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Marty?
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There are customers
waiting in the lounge
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and no one bringing
their cars around.
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Yeah, I know, Dad.
Lowell just quit this morning.
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Of course he did.
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It is impossible to keep
employees these days.
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Nobody in your generation
wants to work.
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Actually, he quit because
he sold a movie script
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to Oprah's company,
but yeah.
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Well, if he wrote it
while he was working here,
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I want a percentage.
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And your mama get
to meet Oprah.
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And Gayle.
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Mom, you are
stressing me out.
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You are making this
a very big deal,
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and I got a lot going on.
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Mom, I love you.
Love you.
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Love you, too,
but you're not hearing me!
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Yes, but everyone else is.
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I let my mom talk me
into coming home
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to Calgary for
a quick visit,
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and suddenly she's throwing me
an enormous baby shower.
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Oh.
Yes, the pastor's fine.
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But the whole congregation?
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I love you,
too, Mommy.
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That woman is gonna be
the death of me.
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I told her
I did not want a baby shower.
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Well, the baby is gonna need
a lot of stuff when it comes.
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Yes, but a free stroller
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and bottle warmer isn't
worth me having to explain
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to two dozen old ladies
how I accidentally
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let some random dude
knock me up.
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No offense.
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Believe me,
I know how moms can get.
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(yells)
What? What's wrong?
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I forgot to invite your mom.
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Oh!
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The shower's tomorrow,
and in another country.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Then why did you scream?
Did I?
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I shouldn't have.
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What am I gonna do?
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Your mom is
never gonna forgive me.
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Courtney, calm down, okay?
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(stammers)
It's gonna be okay.
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This isn't even
her kind of thing.
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And it's all the way in Canada.
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Trust me,
you are doing her a favor.
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Now she doesn't have
to let you down by saying no.
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Are you sure?
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Of course I'm sure.
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You think I don't know
my own mother?
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Okay. All right, you just,
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you just, you go
and-and have fun.
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And, uh, I'll see you
when you get back.
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Okay, okay, thank you.
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All right.
"Get back"?
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Is she going to lunch already?
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No, Dad, she's
going to Canada.
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Well, she better
be back in an hour.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Dinner was fantastic,
Gemma.
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The steaks were
perfect.
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Oh, thanks, Tina.
Mm-hmm.
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Calvin, cognac?
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Ah, you're breaking out
the 'yac.
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(chuckles)
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This friendship is
finally paying off.
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So, Lamar, am I crazy, or did
you take the bus here tonight?
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You're not crazy,
Gemma.
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The Datsun
caught on fire.
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Ah, that's a bummer.
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And you can't afford
to buy another car
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because you can't
find a job.
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You can't find a job because
he doesn't have a car.
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Mm.
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It's quite a pickle.
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Well, I'd love
to give you a job,
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but the school has
a very clear policy
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on hiring
convicted felons.
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You can't.
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Damn it.
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Just wish we knew someone
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who owned a private business.
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Ah, okay.
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I see I've been suckered
by the 'yac.
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Mm-hmm.
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You guys always talk
about how good people
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deserve a second chance.
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Yes, but not from me, Dave.
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Besides, I can't help.
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I don't have any openings.
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Yes, you do.
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Didn't Lowell the valet guy
just quit this morning?
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I had forgotten that.
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Yes, Tina.
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Thank you so much for
that very timely reminder.
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Do you really believe Mama
wouldn't care if she wasn't
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invited to the baby shower?
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Of course she'd care.
She'd be heartbroken.
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But that's why
she's never going to find out.
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Oh, really, Marty?
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This is the same woman who
knew Courtney was pregnant
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before Courtney knew
she was pregnant.
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I know. I know, I know,
but-but this is different.
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The shower's all
the way in Canada.
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And she don't know
nobody who's going.
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It's not like she has
magical powers.
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Marty, baby shower.
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She's a witch!
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I want to throw
Courtney a shower.
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Let's talk dates.
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Oh, dates!
Yeah.
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For-for a future shower, yes.
Yeah.
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No! No, no, Courtney doesn't
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want a baby shower.
She hates showers.
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What kind of person
hates showers?
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Well, she's a millennial
and a Scorpio and a Hufflepuff.
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Oh, come on,
it'd be a super fun party
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where people give you stuff.
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I know. She's crazy.
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Talk about a milestone.
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You know, you never forget
the first day you drop off
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your long-lost dad
at his minimum-wage job
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just after
he gets out of prison.
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It's like a great country song.
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Listen,
just so we're clear, Lamar,
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there are
a few requirements.
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All right, always keep
your uniform clean,
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be on time and...
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don't steal anything.
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Roger that.
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Uh, Calvin, you promised
not to be prejudiced
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against a good man who
deserves a second chance.
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No, I said I'd give him
a second chance.
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I didn't say
I wasn't gonna be prejudiced.
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(sighs)
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Yo, Marty.
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Oh, hey.
You're back from Calgary.
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Yes, I am so relieved.
It was crazy.
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But I survived, and the baby
got a ton of great gifts.
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And I made it back in
time for trivia night.
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We are going to
crush that team
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of cocky dental hygienists,
the Flossy Posse? (scoffs)
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Boo.
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Sorry, di--
uh, did I hear trivia night?
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Because I am fantastic
at trivia.
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And I have no plans tonight, guys.
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Nothing.
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David.
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Well, I know,
but we already have four.
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Uh, it's me, Courtney,
Malcolm and Julian.
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What's up?
Here you go, boss man.
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That Julian?
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Yeah.
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The coffee guy?
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He knows a million random facts.
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Yeah. Julian?
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Yo.
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Smallest Great Lake.
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By volume, Erie.
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By area, Ontario.
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Give me some,
all right.
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And yet he wrote
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"Clavion" on my latte.
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Oh, hey, do me a favor.
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Keep an eye out for boxes
at your house.
Why?
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Well, people are constantly
stealing packages
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at my building,
so I sent all
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the baby shower gifts
to your house.
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Oh, okay.
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(laughs, stammers)
When are they arriving?
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Well, the online
registry stuff
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should start getting
there today.
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Today? Today, today.
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As-as in today.
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Oh, so convenient.
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Yeah.
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(phone ringing)
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(groans)
Okay.
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(clears throat)
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(chuckles)
Shello?
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Malcolm, this is no time
for shello.
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Courtney sent the baby shower
gifts to our house.
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When Mom sees it,
she's gonna be more upset
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than when En Vogue broke up.
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Remember she came
and got us out of school?
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Oh, yeah, that was bad.
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You know what?
Hey, do not panic.
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Okay? Let me go check, baby bro.
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Okay.
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(grunts)
Okay.
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Oh, whoa!
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I'm gonna get these inside.
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Okay. Hurry, hurry.
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Oh, my God!
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Malcolm? Malcolm, what is it?
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Hello, Malcolm.
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So I'm supposed
to believe she just forgot
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to invite me to a secret
Canadian baby shower?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Okay. Okay.
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And, uh...
(clears throat) Marty,
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he didn't want you to know
because he thought
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that you might be... mad.
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Oh, I'm not mad.
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You're not?
(laughs)
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Mama, that is good.
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I'm more numb.
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Numb with sadness.
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I am so sorry, Mama.
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Is there, uh, is there
anything I can do to help?
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You can meet a girl,
get her pregnant,
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and invite me
to the baby shower.
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I was thinking more
like frozen yogurt.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Look at my dad out here
busting his hump.
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Yes, he is.
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I hate to admit it,
but you were right.
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Yeah. Hey, you know,
I was thinking.
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Maybe we should
take you and Tina
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out to drinks
at Ernie's tonight.
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You know, celebrate
how well this is all going.
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Is this just so you can
say, "I told you so"?
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Yeah, well,
pretty much.
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Well, if you're buying,
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you can say whatever you want.
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And if your dad keeps
working like this,
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he's gonna be
employee of the month.
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What, uh, does employee
of the month get?
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They get to work another month.
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Good enough.
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She wasn't mad?
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No, I wish.
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She was sad.
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Oh, no, that's bad.
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Okay, okay, here's
what I'm thinking.
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This is one of those problems
that just goes away
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if you avoid it.
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Like the "check engine" light.
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Okay, I feel like you're
mocking me with that answer.
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Yes.
But yes.
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Marty, what if Courtney
finds out you lied?
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You told her Mama wouldn't
care about the shower.
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Mom and Courtney
barely see each other.
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How's she gonna find out?
(door creaks open)
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Well, off the top
of my head,
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I can think
of one way.
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Wait a minute,
does that sign say--?
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Is it trivia night?
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Oh, God.
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Guys, we should play.
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This is starting to feel
like another Dave setup.
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I'm getting good at them, right?
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(chuckles)
Hey...
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Mommy.
(laughs)
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I am so glad to see you,
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because when I told you
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that Courtney wasn't having
a baby shower,
261
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,577
I just assumed you meant
in this country.
262
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,412
Canadian showers
are completely different.
263
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,881
It's like how they have
their own Thanksgiving,
264
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,116
but it's on a different day,
so nobody cares.
265
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,385
It's fine, Marty.
266
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,687
It is?
267
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:20,721
Yes.
268
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,023
I got a lot of
clarity today.
269
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,259
I know that I will never be
a part of my grandchild's life.
270
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,930
And I now know that
your word means nothing.
271
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,032
No, w-- that is not fine.
272
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,633
Mommy...
Hey, Marty.
273
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,436
Hi, Mrs. B.
Oh, you don't have
to call me Mrs. B.
274
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,505
Just call me "random lady,"
275
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,141
because that's all I'll
ever be to my grandchild.
276
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,511
(air horn blows)
277
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,180
All right, you drunken
brainiacs, it's trivia time!
278
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,349
(cheering, applause)
279
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,651
Marty, why is your mom
mad at me?
280
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:55,588
Well, that's a...
it's a quagmire
281
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,858
in sort of an enigma,
282
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,327
inside of a conundrum.
283
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,462
It's a toughie.
(laughs)
284
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,267
And final question of the round.
285
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,903
One point for every
correct answer.
286
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,671
Name the noble gases.
287
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,007
Oh, noble gases? We got this.
Yeah.
288
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,309
I can't believe you, Marty.
Courtney, please.
289
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,011
Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys,
can we please focus?
290
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,246
We need some answers.
291
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,513
I need some answers.
292
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,149
Why did you tell me
your mom would be fine
293
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,583
not going to the shower?
294
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,252
Because I was trying
to make everyone happy.
295
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,420
Oh, then, well done.
Look how happy everyone is.
296
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,289
Ah.
297
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,457
DAVE:
Argon,
298
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,959
radon, krypton, oganesson.
299
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,160
Got them all.
300
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,328
GEMMA:
Dave, would you chill?
301
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,731
Can't you see how emotional
Tina is?
302
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,567
Yes, uh, but you know what would
make her feel better? Winning.
303
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,736
Calvin, uh, number four.
304
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,805
Are you sure that these are all
305
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,207
the Pam Grier movies
of the 1970s?
306
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,210
Dave, I told you,
I know my Pam Grier.
307
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,712
It was me, Pam and my VCR.
308
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,481
We had a thang.
309
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,983
(both laugh)
310
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,685
It was a friendship.
311
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,420
(bell dings)
312
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,323
And that's time. Pencils down.
313
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,358
Look at this.
314
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,594
It's a damn travesty.
315
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,298
Marty, we got five
blank questions, man.
316
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,833
Courtney was distracting me.
317
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,701
You could have just made
up some answers, Marty.
318
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,104
Apparently, lies
are your specialty.
319
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,240
And I had to go
to a real dark place
320
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,742
to name
all these serial killers.
321
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,511
And for what?
322
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,220
Marty, we need to do
something about this.
323
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,222
Okay, don't worry.
324
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,124
I have a solution.
325
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,127
We just give her the baby.
326
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,902
I'm not giving
your mom my baby.
327
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,173
Okay, yeah, when you say it
like that, of course...
328
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:58,345
This, uh, might be
the skinny piña colada talking,
329
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,815
but, uh, you guys blow.
330
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,852
Come on, Dave, our
rideshare is here.
331
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,954
We got to get home to Grover.
Ooh, Grover.
332
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:10,323
Furry blue Muppet, debuted
on Sesame Street in 1970.
333
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,359
Booyah.
334
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,394
(grunts)
335
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,996
I bet you didn't expect
to have trivia winners
336
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,098
in your car tonight, huh?
337
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:23,403
And, yes,
I did have a piña colada.
338
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,672
Ask me if I paid for it.
You can ask me.
339
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,507
Okay, Dave, Dave. Calm down.
Ask me. Uh, sir?
340
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:32,479
Sir, sir, I requested a chatty
driver, and I'd like to chat.
341
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,083
Nice night, huh?
342
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,886
Dad?
Lamar?
343
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,753
Where did you get this car?
344
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,255
It's a loaner.
345
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,757
Is this one of the Fusebox cars?
346
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,726
Well, now you're just
jumping to conclusions.
347
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,595
Am I?
348
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,630
These are Fusebox floor mats.
(Gemma gasps)
349
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,834
I didn't want to
get the car dirty.
350
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,205
A good way to not get it dirty
would be not to steal it.
351
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,307
Steal it?
352
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,609
The kids call it
a "side hustle."
353
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,345
The owner literally
handed me the keys
354
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,347
and told me
to take good care of it.
355
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,750
I don't think he meant
to pick up passengers in it.
356
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,554
You didn't hear
the way he said it.
357
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,890
(groans)
(car powers off)
358
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,092
What happened?
359
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,494
I don't know.
The car just stopped.
360
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,930
Why?
361
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,664
Don't ask me.
It's not my car.
362
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,399
Well...
363
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,335
When was the last time
you charged it?
364
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,602
You know, I've been
meaning to look up
365
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,637
how often you got to do that.
366
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,906
♪ ♪
367
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,307
Hey, morning, Calvin.
368
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,309
Just, uh, dropping off
your new favorite employee.
369
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,510
Yeah. Hey, Lamar,
370
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,346
the silver Hyundai we
worked on yesterday,
371
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,780
it's only half charged.
372
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,415
Hmm, uh, charger must be broken.
373
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,017
Yeah, I bet that's
what it is. (chuckles)
374
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,219
I'm sure that's what it is.
Has to be what it is.
375
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,021
Happens to phone chargers,
happens to car chargers.
376
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,222
Case closed.
377
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,025
Well-well, didn't
we run diagnostics
378
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,361
on all of the chargers?
Well, in that case,
379
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,963
could be something else,
could be anything else.
380
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,965
Could be a million things.
Yeah.
381
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,000
It is a mystery that,
frankly, may never be solved.
382
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,136
In fact,
we might as well stop trying.
383
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,072
Yeah, you should
definitely stop.
384
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,175
Lamar, would you please plug the
Hyundai up to another charger?
385
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,642
You got it, boss.
Thank you.
386
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,144
Thanks for covering for me.
387
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,679
You're a good son.
388
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:16,316
Yeah, maybe,
but I'm a terrible friend.
389
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,019
You know, that's the first time
I've ever lied to Calvin.
390
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,621
I mean, except for the time
that I told him his gazpacho
391
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,056
wasn't too salty.
392
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,491
It was inedible.
393
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,493
It was like eating
a bowl of ocean.
394
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,696
♪ ♪
395
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,831
(children babbling over TV)
396
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,136
Hey, Mom?
397
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,405
Can we talk?
398
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,573
Sure.
399
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,211
Just watching home movies,
when things were simple.
400
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,846
Just me
and Mama's little babies.
401
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,548
Aww.
402
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,550
Is that Marty
in the school play?
403
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:54,321
Yeah. He was terrible.
He just stood there.
404
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,724
I was playing a tree.
405
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,695
Okay. Mom? Uh...
406
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,697
I need you to know
how sorry I am.
407
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,034
Okay? This whole thing
was all my fault.
408
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,935
No, it's not, Marty.
409
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,972
It all started because I made
an awful, stupid mistake,
410
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,774
forgetting to invite you.
411
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,276
It hurt your
feelings,
412
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,545
and I am so sorry.
413
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:22,549
I guess I could have been
a little more understanding.
414
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,851
I know what baby brain is like.
415
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,686
(chuckles)
One time, I got confused
416
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,389
and put breast milk
in Calvin's coffee.
417
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,227
Ew.
He loved it.
418
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,863
Ew.
Ew.
419
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,866
But that's it exactly.
420
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,468
(sighs)
I'm so scattered.
421
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,304
I'm screwing up left and right.
422
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,341
But I don't just want you to be
a part of this baby's life.
423
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,709
I need you.
424
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,312
You do?
425
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,981
I do. My mom is
2,000 miles away.
426
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,483
MARTY:
Yeah, and we're both gonna
be working full-time,
427
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,087
so we gonna need somebody
to dump this baby on.
428
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,589
You'd dump that baby on me?
429
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,659
(laughs):
Ooh...
430
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,827
Tina?
431
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,596
Not now, Gemma!
432
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,433
Uh, but it's an emergency.
433
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,335
I've got clumpy
gravy on the stove
434
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,803
and I don't know what to do.
435
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,442
Gemma, I thought we agreed you
would never attempt gravy again.
436
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,511
You don't have what it takes.
437
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,947
Okay, before you say
anything else hurtful.
438
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,517
ALL:
Surprise!
439
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,085
What is happening?
440
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,421
It's a baby shower.
Well, actually,
441
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,956
it's a grandma shower
for our baby's Glammy T.
442
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,459
That's me.
443
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,760
(laughs)
444
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,163
Here you go.
Oh, my God-- oh...
445
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,933
Look, I know I said I forgave
you earlier, but I was lying.
446
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,935
Now I forgive you.
447
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,371
Ooh!
448
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,141
Ooh, let me steal one of these.
449
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,475
(chuckles)
450
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,416
He knows.
Who?
451
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,585
Calvin. He's on to us.
452
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,854
I walked past him with a tray
of pigs in a blanket,
453
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,890
and he said,
"Let me steal one of those."
454
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,894
Seems pretty innocent.
455
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,929
Excuse me. Oh, man.
456
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,532
These things are so good, man,
they should be a crime.
457
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,734
(soft laughter)
458
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,503
They're not that good.
459
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,172
What are you talking about?
460
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,506
Stop toying with me.
461
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,312
God, you're like a cat,
and I'm like your little mouse.
462
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,914
Son, it's okay.
He's racked with guilt.
463
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,417
Calvin, you know that
car that wasn't charged?
464
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:41,354
It's because I drove it for a
ridesharing service last night.
465
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,757
Whoa, whoa. You took a
customer's car from the Fusebox?
466
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,759
You got to understand,
I'm desperate to make money
467
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,395
so I can come around more.
468
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,198
I-I just got my family back
and I don't want to lose them.
469
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,533
But I told Dave to
lie to you about it,
470
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,368
and for that, I'm sorry.
471
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,038
Oh, but you're not sorry
about the grand theft auto?
472
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,742
That, too?
473
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,580
Look, I'm sorry, Calvin.
474
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,384
You know, Dave, I've never
known you to be a liar.
475
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,653
I mean, you've been
a lot of other things.
476
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,955
A nuisance, a pest,
477
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:20,360
a pain in the ass,
an overtalker, a bad dresser.
478
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,033
But I know
if you lied, then,
479
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,869
it must have been
for an important reason.
480
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,871
It was.
481
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,906
All right,
I guess this one time,
482
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,608
I'm just gonna look past it.
483
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,444
So I can keep my job?
484
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,011
Oh, no. You're fired.
485
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,215
I'm just not gonna
call the police.
486
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,384
Okay. Well, thank you.
487
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,387
But I tell you what,
I know for a fact
488
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,257
that Motor Boys on Marengo,
they're hiring.
489
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,326
And I would be more than happy
to write you
490
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,528
a glowing recommendation.
491
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,297
You'd do that for me?
492
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,266
No.
493
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,967
He's doing it for me.
494
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,336
No.
495
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,104
I'm doing it
because I hate Motor Boys.
496
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,243
Feel free to steal everything
under the roof.
497
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,679
I will.
498
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,449
Let's see.
(gasps)
499
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,784
Oh, so sweet.
500
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,185
Now I don't have to say it.
501
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,153
Yeah.
Aww.
502
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,390
So cute.
Mm-hmm.
503
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,624
Glammy T?
504
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,694
Open this one next.
Ooh.
505
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,630
(gasps)
Oh, my goodness.
506
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,332
Ah!
How cute.
507
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,535
(gasps)
508
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,272
Matching sneakers!
509
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,408
(wailing)
510
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,512
(crying)
511
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,618
You know, I've seen Mama
ugly-cry before, but Marty?
512
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,153
Well, he is his mama's boy.
513
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,831
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