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Calvin, you got to check
this out. Look at this.
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My refrigerator
is 36 degrees right now.
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Look-look, Dave, I don't care.
The Lakers have the ball.
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It's one minute left. All right,
get your app out my face.
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No. You're not
gonna say that
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when you see what
this thing can do.
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I can change the temperature
in my refrigerator
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from anywhere in the world.
Look at that.
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I have never changed
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the temperature
in my fridge, ever.
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All right? Either it's cold or
it's broken. Okay? Now, please.
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Calvin, you-you got to see
all these options.
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I can get a notification
every time an ice cube drops,
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but with one swipe,
I can even mirror it on my TV.
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(TV chimes)
(ice cubes clinking)
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You just mirrored it on my TV.
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I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Look, I didn't mean to. Um...
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Look, the shot was
in the air, man. Come on.
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Relax. I can get it back.
Just give me a second.
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Here we go.
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Okay, uh...
(TV chimes)
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(crowd cheering)
Hah. There it is.
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See that? Lakers won.
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You didn't miss anything.
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I missed them winning.
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I feel your pain. Did you see
the Housewives finale?
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I didn't. I saw the crisper
get two degrees colder.
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Yeah, well,
men love their gadgets.
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Their stupid, stupid gadgets.
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Well, he got
his smart fridge
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and I got to upgrade
our bathrooms.
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You've got to
come over and see.
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It's like I have
my own spa.
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Aw, I'm jealous.
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Really, Tina?
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We just did a big renovation
after the earthquake.
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Brand-new kitchen,
brand-new living room.
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Yeah, but not
the bathrooms.
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And now the rest of the
house looks so good
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and the bathrooms
look horrible.
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Or...
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maybe ugly bathrooms
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make you appreciate
how beautiful
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the rest of the house is.
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It's how you look at things.
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Glass half-full.
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Nah. That's like
shaving one leg
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and the other leg
looks like Sasquatch.
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Come on.
(laughs)
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Babe, they're bathrooms, okay?
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You go in there,
you do your business,
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you scroll on Instagram
45 minutes
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until your legs go to sleep,
and then you get up.
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Baby, this is gonna be
our forever home, okay?
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Don't you want it to be perfect?
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Don't you want new tiles?
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A steam shower...
A bidet. They're amazing.
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Ooh, a bidet.
Okay.
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Look, we just sank all
that money into the Fusebox.
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Now is not the time
to be bidet-ing.
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Well... You should do
what we did.
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Get a home equity
line of credit.
(scoffs)
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Who needs all that paperwork?
Oh, it's really easy.
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Bank just sent somebody
over for a walk-through
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and actually appraised for way
more than we thought it would.
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You should give it a try.
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What is this, a commercial?
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"We should give it a try."
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Oh, thank you, baby!
No, no.
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I'll call the bank
in the morning.
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No...
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Well, as you can see,
we have an open floor plan.
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They call this the great room.
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(chuckles)
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I'm sure you would agree.
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Yeah, it's nice.
Mm.
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Tina, Tina, let the man
do his job, okay?
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TINA:
Oh, come on, baby.
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Get with the program.
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Okay, look, Tina, I am fine
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with whatever you want,
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except for this bidet thing.
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I like the water in my toilet
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to go one direction:
down, not up.
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So... is that coffee?
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Yes, it is. (chuckles)
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(laughs) Great. Great. Um...
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Do you think that's
a great idea for our baby?
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Marty, don't start
before I have my coffee.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Only that's what
I'm starting about.
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I asked my doctor and she said
a moderate amount is fine.
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And before you ask,
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the doctor also said it's okay
to have a glass of wine.
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Great, great. So, the baby's
gonna be a jittery alcoholic.
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Are we done here?
I kind of have work to do.
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Uh, we need to talk
about your car.
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What about it?
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It's a convertible.
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What's wrong with that?
It's fun.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, you know what's not fun?
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When you hit a pothole and
the baby in the car seat goes
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flying out and lands on
a tree three blocks away.
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So, in this scenario,
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I didn't buckle the baby
into the car seat?
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That is not what I'm saying.
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Well, where is this baby getting
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such a high launch trajectory?
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Oh.
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I'm driving on a planet
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with no gravity.
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(gasps) Did I miss something?
Have we colonized the moon?
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Okay, first of all,
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we're closer than you think.
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And I'm-I'm just saying
maybe a car with a roof
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makes more sense for a baby.
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Marty, I appreciate
your concern. Thank you.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Uh, wait, so-so
what does that mean?
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It means my feet are swollen,
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I can barely fit into my jeans,
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and I have thrown up
three times today.
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All right, all right,
uh, fair enough.
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I am backing off. (laughs)
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Oh, my God, woman-- sushi?!
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Do you know how much mercury
is in that?
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Malcolm.
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Malcolm.
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Wait, Malcolm.
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Guess what the temperature
is in my freezer right now.
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I'm gonna say, uh... (chuckles)
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"I don't give a damn" degrees.
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Close. It's 23.
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Look, the e-mail just came in
with our new appraisal.
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Ooh, here comes our money.
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Well, all right, all right.
(laughs)
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What did it say?
Well, it's still loading.
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Must be big.
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What the hell?
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Calvin, look at this.
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What the hell?
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Do we live in a bucket?
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Why is this
so much less than yours
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when we're 20 feet apart
with the same square footage?
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Okay, you know what?
Don't worry.
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I'm sure if you, if you
put a little TLC in,
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you know, you
fix up the steps,
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you spruce up
the dated color scheme,
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I'm sure...
Uh...
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Dave, it's not the color
of the house.
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It's the color of the people
who live here.
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Oh, man. I mean,
you hear about this stuff,
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but you're always surprised
when it happens to you.
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This is straight-up
institutional racism.
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Preach.
Can I get a amen?
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Amen.
Won't he do it?
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(chuckles)
I've always wanted to do that.
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What's going on?
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Look-look how little
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they're saying
our house is worth.
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Now, now, we don't know
what went into this.
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M... (sighs) Maybe the appraiser
found some sort of killer mold.
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What color mold, Dave?
Black?
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I don't see color in mold.
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You know what? I know how
we can get a decent loan.
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We're gonna call that bank back
and get a second appraiser,
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and when he shows up,
guess what?
What?
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Calvin and Tina Butler--
they're gonna be white people.
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Yeah. You mean get another
couple to pretend to be us?
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This is a great idea,
but who we thinking?
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I think it should be Kevin Bacon
and Reese Witherspoon.
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It's us, Dave.
We're the white Butlers.
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Oh.
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Well, all right!
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Okay, family pictures,
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Black artwork--
it's all got to go.
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We got to whiten this place up.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Gemma, did you
bring the good stuff?
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"It's wine o'clock."
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Yes! Perfect.
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All right,
I brought some music.
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I've got the trifecta,
the three Kenny's:
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Loggins, Rogers, and G.
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(chuckles)
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I guess we need to hide
the Kenny Latimore.
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Okay? (laughs)
(laughs)
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Who's Kenny Latimore?
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See?
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I'm gonna take another load
of your shoes
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over to our place, Pop.
Okay, good.
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Okay, I just got to ask.
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Why is it that Black people
have so many pairs of shoes?
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Oh, hey, you know what?
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That is a fair enough question
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because I always
wanted to know
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how do white people
get away with so few?
Yes.
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You know,
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you need shoes
for every occasion.
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(chuckles) Right.
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You got gym shoes,
you got work shoes,
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you got church shoes,
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you got movie shoes,
coffee shoes,
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chillin' shoes
and shoe shopping shoes.
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Okay, well-well,
what if you accidentally
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wore your chillin' shoes
to the movies?
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(both scoff, laugh)
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Who would do that?
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Then you wouldn't be chillin'.
You know?
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Oh, wow. Oh.
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Are these
Michael Jordans?
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Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy.
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Whoa, whoa. Put those down.
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Those-those aren't for wearing.
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Well, why do you
have them then?
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Well, they're collectibles.
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A few years ago,
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a customer came
into the Pit Stop
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and couldn't afford
a new transmission.
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Malcolm convinced me to accept
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a pair of Jordan 4s for payment.
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And how much are
they worth now?
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They are selling for six grand.
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Whew.
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And, someday,
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these will be
my inheritance.
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Oh, no, no.
These are going with me.
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Yeah, these are
my coffin shoes.
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Dead man walking!
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Ooh, now, these are fire.
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You know how much
these are worth?
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I do. Now, back up.
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Look but don't touch,
my brother.
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Wow. You sound like the lady
at the jewelry store.
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MALCOLM: Hey, Marty.
Hey.
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Um, what's on your shirt?
(door closes)
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Ah, this. (laughs)
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It's a burrito.
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Do you need a bib, bro?
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No. No, it is not my burrito.
You see,
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a certain pregnant woman
was eating it
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and I just innocently asked
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if it was too spicy for someone
in her condition, and she...
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She threw it at you?
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Oh, no. No.
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She gently mushed it
on my chest and slid it down.
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So, you told a pregnant
woman what she can't eat?
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(scoffs)
You got off easy.
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I got a pot of hot gumbo
thrown at me.
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You think you'd be faster
than gumbo, but nope.
252
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,020
Oh, well, maybe
you can help me out.
253
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,288
You're a-a baby daddy.
254
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,389
Of three.
255
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,556
From three different women.
256
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,624
Hey, don't be mad at me
257
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,893
'cause I'm lovable.
258
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,963
Anyway, how do you co-parent
259
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,631
with somebody
who you're not with?
260
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,767
I mean, Courtney and I
are friends, sure,
261
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,836
but we're not a couple,
and the way she treats me now,
262
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,437
I might as well
be a sperm donor.
263
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,506
Look, Marty, because
you and Courtney aren't
264
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,809
in a relationship, you shouldn't
be afraid to put your foot down.
265
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,678
But gently, because you
are in a relationship.
266
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,646
You just aren't
having sex with her.
267
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,281
Hmm.
268
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,817
That kind of makes sense.
269
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,685
Does it?
270
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,420
Well, yeah, man.
271
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,355
Well, you wouldn't understand
'cause you're not in our club.
272
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,290
What club?
The baby daddy's club.
273
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,425
That's not a thing.
274
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,626
It is.
Look, look, look.
275
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,194
Marty, don't worry
about Malcolm.
276
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,996
Kids are a blessing.
You're gonna work this out.
277
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,264
Thanks, man.
278
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,435
Uh, Trey?
279
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,772
Where are you going
with our pop's shoes on?
280
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,575
Oh, that's weird.
I ain't come in with these?
281
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,012
(knocking)
282
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,381
Ah, hello.
283
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,918
You must be Scott,
the appraiser.
284
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,286
Welcome to our home.
285
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,455
We are the Butlers.
286
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,098
You've got a beautiful home,
Mr. Butler.
287
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,236
Oh, right, uh...
(chuckles)
288
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,572
Mr. Butler,
of course.
289
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,274
Uh, you know what,
call me Calvin.
290
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,110
Yeah, Tina Butler--
who-who's right here--
291
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,946
and I designed
this kitchen ourselves.
292
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,448
And you'll notice
we only have granola
293
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,550
and applesauce in there.
294
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,586
No, uh...
295
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,755
grits or hot sauce.
296
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,126
Oh, I see you got
all the Kenny's.
297
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,527
(chuckles)
Oh!
298
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,429
Sure-sure do.
299
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,798
Ah! Look who it is.
300
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,233
It's our son, Timmy Butler.
301
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,467
(Cockney accent):
Hello, gov'nor.
302
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,836
Care for a spot of tea?
303
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,405
(Gemma laughs)
304
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,307
Timmy,
why are you talking like that?
305
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,542
Well, I'm a Caucasian, I am.
306
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,879
Cheerio.
307
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,116
Doug, magazine, magazine.
308
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,484
Hey!
309
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,719
Blimey!
310
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,159
Uh, Courtney?
311
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,527
Courtney, can I talk to you
for a sec?
312
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,363
(sighs)
Marty, they're regular gummies.
313
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,965
I can show you the bag.
314
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,166
No.
315
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,667
No, uh, no need.
316
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,536
Uh, although...
317
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,471
gelatin is made from pig bones
318
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,441
and corn syrup, but...
but-but knock yourself out.
319
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,243
(laughing)
320
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,779
Okay.
(chuckles)
321
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,682
Uh, okay, so here's the thing.
322
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,652
You and I need to figure out
what we are.
323
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,988
Courtney, I-I don't want
to feel like a sperm donor.
324
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,357
Although I would be
a hot commodity.
325
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,959
I am six feet tall.
326
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,460
I have a master's degree.
327
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,428
And I still got all my hair.
328
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,664
Marty, I don't know
where this is going,
329
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,766
but I already got
your sperm for free.
330
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,435
Yeah. And you're welcome
for that, by the way.
331
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,037
But, uh, but...
332
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,939
we need to figure out
333
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,441
how we're gonna work together
on this whole pregnancy thing.
334
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,643
You're right.
Just hear me out before you...
335
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,045
Oh, oh.
336
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,380
I'm-I'm right.
337
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,215
Yeah.
338
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,117
I do need help.
339
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,386
For the first time in my life,
I don't have all the answers,
340
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,321
and it is freaking me out.
341
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,423
But, Marty,
I can't have you trying
342
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,325
to micromanage my life
for the next six months
343
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,027
and the next 18 years.
344
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,997
I know, I know,
and I can be a lot.
345
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,032
But I was thinking,
346
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,201
do you remember how well
we worked together at JPL?
347
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,402
Yeah.
348
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,938
We killed it
on that Mars lander project.
349
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,272
No, we did! We did.
350
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,673
And if we can get a robotic claw
351
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,109
to pick up a rock
on another planet,
352
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,543
we can figure out
how to have a baby.
353
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,945
Hell yeah!
Yeah.
354
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,279
We can do this.
355
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,181
Yeah.
We can call it...
356
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,618
...Operation Baby.
357
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,487
You know, with the pause,
I was expecting a better name,
358
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,822
but sure.
359
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,927
So, did you listen
to the Kenny's?
360
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,861
Yeah, well, I'm not mad
at that Kenny G.
361
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,099
The second appraisal's in.
362
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,868
♪ Mama's gonna get
her wet room. ♪
363
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,103
Ooh!
364
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,940
Oh, thank you, white Butlers.
365
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,842
Well, it was an honor
to be you and Calvin.
366
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,111
Come on, let's start
picking out some tiles.
367
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,547
Yeah...
368
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,615
"Yeah..." what?
369
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,719
We can't take that money.
370
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,455
What's wrong?
You won.
371
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,290
No, we didn't.
372
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,992
You won for us.
373
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,560
And if we accept that money,
374
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,295
then what would we be saying--
375
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,931
that their racist policies
are okay?
376
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,666
TINA:
No, no.
377
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,135
Not okay, but you know
378
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,071
what would take
the sting out of it?
379
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,738
A bidet
380
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,674
that blows warm air
on your tush.
381
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,277
Oh, my God, I mean...
382
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,112
Come on, Tina, no.
383
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,281
Look, Ma...
Ma, if you take their money,
384
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,449
you're just letting
them buy you off.
385
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,151
Look, Pop, we got to do
something so they don't think
386
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,419
they can just
get away with this.
387
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,954
You're right, son.
388
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,956
I agree.
389
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,257
And we'll do that
the second
390
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,692
they finish grouting
the new tile.
391
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,633
Okay, so I will take
bottle feeding
392
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,735
from midnight to 5:00 a.m.
393
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,437
Great, and I'll
do nursing.
394
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,905
Obviously.
(chuckles)
395
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,474
I will do spit up, you do drool.
396
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,942
We both do poop.
397
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,177
Poop is for everybody.
398
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,513
Everybody gets poop.
399
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,981
Uh, yo, I think we nailed this.
400
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,850
Yeah, we're gonna be
awesome co-parents.
401
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,153
I am starving.
What's for lunch? Ooh!
402
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,255
Ramen.
Mexican.
403
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,625
New board.
404
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,797
Good afternoon,
405
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,899
Mr. And Mrs...
406
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,635
Butler?
407
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,204
I'm sorry, who are the Butlers?
408
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,340
(overlapping chatter)
409
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,544
Excuse me, sorry.
I'm-I'm confused.
410
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,979
Do you all have the same name?
411
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,016
Actually, look, we are
the real Butlers.
412
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,785
And your bank
came to our house
413
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,355
to give us an appraisal,
and it was quite low.
414
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,323
So, for the
second appraisal,
415
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,126
we had our friends
be the Butlers,
416
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,063
and their appraisal was higher
417
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,031
for the same damn house.
418
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,399
So,
419
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,500
do you see a difference
420
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,036
between these two sets
of Butlers?
421
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,871
Um...
422
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,374
you mean, like, height-wise?
423
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,078
Yeah.
424
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,113
Whose height is darker?
425
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,881
I'm sure that
this was just some kind
426
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,350
of a misunderstanding,
and I promise you,
427
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,386
we're gonna look
into how this happened.
428
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,088
Oh, no, she did not
429
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,256
just close that folder.
Yes, she did.
430
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,192
CALVIN:
You know what, ma'am, you
don't-you don't have to
431
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,859
look into how this happened.
432
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,896
We know how this happened.
433
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,031
All of us Butlers
434
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,966
know how this happened.
435
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,104
Okay, Dave,
we're dropping that part.
436
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,573
Clearly, mistakes were made.
437
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,676
But I assure you that
we're gonna make this right.
438
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,778
Why in the world
would they trust
439
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,447
anything this bank says now?
440
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,616
You're right.
We have to earn that trust.
441
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,284
So, first thing, obviously,
442
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,186
we will honor
the higher appraisal.
443
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,055
You know what? Nice try,
but this isn't about money.
444
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,292
This is about the right
and the wrong.
445
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,096
Right and wrong is what
SGV Bank & Trust is all about.
446
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,198
So, please don't judge
our actions
447
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,434
by one bad apple.
448
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,669
Well, there seems to be
a lot of bad apples
449
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,172
from a very old
and rotten tree.
450
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,773
Gemma.
On it.
451
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,978
Ha!
Oh.
452
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,748
Hi. Hello. Hi.
453
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,683
Who are these people?
454
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,452
Oh, these people?
455
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,786
That's a good question.
456
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,288
You know,
I did a little digging around
457
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,490
and I found out
that a whole bunch of people
458
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,126
in our neighborhood
have mortgages with this bank.
459
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,427
And guess what?
460
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,264
They all got appraisals
way below the average.
461
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,500
Now, do you notice any
unifying characteristics here?
462
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,370
Yeah. Are we all
the same height?
463
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,006
I assure you,
464
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,742
if that happened,
I am very sorry.
465
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,245
This bank is committed
to equality.
466
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,414
That's not what heard.
467
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,949
Yeah. Okay, okay.
468
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,785
Well, are you willing to promise
469
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,154
in front of God
and Gemma's phone
Mm.
470
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,190
that you will
order new appraisals
471
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,192
for all these people's houses?
Of course.
472
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,027
And that they will be fair?
Absolutely.
473
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,763
And that you will
validate our parking?
474
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:51,831
Because you made us wait,
like, 20 minutes
475
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,800
and... and it adds up.
476
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,637
I'm sorry,
we don't own the building.
477
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,906
(scoffs)
Isn't that
478
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,874
convenient?
479
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,311
You know what?
480
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,145
You got three days
to make this right
481
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:09,182
before we decide to make
this thing public.
482
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,718
And my son has
a disturbing number
483
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,520
of social media followers.
484
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,423
Understood. Okay.
485
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,558
if you guys will all...
Well, you just follow me
486
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,160
to the lobby and I will
get some information
487
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,996
and then we will... we will get
things rolling on this, okay?
488
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,799
I'm proud of you, Malcolm.
I'm proud of you, too, Pop.
489
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,635
Oh, thank you, son.
490
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,472
Tina, come on.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
491
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,978
And for the shower,
it has rain,
492
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,314
waterfall, mist,
ooh, and massage.
493
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,583
Mm, will it hit
all my hot spots?
494
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,117
Mm, every one.
495
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,787
Even the ones
you didn't know you had.
496
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,589
Hey, well, get
to ordering, babe.
497
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,625
Hey, so, uh, which bank did
you guys get the loan from?
498
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,926
No bank.
499
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,362
Why should we go
begging for money
500
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,996
when we have
our own resources?
501
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,798
All right.
What resources?
502
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,875
Um, Malcolm,
you should sit down.
503
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,510
M-Me?
Yeah.
504
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,247
(chuckles, stammers)
505
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,117
What is it?
506
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,787
Well, there's no
easy way to say this,
507
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,623
but, uh, I sold
the Jordan 4s.
508
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,725
Not the 4s, Pop.
509
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,931
There's more.
510
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,967
The limited edition,
uh, Nike Dunks?
511
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,936
Gone.
512
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,539
You okay?
Where you going, Malcolm?
513
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(laughs)
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I'm a grown man, Mama.
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I ain't gonna cry
in front of y'all.
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Oh!
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Malcolm...
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I was thinking about
the heated towel racks.
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