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Oh, I love your new fire pit, Calvin.

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Thanks. You know, one
night I looked over

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at Crackhead Victor's trash can fire

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and thought, "That looks cozy."

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So, what are we toasting to?

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Well, I know a certain couple

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that has a big anniversary coming up.

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Right, Calvin?

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Who?

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I'm just kidding, baby. It's us.

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It is us, right, babe?

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Come on.

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To 30 years of marriage.

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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

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I can't believe you guys have
been married for 30 years.

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Wow. That means you got
married when we were only...

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Drink your drink, Gemma.

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Well, so how are you
guys gonna celebrate?

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Weekend in Cabo? Couple's massage?

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Or our personal favorite,

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reading poetry to one other

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while maintaining intense eye contact?

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It's like a sexy staring contest.

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Okay, well, we'll probably
just do the usual

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and go out for dinner.

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Wha... come on. 30 years is a milestone.

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You can't just go out to dinner.

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She's right, babe. We should go big.

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Let's catch a movie, too.

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Ooh.

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Come on, you guys.

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You got to do something more romantic

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than dinner and a movie.

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You know, we're not one
of those kind of couples

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to make a big deal out
of stuff like this.

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We didn't even have a real wedding.

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Just the two of us at the courthouse.

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I know what you guys should do.

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You two should have a
ceremony to renew your vows.

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- That's ridiculous.
- I love that idea.

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Tina, we already did our vows.

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"Till death do us part."
You're not dead, I'm not dead.

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In the eyes of God, we're good.

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You know what? Well, I want
this year to be different.

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I want the wedding that I never had.

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- Yay!
- All right.

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Dave, would you please...

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Yeah. C-Calvin, don't worry. I got you.

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I would love to be your best man.

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Yes.

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Hey, Grover. You want to help me

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and Miss Tina plan her vow renewal?

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What's that?

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It's when two married people decide

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- to reaffirm their love...
- I'm out.

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- Hey, Tina. Come on in.
- Hey.

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Thanks again for helping me with this.

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Ugh, are you kidding? I love weddings.

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The romance, the flowers,

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the jealousy on all your
girlfriends' faces.

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Okay, so where do we start?

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I thought we could look at my
wedding album for inspiration.

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- Okay. Let's do it.
- Oh.

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Ooh. Oh, my God, Gemma.
You are so beautiful.

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Aw, thank you.

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Ooh, is that Ryan Seacrest?

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No, that's Dave. He had
frosted tips back then.

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You came down the aisle on a horse?

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All my bridesmaids, too.

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Except Denise. She took a hoof
to the head at the rehearsal.

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Wow, Gemma. Look at this reception.

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The centerpiece, the cake.

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Calvin would never go for this.

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But wouldn't he want
whatever makes you happy?

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Let me put it a different way.

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Would doing this make you happy?

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Well, I have always felt
that I kind of missed out.

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So let's fix that.

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You know, you're right. I'm in.

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I'm gonna have the dream
wedding that I never got.

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Ooh, and you know what you should do?

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I'm not getting on no damn horse, Gemma.

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No.

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Yo, Dave,

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you need to check Gemma.

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Oh, no. Not lice again.

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You know, I told her
to stop sharing hats.

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No. Gemma's putting crazy
ideas in Tina's head.

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I mean, look at the budget for
this vow renewal ceremony.

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Ooh, wow. She wants to
release a hundred doves

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after the "I do's"?

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I know. And if I pay
that much for birds,

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they better come with mashed
potatoes and a drink.

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Look, Calvin, I-I know it's expensive,

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but don't you think Tina's worth it?

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Of course she's worth it,
but that's not the point.

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I can do more romantic things
for Tina with this money.

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- Well, like what?
- Like buy a Jacuzzi.

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Tina wants a Jacuzzi?

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A chance to soak in
bubbles with all this?

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Some things are safe to assume, Dave.

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Okay. Well, look, if you
want to save money,

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I can perform the ceremony.

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I got ordained online
so I could officiate

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my buddy Kevin's wedding.

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Okay. You're hired.

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Now, look, next on the
list is a bartender.

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Now, I know Grover's too
young to drink alcohol...

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Mm-hmm.

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But can he pour it?

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Hey, man. What's up?

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Hey, what are you doing here?

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What does it look like?

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I'm grocery shopping.

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Oh, uh, tell Mom and
Dad they out of milk.

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So, what kind of gift
were you thinking about

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for their anniversary?

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Oh.

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I was just gonna sign my
name on whatever you got.

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So don't go cheap and make me look bad.

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Malcolm, we can't just buy something.

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You know? 30 years is a big deal.

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We got to, we got to get them
something from the heart.

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Okay. Like what?

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I'm glad you asked. I was thinking

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we could sing their favorite
song at the ceremony.

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"Baby Got Back"?

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Not Mom's favorite song,
their favorite song.

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"Just the Two of Us."

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You know, that's not a bad idea.

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I mean, she did always love it

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when we sang together
in those church plays.

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Right? Okay. Let's give it a try.

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I'll lead you in.

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- Okay.
- Two, three, and...

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♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪

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♪ And the beauty of it all ♪

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♪ Is when the sun comes
shining through ♪

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♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪

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♪ When I think of you sometime ♪

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♪ And I want to spend
some time with you. ♪

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I think my voice might've
changed a little since puberty.

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You think?

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Oh, hey, babe.

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Put that down. I want
to show you something.

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Ooh. Not right now, baby.
The boys are here.

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Not that something.

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This something.

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Ah. What's this?

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It's the new budget for the vow renewal.

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Now, your man got creative
and saved us a ton of money.

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Holla!

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So you want to have our vow
renewal at Ernie's Hot Spot?

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And if we do it at happy hour,

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we get dollar drinks and free wings.

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Double holla!

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Calvin, what the hell does
"neighborhood flowers" mean?

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Well, it just means I take the roses

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from Miss Kim's front yard.

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So you're gonna steal flowers
from a 75-year-old lady?

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She's got glaucoma. She
won't know it's me.

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Really, Calvin?

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Free wings? Stolen flowers?

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This is how much you love me?

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Wow.

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Babe.

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Look, I just don't understand
why we got to waste

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all this money on a day
we've already had.

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Baby, I just want a nicer wedding memory

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than hearing a judge next
door scream, "Guilty!"

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Look, I would've liked to
had something nicer, too,

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but we had to get married when we did.

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You were pregnant with Malcolm.

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Excuse me? "We had to"?

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Come on. You know what I mean.

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Now, I... I mean...

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You know, not "had to."
Of course I wanted to.

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You know.

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It w... it was the right thing to do.

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"The right thing to do"?

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Okay, hold on. Now, Tina...

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So the only reason why you married me,

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because it was the right thing to do?

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Okay, now, would you please stop
putting my words in my mouth?

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You know what, Calvin? I'm done.

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I'm calling this ceremony off.

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Not because I have to,
because I want to.

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She'd be a lot more relaxed
if we had a Jacuzzi.

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H-Hey.

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Did you sleep on the couch last night?

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Mom and Pop got into a fight.

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She kicked him out of their room
and he kicked me out of my room.

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Why didn't you sleep in my room?

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'Cause I'm a grown-ass man, Marty.

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I'm not sleeping in a rocket ship bed.

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What were they fighting about?

198
00:09:03,801 --> 00:09:06,156
Well, I don't know, but it
must've been pretty big

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00:09:06,181 --> 00:09:08,173
'cause Mom called the vow renewal off.

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00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:10,056
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

201
00:09:10,334 --> 00:09:12,678
Are you sure it wasn't because
she heard you singing?

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00:09:14,747 --> 00:09:17,438
Hey, boys. Have you seen your mother?

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00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:21,016
Uh, she and Gemma went shopping
and to get their nails done.

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Although I think the word
she used was "sharpened."

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Sounds like you messed up big, Dad.

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Yeah, I guess I did.

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I know you boys are gonna find
this hard to believe, but, um,

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I said something stupid to her.

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- What?
- You?

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- Please.
- No.

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Yeah, it's true.

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Your father's not perfect.

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- What? No.
- You? Please.

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But it's gonna be all right, all right?

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I know why she's mad and I know

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what I got to do to take care of it.

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Oh, you're gonna go ahead
with the vow renewal.

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No. I'm gonna wash her car.

219
00:10:00,825 --> 00:10:03,202
Well, at least it'll be clean
when she runs him over with it.

220
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,663
Yeah.

221
00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:09,227
Look at all these nail polish choices.

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"Midnight Temptress."

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00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,306
"Vampire's Embrace."

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00:10:14,331 --> 00:10:16,199
Ooh! I'm gonna get pink.

225
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,495
Well, why is this one so expensive?

226
00:10:20,714 --> 00:10:22,414
Oh, it has real gold in it.

227
00:10:22,535 --> 00:10:24,971
Oh, Calvin would never
want to pay for that.

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So I'll take 20.

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You feeling any better?

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00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:32,126
Not really.

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I can't believe Calvin actually
said the reason he married me

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was because I was pregnant.

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Well, if it helps, back
in Hickory Corners,

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that's the only reason
people get married.

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And all this time I thought he did it

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because he was in love with me.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Of course he was in love with you.

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After we said, "I do,"

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he went up to the third floor
to pay a speeding ticket.

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Okay, he said something stupid,

242
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but you guys have been together
for 30 years and are so in love.

243
00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:07,723
That doesn't happen with people
who "have to" get married.

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00:11:08,076 --> 00:11:11,213
I just wanted a wedding that I
could be proud of, you know?

245
00:11:11,527 --> 00:11:14,610
Well, maybe Calvin didn't give
you that, but he did give you

246
00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,538
a marriage you could be proud of.

247
00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,629
I suppose.

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00:11:18,992 --> 00:11:21,849
All I know is that when
Dave and I get to 30 years,

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I hope our marriage is as loving
and fun and supportive as yours.

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00:11:29,076 --> 00:11:31,776
Although, I could use a
little less eye contact.

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00:11:35,335 --> 00:11:38,227
Thank you, Gemma. You're a good friend.

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00:11:39,755 --> 00:11:41,591
You know, by the time
Dave and I celebrate

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our 30th anniversary, you will be...

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00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:44,830
Drink your drink, Gemma.

255
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,559
Hey, Calvin, what happened?

256
00:11:51,584 --> 00:11:53,520
I heard the vow renewal was called off.

257
00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:57,092
Yeah. Tina wasn't too excited
about the budget cuts,

258
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:01,264
and then we both said some stuff
I wish I could take back.

259
00:12:03,769 --> 00:12:05,601
Man, I'm sorry to hear that.

260
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:08,562
'Cause I found the sickest
Dave Matthews lyric

261
00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,898
to kick off the ceremony.

262
00:12:11,762 --> 00:12:15,069
Wow, if I'd known that, I
would've canceled it myself.

263
00:12:16,684 --> 00:12:17,986
But it's okay.

264
00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:21,159
She'll be fine once she
see how clean her car is.

265
00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:25,371
Uh... Calvin, you sure that's enough?

266
00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:27,475
No. I'm not stupid.

267
00:12:27,587 --> 00:12:31,084
That's why I'm gonna pop
in this new air freshener.

268
00:12:33,227 --> 00:12:36,197
Okay, Calvin, um, let
me ask you a question:

269
00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:38,592
What does it mean when
your brakes are squeaking?

270
00:12:38,739 --> 00:12:40,407
You need new brake pads.

271
00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:42,331
And your car is backfiring?

272
00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:44,973
Uh, you probably need to
check your fuel injector.

273
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,642
One more question, you getting a bill.

274
00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:51,853
Okay, my point is,

275
00:12:51,949 --> 00:12:53,584
is you know how to listen to cars,

276
00:12:53,609 --> 00:12:56,110
but I-I don't think you're
listening to your wife.

277
00:12:56,205 --> 00:12:59,326
No, look, I am listening, Dave.
It's just this...

278
00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:02,272
this whole vow renewal
thing is so unnecessary.

279
00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:04,318
Yeah, but sometimes the
things that are unnecessary

280
00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:06,203
are the things that matter the most.

281
00:13:06,321 --> 00:13:08,289
- Like what?
- Well...

282
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,833
Like these chrome rims.

283
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,127
Do they make Tina's car run any better?

284
00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:15,788
No, but they look good.

285
00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:18,328
What about the leather seats?

286
00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:20,429
Come on now, you've seen my wife's butt.

287
00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:22,471
I'm not putting that on no cloth.

288
00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:29,185
Okay, so it sounds to me
like what you're saying is

289
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:33,726
these things aren't necessary,
but they do matter.

290
00:13:34,134 --> 00:13:36,651
Hmm. I guess I am.

291
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,986
Maybe you're right.

292
00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:41,765
Maybe I need to give my
marriage an upgrade.

293
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,759
Yeah, man, come on.

294
00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:46,410
Bring it into the shop.
Put it up on the lift.

295
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,620
Trick out that whip.

296
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:54,690
You know, I think this is
the most manly conversation

297
00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:56,317
we've ever had.

298
00:13:58,345 --> 00:14:00,349
That really warms my heart.

299
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,094
And we're back.

300
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:09,117
Whew, girl, I cannot
believe you dragged me

301
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:11,778
to five different beauty supply stores.

302
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:13,214
What can I say?

303
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:16,106
Dave's very particular about
his lavender bath salts.

304
00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,500
Ugh.

305
00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:20,214
Where is everybody? Calvin, I'm home!

306
00:14:20,419 --> 00:14:23,256
Hey, Mom. Seriously, Malcolm?

307
00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:26,200
You'd rather put on a suit
than do your laundry?

308
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,370
If you would just come
with me to the backyard.

309
00:14:32,591 --> 00:14:34,250
Do you know what this is about?

310
00:14:34,296 --> 00:14:36,002
Maybe.

311
00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:39,445
Is that why you squealed
when Dave texted you?

312
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:42,716
Maybe! Let's go.

313
00:14:55,472 --> 00:14:57,099
Oh, hell no.

314
00:14:57,124 --> 00:14:59,065
Tina, wait!

315
00:14:59,825 --> 00:15:02,228
Look, babe, I know I messed up,

316
00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:04,263
but I just wanted to
let you know just...

317
00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:06,990
I'm not leaving. I'm just
going to change my clothes.

318
00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:09,302
I cannot get married looking like this!

319
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,077
Come on!

320
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:19,702
I'm never getting married.

321
00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:22,516
It takes too long for
girls to get dressed.

322
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:24,680
I'm with you,

323
00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:28,136
but I'm watching my mouth today.

324
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,223
Are you ready for our song?

325
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,517
Don't worry about it, man. I got this.

326
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,289
You better, because if you don't,

327
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:39,147
I will drop you like Beyoncé
did Destiny's Child.

328
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:44,492
Ooh, wait, they're coming out.

329
00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,507
Wow.

330
00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:19,896
Sorry it took me so long.

331
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:21,941
I would've waited all night.

332
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,484
We almost did.

333
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,661
We are gathered here...

334
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,292
Give me a minute.

335
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,889
Okay.

336
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:46,249
Nope.

337
00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:50,385
Dave, I got it from here.

338
00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:55,849
Tina Butler, love of my life,

339
00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:59,061
I still remember the
first time I saw you.

340
00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:02,565
You were singing on stage
at the Moonlight Lounge,

341
00:17:02,948 --> 00:17:05,692
looking almost as beautiful
as you are tonight.

342
00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:07,360
Oh, God.

343
00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:11,112
This is Kevin's wedding all over again.

344
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,706
Oh.

345
00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:17,163
When I first heard your voice, I knew

346
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,737
that I didn't just want to be with you

347
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:23,085
for the rest of my life, I had to be.

348
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:29,049
Well, I remember looking
down at you from the stage

349
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:32,510
and seeing the most handsome man.

350
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,347
A beautiful smile,

351
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:38,933
those bright eyes,

352
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:41,640
and the shiniest Jheri
curl I'd ever seen.

353
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,900
I was like a sexier Rick James.

354
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:53,031
Look, I know I say the
wrong thing sometimes,

355
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,737
but the one thing I
never regretted saying

356
00:17:55,762 --> 00:17:58,098
was "I do."

357
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:03,125
Me neither, baby.

358
00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:06,061
Dave.

359
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,884
By the power vested in me
by MakeMeAMinister.com...

360
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,738
I proclaim your vows
of marriage renewed.

361
00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:21,727
You may now kiss the bride.

362
00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:32,112
This is for you, Mom and Dad.

363
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:34,614
♪ ♪

364
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:37,855
♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪

365
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,222
♪ And the beauty of it all ♪

366
00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:44,040
♪ Is when the sun comes
shining through ♪

367
00:18:44,065 --> 00:18:46,209
♪ Just the two of us ♪

368
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:51,340
♪ We can make it if we
try, just the two of us ♪

369
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,466
♪ You and I. ♪

370
00:18:55,087 --> 00:18:59,091
Aw, look at our babies. That's so sweet.

371
00:18:59,116 --> 00:19:00,148
Yeah, that's good.

372
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,734
Now let's show them
how it's really done.

373
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:04,143
Yeah. Give me the damn mic. Thank you.

374
00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:07,730
♪ We look for love, no time for tears ♪

375
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,275
♪ Wasted water's all that is ♪

376
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:14,238
♪ It don't make no flowers grow ♪

377
00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:17,782
♪ Good things might come
to those who wait ♪

378
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:20,280
♪ Not for those who wait too late ♪

379
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:23,956
♪ We got to go for all we know ♪

380
00:19:23,981 --> 00:19:26,460
♪ Just the two of us ♪

381
00:19:26,485 --> 00:19:29,030
♪ We can make it if we try ♪

382
00:19:29,055 --> 00:19:31,191
♪ Just the two of us ♪

383
00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:33,423
♪ You and I... ♪

384
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,582
You know what?

385
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:39,411
Being here, I realized that,
after ten years of marriage,

386
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,432
I love you more than ever.

387
00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:44,143
Aw, I feel the same way.

388
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,728
Really?

389
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:48,229
You know it, baby.

390
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,065
♪ Just the two of us ♪

391
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,077
♪ We can make it if we try ♪

392
00:19:54,102 --> 00:19:56,447
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪

393
00:19:56,472 --> 00:19:58,991
♪ You and I ♪

394
00:19:59,211 --> 00:20:00,909
♪ Just the two of us ♪

395
00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:03,968
♪ We can make it if we try ♪

396
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:06,289
♪ Just the two of us ♪

397
00:20:06,314 --> 00:20:08,291
♪ You and I. ♪

398
00:20:11,703 --> 00:20:13,418
Wow!

399
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:16,247
Gemma, I didn't know they had the
Electric Slide in Kalamazoo.

400
00:20:16,272 --> 00:20:17,522
Are you kidding?

401
00:20:17,547 --> 00:20:19,527
Add a banjo and some hay on the floor

402
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,804
and this is the "Boot Scootin' Boogie."

403
00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:24,360
Yeah, but there's one big difference.

404
00:20:24,385 --> 00:20:28,155
Yours is about the boots,
ours is about the booty!

405
00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:29,464
Hey!

406
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,490
Oh, okay. Okay, y'all.

407
00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:35,861
Party's over. Leave your gifts
at the door and get out.

408
00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:39,239
Uh, Calvin, it's only 8:30.

409
00:20:39,264 --> 00:20:41,366
I know, Dave, but it's my wedding night,

410
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:43,627
and Tina gets sleepy around 10:00.

411
00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:45,221
Oh, no.

412
00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:48,082
- I'm up till 10:30 tonight.
- Ooh.

413
00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:50,960
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