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♪

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, hey.

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Wow, those plants are beautiful.

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Thanks. I used to work at a nursery

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back in Hickory Corners.

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Till I found out what
they were really growing.

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[CHUCKLES]

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We just thought it'd be nice
to have a little pop of color.

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Yeah, we did that to this
neighborhood 30 years ago.

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Well, how about you, Dave,
you like to garden, too?

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- I'm more of a lawn man, myself.
- Hmm.

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Nothing I like better than
breaking out the old mower

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and showing the grass who's boss.

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[QUIETLY]: I would've bet on the grass.

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All right, all done.

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What do you think?

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I think it looks great.

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Calvin,

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I think we need to fix
our house up, too.

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What are you talking about?

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We just got a new
satellite dish last year.

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We could start with a new porch light.

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No.

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Then you're probably
gonna want a new door.

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No.

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And at that point, we're gonna
need all new landscaping, right?

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No.

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Ooh, that's gonna look great,
don't you think, Calvin?

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- Yeah.
- No!

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Ooh, what about this
color for the trim?

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Yeah, I like it. "Fenwick Fog."

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Yeah, probably 'cause it
sounds like something

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from Harry Potter.

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I wear that with a badge of honor.

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Just like I wear my Sorting Hat.

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What are you all doing?

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Picking out paint colors for the house.

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Oh. Well, too bad there's
about to be a power outage.

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Dad, it's-it's a laptop.

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It has a battery.

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So does your car. Go home.

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[CLUCKS TONGUE] Come on, Calvin.

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Happy wife, happy life.

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I want you to paint the house.

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[SIGHS]: Fine.

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Malcolm, paint the house.

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Come on, Calvin, be a good husband

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for your beautiful wife
and paint the house.

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All right.

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If it's that important to
you and you really want me

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- to paint the house...
- Mm-hmm.

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Go ahead and hire someone.

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Just make sure they're the best.

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The best?

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And the cheapest.

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- Ah, there it is.
- That makes more sense.

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[INDISTINCT TALKING]

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Hey, sweetie. What are you doing?

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- Getting a snack.
- If you look in the pantry,

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there's some unsalted veggie chips.

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Okay,

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I won't look in the pantry.

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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

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Hey, girl.

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I love it when you call me that.

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[CHUCKLES] Well, you
want to give it a try?

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I'd love to...

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girl...

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- No.
- No.

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No.

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- What's up?
- Well, I was wondering

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if you had the number to that
guy who painted your house

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before you moved in.

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You guys are painting your house?

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Dave loves painting houses.

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[CHUCKLES] More like houses
love getting painted by Dave.

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You know, I put myself

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through college painting
them back in Michigan.

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Oh. On our first date,
he took me on a tour

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of some of his favorites.

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He even stopped and
touched up a couple.

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Aw. Well, on our first date

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Calvin broke up with his girlfriend.

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You know, if you want
your house painted,

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I'd be happy to do it.

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I mean, friends help
out friends, right?

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And I can take today off.

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Well, that's so sweet of you,

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but Calvin wants me to
hire a professional.

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[CHUCKLES]

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A... a professional?

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Do you think they just let anyone paint

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the Kalamazoo Hall of Records?

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I don't know.

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I don't know white people stuff.

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You should let him do it, Tina.

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He's really good.

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Look, I'm sure you're right,
but, you know, it's just that...

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- I'll do it for free.
- Okay, you're hired.

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But you better do a good job.

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Oh, you got it, girl.

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See? Wow, he said it right.

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Ah. Thank you.

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I know some black people stuff.

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♪

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Dave?

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Wazzup!

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Ah.

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Should we tell him that's
not a thing anymore?

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It's not?

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Uh, Dave, what are you doing up there?

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Oh, I'm painting your house.

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Mom hired you?

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No, no, no. She didn't hire me.

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I volunteered to do it for free.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Dad is gonna hate this.

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It's a total violation of his man code.

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Oh, yeah, he is gonna freak out.

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Yeah.

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You want to hang around and watch?

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Wazzup!

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So, how we lookin'?

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Yo, that looks great, man.

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[EXHALES] I can't wait
for your dad to see.

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He is gonna go nuts.

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Oh, you have no idea.

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All right.

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We're all finished
patching and sanding.

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Now it's time to prime.

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Can you feel the excitement in the air?

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[WHOOPS]

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We should probably warn him, right?

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Yeah, we probably should.

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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

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Notice you're not moving.

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I noticed that, too.

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Well, all right!

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[LAUGHS]

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Yeah, that looks good, doesn't it, Pop?

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Are you kidding me?

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This looks better than good.

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This guy knows what he's doing.

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[CHUCKLES]

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I'm not sure he does.

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What?!

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Look at his work! Mm-hmm.

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This guy's a real pro.

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You see what happens when
your mother listens to me?

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Oh, hey, Calvin.

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Hold on.

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You're painting the house?

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Wazzup!

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And, like you said,
he's doing a great job.

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You said that, Calvin?

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And the best part is,

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he's doing it for free.

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- I-I need to, uh...
- Yeah.

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I-I'm gonna have to...

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- Right.
- Tina!

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Will you tell her

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that I'm gonna finish the front today

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and I'll do the sides tomorrow?

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Oh, isn't that sweet.

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He thinks there's gonna be a tomorrow.

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Tina?

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Tina?

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- What?
- Tina,

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you're letting Dave paint
our house for free?

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So? You like anything free.

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No, I don't.

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You have two drawers in the kitchen

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stuffed with ketchup packets.

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Those aren't free.

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They're built into the
price of the hamburger.

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Calvin, you're being ridiculous.

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See, you just don't get it.

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Letting another man work
on your house for free,

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it's like saying you
can't do it yourself.

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Okay, so you want to do it yourself?

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Hell no!

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But letting Dave paint our house,

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that's a direct violation
of the man code.

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Oh, please. The last time you
talked about your man code,

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you refused to get stitches
and almost lost your finger.

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I did not. It naturally healed.

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Look, I can almost bend it.

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You know, I don't want to hear
any more of this nonsense.

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It's not nonsense.

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See, there are unwritten
rules to manhood.

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Like always give a firm handshake.

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And that your word is your bond.

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And never, ever compliment
another man's outfit

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unless you're looking for a fight.

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Calvin, you told me to hire
someone good and cheap,

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which I did, so as far
as I'm concerned,

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the only problem we have is you.

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You hire another man

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who's doing an excellent job
painting our house for free,

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and I'm the problem?

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Okay, Tina.

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[IMITATING CALVIN]: Well, okay, Calvin.

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If you don't like it, then
you do something about it.

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Oh, I will.

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And don't be messin'
with my ketchup packets.

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I know how many there are!

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Now, you're probably wondering

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why I chose natural
over synthetic fiber.

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Yeah, that's exactly why
we're sticking around.

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[BOTH CHUCKLING]

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Dave.

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You're fired.

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What? Why?

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Because I can paint my own damn house.

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You can't fire me. I'm
doing this for free.

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And you call yourself a friend!

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Hey, Mr. Calvin.

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Oh, hey, little man.

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That's not how my dad paints the house.

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Goodbye, little man.

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Have you ever done this before?

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No. But it's not that hard.

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I mean, you...

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dip it...

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slap it, watch it dry.

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Dip it, slap it...

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watch it dry.

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Why won't you just let my dad help you?

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Well, because of something
called the man code.

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That's a set of unwritten rules

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that fathers have passed down
from generation to generation.

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What are the rules?

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Well, for one...

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never text a man "Get home safe."

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If he doesn't, it's just God's plan.

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My friends and I mostly
text each other emojis.

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Oh, oh, you got to stop doing that.

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The only emojis you can
text to another man is

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the fist bump,

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strong arm,

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and the thumbs up.

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What about a unicorn head?

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Only if the fist bump is
punching it in the face.

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'Kay.

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Oh, oh, oh. And that's another one.

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Never text another man, "'Kay."

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It's always, "O-Kay."

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Wh-Why?

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No one knows. It-it just is.

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O-Kay.

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There you go. [CHUCKLES]

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Yeah, he got that way
faster than Marty.

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What are you doing?

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Watching Calvin paint his house.

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It's a disaster.

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He didn't prime, he didn't tape.

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It's... it's just like he's
dipping and slapping out there.

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You know, seeing you out
there painting yesterday

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brought back a lot of fond memories.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

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Like what?

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00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:33,485
Mm, like when they gave you the keys

267
00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:35,026
to the Hall of Records,

268
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,309
and we had some fun
in the permit office.

269
00:10:37,364 --> 00:10:40,178
Ooh, we definitely didn’t
have a permit for that.

270
00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:42,194
[LAUGHS]

271
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:44,470
So, I was thinking,
maybe later today...

272
00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:47,122
Oh, for God's sakes.

273
00:10:48,051 --> 00:10:50,258
He's stirring the paint
with a tree branch!

274
00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:52,388
This man is a maniac!

275
00:10:52,827 --> 00:10:55,948
I don't understand why he
insists on doing this alone.

276
00:10:56,438 --> 00:11:00,022
- Easy, Dad. Man code.
- What?

277
00:11:00,047 --> 00:11:02,661
He said you're breaking
the rules of being a man.

278
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:06,231
By the way, you got to
stop texting me unicorns.

279
00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:11,043
What is he talking about?

280
00:11:11,554 --> 00:11:13,965
I was not breaking man code.
I was following it.

281
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:16,423
Always have your buddy's back,
never leave a job unfinished.

282
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:18,633
And if your friend looks
good in a new suit,

283
00:11:18,658 --> 00:11:20,256
make sure to let him know.

284
00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:22,864
Well, instead of standing here

285
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,867
watching Calvin paint,

286
00:11:25,331 --> 00:11:28,673
maybe we could go upstairs and...

287
00:11:28,698 --> 00:11:30,240
Ooh... Ugh.

288
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:31,831
Would you look at that?

289
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,379
Oh, my gosh.

290
00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:34,972
He's using rollers on
the window frames.

291
00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:35,667
Mm.

292
00:11:35,692 --> 00:11:38,168
The man's oblivious to everything!

293
00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:45,237
Yo, I hear this movie is hilarious.

294
00:11:45,362 --> 00:11:46,660
I don't know, man.

295
00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:48,491
I doubt anything's gonna top
watching Dad splash around

296
00:11:48,516 --> 00:11:50,431
in a paint can looking for his phone.

297
00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:52,305
[LAUGHS]

298
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,788
Uh, Marty, what are you doing?

299
00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:57,119
I'm sitting down.

300
00:11:57,144 --> 00:11:58,754
Uh, man code, Marty!

301
00:11:58,779 --> 00:11:59,932
Whenever possible,

302
00:11:59,957 --> 00:12:02,309
two men always leave a
seat in between them.

303
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:04,042
What? But if I sit

304
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,470
over there, how are we
gonna share the popcorn?

305
00:12:10,236 --> 00:12:11,774
We're not.

306
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,698
And if we go to the bathroom together,

307
00:12:14,723 --> 00:12:17,649
eyes forward, no talking at the urinal.

308
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,864
Okay, dude. Okay.

309
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,472
I just thought with all your
talk about being "woke,"

310
00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:24,037
you'd be a little more progressive.

311
00:12:24,062 --> 00:12:26,455
Um, excuse you? I am progressive.

312
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,605
- Really?
- Yeah.

313
00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,240
Because it seems to me
you've bought into Dad's

314
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,011
outdated ideas about masculinity.

315
00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:33,433
- Oh, no, I have not.
- Prove it.

316
00:12:34,272 --> 00:12:35,874
Okay, I will.

317
00:12:39,371 --> 00:12:40,763
There. See?

318
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,306
Woke.

319
00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:44,583
Now, that's what I'm talking about.

320
00:12:44,608 --> 00:12:46,175
That feels okay, doesn't it?

321
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,552
You know, actually, it's not that bad.
[LAUGHS]

322
00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:49,778
- Exactly.
- Yeah.

323
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,964
- You're still a man.
- Right.

324
00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,096
I'm still a man.

325
00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:53,774
Right.

326
00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:56,971
Some people might even say
that we are more manly

327
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:59,318
because we're so comfortable
with ourselves.

328
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,541
Yeah. Good for us.

329
00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:01,964
Yeah, man.[LAUGHS]

330
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,660
Pop doesn't know what
he's talking about.

331
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,058
- Man, no. [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]

332
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,314
Yeah, I'm gonna...

333
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:16,845
- I'm gonna move over there.
- Yeah.

334
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,261
This seat is way more comfortable.

335
00:13:18,286 --> 00:13:19,660
I feel like here.

336
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,807
Well, I think I got
most of the paint off.

337
00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:25,862
[CHUCKLES]

338
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:28,214
But just in case...

339
00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:31,275
maybe you should check to
see if I missed some spots.

340
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:33,207
[LAUGHS]

341
00:13:33,232 --> 00:13:35,436
Oh, you missed a few spots, all right.

342
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,062
Under the window, next
to the air conditioner,

343
00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:39,982
the entire back of the house.

344
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:42,774
Oh, now you want the back
of the house painted?

345
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:45,278
Someone's getting a little bougie.

346
00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:47,719
Calvin, this is our home.

347
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,093
I just want it to look nice.

348
00:13:49,118 --> 00:13:51,433
I know, and it will, babe, I promise.

349
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,897
Mm. You did look manly out there.

350
00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:55,902
- [LAUGHS] I did, didn't I?
- Mm-hmm.

351
00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:58,292
I mean, check out this property, girl.

352
00:13:58,317 --> 00:13:59,971
Would you love it or list it?

353
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,572
[LAUGHS]

354
00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:03,269
- [SOFT CLATTERING OUTSIDE]
- [LAUGHS]

355
00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:04,597
What was that?

356
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,518
Oh, you know what that was.

357
00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:08,909
[WHISPERING]

358
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:11,219
- No, no, no. What was that sound?
- [LOUDER CLATTERING]

359
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,775
Ooh, I think somebody's
trying to break in.

360
00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:17,073
- Well, he ain't the only one. Come on.
- Calvin!

361
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,771
Fine.

362
00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:19,926
All right.

363
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,737
I'll go check it out,

364
00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:25,596
but if I'm not back here in
two minutes, call the police.

365
00:14:25,621 --> 00:14:26,628
Okay.

366
00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:28,628
Uh, but use your white voice.

367
00:14:38,393 --> 00:14:41,709
Dave, what the hell are you doing?!

368
00:14:43,602 --> 00:14:45,517
I'm finishing the job I started.

369
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,346
That's man code!

370
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,768
Nice pajamas, by the way.

371
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:53,351
Get down from there and
stop painting my house.

372
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,595
Why?

373
00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,450
Because you're making me look bad.

374
00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:59,086
All I'm doing is making
your house look better.

375
00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:02,427
Exactly. And I'll never
forgive you for it.

376
00:15:03,473 --> 00:15:05,954
Calvin, what's going on?
You need backup?

377
00:15:05,998 --> 00:15:07,834
I got my beat-down pan.

378
00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,448
Go back inside.

379
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,953
Uh, it's just Dave.

380
00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:13,866
What is going on out here?

381
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:17,019
And why does Tina have
her beat-down pan?

382
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,458
Calvin, just let me do this for you.

383
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:23,860
Oh, you want to do something for me?

384
00:15:24,176 --> 00:15:25,875
Then I'll do something for you!

385
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,774
What is he doing?

386
00:15:27,799 --> 00:15:29,616
I don't know, but it's gonna be stupid.

387
00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:30,946
Oh.

388
00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:33,658
Check it out, Dave.

389
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,595
I'm about to cut your grass for you!

390
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,647
What?!

391
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,779
Calvin, don't you start
that lawn mower!

392
00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:42,485
Oh, I'll do it, Dave.

393
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,105
- I'll do it.
- Calvin, don't!

394
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,219
Dave, too late. You
brought this on yourself.

395
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:48,414
[ENGINE SPUTTERS, DIES]

396
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,026
Like I said, you brought
this on yourself!

397
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,386
[ENGINE SPUTTERS, DIES]

398
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,774
Dad? What are you doing, man?

399
00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:56,129
I'm cutting Dave's lawn

400
00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:57,968
to punish him for painting my house.

401
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,542
Calvin, if you start that
lawn mower, I'm gonna

402
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,968
come out here tomorrow night,
I'm gonna put on a second coat!

403
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:06,384
[ENGINE STARTS]

404
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:08,270
Huh?

405
00:16:08,295 --> 00:16:09,741
Huh?

406
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,568
Uh, should we stop them?

407
00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:12,881
Are you kidding me?

408
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,587
If we stay quiet, one of
them might wash my car.

409
00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:17,368
How you like that, Dave?

410
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,331
This is what you get for
breaking the man code...

411
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:20,784
Freshly-cut grass!

412
00:16:20,809 --> 00:16:22,063
You broke the man code!

413
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,716
- CALVIN: You broke it!
- No, you broke it!

414
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,206
- You broke it, Dave.
- You broke-broke it.

415
00:16:33,815 --> 00:16:35,610
I did break that.

416
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,191
[WHISTLING]

417
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,503
Morning.

418
00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:51,544
Hey.

419
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:56,858
Hey, look, uh, about last night, man...

420
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,078
Yeah, yeah. Uh, things got
a little out of hand.

421
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,036
In hindsight, maybe I
shouldn't have been out

422
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,472
in the middle of the night
painting your house.

423
00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:08,988
Yeah, in retrospect, that
did start this whole thing.

424
00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,306
Look, I really didn't
mean to start a fight.

425
00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:14,703
I know.

426
00:17:14,728 --> 00:17:18,415
But, Dave, you just can't
do another man a favor

427
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,094
without asking him first.

428
00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,608
Why not?

429
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,332
Because then, I would owe you one,

430
00:17:23,357 --> 00:17:25,581
and I don't like owing
anybody anything.

431
00:17:25,606 --> 00:17:27,614
Well, I bought you a bagel last week.

432
00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,646
But I drove, so we were even.

433
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,615
Calvin, you don't owe me anything.

434
00:17:36,253 --> 00:17:37,864
We're friends.

435
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,370
Well, maybe that's how it
works back in Kalamazoo,

436
00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,204
but out here, it's different.

437
00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:47,594
I-I guess we just have
different man codes.

438
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:50,679
Yeah. I guess we do.

439
00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:53,505
You think there's any overlap?

440
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:56,374
Probably. I'm sure there is.

441
00:17:58,818 --> 00:18:02,098
What does yours say about
holding your wife's purse?

442
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,876
Oh. Well, you can do it
as long as you look mad.

443
00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:07,597
Mm.

444
00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:09,478
That's what mine says, too.

445
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:11,304
This is the face I make.

446
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:17,456
Not bad. This is mine.

447
00:18:19,925 --> 00:18:21,617
That's the face you
made when I asked you

448
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,253
to come to a spin class with me.

449
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,872
Yeah, it's kind of like
a go-to scowl for me.

450
00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:31,250
Look, uh, I'll grab a broom
and help you clean up.

451
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,747
Sure that doesn't
violate your man code?

452
00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:36,102
Good point. You're on your own.

453
00:18:41,191 --> 00:18:43,026
All right, how am I
looking over here, man?

454
00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:45,714
Calvin, you're a natural, but

455
00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:47,679
can I give you one piece of advice?

456
00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:49,768
- Sure.
- Okay, now,

457
00:18:49,987 --> 00:18:52,598
you're letting your
shoulder do all the work.

458
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:55,938
The magic is in your hips.

459
00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:01,363
[HUMMING]

460
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,816
- So like this?
- There you go.

461
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,527
See? Told you it was sexy.

462
00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:11,467
You weren't kidding.

463
00:19:11,604 --> 00:19:14,346
I had Dave paint our house
five times in Michigan.

464
00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:15,893
It's how we got Grover.

465
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:18,007
[TINA LAUGHS]

466
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,770
Paint that wall, baby!

467
00:19:19,795 --> 00:19:22,362
Uh, yeah, Dave. You missed
some spots on the bottom.

468
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:24,128
- [CHUCKLES]
- Take it down low.

469
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:27,222
- Yeah, drop that thang, Calvin.
- Mm-hmm.

470
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:30,342
Calvin, uh, what's your
man code say about this?

471
00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:33,278
It's the number one rule
of the man code, Dave...

472
00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:35,044
Always keep your wife happy.

473
00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:36,537
Drop that thing, dawg.

474
00:19:36,787 --> 00:19:38,310
[BOTH WHOOPING]

475
00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:41,545
- Yeah, baby!
- Oh, yeah, baby!

476
00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:43,402
Yes! Oh! Oh!

477
00:19:43,427 --> 00:19:45,255
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, that's it, guy.

478
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,324
- That's it, babe.
- Yeah.

479
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:56,339
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