several months, right?
1048
00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:05,231
But nearly a year.
1049
00:53:05,233 --> 00:53:06,199
Months.
1050
00:53:06,201 --> 00:53:07,635
Yeah.
1051
00:53:07,637 --> 00:53:09,672
It's been a whirlwind romance.
1052
00:53:11,774 --> 00:53:14,374
You spent any time around
kids?
1053
00:53:14,376 --> 00:53:16,811
In the Peace Corps
actually, during college.
1054
00:53:16,813 --> 00:53:18,613
Nieces and nephews?
1055
00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:19,616
No, not yet.
1056
00:53:23,486 --> 00:53:25,352
Has she told you she's gonna
get fat?
1057
00:53:25,354 --> 00:53:26,353
Dad!
1058
00:53:26,355 --> 00:53:26,887
What, you tend to gain
weight during pregnancy.
1059
00:53:26,889 --> 00:53:28,789
She's gonna get fat.
1060
00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:31,391
I mean that beautiful
jawline's gonna disappear.
1061
00:53:31,393 --> 00:53:34,562
It's just gonna be ears, neck.
1062
00:53:34,564 --> 00:53:35,496
He should know.
1063
00:53:35,498 --> 00:53:37,531
You know, she doesn't get plump.
1064
00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:38,933
- She gets like big.
- Yes.
1065
00:53:38,935 --> 00:53:40,536
It's normal.
1066
00:53:42,939 --> 00:53:45,508
Well that's more of her for me
to love.
1067
00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:49,677
Sir, I just want you to know
1068
00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:52,580
that I intend to do
right by your daughter.
1069
00:53:52,582 --> 00:53:53,583
Which means?
1070
00:53:56,251 --> 00:53:59,254
If I can still fit her in the
dress.
1071
00:54:09,565 --> 00:54:10,631
You didn't say he was funny.
1072
00:54:10,633 --> 00:54:12,566
You're funny, you're cute,
right?
1073
00:54:12,568 --> 00:54:13,569
He's cute right?
1074
00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:21,678
Abigail.
1075
00:54:22,712 --> 00:54:23,513
Yeah?
1076
00:54:26,783 --> 00:54:27,784
Will you marry me?
1077
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,701
Abigail.
1078
00:54:46,002 --> 00:54:47,202
I heard you.
1079
00:54:48,037 --> 00:54:49,337
I'm just not sure.
1080
00:54:52,608 --> 00:54:54,575
If I say yes, how can I say yes?
1081
00:54:54,577 --> 00:54:55,678
We barely know each other.
1082
00:54:57,747 --> 00:55:00,248
How could I say no, I
already love you so much.
1083
00:55:02,552 --> 00:55:04,485
If I say yes, I'll
never know if we married
1084
00:55:04,487 --> 00:55:06,020
out of necessity or have love,
1085
00:55:06,022 --> 00:55:08,556
and if I say no,
1086
00:55:08,558 --> 00:55:10,960
I'll never know if I passed
up the love of my life.
1087
00:55:14,964 --> 00:55:17,531
Abigail, you're hugging me
really tight.
1088
00:55:17,533 --> 00:55:20,634
It's because I really need a
hug.
1089
00:55:20,636 --> 00:55:22,370
Abigail.
1090
00:55:25,041 --> 00:55:26,241
Yes.
1091
00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:30,711
Yes?
1092
00:55:30,713 --> 00:55:31,712
Yes.
1093
00:55:31,714 --> 00:55:33,413
Oh my God, I thought
you were gonna say no.
1094
00:55:33,415 --> 00:55:34,380
I almost did.
1095
00:55:34,382 --> 00:55:36,382
I'm glad you said yes instead.
1096
00:55:36,384 --> 00:55:37,084
I'm not prepared.
1097
00:55:37,086 --> 00:55:38,621
I don't have a ring or anything.
1098
00:55:41,023 --> 00:55:43,023
Do I need to put on a gown
1099
00:55:43,025 --> 00:55:43,858
- or take this off?
- No?
1100
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,492
- No?
- You're great
1101
00:55:44,494 --> 00:55:45,726
Just like that.
1102
00:55:45,728 --> 00:55:46,729
Okay good.
1103
00:55:48,831 --> 00:55:49,832
Oh.
1104
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,700
Yeah, see right there?
1105
00:55:52,702 --> 00:55:54,003
His little feet.
1106
00:55:54,871 --> 00:55:56,470
Do you wanna listen?
1107
00:55:56,472 --> 00:55:57,473
Yeah.
1108
00:56:00,576 --> 00:56:03,677
Is that you like, play music
for it or?
1109
00:56:03,679 --> 00:56:05,313
Oh, it's your baby's
heartbeat.
1110
00:56:10,486 --> 00:56:12,320
What does it sound like?
1111
00:56:13,723 --> 00:56:15,390
You should listen.
1112
00:56:23,866 --> 00:56:24,999
Okay, see right here?
1113
00:56:25,001 --> 00:56:27,001
That's the placenta.
1114
00:56:27,003 --> 00:56:30,704
Here you can see his
little hand right there.
1115
00:56:30,706 --> 00:56:31,774
You've got an active one.
1116
00:56:37,379 --> 00:56:38,879
I get it, I get it.
1117
00:56:38,881 --> 00:56:39,682
I got you.
1118
00:56:44,987 --> 00:56:45,986
Do you wanna know what
it is?
1119
00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:47,355
- Uh-huh.
- No.
1120
00:56:48,423 --> 00:56:49,692
No.
1121
00:56:54,163 --> 00:56:55,896
I guess we're doing this.
1122
00:56:55,898 --> 00:56:57,900
Yeah, yeah I guess so.
1123
00:57:14,884 --> 00:57:15,685
Hey.
1124
00:57:18,554 --> 00:57:19,186
Hey.
1125
00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:21,856
What's wrong?
1126
00:57:21,858 --> 00:57:25,393
Nothing, nothing's wrong, I'm
tired.
1127
00:57:29,665 --> 00:57:31,465
Are you not attracted to me
anymore?
1128
00:57:31,467 --> 00:57:33,868
I'm so attracted to you, I am.
1129
00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:35,771
I just need to sleep.
1130
00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:40,142
Well is it,
1131
00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:42,810
is it my body?
1132
00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:44,845
Are you afraid about the baby?
1133
00:57:44,847 --> 00:57:46,714
It's not your body, it's not
the baby,
1134
00:57:46,716 --> 00:57:48,983
please don't make a thing out of
this.
1135
00:57:48,985 --> 00:57:50,818
Please.
1136
00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,722
I'm not, it's just...
1137
00:57:56,759 --> 00:57:59,061
It's painful for me that
you don't wanna touch me.
1138
00:58:02,231 --> 00:58:04,832
I'm sorry it's painful for
you.
1139
00:58:31,661 --> 00:58:34,929
Oh, don't forget about.
1140
00:58:34,931 --> 00:58:36,830
What was that?
1141
00:58:36,832 --> 00:58:38,832
It's visiting day at
Wallace's dance class.
1142
00:58:38,834 --> 00:58:40,000
You told her you wanted to go.
1143
00:58:40,002 --> 00:58:40,968
I do, I'll be there.
1144
00:58:40,970 --> 00:58:41,936
It's okay if you don't want to
1145
00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:43,570
but you just have to
tell me so that I can...
1146
00:58:43,572 --> 00:58:44,872
No, I wanna be there.
1147
00:58:44,874 --> 00:58:46,173
Okay, four o'clock.
1148
00:58:46,175 --> 00:58:47,041
Four o'clock.
1149
00:58:47,043 --> 00:58:48,142
Please don't be late.
1150
00:58:48,144 --> 00:58:49,810
I won't be.
1151
00:58:49,812 --> 00:58:51,681
Wallace and Luke, time to go!
1152
00:58:53,816 --> 00:58:56,717
Come on, let's go, let's go!
1153
00:58:56,719 --> 00:58:57,651
Bye.
1154
00:58:57,653 --> 00:58:58,788
Bye, bye, bye!
1155
00:59:05,528 --> 00:59:06,160
My bag.
1156
00:59:06,162 --> 00:59:07,163
Oh!
1157
00:59:21,277 --> 00:59:22,478
All right.
1158
00:59:31,153 --> 00:59:32,154
Terren.
1159
00:59:34,023 --> 00:59:34,824
Benjamin.
1160
00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,893
What are you doing here?
1161
00:59:40,997 --> 00:59:41,998
Can I come up?
1162
00:59:43,933 --> 00:59:45,668
I actually have somewhere to
be.
1163
00:59:52,008 --> 00:59:53,142
I could get a drink though.
1164
00:59:55,044 --> 00:59:55,845
All right.
1165
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:58,881
You happy?
1166
01:00:02,752 --> 01:00:04,653
No, not always.
1167
01:00:06,655 --> 01:00:09,023
You know, I'm not that
happy of a person generally.
1168
01:00:09,025 --> 01:00:11,694
I'm working on it though.
1169
01:00:13,129 --> 01:00:14,161
You know, those things.
1170
01:00:14,163 --> 01:00:15,262
What things?
1171
01:00:15,264 --> 01:00:18,234
Well, you know, just
relationships and fidelity.
1172
01:00:18,834 --> 01:00:20,734
Being nice, being decent,
1173
01:00:20,736 --> 01:00:24,173
being a decent human being.
1174
01:00:26,642 --> 01:00:28,342
It's a lot of stuff.
1175
01:00:28,344 --> 01:00:29,745
You know all about that.
1176
01:00:30,946 --> 01:00:32,114
Yeah, I think I do.
1177
01:00:36,085 --> 01:00:37,019
Why did we break up?
1178
01:00:37,953 --> 01:00:39,588
Why was that?
1179
01:00:40,856 --> 01:00:45,059
I guess I wasn't in love with
you.
1180
01:00:45,061 --> 01:00:46,062
Liar.
1181
01:00:49,865 --> 01:00:50,866
I should really go.
1182
01:00:52,201 --> 01:00:53,202
Yeah.
1183
01:00:57,139 --> 01:00:59,139
Let's definitely get one more.
1184
01:00:59,141 --> 01:01:00,142
Yeah.
1185
01:01:12,054 --> 01:01:16,990
Come on legs!
1186
01:01:16,992 --> 01:01:18,392
Swoop!
1187
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:24,834
Good job!
1188
01:01:25,835 --> 01:01:27,303
Turn, pose it, hold!
1189
01:01:28,204 --> 01:01:29,169
Hold it!
1190
01:01:29,171 --> 01:01:31,941
Good job ladies, that was a
beautiful run!
1191
01:01:34,810 --> 01:01:36,076
That was so good sweetie,
1192
01:01:36,078 --> 01:01:37,744
you looked amazing out there!
1193
01:01:37,746 --> 01:01:38,747
Thanks Mom.
1194
01:01:39,849 --> 01:01:41,715
Did Benjamin come?
1195
01:01:41,717 --> 01:01:43,016
I know that he wanted to,
1196
01:01:43,018 --> 01:01:45,154
he must've just gotten
stuck at work honey.
1197
01:01:47,056 --> 01:01:48,689
I'm glad he didn't come.
1198
01:01:48,691 --> 01:01:51,060
Me too, 'cause it's
more cupcakes for us.
1199
01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:54,130
Here we go.
1200
01:01:58,300 --> 01:01:59,668
It looks pretty good.
1201
01:02:00,803 --> 01:02:01,871
It should be good.
1202
01:02:03,272 --> 01:02:03,937
All right.
1203
01:02:03,939 --> 01:02:06,006
I wanna wait for Benjamin.
1204
01:02:06,008 --> 01:02:08,375
Well, you can hang out
with him after your bath.
1205
01:02:08,377 --> 01:02:10,010
Dig in.
1206
01:02:10,012 --> 01:02:11,712
I'm not eating til Benjamin
comes.
1207
01:02:11,714 --> 01:02:13,149
Well I guess you're not
eating.
1208
01:02:15,918 --> 01:02:16,919
Here he is.
1209
01:02:18,354 --> 01:02:20,055
Hey guys!
1210
01:02:21,991 --> 01:02:23,659
How's it going troops?
1211
01:02:25,060 --> 01:02:27,227
I've been trying you for three
hours.
1212
01:02:27,229 --> 01:02:29,863
I've been stuck in the subway.
1213
01:02:29,865 --> 01:02:30,866
For three hours?
1214
01:02:32,067 --> 01:02:34,737
I was stuck at work, and
then I was stuck on the subway.
1215
01:02:39,175 --> 01:02:41,175
Well, Wallace did an amazing
job
1216
01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:42,278
at dance class today.
1217
01:02:44,246 --> 01:02:47,181
Wallace, I had a bad day at
work,
1218
01:02:47,183 --> 01:02:49,450
but I am so so sorry.
1219
01:02:49,452 --> 01:02:50,753
Sorry for what?
1220
01:02:52,354 --> 01:02:53,488
Next time you're gonna be this
late,
1221
01:02:53,490 --> 01:02:55,923
I'd appreciate it if you would
text me.
1222
01:02:55,925 --> 01:02:58,358
Oh, next time I have a crap
day at work
1223
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,197
I'd appreciate it if you
didn't give me shit for it.
1224
01:03:04,534 --> 01:03:06,434
You need to eat something.
1225
01:03:06,436 --> 01:03:07,970
Have some bread.
1226
01:03:11,508 --> 01:03:13,443
Hey Lukey, how was your day?
1227
01:03:14,444 --> 01:03:15,909
Pretty good.
1228
01:03:15,911 --> 01:03:16,912
Yeah?
1229
01:03:19,315 --> 01:03:21,882
Wallace, how 'bout you?
1230
01:03:21,884 --> 01:03:23,319
It was pretty uneventful.
1231
01:03:26,855 --> 01:03:29,323
Ben, how was your day?
1232
01:03:29,325 --> 01:03:31,992
Fine Abigail, how was your
day?
1233
01:03:31,994 --> 01:03:32,859
Oh you go first.
1234
01:03:32,861 --> 01:03:33,994
You go first.
1235
01:03:33,996 --> 01:03:34,997
No.
1236
01:03:35,998 --> 01:03:37,364
Tell us.
1237
01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:38,834
You go, how was your day?
1238
01:03:40,135 --> 01:03:42,371
I said my day was
fine, how was your day?
1239
01:03:46,275 --> 01:03:48,875
Luke, please, stop
that!
1240
01:03:48,877 --> 01:03:49,910
- No.
- Stop!
1241
01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:50,744
I think we all want
1242
01:03:50,746 --> 01:03:51,845
to hear what happened to you
today.
1243
01:03:51,847 --> 01:03:52,848
Stop, give it.
1244
01:03:54,383 --> 01:03:55,550
Wallace, sit back down.
1245
01:03:55,552 --> 01:03:56,850
- She won't give it back!
- No!
1246
01:03:56,852 --> 01:03:58,053
- Mom, make her stop!
- Wallace.
1247
01:03:58,887 --> 01:04:00,187
- Wallace.
- Stop it!
1248
01:04:00,189 --> 01:04:00,887
Please sit down
1249
01:04:00,889 --> 01:04:02,089
and give the car back to Luke.
1250
01:04:02,091 --> 01:04:03,458
- Stop it!
- Give it back!
1251
01:04:03,460 --> 01:04:04,459
You guys, can you...
1252
01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:05,392
Mom!
1253
01:04:05,394 --> 01:04:06,226
Mom!
1254
01:04:06,228 --> 01:04:07,394
Stop, stop!
1255
01:04:07,396 --> 01:04:08,996
Stop!
1256
01:04:08,998 --> 01:04:13,367
Shut the fuck up!
1257
01:04:20,142 --> 01:04:21,375
Look, I'm really sorry guys,
1258
01:04:21,377 --> 01:04:24,177
but you have to listen
to your Mother, okay?
1259
01:04:24,179 --> 01:04:26,181
She told you to stop, she's your
Mom.
1260
01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:38,325
"They would stare out
their bedroom window
1261
01:04:38,327 --> 01:04:40,193
"long after they should've gone
to sleep,
1262
01:04:40,195 --> 01:04:42,195
"watching the drafts glide
across
1263
01:04:42,197 --> 01:04:44,364
"their massive darkened field.
1264
01:04:44,366 --> 01:04:46,333
"The birds fluttered like ghosts
1265
01:04:46,335 --> 01:04:48,201
"in the windows of their gloomy
cage.
1266
01:04:48,203 --> 01:04:50,205
"The sea lions were the first to
wake."
1267
01:04:55,445 --> 01:04:58,011
You lost your temper with my
kids.
1268
01:04:58,013 --> 01:04:59,514
That can never happen again.
1269
01:04:59,516 --> 01:05:01,785
Yeah, well your kids are out
of control.
1270
01:05:03,285 --> 01:05:04,452
My kids are kids,
1271
01:05:04,454 --> 01:05:07,387
that's how they behave when
they're tired and hungry.
1272
01:05:07,389 --> 01:05:09,389
Look, I told you I
wasn't ready for this.
1273
01:05:09,391 --> 01:05:10,493
I mean, I warned you to...
1274
01:05:12,194 --> 01:05:13,461
Maybe you should read
a book or something
1275
01:05:13,463 --> 01:05:16,497
because it's a little
late to turn back now.
1276
01:05:16,499 --> 01:05:17,364
Okay, maybe I will
1277
01:05:17,366 --> 01:05:19,232
and I'll be sure to bookmark the
section
1278
01:05:19,234 --> 01:05:21,203
on how to discipline your kids
for you.
1279
01:05:22,404 --> 01:05:26,073
Don't you dare blame
this on my children.
1280
01:05:26,075 --> 01:05:28,511
The only person acting like
a child tonight, was you.
1281
01:05:29,178 --> 01:05:31,612
I have made enormous
sacrifices for you.
1282
01:05:31,614 --> 01:05:33,413
I'm completely behind on all my
work,
1283
01:05:33,415 --> 01:05:34,281
the commute here...
1284
01:05:34,283 --> 01:05:37,017
You walked into a beautiful
family!
1285
01:05:37,019 --> 01:05:39,219
One that took years to create!
1286
01:05:39,221 --> 01:05:42,623
One that you probably
started yourself by now
1287
01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:45,227
if you had any courage or
restraint.
1288
01:05:47,196 --> 01:05:49,530
You're unstable Benjamin.
1289
01:05:49,532 --> 01:05:52,399
Your moods flip on a dime,
1290
01:05:52,401 --> 01:05:55,001
you have a terrible temper,
1291
01:05:55,003 --> 01:05:57,304
and you're a scary drunk.
1292
01:05:57,306 --> 01:05:59,507
Yeah, well, you're a
boring sober person, okay.
1293
01:05:59,509 --> 01:06:01,041
It's like you were pretending
before
1294
01:06:01,043 --> 01:06:03,343
to be this like hot, fun,
cheerleader
1295
01:06:03,345 --> 01:06:06,213
so you could get the
quarterback to knock you up.
1296
01:06:06,215 --> 01:06:07,216
Oh God.
1297
01:06:09,519 --> 01:06:11,017
What did I do?
1298
01:06:11,019 --> 01:06:11,652
Come on, look.
1299
01:06:11,654 --> 01:06:12,653
This is a setback.
1300
01:06:12,655 --> 01:06:14,289
No, this isn't a setback.
1301
01:06:15,157 --> 01:06:18,325
Let's call this what it is,
it's a fucking disaster!
1302
01:06:18,327 --> 01:06:19,993
Yeah, well,
1303
01:06:19,995 --> 01:06:22,430
I told you, I didn't sign up for
this.
1304
01:06:22,432 --> 01:06:24,398
I told you that the stress
of this sort of thing
1305
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,066
is gonna ruin our relationship.
1306
01:06:26,068 --> 01:06:27,033
What sort of thing?
1307
01:06:27,035 --> 01:06:28,201
Having a kid.
1308
01:06:28,203 --> 01:06:29,704
Yeah, three.
1309
01:06:29,706 --> 01:06:30,571
Yeah.
1310
01:06:30,573 --> 01:06:31,271
- There are three children
- I know!
1311
01:06:31,273 --> 01:06:31,972
- Involved.
- And I didn't
1312
01:06:31,974 --> 01:06:32,939
Sign up for one!
1313
01:06:32,941 --> 01:06:35,643
You act
like you're the only one
1314
01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:37,512
who totaled their life!
1315
01:06:37,514 --> 01:06:38,713
I guess that's what happened
1316
01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,283
when strangers get wasted and
screw.
1317
01:06:42,552 --> 01:06:44,019
Pack your stuff and go.
1318
01:07:24,794 --> 01:07:25,994
Mommy.
1319
01:07:29,198 --> 01:07:30,199
I miss Dad.
1320
01:08:22,485 --> 01:08:23,451
You ready?
1321
01:08:23,453 --> 01:08:24,454
You're next.
1322
01:08:26,255 --> 01:08:27,555
- There are three
- I know!
1323
01:08:27,557 --> 01:08:28,556
- Children involved!
- And I didn't sign
1324
01:08:28,558 --> 01:08:30,560
Up for one!
1325
01:08:33,496 --> 01:08:35,395
Will you marry me?
1326
01:08:35,397 --> 01:08:37,431
I wanna apologize to you.
1327
01:08:37,433 --> 01:08:40,202
Say goodbye
Benjamin.
1328
01:08:48,243 --> 01:08:49,710
Promise you'll be there?
1329
01:08:49,712 --> 01:08:52,547
I'll be there at seven
o'clock on the dot.
1330
01:08:52,549 --> 01:08:54,515
And be in front row?
1331
01:08:54,517 --> 01:08:55,716
Okay, I'll get there early
1332
01:08:55,718 --> 01:08:57,487
and make sure I'm in the front
row.
1333
01:08:58,521 --> 01:08:59,620
Promise.
1334
01:08:59,622 --> 01:09:00,855
I adore you.
1335
01:09:00,857 --> 01:09:02,523
I adore you.
1336
01:09:02,525 --> 01:09:03,156
Love you!
1337
01:09:03,158 --> 01:09:04,859
Love you Mom!
1338
01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:30,484
So these are sort of the
emotional beats of the book.
1339
01:09:30,486 --> 01:09:33,621
This is the visual
realization of the story.
1340
01:09:33,623 --> 01:09:35,390
It's all supposed to take place
at night
1341
01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:38,559
when they're in their beds.
1342
01:10:09,492 --> 01:10:11,393
My water broke I think.
1343
01:10:16,198 --> 01:10:17,531
Hurry, let's go.
1344
01:10:17,533 --> 01:10:19,600
You guys were so amazing.
1345
01:10:19,602 --> 01:10:20,668
Thanks Mom.
1346
01:10:20,670 --> 01:10:21,702
- Thanks Mommy.
- Fantastic.
1347
01:10:21,704 --> 01:10:22,703
Okay, so listen,
1348
01:10:22,705 --> 01:10:25,640
Kate is going to drop
you off at Grandpa's,
1349
01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:26,707
and then she's gonna come back
1350
01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,476
and get you when the baby's
here.
1351
01:10:28,478 --> 01:10:29,376
All right?
1352
01:10:29,378 --> 01:10:30,243
- Okay.
- Okay Mom.
1353
01:10:30,245 --> 01:10:33,246
All right, hugs and
kisses.
1354
01:10:33,248 --> 01:10:34,482
Mom.
1355
01:10:34,484 --> 01:10:35,315
I love you guys.
1356
01:10:35,317 --> 01:10:35,983
I love you.
1357
01:10:35,985 --> 01:10:36,784
Your car's outside.
1358
01:10:36,786 --> 01:10:37,718
Okay.
1359
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,586
I will see you soon.
1360
01:10:38,588 --> 01:10:39,687
See you later, wish
me luck.
1361
01:10:39,689 --> 01:10:41,390
- Good luck.
- Bye.
1362
01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:47,895
You're doing
great, you're doing great!
1363
01:10:47,897 --> 01:10:49,697
Oh.
1364
01:10:49,699 --> 01:10:51,434
Here, grab my hand.
1365
01:10:52,969 --> 01:10:54,169
Ben.
1366
01:10:56,572 --> 01:10:57,404
That's good.
1367
01:10:57,406 --> 01:10:58,407
Fuck!
1368
01:11:05,648 --> 01:11:06,714
Two,
1369
01:11:06,716 --> 01:11:07,517
one!
1370
01:11:13,790 --> 01:11:15,321
Super girl!
1371
01:11:15,323 --> 01:11:15,990
Come on.
1372
01:11:15,992 --> 01:11:18,393
She is so cute.
1373
01:11:22,432 --> 01:11:23,833
Ready for a walk?
1374
01:11:26,602 --> 01:11:29,204
Where do ya think you're going?
1375
01:11:31,507 --> 01:11:32,875
You are adorable!
1376
01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:45,562
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