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Hey, Mrs. B. Wow.
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You look great.
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Oh, do I?
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Yeah. What's the occasion?
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Well, the occasion
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was your makeup
and hair test for the wedding.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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I... I don't know
how I missed it.
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Mm.
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Hey, Mama.
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Whoa, you look amazing.
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Yeah, what's the occasion?
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I didn't miss
our anniversary, did I?
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I missed the hair
and makeup test.
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I texted you about it twice.
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Oh, uh, Mama, you texted
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the "Butler Fam" group.
Courtney's not in that one.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry.
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I see it here,
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I see the "Butler Boys" on here,
is that not a...
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No, Butler Boys is just us.
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Okay, so which group has the-the
little Yoda driving a car?
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Oh, that's
the "Daphne Drivers" group.
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That's where we talk about
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pickup and drop-offs
for daycare.
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Oh, and for the record,
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it's Grogu on a landspeeder,
but yes.
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Change that.
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Yeah.
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Okay, the makeup test
may have been my oversight,
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but I am very busy, okay?
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I've got the florist,
the rentals,
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the caterers.
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I mean, if we
take our eyes off the ball,
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we're gonna be
standing around the reception
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eating Gravy Jack's.
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I ain't be mad at that.
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Them jacked fries be fire, boy.
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Marty, come on,
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get your head in the game, man.
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Be better.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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That flight was a nightmare.
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Because one passenger
is allergic,
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nobody gets peanuts?
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Mom, it seems like a small
sacrifice to save a life.
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Snowflakes.
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Oh, look.
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It's your buddy Calvin.
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Well, well, Paula.
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- Welcome back.
- Thank you.
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How was your flight?
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Doesn't anybody dress up
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to get on an airplane anymore?
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I mean, the girl
sitting next to me,
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she was wearing pajamas.
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Nothing's sacred.
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But the flight
was surprisingly smooth.
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I was a little worried when
I saw that we had a DEI pilot.
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Oh, I bet you were.
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- Yeah.
- Dave, get your mama.
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I-- M-Mom, Mom,
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you really shouldn't
say things like that.
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What? I said it was smooth.
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I mean,
are compliments illegal now?
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Hey, Paula. How was your--
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- Don't. Don't ask.
- No, don't ask.
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I better call Chip
and tell him I landed safely.
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I'm sure he's been worried sick
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since I told him
about the lady pilot.
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Oh, okay.
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So she just don't like nobody.
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Chip is her new boyfriend.
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- Oh.
- He owns a chain
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of car dealerships back home.
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It's all she talked about
on the way here.
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"Chip was the
Phantom of the Opera
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"at the Great Lakes Supper Club.
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And Chip has
the hips of a salsa dancer."
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He doesn't sound so bad.
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"Chip is a very generous lover.
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He does things
your father would never--"
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Okay. Okay, that's enough.
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Oh, I couldn't possibly
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take another bite of cake.
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I cannot believe
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y'all are complaining
about having to taste cake.
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Uh, excuse me,
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but who told your mother
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that you didn't need her help
with the tablecloths?
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I was just trying to take
something off her plate.
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See, that's just it.
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She doesn't want
things off her plate.
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She wants
everything on her plate.
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She lives for this.
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Yeah, but she's
been so stressed out,
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running all over town. We don't
want our wedding to kill her.
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Okay, okay.
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I see what's going on here.
You think this is
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your wedding.
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No, no, no, no.
This is her wedding.
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Yeah, she told me that.
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Yeah, you know,
and if we survive this,
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we're still not out the woods.
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Because two weeks later,
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it's Malcolm's wedding,
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which is actually...
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- Mama's wedding.
- Mama's wedding.
- Your mama's wedding.
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And don't forget it.
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I mean, the slightest thing
could set her off.
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You know what I call her
when she gets like this?
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- TN-Tina.
- TN-Tina.
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Ba-boom.
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Ouch.
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Does she know
you all call her that?
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Oh, hell no.
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You're not gonna
flip on us, are you?
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Never.
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Listen, y'all
let me handle this.
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I am the only one...
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- Oh, uh...
- ...that knows how to deal
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with her
when she gets like this.
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So for the next month,
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everything runs through me.
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Are we clear?
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- Crystal clear. Yeah.
- Roger that.
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We're here!
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Oh, hey, Mama.
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- Hey, Daphne. Oh, hi!
- Hi, baby.
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Mrs. B, thank you so much
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for doing the afternoon pickups,
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and all the wedding errands.
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Is there anything you can't do?
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- Oh, stop it!
- There you go.
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There it is.
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Oh, man,
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I just love going to daycare.
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But that little Connor,
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he's a piece of work, though.
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Really?
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He's usually so sweet.
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Well, Tina says he's not sweet,
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so, you know, drop it.
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You know, I caught him
pulling Daphne's hair.
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- Mm-mm.
- Oh, no.
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Did you talk to Ms. Doris?
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Ms. Doris?
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I talked to Connor.
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Mama, he's two.
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We usually let the teachers
handle this kind of stuff.
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Well, that little boy
needed to be told,
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"Hey, hey, hey!
You do not pull hair."
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Jeopardy's supposed
to be on channel four,
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but-but no, here it's on seven.
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Did your crazy governor do that?
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Yes, Mom. It's all part
of his radical agenda.
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I knew it.
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What's with the lamp?
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It's a Himalayan rock salt lamp.
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Some doctors believe
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it helps with stress relief,
fat burning, improved sleep.
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Sounds like a load of crap.
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I agree, but, you know,
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the telehealth company
I work for
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wants me to encourage
my therapy clients to buy them.
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So you're selling lamps now?
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Let me talk to Chip.
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I mean, his business
is going crazy.
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I'm sure he could
find a job for you.
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Mom, wouldn't that job
be in Michigan?
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Well, I didn't say there
wouldn't be adjustments.
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Please. Mom, we moved here
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for a reason.
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To hurt me.
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No.
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Gemma got a very
impressive job here.
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Oh, yeah.
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But she was
telling me that she's over it.
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Right, Gemma?
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I-I didn't say "over it."
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No, I don't blame you.
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Who wants to work for
some fancy private school
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where everyone gets a gold star?
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Even the slow kids.
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Whoa.
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Definitely
didn't say "slow kids."
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Mom, please,
I know that you love Michigan,
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but our lives are here.
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Plus, Grover just started
a new high school.
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Oh, yeah, where he's
covering himself with tattoos.
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One tattoo, Mom.
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Well, in Kalamazoo,
kids don't get tattoos.
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Because they're not in gangs.
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Grover is not in a gang.
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We can't even
get him to join a club.
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Well, I'm just glad
you're all so happy here.
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I mean,
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if you're choosing
to pay these California taxes,
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it must be worth it.
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It is worth it.
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We have beautiful beaches.
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Yeah. We never go to them,
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but we could.
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Daphne's finally down, and we
are never giving her cake again.
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Marty, we've got problems.
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Look at your phone.
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Connor's mom is in
the parents group chat
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complaining that
your mom overstepped
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and disciplined her child.
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Yeah, well, her child
pulled Daphne's hair.
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A-ha! Wha--
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Hey, man, where did
all the cake go?
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Uh-oh. It's Doris.
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What, the daycare director?
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- Decline. Just decline.
- Yeah, don't answer it.
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- Courtney, you can decline it.
- Don't answer! Courtney!
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Hello? Hi!
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Ms. Doris.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Sure.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, I understand.
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Thank you.
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Well, that was a lot of
"uh-huhs."
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Your mom...
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- Uh-huh?
- Uh-huh?
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...has been banned from daycare.
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Oh, damn.
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What are we gonna do?
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We can't tell her,
it'll destroy her.
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We have to tell her something.
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Oh, no, we don't. Listen,
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you heard Pop.
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When she gets
stressed out like this,
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everything goes through him.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Yes. Yes.
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Okay, uh,
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"Daddy, we have a problem."
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Why does everything in this town
have to be vegan?
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It doesn't.
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And froyo
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isn't vegan.
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I-I just want to know
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who canceled ice cream.
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Calvin!
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Come here.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Of course.
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Why does this keep happening?
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Everybody in L.A.
thinks my name is Karen.
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You know, because
you be "carin' so much."
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That is definitely the reason.
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Oh, goodness.
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- Uh-oh.
- What?
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I got a text from Marty.
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Says Tina's been
banned from daycare.
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What? Why?
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This is all I have right there.
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Oh, my God.
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She's gonna be so upset.
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Not on my watch.
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Let me text the boys back
in the group text
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and just let them know,
"stay out of this."
266
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:52,092
"I will keep TN-Tina
from blowing her top."
267
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,461
Did you hear that?
268
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,331
Oh, that is so
the perfect nickname.
269
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,368
Isn't that right? Ba-boom!
270
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,506
Okay, good.
Dad says he's handling it.
271
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,807
Oh, damn.
272
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,142
Pop sent the text
to the "Butler Fam" chat.
273
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,345
Your mom is in that one.
274
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,114
We are all gonna die!
275
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:21,855
Daddy, what have you done?
276
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,856
What are you talking about?
277
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:23,990
That text.
278
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,826
About TN-Tina blowing her top?
279
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,194
You sent it to the group
with Mama in it.
280
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,262
No, I didn't.
281
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,630
- Yes, you did.
- Yes, you did.
282
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,166
Look, look...
283
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,703
We are in this one.
You want the one she's not in.
284
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,437
Oh, damn, I did.
285
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,339
You did.
286
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,174
Look, it is a group chat.
287
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,076
You check and double-check,
288
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,178
and if all else fails,
you unsend.
289
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,614
But it's too late now.
290
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,216
The die has been cast.
291
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,650
Hey, Marty, Marty!
292
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,986
Get ahold of yourself.
293
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,022
All right, look,
294
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,456
I'll just say that
295
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,691
you didn't like the cake
that your mama picked out,
296
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,193
and that you want coconut,
297
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,062
and you thought
she would be mad.
298
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,331
So, that's it.
Say it with me. Coconut.
299
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,899
- Coconut.
- Coconut.
300
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,399
- Coconut.
- Coconut. That's it.
301
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,870
How do you explain
calling her "TN-Tina"?
302
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,408
Okay, you know what?
303
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:20,547
I'll just say that
she's hot like a firecracker.
304
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,015
- Oh, oh.
- Huh?
305
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,717
- Yeah, man. That is...
- Come on.
306
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,218
- It just came from nowhere.
- From nowhere.
307
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,720
I landed the plane
with that one.
308
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,322
You see me?
309
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,557
She gonna love that.
She gonna love it.
310
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,127
And she is not here
screaming at us,
311
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,029
so maybe she hasn't seen it yet.
312
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,697
- That's a good point.
- Yeah.
313
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,499
We still got time
to smash her phone.
314
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,235
Oh, Chip.
315
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,371
No,
316
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:48,108
Tom Selleck hasn't stolen me
away from you yet.
317
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,845
He's so funny.
318
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,048
Okay, good night, honey.
319
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,751
No.
320
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,453
No, I can't.
321
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,089
They're right here.
322
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,957
Oh.
323
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,826
Yeah, we're right here, Chip!
324
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,596
- Bye.
- So, how's Chip?
325
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,264
Besides horny?
326
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,601
He's fine. Oh, and guess what?
327
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,303
He has a job for you.
328
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,039
Mom, I told you,
329
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,308
I don't want to sell cars.
330
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,710
Your passion is selling lamps?
331
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,613
They're making you
sell lamps now?
332
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,949
Oh, honey.
333
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,316
Okay.
334
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,820
And the job
wouldn't even be in sales.
335
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,123
Mom, I told you,
I don't want the job.
336
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,291
Because you'd be a nepo baby?
337
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,996
Nobody has to know
he's rocking your mommy's world.
338
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,531
Oh, my God.
339
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,334
That wasn't the issue,
340
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,804
although now,
it will haunt me forever.
341
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,239
Mom,
342
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,307
for the hundredth time,
343
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,010
we live in Los Angeles.
344
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,379
All right.
345
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,915
I get it.
346
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,185
I had to try.
347
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,720
And you know I only do this
348
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,322
because I love you
and I miss you,
349
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:13,026
and I just wish
you weren't so far away.
350
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,898
That's actually sweet.
351
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,267
Rocking her world?
352
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,007
Okay.
353
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,542
Looks like the coast is clear.
354
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,043
Her phone's right there.
355
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,012
Okay, what's her password?
356
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,546
Don't worry about that.
357
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,349
Everybody, just clear...
watch out for shrapnel.
358
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,051
- No, Daddy, you don't have to--
- Oh, no, no!
359
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,053
- Hey!
- Hey!
360
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,854
What's up? How y'all doing?
361
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,324
Good, we good. How you doing?
362
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,725
That's the real question.
363
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,060
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
364
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,695
That's-- Where did my phone go?
365
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,931
- That's what I'm looking for...
- You know, I don't know.
366
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,165
You know,
how about we go to the store
367
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,300
and get you a new one.
368
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,868
Yeah, yeah. That's good.
369
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,803
You know, I hear the cameras
are so much better now.
370
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,372
Oh. Okay, fine,
but before we go,
371
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,540
a quick question.
372
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,808
Who's "TN-Tina"?
373
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,044
- Damn it! This is bad.
- I should've run.
374
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,078
So, who is TN-Tina?
375
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,714
Yeah, that's the question.
376
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,016
- That is the question.
- That's the question
right there.
377
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,618
You know, TN-Tina is you, babe.
378
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,886
- Mm.
- 'Cause you hot
like a firecracker.
379
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,456
You like that, don't you?
380
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,125
I do not.
381
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,629
That's all I got.
382
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,896
Daddy, come on, what happened
383
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,132
to flying the plane?
384
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,566
You were flying the plane.
385
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,435
Wait. Wait a minute.
Why are you so worried
386
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,736
I'm gonna blow my top?
387
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,403
It's-it's about the cake.
388
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,406
We have decided we want coconut.
389
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,008
- Coconut.
- Oh.
390
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,310
Okay, that makes sense,
'cause you're allergic,
391
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,445
so you want your whole chest
392
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,380
to break out in a big itchy rash
393
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,814
on your wedding day.
394
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,250
Daddy made us lie!
395
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,751
Uh-huh. I knew it.
396
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,752
He don't know!
397
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,520
It's not my fault that y'all
398
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,290
sent our grandbaby
to a little punk-ass preschool.
399
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,591
Wait, wait a minute.
400
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,293
What are y'all talking about?
401
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,663
Ma, it's... it's about that
little boy that you yelled at.
402
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,466
I did not yell
at that little boy.
403
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,568
When do I yell at kids?!
404
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,937
Regardless, Doris has...
405
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,505
Go on.
406
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,479
...banned you from daycare.
407
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,114
Banned?
408
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,183
Mm-mm.
409
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,119
Oh. I see.
410
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,989
Well, I would love to tell Doris
411
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,823
my side of the story, so
412
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,393
I'll stop by and say hi.
413
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,363
I don't think
that's a good idea.
414
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,166
Now, now, do not
worry about me, okay?
415
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,768
I'll just have a quick
chat with Doris
416
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,371
and maybe take away
something she loves.
417
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,840
- No, Mama.
- Oh, no, she's gonna blow!
She's gonna blow!
418
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,475
Get the keys!
Somebody get the keys!
419
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,676
- Move out of my way!
- Mama...
420
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,528
Hey, how was dropping
your mom off at the airport?
421
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,363
Well, she very helpfully
alerted security
422
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,467
to three possible terrorists
at the bag drop.
423
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,138
O for three, by the way.
424
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,706
Well, now she's Chip's problem.
425
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,676
I gotta say,
he's kind of good for her.
426
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,645
Yeah, she did seem happy.
427
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,879
It's just so insulting that
she would think that I would
428
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,217
drop everything and go work
for the great and powerful Chip.
429
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,518
Oh, I'm
the Phantom. I sell cars.
430
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,722
Although I checked out
his website,
431
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,291
it's actually pretty impressive.
432
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,692
Yeah, I looked at it.
433
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,361
Seems snazzy enough.
434
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,232
Somebody's texting me
from Kalamazoo.
435
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,134
It's Chip.
436
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,835
"Hey, sport."
437
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,671
You're not my dad, Chip.
438
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,706
It's okay, Dave.
439
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,376
"Just wanted to give you
a few deets on the job."
440
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,280
Not fooling anyone
with the "deets," grandpa.
441
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,482
Huh.
442
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,518
"VP of Human Resources"?
443
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,220
Isn't that kind of good?
444
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,255
I mean, it is.
445
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,525
In a different world, that would
be right up my alley, but
446
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,827
it's in Kalamazoo
and we live in L.A.
447
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,129
Yeah, we do.
448
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,863
We could go to the beach
right now.
449
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,332
You want to go right now?
450
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,234
I don't know. Traffic.
451
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,572
Look, babe, I'm sorry
452
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,441
that you're having
to deal with all of this.
453
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,908
I mean,
454
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,177
you got enough on your plate
455
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,545
with the wedding
coming up in two weeks,
456
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,181
and all these
super-sensitive parents
457
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,118
snitching you out
basically over nothing.
458
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,222
I'm not mad at them, Calvin.
I'm mad at you.
459
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:37,624
Me?
460
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,891
Yes.
461
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,592
After all our years
we've been together,
462
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,629
I don't want you thinking
that you have to manage me.
463
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,298
I was just trying
to protect your feelings.
464
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,536
Why, 'cause you didn't want
TN-Tina to go off?
465
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,971
I didn't make up that nickname.
466
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,807
Well, who did?
467
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,309
Okay, I did.
468
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,779
But it was
actually kind of funny
469
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,681
before you found out about it.
470
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,616
Calvin, you're always saying
471
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,319
people should
talk things out, be more direct.
472
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,621
Maybe you could
show me the same respect,
473
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,958
instead of going around,
texting behind my back.
474
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,360
Okay.
475
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,562
I mean, you're right. My bad.
476
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,963
But, just for the record,
477
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,665
I'm not the only one
in this marriage
478
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,467
who isn't always direct.
479
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,135
What are you talking about?
480
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,504
My favorite Adidas tracksuit?
481
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,641
The one I accidentally
spilled bleach on?
482
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,613
I mean, come on.
It was older than Malcolm.
483
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,648
You insisted on going out in it.
484
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,385
You wore the "A" off.
It just said "didas."
485
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,520
Well, you don't need the words
486
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,290
if you got the stripes.
The people know.
487
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,826
Okay, fine.
488
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,861
I could have been more direct,
just like you could have been.
489
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,165
- And I will be.
- Thank you.
490
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,501
Come here, girl. Come on.
491
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,869
I mean,
492
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,038
you really didn't like
493
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,708
when I said you were
hot like a firecracker?
494
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,844
I kind of liked it.
495
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,712
In that case,
496
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,516
it's about to be the
Fourth of July up in here, girl.
497
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,186
Well, all right!
498
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,898
I don't know, it could be
therapeutic for you, Jerry.
499
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,700
The heat of the lightbulb
500
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,736
releases the negative ions
501
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,603
in the Himalayan salt.
502
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,341
Will this help me with
my online shopping addiction?
503
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,946
No. Uh...
504
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,447
No, J-Jerry,
505
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,149
it's a lamp made out of salt.
506
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,851
It won't
do anything for anybody.
507
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,654
Well, I guess I'll try it.
508
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,623
No-no, Jerry.
509
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,459
Stop buying garbage
on the Internet,
510
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,126
and go see a real therapist,
511
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,962
which is what I used to be.
512
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,465
So, is the shipping free?
513
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,869
Goodbye, Jerry.
514
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,530
"Gemma...
515
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,332
I've been thinking."
516
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,672
Whoa.
517
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,508
No, no, no, no, no. Dave.
518
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,043
You put this in the group chat.
519
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:51,584
"Maybe going to Kalamazoo
is not so crazy."
520
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,696
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00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:10,036
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