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♪ ♪
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Aw, look at that.
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Such a good pop-pop.
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You want to give her
back to me now?
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Mm, I can't.
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Oh, I know, she's so sweet.
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No, no, I...
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I can't move my arms or my legs.
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Every part of me is asleep.
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I've been sitting here for--
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Well, I'd tell you,
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but I can't turn my head
to look at my watch.
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You want me
to crack your neck?
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No, no, don't touch me
that much--I'm just gonna get back here...
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[neck cracks]
Don't, don't-- oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Whew! Oh!
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Oh, that was okay right there.
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Where'd you learn to do that?
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TikTok.
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I wasn't actually sure
if it would work.
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Ooh, wait a min-- Okay.
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Yeah, I'm starting to feel
a little life in my foot
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right there,
that's good.
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All right.
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Well,
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Malcolm is outside in the car,
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bidding a fond adieu
to Museum Girl.
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I mean fond, I'm talking...
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[moaning]
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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[deep voice]:
Museum Girl.
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[moaning]
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Ooh, ooh, Malcolm!
[giggling]
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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Uh, would you like some time
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to be alone with yourself?
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I'd like to be dead.
[chuckles]
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Okay, so, uh...
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who's Museum Girl?
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Oh, it's this new woman
Malcolm's been seeing,
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but he's being
super secretive about it.
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He won't even tell us her name.
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Yeah. But we do know
he met her at a museum.
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Hence the sobriquet.
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Uh, say what now?
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Moniker.
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Nickname.
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Oh, okay.
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[chuckles]
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Well, if we know Malcolm,
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her nickname should
be "gone soon."
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[chuckling]
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What does that mean?
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Well, you see, Courtney,
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whenever Malcolm starts
to date someone seriously,
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he always comes up with a reason
to break up with her.
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You know, "Dad, she's great,
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but... she blinks too much."
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There is always a "but."
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Oh, one time,
the "but" was a flat butt.
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Which actually
made sense...
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That did make sense,
it made a lot of sense.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Oh!
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Hi, Malcolm.
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Nice try, Courtney.
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I saw you spying on us.
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I'm sorry.
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If it makes it any better,
I didn't see her face.
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'Cause your mouth was
all over it.
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[laughter]
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Why are you keeping her
a secret, Malcolm?
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Is she ugly?
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Is she missing a side tooth?
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She is beautiful, damn it, okay?
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Her name is Angela,
and we get along great.
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She is smart, she is funny...
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BOTH:
But...
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There is no "but."
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Okay, okay, okay,
is there a "though"?
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Or a "however," or...
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"having said that"?
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That was the old me.
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But I have never dated
anyone like Angela.
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She is amazing.
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Look, check this out:
We just went
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to the Goya exhibit
at the Norton Simon,
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and she knew more
than the tour guide.
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Well, that's good, man.
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You know what?
I'm happy for you.
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Thank you, Pop.
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Yeah, your mom is going
to be thrilled.
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- Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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[overlapping chatter]
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As soon as she finds out,
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she'll want to meet her,
she'll make a big fuss.
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She will scare her off.
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Yeah, she does
tend to go overboard.
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Overboard?
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She starts
underwater.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Yeah, she can get
a little crazy, right?
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Hey, keep my mother's name
- out of your mouth!
- You know what?
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I don't know
who you think you are.
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I don't know who
you think you are,
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but that's a no up in here.
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- My bad.
- You don't talk about Tina.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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I got to say, Marty,
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you did a nice job getting
Daphne dressed this morning.
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She's even got
the right kind of diaper on.
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You may also notice
it is not on backwards.
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Or sideways.
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I still don't know
how he managed to do that.
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Those diapers had
a very counterintuitive design!
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Hey.
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MARTY:
Ooh!
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Divine, simply divine.
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- Oh, that's beautiful, babe.
- Yeah, that's the one, Mama.
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I don't know,
it's for Daphne's christening.
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You know,
I want something that says,
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"I'm the grandmother,
but I can still
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read without my glasses."
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But you can't though.
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I know, Calvin, that's why
I want the dress to say it.
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- Hey, hey, everybody.
- MARTY: Oh, hey, Malcolm.
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Amazon for Mama.
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Please tell me
that's not more dresses.
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No, it's not dresses.
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It's the baby stuff that
I subscribe to on Amazon.
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Because Marty doesn't know
what he's doing.
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Like when he bought
the sideways diapers.
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Hey, guys.
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MARTY:
Oh, hey, Gemma.
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He's mad about the evite.
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I'm not mad.
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I'm just disappointed.
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Uh, I didn't get
an evite.
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Uh, yes, you did get an evite,
you did.
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You see, the funny thing
about an evite is
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it tells you
when someone opens it.
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And you all opened it.
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- Oh, oh, that-that evite.
- Yeah, right.
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- That one.
- Yes.
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He's very excited for his party,
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because it has kombucha
and bocce ball.
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Or as we like
to call them,
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"Booch and Botch."
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All right, you know what, Dave?
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We'll come, uh, we'll all come.
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Okay.
All right?
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[clears throat]
Ooh!
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I say yes to that dress.
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Oh, I love it.
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It's perfect.
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Oh, yeah, perf. Totes perf.
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No, I-I don't know,
don't you think
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it's a little flashy
for a christening?
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Excuse me?
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Uh, Gemma, a little help here?
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Mm-mm. Don't put me in this.
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Why do you hate it?
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Or is it
that you hate your mother?
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Do you not want me
to come?
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Is this how you disinvite me?!
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Malcolm has
a serious girlfriend!
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What?!
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CALVIN:
Oh, wow.
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Marty, that's cold.
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We are no longer brothers.
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Malcolm, is that true?
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Mama, Mama, look,
just calm down, okay?
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It's only been a month.
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Ooh, let's set up a dinner!
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What does she like to eat?
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Does she have any allergies?
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You know what,
I can just call her.
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DAVE:
Tina, I got it.
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The Booch and Botch party
tomorrow night.
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You know what, Malcolm,
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I'm gonna put you down
for a plus-one.
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Oh, perfect!
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Thank you, Dave.
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This is so exciting.
Okay.
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Two more dresses.
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[laughing]
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- Hey, Marty?
- Yeah?
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- Run.
- Okay. [shouts]
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DAVE:
Ooh, great shot.
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You know, Dave,
I don't get this kombucha.
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There's no alcohol in it?
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It-it just tastes bad?
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Dave, mine is great.
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Well, I'm glad
some people appreciate it.
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I poured mine out.
This is pinot.
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- Hook a brother up.
- Okay.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
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They just pulled up,
and guess what?
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Angela is really great
at parallel parking.
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Hey, everybody.
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This is--
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Angela!
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Ooh, oh, my goodness,
I love your outfit.
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And your hair
and that jewelry.
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I just love you.
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Aw, that's so nice.
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Well, that's me.
I'm nice.
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You're gonna love me.
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Uh, Pop?
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Yeah, I got this.
Uh, hey, uh...
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Um, nice to meet you.
I'm Malcolm's dad.
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Tina, Tina, Tina,
come on, babe, we--
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we need you
to take it down a notch.
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Calvin, Marty's about to see
his baby be christened, okay?
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And I have yet to see either
of my babies married.
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Let me speak this
into existence.
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You're about to speak her
back into the car.
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I cannot tell you how excited
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I am to finally meet you.
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Ooh! I know what we can to do.
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My other son Marty has
the cutest little baby.
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Marty!
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Wave to Angela.
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[chuckles] Yeah, I don't know
if Malcolm told you,
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but she's gonna be
christened Sunday.
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We would love
for you to come.
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I would love that.
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I've never been
to a christening.
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Oh, it's so fun.
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Oh, and you're gonna
love my outfit.
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It's a little bit
of Gayle King,
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with a splash
of Olivia Pope,
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and a hint
of "Housewife Reunion."
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Atlanta not Potomac.
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[chuckles]
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All right,
I'm not familiar.
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Oh, you know.
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The most stylish
Black women on TV.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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I don't have a TV.
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What?
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It's such a time suck.
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Empty calories for
the mind, you know?
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Oh, well...
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I don't watch
that much TV anyway.
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[laughing]
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I'm really more
of a book girl.
Ooh.
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My grandma always called
TV the "idiot box."
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I love your top.
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Thank you.
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I go thrifting, too.
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- That's your little one?
- Mm-hmm.
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So precious!
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Yeah, that's my baby girl.
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And in her little
princess onesie.
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Smart, better
she know now
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she'll be living in a
patriarchy her whole life.
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Wow, a principal at
a private school?
262
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,005
My seventh year.
263
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,789
I hope you don't listen
when people say
264
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,183
you're just perpetuating
a two-tiered educational system.
265
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,883
I'm not saying kombucha
doesn't improve gut health.
266
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,973
I'm just asking,
who wants us to believe that?
267
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,628
The people who've made it
their life's work
268
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,717
to study
stomach microbiomes?
269
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,415
I'm just saying...
270
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:51,808
follow the money.
271
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:56,160
Hey, I hate to
interrupt you two,
272
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,466
but I come bearing
kombucha.
273
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:58,902
Thanks.
274
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,209
Your friend Dave has been
telling me all about it.
275
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,994
Oh, well, I have
come to save you.
276
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,563
Save her?
277
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,485
You sure I can't
help you clean up?
278
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,791
Oh, no, we got this. Thanks.
279
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:21,185
All right, well, it was
so nice to meet you all.
280
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,274
- Bye-bye.
- Bye, y'all.
281
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,497
Ain't she great?
282
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,719
I love the way she just says
whatever's on her mind.
283
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,937
[chuckles]
284
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:37,549
Her fearlessness
is just so inspiring.
285
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,031
Yeah, I see all your teeth,
- man. That's a good sign.
- She's... pretty.
286
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,816
CALVIN:
Okay.
287
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,863
You know what? Good for Malcolm.
288
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,735
You know,
not long ago,
289
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,215
he would have been searching for
something wrong with that lady.
290
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,305
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, Angela's great.
291
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:55,437
Yeah. So great.
292
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,699
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
293
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,093
- Really, really great.
- Yeah.
294
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,964
But is she great?
295
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,313
CALVIN:
Ooh.
296
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,098
DAVE:
Uh, guys,
297
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,926
uh...
298
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,231
she sucks.
299
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,016
Dave!
Ugh.
300
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,408
Dave.
301
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,323
You shouldn't say that.
You can think that--
302
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,630
I was thinking it--
but you shouldn't say it.
303
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,633
Well, it had to be said.
She's a booch hater.
304
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,417
And she hates princesses.
305
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,463
She called my school "elitist."
306
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,030
- She said that?
- She didn't say it,
307
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,902
she said "people" say it,
but I know she's "people."
308
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,687
Yeah.
309
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,340
I knew there was something
wrong with that girl.
310
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,212
Who doesn't like TV?
311
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,433
You know what? I'm taking
her off the evite list.
312
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,826
CALVIN:
Yeah.
That's it.
313
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,611
Oh, boy.
314
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,441
What did you do?
315
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,530
I invited her to
Daphne's christening.
316
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,141
Oh, God, no!
317
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,144
I know. What was I thinking?
318
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,233
GEMMA:Well,
319
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,626
maybe Angela's not that bad.
320
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,758
Maybe she was just nervous.
321
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,195
There's a lot of us
and one of her.
322
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,110
Yeah-- and, look,
and Malcolm's smart.
323
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,765
You know? I'm sure he sees
something that we don't see.
324
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,812
You know, great qualities
underneath all the...
325
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,075
terrible qualities
that we've seen.
326
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,383
Yeah. Everybody
has good and bad.
327
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,429
With every relationship,
you have to put up
328
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,344
with little annoyances
about your partner.
329
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,215
God knows we have them.
330
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,087
Yeah.
331
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,440
"We..."
332
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,398
meaning "us"?
333
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:34,971
No.
334
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,844
♪ ♪
335
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,585
Okay-- what exactly
about me annoys you?
336
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,370
I shouldn't have
said "annoying."
337
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,675
Uh, but you did.
338
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,547
So, please,
339
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,244
tell me what I do
that annoys you.
340
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,204
And be specif.
341
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,119
That.
342
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,468
What?
343
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:54,686
Shortening words for no reason.
344
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,558
Just say "specific."
345
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,038
Yeah, but it saves time
and it's cool.
346
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,953
You know what?
You're being totes ridic.
347
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,868
Oh.
348
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:05,610
I'm the one who sounds
totally ridiculous?
349
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,090
Oh. Oh, did you see that?
350
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,789
That right there--
that just took forever.
351
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,834
♪
352
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,406
What is up, Calvin and Tina?
353
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,669
It is lovely to see you.
354
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,714
- Oh, come on, Dave.
- Oh.
355
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,369
I am surprised that
you do not like this.
356
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,806
[moans]
357
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,895
Uh, Dave, why are you
talking like that?
358
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,548
Oh, well, it was
brought to my attention
359
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,246
that I am known
for truncating words
360
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,901
in a way that Gemma Johnson
361
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,077
finds unattractive.
362
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,861
Like when you said Daphne
363
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,732
was "adorbs"?
Mm.
364
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,517
That is correct.
365
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,128
So now I am only
using full words
366
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,782
with Gemma Johnson
367
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,784
in the hopes
of increasing my odds
368
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,221
of sexual intercourse.
369
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,311
Those odds are
plummeting, David.
370
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,489
Hey, hey, everybody.
371
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,188
Oh, this is so nice.
372
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,711
TINA:
Hi, Malcolm. Um...
373
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,582
that's a new look.
374
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,935
Why the hell does my
son have on a purse?
375
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,067
I got him a man-bag.
376
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,113
His look needed some updating.
377
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,942
Boy, are your toes
out in church?
378
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,815
Uh, yes, Pop.
379
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,165
Angela got me thinking
when she asked,
380
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,342
"Why are we hiding our feet
from God? He made them."
381
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,737
Well, isn't Angela just
full of good questions?
382
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,957
[both chuckle]
383
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,828
Yeah, Angela's full of...
384
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,048
Uh, Tina-- church.
385
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:37,920
Would you listen to them?
386
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,009
Makes me glad
we're not a couple.
387
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,098
Don't worry,
we would never be a couple.
388
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,448
[chuckles]
389
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,450
Boy, you hit that "never"
pretty hard.
390
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,105
[both chuckle]
391
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,151
Why have we not started?
392
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,240
It is three of the clock.
393
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,155
[moans]
394
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,113
[organ music playing]
395
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,160
Oh. We should take our seats.
396
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,905
[nasally]:
We should take our seats.
397
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,037
[regular]: I mean, how is she
gonna tell us when to sit
398
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,604
at our own grandbaby's
christening?
399
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,085
Right? I mean, she got
some nerve, right?
400
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,348
We gonna sit down
when we want to sit.
401
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,089
Ain't nobody gonna tell us... When we want to sit
is when we sit.
402
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,786
- ...when we sit. Not a word.
- Nobody tell us when to sit.
403
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,006
We should probably
- go sit, though.
- Yeah, we should sit.
404
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,881
Welcome, everyone,
to this most blessed occasion.
405
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:29,276
Will the parents of Daphne Luna
Pridgeon-Butler come up,
406
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,974
- along with the godparents?
- CALVIN: All right.
407
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,412
Oh, no.
408
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,805
Where does she think she going?
409
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,025
No... Where does she think she...
410
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,463
Angela.
411
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,596
Hello.[laughs]
412
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,250
What is Museum Girl
- doing up here?
- I am not responsible for her.
413
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,296
- She's here with your brother.
- She's just gonna accuse me
414
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,167
- of being part of the patriarchy!
- You better make her leave.
415
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,256
If we may begin?
416
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,649
We may.
417
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,695
Dearly beloved,
418
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,306
we gather today to welcome
419
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,265
a child of God into the fold.
420
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:05,834
This child has been born
in baptism,
421
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,532
and she is now called
a child of God.
422
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,447
And so, indeed she is.
423
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,449
The confirmation...
424
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,321
My dear brothers and sisters,
425
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,280
let us ask our Lord
to look lovingly on this child
426
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,675
who is to baptized,
from her parents and godparents
427
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,460
and on all the baptized.
428
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,986
We look upon this baby
in wonder and love,
429
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,292
but now I ask you to
look at one another.
430
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,512
Because you all are examples
to this innocent soul.
431
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,992
Yes, we are.
432
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,124
This is the best day of my life.[chuckles]
433
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,996
MARVIN:
And let her remind us
of the joy
434
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,086
we can feel when we look
past our petty differences
435
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,653
and rejoice in Your glory.
436
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,137
[mutters]
What?
437
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,106
Gemma, I'm so sorry
I was a jerk.
438
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,499
Life is too short
and it's too precious.
439
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,893
Ugh, it's totes presh.
440
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,550
I'm sorry about
the "never" thing.
441
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,683
Of all the people I could have
had an illegitimate baby with,
442
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,121
I'm glad I did it with you.
443
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,861
So am I.
444
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,995
Will all of you assembled
here promise to guide Daphne
445
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,738
to the path of righteousness,
purpose and prosperity?
446
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:24,913
- Oh, yes.
- Yes, sir.
Yes, we will.
447
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,263
Hundo P.
448
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,396
♪ ♪
449
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,399
Okay, people, if we can
all gather over here?
450
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,617
Oh.
451
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,447
You got her, baby?
452
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,148
No. No.
453
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,455
Angela cannot be
in this photo.
454
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,893
The photo that's gonna be
over our fireplace forever?
455
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,286
All right, let me
think, let me think.
456
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,679
Okay, everybody!
457
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,073
Tall people in the back.
458
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,684
Angela, you stand
to the right over here.
459
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,599
Okay, here we go.
460
00:17:58,729 --> 00:17:59,730
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Okay, everyone, look right here.
461
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,603
One, two, three.
462
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,084
Looks great.
463
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,434
Okay, we're gonna do another.
Okay, uh, g--
464
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,391
well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
465
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,958
Uh, Angela?
466
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,568
- Yeah?
- Why don't we scooch you
467
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,267
- right back here?
- Okay.
468
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,924
Okay. One, two, three.
469
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,321
You have got to be kidding me.
470
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,584
- C-Can you give us a minute?
- Give us, give us a minute.
471
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,325
[laughs]:
Just give us a minute.
472
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,807
You know what? It is time
to rip the Band-Aid off.
473
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,287
- TINA: Yeah.
- Malcolm?
474
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,550
Can I talk to you for
a minute over here?
475
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,899
- Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, come on.
476
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,422
[both laugh]
477
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,207
Hey, sure thing. What's up, Pop?
478
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,122
Hey, look, uh, Malcolm,
you know what?
479
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,690
Your mother and I, we are
very, very, very proud of you.
480
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:51,086
You have put in a lot
of good work on yourself,
481
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,262
and it's just great to see you
482
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,047
in a committed
relationship, you know?
483
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,789
Oh. Thank you, Pop.
484
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,792
But what the hell
are you doing?
485
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,317
Excuse me?
486
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,057
Look, I-I don't know
how to put this--
487
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,711
there's no other
way to say it.
488
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,713
I can't sugarcoat it,
I can't salt-pinch it--
489
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,194
it's just that we
don't like Angela.
490
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,805
Really?
491
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,243
You... Mm-mm.
492
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:19,593
Why?
493
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,724
I mean, it's just...
494
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,248
everything that she says
495
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,945
and-and she does and...
496
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,600
just pretty much her
whole personality.
497
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,689
Wow.
498
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,561
Look, I'm sorry, because I
know this is what you wanted,
499
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,650
that you really,
really like her...
500
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:34,999
No, I don't.
501
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,436
I mean,
I thought I did at first,
502
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,525
but once I got to know her...
503
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,657
Ooh, she is awful.
504
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,401
You know, I just thought it was
me finding excuses again, Pop.
505
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,968
I've been trying
so hard to mature
506
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:47,969
and hang in there
with Angela,
507
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,101
even though things
aren't perfect.
508
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,886
You know, I just want
what you and Mama have.
509
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,931
And you'll have it, son.
510
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,455
With somebody else, though.
511
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,154
Anybody else.
512
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,375
Look-- ugh, Malcolm, I'm sorry,
513
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,769
I guess I'm partly responsible
why Angela is here.
514
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,293
Partly?
515
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,079
It's okay, Mama.
[chuckles]
516
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,516
- I guess I know what I got to do.
- All right?
517
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,302
Do it, and then get rid
of that damn scarf
518
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,304
so we can take this
family picture.
519
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,001
I'm on it.
520
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,046
Hey, Angela? Hey.
521
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,483
Can we talk outside
for a minute?
522
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,919
[chuckles]
Please.
523
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,964
Smells like mold in here.
524
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,968
Hold this.
[clears throat]
525
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,189
You know what?
526
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,669
I think I'm gonna
go out there, too.
527
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,627
I just need to talk to Angela.
528
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,107
Just some things
that I need to say
529
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,413
that I can't say
in this damn church.
530
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,805
No, Tina. No, no, Tina, no.
531
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,591
No, no, no.
Tina, don't you try. Hey.
532
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:45,722
I need a press.
I need a full press right here.
533
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,942
[overlapping chatter]
534
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,380
Moth...
[screams]
535
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,296
Ugh, get her.
536
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,342
- Get her!
- Put me down!
537
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,001
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00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,961
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539
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:10,356
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