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Oh, I love your new fire pit, Calvin.
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Thanks. You know, one
night I looked over
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at Crackhead Victor's trash can fire
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and thought, "That looks cozy."
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So, what are we toasting to?
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Well, I know a certain couple
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that has a big anniversary coming up.
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Right, Calvin?
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Who?
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I'm just kidding, baby. It's us.
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It is us, right, babe?
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Come on.
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To 30 years of marriage.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I can't believe you guys have
been married for 30 years.
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Wow. That means you got
married when we were only...
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Drink your drink, Gemma.
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Well, so how are you
guys gonna celebrate?
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Weekend in Cabo? Couple's massage?
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Or our personal favorite,
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reading poetry to one other
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while maintaining intense eye contact?
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It's like a sexy staring contest.
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Okay, well, we'll probably
just do the usual
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and go out for dinner.
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Wha... come on. 30 years is a milestone.
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You can't just go out to dinner.
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She's right, babe. We should go big.
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Let's catch a movie, too.
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Ooh.
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Come on, you guys.
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You got to do something more romantic
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than dinner and a movie.
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You know, we're not one
of those kind of couples
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to make a big deal out
of stuff like this.
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We didn't even have a real wedding.
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Just the two of us at the courthouse.
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I know what you guys should do.
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You two should have a
ceremony to renew your vows.
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- That's ridiculous.
- I love that idea.
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Tina, we already did our vows.
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"Till death do us part."
You're not dead, I'm not dead.
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In the eyes of God, we're good.
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You know what? Well, I want
this year to be different.
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I want the wedding that I never had.
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- Yay!
- All right.
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Dave, would you please...
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Yeah. C-Calvin, don't worry. I got you.
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I would love to be your best man.
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Yes.
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Hey, Grover. You want to help me
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and Miss Tina plan her vow renewal?
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What's that?
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It's when two married people decide
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- to reaffirm their love...
- I'm out.
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- Hey, Tina. Come on in.
- Hey.
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Thanks again for helping me with this.
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Ugh, are you kidding? I love weddings.
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The romance, the flowers,
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the jealousy on all your
girlfriends' faces.
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Okay, so where do we start?
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I thought we could look at my
wedding album for inspiration.
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- Okay. Let's do it.
- Oh.
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Ooh. Oh, my God, Gemma.
You are so beautiful.
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Aw, thank you.
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Ooh, is that Ryan Seacrest?
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No, that's Dave. He had
frosted tips back then.
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You came down the aisle on a horse?
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All my bridesmaids, too.
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Except Denise. She took a hoof
to the head at the rehearsal.
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Wow, Gemma. Look at this reception.
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The centerpiece, the cake.
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Calvin would never go for this.
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But wouldn't he want
whatever makes you happy?
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Let me put it a different way.
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Would doing this make you happy?
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Well, I have always felt
that I kind of missed out.
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So let's fix that.
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You know, you're right. I'm in.
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I'm gonna have the dream
wedding that I never got.
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Ooh, and you know what you should do?
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I'm not getting on no damn horse, Gemma.
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No.
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Yo, Dave,
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you need to check Gemma.
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Oh, no. Not lice again.
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You know, I told her
to stop sharing hats.
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No. Gemma's putting crazy
ideas in Tina's head.
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I mean, look at the budget for
this vow renewal ceremony.
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Ooh, wow. She wants to
release a hundred doves
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after the "I do's"?
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I know. And if I pay
that much for birds,
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they better come with mashed
potatoes and a drink.
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Look, Calvin, I-I know it's expensive,
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but don't you think Tina's worth it?
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Of course she's worth it,
but that's not the point.
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I can do more romantic things
for Tina with this money.
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- Well, like what?
- Like buy a Jacuzzi.
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Tina wants a Jacuzzi?
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A chance to soak in
bubbles with all this?
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Some things are safe to assume, Dave.
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Okay. Well, look, if you
want to save money,
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I can perform the ceremony.
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I got ordained online
so I could officiate
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my buddy Kevin's wedding.
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Okay. You're hired.
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Now, look, next on the
list is a bartender.
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Now, I know Grover's too
young to drink alcohol...
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Mm-hmm.
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But can he pour it?
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Hey, man. What's up?
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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What does it look like?
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I'm grocery shopping.
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Oh, uh, tell Mom and
Dad they out of milk.
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So, what kind of gift
were you thinking about
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for their anniversary?
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Oh.
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I was just gonna sign my
name on whatever you got.
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So don't go cheap and make me look bad.
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Malcolm, we can't just buy something.
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You know? 30 years is a big deal.
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We got to, we got to get them
something from the heart.
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Okay. Like what?
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I'm glad you asked. I was thinking
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we could sing their favorite
song at the ceremony.
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"Baby Got Back"?
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Not Mom's favorite song,
their favorite song.
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"Just the Two of Us."
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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I mean, she did always love it
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when we sang together
in those church plays.
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Right? Okay. Let's give it a try.
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I'll lead you in.
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- Okay.
- Two, three, and...
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♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪
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♪ And the beauty of it all ♪
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♪ Is when the sun comes
shining through ♪
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♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪
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♪ When I think of you sometime ♪
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♪ And I want to spend
some time with you. ♪
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I think my voice might've
changed a little since puberty.
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You think?
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Put that down. I want
to show you something.
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Ooh. Not right now, baby.
The boys are here.
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Not that something.
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This something.
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Ah. What's this?
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It's the new budget for the vow renewal.
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Now, your man got creative
and saved us a ton of money.
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Holla!
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So you want to have our vow
renewal at Ernie's Hot Spot?
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And if we do it at happy hour,
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we get dollar drinks and free wings.
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Double holla!
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Calvin, what the hell does
"neighborhood flowers" mean?
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Well, it just means I take the roses
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from Miss Kim's front yard.
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So you're gonna steal flowers
from a 75-year-old lady?
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She's got glaucoma. She
won't know it's me.
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Really, Calvin?
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Free wings? Stolen flowers?
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This is how much you love me?
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Wow.
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Babe.
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Look, I just don't understand
why we got to waste
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all this money on a day
we've already had.
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Baby, I just want a nicer wedding memory
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than hearing a judge next
door scream, "Guilty!"
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Look, I would've liked to
had something nicer, too,
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but we had to get married when we did.
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You were pregnant with Malcolm.
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Excuse me? "We had to"?
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Come on. You know what I mean.
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Now, I... I mean...
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You know, not "had to."
Of course I wanted to.
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You know.
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It w... it was the right thing to do.
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"The right thing to do"?
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Okay, hold on. Now, Tina...
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So the only reason why you married me,
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because it was the right thing to do?
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Okay, now, would you please stop
putting my words in my mouth?
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You know what, Calvin? I'm done.
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I'm calling this ceremony off.
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Not because I have to,
because I want to.
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She'd be a lot more relaxed
if we had a Jacuzzi.
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H-Hey.
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Did you sleep on the couch last night?
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Mom and Pop got into a fight.
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She kicked him out of their room
and he kicked me out of my room.
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Why didn't you sleep in my room?
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'Cause I'm a grown-ass man, Marty.
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I'm not sleeping in a rocket ship bed.
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What were they fighting about?
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Well, I don't know, but it
must've been pretty big
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'cause Mom called the vow renewal off.
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- Whoa.
- Yeah.
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Are you sure it wasn't because
she heard you singing?
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Hey, boys. Have you seen your mother?
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Uh, she and Gemma went shopping
and to get their nails done.
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Although I think the word
she used was "sharpened."
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Sounds like you messed up big, Dad.
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Yeah, I guess I did.
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I know you boys are gonna find
this hard to believe, but, um,
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I said something stupid to her.
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- What?
- You?
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- Please.
- No.
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Yeah, it's true.
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Your father's not perfect.
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- What? No.
- You? Please.
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But it's gonna be all right, all right?
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I know why she's mad and I know
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what I got to do to take care of it.
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Oh, you're gonna go ahead
with the vow renewal.
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No. I'm gonna wash her car.
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Well, at least it'll be clean
when she runs him over with it.
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Yeah.
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Look at all these nail polish choices.
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"Midnight Temptress."
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"Vampire's Embrace."
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Ooh! I'm gonna get pink.
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Well, why is this one so expensive?
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Oh, it has real gold in it.
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Oh, Calvin would never
want to pay for that.
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So I'll take 20.
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You feeling any better?
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Not really.
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I can't believe Calvin actually
said the reason he married me
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was because I was pregnant.
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Well, if it helps, back
in Hickory Corners,
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that's the only reason
people get married.
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And all this time I thought he did it
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because he was in love with me.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Of course he was in love with you.
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After we said, "I do,"
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he went up to the third floor
to pay a speeding ticket.
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Okay, he said something stupid,
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but you guys have been together
for 30 years and are so in love.
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That doesn't happen with people
who "have to" get married.
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I just wanted a wedding that I
could be proud of, you know?
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Well, maybe Calvin didn't give
you that, but he did give you
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a marriage you could be proud of.
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I suppose.
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All I know is that when
Dave and I get to 30 years,
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I hope our marriage is as loving
and fun and supportive as yours.
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Although, I could use a
little less eye contact.
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Thank you, Gemma. You're a good friend.
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You know, by the time
Dave and I celebrate
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our 30th anniversary, you will be...
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Drink your drink, Gemma.
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Hey, Calvin, what happened?
256
00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,545
I heard the vow renewal was called off.
257
00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:57,116
Yeah. Tina wasn't too excited
about the budget cuts,
258
00:11:57,433 --> 00:12:01,283
and then we both said some stuff
I wish I could take back.
259
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,630
Man, I'm sorry to hear that.
260
00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:08,582
'Cause I found the sickest
Dave Matthews lyric
261
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to kick off the ceremony.
262
00:12:11,783 --> 00:12:15,083
Wow, if I'd known that, I
would've canceled it myself.
263
00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,005
But it's okay.
264
00:12:18,032 --> 00:12:21,172
She'll be fine once she
see how clean her car is.
265
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,400
Uh... Calvin, you sure that's enough?
266
00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,493
No. I'm not stupid.
267
00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:31,108
That's why I'm gonna pop
in this new air freshener.
268
00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:36,218
Okay, Calvin, um, let
me ask you a question:
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What does it mean when
your brakes are squeaking?
270
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,430
You need new brake pads.
271
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,357
And your car is backfiring?
272
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,000
Uh, you probably need to
check your fuel injector.
273
00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:47,669
One more question, you getting a bill.
274
00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:51,877
Okay, my point is,
275
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is you know how to listen to cars,
276
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:56,140
but I-I don't think you're
listening to your wife.
277
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:59,346
No, look, I am listening, Dave.
It's just this...
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this whole vow renewal
thing is so unnecessary.
279
00:13:02,318 --> 00:13:04,338
Yeah, but sometimes the
things that are unnecessary
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are the things that matter the most.
281
00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:08,302
- Like what?
- Well...
282
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Like these chrome rims.
283
00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:13,149
Do they make Tina's car run any better?
284
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:15,805
No, but they look good.
285
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,350
What about the leather seats?
286
00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,448
Come on now, you've seen my wife's butt.
287
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,495
I'm not putting that on no cloth.
288
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:29,205
Okay, so it sounds to me
like what you're saying is
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these things aren't necessary,
but they do matter.
290
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Hmm. I guess I am.
291
00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:39,002
Maybe you're right.
292
00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:41,785
Maybe I need to give my
marriage an upgrade.
293
00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:43,771
Yeah, man, come on.
294
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Bring it into the shop.
Put it up on the lift.
295
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Trick out that whip.
296
00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:54,718
You know, I think this is
the most manly conversation
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we've ever had.
298
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That really warms my heart.
299
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And we're back.
300
00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:09,133
Whew, girl, I cannot
believe you dragged me
301
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to five different beauty supply stores.
302
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,237
What can I say?
303
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:16,130
Dave's very particular about
his lavender bath salts.
304
00:14:16,152 --> 00:14:17,522
Ugh.
305
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:20,236
Where is everybody? Calvin, I'm home!
306
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,280
Hey, Mom. Seriously, Malcolm?
307
00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:26,222
You'd rather put on a suit
than do your laundry?
308
00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:30,400
If you would just come
with me to the backyard.
309
00:14:32,612 --> 00:14:34,272
Do you know what this is about?
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Maybe.
311
00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:39,467
Is that why you squealed
when Dave texted you?
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00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:42,731
Maybe! Let's go.
313
00:14:55,493 --> 00:14:57,113
Oh, hell no.
314
00:14:57,145 --> 00:14:59,085
Tina, wait!
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00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:02,246
Look, babe, I know I messed up,
316
00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:04,284
but I just wanted to
let you know just...
317
00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:07,019
I'm not leaving. I'm just
going to change my clothes.
318
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,326
I cannot get married looking like this!
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00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:11,098
Come on!
320
00:15:18,281 --> 00:15:19,721
I'm never getting married.
321
00:15:19,748 --> 00:15:22,538
It takes too long for
girls to get dressed.
322
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,706
I'm with you,
323
00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:28,156
but I'm watching my mouth today.
324
00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:32,246
Are you ready for our song?
325
00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:34,539
Don't worry about it, man. I got this.
326
00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:36,303
You better, because if you don't,
327
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:39,165
I will drop you like Beyoncé
did Destiny's Child.
328
00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:44,514
Ooh, wait, they're coming out.
329
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,527
Wow.
330
00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:19,914
Sorry it took me so long.
331
00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:21,967
I would've waited all night.
332
00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:24,501
We almost did.
333
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:34,689
We are gathered here...
334
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,320
Give me a minute.
335
00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:44,901
Okay.
336
00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:46,265
Nope.
337
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:50,403
Dave, I got it from here.
338
00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:55,863
Tina Butler, love of my life,
339
00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:59,089
I still remember the
first time I saw you.
340
00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:02,585
You were singing on stage
at the Moonlight Lounge,
341
00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:05,719
looking almost as beautiful
as you are tonight.
342
00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:07,385
Oh, God.
343
00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:11,137
This is Kevin's wedding all over again.
344
00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,728
Oh.
345
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:17,187
When I first heard your voice, I knew
346
00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:19,758
that I didn't just want to be with you
347
00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:23,103
for the rest of my life, I had to be.
348
00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:29,066
Well, I remember looking
down at you from the stage
349
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,537
and seeing the most handsome man.
350
00:17:34,361 --> 00:17:36,361
A beautiful smile,
351
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,957
those bright eyes,
352
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,668
and the shiniest Jheri
curl I'd ever seen.
353
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,922
I was like a sexier Rick James.
354
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:53,060
Look, I know I say the
wrong thing sometimes,
355
00:17:53,312 --> 00:17:55,752
but the one thing I
never regretted saying
356
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,113
was "I do."
357
00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:03,142
Me neither, baby.
358
00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:06,086
Dave.
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00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:12,909
By the power vested in me
by MakeMeAMinister.com...
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00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:19,759
I proclaim your vows
of marriage renewed.
361
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:21,744
You may now kiss the bride.
362
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:32,134
This is for you, Mom and Dad.
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00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,632
♪ ♪
364
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:37,875
♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪
365
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:40,241
♪ And the beauty of it all ♪
366
00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:44,068
♪ Is when the sun comes
shining through ♪
367
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,226
♪ Just the two of us ♪
368
00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:51,362
♪ We can make it if we
try, just the two of us ♪
369
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,483
♪ You and I. ♪
370
00:18:55,108 --> 00:18:59,118
Aw, look at our babies. That's so sweet.
371
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,167
Yeah, that's good.
372
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:01,754
Now let's show them
how it's really done.
373
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:04,170
Yeah. Give me the damn mic. Thank you.
374
00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:07,758
♪ We look for love, no time for tears ♪
375
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:10,296
♪ Wasted water's all that is ♪
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00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:14,258
♪ It don't make no flowers grow ♪
377
00:19:14,873 --> 00:19:17,803
♪ Good things might come
to those who wait ♪
378
00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:20,308
♪ Not for those who wait too late ♪
379
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,976
♪ We got to go for all we know ♪
380
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,482
♪ Just the two of us ♪
381
00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:29,056
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
382
00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:31,216
♪ Just the two of us ♪
383
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,443
♪ You and I... ♪
384
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,604
You know what?
385
00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:39,438
Being here, I realized that,
after ten years of marriage,
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00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,457
I love you more than ever.
387
00:19:41,478 --> 00:19:44,168
Aw, I feel the same way.
388
00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:45,749
Really?
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00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,243
You know it, baby.
390
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:51,085
♪ Just the two of us ♪
391
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:54,091
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
392
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:56,463
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
393
00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:59,013
♪ You and I ♪
394
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,922
♪ Just the two of us ♪
395
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,985
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
396
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:06,304
♪ Just the two of us ♪
397
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,315
♪ You and I. ♪
398
00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,434
Wow!
399
00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:16,264
Gemma, I didn't know they had the
Electric Slide in Kalamazoo.
400
00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:17,543
Are you kidding?
401
00:20:17,568 --> 00:20:19,548
Add a banjo and some hay on the floor
402
00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:21,823
and this is the "Boot Scootin' Boogie."
403
00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:24,385
Yeah, but there's one big difference.
404
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:28,176
Yours is about the boots,
ours is about the booty!
405
00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:29,487
Hey!
406
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:32,520
Oh, okay. Okay, y'all.
407
00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:35,886
Party's over. Leave your gifts
at the door and get out.
408
00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:39,251
Uh, Calvin, it's only 8:30.
409
00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:41,385
I know, Dave, but it's my wedding night,
410
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,642
and Tina gets sleepy around 10:00.
411
00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:45,243
Oh, no.
412
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:48,107
- I'm up till 10:30 tonight.
- Ooh.
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