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Hey, y'all.
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Hey.
Hey, Pop,
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have you, uh, driven
by the Pit Stop lately?
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No. I got better
things to do.
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You drove by it yesterday.
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"Lately" means "today," Tina.
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And I only
go that way
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because the gas station
with the best hot dogs
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is right across the street.
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Right. Uh...
(chuckles)
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Pop, you know, it's natural
for you to be curious
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about what they're doing
to the place.
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Well, I'm not.
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Okay. Well,
just so you know,
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the sign says
it's opening today.
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It is?
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Yeah.
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Well, I wish them luck.
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(chuckles)
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I wonder
how much they changed it.
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Why would they change it?
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They bought it because it's
the best mechanic shop in town.
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Yeah, well,
I'm just saying, Pop,
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if you want to check it out,
there is no shame.
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I don't want to check it out!
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But what I would like to do
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is take my lovely wife out
for a nice lunch.
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Oh.
(smacking lips)
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You know, I got a taste
for one of those hot dogs.
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Come on, Tina.
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So your idea of a nice lunch
is a gas station hot dog?
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(chuckles softly)
Really?
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Just because we came into
a little money, Tina,
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we can't forget
where we came from.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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I would love to.
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(scoffs) I mean, yeah,
who wouldn't want a hot dog
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that's been rolling underneath
a heat lamp for two days?
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But, please, please, can we stop
by to see the new Pit Stop?
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And I know you don't want to,
but I'm not as strong as you.
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Fine.
Okay.
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You see what you
did, Malcolm?
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Now your mama making me go.
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(loud rock music playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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What in the
world is this?
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Are we being punk'd?
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Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.
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This ain't Calvin's Pit Stop.
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Yes, it is.
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Would you like to see
a food menu
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or are we just gonna top off
your fluids today?
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Hold on.
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What'd you say to my wife?
Uh...
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No. No, no, no, no.
Cal-Cal-Calvin,
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he's talking
about beer.
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This-this is
a brewery now.
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Oh, my God.
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You're the guy!
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Oh, hell nah!
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Hey! Everybody!
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Calvin's here!
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No, he's not!
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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(indistinct chatter)
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I mean, how am I supposed
to look at this menu
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with this grinning
idiot all over it?
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It's not so bad.
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He's kind of cute.
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I don't want to be cute.
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I mean, I mean,
I am cute,
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but I don't want them
using my cuteness
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to sell "artesianal"
squash blossom flatbread.
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Why don't they just say
"nasty pizza"?
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Ooh, and-and
look at this one.
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"Calvin's Favorite:
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"bison truffle sliders
with manchego
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and watercress."
(scoffs)
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Who told them that
was my favorite?
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I don't know what
half those things are,
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and I hate
the other half.
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Mm.
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Well, how did this
happen? I mean,
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the developers didn't say
anything about this,
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did they?
No.
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When they said they
wanted to keep the name,
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I just assumed it was
gonna stay a repair shop.
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Tell you what,
my old customers,
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they're gonna
be pissed.
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Ooh!
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They have nachos
in a hubcap.
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How stupid is that?
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I'm telling you, there's nothing
in this contract that says
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the new owners have the right to
make me look like a damn fool.
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Well, your lawyer reviewed it.
What-what did he say?
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I don't know, Dave.
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If I understood a lawyer,
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I wouldn't need a lawyer.
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(door opens)
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Who wants to take
a fun online test?
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Ooh!
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Not me.
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Wha...
(scoffs)
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Come on! It's really cool.
It's this career aptitude test.
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I got our school
to sign up for it.
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It asks the kids
a bunch of questions
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about their personality type
and their interests
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and tells them what kind
of career they might have.
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Okay.
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Well, I thought
grades did that.
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See, that's the
kind of thinking
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that keeps kids
from dreaming big.
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Yeah. You know, Grover thinks
he's gonna be an NBA star,
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but this will give him more...
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Skills?
Coordination? Height?
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More great options.
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Oh.
Okay, can we stop talking
about the test?
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I'm fighting for my life here!
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Yeah.
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Calvin's right.
Let's focus.
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But, FYI, Grover's got skills.
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You should see him take
a charge.
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He can stand still
like nobody's business.
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Look, my lawyer said that
they were buying the property
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and the rights
to my name. That's it.
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I would've never allowed them to
mock me as a cartoon character.
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Well, I'm taking
my image back.
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I'm suing their asses.
Ooh,
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wait, I don't think
you can, baby.
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It says here that
any contract disputes
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are required to
go to mediation.
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Ooh. You are
in luck,
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since you happen
to know a trained
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and licensed
conflict mediator.
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I don't care
about trained and licensed.
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What will it cost?
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Oh, Calvin,
are you kidding me?
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I'd pay you
to let me do it.
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How much would you pay me?
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(playing upbeat melody)
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(door closes)
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Hey, check it out!
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I got a keytar.
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Yeah. Uh,
Marty, mm,
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are you having a post-breakup
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"what am I doing with my life?"
freak-out?
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No, no! This isn't
a freak-out keytar.
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Although my skills
may freak you out.
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(riffing)
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(holds high note)
(chuckles)
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Yeah, that's a no.
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Come on, man. I always
wanted to learn to play,
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and now's the
perfect time.
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How 'bout when
I'm not here?
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Well, get used to it.
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The new Marty's
taking initiative,
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starting
with my job.
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You know the Venus explorer
we're working on?
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No.
(chuckles)
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Well, you know how Venus
has a toxic atmosphere?
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No.
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Okay.
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You know
how you can use a balloon
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to collect samples
above Venus's surface?
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Okay, Marty, uh, what was it
about my last two answers
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that made you think
I would know that?
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Anyway, I've been waiting
for the perfect time
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to pitch this idea at JPL.
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And then going through
this breakup with Necie
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has given me
a lot of time to think.
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And I realized
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now's the time
to take chances.
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And guess what else.
What?
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I learned the beginning of
the Quantum Leap theme song.
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No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did.
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Hold on. Check it out.
No.
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(muttering)
Marty,
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you don't need to...
W-Wait.
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I-I don't...
No, look.
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(playing wrong notes)
No, hold on.
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Wait. Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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(playing wrong notes)
No.
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Damn it. I lost it.
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I just got the results of
Grover's career aptitude test.
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Oh.
They are not good.
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Uh-oh. Hold on.
Let me see. (grunts)
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"Independent. Self-starter.
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Focused and methodical."
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(sighs)
This doesn't sound so bad.
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Look at the career they say
he's best suited for.
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Lighthouse keeper.
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Okay.
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You know, on the plus side,
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we can stop investing
in his college fund.
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(scoffs)
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What's that?
Oh.
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Your career aptitude test
came back.
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Ooh! Come on, NBA.
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I'm not against playing
overseas, but, you know,
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it wouldn't be my first choice.
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Some great players got
their start in Greece,
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so let's keep an open mind.
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Dave!
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The-the test said
some really good things.
Yeah.
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It says that you're
an independent self-starter.
Mm-hmm.
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That sounds like me.
Pretty good test.
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Huh.
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Looks like the fog's rolling in.
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He's right!
Oh!
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Okay, so the inner balloon
would be rigid
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and filled
with pressurized helium
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that we could release as needed
into the outer balloon,
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controlling the buoyancy
without thrusters.
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So, as the balloon
rises,
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so does our understanding
of Venus's atmosphere.
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Wow.
Ooh.
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Wow!
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That is some great
outside-the-box thinking.
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I'm very impressed.
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And so many balloon puns.
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Yes, thank you.
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I wanted to make sure
my presentation really...
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popped.
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(chuckling)
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Oh! Another!
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Good, good stuff.
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I love seeing that passion.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, they moved up
the deadline
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for our progress report,
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so we just got to...
(stammering)
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Can-can we back up a sec?
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It seems like
you're just moving on.
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From what?
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From my brilliantly
researched idea.
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Right! No,
it was great work.
Mm-hmm.
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Um, so innovative.
Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, uh, we need to
get all the data in to me
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as soon as possible.
Okay.
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All right. Uh, okay,
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I-I see what
you're doing here.
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You're blowing me off.
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After I went through
the trouble of composing
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an original keytar score
for my presentation.
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Marty, I love your
idea, and I...
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I loved that score.
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It was haunting.
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Okay? You are...
You're-you're a rock star.
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But you're not gonna do
anything with it.
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N-Not at this juncture, no.
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O-Okay.
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Look around you, Pat.
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This room is filled
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with some of the greatest
minds in the world,
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and we're not gonna keep
bringing you innovative ideas
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if we think it's pointless.
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Fortune favors the bold.
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And we are bold.
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And we cannot-- nay,
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nay--
262
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,460
we will not
263
00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,580
be taking this anymore.
264
00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:48,080
Who's with me?!
265
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,910
So are you saying
we'd, like, quit?
266
00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:55,510
No, no, no, no.
Not-not-not quit, per se,
267
00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:56,680
but we won't be working.
268
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PAT: Uh...
(clears throat)
269
00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,680
You-you can't stop working.
270
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,680
(quietly):
I know. Okay.
271
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,950
Okay, we will be working, but...
272
00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:07,800
we just--
we just won't be taking this.
273
00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:11,510
I'm kind of losing the
sense of what "this" is.
274
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,080
* *
275
00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,840
Hi. I'm Ingrid Katay. I'll be
representing Thaxton Capital,
276
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the owners of the Pit Stop.
277
00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,810
It's so nice to meet
you. I'm Dave John...
278
00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:29,840
Uh, Dave,
279
00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:30,840
what are you doing?
280
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,530
That's the enemy.
281
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,180
Calvin, this is
a mediation.
282
00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,750
The whole point is
there are no enemies.
283
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:41,020
And you must be Mr. Butler.
284
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,490
How are you today, sir?
(Calvin chuckles)
285
00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:45,070
Wouldn't you like to know?
286
00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:48,660
Good afternoon!
287
00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,530
I'm Judge Fred Lampin,
retired,
288
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,530
and I'll be presiding
over this mediation.
289
00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:54,270
It's nice to meet you, Your
Honor. I'm Dave Johnson.
290
00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:55,430
This is
Calvin Butler.
291
00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,140
Good afternoon,
Your Honor.
292
00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:00,460
And I must say, you look
very judgmental today.
293
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,610
You know,
I watch all the judge shows,
294
00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:06,080
and, I got to say,
295
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,250
I can't believe
you don't have one.
296
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:12,170
Those shows make a mockery
of the judicial system.
297
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:17,270
That's why I tell my wife
to turn them shows off.
298
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:22,660
Hey, Emelia.
299
00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:23,860
Thanks for getting
the gang together.
300
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,130
It was a rough day.
301
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:25,960
No.
302
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,670
Come sit
next to me.
303
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,170
Oh. Ah...
304
00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,400
You don't want to sit
next to Derek. I get it.
305
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,970
I get it.
306
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,210
I don't know
about you,
307
00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:35,940
but I really
needed a drink.
Mmm.
308
00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,780
I applied the
Tsiolkovsky equation
309
00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,080
so many times today,
310
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,480
my cortex
was about to melt.
311
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,680
(laughs)
Yeah, I've been there.
312
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,680
Listen,
313
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,320
I was really taken
314
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,690
with what you
said earlier.
315
00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:49,620
Thank you. Thank you.
316
00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,720
You know, I put so much thought
into that presentation.
317
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,730
The thing that I find most
interesting about Venus is...
318
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,590
I don't care about Venus.
319
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:58,110
That's just
an insane thing to say.
320
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,170
The way you spoke to Pat,
321
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:05,470
it was so... bold.
322
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:06,770
Hmm.
323
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:08,510
I've never seen
anyone at work
324
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,510
be so passionate.
325
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,980
They're all just really
uncomfortable and awkward.
326
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,760
(both laugh)
327
00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,280
I can't even
remember the last time
328
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,400
I made eye contact
with someone at work.
329
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,170
Ain't nobody else coming.
330
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,000
You inspired me, Marty.
331
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,200
To be bold, to take chances.
332
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,800
And now we're here.
333
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,070
Yeah.
334
00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:39,400
Do you want to
take a chance, too?
335
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,690
Well, I...
336
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,240
Oh, all right.
Whoa, whoa.
337
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,340
That's not
a good idea.
338
00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,010
That's not what
your lips said.
339
00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,250
My lips weren't
saying anything because
340
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,630
your teeth were on them.
341
00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:54,850
Your Honor, you've
read the contract.
342
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,520
It is right there
in black and white.
343
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,930
Clearly, the large sum
of money we paid Mr. Butler
344
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,130
has given him
plenty of free time,
345
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,060
which he's now
using to waste ours.
346
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:05,430
You see?
347
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:08,120
I told you not to be
friendly with her.
348
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,040
It's frivolous.
349
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,790
You're frivolous.
DAVE: Okay.
350
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,240
I-I think we need
351
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,110
to lower the
temperature here.
352
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,340
Your Honor, with
all due respect,
353
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,010
the sum my client
was paid
354
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,750
is not
the issue here.
355
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:23,950
He feels like
they are
356
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,050
using his image
in bad faith.
357
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,720
INGRID:
Okay, if I may
358
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,540
draw Your Honor's attention
to page 18 of the agreement.
359
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,300
Mr. Butler
relinquished
360
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,030
all rights to
the name and likeness
361
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,890
associated
with Calvin's Pitstop.
362
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,370
Is this your
signature, Mr. Butler?
363
00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:48,710
Yes, it is,
Your Honor,
364
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,040
but you have
to understand,
365
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,600
it was next to a very
large check at the time.
366
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,550
So your legal argument
is you got distracted?
367
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,870
More like seduced,
Your Honor.
368
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,060
Calvin, please, I'm
the professional here.
369
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,130
Let me do my job.
370
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,330
But you're
not doing anything.
371
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,630
Well, you're not
letting me talk.
372
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,860
Your Honor,
what are we doing here?
373
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,150
Judge, can I see you
in chambers?
374
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,170
I don't have chambers.
We're in an office building.
375
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,260
There's a dentist
across the hall.
376
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,440
Okay, Your Honor,
377
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,830
then I'll say this in
front of this rude lady.
378
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,450
This caricature
of me is defamatory.
379
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,900
It looks nothing like me.
380
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,260
I agree.
Thank you.
381
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,860
And if it looks
nothing like him,
382
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,200
by definition,
it can't be defamatory.
383
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,530
CALVIN:
Wait... Wait...
384
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,170
Wait a minute.
That's not what I meant.
385
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,670
I'm inclined to agree.
386
00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:50,740
And combined with
the wording in the contract,
387
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,240
it's an easy decision
to allow the current owners
388
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,140
of Calvin's Pitstop to
continue use of the name
389
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,440
and image.
390
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,780
I think we're done here.
391
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,050
Wait... No,
392
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,080
I appeal!
393
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,300
I'm taking this to the top.
394
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,900
You mean the Planet Fitness
on the third floor?
395
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,310
I don't like her.
I know.
396
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,030
You know, sometimes
I wonder what
397
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,490
I'm even still
doing at JPL.
398
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,630
Nobody cared about my idea.
399
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,860
Except Emelia.
400
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,770
But then, that
gave her other ideas.
401
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,340
You know what
would drive her away?
402
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,750
Hmm?
Bust out your keytar.
403
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,470
Man, Prince played keytar.
404
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,240
Did he turn women off?
You are not Prince.
405
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,610
Please, please, please!
Finish the test.
406
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:35,580
Gemma, is it really necessary
407
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,350
that everyone take this test?
408
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,820
Uh, yes, because you took it,
409
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,320
and it said that
you should have a career
410
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,050
in music and teaching.
411
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,390
It nailed you.
412
00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:44,690
So I'm going to keep
making people take it
413
00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,470
until I can prove
that it's stupid.
414
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,690
And I'm done.
415
00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,330
Okay, come on, be wrong,
be wrong, be wrong, be wrong.
416
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,830
Aerospace engineer.
417
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,250
Damn it!
418
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:55,700
I mean, technically,
my degree is in...
419
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,240
Oh, spare me,
Marty. Malcolm?
420
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,040
Huh? Uh, well,
I got, uh... (chuckles)
421
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,940
...mushroom farmer.
422
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,040
You did?
Yeah.
423
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,240
No, you didn't.
424
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,060
No, uh...
425
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,280
Yeah, you're right.
I got sports management.
426
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,550
Oh, crap.
427
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,320
Gemma, you can't
take this so seriously.
428
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,450
Worst case scenario,
429
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,960
Grover's a
lighthouse keeper.
430
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,160
That's a
terrible scenario.
431
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,530
He'd be alone
in a tower
432
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,880
flipping
a light switch.
433
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,470
Well, what happened
to all that stuff about
434
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,300
letting kids be
whatever they want to be?
435
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,420
Oh, please, that's for
other people's kids.
436
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,540
I-I don't want
to be here.
437
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,010
Calvin, come on.
438
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,210
You wouldn't
let me mediate,
439
00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:42,480
so at least let me help you
440
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,480
work through your feelings.
441
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,820
Now,
442
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:48,120
this is called
exposure therapy, so...
443
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,510
let's expose ourselves.
444
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,790
Say what?
445
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,290
Calvin, what
is it about this place
446
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,430
that's so upsetting?
447
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,130
Everything.
448
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,450
All right, can you be
a little more specific?
449
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,070
I used to walk into this room,
450
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:06,300
and I was the most
important person here.
451
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,410
Everybody needed me.
Now look at me.
452
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,590
(laughs mockingly)
453
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,680
Welcome to Calvin's.
454
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,330
Can I offer you an IPA?
455
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:21,540
Calvin, they are
not mocking you.
456
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,510
They're celebrating you.
457
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:28,060
This place is called
Calvin's because
458
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,560
it is a name
that the community
459
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,210
trusts and loves.
460
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,630
And now you'll
be remembered.
461
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,200
I mean, maybe
not in the way
462
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,740
that you
would have chosen,
463
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:38,800
but isn't it amazing
464
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,440
just to be
remembered at all?
465
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,520
I'm not dead, Dave.
466
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,410
That's it. I'm leaving.
467
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,110
Okay, no, wait, just...
468
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,630
As a therapist, I've never said
this to a client before, but...
469
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,140
I think you should have a beer.
470
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,860
Hey, buddy.
What are you watching?
471
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:02,860
SpongeBob.
472
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,610
Of course.
473
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,030
Can we talk
for a sec?
474
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,420
Yeah, sure.
475
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,140
I don't want you
to ever feel like
476
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,840
I'm going to be disappointed
477
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,470
if you follow
your own path in life.
478
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,480
No matter what you become,
when you grow up,
479
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,880
the only thing that matters
is that you're happy.
480
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,880
Is this about that career test?
481
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,620
Yeah.
482
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,250
And even if you
end up doing something
483
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,560
from the olden days
that you didn't even know
484
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,790
was, like, still a thing,
485
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,990
uh...
486
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:37,110
Your dad and I will support you.
487
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,030
Mom, I have to
confess something.
488
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,000
I just filled in random
answers on that test.
489
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,040
You did? Why?
490
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,340
Well, you made us
take a test
491
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,490
at lunch. It was cutting
into my kickball time.
492
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,360
Oh, thank God you're
not a lighthouse keeper.
493
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,050
No, Mom, I told you,
494
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,300
I'm going to the NBA.
495
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,670
Ooh, nothing but net.
496
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:10,550
Oh, I love that sweet,
delusional child.
497
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,600
See, this place
isn't so bad, right?
498
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,900
Yeah, it's okay.
499
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,870
And I guess a beer
is a beer,
500
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,760
no matter how
stupid the name is.
501
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,810
Here you go, Calvin.
502
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:26,490
Two Sticky
Piston pilsners.
503
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,400
On the house.
504
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,320
Why?
505
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,490
Come on, man. You're a legend.
506
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:37,210
You used to fix
my dad's car. '78 Jag?
507
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,090
Oh, yeah.
508
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,490
Cheetah seat covers,
with a million miles on it.
509
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:43,430
You got it.
510
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,550
I made a grip off his dad.
511
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,030
Still runs great. You hungry?
512
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,770
How about a Calvin's Favorite?
513
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,140
Okay, you know what?
514
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,710
Here's the thing
about the Calvin's Favorite.
515
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,520
It's not Calvin's favorite.
516
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,140
If you're going to make
a dish with my name on it,
517
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,650
it should be something
I'd actually eat.
518
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,380
Like a gas station hot dog.
519
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,550
Ah.
520
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,880
Let me talk to the chef.
521
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,120
Maybe he could put a spin on it.
522
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,510
Okay, that's what
I'm talking about.
523
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,190
You know,
Dave's Faves
524
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,030
would be
scallops, but...
525
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,180
Nobody's talking
about Dave's Fave.
526
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,230
Uh, Calvin?
527
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,600
Yeah?
528
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,930
We just want to say
we love your place.
529
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,770
Well, you know,
530
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,510
it's not my place, per se, but,
531
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,010
uh...
532
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,580
You know, it wouldn't
be here if it weren't for me,
533
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,560
so, I guess you can
argue it's mine.
534
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:37,920
Hey, everybody,
535
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,850
a toast to the original Calvin.
536
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,550
(crowd cheers)
537
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,340
I think my work
here is done.
538
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,690
Uh, can I get a selfie?
539
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,230
Sure.
540
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:49,290
You know... (sighs)
541
00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,200
...I don't
normally do this,
542
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,270
but, uh, hey, everybody,
543
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,720
get out your phones.
544
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:09,910
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545
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,520
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546
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,100
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