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So, Dad, how's it feel
being retired?
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I'm not retired,
I just don't work anymore.
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Isn't that the definition
of "retired"?
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Sure, I sold the Pit Stop,
all right,
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but I got a lot of irons
in the fire.
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Mark Cuban sold his company.
Do you call him retired?
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(chuckles)
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No, because he owns
a basketball team.
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Yeah, and, like,
60 other companies.
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And like a fool,
I invested in smartasses.
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(laughs)
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Oh, that's funny.
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(laughs)
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You know, I just had
a thought.
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Oh, she's been thinking
about this for a while.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe, Calvin,
I'm just thinking
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maybe now is a good time
for you and I
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to go on a vacation.
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Oh, so much planning
went into this moment.
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Remember when we didn't
take a honeymoon,
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and you said we will
when we have the money?
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Well, now we have the money,
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and you don't have to worry
about leaving the shop
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with someone else.
Hmm.
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She got him.
Mm-hmm.
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So now would be
a perfect time
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for us to take that
honeymoon we never had
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but always dreamed of.
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Madrid.
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She thinking
international?
Yes.
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Imagine long strolls
down cobblestone streets,
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wine and tapas at sunset.
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I do like small plates.
Right?
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Yeah, and how about
naps in hotel beds?
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I do like hotel beds.
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Well, let's do it.
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Definitely.
(boys cheer)
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Definitely.
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But not right now.
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You know,
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I started cleaning out
the garage, and, you know,
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that's a whole thing,
that's gonna take a while.
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So, you know.
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Come on, Calvin,
we never travel.
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We just went to San Diego.
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We took a two-hour
car ride
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so you guys could go to that
miniature engineering museum.
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(laughs)
You remember that tiny crane?
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(imitating hydraulics)
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(laughter)
It was so cute.
It was so cute.
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Come on, babe, we just
can't leave the country.
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What if something happened
to one of our kids?
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Like what, they lose a tooth?
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They're grown-ass men.
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And that Pit Stop is not
your problem anymore.
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You know, I have been
waiting decades
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just to have you
all to myself,
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and you know what,
I am tired of waiting.
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Okay, Tina...
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Hey, come on, Pop.
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Mom supported your dream
of growing your business
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for 30 years.
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Now it's your turn
to support her dreams.
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But I hate traveling.
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It's so expensive,
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there's always
so many people around,
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and there's never anything
to eat but Sbarro's.
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They always promise
other things are gonna be open,
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but it's only Sbarro's.
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Daddy.
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You got to do it.
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While you still can.
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How old do you think I am?
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Ah, goodness.
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Your mother was really excited
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about this trip idea,
though, huh?
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Yeah, and I guarantee
those tickets are
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pulled up on her computer.
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MARTY:
Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Tina, baby?
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Let's go eat
tiny portions of meat.
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Oh, baby, mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Thank you!
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Okay, our flight leaves
at 2:45 on Wednesday,
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or as they say in España,
miércoles.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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("Shave and a Haircut"
knock on door)
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BOTH:
Dave.
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Oh, he's gonna be mad
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that we're playing a board game
without him.
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Hey!
Oh, hey, guys, listen.
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We were thinking,
with your dad retiring and all,
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that maybe we would...
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You guys playing Scrabble
without me?
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You challenge every word, Dave.
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It is my right, Malcolm.
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Anyway, we thought
it would be nice
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if we got your dad a present
as a congrats
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for selling the shop.
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What if we got him
a fondue set?
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Or is that too obvious?
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GEMMA:
Ooh...
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What if we got them
a Jacuzzi?
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It could be waiting for them in
their backyard when they return.
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Hmm, Dad's not too into
sitting idly in hot water.
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I can hear him now.
(scoffs)
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"What am I, some kind of
food cart hot dog?"
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You know, Pop did mention
he was cleaning out the garage.
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We could finish
that job for him.
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Oh.
Yes.
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We could clean it out
and set it up as a space
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for him to work
on his cars.
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A secret reno
for a worthy recipient.
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How HGTV of us.
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If I've said it once,
I've said it a hundred times:
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checking a bag is
never a good idea.
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You've said it a hundred times.
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You remember when
we went to Kansas City,
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and they lost my luggage?
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I had to flip my drawers
every day
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for a week.
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Okay...
Babe,
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are we visiting Spain
or moving there?
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Well, I need nine
daytime looks
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and eight nighttime looks.
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(chuckles)
You need to learn
to pack like me.
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Two pairs of shorts,
three shirts,
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and ten pairs of drawers
for safety.
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MAN:
Next.
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Oh, good.
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Are you checking
any bags today?
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Well, uh, my wife is.
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I know better than
to be separated
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from my belongings.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Ma'am,
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your bag is three pounds
over the limit.
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Really, Ronnie? I mean,
what are you, the pound police?
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That's literally my job.
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Okay, fine, I'll just
take some stuff
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out of my bag
and put it in yours. Okay...
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She couldn't see this coming?
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All right, then.
Okay, all right, fine.
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I'll just take a few things
out of here.
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Okay, oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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What?
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They touched the floor!
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Calvin, my underwear touched
the airport floor!
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Babe, babe, you are literally
yelling about your underwear
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at the airport.
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Oh, my God. Ugh!
What are you doing?
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Tina...
Okay.
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Tina-- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay. All right.
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Tina, Tina...
calm-calm down, babe, okay?
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All right, I'm
gonna calm down.
Just think,
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now, in 15 hours
you'll be sipping sangria
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under string lights, okay?
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Yeah. I like string lights.
Yes, yes.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Here we go.
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All right, um,
you hold that, hold that.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll take this.
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Whew, look at that.
Nice and light.
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So light.
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Two pounds over.
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Damn it, Ronnie, I swear,
you not gonna--
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Ronnie think I'm playing.
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Everything in here is junk.
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Uh, I'm sorry, you're calling
both of these VHS tapes
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of Mighty Joe Young junk?
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(laughs)
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You know, this is the part
of the home reno show
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where they hire somebody
to come in
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and do all this work for them.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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I can call one of those
junk removal companies.
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You guys move all this junk
onto the driveway,
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we can go get brunch,
and by the time we get back,
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all this stuff will be gone.
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Wait a minute.
Are y'all really that lazy?
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I am.
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(scanner beeps)
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(beep)
Oh, Mr. Butler,
we're gonna have to ask you
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to check your carry-on.
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Well, thank you for asking,
but my answer is no.
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The flight is overbooked.
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There's no more room
in the overhead compartment.
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Well, I'll-I'll just stick it
under my seat.
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Babe, just give her the bag
so we can get to Madrid.
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Please.
Thank you.
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Yeah.
Thank you.
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Okay.
(beep)
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Go. It's about to be some
tapas up in here.
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(beep)
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Oh, we're gonna need
you to check your bag.
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Look at this beautiful
junk-free driveway.
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You know, calling
the trash people
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while we got brunch
was brilliant.
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(laughs)
All we had to do
was eat biscuits.
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Some of us didn't see
the biscuits
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until all the biscuits
were gone.
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Oh, wow, it is
actually huge in here.
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Okay, now the best man caves
always have themes.
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Now, what are we thinking?
Tiki bar? Sports memorabilia?
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Oh, actually, you know
what's really cool?
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Swords.
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Or, or, instead of swords,
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maybe it could be
"garage-themed."
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Uh, Dad, where is
Mr. Calvin's smoker?
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It's in the driveway,
where it always is.
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No, it's not.
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What?
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The smoker's not here.
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Maybe they moved it
so they'd have
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easier access to the trash.
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No, it's gone.
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Maybe they thought
it was trash.
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You did put those piles
kind of close to the smoker.
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You watched us move it all,
Marty.
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You didn't say any of that.
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Hey, man.
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Marty, don't you think
you should have been
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a little more clear?
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Well, David, don't you think
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you should have put the trash
further away
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from Dad's most prized
possession?!
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Don't put this on me!
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, no, that's Mama.
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Don't answer it.
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Oh, there's no way
I'm answering that.
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, it's a video call.
Don't answer it!
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I have to, it's Mommy.
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00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:01,550
No, Marty, don't...
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Hi, Mommy.
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00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,080
What, your brother's sending me
to voice mail now?
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00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,120
Oh, no, no, I meant to hit
the green button, Mama.
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I-I just wanted y'all to see
that your father's
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on a actual plane.
Look. (laughs)
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Hey!
Hey!
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The Butlers are
international, baby!
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Hey, where are y'all?
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Uh, nowhere.
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00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:22,670
Yeah, no, we was out here
playing pickleball.
Hello, Calvin.
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Shh! You know what, y'all
should go on airplane mode.
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Have a great flight.
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He's gonna kill us.
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Okay.
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You know what, I'll just--
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I'll just put it right up
under my seat, like I said.
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No problem.
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Yeah, all right.
Yeah. Okay.
258
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,800
We did it.
(laughs)
259
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,740
I am so excited.
I can almost taste the paella.
260
00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:59,910
Excuse me. Sorry.
Uh, I'm the window.
261
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:01,170
Oh.
Okay.
262
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,240
You got it, amigo.
263
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,610
Yes.
There you go.
264
00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,240
All right. Good?
265
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,310
Here we go.
All right. Come, boy.
266
00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,110
Oh, you have a dog.
267
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:13,820
Oh. Oh, okay.
(laughs)
268
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,190
TINA:
All right, there you go.
Okay, all right.
269
00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:17,470
Okay.
All right.
270
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,630
Where the hell
is this horse going?
271
00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,230
You know,
272
00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:24,860
this is my seat.
273
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,900
My-my seat comes
with space for my legs.
274
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,130
Your dog is in my leg space.
275
00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:30,270
You don't like dogs?
276
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,600
I like dogs fine.
277
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,110
Well, you can pet him
if you like.
278
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,860
I don't like.
279
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,540
You need to take your seats now
280
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,080
so we can have
an on-time departure.
281
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,080
Sherlock, sit.
Calvin, sit.
282
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,150
I can't take my seat because,
as a human who paid for my seat,
283
00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:48,720
I have nowhere
to put my human legs
284
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,990
because Shaggy here
is traveling to Spain
285
00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:53,860
with Scooby-Doo.
286
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,990
This man does not
like dogs!
287
00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,800
(all booing)
288
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,230
Dog-ophobe!
289
00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:01,030
No, no, no, he loves dogs.
290
00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,400
He cried at Marley & Me.
291
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,770
You know what?
Since y'all like dogs so much,
292
00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,610
then somebody switch seats
with me.
293
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,180
TINA: Yeah.
CALVIN: Huh? Yeah.
294
00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,640
That's what I thought.
295
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,680
Sir, I need you
to take your seat.
296
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,580
We can't push away from the gate
until you're in your seat.
297
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,220
WOMAN:
Sit down!
(overlapping shouting)
298
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,190
Oh, no. Oh, you know what?
299
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,500
I'll sit down
when the moose moves.
300
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:27,190
Uh-uh. That bag was tagged
to be gate-checked.
301
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:28,790
It's in the system.
302
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,160
Well, just untag it.
303
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,430
It doesn't work like that.
304
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,400
Once it's tagged,
it's tagged for life.
305
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,600
We're going to have
to open up the doors again.
306
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,170
And that will cause a delay.
(crowd clamoring)
307
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,040
Well...
Nice work, Karen!
308
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,470
I-I... I am not a Karen.
(overlapping shouting)
309
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,210
You know what?
I need to see your manager.
310
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:45,530
I don't...
I don't feel safe right now.
311
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:47,910
It's already
in the landfill?!
312
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:51,920
You're supposed
to repurpose this stuff!
313
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,250
No, I will not hold
for a survey!
314
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,860
(scoffs)
315
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,690
Well, I guess we're buying
Calvin a new smoker.
316
00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:01,430
The old one was getting
kind of gross anyway.
317
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,200
Uh, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma,
318
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,960
one does not simply
replace Dad's smoker.
319
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,100
Yeah, that thing had 20 years
of seasoning on it.
320
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,770
That's why
the food tastes so good.
321
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,420
Even the broccoli he cooked
on there tasted like brisket.
322
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,940
It's gonna ruin his vacation
when he hears.
323
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,630
What the hell is wrong
with you, man?
Whoa... what the hell, Dave?
324
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,320
Okay, we are not
telling him, okay?
325
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,630
They are probably having the
time of their lives right now.
326
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,960
VIRGINIA:
Flight 2355 to Madrid.
327
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,030
We appreciate your patience
in deplaning.
328
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,880
This is on you, dog hater.
329
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,100
I love dogs, lady.
330
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,770
I also love
Earth, Wind & Fire.
331
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,950
I just don't want 'em
under my seat.
332
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,660
Due to the delay...
333
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,540
...our flight crew has gone over
their allotted hours.
334
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,860
We are currently looking
for a new crew.
335
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,050
Oh, wait. No!
No, no, no, don't leave!
336
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,620
Y-You can work
a little longer, right?
337
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:04,290
I-I mean, come on. Doctors do
surgeries for over 19 hours.
338
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,090
Y'all can push
a little drink cart.
339
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,830
VIRGINIA:
We'd also like
to welcome passengers
340
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:12,930
from the recently-canceled
Flight 510 to Madrid.
341
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:15,800
Due to our combining
these flights, we are oversold
342
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,670
and offering $2,000 to any
passengers willing to be bumped.
343
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,240
Did you hear that, baby?
What?
344
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,940
$2,000.
345
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,940
You're not really thinking
of taking that, are you?
346
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,980
I mean, Tina,
for that kind of money,
347
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,630
we can get out of this hellhole
and go to Pechanga Casino.
348
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,590
I mean, maybe
this is the universe
349
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,720
trying to tell us something.
Yes.
350
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,890
It's the universe telling me
I'm never getting my honeymoon.
351
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,910
You know, I'm going to go get
a glass of wine at Sbarro.
352
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:50,140
And this is the same
as Dad's?
353
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,140
Same model.
354
00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:55,990
This is so clean.
Did you buy this from a vegan?
355
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,250
Okay, guys, we're never going
to be able to pass this off.
356
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:01,950
I agree.
357
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,620
So I think we should
all band together
358
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,950
and blame Dave.
359
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:07,750
GEMMA:
What? Dave?!
360
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,550
Mm-hmm.
Marty is the one
who made the call.
361
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,560
Let's blame him.
362
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,220
Okay.
Girl!
363
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,660
Okay, you know what?
364
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,660
How about we pin it on Grover?
365
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,960
There's no way my dad's gonna
hit a little white boy.
366
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,900
Yeah.
No!
367
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,430
None of you are
thinking straight!
368
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,070
If you had watched HGTV,
you would know
369
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,270
that this is the moment
where all seems lost.
370
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,610
And then
371
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,980
they get the perfect
renovation solution.
372
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,580
We're going
to antique this bad boy.
373
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:35,950
Wait. Will that work?
374
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,120
Yes, it'll work.
375
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,680
Gemma, go get
a hundred burgers.
376
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,650
Marty, get a buttload
of hickory chips. Malcolm,
377
00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:42,750
we're going
to need a baseball bat.
378
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,690
No one sleeps until
this smoker looks like crap
379
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:48,240
and smells fantastic!
380
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,550
Excuse me.
Excu-Excuse me.
381
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,070
I knew it. I knew.
382
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,270
$2,000 was just
gonna be too tempting.
383
00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,200
Hold on, baby. Just...
No, no, no.
You know what?
384
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,210
I have had enough, okay?
385
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:02,670
Let's just go home.
386
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,510
This has been
a complete disaster.
387
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,880
Tina, it has been.
(sighs)
388
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,980
But that's why
I upgraded us to first class,
389
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:14,070
where, I assume,
all the dogs are inside purses.
390
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,860
Really, babe?
391
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,860
Are you sure, Calvin?
This is expensive.
392
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,830
Yeah, well,
the universe spoke to me again,
393
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:27,080
and it said,
"You only get one honeymoon."
394
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,650
(laughs softly)
Baby. Mmm.
395
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,010
Mmm. Oh, uh,
396
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:38,910
my man, there's not a purse
in the world big enough for you.
397
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:40,980
Yeah.
398
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,280
(barks)
399
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,970
* *
400
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,490
Aah!
401
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:56,460
* *
402
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,950
Grease it up, boy!
403
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,900
* *
404
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:28,010
(glass breaking,
car alarm blaring)
405
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,700
* *
406
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,540
Wow. We did
a great job.
407
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:40,440
That thing
looks terrible.
408
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,540
Now for the final test.
409
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,180
Grover?!
410
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,680
* *
411
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,060
What does this asparagus
taste like?
412
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,730
* *
413
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:54,320
Ribs?
414
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,140
(all cheering)
415
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,530
(romantic guitar music playing)
416
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:06,330
Mmm. Babe, you would think
417
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,200
that the tiny portions would
mean there's not enough food,
418
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,140
but I have never eaten so much
in my life.
419
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,610
(laughs)
420
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,640
Ooh. Is it too late
in the day for a siesta?
421
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,980
You know, you look beautiful
in that dress.
422
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,450
Oh.
Mm.
423
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,050
And I love you in that shirt.
424
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,420
And I look forward
to seeing it three more times.
425
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:28,390
(both laughing)
426
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,460
You know,
427
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,020
I've always been worried
about...
428
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,830
working so hard.
429
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:39,960
I... I never took the time
to enjoy the fruits of my labor.
430
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,270
But...
431
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:45,470
traveling the world
with my beautiful wife,
432
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:49,340
drinking good wine and eating
cheese I can't pronounce...
433
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:52,040
(laughs)
434
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,880
This.
435
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,660
This is what I want.
436
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,100
Well, this
and playing golf with Ice Cube.
437
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:05,560
Well, it took
30 years, but...
438
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,990
I finally got my boyfriend back.
(laughs)
439
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,180
Mmm. Mwah.
440
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,900
Well, maybe I like
being retired after all.
441
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,070
Well, you're going to really
love being retired in Fiji
442
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,570
'cause
that's where we're going next.
443
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:21,310
Hmm.
444
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,110
I like Fiji.
Yeah?
445
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:26,180
'Cause we won't need
any underwear there.
446
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,900
* *
447
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,460
ALL:
Surprise!
448
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:42,190
Oh, my.
(laughs)
449
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,730
Well, all right!
450
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:46,260
(laughs)
Hey.
451
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,830
Yeah. We wanted to do something
452
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,730
to say congratulations
on selling the shop.
453
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,370
Yeah, congrats, Pop. Now you can
still work on your cars.
454
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,790
Yeah, and just not
get paid for it.
455
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,540
Y'all did all of this
while we were gone?
456
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,680
There was a lot of junk in here.
457
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,910
Oh, girl, we know.
(laughs)
458
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,820
(laughing): Yeah.
Well, I must say,
I am impressed.
459
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,050
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
DAVE:
Well,
460
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,390
we're glad you like it, and,
of course, there's your smoker,
461
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,460
exactly where you thought
it would be,
462
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:16,460
totally unchanged,
like nothing happened at all.
463
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,930
Pull-pull it back, Dave.
Easy. Easy, Dave.
464
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,230
Pull it back, pull it back.
Come-come on back.
465
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,000
MALCOLM:
Yeah.
466
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,830
Yeah. Well, there's my baby.
467
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,300
I'm sure gonna miss her.
468
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,640
DAVE:
What?
469
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,290
What's that now?
Huh?
470
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,410
Yeah. I won't be needing
that old smoker anymore.
471
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,540
I'm into wood grilling now.
472
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,410
Yeah. that's how
they do it in Spain.
Yes.
473
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,650
(Calvin laughs)
474
00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:41,650
A la brasa es delicioso.
475
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,490
(Tina laughs)
CALVIN:
You know what?
476
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,420
I'll just call one
of those junk removal companies
477
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,330
to haul it away.
478
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:51,530
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