1 00:00:07,506 --> 00:00:10,726 ♪ 2 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:11,950 Hey, guys. 3 00:00:11,989 --> 00:00:13,169 Oh, hey. 4 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:15,688 Wow, those plants are beautiful. 5 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:17,602 Thanks. I used to work at a nursery 6 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:18,867 back in Hickory Corners. 7 00:00:18,909 --> 00:00:21,259 Till I found out what they were really growing. 8 00:00:21,303 --> 00:00:22,823 [chuckles] 9 00:00:22,869 --> 00:00:24,959 We just thought it'd be nice to have a little pop of color. 10 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:28,652 Yeah, we did that to this neighborhood 30 years ago. 11 00:00:29,659 --> 00:00:32,009 Well, how about you, Dave, you like to garden, too? 12 00:00:32,053 --> 00:00:34,663 I'm more of a lawn man, myself.Hmm. 13 00:00:34,707 --> 00:00:37,447 Nothing I like better than breaking out the old mower 14 00:00:37,493 --> 00:00:39,583 and showing the grass who's boss. 15 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:43,155 [quietly]: I would've bet on the grass. 16 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:44,414 All right, all done. 17 00:00:44,456 --> 00:00:45,586 What do you think? 18 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:47,241 I think it looks great. 19 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:48,725 Calvin, 20 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:51,075 I think we need to fix our house up, too. 21 00:00:51,115 --> 00:00:52,595 What are you talking about? 22 00:00:52,638 --> 00:00:55,648 We just got a new satellite dish last year. 23 00:00:55,685 --> 00:00:57,865 We could start with a new porch light.No. 24 00:00:57,904 --> 00:00:59,774 Then you're probably gonna want a new door.No. 25 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:02,649 And at that point, we're gonna need all new landscaping, right?No. 26 00:01:02,692 --> 00:01:04,602 Ooh, that's gonna look great, don't you think, Calvin?Yeah. 27 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:07,050 No! 28 00:01:07,088 --> 00:01:09,088 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 29 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:10,303 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 30 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,708 Ooh, what about this color for the trim? 31 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:20,150 Yeah, I like it. "Fenwick Fog." 32 00:01:20,188 --> 00:01:21,718 Yeah, probably 'cause it sounds like something 33 00:01:21,754 --> 00:01:23,014 from Harry Potter. 34 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:25,630 I wear that with a badge of honor. 35 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:27,711 Just like I wear my Sorting Hat. 36 00:01:28,761 --> 00:01:30,541 What are you all doing? 37 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:32,729 Picking out paint colors for the house. 38 00:01:32,765 --> 00:01:36,025 Oh. Well, too bad there's about to be a power outage. 39 00:01:40,251 --> 00:01:41,991 Dad, it's-it's a laptop. 40 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,555 It has a battery. 41 00:01:45,213 --> 00:01:47,433 So does your car. Go home. 42 00:01:47,476 --> 00:01:49,176 [clucks tongue] Come on, Calvin. 43 00:01:49,217 --> 00:01:51,787 Happy wife, happy life. 44 00:01:51,828 --> 00:01:53,658 I want you to paint the house. 45 00:01:53,699 --> 00:01:54,839 [sighs]: Fine. 46 00:01:54,874 --> 00:01:56,784 Malcolm, paint the house. 47 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:00,531 Come on, Calvin, be a good husband 48 00:02:00,576 --> 00:02:03,796 for your beautiful wife and paint the house. 49 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,190 All right. 50 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:08,143 If it's that important to you and you really want me 51 00:02:08,192 --> 00:02:09,712 to paint the house...Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:10,629 ...go ahead and hire someone. 53 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,420 Just make sure they're the best. 54 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:14,588 The best? 55 00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:16,063 And the cheapest. 56 00:02:16,113 --> 00:02:17,633 Ah, there it is.That makes more sense. 57 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,380 [indistinct talking] 58 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:23,260 Hey, sweetie. What are you doing? 59 00:02:23,294 --> 00:02:25,254 Getting a snack.If you look in the pantry, 60 00:02:25,296 --> 00:02:27,256 there's some unsalted veggie chips. 61 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:28,298 Okay, 62 00:02:28,343 --> 00:02:30,303 I won't look in the pantry. 63 00:02:31,346 --> 00:02:32,916 [knocking at door] 64 00:02:36,742 --> 00:02:37,962 Hey, girl. 65 00:02:38,004 --> 00:02:39,744 I love it when you call me that. 66 00:02:39,789 --> 00:02:42,269 [chuckles] Well, you want to give it a try? 67 00:02:43,271 --> 00:02:45,051 I'd love to... 68 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,018 girl... 69 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,665 No.No. 70 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,062 No. 71 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,104 What's up?Well, I was wondering 72 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:55,770 if you had the number to that guy who painted your house 73 00:02:55,805 --> 00:02:57,325 before you moved in. 74 00:03:00,592 --> 00:03:02,022 You guys are painting your house? 75 00:03:03,247 --> 00:03:05,557 Dave loves painting houses. 76 00:03:05,597 --> 00:03:07,777 [chuckles] More like houses love getting painted by Dave. 77 00:03:07,817 --> 00:03:09,817 You know, I put myself 78 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,772 through college painting them back in Michigan. 79 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:14,771 Oh. On our first date, he took me on a tour 80 00:03:14,824 --> 00:03:16,474 of some of his favorites. 81 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:19,781 He even stopped and touched up a couple. 82 00:03:19,829 --> 00:03:22,179 Aw. Well, on our first date 83 00:03:22,223 --> 00:03:25,003 Calvin broke up with his girlfriend. 84 00:03:26,444 --> 00:03:28,224 You know, if you want your house painted, 85 00:03:28,272 --> 00:03:29,572 I'd be happy to do it. 86 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:30,961 I mean, friends help out friends, right? 87 00:03:31,014 --> 00:03:32,444 And I can take today off. 88 00:03:32,494 --> 00:03:33,754 Well, that's so sweet of you, 89 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:35,809 but Calvin wants me to hire a professional. 90 00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:37,065 [chuckles] 91 00:03:37,107 --> 00:03:38,897 A... a professional? 92 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:43,287 Do you think they just let anyone paint 93 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:45,241 the Kalamazoo Hall of Records? 94 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:47,294 I don't know. 95 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:49,425 I don't know white people stuff. 96 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:52,903 You should let him do it, Tina. 97 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:54,479 He's really good. 98 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:56,256 Look, I'm sure you're right, but, you know, it's just that... 99 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,260 I'll do it for free.Okay, you're hired. 100 00:03:59,912 --> 00:04:01,082 But you better do a good job. 101 00:04:01,131 --> 00:04:02,691 Oh, you got it, girl. 102 00:04:02,741 --> 00:04:05,261 See? Wow, he said it right. 103 00:04:05,309 --> 00:04:06,709 Ah. Thank you. 104 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:08,925 I know some black people stuff. 105 00:04:10,227 --> 00:04:12,797 ♪ 106 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:20,974 Dave? 107 00:04:22,021 --> 00:04:23,581 Wazzup! 108 00:04:23,632 --> 00:04:24,892 Ah. 109 00:04:24,937 --> 00:04:27,337 Should we tell him that's not a thing anymore? 110 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,335 It's not? 111 00:04:29,507 --> 00:04:31,767 Uh, Dave, what are you doing up there? 112 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:32,774 Oh, I'm painting your house. 113 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:33,775 Mom hired you? 114 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,256 No, no, no. She didn't hire me. 115 00:04:35,296 --> 00:04:36,946 I volunteered to do it for free. 116 00:04:36,993 --> 00:04:37,903 [chuckles] 117 00:04:37,950 --> 00:04:39,260 Dad is gonna hate this. 118 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,520 It's a total violation of his man code. 119 00:04:41,563 --> 00:04:43,953 Oh, yeah, he is gonna freak out. Yeah. 120 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,220 You want to hang around and watch? 121 00:04:45,262 --> 00:04:46,612 Wazzup! 122 00:04:48,178 --> 00:04:49,528 So, how we lookin'? 123 00:04:49,571 --> 00:04:51,181 Yo, that looks great, man. 124 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,924 [exhales] I can't wait for your dad to see. 125 00:04:52,965 --> 00:04:54,615 He is gonna go nuts. 126 00:04:54,663 --> 00:04:57,013 Oh, you have no idea. 127 00:04:57,056 --> 00:04:58,926 All right. 128 00:04:58,971 --> 00:05:00,791 We're all finished patching and sanding. 129 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,233 Now it's time to prime. 130 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:04,369 Can you feel the excitement in the air? 131 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:05,842 [whoops] 132 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,329 We should probably warn him, right? 133 00:05:09,373 --> 00:05:11,113 Yeah, we probably should. 134 00:05:11,157 --> 00:05:12,117 [vehicle approaching] 135 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:14,078 Notice you're not moving. 136 00:05:14,117 --> 00:05:16,557 I noticed that, too. 137 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:19,816 Well, all right! 138 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,382 [laughs] 139 00:05:21,429 --> 00:05:23,519 Yeah, that looks good, doesn't it, Pop? 140 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:24,951 Are you kidding me? 141 00:05:24,997 --> 00:05:26,477 This looks better than good. 142 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:28,431 This guy knows what he's doing. 143 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:29,919 [chuckles] 144 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:31,879 I'm not sure he does. 145 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:33,267 What?! 146 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,190 Look at his work!Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:35,225 --> 00:05:37,355 This guy's a real pro. 148 00:05:37,401 --> 00:05:40,011 You see what happens when your mother listens to me? 149 00:05:41,536 --> 00:05:42,976 Oh, hey, Calvin. 150 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:45,065 Hold on. 151 00:05:45,104 --> 00:05:46,714 You'repainting the house? 152 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,938 Wazzup! 153 00:05:48,978 --> 00:05:52,068 And, like you said, he's doing a great job. 154 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:54,245 You said that, Calvin? 155 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:57,371 And the best part is, 156 00:05:57,421 --> 00:05:58,981 he's doing it for free. 157 00:06:00,816 --> 00:06:03,076 I-I need to, uh...Yeah. 158 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:04,072 I-I'm gonna have to... 159 00:06:04,123 --> 00:06:05,953 Right. Tina! 160 00:06:05,995 --> 00:06:07,475 Will you tell her 161 00:06:07,518 --> 00:06:09,438 that I'm gonna finish the front today 162 00:06:09,477 --> 00:06:11,307 and I'll do the sides tomorrow? 163 00:06:11,348 --> 00:06:12,788 Oh, isn't that sweet. 164 00:06:12,828 --> 00:06:14,658 He thinks there's gonna be a tomorrow. 165 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:18,315 Tina? 166 00:06:20,052 --> 00:06:21,272 Tina? 167 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,884 What? Tina, 168 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:25,445 you're letting Dave paint our house for free? 169 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:27,273 So? You like anything free. 170 00:06:29,061 --> 00:06:30,451 No, I don't. 171 00:06:30,498 --> 00:06:32,108 You have two drawers in the kitchen 172 00:06:32,151 --> 00:06:33,671 stuffed with ketchup packets. 173 00:06:33,718 --> 00:06:35,118 Those aren't free. 174 00:06:35,154 --> 00:06:37,374 They're built into the price of the hamburger. 175 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:40,851 Calvin, you're being ridiculous. 176 00:06:40,899 --> 00:06:42,819 See, you just don't get it. 177 00:06:42,858 --> 00:06:45,078 Letting another man work on your house for free, 178 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:48,071 it's like saying you can't do it yourself. 179 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:49,344 Okay, so you want to do it yourself? 180 00:06:49,386 --> 00:06:50,476 Hell no! 181 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,124 But letting Dave paint our house, 182 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:56,473 that's a direct violation of the man code. 183 00:06:56,524 --> 00:06:59,744 Oh, please. The last time you talked about your man code, 184 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:02,748 you refused to get stitches and almost lost your finger. 185 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:04,531 I did not. It naturally healed. 186 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:06,485 Look, I can almost bend it. 187 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:12,623 You know, I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. 188 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:13,940 It's not nonsense. 189 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:17,636 See, there are unwritten rules to manhood. 190 00:07:17,675 --> 00:07:19,415 Like always give a firm handshake. 191 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:20,990 And that your word is your bond. 192 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:23,946 And never, evercompliment another man's outfit 193 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:26,466 unless you're looking for a fight. 194 00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:30,257 Calvin, you told me to hire someone good and cheap, 195 00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:32,606 which I did, so as far as I'm concerned, 196 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:34,437 the only problem we have is you. 197 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,565 You hire another man 198 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:39,957 who's doing an excellent job painting our house for free, 199 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,042 and I'mthe problem? 200 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:45,046 Okay, Tina. 201 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,612 [imitating Calvin]: Well, okay, Calvin. 202 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:54,103 If you don't like it, then you do something about it. 203 00:07:54,146 --> 00:07:55,366 Oh, I will. 204 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,278 And don't be messin' with my ketchup packets. 205 00:07:57,323 --> 00:07:59,153 I know how many there are! 206 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,900 Now, you're probably wondering 207 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:05,248 why I chose natural over synthetic fiber. 208 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:08,688 Yeah, that's exactly why we're sticking around. 209 00:08:08,726 --> 00:08:10,466 [both chuckling] 210 00:08:10,511 --> 00:08:11,641 Dave. 211 00:08:11,686 --> 00:08:12,866 You're fired. 212 00:08:12,904 --> 00:08:14,074 What? Why? 213 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:16,733 Because I can paint my own damn house. 214 00:08:16,778 --> 00:08:19,308 You can't fire me. I'm doing this for free. 215 00:08:19,345 --> 00:08:22,175 And you call yourself a friend! 216 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,495 Hey, Mr. Calvin. 217 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,495 Oh, hey, little man. 218 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:38,977 That's not how my dad paints the house. 219 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:40,547 Goodbye, little man. 220 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,680 Have you ever done this before? 221 00:08:44,719 --> 00:08:46,289 No. But it's not that hard. 222 00:08:46,329 --> 00:08:47,599 I mean, you... 223 00:08:47,635 --> 00:08:49,155 dip it... 224 00:08:49,201 --> 00:08:52,201 slap it, watch it dry. 225 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:54,338 Dip it, slap it... 226 00:08:56,382 --> 00:08:58,382 ...watch it dry. 227 00:09:00,386 --> 00:09:02,516 Why won't you just let my dad help you? 228 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:06,083 Well, because of something called the man code. 229 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:08,611 That's a set of unwritten rules 230 00:09:08,656 --> 00:09:12,526 that fathers have passed down from generation to generation. 231 00:09:12,573 --> 00:09:14,223 What are the rules? 232 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:16,190 Well, for one... 233 00:09:16,228 --> 00:09:19,628 never text a man "Get home safe." 234 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:23,677 If he doesn't, it's just God's plan. 235 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:27,064 My friends and I mostly text each other emojis. 236 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,589 Oh, oh, you got to stop doing that. 237 00:09:29,938 --> 00:09:32,678 The only emojis you can text to another man is 238 00:09:32,723 --> 00:09:33,853 the fist bump, 239 00:09:33,898 --> 00:09:35,298 strong arm, 240 00:09:35,334 --> 00:09:37,074 and the thumbs up. 241 00:09:38,555 --> 00:09:40,205 What about a unicorn head? 242 00:09:40,252 --> 00:09:44,642 Only if the fist bump is punching it in the face. 243 00:09:44,692 --> 00:09:46,432 'Kay. 244 00:09:46,476 --> 00:09:48,866 Oh, oh, oh. And that's another one. 245 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:51,653 Never text another man, "'Kay." 246 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,655 It's always, "O-kay." 247 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,052 Wh-Why? 248 00:09:56,094 --> 00:09:58,534 No one knows. It-it just is. 249 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:02,054 O-kay. 250 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,720 There you go. [chuckles] 251 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:09,194 Yeah, he got that way faster than Marty. 252 00:10:14,112 --> 00:10:15,592 What are you doing? 253 00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:19,116 Watching Calvin paint his house. 254 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,501 It's a disaster. 255 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,333 He didn't prime, he didn't tape. 256 00:10:22,381 --> 00:10:26,161 It's... it's just like he's dipping and slapping out there. 257 00:10:28,953 --> 00:10:32,173 You know, seeing you out there painting yesterday 258 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,527 brought back a lot of fond memories. 259 00:10:36,047 --> 00:10:38,227 Oh, yeah?Mm-hmm. 260 00:10:39,311 --> 00:10:40,961 Like what? 261 00:10:41,009 --> 00:10:42,929 Mm, like when they gave you the keys 262 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,627 to the Hall of Records, 263 00:10:44,665 --> 00:10:46,925 and we had some fun in the permit office. 264 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:50,011 Ooh, we definitelydidn't have a permit for that. 265 00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:51,881 [laughs] 266 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,103 So, I was thinking, maybe later today... 267 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:56,412 Oh, for God's sakes. 268 00:10:58,026 --> 00:11:00,156 He's stirring the paint with a tree branch! 269 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,722 This man is a maniac! 270 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:05,730 I don't understand why he insists on doing this alone. 271 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:09,513 Easy, Dad. Man code.What? 272 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,039 He said you're breaking the rules of being a man. 273 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:16,270 By the way, you got to stop texting me unicorns. 274 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:21,266 What is he talking about? 275 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,800 I was not breaking man code. I was following it. 276 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,224 Always have your buddy's back, never leave a job unfinished. 277 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:28,401 And if your friend looks good in a new suit, 278 00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:29,887 make sure to let him know. 279 00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:32,407 Well, instead of standing here 280 00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:34,671 watching Calvin paint, 281 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:38,325 maybe we could go upstairs and... 282 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,680 Ooh...Ugh. 283 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,290 Would you look at that? 284 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,860 Oh, my gosh. 285 00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:45,207 He's using rollers on the window frames.Mm. 286 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,377 The man's oblivious to everything! 287 00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:54,341 Yo, I hear this movie is hilarious. 288 00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:56,386 I don't know, man. 289 00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:58,472 I doubt anything's gonna top watching Dad splash around 290 00:11:58,521 --> 00:12:00,431 in a paint can looking for his phone. 291 00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:03,049 [laughs] 292 00:12:03,091 --> 00:12:05,391 Uh, Marty, what are you doing? 293 00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:06,741 I'm sitting down. 294 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,400 Uh, man code, Marty! 295 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:09,924 Whenever possible, 296 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,147 two men always leave a seat in between them. 297 00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:13,927 What? But if I sit 298 00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:16,011 over there, how are we gonna share the popcorn? 299 00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:20,976 We're not. 300 00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:24,414 And if we go to the bathroom together, 301 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,250 eyes forward, no talking at the urinal. 302 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,249 Okay, dude. Okay. 303 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,981 I just thought with all your talk about being "woke," 304 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,813 you'd be a little more progressive. 305 00:12:33,861 --> 00:12:36,251 Um, excuse you? I am progressive. 306 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,958 Really?Yeah. 307 00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:39,605 Because it seems to me you've bought into Dad's 308 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:40,959 outdated ideas about masculinity. 309 00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:43,218 Oh, no, I have not.Prove it. 310 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:45,432 Okay, I will. 311 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,266 There. See? 312 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,572 Woke. 313 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,228 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 314 00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:55,832 That feels okay, doesn't it? 315 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,843 You know, actually, it's not that bad. [laughs] 316 00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,275 Exactly.Yeah. 317 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,581 You're still a man.Right. 318 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,016 I'm still a man. 319 00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:03,713 Right. 320 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,420 Some people might even say that we are more manly 321 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,158 because we're so comfortable with ourselves. 322 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,550 Yeah. Good for us. 323 00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,073 Yeah, man.[laughs] 324 00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,726 Pop doesn't know what he's talking about. 325 00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:15,910 Man, no. [laughs][laughs] 326 00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:26,128 Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna move over there.Yeah. 327 00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,734 This seat is way more comfortable. 328 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,784 I feel like here. 329 00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:34,489 Well, I think I got most of the paint off. 330 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:35,400 [chuckles] 331 00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:38,224 But just in case... 332 00:13:38,273 --> 00:13:41,403 maybe you should check to see if I missed some spots. 333 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,110 [laughs] 334 00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,107 Oh, you missed a few spots, all right. 335 00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,979 Under the window, next to the air conditioner, 336 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:50,282 the entire back of the house. 337 00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:53,028 Oh, now you want the back of the house painted? 338 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,680 Someone's getting a little bougie. 339 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,428 Calvin, this is our home. 340 00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:58,816 I just want it to look nice. 341 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,519 I know, and it will, babe, I promise. 342 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,647 Mm. You did look manly out there. 343 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,609 [laughs] I did, didn't I?Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:08,348 I mean, check out this property, girl. 345 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,050 Would you love it or list it? 346 00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:12,047 [laughs] 347 00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,489 [soft clattering outside][laughs] 348 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:14,435 What was that? 349 00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:16,523 Oh, you know what that was. 350 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,702 [whispering] 351 00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:21,098 No, no, no. What was that sound?[louder clattering] 352 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,662 Ooh, I think somebody's trying to break in. 353 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:27,149 Well, he ain't the only one. Come on.Calvin! 354 00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:28,401 Fine. 355 00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,283 All right. 356 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:32,155 I'll go check it out, 357 00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:35,456 but if I'm not back here in two minutes, call the police. 358 00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:36,724 Okay. 359 00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,546 Uh, but use your white voice. 360 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,081 Dave, what the hell are you doing?! 361 00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,432 I'm finishing the job I started. 362 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,790 That's man code! 363 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,360 Nice pajamas, by the way. 364 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,279 Get down from there and stop painting my house. 365 00:15:03,314 --> 00:15:04,534 Why? 366 00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,496 Because you're making me look bad. 367 00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:09,145 All I'm doing is making your house look better. 368 00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:12,110 Exactly. And I'll never forgive you for it. 369 00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,891 Calvin, what's going on? You need backup? 370 00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:18,026 I got my beat-down pan. 371 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,508 Go back inside. 372 00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:21,028 Uh, it's just Dave. 373 00:15:21,071 --> 00:15:24,161 What is going on out here? 374 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,855 And why does Tina have her beat-down pan? 375 00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:31,476 Calvin, just let me do this for you. 376 00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,776 Oh, you want to do something for me? 377 00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:35,653 Then I'll do something for you! 378 00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:37,654 What is he doing? 379 00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,826 I don't know, but it's gonna be stupid. 380 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,092 Oh. 381 00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:44,006 Check it out, Dave. 382 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,481 I'm about to cut your grass for you! 383 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,450 What?! 384 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,621 Calvin, don't you start that lawn mower! 385 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,406 Oh, I'll do it, Dave. 386 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,110 I'll do it.Calvin, don't! 387 00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:56,238 Dave, too late. You brought this on yourself. 388 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,720 [engine sputters, dies] 389 00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:01,061 Like I said, you brought this on yourself! 390 00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:02,451 [engine sputters, dies] 391 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,804 Dad? What are you doing, man? 392 00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,284 I'm cutting Dave's lawn 393 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,634 to punish him for painting my house. 394 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,600 Calvin, if you start that lawn mower, I'm gonna 395 00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:13,773 come out here tomorrow night, I'm gonna put on a second coat! 396 00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,434 [engine starts] 397 00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,304 Huh? 398 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,176 Huh? 399 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:21,477 Uh, should we stop them? 400 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,083 Are you kidding me? 401 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:26,093 If we stay quiet, one of them might wash my car. 402 00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:27,576 How you like that, Dave? 403 00:16:27,616 --> 00:16:29,356 This is what you get for breaking the man code-- 404 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,580 freshly-cut grass! 405 00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:32,539 You broke the man code! 406 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,797 CALVIN: You broke it!No, you broke it! 407 00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:35,629 You broke it, Dave. You broke-broke it. 408 00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:45,418 I did break that. 409 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,649 [whistling] 410 00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,345 Morning. 411 00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:01,387 Hey. 412 00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:07,001 Hey, look, uh, about last night, man... 413 00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:09,917 Yeah, yeah. Uh, things got a little out of hand. 414 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,922 In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have been out 415 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,094 in the middle of the night painting your house. 416 00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,712 Yeah, in retrospect, that did start this whole thing. 417 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:22,846 Look, I really didn't mean to start a fight. 418 00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:24,628 I know. 419 00:17:24,673 --> 00:17:28,243 But, Dave, you just can't do another man a favor 420 00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,935 without asking him first. 421 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,412 Why not? 422 00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:33,422 Because then, I would owe you one, 423 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,244 and I don't like owing anybody anything. 424 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:37,072 Well, I bought you a bagel last week. 425 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,219 But I drove, so we were even. 426 00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:45,515 Calvin, you don't owe me anything. 427 00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,173 We're friends. 428 00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:49,877 Well, maybe that's how it works back in Kalamazoo, 429 00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:51,875 but out here, it's different. 430 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,406 I-I guess we just have different man codes. 431 00:17:57,445 --> 00:18:00,405 Yeah. I guess we do. 432 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,142 You think there's any overlap? 433 00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:05,850 Probably. I'm sure there is. 434 00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:11,717 What does yours say about holding your wife's purse? 435 00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,673 Oh. Well, you can do it as long as you look mad. 436 00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,374 Mm. 437 00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,071 That's what mine says, too. 438 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,559 This is the face I make. 439 00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:27,259 Not bad. This is mine. 440 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:31,474 That's the face you made when I asked you 441 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:32,822 to come to a spin class with me. 442 00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:36,615 Yeah, it's kind of like a go-to scowl for me. 443 00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:41,008 Look, uh, I'll grab a broom and help you clean up. 444 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,353 Sure that doesn't violate your man code? 445 00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:46,444 Good point. You're on your own. 446 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:54,373 All right, how am I looking over here, man? 447 00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:56,325 Calvin, you're a natural, but 448 00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:58,243 can I give you one piece of advice? 449 00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:00,248 Sure.Okay, now, 450 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,780 you're letting your shoulder do all the work. 451 00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:06,385 The magic is in your hips. 452 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,350 [humming] 453 00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:14,399 So like this?There you go. 454 00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:19,047 See? Told you it was sexy. 455 00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,354 You weren't kidding. 456 00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:25,149 I had Dave paint our house five times in Michigan. 457 00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:26,795 It's how we got Grover. 458 00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:28,928 [Tina laughs] 459 00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:30,491 Paint that wall, baby! 460 00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:33,108 Uh, yeah, Dave. You missed some spots on the bottom. 461 00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:34,589 [chuckles]Take it down low. 462 00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:37,639 Yeah, drop that thang, Calvin.Mm-hmm. 463 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:40,935 Calvin, uh, what's your man code say about this? 464 00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:43,943 It's the number one rule of the man code, Dave-- 465 00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:45,726 always keep your wife happy. 466 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,340 Drop that thing, dawg. 467 00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,423 [both whooping] 468 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:52,090 Yeah, baby!Oh, yeah, baby! 469 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,514 Yes! Oh! Oh! 470 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,382 Oh, oh, oh.Oh, that's it, guy. 471 00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,263 That's it, babe.Yeah. 472 00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:04,833 Captioning sponsored by CBS 473 00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:07,876 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org