1 00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:11,260 Hey, y'all. 2 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:12,790 Hey. Hey, Pop, 3 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:15,590 have you, uh, driven by the Pit Stop lately? 4 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:18,130 No. I got better things to do. 5 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:20,520 You drove by it yesterday. 6 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:24,720 "Lately" means "today," Tina. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,410 And I only go that way 8 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,280 because the gas station with the best hot dogs 9 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,330 is right across the street. 10 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,750 Right. Uh... (chuckles) 11 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:36,180 Pop, you know, it's natural for you to be curious 12 00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:37,420 about what they're doing to the place. 13 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,620 Well, I'm not. 14 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,620 Okay. Well, just so you know, 15 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:42,660 the sign says it's opening today. 16 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:43,860 It is? 17 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:44,920 Yeah. 18 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,890 Well, I wish them luck. 19 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,030 (chuckles) 20 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,260 I wonder how much they changed it. 21 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:52,000 Why would they change it? 22 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,070 They bought it because it's the best mechanic shop in town. 23 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:56,940 Yeah, well, I'm just saying, Pop, 24 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,370 if you want to check it out, there is no shame. 25 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:01,590 I don't want to check it out! 26 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,640 But what I would like to do 27 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,050 is take my lovely wife out for a nice lunch. 28 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,580 Oh. (smacking lips) 29 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,750 You know, I got a taste for one of those hot dogs. 30 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:14,490 Come on, Tina. 31 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:19,060 So your idea of a nice lunch is a gas station hot dog? 32 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:20,490 (chuckles softly) Really? 33 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:23,000 Just because we came into a little money, Tina, 34 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,030 we can't forget where we came from. 35 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:27,000 Okay. I'm sorry. 36 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,400 I would love to. 37 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,240 (scoffs) I mean, yeah, who wouldn't want a hot dog 38 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,290 that's been rolling underneath a heat lamp for two days? 39 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:38,180 But, please, please, can we stop by to see the new Pit Stop? 40 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:41,510 And I know you don't want to, but I'm not as strong as you. 41 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,420 Fine. Okay. 42 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,020 You see what you did, Malcolm? 43 00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:46,900 Now your mama making me go. 44 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:53,090 (loud rock music playing) 45 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:55,590 (indistinct chatter) 46 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:58,330 What in the world is this? 47 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:00,150 Are we being punk'd? 48 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,040 Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop. 49 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,940 This ain't Calvin's Pit Stop. 50 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,670 Yes, it is. 51 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,140 Would you like to see a food menu 52 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,140 or are we just gonna top off your fluids today? 53 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:11,310 Hold on. 54 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:12,650 What'd you say to my wife? Uh... 55 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:15,480 No. No, no, no, no. Cal-Cal-Calvin, 56 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,120 he's talking about beer. 57 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,080 This-this is a brewery now. 58 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,150 Oh, my God. 59 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,740 You're the guy! 60 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,760 Oh, hell nah! 61 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,800 Hey! Everybody! 62 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,260 Calvin's here! 63 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,880 No, he's not! 64 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,200 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 65 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,790 * Welcome to the hood. * 66 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,210 (indistinct chatter) 67 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:47,310 I mean, how am I supposed to look at this menu 68 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:50,370 with this grinning idiot all over it? 69 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,950 It's not so bad. 70 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:54,790 He's kind of cute. 71 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:56,290 I don't want to be cute. 72 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:57,920 I mean, I mean, I am cute, 73 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,590 but I don't want them using my cuteness 74 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:05,300 to sell "artesianal" squash blossom flatbread. 75 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,350 Why don't they just say "nasty pizza"? 76 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:11,040 Ooh, and-and look at this one. 77 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,310 "Calvin's Favorite: 78 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:15,940 "bison truffle sliders with manchego 79 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:17,280 and watercress." (scoffs) 80 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,980 Who told them that was my favorite? 81 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,480 I don't know what half those things are, 82 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,750 and I hate the other half. 83 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,180 Mm. 84 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,920 Well, how did this happen? I mean, 85 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,990 the developers didn't say anything about this, 86 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,360 did they? No. 87 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,390 When they said they wanted to keep the name, 88 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:35,860 I just assumed it was gonna stay a repair shop. 89 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:37,860 Tell you what, my old customers, 90 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:39,530 they're gonna be pissed. 91 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:41,700 Ooh! 92 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:44,840 They have nachos in a hubcap. 93 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,760 How stupid is that? 94 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,680 I'm telling you, there's nothing in this contract that says 95 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,050 the new owners have the right to make me look like a damn fool. 96 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,780 Well, your lawyer reviewed it. What-what did he say? 97 00:03:58,980 --> 00:03:59,990 I don't know, Dave. 98 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,590 If I understood a lawyer, 99 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:02,860 I wouldn't need a lawyer. 100 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,240 (door opens) 101 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:08,430 Who wants to take a fun online test? 102 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:09,700 Ooh! 103 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:10,700 Not me. 104 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,430 Wha... (scoffs) 105 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:15,570 Come on! It's really cool. It's this career aptitude test. 106 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:17,140 I got our school to sign up for it. 107 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,640 It asks the kids a bunch of questions 108 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,610 about their personality type and their interests 109 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:22,740 and tells them what kind of career they might have. 110 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:23,940 Okay. 111 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,430 Well, I thought grades did that. 112 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,380 See, that's the kind of thinking 113 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,020 that keeps kids from dreaming big. 114 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:32,150 Yeah. You know, Grover thinks he's gonna be an NBA star, 115 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:33,220 but this will give him more... 116 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:36,570 Skills? Coordination? Height? 117 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,130 More great options. 118 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,960 Oh. Okay, can we stop talking about the test? 119 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,360 I'm fighting for my life here! 120 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,850 Yeah. 121 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:46,970 Calvin's right. Let's focus. 122 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,430 But, FYI, Grover's got skills. 123 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:49,840 You should see him take a charge. 124 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,520 He can stand still like nobody's business. 125 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,980 Look, my lawyer said that they were buying the property 126 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:59,450 and the rights to my name. That's it. 127 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:02,850 I would've never allowed them to mock me as a cartoon character. 128 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,450 Well, I'm taking my image back. 129 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:07,220 I'm suing their asses. Ooh, 130 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,790 wait, I don't think you can, baby. 131 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:11,120 It says here that any contract disputes 132 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,160 are required to go to mediation. 133 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,130 Ooh. You are in luck, 134 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:18,400 since you happen to know a trained 135 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,570 and licensed conflict mediator. 136 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:23,970 I don't care about trained and licensed. 137 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:25,270 What will it cost? 138 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:27,070 Oh, Calvin, are you kidding me? 139 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:28,640 I'd pay you to let me do it. 140 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,190 How much would you pay me? 141 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,830 (playing upbeat melody) 142 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,470 (door closes) 143 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:44,290 Hey, check it out! 144 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:45,620 I got a keytar. 145 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,530 Yeah. Uh, Marty, mm, 146 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,130 are you having a post-breakup 147 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:50,600 "what am I doing with my life?" freak-out? 148 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,100 No, no! This isn't a freak-out keytar. 149 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,170 Although my skills may freak you out. 150 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:56,370 (riffing) 151 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,700 (holds high note) (chuckles) 152 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,860 Yeah, that's a no. 153 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,310 Come on, man. I always wanted to learn to play, 154 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:03,510 and now's the perfect time. 155 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,180 How 'bout when I'm not here? 156 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:07,380 Well, get used to it. 157 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,980 The new Marty's taking initiative, 158 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,380 starting with my job. 159 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:11,850 You know the Venus explorer we're working on? 160 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,290 No. (chuckles) 161 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:15,520 Well, you know how Venus has a toxic atmosphere? 162 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,770 No. 163 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:18,660 Okay. 164 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:19,960 You know how you can use a balloon 165 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,590 to collect samples above Venus's surface? 166 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:24,800 Okay, Marty, uh, what was it about my last two answers 167 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,170 that made you think I would know that? 168 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:30,370 Anyway, I've been waiting for the perfect time 169 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:31,840 to pitch this idea at JPL. 170 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,410 And then going through this breakup with Necie 171 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:34,740 has given me a lot of time to think. 172 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:36,240 And I realized 173 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,340 now's the time to take chances. 174 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,010 And guess what else. What? 175 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:42,010 I learned the beginning of the Quantum Leap theme song. 176 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:43,150 No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. 177 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:44,120 Hold on. Check it out. No. 178 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,150 (muttering) Marty, 179 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,220 you don't need to... W-Wait. 180 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,590 I-I don't... No, look. 181 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,690 (playing wrong notes) No, hold on. 182 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,620 Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 183 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,330 (playing wrong notes) No. 184 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:54,910 Damn it. I lost it. 185 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,570 I just got the results of Grover's career aptitude test. 186 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:01,800 Oh. They are not good. 187 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,240 Uh-oh. Hold on. Let me see. (grunts) 188 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,370 "Independent. Self-starter. 189 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,040 Focused and methodical." 190 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,440 (sighs) This doesn't sound so bad. 191 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,310 Look at the career they say he's best suited for. 192 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,330 Lighthouse keeper. 193 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:17,220 Okay. 194 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,820 You know, on the plus side, 195 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,820 we can stop investing in his college fund. 196 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,350 (scoffs) 197 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,520 What's that? Oh. 198 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,190 Your career aptitude test came back. 199 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:27,890 Ooh! Come on, NBA. 200 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:31,600 I'm not against playing overseas, but, you know, 201 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,870 it wouldn't be my first choice. 202 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:36,300 Some great players got their start in Greece, 203 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,140 so let's keep an open mind. 204 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,990 Dave! 205 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:43,580 The-the test said some really good things. Yeah. 206 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:47,110 It says that you're an independent self-starter. Mm-hmm. 207 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:49,360 That sounds like me. Pretty good test. 208 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:52,490 Huh. 209 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,770 Looks like the fog's rolling in. 210 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,680 He's right! Oh! 211 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,770 Okay, so the inner balloon would be rigid 212 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:10,600 and filled with pressurized helium 213 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,240 that we could release as needed into the outer balloon, 214 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,510 controlling the buoyancy without thrusters. 215 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,940 So, as the balloon rises, 216 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,950 so does our understanding of Venus's atmosphere. 217 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:21,950 Wow. Ooh. 218 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:23,380 Wow! 219 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,080 That is some great outside-the-box thinking. 220 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,820 I'm very impressed. 221 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:29,920 And so many balloon puns. 222 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,360 Yes, thank you. 223 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,290 I wanted to make sure my presentation really... 224 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:34,290 popped. 225 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:35,660 (chuckling) 226 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,130 Oh! Another! 227 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:38,200 Good, good stuff. 228 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,670 I love seeing that passion. 229 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:40,730 Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:41,830 Anyway, they moved up the deadline 231 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:42,940 for our progress report, 232 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:44,390 so we just got to... (stammering) 233 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:47,110 Can-can we back up a sec? 234 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:48,570 It seems like you're just moving on. 235 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:49,680 From what? 236 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,710 From my brilliantly researched idea. 237 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,510 Right! No, it was great work. Mm-hmm. 238 00:08:54,710 --> 00:08:56,450 Um, so innovative. Mm-hmm. 239 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,450 Anyway, uh, we need to get all the data in to me 240 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:00,020 as soon as possible. Okay. 241 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,150 All right. Uh, okay, 242 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:03,160 I-I see what you're doing here. 243 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,460 You're blowing me off. 244 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:05,820 After I went through the trouble of composing 245 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:08,760 an original keytar score for my presentation. 246 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,430 Marty, I love your idea, and I... 247 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,170 I loved that score. 248 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:14,730 It was haunting. 249 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,340 Okay? You are... You're-you're a rock star. 250 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:19,470 But you're not gonna do anything with it. 251 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:21,110 N-Not at this juncture, no. 252 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,540 O-Okay. 253 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:25,080 Look around you, Pat. 254 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,280 This room is filled 255 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,720 with some of the greatest minds in the world, 256 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,520 and we're not gonna keep bringing you innovative ideas 257 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,250 if we think it's pointless. 258 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,320 Fortune favors the bold. 259 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,520 And we are bold. 260 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,060 And we cannot-- nay, 261 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,260 nay-- 262 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,460 we will not 263 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,580 be taking this anymore. 264 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:48,080 Who's with me?! 265 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,910 So are you saying we'd, like, quit? 266 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:55,510 No, no, no, no. Not-not-not quit, per se, 267 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:56,680 but we won't be working. 268 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,680 PAT: Uh... (clears throat) 269 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,680 You-you can't stop working. 270 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,680 (quietly): I know. Okay. 271 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,950 Okay, we will be working, but... 272 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:07,800 we just-- we just won't be taking this. 273 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:11,510 I'm kind of losing the sense of what "this" is. 274 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,080 * * 275 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,840 Hi. I'm Ingrid Katay. I'll be representing Thaxton Capital, 276 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,170 the owners of the Pit Stop. 277 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,810 It's so nice to meet you. I'm Dave John... 278 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:29,840 Uh, Dave, 279 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:30,840 what are you doing? 280 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,530 That's the enemy. 281 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,180 Calvin, this is a mediation. 282 00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,750 The whole point is there are no enemies. 283 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:41,020 And you must be Mr. Butler. 284 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,490 How are you today, sir? (Calvin chuckles) 285 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:45,070 Wouldn't you like to know? 286 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:48,660 Good afternoon! 287 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,530 I'm Judge Fred Lampin, retired, 288 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,530 and I'll be presiding over this mediation. 289 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:54,270 It's nice to meet you, Your Honor. I'm Dave Johnson. 290 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:55,430 This is Calvin Butler. 291 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,140 Good afternoon, Your Honor. 292 00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:00,460 And I must say, you look very judgmental today. 293 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,610 You know, I watch all the judge shows, 294 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:06,080 and, I got to say, 295 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,250 I can't believe you don't have one. 296 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:12,170 Those shows make a mockery of the judicial system. 297 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:17,270 That's why I tell my wife to turn them shows off. 298 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:22,660 Hey, Emelia. 299 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:23,860 Thanks for getting the gang together. 300 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,130 It was a rough day. 301 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:25,960 No. 302 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,670 Come sit next to me. 303 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,170 Oh. Ah... 304 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,400 You don't want to sit next to Derek. I get it. 305 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,970 I get it. 306 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,210 I don't know about you, 307 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:35,940 but I really needed a drink. Mmm. 308 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,780 I applied the Tsiolkovsky equation 309 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,080 so many times today, 310 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,480 my cortex was about to melt. 311 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,680 (laughs) Yeah, I've been there. 312 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,680 Listen, 313 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,320 I was really taken 314 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,690 with what you said earlier. 315 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:49,620 Thank you. Thank you. 316 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,720 You know, I put so much thought into that presentation. 317 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,730 The thing that I find most interesting about Venus is... 318 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,590 I don't care about Venus. 319 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:58,110 That's just an insane thing to say. 320 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,170 The way you spoke to Pat, 321 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:05,470 it was so... bold. 322 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:06,770 Hmm. 323 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:08,510 I've never seen anyone at work 324 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,510 be so passionate. 325 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,980 They're all just really uncomfortable and awkward. 326 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,760 (both laugh) 327 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,280 I can't even remember the last time 328 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,400 I made eye contact with someone at work. 329 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,170 Ain't nobody else coming. 330 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,000 You inspired me, Marty. 331 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,200 To be bold, to take chances. 332 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,800 And now we're here. 333 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,070 Yeah. 334 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:39,400 Do you want to take a chance, too? 335 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,690 Well, I... 336 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,240 Oh, all right. Whoa, whoa. 337 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,340 That's not a good idea. 338 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,010 That's not what your lips said. 339 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,250 My lips weren't saying anything because 340 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,630 your teeth were on them. 341 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:54,850 Your Honor, you've read the contract. 342 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,520 It is right there in black and white. 343 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,930 Clearly, the large sum of money we paid Mr. Butler 344 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,130 has given him plenty of free time, 345 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,060 which he's now using to waste ours. 346 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:05,430 You see? 347 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:08,120 I told you not to be friendly with her. 348 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,040 It's frivolous. 349 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,790 You're frivolous. DAVE: Okay. 350 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,240 I-I think we need 351 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,110 to lower the temperature here. 352 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,340 Your Honor, with all due respect, 353 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,010 the sum my client was paid 354 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,750 is not the issue here. 355 00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:23,950 He feels like they are 356 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,050 using his image in bad faith. 357 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,720 INGRID: Okay, if I may 358 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,540 draw Your Honor's attention to page 18 of the agreement. 359 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,300 Mr. Butler relinquished 360 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,030 all rights to the name and likeness 361 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,890 associated with Calvin's Pitstop. 362 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,370 Is this your signature, Mr. Butler? 363 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:48,710 Yes, it is, Your Honor, 364 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,040 but you have to understand, 365 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,600 it was next to a very large check at the time. 366 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,550 So your legal argument is you got distracted? 367 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,870 More like seduced, Your Honor. 368 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,060 Calvin, please, I'm the professional here. 369 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,130 Let me do my job. 370 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,330 But you're not doing anything. 371 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,630 Well, you're not letting me talk. 372 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,860 Your Honor, what are we doing here? 373 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,150 Judge, can I see you in chambers? 374 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,170 I don't have chambers. We're in an office building. 375 00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,260 There's a dentist across the hall. 376 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,440 Okay, Your Honor, 377 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,830 then I'll say this in front of this rude lady. 378 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,450 This caricature of me is defamatory. 379 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,900 It looks nothing like me. 380 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,260 I agree. Thank you. 381 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,860 And if it looks nothing like him, 382 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,200 by definition, it can't be defamatory. 383 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,530 CALVIN: Wait... Wait... 384 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,170 Wait a minute. That's not what I meant. 385 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,670 I'm inclined to agree. 386 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:50,740 And combined with the wording in the contract, 387 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,240 it's an easy decision to allow the current owners 388 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,140 of Calvin's Pitstop to continue use of the name 389 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,440 and image. 390 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,780 I think we're done here. 391 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,050 Wait... No, 392 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,080 I appeal! 393 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,300 I'm taking this to the top. 394 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,900 You mean the Planet Fitness on the third floor? 395 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,310 I don't like her. I know. 396 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,030 You know, sometimes I wonder what 397 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,490 I'm even still doing at JPL. 398 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,630 Nobody cared about my idea. 399 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,860 Except Emelia. 400 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,770 But then, that gave her other ideas. 401 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,340 You know what would drive her away? 402 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,750 Hmm? Bust out your keytar. 403 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,470 Man, Prince played keytar. 404 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,240 Did he turn women off? You are not Prince. 405 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,610 Please, please, please! Finish the test. 406 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:35,580 Gemma, is it really necessary 407 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,350 that everyone take this test? 408 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,820 Uh, yes, because you took it, 409 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,320 and it said that you should have a career 410 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,050 in music and teaching. 411 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,390 It nailed you. 412 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:44,690 So I'm going to keep making people take it 413 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,470 until I can prove that it's stupid. 414 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,690 And I'm done. 415 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,330 Okay, come on, be wrong, be wrong, be wrong, be wrong. 416 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,830 Aerospace engineer. 417 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,250 Damn it! 418 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:55,700 I mean, technically, my degree is in... 419 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,240 Oh, spare me, Marty. Malcolm? 420 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,040 Huh? Uh, well, I got, uh... (chuckles) 421 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,940 ...mushroom farmer. 422 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,040 You did? Yeah. 423 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,240 No, you didn't. 424 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,060 No, uh... 425 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,280 Yeah, you're right. I got sports management. 426 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,550 Oh, crap. 427 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,320 Gemma, you can't take this so seriously. 428 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,450 Worst case scenario, 429 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,960 Grover's a lighthouse keeper. 430 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,160 That's a terrible scenario. 431 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,530 He'd be alone in a tower 432 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,880 flipping a light switch. 433 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,470 Well, what happened to all that stuff about 434 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,300 letting kids be whatever they want to be? 435 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,420 Oh, please, that's for other people's kids. 436 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,540 I-I don't want to be here. 437 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,010 Calvin, come on. 438 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,210 You wouldn't let me mediate, 439 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:42,480 so at least let me help you 440 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,480 work through your feelings. 441 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,820 Now, 442 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:48,120 this is called exposure therapy, so... 443 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,510 let's expose ourselves. 444 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,790 Say what? 445 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,290 Calvin, what is it about this place 446 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,430 that's so upsetting? 447 00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,130 Everything. 448 00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,450 All right, can you be a little more specific? 449 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,070 I used to walk into this room, 450 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:06,300 and I was the most important person here. 451 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,410 Everybody needed me. Now look at me. 452 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,590 (laughs mockingly) 453 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,680 Welcome to Calvin's. 454 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,330 Can I offer you an IPA? 455 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:21,540 Calvin, they are not mocking you. 456 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,510 They're celebrating you. 457 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:28,060 This place is called Calvin's because 458 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,560 it is a name that the community 459 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,210 trusts and loves. 460 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,630 And now you'll be remembered. 461 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,200 I mean, maybe not in the way 462 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,740 that you would have chosen, 463 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:38,800 but isn't it amazing 464 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,440 just to be remembered at all? 465 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,520 I'm not dead, Dave. 466 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,410 That's it. I'm leaving. 467 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,110 Okay, no, wait, just... 468 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,630 As a therapist, I've never said this to a client before, but... 469 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,140 I think you should have a beer. 470 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,860 Hey, buddy. What are you watching? 471 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:02,860 SpongeBob. 472 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,610 Of course. 473 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,030 Can we talk for a sec? 474 00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,420 Yeah, sure. 475 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,140 I don't want you to ever feel like 476 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,840 I'm going to be disappointed 477 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,470 if you follow your own path in life. 478 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,480 No matter what you become, when you grow up, 479 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,880 the only thing that matters is that you're happy. 480 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,880 Is this about that career test? 481 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,620 Yeah. 482 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,250 And even if you end up doing something 483 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,560 from the olden days that you didn't even know 484 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,790 was, like, still a thing, 485 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,990 uh... 486 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:37,110 Your dad and I will support you. 487 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,030 Mom, I have to confess something. 488 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,000 I just filled in random answers on that test. 489 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,040 You did? Why? 490 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,340 Well, you made us take a test 491 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,490 at lunch. It was cutting into my kickball time. 492 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,360 Oh, thank God you're not a lighthouse keeper. 493 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,050 No, Mom, I told you, 494 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,300 I'm going to the NBA. 495 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,670 Ooh, nothing but net. 496 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:10,550 Oh, I love that sweet, delusional child. 497 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,600 See, this place isn't so bad, right? 498 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,900 Yeah, it's okay. 499 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,870 And I guess a beer is a beer, 500 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,760 no matter how stupid the name is. 501 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,810 Here you go, Calvin. 502 00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:26,490 Two Sticky Piston pilsners. 503 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,400 On the house. 504 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,320 Why? 505 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,490 Come on, man. You're a legend. 506 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:37,210 You used to fix my dad's car. '78 Jag? 507 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,090 Oh, yeah. 508 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,490 Cheetah seat covers, with a million miles on it. 509 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:43,430 You got it. 510 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,550 I made a grip off his dad. 511 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,030 Still runs great. You hungry? 512 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,770 How about a Calvin's Favorite? 513 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,140 Okay, you know what? 514 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,710 Here's the thing about the Calvin's Favorite. 515 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,520 It's not Calvin's favorite. 516 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,140 If you're going to make a dish with my name on it, 517 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,650 it should be something I'd actually eat. 518 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,380 Like a gas station hot dog. 519 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,550 Ah. 520 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,880 Let me talk to the chef. 521 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,120 Maybe he could put a spin on it. 522 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,510 Okay, that's what I'm talking about. 523 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,190 You know, Dave's Faves 524 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,030 would be scallops, but... 525 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,180 Nobody's talking about Dave's Fave. 526 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,230 Uh, Calvin? 527 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,600 Yeah? 528 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,930 We just want to say we love your place. 529 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,770 Well, you know, 530 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,510 it's not my place, per se, but, 531 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,010 uh... 532 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,580 You know, it wouldn't be here if it weren't for me, 533 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,560 so, I guess you can argue it's mine. 534 00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:37,920 Hey, everybody, 535 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,850 a toast to the original Calvin. 536 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,550 (crowd cheers) 537 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,340 I think my work here is done. 538 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,690 Uh, can I get a selfie? 539 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,230 Sure. 540 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:49,290 You know... (sighs) 541 00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,200 ...I don't normally do this, 542 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,270 but, uh, hey, everybody, 543 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,720 get out your phones. 544 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:09,910 Captioning sponsored by CBS 545 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,520 and TOYOTA. 546 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,100 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org