1 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:07,650 Malcolm, is this toaster working? 2 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:09,660 Yeah, but it's a hand-me-down, 3 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:11,490 so it's going to take a minute to warm up. 4 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:13,030 Warm up? Yeah. 5 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,560 It's got one job. (laughs) 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,800 I got to get going. No, no, no, no, come on. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,530 Let's, uh, stay and hang out for a little bit. 8 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,240 I don't want this to end so soon. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,940 Neither do I, but I have a million things to do. 10 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:27,840 Okay, well, how about you wait until your toast... 11 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,880 is ready? 12 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,580 (both laugh) 13 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:34,250 Oh. Yeah, I see what you're doing. Yeah. 14 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,850 But I got to go. Oh. Okay, okay. 15 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:39,740 Well, let me go put a shirt on, then I'll walk you out. 16 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:43,290 Marty. 17 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:44,790 Marty, you ready to go? 18 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,190 Oh. I'm sorry. 19 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:48,190 Hello. Hi. 20 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:50,300 Are you visiting Malcolm or Marty? 21 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,400 Who's Marty? Well, that answers that. 22 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,800 How you doing? I'm Calvin. I'm Malcolm's dad. 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,670 Oh. Calvin, you forgot your... coffee. 24 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:00,170 Oh, hi. (laughs) Malcolm or Marty? 25 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,510 Malcolm. Oh. 26 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:04,510 Janelle. Tina, Malcolm's mom. 27 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:06,750 Oh, very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 28 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,150 Hey-hey! Oh, no. 29 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:09,480 Oh, yes. 30 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,220 Uh, hey, Mama, Daddy, this is, uh... 31 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,450 BOTH: Janelle. Yeah. 32 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:17,290 What is all of this commotion? Oh! Oh. 33 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:21,030 Oh. (laughs) 34 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,930 So, let me guess. Marty? 35 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:24,200 Oh! So I came up? 36 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,730 And then, who is this lovely young lady? 37 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:28,930 CALVIN/MALCOLM: Janelle. 38 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,470 Marty, why don't you put some shoes on? 39 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:31,800 I got a warehouse I want to show you. 40 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,540 Yeah. We're starting a new business-- 41 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:34,640 Butler and Son. 42 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,080 Oh. Come on, Tina. 43 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,600 We should go, baby. Oh, I don't have anywhere to be. 44 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,580 So, when did you two meet? 45 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:44,450 It was fairly recent. Yesterday. 46 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:47,470 Oh. How nice. 47 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,370 Eyebrows down, Tina. 48 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:55,290 You know what? I should probably run 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,660 before I start meeting your cousins. 50 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:58,460 (laughs) Um, how about 51 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,300 we just go grab some breakfast? 52 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,270 I just got to put my shoes on. Uh... 53 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,700 Emergency! Hair emergency! What? 54 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,770 Whoa, whoa, Grover doesn't have lice again, does he? 55 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:09,280 No. Tonight's the banquet at the school, 56 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,110 and my stylist just went into labor. 57 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,810 Oh, no, not today. I know. 58 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,810 I asked her how far apart her contractions were-- 59 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:19,700 maybe she could just squeeze me in-- but she got very salty. 60 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:23,160 Oh, hi. I'm Gemma. 61 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,520 Janelle. Oh. 62 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,330 Malcolm. Mm-hmm. 63 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:29,530 Yes, this is his new friend. 64 00:02:29,730 --> 00:02:31,660 His very new friend, 65 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,470 if you know what I'm saying. Ha. 66 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:36,600 Ooh, eyebrows, babe. 67 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,700 I'm sorry to bust in here freaking out. 68 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,940 It's just I'm getting an award tonight. 69 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:43,510 Well, congratulations. I'm just trying to get to my bag. Oh. 70 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:44,840 Ooh, hey, Gemma, I've been looking 71 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,450 all over for you. Grover's late 72 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:47,880 for basketball, and he can't find one of his shoes. 73 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,420 Well, I don't know where it is, Dave. 74 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:50,900 You're holding it. 75 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,220 Sorry. I was panicking. 76 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:55,950 Oh, hey, I'm Dave. 77 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:58,820 Hey, is that your convertible outside? It is so cool. 78 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,460 I was checking it out all last night, and... 79 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:04,260 and it's still here this morning. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 80 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,000 Nice. Yeah. 81 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,700 Dave! Okay, uh, yes. 82 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,340 Uh, excuse me. Yup. Thank... 83 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:11,570 Oh. Oh. Yup. Thank you. 84 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:13,940 Uh, it was really nice to meet you all. Yeah, yeah. 85 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:15,470 GEMMA: Nice to meet you. You're very pretty. 86 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:18,580 (overlapping chatter) 87 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:21,310 Of course she drives a convertible. 88 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,850 What does that even mean, Ma? 89 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:27,470 I don't know. It just... it seems loose. 90 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,720 Okay, Janelle? Uh, 91 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,290 where'd she go? Uh, she drove off. 92 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:35,010 She probably had her top down. 93 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:39,180 What?! I'm talking about the car. 94 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,800 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 95 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,550 * Welcome to the hood. * 96 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,110 Oh, thank you. 97 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:52,980 Gemma, you owe me big-time. 98 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,750 That was my stylist, Zenay, 99 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,850 and she's going to be able to fit you in today. 100 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:58,820 Oh, you are a lifesaver! (laughs) 101 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,050 Well, be prepared to wait. 102 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:03,320 The first time Tina went to Zenay, 103 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,390 she was gone so long, I thought she had left me. 104 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:07,630 Baby... 105 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:08,860 Hey, hey. 106 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,560 Well, look who's finally ready. 107 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,200 I'm sorry. I was hungry, and our toaster takes forever. 108 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,490 I told you to plug it in the night before. 109 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,610 Ooh. Hey, guys. 110 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:22,680 Hey, thanks again for inviting me to come along. 111 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,840 You know, watching all those home renovation shows 112 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,280 is finally about to pay off. 113 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,710 Look at this. I got my tape measure, 114 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,080 my stud finder. 115 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,080 (beeping) Ooh, look at that. 116 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,800 Found one. 117 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:36,820 He's been doing that all morning. 118 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,760 Hmm. MALCOLM: Well... 119 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,790 (clears throat) I am glad that you are all here, 120 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,600 because I have a question, 121 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,750 and, uh, I'm going to need you to reserve your judgment. 122 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,740 Now, 123 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:52,470 the beautiful woman you all met at my house today... 124 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:54,710 Janelle. Yes. 125 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:57,160 Eyebrows, babe. 126 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:01,580 So-- and this is kind of funny, 127 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,580 'cause it could happen to anybody but, uh-- 128 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:05,880 I did not happen to catch her last name. 129 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,600 Did any of y'all get it? 130 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,160 Wow. Okay. 131 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,030 Okay, Ma, Ma, it is not like that. 132 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:17,430 No, no, no, we met at a bookstore 133 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:18,900 and made a real connection. 134 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,830 We both picked up the same Colson Whitehead book 135 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,440 at the same time. 136 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,070 Ended up in the greatest conversation. She's a writer. 137 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:27,460 Well, maybe you should have had her write her name down. 138 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:32,410 Well, Dave, thanks to y'all barging 139 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:34,310 into my place and freaking her out, 140 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:36,880 she took off before I can get her last name or her number. 141 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,790 I mean, Malcolm doing the nasty with people you don't know 142 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,390 and not knowing their last name? 143 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,510 We raised you better than that. 144 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,770 (chuckles) 145 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,210 (laughs) 146 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:54,670 Are you telling me you and Calvin waited to... you know? 147 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:55,870 Yes! 148 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:57,100 (laughs, clears throat) 149 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:59,540 Uh! 150 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:02,910 Calvin, we did not do it on the first date! 151 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:05,140 No, no, that's right, but that second date, 152 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:07,880 I was just glad I had tinted windows. 153 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,230 (laughing): You know? 154 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,690 I did not need to hear that! 155 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,490 The point is, 156 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:17,890 it wasn't a one-night stand. 157 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:19,530 He was my future husband. 158 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:22,160 Yeah, but you didn't know that at the time, Mama. 159 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,910 You don't know what I knew. 160 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:29,070 The thing is, I may have found the one, 161 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:30,870 and I lost her, okay? 162 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:32,370 Man, I've got to find her, 163 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:34,140 but the only evidence I have she even exists 164 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:36,190 is this sock. 165 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,940 This is very romantic. 166 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:41,610 It's like Cinderella, except instead of a glass slipper, 167 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:45,120 it's a tiny, polka-dotted sock. 168 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,920 No-show socks, 169 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,290 ankles all out. What? 170 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:52,580 Uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh-uh. 171 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,640 So, go through these magazines, find a picture you like. 172 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,240 I'll hook you up. I'm thinking 173 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,040 something classic, 174 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,410 sophisticated, pow! 175 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,910 Oh, that's what I'm thinking, too. Pow! 176 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:11,380 (laughter) 177 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,350 Well, my girl's got to look good tonight. 178 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:15,510 I'm getting an AWARE Award. 179 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:16,850 Uh, 180 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,750 Aware Women Advocating for Racial Equality. 181 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:22,970 Oh, so the "A" in "AWARE" is for "aware"? 182 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:25,820 Well, check you out. 183 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:27,460 It's for everything I've done at the school 184 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,700 to foster inclusion and encourage diversity. 185 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,650 Oh, like hiring me. Well, you're welcome. 186 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:36,130 Okay, I got you, but first, I got to rinse out Jackie, 187 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,800 give Toni a relaxer, and sew in some tracks for Alyssa. 188 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,210 Then I... 189 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,640 "got you" got you. 190 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,530 (laughter) 191 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,010 Hey, come on in, guys. 192 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,880 You know, I'm really feeling like this place might be 193 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,820 the one. Yeah. 194 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:55,590 Aah. Ooh. 195 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:58,520 All right, turn the lights back off. 196 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,930 Hey, Marty, come on, man. 197 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:04,630 You got to give this place a chance, all right? 198 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:08,170 It's-it's in our price range, and it's... it's got good bones. 199 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:11,650 Yeah, literally, there are bones in that corner over there. 200 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:17,140 And after the DNA test, Denise found out 201 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:18,480 that she was adopted... (gasps) 202 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,010 ...and her biological mother 203 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,210 was her fiancé's mother. 204 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:24,530 Oh, my God! 205 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:28,420 So they're basically brother and sister. 206 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:29,390 Ain't no basically. 207 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:31,390 Oh! Mm! 208 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:33,690 See, that's why I do not fool with 23andMe. 209 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:36,290 That DNA was minding its own damn business. 210 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:38,900 Well, I completely disagree. 211 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,800 Now these people can have a fresh start. 212 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,970 Girl, please. I'm going to her wedding shower Saturday. 213 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,790 What?! 214 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,840 Shut up! You have to stop her! 215 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,270 Not my business. Not her business. 216 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:51,540 Oh, you two are terrible. 217 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,810 I love it here. (laughs) 218 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:54,950 (timer dings) 219 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:57,220 Oh, hey, that timer-- is that for me? 220 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:59,520 Oh, I don't use timers, Mama. That's the air fryer. 221 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,740 That's my lunch. Sit tight. Oh. 222 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,260 Hey. Oh, Malcolm, what are you doing here? 223 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,630 Hey, Mama, I need to ask you and Gemma something. Um... Mm-hmm. 224 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,490 This morning when I was in my room, 225 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,230 and you two were talking to Janelle, 226 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,630 did she happen to mention where she works or where she lives, 227 00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:14,270 you know, anything that might help me find her? 228 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:17,370 Who's Janelle? That's his new friend he slept with, 229 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,140 even though he only knew her for an hour. 230 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,040 (gasps) 231 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,580 Okay. Okay. 232 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,040 So you slept with this woman, 233 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,440 and you didn't know the first thing about her? 234 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,980 That's what he should do. 235 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:28,810 Why waste your time trying to get to know someone? 236 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:31,430 I'm not going to buy a car unless I test-drive it first. 237 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,820 Do you have a picture of her? Maybe we know her. 238 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:35,150 Uh, yes, I do. 239 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,720 (laughs) Oh, not that one. 240 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,190 Oh, good Lord! Okay. 241 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:40,390 Okay, here's a good one. 242 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,860 See? See? 243 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,360 Oh, she cute. 244 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,760 Yeah. I'll tell you one thing. 245 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,700 She gets her hair done at a Dominican shop. 246 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,470 Mm-hmm. She got that bouncy, blow-out style. 247 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,370 Ah. Okay, great. Mm-hmm. 248 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:51,800 Dominican salons. I'm on it. 249 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,670 Ah, I got to go. I got class at 6:00. 250 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,140 Bye, Mama. Bye, baby. 251 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,540 Mm, mm. 252 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,340 He don't need to find no Dominican salon. 253 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,630 I am right here. 254 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,930 You heard him when he said "Bye, Mama," right? 255 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,190 Marty, come on, man. 256 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:12,860 You got to use your imagination 257 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,990 to picture how dope this place could be. 258 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:18,130 You know, Calvin's right. This is all cosmetic. 259 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,530 Yeah, you watch these renovation shows, 260 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:22,130 you'd be amazed what a fresh coat of paint, 261 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,540 little shiplap can do. 262 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,050 You know, maybe put out a bowl of fresh lemons. 263 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:28,470 Why? 264 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,140 I don't know, Marty. 265 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:32,030 It's just what they do. 266 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,280 Okay, let me ask you. Does...? 267 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,780 Does this place have the capacity 268 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:38,780 for 6,000 amps of electrical current? 269 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,620 I don't know. I didn't ask about that. 270 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:43,060 But, you know, you'll figure it out. 271 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,360 You're smart. Oh, Dad, 272 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,820 it doesn't matter how smart I am. 273 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,460 There either is enough electricity, or there isn't. 274 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,530 Hmm. It smells like gas, if that's something. 275 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,600 CALVIN: Okay, you know what? 276 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,430 We'll figure out the electricity thing because we have to. 277 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:58,770 I already put a deposit on this place. 278 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,920 What? 279 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,180 W-Without consulting me? 280 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,980 Hey, man, this place is perfect. I didn't want to lose it. 281 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,910 Dad, we're supposed to be partners, 282 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,920 and you're making all the decisions. 283 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:14,320 All the money decisions because I'm bringing all of the money. 284 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,120 And I'm bringing all the research, 285 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,120 all the technical knowledge, the coding skills, 286 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,530 and not to mention my engineering degree. 287 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,190 And you know what? If I'm being really real, 288 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,400 the name shouldn't even be "Butler and Son." 289 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,580 It should be "Butler and Dad." 290 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,040 (murmurs quietly) 291 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,370 Okay. 292 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:34,570 Hmm, hmm, hmm. Ho, ho, ho! 293 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,840 You're being real disrespectful right now 294 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,980 because it sounds like you're saying I don't do anything. 295 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,250 Yeah, well, I know how it sounds, and I said what I said. 296 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:44,620 Okay. 297 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,150 You know what, son? You might want 298 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:48,090 to take some of that bass out your voice. 299 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:52,240 How about I take my whole behind out of this warehouse? 300 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,710 Marty... 301 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,520 I thought there was drama on Love It or List It. 302 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,610 Ooh. All right, Gemma, I am done. 303 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,960 I will see you at the thingy. Oh. 304 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:14,810 Is this normal? I've been here three hours, 305 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,380 and I still have conditioner in. 306 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,220 You've got your conditioner in? 307 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,400 Oh, she is moving today. 308 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,660 It's just every time she does something, 309 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:29,580 she says, "It'll be a minute," but then it's much, much longer. 310 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,400 Oh. See, you have to understand, 311 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,330 when we say a minute, it can mean any amount of time 312 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:39,290 from an actual minute to six months. 313 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,640 But you're gonna look good, though. 314 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,240 When? (laughs) 315 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,660 Like she said, in a minute. 316 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,600 (Malcolm sighs) 317 00:12:57,870 --> 00:12:59,320 Hey, 318 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,430 I know this is a long shot, but, uh, you ever been 319 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,230 to that bookstore over on Adams? 320 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,330 Yeah. Yeah? Okay, well, listen. 321 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,400 I am looking for a woman I met there, 322 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,750 and she wears socks like this. 323 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:17,210 Listen, we made a real strong connection, you know, and then, 324 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:19,860 she just... she just got away. 325 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,250 "Got away" is a bad choice of words, okay? (laughs) I... 326 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:28,390 I mean, she took off before I had a chance to stop her. 327 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,560 "Stop her" in a nice way, 'cause I'm not... 328 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,310 Okay, I see. That's fair. That's fair. 329 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:35,990 Hello, everyone. 330 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,600 Well, good God. 331 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,700 Welcome to the Art of the Short Story. I'm Dr. Finch. 332 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,970 Good afternoon... 333 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,470 Dr. Finch. 334 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,500 Oh. Hi. 335 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,740 Hi. 336 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,320 From the bookstore. 337 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,650 Anyway... the reading list is challenging, 338 00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:56,260 but I'm sure you all will enjoy it. 339 00:13:58,030 --> 00:14:00,600 I'm just Bookstore Guy now. 340 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:08,930 Can you believe Marty wants to call it "Butler and Dad"? 341 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,730 I mean, would you ever speak to your daddy like that? 342 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:15,970 No. But remember, my dad was a bum who left when I was 11. 343 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:18,240 Um, right. My bad. 344 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,710 However, I was very rude 345 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,390 to my mom's special friend Steve. 346 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,250 I would never ask to be excused. 347 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,380 I would just stand up, clear all the dishes, 348 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,630 and then... then I would wash 'em. 349 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,520 Tina? 350 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,910 So, what do you think? Amazing, right? 351 00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,880 Yeah. 352 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,000 What's wrong? 353 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:49,000 Oh, well, Gemma, Zenay gave you Black girl hair. 354 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,540 She did? What did you ask her for? 355 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,770 She told me to pick out a picture of what I wanted. 356 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,070 Out of what magazine? 357 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,810 Hype Hair. 358 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:01,700 Queen Latifah was on the cover-- Oh! 359 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,350 Oh, my God. 360 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,620 Am I a cultural appropriator? 361 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,620 Well, no, we could get away with the ponytail... 362 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,520 Uh-huh. ...and the swoop is not so bad. 363 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,430 I'm just a little worried about the, um... 364 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:16,410 Okay, baby hair. (laughs) 365 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,460 I see you, Principal Johnson. 366 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,630 Oh, thank you. Mm-hmm. 367 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:23,740 Ooh, let me get a picture so I can put it on the 'Gram. 368 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,300 Ooh, mosquito. 369 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,460 Go to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom! 370 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,680 I'm the one with the money. 371 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,750 I'm the one with the business experience. 372 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,710 Marty should be happy to follow my lead. 373 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:38,750 But Marty does have expertise that you don't have. 374 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:42,190 Sure, but he was blatantly disrespectful to me, 375 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:43,590 and I'm not having that. 376 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:46,390 Okay, but Calvin, to be honest, 377 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,990 you disrespected him first. 378 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:52,100 He's my kid. That's not disrespect, right? 379 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,430 I'm just setting him straight. 380 00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,430 Calvin, that's just it. 381 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:58,570 You know, he's not a kid. He's your business partner. 382 00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,590 You can't do this without him. 383 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:03,980 Well, I guess that's true. 384 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,240 You know it's true. 385 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,150 What I know is I liked the world better 386 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:11,030 when Marty did what I said, and you lived in Michigan. 387 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,790 (whimpering) I don't know what we could do. 388 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:18,560 I mean, the-the gel-- it's-it's like glue. 389 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,360 Well, try anything. I don't want to offend people. 390 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,300 Will they take my AWARE away? 391 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,400 No. No, no. Okay, we got this. Okay. 392 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,730 Let me just see what I got in my purse. Okay. 393 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,200 Oh, so... (groans) 394 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,270 All right, so we got, uh, eyeshadow, we have a nail file. 395 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,610 We've got ChapStick. 396 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,610 Oh, a ticket stub to the Ludacris concert. 397 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,810 Uh, two M&Ms and a book of matches. 398 00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:42,750 Ooh, we can light the curtains and pull the fire alarm. 399 00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,380 No, Gemma. 400 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,720 Just be quiet and-and hold still. 401 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,850 I'm going to use my nail file, and I'm going to see 402 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,090 if I could pry this piece loose, okay? 403 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,730 Let me see if I... Aah! 404 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,810 (both screaming) 405 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,430 So as you can see on your syllabus, 406 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:04,200 next week, we'll be discussing Joyce Carol Oates. 407 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,810 So, start reading. 408 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,060 See you all next week. 409 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,030 Uh... (clears throat) 410 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:18,220 So, everyone gets a syllabus but me? 411 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:21,250 Well, you'll get one, but only if I can get my sock back. 412 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,620 (laughs) 413 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:25,360 Okay, that is fair. 414 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,440 Thanks. 415 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,490 Thank you. 416 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,100 Um, I'd look on the back of that syllabus. 417 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,810 There's some extra credit. 418 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:37,000 Oh, and Malcolm, 419 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,390 I'm sure you can get it. 420 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,930 (laughing) 421 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,770 Can I just be happy, Stew? 422 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:59,070 I got the teacher's number, man. Look, look. 423 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,030 In the past five years, 424 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:06,000 our school has made major strides in diversity, 425 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,900 and credit for that goes to our principal. 426 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,600 She has helped... Where is Gemma? 427 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,470 They're about to call her out onstage. 428 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:15,020 Maybe she hosting The Hip Hop Awards. 429 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,980 PRESENTER: And we must do this 430 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,410 if we truly are serious about making a change for the better. 431 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,420 Hat. Hat. Hmm? What, baby? 432 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,130 Hat! Oh. 433 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,460 And so, it's my distinct pleasure to introduce 434 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,930 this year's winner of the AWARE Award, 435 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,110 Ms. Gemma Johnson. 436 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,510 Gemma? 437 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,610 Thank you, Fiona. 438 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,470 I'm so grateful for this honor, 439 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,980 and I am humbled by it. 440 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,850 She spent eight hours in the salon for that? 441 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,770 Stay in your lane, Dave. Stay in your lane. 442 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:01,720 Despite the fact that I'm winning this AWARE Award, 443 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,190 I am painfully aware that there are still a lot 444 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:06,760 of things I don't know. 445 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,830 And I have blind spots I never knew about. 446 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,700 But I'm not going to stop trying. 447 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,400 Yes. Yes. That's real talk. 448 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,930 That's real talk right there. 449 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:16,500 TINA: Yes. 450 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,700 B-Baby, does Gemma have a face tattoo, 451 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,620 or is she rocking baby hair? 452 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,410 You know what? 453 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,660 Daddy likes. 454 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,570 (knocking) 455 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,660 Dad, you knocked? 456 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,200 Well, if you think that's crazy, buckle up. 457 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,350 I'm about to apologize. 458 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,190 Well, in that case, come on in. 459 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,570 Look, son, 460 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,280 I'm just used to being my own boss, 461 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,180 but now that I have a partner, I guess... 462 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,810 we're the boss. 463 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,920 And I'm just having a hard time getting used to that. 464 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,550 Look, Dad, 465 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,750 if we're going to be partners, you have to consult me 466 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,260 on every business decision. 467 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,840 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess, yeah. 468 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,900 I guess that's good enough. 469 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,830 You know, actually, I'm happy 470 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:24,570 because I get to piggyback off your brilliance. 471 00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:27,770 Aw. Which you inherited from me, so... 472 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,340 Hey. There it is. 473 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,610 You really don't know how to apologize, do you? 474 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,080 Well, actually, I do. 475 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,610 I've, uh... I've come up with a new name for the business. 476 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,220 You ready? Yeah. 477 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:41,300 Butler and Butler. 478 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,490 I like it. It's me and you. 479 00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:48,130 Well, you're the second Butler. Okay. Yeah, of course. 480 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,290 Yeah. Of course. Naturally. 481 00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:52,700 Oh. Hello... again. 482 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,180 Well, there you are. Malcolm, I found her! 483 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:06,040 Captioning sponsored by CBS 484 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,650 and TOYOTA. 485 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:13,230 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org