1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:07,041 Well, see you next year, Donovan. 2 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,777 And, Jayden, when I figure out who broke your candy cane, 3 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,745 there will be hell to pay. 4 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:17,685 Aw. It's always so sad when the Christmas decorations come down. 5 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:20,688 You know, what's really sad is that it's almost March. 6 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:21,855 (laughs) 7 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,126 Yeah, well, don't remind me. All this time, 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:28,362 and I still have gotten no nibbles on my job applications. 9 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:32,566 I keep telling you, you've got to zhuzh up your résumé a bit. 10 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,202 Well, you know, you say "zhuzh," 11 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,537 but what you really mean is "lie." 12 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:40,108 Still feel terrible about shrinking the font size to 11. 13 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,543 Come on, babe. 14 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,545 You're up against people who are embellishing 15 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,013 the hell out of their achievements, 16 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:49,150 and your résumé-- it's just so honest. 17 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,118 (stammers) 18 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,485 Look at this. Look at this. 19 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,022 He has a section called "Weaknesses." 20 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,490 Car sickness? 21 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,059 In case they wanted to carpool. 22 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,563 Mrs. B, 23 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,265 thanks for lending us Terrence. 24 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,599 Oh, no, no, no! Don't put him there! 25 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:09,270 Uh-uh, girl. Him and Jimmy got beef. 26 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,774 No, no, no. I got you, I got you, I got you. 27 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,745 Dave, your competition is making up 28 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,713 all kinds of stuff on their résumé. 29 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:24,252 If you want to make an honest living, you gonna have to lie. 30 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,455 I guess you make a good point. 31 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,858 The good point I've been making for four months? 32 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,761 You know, Calvin, you're right. 33 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,765 Maybe I do need to zhuzh it up a little. 34 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:41,301 He didn't even say "zhuzh." I said "zhuzh." 35 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,638 I have to say, I'm on Team Calvin. 36 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,374 You mean Team Gemma! 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,176 Whoa. 38 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:52,213 You wouldn't believe how much I embellished my résumé. 39 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,714 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 40 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,884 Are you saying I hired you off a zhuzhed-up résumé? 41 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,719 Too late. 42 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:02,055 I have your grandbaby. 43 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,124 (laughing) 44 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,961 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 45 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,330 * Welcome to the hood. * 46 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,537 Oh, my God. Gemma! 47 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:21,442 They just dropped a clip from the new episode 48 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,043 of Trophy Divas of Brentwood. 49 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,378 -(gasps) -Okay. 50 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,680 -Savannah took muscle relaxants. -Uh-huh. (gasps) 51 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,116 She drove her Cybertruck into Sephora. 52 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,584 (gasps) Oh, wait. Oh, wait. 53 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,520 Sephora the store or Sephora the housewife? 54 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,288 -Bitch, both. -Oh, my God. 55 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,023 Okay, no, no, no, no. No more spoilers. 56 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,591 Let's go watch. Let's go watch. 57 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,231 Dave. Dave. 58 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:46,534 -Guess who just called. The jeweler. -(sighs) 59 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,002 You didn't let me guess. You know I love to guess. 60 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,538 I'm sorry, man. 61 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:54,675 But Courtney's engagement ring is finally ready. 62 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:58,379 (chuckles) Operation Proposal is underway. 63 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,848 -All right. -Yeah. 64 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,285 Now I got to pick the perfect day to pop the question. 65 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,355 What do you think of a prime number date? 66 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,390 To show that we can't be divided. 67 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,492 I don't know what you're talking about. 68 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,896 Hey, Dad, uh, can you just sign this? 69 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,565 Yeah, sure. What is it? 70 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:20,000 Um, the usual. No need to bother reading it. 71 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,702 I already, uh, read it for you. 72 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:25,038 In that case, I definitely want to read it. 73 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,509 Hey, Grover, you have played this very badly. 74 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:33,146 Um, it just says I don't have to do PE because of my asthma. 75 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:36,750 Oh, been there. I know exactly how you feel. (chuckles) 76 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,020 No, you don't. He doesn't have asthma. 77 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,624 What? Little boy, that is stolen valor. 78 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,628 Look, let's not argue over who does and doesn't have asthma 79 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,697 when all you have to do is sign your name right there, 80 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:50,964 and then I get a free period. 81 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,567 Okay, Grover, that would be a lie. 82 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,569 What? Everybody does it. 83 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,704 Charlie said he was allergic to his own sweat, 84 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,808 and Jacob claimed a religious exemption to volleyball. 85 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,678 I don't care what everyone does. 86 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,415 Honesty matters, and the truth will always come out. 87 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:12,252 Remember this: Real eyes realize real lies. 88 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:15,088 I'm sorry, what was that? 89 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,858 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna slow it down. 90 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,694 Real eyes 91 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,696 realize 92 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,965 real lies. 93 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,835 I realize I should have asked Mom. 94 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:33,206 Okay, close your eyes and open your mouth. 95 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,745 Mmm. I'm gonna say toro. 96 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,713 -What part of the toro? -The belly. 97 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,782 Hey, you're getting good at this. 98 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,317 (laughs) 99 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:47,955 Well, we do sit here every night and play "guess the sushi." 100 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,659 Mercedes, we've been going out for the last two months, 101 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,094 and you know, we have never actually gone out. 102 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:59,332 Uh, we go out. We've gone out to the patio to meet the sushi guy. 103 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,303 Look, come on, Sadie. 104 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,172 (sighs) Okay. 105 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:08,676 I know it's not ideal, but as soon as we go out, 106 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,411 everything will change. 107 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:13,747 People will recognize me and they'll swarm us 108 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,115 and they'll take our picture 109 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,284 and you can kiss your private life goodbye. 110 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,920 Look, I don't want that, but... 111 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,891 keeping me hidden away like this, I feel like a side piece. 112 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,661 Oh, come on, Malcolm. You're my only piece. 113 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,830 No. No. 114 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,932 No, see, you kissing me like this 115 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:35,669 will not make these... (grunts) issues go away. 116 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,538 Okay. 117 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:41,842 Yup. I... (sighs) What were we talking about? 118 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,683 (sighs) 119 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,753 (clicks tongue) 120 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,455 Okay. 121 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,790 Done. No! Too obvious. 122 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,792 (sighs) 123 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,263 Oh. 124 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,333 (laughs) She plays chess, you idiot. 125 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,737 (gasps) 126 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:14,041 Hey-hey-hey. 127 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,609 Look who's home early. 128 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,879 Yup. And I don't have to pick Daphne up from day care 129 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,148 for another 20 minutes. 130 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,651 -Oh. Really? -Really. 131 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:27,488 So, I was thinking we could get into a little afternoon delight. 132 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:28,388 Oh. 133 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,890 No, no, no, no. 134 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,091 No? 135 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,193 No. No. Uh... 136 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,929 Not, not on the couch. The bed. 137 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,330 -(chuckles) -(sighs) 138 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,899 So much for spontaneity. 139 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,902 Uh, well, not on the bed, 140 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,004 under the bed. 141 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,440 -(gasps) What? -(chuckles) 142 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:50,409 Yeah. Look, you said you wanted spontaneity. Let's go. 143 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,113 -Okay. -(laughs) 144 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,282 All right! 145 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,019 This is what I'm talking about. 146 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,590 This is a well-zhuzhed résumé. 147 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,559 Well, a lot of good it's doing me. 148 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,762 All these jobs are just out of my reach, li-like this one-- 149 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,732 background in conflict mediation and therapy. 150 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,768 Okay, great, but it's with the L.A. Rams. 151 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,504 Rams? 152 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,305 Yeah. 153 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,442 What's the but? I mean, there is no but, Dave. 154 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:26,880 The "but" is, it says "Football experience a must." 155 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,616 (laughing): Oh, Dave, come on. 156 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,118 "Football experience a must," man. 157 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,220 That could mean anything. 158 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:38,291 I think it means I must have football experience. 159 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,960 I mean, well, you played football, right? 160 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,062 -No. -In middle school. 161 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,598 Nope. The only sports my mom allowed me to play 162 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,734 were coed badminton and soccer. 163 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,071 Dave, what does the rest of the world call soccer? 164 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,073 -Football. -Boom. 165 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,474 (laughs) 166 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,177 There's your football experience. 167 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,713 I guess you could make that case, but, Calvin... 168 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,649 No, no, no, no, no, no, Dave, no more buts. 169 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:04,785 Come on, man. This is a great job for you. 170 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,587 You'll be doing what you love. 171 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,822 You'll be providing for your family. 172 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,290 That is true. 173 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:14,562 And it comes with great perks for you... and me. 174 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,599 Last season I had a vendor-- 175 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,769 they took me to their luxury box at SoFi Stadium. 176 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,605 (sighs) Dave, it was paradise. 177 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,108 You and me 178 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,977 hanging out in a luxury box. 179 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,212 Yeah, man, and-and-and-and, Dave... 180 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,081 (laughs) That dessert cart, 181 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,183 -all the churros you could eat, baby. -Churros? 182 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:40,287 -Say no more. Game on. -Let's go. 183 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:44,290 All right, what we watching? 184 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,326 -Oh, my God. -(sighs) 185 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:47,895 We have finished Netflix. 186 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,432 -Come on. -No, baby, look. 187 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,535 Already watched, already watched, already watched. 188 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,806 It doesn't even have suggestions. 189 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,243 Okay, uh... 190 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,879 Let's do it. 191 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,781 Get Hulu? 192 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,584 Let's get out of here. 193 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,587 Wait. Really? 194 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,922 Yeah, but it's got to be someplace 195 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,757 that no one would ever look for me. 196 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,994 Actually, I know a secluded place 197 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,830 right here in Venice. 198 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,732 Are you sure? 199 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,066 Yes. (laughs) 200 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,101 Now come on before you change your mind. 201 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,604 -(sighs) -(chuckles) 202 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:34,842 And, hey, look, trust me, we will be inconspicuous. 203 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:35,909 Mmm. 204 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,211 -Ah! -Unity! 205 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,947 (both laugh) 206 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,314 (stammers) 207 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,216 Shh, shh. Be cool. 208 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,619 -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. -I am cool. 209 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,321 Okay, what-what was that shot? 210 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,357 Well, this was very cheap tequila. 211 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,359 (laughs) Ding, ding, ding. 212 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:55,228 I told you, see, "guess the shot" 213 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,064 is a lot more fun than "guess the sushi." 214 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,267 -Hello, Lenny. Thank you, Leonard. -MERCEDES: Be cool. 215 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,402 (both laughing) 216 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,107 (phone camera clicks) 217 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,650 Oh, my God, did you see the headline 218 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,151 on Entertainment Tonight? 219 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,854 "Mercedes' Mystery Man"? Of course! 220 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,356 -(laughs) -Okay? 221 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,525 -I have theories. -Me, too. 222 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,662 It's got to be the tennis instructor from season three. 223 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,531 You saw the way he restrung her racket. 224 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:37,971 No way she's dating some hourly worker. 225 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,774 Oh, my God. You don't think it could be 226 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,176 Savannah's hot stepson? 227 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,113 (chuckles) Tina, her stepson is gay. 228 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,348 Mercedes' first husband was gay. That's her type. 229 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,017 Eh. 230 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,318 (gasps) 231 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,086 Have you asked Malcolm? He knows her. 232 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,855 Uh-bup-bup-bup-bup. Adding him now. 233 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,724 -(squeals) -(line rings) 234 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,759 -(grunting) -Oh. 235 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:05,132 Mama? Hey, um, good morning. 236 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,900 Malcolm, are you hungover? 237 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,637 Yeah, you look horrible. Ugh. 238 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,673 What is Gemma doing here? 239 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,175 We want answers. 240 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,944 Who is the mystery man? 241 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,546 (groans, stammers) What are you talking about? 242 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:23,516 -(gasps) He hasn't seen it yet. -It's all over the Internet. 243 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:28,321 Mercedes was seen at some restaurant with a new guy. 244 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,759 -She was? -Ugh. 245 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,528 Who is he? Spill it. 246 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,365 Oh, so-so-so you can't tell who it is? 247 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,168 -Ugh. -He's a mystery man, duh. 248 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,136 -Duh. -(chuckles) 249 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,538 Mm-hmm. 250 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,244 Uh, wh-wh-whose foot is that? 251 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,749 Mine. 252 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,353 I'm doing yoga. 253 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,890 Y'all messing up my chi. I got to go. 254 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,592 -(phone chimes) -He was useless. 255 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,329 But flexible. 256 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,398 Calvin. 257 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,001 Calvin. The guy from the Rams responded. 258 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,369 He wants to Zoom with me about the job. ASAP. 259 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,871 Oh, man, that's great. 260 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,540 Yeah, yeah, but... I have no idea what I'm gonna say. 261 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,776 Zhuzhing a résumé is one thing, 262 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,946 but a live interview? That's zhuzh-proof. 263 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,816 I don't know the first thing about football. 264 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,450 I don't know when they kick. I don't know why they kick. 265 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,121 Okay. (stammers) Dave, just calm down, all right? 266 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,957 It's a remote job interview. 267 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,993 I can just stand outside the camera 268 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,496 and coach you, like a defensive coordinator. 269 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,799 Is that who decides when they kick? 270 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,003 Baby. 271 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,504 -(both laugh) -Good morning. 272 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,707 Not as good as... yesterday afternoon. 273 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:59,847 I was finding dust bunnies in my pants all day. 274 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,182 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 275 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,483 (both laugh) 276 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,419 We should really use the Swiffer under there. 277 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,621 Mm. 278 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,923 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 279 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,993 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 280 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,463 Since when do you eat Frankenflakes with ScaryBerries? 281 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,232 I don't, but I'm out of raisin bran, so... 282 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,001 Ah-da-da. 283 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,335 (laughs) 284 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,438 -It's mine. -So? 285 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,174 (yelps, laughs) 286 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,209 You wouldn't like it. It... 287 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,678 it's so fruity, it's scary. 288 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,847 Fine. I'll have yogurt. 289 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,215 Okay. 290 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:43,924 Ah, you know what? (laughs) I am being selfish. 291 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,294 Here you go. (laughs) Enjoy. 292 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,967 GRAHAM (on Zoom): A lot of people think, 293 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,836 offseason, must be pretty easy right now. 294 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,173 Fact is, for those of us off the field, 295 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,741 it's the busiest time of year. 296 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,378 So you guys aren't playing right now. 297 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,281 I like a guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. 298 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,984 Now we're just looking forward to this year's draft. 299 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,852 What do you think of this kid Brottmiller? 300 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,722 Br-Brottmiller. Uh... 301 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,725 Yeah, he... (chuckles) he has got an arm. 302 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,393 (stammers) And he, uh, 303 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,995 he runs. 304 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,231 Out of his pocket. 305 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,367 You know your stuff. 306 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,903 Maybe we should hire you as a scout. 307 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,539 You know, I was actually a Boy Scout. 308 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,809 Yeah, th-that's on your résumé. 309 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,380 Speaking of which, football experience. 310 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,649 Tell me, what position did you play? 311 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,086 Position? Well, I was a... 312 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,587 I was a strong... 313 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,589 safe... 314 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,760 Tea. I was a strong safety. 315 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,795 Would've guessed punter. 316 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,398 But great. 317 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,067 The fact that you work in mediation 318 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,069 and you're a therapist? 319 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,770 That's what we're looking for. 320 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,305 All right, next step, 321 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,208 we're gonna loop in Tim and the training staff. 322 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,909 I'll send you a link later today. 323 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,780 Okay, great. Uh, looking forward to it. 324 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,115 Thank you. 325 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,116 (laptop chimes) 326 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,018 -We did it. -Yeah, baby. 327 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,619 (both laughing) 328 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,123 David, you just nailed it, man. 329 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,793 -Oh, God. -I can already taste those churros in the luxury box. 330 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,228 (gasps) So it went well? 331 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,231 Gemma, it was a field goal. 332 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,868 Do we really have to play catch? 333 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,438 Yes. What's more American than a father and son 334 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,773 tossing around the old pigskin? 335 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,409 That was a pig? 336 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,112 I have no idea. 337 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,080 Now come on, go long. 338 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,183 Grover, you're gonna need this practice for PE. Now hut. 339 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,684 -You got this. 340 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,720 -(mutters) -(shrieks) 341 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,490 You threw that right at me. 342 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,760 -Did you just hit my truck? -No, no, no. 343 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,396 D-Did you just hit my truck? Dave, did you just hit my truck? 344 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,332 No. Cal-Cal-Calvin. Calvin. 345 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,867 I was just trying to teach football to Grover. 346 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,470 Well, that's nice, but 347 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,940 how about we focus on things we can actually achieve? 348 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,942 Like you getting this job. 349 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,444 Well, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 350 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,679 Well, feeling pretty good is not good enough, Dave. 351 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,848 You got to ace this interview, man. 352 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,550 C-Come on, name some players. 353 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,118 Easy. Travis Kelce. 354 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:29,289 Okay, name any player that's not engaged to Taylor Swift. 355 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,858 I got nothing. 356 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,528 Dave, you got to pretend like you know this stuff. 357 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,165 Wait, so I can't fake asthma to get out of sports, 358 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,733 but you can lie to get into them? 359 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,470 Well, Grover, it's not the same thing. 360 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,207 -Why not? -Okay, well, superficially, sure, yes, 361 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,076 but when you're an adult, 362 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,544 you will learn the difference between real lies 363 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,914 and lies you don't even realize are lies. 364 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,417 Dave, what the hell are you saying? 365 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,019 He's saying adults can lie and kids can't. 366 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,554 Well, exactly. 367 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,257 (chuckles) Go on now. 368 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,429 Some of the earliest memories I have with my dad, 369 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,930 watching those Chiefs. 370 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,266 Now Travis Kelce's team. 371 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,737 Well, Dave, clearly you are a great fit for the job. 372 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,972 We just want to... 373 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,674 Was that your boy? 374 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,144 Hey, little man. 375 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,114 Uh, hello. 376 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,748 How you doing, son? 377 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,752 So, are you a third-generation football fan, huh? 378 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,323 You bet he is. 379 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,926 Yes. Uh... 380 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,494 Football is my favorite. 381 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:45,098 I... (chuckles) Just the way the players... 382 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,635 uh, run, the way they throw the ball, 383 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,437 you know, and they sometimes 384 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,639 catch it. Uh... 385 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,474 Well... 386 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,875 I-I just try to, 387 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,345 I just try to catch as many games as I can. 388 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,654 You must be a proud dad. 389 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,589 Yeah. Um... 390 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,626 I am a proud dad, and... 391 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,264 I would like to stay that way. 392 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,898 Um, listen, 393 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,833 Graham, I'm gonna be honest with you. 394 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,504 I've actually never played... 395 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,710 I want those churros, Dave. 396 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,546 -(both laughing) -Yes. 397 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,748 -Congratulations, man. -(both shushing) 398 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,117 Listen, Courtney is a keeper. 399 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,919 -Yeah. Thanks, big bro. -Yeah. 400 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,622 -You're welcome. -And thank you for holding the ring. 401 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,890 Of course, man. 402 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,592 Does this smell like ScaryBerries? 403 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,162 (sighs) Yes. Yes. It's a long story. 404 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,831 I am telling you, man, there is no safe place 405 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,833 in this house. This woman is everywhere. 406 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,202 -Hello. -(both scream) 407 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,304 -Wow! -She's omnipresent! 408 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,505 Oh, you dropped something. 409 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,006 -(screams) No, no, no, no, no. -Oh! 410 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,209 -(laughs) No, it's just, um... -Whoa. 411 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,212 It's-it's-it's just, it's very, very 412 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,646 -personal. -Yeah. 413 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,715 -Oh. Say no more. -Yeah. 414 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,750 He's extremely constipated. 415 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,785 It's his fiber supplement pills. 416 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,054 -He all locked up in here. -(laughs) 417 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,323 She said, "Say no more." 418 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,690 -Yes, she did. -Yeah. 419 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,559 Oh, Malcolm, it is nothing to be ashamed of. 420 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,895 I'm gonna make you a kiwi smoothie, but 421 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,665 you better not have any plans. 422 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,268 (laughs) 423 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,002 You owe me so big. 424 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,879 Calvin, I can't help but feel like I let you down 425 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,214 by not getting that job. 426 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,683 Yeah, because you did let me down, Dave. 427 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,519 Okay, well, I can look my son in the eye 428 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,421 and know that I set a good example. 429 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,223 I'm comfortable with my decision. 430 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,792 Well, not as comfortable as we would've been 431 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,594 in that luxury box. 432 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,365 Dave, don't worry. You'll get the next one. 433 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,866 I know I will, and... (sighs) 434 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,434 Gemma, I don't want you to feel bad. 435 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,838 I know you meant well when you told me to lie on my résumé. 436 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,311 Wait. Now I get the credit? 437 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,680 I mean, what were you thinking, Gemma? 438 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,517 Hey, Gemma, E.T. is back on. 439 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,119 KEVIN FRAZIER (over TV): And Trophy Diva of Brentwood 440 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,289 Mercedes Selznick was out on the town, 441 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:26,359 canoodling with this tall drink of water. 442 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,796 And all of Mercedes Nation wants to know: 443 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,731 who is this new boy toy? 444 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:35,335 -Uh... Mm-mm. Mm-mm. -What? 445 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,572 Oh, my God. 446 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,341 That's Malcolm. 447 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,679 (scoffs) Please. That blur? You can't even see a face. 448 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,016 I don't need to see a face. Look, the-the ear, 449 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,551 that walk. 450 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,253 That ain't no damn boy toy! 451 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,255 That's my baby! 452 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,632 Captioning sponsored by CBS 453 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:09,402 and TOYOTA. 454 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:13,906 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org