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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Dave.
Hey, Gemma.
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We just came from
the farmers market.
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Buckle up,
persimmon season came early.
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Or as I like to call them,
apples with attitude.
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- You want to try one?
- No, thanks.
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I had enough attitude
from my employees today.
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I'll be damned if
I get it from a fruit.
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Did something happen
at the shop?
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Yeah, another one
of our mechanics quit
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to go work
at Motor Boys,
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so this month alone we're down
a Rudy and two Julios.
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I mean, Julio I get,
that guy was never loyal,
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but Julio?
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I thought
we were friends.
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That's awful.
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Yeah. Why do you think
they left?
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They don't like the way
Calvin treats them.
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What are you talking about?
They love me.
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I'm the world's best boss.
It says so on my coffee mug.
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You're using the mug I gave you.
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And you thought
it was a dumb gift.
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Yes, because you
don't work for him.
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All I'm saying, Calvin,
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is you need to treat the guys
with more respect.
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I respect them.
It's not my fault
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they're too stupid
to understand.
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Okay. If we lose
one more mechanic,
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we're basically
a car wash.
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You know,
I can help you guys.
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This is exactly
what I do for my job.
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You work
at a car wash?
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No, I'm a conflict
mediator.
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I can go into your shop, talk
to your employees, and come up
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with ways that you can improve
your relationship with them.
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He's really good.
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At the last school I worked at,
he settled a dispute
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between the football team
and the marching band.
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The football team
was beating up the band geeks?
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No, the other
way around.
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Our flute section
was gangsta.
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You know, baby, I think
we should let Dave help us.
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Fine, but if you
screw this up,
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I'm going flute section
on your ass.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 02 Episode 15
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Episode Title:
"Welcome to the Bad Review"
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Oh, perfect.
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On time for dinner, but too late
to help set the table.
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God is good.
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Yeah, God had nothing
to do with it.
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I saw you peeking
through the window.
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Yeah, and I saw you stick your
finger in the mashed potatoes.
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You want to dance?
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Shh.
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Hey, what's up, boys?
Hey, what's up, Pop?
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Yo, I heard
Julio quit.
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Uh, yeah, the hell
with that guy.
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No, I meant Julio.
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Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
What's with the clipboard?
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Well, before I sit down
with your employees,
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I came by to see
what you had to say.
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Oh, here's what I have to say:
bye, Dave.
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Come on, Pop, you told Mom you
were gonna take this seriously.
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Yeah, besides that,
you know he's not going away.
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He's right. I'm not.
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Fine. Come on, man,
let's get this over with.
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Okay, first question:
what three words
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best describe
your leadership style?
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World's best boss.
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The mug says it,
and I agree.
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Okay, uh, if that's
how you feel,
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what do you think the root
of the problem is at the shop?
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That's easy, everyone else.
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Okay, I think I'm getting
a clearer picture
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of what the problem is.
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Yeah, and the picture
looks like this.
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Ha!
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Why the hell do your fingers
smell like mashed potatoes?
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Ooh!
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You know what?
Pop, y-you just afraid
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that people gonna say
bad stuff about you.
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Yeah, you know,
the truth.
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No. No, the problem is
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that no one understands I'm not
their friend, I'm their boss.
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If they want a friend,
they need to go on the Facebook.
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You know, Calvin, you don't need
to be their friends.
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Just 'cause you're their boss
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doesn't mean you can't have a
healthy relationship with them.
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I have a healthy relationship
with them.
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I'm like a loving father
that they're afraid of.
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Move, potato fingers, go.
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Ooh.
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Isn't that the cute girl that
moved in upstairs from you?
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Yeah, Keira.
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All right. Did you
ask her out yet?
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Yes, every morning
in my mirror.
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Well, have you done it
in front of somebody
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that's not wearing
Star Warspajamas?
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I can't, man.
Why not, Marty?
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She makes me nervous.
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I get all mixed up and
tongue-tied around her.
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Well, you better get untied
because...
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- Here she comes.
- Oh, no! How much wood
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could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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- Hi, Marty.
- Hi. Hey, Keira.
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Uh, you brother
my Malcolm, remember?
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Yeah, hi.
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So I see you got your mail.
You've got mail!
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Yeah, too bad it's all bills.
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I've got student loans!
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It's funny
'cause she's in debt.
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You've got no money!
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Okay, well,
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I'll see you guys later.
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You're gonna
die alone.
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All right, guys, I'm here
to talk to you about ways
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Calvin and Tina can make this
a respectful atmosphere,
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productive workplace,
and most importantly,
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a safe space.
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Oh, a question.
Yes?
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Yeah, are we getting paid
for this?
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Yes, you are.
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Great. Can you start
from the top again?
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Okay, basically, I'm gonna
ask you some questions
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about your issues and concerns.
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But won't we get in trouble
for what we say?
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No, because everything you say
will be strictly confidential,
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so none of you
have to worry
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about any of this getting back
to Tina or Calvin.
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Hey, hey, everybody!
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Cal-Calvin,
what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm just bringing
some doughnuts for my boys.
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There is no "I" in "team,"
but there is one
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in "I love you guys."
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Uh, Calvin, I'm-I'm trying
to talk to your employees.
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Dave, I don't have employees.
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These guys are basically
like family.
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How's your wife, Norm?
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I'm not married.
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Well, too bad because
you're a real catch.
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Calvin, i-if this is gonna work,
you can't be here.
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Okay, all right, I'm gonna go,
all right? Hey, uh,
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quick update, guys,
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I just voted for
Employee of the Month,
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and congratulations,
you all won!
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Oh, you're not Keira.
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What was your first clue?
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That I'm not a woman or that
I'm talking to you?
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Well, for your information,
that's about to change.
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Oh, you finally asked her out?
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Better. I've devised an
elaborate plan to lure her
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to my apartment, where I'll be
on my own turf, and therefore,
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more comfortable
to ask her out.
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I call it
"Operation Date Keira."
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Yeah, that sounds
more to me like
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"Operation Restraining Order."
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No, trust me, man,
it's foolproof.
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This morning I put a piece
of my mail in her mailbox,
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which she will feel compelled
to return to me,
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and if she doesn't,
she's committed a felony,
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and I'm not interested.
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Marty, that is the dumbest
idea I've ever heard,
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and that includes Pop's plan
to buy a mannequin
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so he can ride
in the carpool lane.
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Dumb you say?
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That was the sound
of the elevator,
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and I hear the sound
of beautiful little footsteps.
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And here we go.
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Yeah, would you
look at that,
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you got jury duty.
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Ugh, what is
taking so long?
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I can't even believe
I'm about to say this,
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but when is Dave gonna get here?
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Baby, relax.
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Why are you so stressed out
about Dave's report?
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Because it's gonna be
full of lies about me.
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And if it says that I called
Norm a certain name,
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I didn't do it.
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And everybody laughed.
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Baby, you created
this situation,
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and now you have to deal
with the consequences.
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Like the time
that cop pulled you over
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for driving
with that mannequin.
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Well, they wouldn't have
pulled me over
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- if the mannequin was white.
- Oh, stop.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, come on in. Hey, Dave.
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So, uh,
how'd it go down at the shop?
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Really well, and you were right
about Norm.
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How is that guy single?
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Okay, so how
do we do this?
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Well, I usually start
by explaining my methodology
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and how I arrived
at my findings.
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Yeah, sounds good. We're not
gonna do any of that. Come on.
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All right, uh, well,
here's what I found:
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after numerous interviews,
it's clear that your employees
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have serious issues with...
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Norm's a liar!
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Okay, babe, relax.
I-I thought we agreed
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that we would accept
whatever Dave says, right?
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Well, I'm-I'm glad
you feel that way, Tina,
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because the complaints
weren't about Calvin,
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they were about you.
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What?
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You heard the man, Tina.
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Those idiots love me.
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Seriously?
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I'm the problem?
Calvin yells at everybody
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and calls them names,
and they blame me?
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It's funny
how that works, huh?
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Okay,
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okay, okay, tell me exactly
what these egg-sucking, two-bit,
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no-good punks said.
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Well, surprise, surprise,
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they find you to be
a little insulting.
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Fascinating. Go on.
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Okay, well, uh,
in general,
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they feel like
you don't respect their work
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and sometimes
can be a little unfair.
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Oh, my God. I mean,
I-I feel horrible.
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I mean, I would never...
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Give me that.
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I'm sorry, Tina.
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These interviews have got
to stay confidential.
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I took an oath.
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Really?
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Well, it's not an official one,
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but I made up my own
and I take it very seriously.
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You know, I respect that, Dave.
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Just like I respect
our employees at work.
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Ah.
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You are just loving this,
aren't you?
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Well-well, come on, Tina.
This isn't about me.
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This is about the shop.
And how mean you are there.
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Okay, look, the best
thing to do at this point
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is for me to sit down with the
two of you and your mechanics
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and figure out some adjustments
that Tina can make.
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This is unbelievable!
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Look, come on, babe,
all joking aside,
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we cannot afford
to lose any more mechanics.
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So for the good of the shop,
you got to do this.
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You're right, baby.
You're right.
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If it's for the good
of the shop...
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Give me that!
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I took an oath!
249
00:11:32,168 --> 00:11:33,330
Yo, yo, yo.
250
00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:34,724
What's up, man?
What you doing here?
251
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:36,037
Oh, I just came to
get some supplies
252
00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:39,073
for the next phase of
Operation Date Keira.
253
00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:40,971
Come on, Marty.
I told you
254
00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:42,768
you are making this
way too complicated.
255
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:44,119
No, I heard what you
said, which is why
256
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,846
I made this one
way more simple.
257
00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:49,346
All I need is a tennis
racket and a frozen turkey.
258
00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,610
You do realize
if I hear any more,
259
00:11:54,698 --> 00:11:56,932
I will have to testify
against you.
260
00:11:57,401 --> 00:12:00,663
Okay, I... I know I'm
being a little crazy,
261
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,549
but I'm-I'm not
like you, Malcolm.
262
00:12:02,637 --> 00:12:04,182
You could talk to girls
about anything.
263
00:12:04,301 --> 00:12:07,074
I got two subjects:
science and science fiction.
264
00:12:08,324 --> 00:12:10,393
Marty,
you're just making excuses, man.
265
00:12:10,509 --> 00:12:13,525
A-And all these ridiculous plans
are just half measures.
266
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,611
If you really want
to go out with this girl,
267
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:18,919
you just have to go all the way
and ask her out.
268
00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,682
Okay.
You're right.
269
00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:23,290
- All the way it is.
- All right.
270
00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:24,683
I'll see you later.
271
00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:27,885
Although, I could hire a
roller-skating mime to go to...
272
00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,408
Marty.
273
00:12:30,204 --> 00:12:31,260
Fine.
274
00:12:31,348 --> 00:12:33,252
I'll save that for the proposal.
275
00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:44,681
Hey, Tina.
276
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,282
Dave told me about the report.
277
00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,110
- How are you doing?
- Terrible.
278
00:12:48,459 --> 00:12:50,561
I feel so bad about
what's going on at the shop.
279
00:12:50,649 --> 00:12:52,891
I could really use
my girl's shoulder to cry on.
280
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,123
I'm not giving you the folder.
281
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,813
Damn it!
282
00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:58,468
Come on, Tina.
Finding out who said what
283
00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:00,227
isn't gonna make you
feel any better.
284
00:13:00,315 --> 00:13:04,040
Who said anything about
feeling better? I want revenge!
285
00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:07,499
Look, I get it. You're
hurt, you're angry,
286
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,282
you're looking around for
the folder, which isn't here.
287
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,985
Come on, Gemma.
You know, I've been up all night
288
00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,072
thinking about this,
and I think I finally realized
289
00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:16,009
what's going on here.
290
00:13:16,097 --> 00:13:18,118
- Really? What?
- Sexism.
291
00:13:18,206 --> 00:13:19,235
Think about it.
292
00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:21,586
I am a female boss
in a shop full of men,
293
00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:24,626
and... huh... what a shocker,
I'm the problem.
294
00:13:24,719 --> 00:13:26,982
Wow. I hadn't
thought about that.
295
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,985
Come on.
You are a school principal
296
00:13:29,073 --> 00:13:31,688
with a bunch of male employees
who work under you.
297
00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:34,102
You know they don't treat you
with the same respect.
298
00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:35,712
I know.
299
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,261
I've had to deal with them
calling me "bossy," Mm.
300
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:40,308
"Demanding," "bootylicious."
301
00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:41,701
What?
302
00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:46,115
Actually, that was Ms. Nelson,
the P.E. teacher.
303
00:13:46,203 --> 00:13:47,793
- So you know what I'm saying.
- I do.
304
00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:49,037
- So you're with me?
- Yeah.
305
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,762
- Sisters in arms?
- Hell yeah!
306
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,152
Oh, God, I'm so lucky
to have you as a friend.
307
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,242
I'm still not
giving you the folder.
308
00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:55,738
Damn it!
309
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,426
Hey. There's Keira.
310
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:01,863
Now's your chance
to ask her out.
311
00:14:01,951 --> 00:14:03,344
No, man.
Now's not the time.
312
00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:04,910
Our food's gonna get cold.
313
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,605
Marty, we have frozen yogurt.
314
00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,729
Okay. You're right.
315
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,329
No more half measures.
316
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,527
All right.
317
00:14:16,518 --> 00:14:17,566
Hey, Keira.
318
00:14:17,654 --> 00:14:18,793
Oh, hey, Marty.
319
00:14:18,881 --> 00:14:20,357
Did you get the mail
I put under your door?
320
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:21,452
What? That was you? Oh.
321
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,606
Well, on behalf
of the U.S. justice system,
322
00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:25,582
you are guilty of being
a good neighbor.
323
00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:30,262
Uh, so, um...
324
00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:34,199
I was thinking,
maybe Friday night,
325
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:37,997
you and I could go out on a date
together. All the way.
326
00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:40,275
Uh, to-to a restaurant.
327
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,575
That's so sweet,
328
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:45,645
but I actually have
a boyfriend back in Houston.
329
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,817
Oh... uh, uh, right,
of course.
330
00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:49,077
Of course. Uh...
331
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:50,895
"Houston, we have a boyfriend."
332
00:14:53,356 --> 00:14:55,620
But if it's okay with you,
333
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:56,947
I'd love to be friends.
334
00:14:57,035 --> 00:14:58,153
Absolutely.
335
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:01,051
I love friends. Almost as much
as I love the TV show.
336
00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:03,348
I'm kind of a black Chandler.
337
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,075
Okay, well,
I'll see you later.Okay.
338
00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:09,598
Aw, man, she has a boyfriend?
339
00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:11,818
Yep. She wants to be friends.
340
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,740
I'm sorry, little bro.
That's a real bummer.
341
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,903
Are you kidding?
I'm in.
342
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,036
It may have taken seven seasons,
but Monica married Chandler.
343
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,040
Could this be a better day?
344
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:30,239
Okay, everyone, this session is
for healing and moving forward.
345
00:15:30,342 --> 00:15:32,614
No one should feel threatened
or under attack.
346
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:40,419
Okay... Hey, guys, listen,
347
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,887
Tina's gonna say a few words,
348
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:47,833
and I'll just sit back and take
a sip from my favorite mug.
349
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:53,176
Okay, well,
let me start by saying
350
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:54,778
that I am sorry.
351
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:58,174
It was not my intention
to make anyone uncomfortable.
352
00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:01,315
It's just, as a boss,
it's challenging
353
00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:04,903
to work with a bunch
of whiny-ass babies!
354
00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:06,887
O-Okay.
355
00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:09,034
In-in my professional
opinion, I think
356
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:11,247
we should focus
on the words "I'm sorry"
357
00:16:11,335 --> 00:16:14,997
rather than every word
that came after that.
358
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,044
No, no, no, no.
359
00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:18,395
I'm sorry all right.
360
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,729
Sorry that I am surrounded
by a bunch of male chauvinists
361
00:16:21,817 --> 00:16:25,709
who can't stand having
a woman as their boss.
362
00:16:26,074 --> 00:16:27,364
You got it all wrong.
363
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:28,672
I don't care
that you're a woman.
364
00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,020
Yeah, neither do I.
365
00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:33,301
I mean, Julio did,
but Julio set him straight.
366
00:16:34,122 --> 00:16:35,520
Babe, come on, now.
367
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:37,741
We're trying to save
our business here.
368
00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:40,091
So just admit
that you're the problem
369
00:16:40,179 --> 00:16:42,703
like I admitted that
I wasn't.
370
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:46,364
You know, I don't
believe y'all.
371
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:48,461
Just because you say
you're not a sexist
372
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,981
doesn't mean that you're not.
373
00:16:50,123 --> 00:16:52,528
I'm not a sexist.
I just didn't think it was fair
374
00:16:52,616 --> 00:16:54,226
that you docked my
pay last month.
375
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,925
Lenny, you broke
the hydraulic jack.
376
00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,684
Calvin wanted to fire you.
I talked him out of it.
377
00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:01,456
You was gonna
fire me for that?
378
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,981
It had sentimental value.
379
00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:06,681
I changed Quincy Jones's tire
with that jack.
380
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,419
Wow.
381
00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:09,723
Okay, but what about
382
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,231
when you made us
work overtime for a week?
383
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,466
Yeah.
384
00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:16,684
That's because Calvin wanted you
to work on Christmas Day.
385
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:19,161
I did that so you could be
with your families.
386
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:20,520
- What? - What?
- Dang, Calvin.
387
00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,559
Hey. Hey!
388
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:25,170
I was being
culturally sensitive.
389
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,165
Any one of you
could be Jewish.
390
00:17:28,098 --> 00:17:29,387
Okay, all right.
391
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:32,301
You know, I see how this is.
392
00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,130
It's not about
sexism at all.
393
00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:35,934
It's Calvin.
394
00:17:37,384 --> 00:17:39,716
That does make
way more sense.
395
00:17:39,804 --> 00:17:41,497
Mm-hmm.
Right, right, right.
396
00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:43,325
So instead of being mad at me,
397
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,958
you should be mad
at mug man over there.
398
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:51,083
Tina, be respectful.
This mug was a gift.
399
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:53,051
No, no, no.
She's right.
400
00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:54,950
I want to change my answer
to "Calvin."
401
00:17:55,536 --> 00:17:57,716
But can I keep it anonymous?
402
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,020
Sit down.
Okay, all right. Well,
403
00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:04,044
Calvin, given this new
and, well, in retrospect,
404
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:06,176
unsurprising information,
405
00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:09,395
is there anything
you'd like to say?
406
00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:10,934
Yeah.
407
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:13,559
Dave,
you really messed this up.
408
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:17,130
Calvin, these guys have been
with you for a long time.
409
00:18:17,302 --> 00:18:19,692
You really want to lose
them to Motor Boys?
410
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:22,231
Okay, look.
411
00:18:22,546 --> 00:18:25,044
Guys, I know that
I can be a tough boss,
412
00:18:25,342 --> 00:18:27,341
but that's because
I care about this place.
413
00:18:27,429 --> 00:18:28,856
And I care about you.
414
00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:32,130
I mean, this isn't some
run-of-the-mill chain
415
00:18:32,218 --> 00:18:33,747
like Motor Boys.
416
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:35,540
This is
a neighborhood shop.
417
00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,567
And that's because of the work
that you do.
418
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:40,911
So,
now that I hear you,
419
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,927
I'll try to consider
your feelings more.
420
00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:49,380
But I think we can all agree
that from here on out,
421
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,778
you're paying
for the doughnuts.
422
00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:53,723
Really?
423
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,200
O-Okay.
424
00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:58,856
Well, look, Calvin, that's
a step in the right direction.
425
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,489
Fellas, w-what do you say?
426
00:19:03,297 --> 00:19:04,687
S-Sounds fair to us.
427
00:19:05,117 --> 00:19:08,731
Good. All right,
well, as a sign of good faith,
428
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:10,833
why don't you guys take
the rest of the day off?
429
00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:12,356
Okay.
430
00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:15,293
We close in ten minutes.
431
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,505
You know what?
You're right. Why bother?
432
00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:19,114
Get back to work.
433
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,262
No, no, no.
434
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,606
Don't listen to him.
435
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:25,262
You can all leave now and come
in one hour later tomorrow.
436
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,526
Right, Calvin?
437
00:19:27,395 --> 00:19:28,867
Sure.
438
00:19:28,955 --> 00:19:30,068
Yeah. Thank you.
439
00:19:30,156 --> 00:19:32,060
- Thank you.
- Y'all got it.
440
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,365
- Well, all right.
- Okay.
441
00:19:34,703 --> 00:19:38,177
Another business saved,
relationships mended.
442
00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:40,180
You know, it's like
I always say:
443
00:19:40,268 --> 00:19:43,750
if everyone just slows down
and takes the time...
444
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,162
This place is a death trap!
445
00:19:58,502 --> 00:20:01,132
So none of the mechanics
were sexist at all?
446
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:04,076
No. In fact,
Terrell loves strong women.
447
00:20:04,164 --> 00:20:07,080
He has a giant back tattoo
that says "Mommy."
448
00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:10,076
- Aw, that's so sweet.
- Mm-hmm.
449
00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:13,006
I hope Grover never
ever does that.
450
00:20:13,555 --> 00:20:16,326
Oh, hey, Calvin.
I was wondering where you were.
451
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,959
Well, to say thank you
for what you did at the shop,
452
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,942
- I got you a little gift.
- Oh.
453
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,510
- Hey...
- You shouldn't have.
454
00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:26,090
"World's Best Grandma"?
455
00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:28,301
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
456
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,363
Don't worry,
you'll grow into it.
457
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:32,531
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