1 00:00:06,170 --> 00:00:07,650 Oh, hey, Calvin. 2 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:10,990 Ah, you sure are working on your truck a lot these days. 3 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:14,560 Well, a classic truck like this needs a lot of TLC. 4 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,460 It's keeping you pretty busy, huh? 5 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,500 What's your point, Dave? 6 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,800 No point. Just... Just an observation. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,900 Good. So you're not going to say anything else? 8 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,420 Nope. 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,780 Just can't help but wonder... 10 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:31,940 if it's because you sold the Pit Stop. 11 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:35,080 Sure, you made a nice chunk of change, but now your future 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,620 is just one big question mark, looking off into the abyss. 13 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:42,620 Well, I was looking into my engine before you bothered me. 14 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,390 My rocker arms are knocking. 15 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:46,290 I just need to adjust my harmonic balancer. 16 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:47,930 You know, Calvin... 17 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:50,800 those are made-up things, aren't they? 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,730 No, they're not, Dave. 19 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:55,970 Look, I just sold the Pit Stop a minute ago. 20 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:59,440 I'm-a find my next thing. But who are you to judge? 21 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,110 You built a birdhouse with a door on it. 22 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,040 Birds can't open doors. 23 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:08,010 It is not a birdhouse. It is a little library. 24 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:10,120 It's a great way for neighbors to share books 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,450 and build a better sense of community. 26 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:15,020 And it is a great father/son project. 27 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:16,220 Can I put stickers on it? 28 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,590 No. Can I use the hammer? 29 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,260 No, no. Can I paint it orange? 30 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:20,390 Oh, no. Can I touch it? 31 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:21,910 Grover, no. 32 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:24,980 Cherish these moments, Grover. 33 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,400 Will you look at that. 34 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,870 It's a copy of my book. 35 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:33,070 You wrote a book? Well, good for you. 36 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:36,740 Uh, why is this the first time I'm hearing about it? 37 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:39,080 Well, you know, I don't like to go around bragging 38 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,280 about being a published author. 39 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,850 Came out years ago. 40 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:44,620 The Unboxed You: 41 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:46,950 How to Get Out of the Box You're In 42 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,100 and Into the Box You Need. 43 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,520 By the time I'm done reading the title, 44 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,510 I'm done reading for the day. 45 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:55,630 That's too bad, because I think 46 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:56,860 that book could really help you. 47 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,730 (chuckles) Did you sell a lot of copies? 48 00:01:58,930 --> 00:01:59,700 Well... 49 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:00,930 You know, with a book like this, 50 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:02,970 it's not really about sales numbers. 51 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:06,270 It's more about metrics, like reach and influence. 52 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:07,660 So that's a no? 53 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,540 You know what? I'm going to put a copy in the library. 54 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,750 (laughs) Okay. Dave, is that why you built that? 55 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:15,810 So that you could put your book in there? 56 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:16,920 Please. 57 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,900 So that's a yes. 58 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,120 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 59 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,710 * Welcome to the hood. * 60 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,900 Marty? What are you doing here? 61 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,330 Isn't today a workday? 62 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,600 Yes, Father, but I've decided 63 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,700 to redefine what a workday is for myself. 64 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,070 Oh. 65 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:42,610 He's mad at JPL for blowing off his great idea, 66 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,460 whatever that thing was. 67 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,680 It was a prototype for a balloon to send 68 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,050 into the atmosphere of Venus to collect samples... 69 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,170 And I love it. 70 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,390 Yeah, well, they didn't. 71 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,460 So as an act of personal empowerment, 72 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:57,960 I am quiet quitting. 73 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,860 You quitting that good job? 74 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,830 No, I'm quiet quitting. 75 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:04,510 I don't care how loud you do it... 76 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:07,450 I'm-a still need you to pay rent. 77 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:10,200 Quiet quitting is a thing now, Dad. 78 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,640 Yeah, it's all the rage. It's like, um, 79 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,990 streaking for millennials. 80 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:18,090 It is nothing like streaking. 81 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:22,110 No, it-it's a social economic movement where 82 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,520 if you don't feel appreciated at work, 83 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,320 you don't give them your heart and soul. 84 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,750 You do the bare minimum. That way, you leave the rest 85 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:30,190 of the day open to do things you find truly rewarding. 86 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,340 So, what are you doing? 87 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,080 It's mostly playlists. 88 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,300 But, but... 89 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,630 I'm opening my mind to finding that thing 90 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:42,940 that truly fulfills me, because my job isn't doing it right now. 91 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,340 So you ghosting your career? 92 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:48,260 How do you know ghosting, but you don't know quiet quitting? 93 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,180 TINA: There he is. 94 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:52,950 There's my big scholar. 95 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,650 I'm just taking a couple of classes, Ma. 96 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:56,720 Mwah. Mwah. 97 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,750 Aren't you embarrassed, Marty? 98 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:01,020 Here you are "quiet quitting" your career. 99 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,720 And your brother's going back to school, 100 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,370 finishing his degree. 101 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:07,760 Wait a minute. Uh, I'm the role model now? 102 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,130 Yeah. (laughing) 103 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:11,550 That's in your face! 104 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:20,440 Shoot. 105 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,110 Nobody's borrowed my book yet. 106 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,180 The library's only been up for a day. 107 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:26,410 I bet the neighbors haven't even noticed it yet. 108 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:29,250 Gemma, did you leave this vampire book in there? 109 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:31,570 This is hot, smutty garbage. 110 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,700 I'm loving it! 111 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:38,040 So people have taken your books. 112 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,760 That's nice. 113 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,530 What's wrong with Dave? 114 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:46,000 He wrote a book a few years ago and it didn't sell, 115 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,440 and now no one's even taking it out of his free library. 116 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,600 Aw, let me see it. 117 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,010 The Unboxed You: 118 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,040 How to Get Out of the Box You're In 119 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,410 and Into the Box You Need. 120 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,740 Ooh, wow. It's really... I know, I know. 121 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:02,350 Ooh. I just wish somebody would check it out. 122 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:04,250 (sighs) 123 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,850 Good luck because, honestly, it looks kind of boring. 124 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:10,320 Well, the cover's not great, but the book's really good. 125 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,020 Somebody might enjoy it. I doubt it. 126 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:14,140 Tina, please, just take the book! 127 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:18,960 I'm telling y'all, it's the next big thing. 128 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,830 An oxygen lounge? 129 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,200 Yes! 130 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,940 All I got to do is knock out that back wall, 131 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:27,270 build out a quiet lounge area, 132 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:30,660 and fill it with cool, clean oxygen. 133 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,380 So what am I breathing right now? 134 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,210 Air. 135 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,720 Doesn't air have oxygen? 136 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,640 I don't know, Calvin. I'm not a scientist. 137 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,090 All I know is people will pay me 138 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:45,810 to let them sit in the room and breathe. 139 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,690 Well, Que, what's stopping you? 140 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:54,150 I'm just looking for a little seed money. 141 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:56,800 Why are you looking at me? 142 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,140 Well, I know you're looking for the next thing. 143 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:00,740 And when you sold the Pit Stop, 144 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:02,490 you got Diddy money. 145 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:06,210 Well, Diddy didn't get rich by selling air. 146 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:07,610 Now, "diddy"? 147 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:09,950 When I become the king of oxygen, 148 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,580 you'll be begging to get in. 149 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:14,220 Oh, Que, will you stop pressuring Calvin? 150 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,620 Look, is he looking for a reason 151 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,020 to get out of bed in the morning? 152 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:19,430 Absolutely. 153 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,460 Is there a great book out there 154 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:24,880 that might help him find his way? You know it. 155 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,800 Is he looking at me in a way that suggests 156 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,100 that I should stop talking? 157 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,720 Definitely. 158 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,390 Look, Calvin, Que's idea is clearly stupid. 159 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,680 But if you're looking to invest in a trailblazing idea, 160 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,880 I've got it. It's a new kind of dating app. 161 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,980 Oh, Lord. 162 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,750 Hold on. Trent, let's hear it. 163 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:49,820 Okay, so you know how all these dating apps 164 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:50,990 are just a free-for-all, 165 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:52,530 people swiping left and right? 166 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:54,060 Well, what if there was an app 167 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:56,290 with a concierge where they cut through the clutter 168 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,300 and find the right girls for you? 169 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,930 And you would be that concierge? 170 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,920 You already know. 171 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:05,900 So people would pay you to find the girls? 172 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:09,290 And I will pay the girls a percentage of what I make. 173 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,210 I might be mistaken, but, um... 174 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:16,010 (clears throat) 175 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:17,580 wouldn't that make you a pimp? 176 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,640 Would you say that to eHarmony? 177 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,790 It's an app, Dave. I'm calling it... 178 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:25,060 Trey's List. 179 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:26,840 Of prostitutes. 180 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,880 Nah, that name's too long. 181 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,140 Hi, Professor Pinkler? 182 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:41,070 Uh, no, I am not the professor. 183 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:42,370 (clears throat) 184 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:43,840 I'm Malcolm. I'm a student. 185 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,910 (chuckles) 186 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:48,260 Oh, you are? 187 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:53,450 Yes, I am. I'm, uh, back to finish my degree. 188 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:54,920 Just took a little break. 189 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,640 Oh, to raise a family? 190 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:01,440 No, to play baseball. But thank you. 191 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,460 Oh, hello. 192 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,260 You must be Dean Ramilton. 193 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,980 They told me you'd be dropping by. 194 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,970 No, I am not the dean. 195 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,470 (chuckling): I'm a student. 196 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:14,110 Oh, uh, continuing education? 197 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,370 No, regular student. 198 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,860 Ah. G.I. Bill. Thank you for your service. 199 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,380 No, no, no, I'm not a soldier, okay? 200 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:25,050 I-I'm a baseball coach. At this school. 201 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:29,500 And we are 11-2, so... All y'all are welcome. 202 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:35,040 Wow, pencils. 203 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,110 You got an abacus in there, too? 204 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,240 All right, people, welcome. I'm Dr. Pinkler. 205 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,570 Please open your Blackboard app 206 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:45,970 and on the right-hand drop-down menu, 207 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:47,440 you can mark yourselves present, 208 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,460 then open the syllabus tab and select "review." 209 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,540 So what's Blackboard? 210 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,810 It's an app. 211 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:08,490 You need your login. 212 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:09,730 It's in your portal. 213 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,450 Right. (chuckles) 214 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,400 I have a portal? 215 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,140 Uh-oh, Mr. Malcolm's confused. 216 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,640 (laughter) 217 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,070 Mr. Malcolm? I am not a mister, okay? 218 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,410 And I am not confused. 219 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:25,110 I just... Uh, I don't have the thing 220 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,210 to put my number in and make the other thing open and drop down. 221 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,450 Can someone help this man? 222 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:32,120 He's a veteran, for God's sake. 223 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,890 I am not a vet... 224 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:35,220 Whatever, man. 225 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:37,410 Can you...? 226 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,030 Well, my car battery is almost completely out of juice, 227 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,300 and I can't install a charger at my house 228 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,600 because my landlord is too cheap 229 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,970 to upgrade the electrical panel. 230 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:53,470 (scoffs) Well, your landlord sounds smart... 231 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:55,590 and handsome. 232 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,740 Dad, come on. 233 00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,780 I thought you charged your car at work. 234 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:02,450 Well, yeah, I used to, but now I'm going in later, 235 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:04,520 so all the charging spaces are already taken. 236 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,890 You see, I told you to buy a real car, but no. 237 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:10,740 You all worried about the environment. 238 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:13,630 Yes, I am. 239 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,360 There's no way I'm ever going back to a gas car. 240 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,300 Electric cars are the future. 241 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,500 Well, here in the present, 242 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,890 looks like your ass ain't going nowhere. 243 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,610 Oh, hey, Malcolm, how was your first day of class? 244 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,740 I don't want to talk about it, Mama. 245 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,680 Ooh! Yeah, I know that one. 246 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,010 That's what I used to say when 247 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,410 I got picked on in elementary school. 248 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:37,380 And middle school. And high school. 249 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,620 And the first semester of college. 250 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:41,870 But then I found my friend group. 251 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:46,020 Yeah, well, they clowned me for being old. 252 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:48,730 They gonna ask me if I stop my car with my feet. 253 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,200 (laughter) 254 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,460 Like Fred and them. 255 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,000 (laughter) 256 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,620 It is not funny. 257 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,770 Wilma! (laughter) 258 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:00,970 Stop that. 259 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,080 Leave my baby alone. 260 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,810 Yeah, well, then they all went out for burgers without me. 261 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,980 Oh, man, they were probably just worried about your cholesterol. 262 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:10,600 (laughter) 263 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,140 Gemma! 264 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,530 Someone checked out my book. 265 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:27,670 What? Really? 266 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,370 Oh, that's great news, honey. Yeah. 267 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,300 You know, Calvin, I'm telling you, 268 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,610 you should really check it out. 269 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,070 It is finally finding its audience. 270 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,170 You know what? 271 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:37,610 I should probably put more out. 272 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,080 I hope I have extra copies. 273 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,030 Mm-hmm. Oh, you have three boxes full of them. 274 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:47,040 Which is crazy, considering how good it is. 275 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,220 You know, Calvin, what you're going through, 276 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,560 it's very common. 277 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,330 After a big life change, like... like... 278 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:57,960 like the end of a career, 279 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,130 you know, it's very normal to feel lost. 280 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:03,590 Is it normal to feel really annoyed? 281 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,770 I'm just saying, it is all covered in chapter seven: 282 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:11,880 "Take the I Out of Failure and Put It Into Success." 283 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,080 Where? At the end? 284 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,150 "Successi"? 285 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,520 I'm serious, Calvin. Let me give you a copy. 286 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,750 It could really help you. 287 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,120 I-I don't need your help. 288 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,860 Well, maybe you just don't know it yet. 289 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,620 Now, see, this is what you always do. 290 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,030 You decide that I have a problem, 291 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:33,070 and then you decide that you have the answer. 292 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,470 It's condescending. 293 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,720 Is it really? 294 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,860 See, there you go. You're doing it right now. 295 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,560 Don't you slam your little door on me. 296 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,480 So, if we're talking about the Harlem Renaissance, 297 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,690 then you cannot leave out Langston Hughes 298 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:55,950 and Zora Neale Hurston. 299 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,670 Somebody read the material. 300 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,110 Somebody was probably there. 301 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,800 Right, Malcolm? 302 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,450 No, Kiefer, not right. 303 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,630 Hey, Malcolm. 304 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:10,670 Oh, are you on a Zoom? 305 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,270 No, it's okay. I... 306 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:13,710 Ah, I put it on mute. 307 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,840 Okay, well, Mommy brought you a study snack. 308 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,480 Ooh, yeah. (laughs) 309 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,300 You are the best, Mama. Ants on a log. 310 00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:24,580 Ooh. 311 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,220 Are those the kids that were mean to you? 312 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,390 Yep, that's them. 313 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,390 Especially Kiefer, in the upper left. 314 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:31,320 Right there. 315 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,890 You know what, Malcolm? 316 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,290 If they don't want to be friends with you, that's their loss. 317 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:39,560 You're smart and you're sweet and you have a lot to offer. 318 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,900 You think so, Mama? 319 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,430 I know so, baby. 320 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:43,640 Oh, love you. 321 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,170 Mmm, I love you more, Booby Butt! 322 00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:47,170 (laughter) 323 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,410 All right, well, enjoy! 324 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,810 Okay. Mwah, mwah, mwah. 325 00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,040 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! 326 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,710 Oh, oh. (chuckles) 327 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,660 (laughs) 328 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,400 Mm. 329 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:02,170 That's pretty good. KEIFER: Looks it. 330 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,440 I am not on mute, am I? 331 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,600 No. 332 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,200 Oh, damn, man. Oh. 333 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,870 Maybe I am old. 334 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,700 Still not on mute. 335 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,620 Oh, damn! 336 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:26,640 Grover, I'm not giving you $30,000 for candy. 337 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,120 Not candy. Crypto candy. 338 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,920 I heard you were looking to invest, 339 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,640 and trust me, you want to be in on the ground floor. 340 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,840 Here. I'm going to give you five dollars to get off my porch. 341 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,540 Go on, now. 342 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,260 (sighs) 343 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,230 I am so tired of everybody 344 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,830 hitting me up with their silly ideas. 345 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,170 If I wanted to waste my money, I'd start a record label. 346 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,190 (laughs): What? 347 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,510 What is Dave's book doing here? 348 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,050 Gemma asked me to take it out of his little library. 349 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,810 No one else would. 350 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,050 Are you surprised? 351 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,680 I mean, what kind of advice is this? 352 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,120 "A kernel of an idea is like a kernel of corn. 353 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,510 It's never going to pop if you don't get it off the cob." 354 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,460 You know what? 355 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,940 This is weird, even for Dave. 356 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,530 What are you doing? Going through the footage 357 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,970 from our doorbell camera. 358 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,400 Why? Because I put out three more copies 359 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,070 of my book and they've all been taken. 360 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,740 I want to see who my fans are. 361 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,710 Dave, no! No. 362 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,380 Respect their privacy. 363 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,050 They took your book because they need help. 364 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,970 You don't want this to turn into a-a HIPAA thing. 365 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,670 Is that you? No. 366 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:50,160 Then why did you slam my laptop? 367 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,580 HIPAA? 368 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,110 Marty? Why'd you take an Uber? 369 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,540 Because, Dad, my car's battery 370 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,040 isn't holding a good charge anymore. 371 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,710 I had just enough juice to make it to the mall, 372 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,650 where half the charging spaces were broken 373 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,310 and the other half were occupied... 374 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,380 by gas guzzlers! 375 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,720 Hey, I only park there 376 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,750 because it's closest to the door. 377 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,540 What? 378 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,860 Anyway, replacing the battery 379 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,460 is going to cost a fortune at the dealership. 380 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,290 So take it somewhere else. 381 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:23,560 There isn't any place else. 382 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,130 No one else services them. 383 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,200 Huh. So... 384 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,770 they get to charge you an arm and a leg 385 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:31,000 because they're the only game in town? 386 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,440 Exactly. 387 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,070 Huh. 388 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,510 What? 389 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:39,360 Marty, electric cars are my corn on the cob. 390 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,380 Daddy, do you need to lie down? 391 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:46,120 No, your charging situation 392 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,390 gives me a kernel. 393 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,890 Now, we need to shuck that kernel 394 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,360 and pop that thing. 395 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,730 Let me get you a cold cloth. 396 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,860 Mama! Okay. 397 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,300 Marty, listen. Look, I'm fine. 398 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,730 All right? Just think about it. 399 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:02,030 For the first time in human history, 400 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,940 there are old electric cars. 401 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,700 All right? And the only people that service them 402 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,210 are the overpriced dealerships. 403 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,810 So, somebody's going to fill that gap 404 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,640 and make a lot of money. 405 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,680 Oh, my God. Are you a genius? 406 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,370 Are you just realizing that now? 407 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,890 Hey, Malcolm. Okay, what you got? 408 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,190 How old am I today, huh? 409 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:32,050 What, did I save Private Ryan? 410 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,350 Did I have a beeper? 411 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,670 Malcolm, about that. We feel awful. 412 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:44,040 I thought we were just joking around. 413 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,380 Now we realize... 414 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,660 there's nothing funny about bullying. 415 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,280 Y'all didn't bully me, okay? 416 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,090 I am a grown-ass man. 417 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,720 It's okay, Malcolm. 418 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,390 We heard what your mom said. 419 00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,970 We made you feel different. Less than. 420 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:04,150 We would cancel ourselves if we could. 421 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,300 Oh, canceling is when-- 422 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,820 I know what canceling is. 423 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,140 Okay, people, take your seats. 424 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,510 The servers are down, 425 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:19,340 so you're going to take your quiz on Scantrons. 426 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:21,550 Oh, man. 427 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,670 Uh, Malcolm? Yeah? 428 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,840 Could we borrow pencils? 429 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:35,360 Well, I guess, uh, 430 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,980 they don't have pencils in your portals? 431 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,200 The reason no third-party garages fix electric cars 432 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,540 is the companies each have their own operating system. 433 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,940 And that's a problem? Well, not for me. 434 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,680 If you give me their motherboard, 435 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,880 I can reverse-engineer the software and mod the UI. 436 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,250 And that's good? That's great. 437 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:56,880 Well, all right. 438 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,880 Come on, Marty, let's put our heads together, you know? 439 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,520 I mean, you're tech savvy, and I'm savvy about business... Yeah. 440 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,520 ...and people and mechanics... Mm-hmm. 441 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,660 ...and marketing and looking good and dressing well. 442 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,700 Charisma, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 443 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,330 I-I get it, Daddy, I get it. 444 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,800 But, you know, why has this never occurred to us before? 445 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,190 Because we've been stuck in our own boxes. 446 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,810 Think of it like the jungle gym. 447 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:23,810 The great idea is up there at the top, 448 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,940 and there are lots of ways to get there. 449 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:30,620 But sometimes the best route is to go sideways 450 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,000 and find a different path. 451 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,640 (clapping) 452 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,930 Oh, damn. 453 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,230 You read my book. 454 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,710 Chapter six: "The Jungle Gym of Inspiration." 455 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,540 Wait, is that where the corn kernel came from? 456 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,540 Ha! You read chapter 12, too? 457 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,410 I knew it! Okay, all right. 458 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,040 You know, I may have skimmed it. 459 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,190 It was a'ight. 460 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,500 It was a'ight. 461 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,940 That's the nicest thing you ever said to me. 462 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:18,100 $30,000 for candy that doesn't exist? 463 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,670 Well, it exists. You just can't eat it. 464 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:22,870 Why not? 465 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:24,440 Because it's in the metaverse. 466 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,240 So if I want my candy, I got to drive to the metaverse? 467 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,610 No, you can't drive there. 468 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,140 It's on the Internet. 469 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,210 But you can sell your candy to somebody else 470 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,750 for much more than it's worth. 471 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,850 But what's it worth? 472 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,030 Today, nothing. 473 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,400 B-But tomorrow, who knows? 474 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,020 Boy, if you weren't Gemma's son... 475 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,090 Here. 476 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,480 Take this five dollars and get off my porch. 477 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,480 Go on, now. 478 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,390 (sighs) Works every time. 479 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,980 Captioning sponsored by CBS 480 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,580 and TOYOTA. 481 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:12,170 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org