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Thanks again for
having us over, Tina.
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Yeah, the chicken
and dumplings are delicious.
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Aren't they, Grover?
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Wow, that is interesting.
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So I had to turn off
my football game for dinner,
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but the kid gets to play
world wide webs?
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Dad, the "world wide webs,"
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or as people under a hundred
call it, the Internet...
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...is not a game. It's-it's a,
it's a global network...
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Marty... you're
talking to Pop.
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The clock is still flashing
12:00 on his VCR.
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Which still has a tape of
Beverly Hills Cop stuck in it.
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You know what?
That was due back in 1997.
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Good thing Blockbuster
went out of business, huh?
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Grover, Mr. Calvin's right.
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Didn't we agree
no screens at the table?
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Yeah, I wasn't really sure
where we landed on that.
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So, Calvin, it looks like your
auto shop has some competition.
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I saw a new Motor Boys
opened up down the block.
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Please.
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Some generic chain
with a stupid jingle?
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I think it's catchy.
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♪ Car or truck,
you're in luck, with the ♪
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- ♪ Motor Boys. ♪
- Beep! Beep!
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Why don't you all go "beep-beep"
yourselves, all right?
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Whoa!
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Motor Boys
has a really cool website.
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Grover! Didn't I just say
no screens at the table?
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Oh, so we are
going with that.
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You know,
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business has slowed down
since they opened up.
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Maybe we should think about
updating our shop.
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Oh, I could upgrade
your computer system.
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Automate your payroll.
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Maybe make
you a website
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that's not just
a picture of you
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laying across the
hood of a Corvette?
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While you're at it,
will you fix his e-mail?
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I send him stuff all the time.
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I never get a reply.
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Yeah, that's weird, huh?
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So what do
you say, Calvin?
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Can Marty help us out?
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Why not?
You can come in tomorrow.
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And I'll start working
on a jingle for you.
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Ooh, great.
E-mail it to me.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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Season 02 Episode 10
Title :"Welcome to the Digital Divides"
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So what goes down at an
overnight teachers' retreat?
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Oh, we have so much fun.
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PowerPoint presentations,
course lectures,
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and... wait for it...
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We all come home
with a huge binder!
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My God, I married
the world's hottest nerd.
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All right, sweetie,
be good for Dad.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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I don't know.
Probably in my room?
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You know what? You've been
on that thing a lot.
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Why don't we take a little
screen break for a few days?
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A few days?
That's so unfair.
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No, come on.
It's a good thing.
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Look, you can play
outside, climb some trees,
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ride your bike around.
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Okay, if I say I'm sorry,
can I not do any of that?
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All right, sweetie, I got to go.
Give me a hug.
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I'll miss you, Mom.
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So, so...
I'm with Dad.
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Bye.
Cheer up.
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You're gonna
have so much fun.
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It's gonna be great.
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It's gonna be terrible.
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What are you talking about?
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I have tried
the "no screens" thing before,
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and it always ends
in tears and tantrums.
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Well, if he throws a tantrum,
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I will deal with it.
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I was talking about me.
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You've just committed
yourself to 48 hours of:
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"Dad. Dad.
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Dad. Dad."
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And I will
come back with,
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"What's up? I'm here.
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Let's rage."
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- Ho-ho.
- Oh, don't worry.
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There will be rage.
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You know, I'm starting
to get the feeling
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that you don't think
I can do this.
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Don't take this the wrong
way, but if I couldn't,
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you definitely can't.
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Ho-ho! Really?
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Well, what you don't realize
is I have something you don't.
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The mind of
an eight-year-old boy.
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Finally, something we agree on.
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Okay. We're off
to a great start.
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The TV in your waiting room
now gets more than one channel.
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Oh, great.
How did you do that?
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Well, not to get
too technical,
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but I put new batteries
in the remote.
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The remote?
Calvin, you told me it was stolen.
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Yeah.
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Uh, looks like
I fired Eduardo for nothing.
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Well, thanks for your help, man.
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Be sure to treat yourself
to a hard candy on the way out.
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Calvin, look.
You may not want Marty's help,
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but as the person who keeps
the books around here, I do.
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Well, fine. We're watching
Beverly Hills Cop II tonigh.
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That's right. I used a
butter knife to get Part I out.
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Okay, Marty, what's next?
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Well, let's take a look at
how you organize your invoices.
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Oh. Okay, everything's
stored right over here.
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Oh, file cabinet.
Old school.
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Nike.
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So, that's August 2012.
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This is how
you keep your records?
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How do you
keep anything organized?
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These are
barely receipts.
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"Herman, $200"?
What'd you do for Herman?
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It says it right here.
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$200 worth of work.
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Yeah, but,
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but what specifically
did you do?
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Well, if you
want to know that,
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then we gonna
have to call Eduardo.
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How do you say,
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"Oops, my bad"
in Spanish?
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That was so much fun.
What's next?
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Grover. We just did mini-golf,
batting cages,
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we even went to the dog park.
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We don't have a dog.
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Aren't you tired?
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Not at all.
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Ooh. I thought all that fetching
would tire you out.
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So, now what?
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How about this?
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How about we take
a five-minute break
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so Dad can rest his eyes?
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Okay.
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Whew...
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How will I know
when it's been five minutes?
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I'll tell you.
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How will you know?
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Buddy...
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look around you.
You have all these toys.
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You've got a
big backyard.
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You've got
a room upstairs.
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Can you really find no way
to entertain yourself?
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I have an idea.
Oh, good.
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Screen time!
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Grover!
Drop it!
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Bad boy!
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Sorry.
I'm still in dog park mode.
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Listen. Come
here, buddy.
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It would make
my life...
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so much easier
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if I gave this to you.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Trust your instincts.
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But Mom doesn't think that we
can go a few days without it.
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And I want to prove
to her that we can.
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Which is why...
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you're not gonna tell her
that I'm gonna let you
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play with this
for a few minutes.
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Yes!
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But remember,
we're not telling Mom.
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- Mom who?
- Oh...
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Okay, Dad. I just finished
setting up your new system.
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This tablet controls
all your scheduling,
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estimates
and service notes.
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Does it have
Angry Birds on there?
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'Cause I love pissing off
them uppity pigs.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, what's up, Roy?
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I got a text
saying my car was ready.
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I didn't text you.
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Uh, no.
But your new system did.
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I programmed it so when
a customer's car is ready,
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they get a notification.
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I didn't ask you to do all that.
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I'm not sure I'm
comfortable with my shop
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making its own
booty calls.
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Dad, trust me.
This is gonna make your business
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more efficient. See, customers
will be automatically billed,
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the payments go directly
into your account,
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and you don't have to call them
when their car is ready.
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Wait a minute.
So I get my money faster?
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And I don't have to talk
to chatterboxes like Roy?
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Hey.
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Roy, please.
I know more about your prostate
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than the doctor
who gave you the exam.
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So what
do you say, Dad?
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You want to give it
a shot?
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Why not?
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All right, great!
You'll see.
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This is gonna
make you leaner,
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meaner and rolling
in the greener.
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Boy, you may be smart, but
you couldn't wrap a burrito.
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Thanks for letting me have
screen time again today, Dad.
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I don't know,
maybe spaghetti?
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00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:42,712
Uh-oh. Mom.
Mom's home.
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Uh, quick, hide this.
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Okay, but you hide this.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh, hey, Gem.
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How was the retreat?
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Did you get your binder?
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I got two!
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Oh.
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Wow. It looks like
you two are having fun.
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You bet your binders we are.
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You know, I'm gonna take
this magazine to read upstairs.
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It's got something
really interesting in it.
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So, how long before
you gave him his screen back?
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Because if it was
under two hours,
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the choir teacher
owes me a hundred bucks.
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Well, I hate to disappoint you,
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but... we made it
the whole time.
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Really?
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Yup.
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And no tantrums?
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Not him. Not me.
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Wow. I'm impressed.
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Well, Gem, what you have
to understand is...
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...I'm kind of a Dad-ass.
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Come on, Calvin,
what's taking so long?
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I got a text an hour ago
that said my car was ready.
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Yeah, and you texted me
a selfie.
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Everybody
just calm down.
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I'm gonna get
to y'all in a minute.
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And you, you delete
that picture.
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I don't know you like that.
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All right. Okay,
I opened the customer profile,
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swiped to the diagnostic menu,
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clicked "payment."
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00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:06,930
You just texted me
another selfie.
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00:10:08,121 --> 00:10:10,258
Hey, Dad.
I just got your message.
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- What's the problem?
- I'm gonna tell you what the problem is.
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Your stupid system got me
sending pictures to dudes!
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00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:17,610
Okay. There's nothing wrong
with the system.
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- You must've made a mistake.
- You know, the only mistake
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I made was letting you
come up in here
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and mess up my business.
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Dad, calm down,
man, I'll fix it.
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00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:26,203
No. I think you've fixed enough.
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I'm just trying
to help you.
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You want to help?
Get out of my shop,
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and take this thing
with you.
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Fine. You don't want my help?
Stay stuck in the past.
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You don't even know
what you're talking about.
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I'm not stuck
in the past.
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All right,
y'all sit tight.
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I'm gonna go in here
and check my shoebox file.
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00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:49,899
- There you go, baby.
- Oh, thank you.
253
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:51,553
Hey, I'm surprised
Marty's not here.
254
00:10:51,641 --> 00:10:52,742
He loves your waffles.
255
00:10:52,837 --> 00:10:54,662
He's not coming.
He texted to say
256
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,094
he's too mad
at your father.
257
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,383
Oh. Well, that's too bad.
258
00:10:58,471 --> 00:10:59,556
He don't know what he's missing,
259
00:10:59,643 --> 00:11:02,187
but, uh, he's about to.
260
00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:04,883
Ooh. Waffles.
261
00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,727
Hey.
262
00:11:06,815 --> 00:11:08,156
Those are my waffles.
263
00:11:08,244 --> 00:11:09,867
How could you treat
Marty like that?
264
00:11:09,955 --> 00:11:11,328
He was just trying to help.
265
00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:14,010
Well, all he did was make
things more complicated.
266
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,750
By the time I figured out
how to charge Mrs. Perkins
267
00:11:16,838 --> 00:11:19,508
for her oil change,
she was due for another one.
268
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,375
Yeah, Pop, if you're
not gonna upgrade,
269
00:11:23,463 --> 00:11:25,516
how do you expect
to compete with Motor Boys?
270
00:11:25,831 --> 00:11:27,203
Well, I'm glad you asked.
271
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:29,353
You know, I spent
all night coming up
272
00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:31,650
with a brilliant
marketing strategy
273
00:11:31,768 --> 00:11:34,462
that is gonna bring in
tons of new business.
274
00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:36,517
Holla!
275
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:41,236
Free tune-ups?
How can we afford to do that?
276
00:11:41,324 --> 00:11:44,080
Oh, it's easy.
Just read the fine print.
277
00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:48,048
"One free tune-up
after 15 at full price.
278
00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:50,580
Offer good for one week only"?
279
00:11:52,063 --> 00:11:53,626
That's pretty slick, huh?
280
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,947
Believe what I tell you,
281
00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:58,580
Motor Boys is going down.
282
00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,572
So, that's your big plan?
283
00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:04,080
You gonna beat Motor Boys
by standing on the corner
284
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:05,189
and spinning that sign?
285
00:12:05,277 --> 00:12:07,392
No. You are.
286
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,689
Oh, hey, Gemma.
What's up?
287
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:20,765
Not much. Just running some
errands, doing some shopping,
288
00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:22,712
wondering if I'm a terrible mom.
289
00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:24,884
What?
290
00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:26,673
- Let me ask you something.
- Mm-hmm?
291
00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:29,298
Do you ever feel like Calvin's
a better parent than you?
292
00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:36,410
Girl, please. Right now he has
one son that's not talking
293
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:39,332
to him and the other that's out
working the street corner.
294
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:41,756
Sit down. Tell me
what's going on.
295
00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:44,940
Dave decided no screens
for Grover while I was gone,
296
00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:46,246
and it went great.
297
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:48,801
But every time I've tried,
it's been a disaster.
298
00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:50,769
Oh, no. I'm sure
it wasn't that bad.
299
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,944
Last time, I was so worn out,
I told Grover
300
00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:56,910
it was daylight savings
and sent him to bed at 3:00.
301
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:59,590
Well, girl, that's nothing.
302
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,389
Back when the boys were younger,
we used to play hide-and-seek.
303
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,637
And the boys would search
around the house for an hour,
304
00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:07,668
while I'd be napping in the car.
305
00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:10,229
Well, Dave doesn't
need any naps.
306
00:13:10,317 --> 00:13:12,424
Grover hasn't had a screen
in almost three days,
307
00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:14,457
and he hasn't broken a sweat.
308
00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:15,989
Three days, huh?
309
00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:18,137
Hmm. Well, then, why are
310
00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:21,191
Grover and I playing
Words with Friends right now?
311
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,699
Unbelievable.
312
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,831
I know. What kind
of freaky eight-year-old
313
00:13:27,919 --> 00:13:29,921
knows the word "cacophony"?
314
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,268
Hey, Calvin's Pit Stop.
315
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,227
We got free tune-ups.
316
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,676
Well, kind of.
317
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,512
Malcolm,
what the hell, man?
318
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,183
You've been out here,
like, two hours
319
00:13:43,271 --> 00:13:45,621
and not a single new customer's
come into the shop.
320
00:13:45,716 --> 00:13:48,441
How is that my fault?
Look, nobody's paying attention.
321
00:13:48,591 --> 00:13:51,074
That's 'cause you're
spinning the sign wrong.
322
00:13:51,162 --> 00:13:53,527
Look, you need to put
some stank on it.
323
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,822
Pop, the sign
is not the problem.
324
00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,050
If you want to help
your business,
325
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:58,926
you need to listen to Marty.
326
00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:00,854
- Oh...
- And maybe apologize
327
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,387
to him while you're at it.
328
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:06,043
He needs to be apologizing to me
for messing up my shop.
329
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,519
Now give me this.
Let me show you how to do this, man.
330
00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:11,097
You got to get down with it.
See that? Look at that.
331
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,042
Look at that... spin that.
Whoo!
332
00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:15,804
Look at that. Look at that.
333
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,776
For example,
see, check this out.
334
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,027
Whoa! I killed it right there.
335
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,878
Look at that.
Back at it, back around.
336
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,673
Up, up, you flip it, then you,
like, ride it. Like that.
337
00:14:28,761 --> 00:14:29,940
Look at that.
338
00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:31,831
I killed that. You like that?
339
00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,245
Check this out
right here.
340
00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:34,661
Oh...
341
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,020
You know what? On second
thought, maybe it's a good time
342
00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:42,734
- to talk to Marty.
- Yeah.
343
00:14:47,301 --> 00:14:48,553
Quick, Mom's home.
344
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:50,667
Oh, what's that, bud?
345
00:14:50,755 --> 00:14:52,433
I'm the best dad of all time?
346
00:14:52,521 --> 00:14:54,050
Come here.
347
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:59,050
Oh, hey, Gem,
I didn't see you there.
348
00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:02,253
Hmm. You probably didn't hear me
come in with all the noise.
349
00:15:02,341 --> 00:15:05,245
Some might call it
a cacophony.
350
00:15:07,163 --> 00:15:08,995
I'll be upstairs.
351
00:15:11,187 --> 00:15:13,441
So, what'd you two
do while I was gone?
352
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:15,042
Well, all kinds of stuff.
353
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:18,706
We built Legos, read books,
played board games.
354
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,503
Really? Which ones?
355
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:23,839
Sorry? Risk? Trouble?
356
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,972
You know, all of them.
357
00:15:28,912 --> 00:15:30,122
What was that?
358
00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:35,112
It sounds like, uh,
my toast is ready.
359
00:15:36,158 --> 00:15:38,261
Ooh, I could go
for some toast right now.
360
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:39,433
Ooh.
361
00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:42,862
Darn it. You know,
I forgot to put the bread in.
362
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:52,026
Well, look at that.
Grover was playing Words with Tina.
363
00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:55,066
What?
364
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,987
When did he... Huh.
365
00:15:59,176 --> 00:16:01,159
That little stinker.
366
00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:04,691
Dave, give it up.
I know you gave him screen time.
367
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:06,105
Okay.
368
00:16:06,193 --> 00:16:08,153
You're right. Sorry.
369
00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:10,397
It's just that when you said
that I couldn't do it,
370
00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:11,526
it made me want to do it.
371
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:15,409
And then when I was doing it,
I realized I couldn't do it.
372
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:19,191
And your solution
was to lie to me?
373
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:21,628
You made me feel
like a terrible mom.
374
00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:24,605
You are not a terrible mom.
You're a great mom.
375
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,816
Uh... You're the best mom.
376
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:28,472
Sometimes I wish
you were my mom.
377
00:16:28,607 --> 00:16:31,167
Well, then, why didn't
you just tell me the truth?
378
00:16:31,811 --> 00:16:34,245
Well, because I was
disappointed with myself.
379
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:38,714
And I really liked you thinking
that I was this amazing dad.
380
00:16:39,435 --> 00:16:41,769
You are an amazing dad.
381
00:16:42,181 --> 00:16:43,948
But parenting is hard.
382
00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:47,753
And us not being honest with
each other just makes it harder.
383
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,258
I know. I'm sorry.
384
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,612
But I think you're right.
Grover probably
385
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,526
does need to spend
less time on screens.
386
00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:00,222
Well, what do you think?
Like, an hour a day?
387
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,026
That sounds about right.
388
00:17:02,114 --> 00:17:03,917
How about two?
389
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,823
How about I put you
to bed at 3:00 again?
390
00:17:08,283 --> 00:17:11,042
I knew that
wasn't daylight savings.
391
00:17:14,396 --> 00:17:16,198
Ha, ha! Nice try, aliens.
392
00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:18,738
You thought you were slick, but
there is a new Galactic Sheriff
393
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:20,628
in town, and his name is... Oh!
394
00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:22,342
I died.
395
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,253
Who is it?
396
00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:31,558
Hey, M-Marty, look,
I came by just to, uh...
397
00:17:31,646 --> 00:17:32,998
What are you doing?
398
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,324
Playing a video game.
399
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:38,457
Really? 'Cause you look
like Ray Charles trying to ski.
400
00:17:40,247 --> 00:17:42,668
Look, I get it.
You think technology is stupid.
401
00:17:42,756 --> 00:17:44,364
But I'm kind of
in the middle of something,
402
00:17:44,451 --> 00:17:47,166
so feel free to grab
a hard candy on your way out.
403
00:17:47,254 --> 00:17:48,871
Okay.
404
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:57,035
Whoa.
405
00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:58,566
Dad? Is that you?
406
00:17:58,654 --> 00:18:01,066
What is all this
stupid space crap?
407
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,379
Yeah.
It's you.
408
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:05,550
Hey, look, son...
409
00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:07,887
Dad, if you want to talk,
you got to shoot some aliens.
410
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,918
There's a button on
your right controller...
411
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,340
Whoa, you really seem to know
412
00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:13,567
what you're doing
with that blaster.
413
00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:14,934
Of course I do.
414
00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,629
I'm from the streets, Marty.
415
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:18,745
So, now what?
416
00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:20,191
Well, we want to take cover
417
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,949
before more Kurblock drones
find us.
418
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,636
Follow me.
419
00:18:29,002 --> 00:18:31,637
So, son, about
what happened at the shop,
420
00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:34,395
I know you were
only trying to help,
421
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:37,730
but all your new technology
is too much change for me.
422
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:39,777
Look out. Laser arrows!
423
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,270
Damn, these Kurblocks
don't play.
424
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,934
Look, I know change
is hard for you,
425
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:50,988
but I've seen you do
it plenty of times.
426
00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:53,277
First you resist,
but once you buy in,
427
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,559
- you wonder what took you so long.
- Like when?
428
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:57,567
Like when you refused to
give up your flip phone.
429
00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,785
I loved that thing.
430
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:04,082
When you slammed it shut, people
knew you hung up on their ass.
431
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,854
Yeah, but when you finally
got your smartphone,
432
00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:08,611
you realized
how much better it was.
433
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:10,591
And how about when Mom
wanted to get a new mattress
434
00:19:10,678 --> 00:19:12,191
but you didn't want
memory foam?
435
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:14,223
I didn't like the idea of my bed
436
00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:16,941
remembering what I did
in it the night before.
437
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,911
Yeah, but what happened that
first night you slept on it?
438
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:21,599
It was great.
439
00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:25,026
I slept so hard my left arm
didn't wake up for a week.
440
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:27,668
Exactly. I'm telling you,
441
00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:29,114
if you give this
new system a chance,
442
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,223
you're gonna pick it up
faster than you think.
443
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,082
Maybe you're right.
444
00:19:33,232 --> 00:19:36,277
I am one of the smartest people
I know.
445
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:40,246
See? No one believes
in you more than you.
446
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,934
Thanks, son. Come on.
447
00:19:43,022 --> 00:19:44,707
Bring it in.
448
00:19:48,661 --> 00:19:50,199
Oh, Dad, look out!
449
00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:53,822
Kurblock, please.
450
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,236
Whoo!
451
00:19:57,474 --> 00:20:00,868
And that's why, in the year
3215, the Galactic Assembly
452
00:20:00,956 --> 00:20:03,111
exiled the Vortulons from
the Andromeda Compact.
453
00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:06,302
Although, there were
some economic factors
454
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:08,657
- that played into...
- Marty.
455
00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:10,767
What part of "the streets"
don't you get?
456
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:13,118
I'm just here
to blast these fools.
457
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,111
Oh, hey, guys.
458
00:20:18,144 --> 00:20:20,478
Dave? Are you in
Marty's apartment, too?
459
00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:22,353
No, I'm at Best Buy.
460
00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:25,548
Now that I'm back on screens,
I'm checking out VR headsets.
461
00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:27,759
Wait your turn, kid.
462
00:20:29,368 --> 00:20:30,368
Well, since you're here,
463
00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:32,181
you want to help us
take out some aliens?
464
00:20:32,269 --> 00:20:34,230
Actually, I came
for a new vacuum.
465
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:36,593
What do you guys think?
Do I go modern upright
466
00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,407
or classic canister?
467
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:41,868
Or, and I'm just playing
devil's advocate here, Roomba?
468
00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:45,110
Dave, watch out!
Incoming!
469
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,540
I don't see anybody.
470
00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:48,282
I was talking about me.
471
00:20:48,987 --> 00:20:51,751
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