1 00:00:00,452 --> 00:00:02,752 Oh, I love your new fire pit, Calvin. 2 00:00:02,896 --> 00:00:05,326 Thanks. You know, one night I looked over 3 00:00:05,351 --> 00:00:07,511 at Crackhead Victor's trash can fire 4 00:00:07,538 --> 00:00:10,368 and thought, "That looks cozy." 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,080 So, what are we toasting to? 6 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:15,373 Well, I know a certain couple 7 00:00:15,397 --> 00:00:18,017 that has a big anniversary coming up. 8 00:00:18,042 --> 00:00:19,212 Right, Calvin? 9 00:00:19,241 --> 00:00:20,331 Who? 10 00:00:21,115 --> 00:00:24,555 I'm just kidding, baby. It's us. 11 00:00:24,578 --> 00:00:26,468 It is us, right, babe? 12 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,470 Come on. 13 00:00:29,084 --> 00:00:30,644 To 30 years of marriage. 14 00:00:30,671 --> 00:00:32,681 - Whoa! - Whoa! 15 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:36,060 I can't believe you guys have been married for 30 years. 16 00:00:36,545 --> 00:00:39,335 Wow. That means you got married when we were only... 17 00:00:39,358 --> 00:00:40,778 Drink your drink, Gemma. 18 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:44,644 Well, so how are you guys gonna celebrate? 19 00:00:44,671 --> 00:00:46,491 Weekend in Cabo? Couple's massage? 20 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:48,612 Or our personal favorite, 21 00:00:48,638 --> 00:00:49,918 reading poetry to one other 22 00:00:49,944 --> 00:00:52,744 while maintaining intense eye contact? 23 00:00:55,028 --> 00:00:57,838 It's like a sexy staring contest. 24 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,146 Okay, well, we'll probably just do the usual 25 00:01:02,171 --> 00:01:03,411 and go out for dinner. 26 00:01:03,544 --> 00:01:06,074 Wha... come on. 30 years is a milestone. 27 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,070 You can't just go out to dinner. 28 00:01:08,317 --> 00:01:11,287 She's right, babe. We should go big. 29 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:12,592 Let's catch a movie, too. 30 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:13,896 Ooh. 31 00:01:14,512 --> 00:01:16,972 Come on, you guys. 32 00:01:17,005 --> 00:01:18,455 You got to do something more romantic 33 00:01:18,484 --> 00:01:20,144 than dinner and a movie. 34 00:01:20,554 --> 00:01:22,624 You know, we're not one of those kind of couples 35 00:01:22,648 --> 00:01:24,738 to make a big deal out of stuff like this. 36 00:01:24,827 --> 00:01:26,627 We didn't even have a real wedding. 37 00:01:26,716 --> 00:01:29,066 Just the two of us at the courthouse. 38 00:01:29,116 --> 00:01:30,736 I know what you guys should do. 39 00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:33,943 You two should have a ceremony to renew your vows. 40 00:01:33,974 --> 00:01:36,404 - That's ridiculous. - I love that idea. 41 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:40,233 Tina, we already did our vows. 42 00:01:40,265 --> 00:01:43,495 "Till death do us part." You're not dead, I'm not dead. 43 00:01:43,652 --> 00:01:45,412 In the eyes of God, we're good. 44 00:01:47,075 --> 00:01:49,925 You know what? Well, I want this year to be different. 45 00:01:49,949 --> 00:01:51,799 I want the wedding that I never had. 46 00:01:51,819 --> 00:01:53,469 - Yay! - All right. 47 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:54,609 Dave, would you please... 48 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:57,211 Yeah. C-Calvin, don't worry. I got you. 49 00:01:58,313 --> 00:02:01,223 I would love to be your best man. 50 00:02:03,044 --> 00:02:04,364 Yes. 51 00:02:08,185 --> 00:02:10,615 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 52 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:12,223 Hey, Grover. You want to help me 53 00:02:12,254 --> 00:02:14,304 and Miss Tina plan her vow renewal? 54 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,455 What's that? 55 00:02:15,484 --> 00:02:17,404 It's when two married people decide 56 00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:19,434 - to reaffirm their love... - I'm out. 57 00:02:25,724 --> 00:02:27,654 - Hey, Tina. Come on in. - Hey. 58 00:02:27,684 --> 00:02:29,214 Thanks again for helping me with this. 59 00:02:29,241 --> 00:02:32,041 Ugh, are you kidding? I love weddings. 60 00:02:32,074 --> 00:02:34,034 The romance, the flowers, 61 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,770 the jealousy on all your girlfriends' faces. 62 00:02:36,837 --> 00:02:38,377 Okay, so where do we start? 63 00:02:38,405 --> 00:02:41,045 I thought we could look at my wedding album for inspiration. 64 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:42,859 - Okay. Let's do it. - Oh. 65 00:02:43,085 --> 00:02:46,655 Ooh. Oh, my God, Gemma. You are so beautiful. 66 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,990 Aw, thank you. 67 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:50,646 Ooh, is that Ryan Seacrest? 68 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:53,878 No, that's Dave. He had frosted tips back then. 69 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:59,396 You came down the aisle on a horse? 70 00:02:59,421 --> 00:03:01,041 All my bridesmaids, too. 71 00:03:01,069 --> 00:03:04,169 Except Denise. She took a hoof to the head at the rehearsal. 72 00:03:04,511 --> 00:03:06,511 Wow, Gemma. Look at this reception. 73 00:03:06,536 --> 00:03:08,506 The centerpiece, the cake. 74 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:10,664 Calvin would never go for this. 75 00:03:10,953 --> 00:03:13,213 But wouldn't he want whatever makes you happy? 76 00:03:17,436 --> 00:03:19,076 Let me put it a different way. 77 00:03:19,101 --> 00:03:21,201 Would doing this make you happy? 78 00:03:21,472 --> 00:03:24,092 Well, I have always felt that I kind of missed out. 79 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:25,946 So let's fix that. 80 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:28,641 You know, you're right. I'm in. 81 00:03:28,671 --> 00:03:31,001 I'm gonna have the dream wedding that I never got. 82 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,958 Ooh, and you know what you should do? 83 00:03:33,984 --> 00:03:35,864 I'm not getting on no damn horse, Gemma. 84 00:03:35,887 --> 00:03:37,277 No. 85 00:03:41,247 --> 00:03:42,917 Yo, Dave, 86 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,702 you need to check Gemma. 87 00:03:44,733 --> 00:03:47,993 Oh, no. Not lice again. 88 00:03:49,279 --> 00:03:52,469 You know, I told her to stop sharing hats. 89 00:03:52,716 --> 00:03:56,386 No. Gemma's putting crazy ideas in Tina's head. 90 00:03:56,580 --> 00:04:00,260 I mean, look at the budget for this vow renewal ceremony. 91 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:02,666 Ooh, wow. She wants to release a hundred doves 92 00:04:02,694 --> 00:04:04,184 after the "I do's"? 93 00:04:04,207 --> 00:04:07,437 I know. And if I pay that much for birds, 94 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:10,147 they better come with mashed potatoes and a drink. 95 00:04:11,513 --> 00:04:13,743 Look, Calvin, I-I know it's expensive, 96 00:04:13,774 --> 00:04:15,594 but don't you think Tina's worth it? 97 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:18,294 Of course she's worth it, but that's not the point. 98 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:22,158 I can do more romantic things for Tina with this money. 99 00:04:22,184 --> 00:04:25,374 - Well, like what? - Like buy a Jacuzzi. 100 00:04:26,759 --> 00:04:28,209 Tina wants a Jacuzzi? 101 00:04:28,461 --> 00:04:31,371 A chance to soak in bubbles with all this? 102 00:04:31,634 --> 00:04:35,124 Some things are safe to assume, Dave. 103 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:39,215 Okay. Well, look, if you want to save money, 104 00:04:39,244 --> 00:04:41,094 I can perform the ceremony. 105 00:04:41,124 --> 00:04:42,784 I got ordained online so I could officiate 106 00:04:42,806 --> 00:04:44,466 my buddy Kevin's wedding. 107 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:46,279 Okay. You're hired. 108 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:48,933 Now, look, next on the list is a bartender. 109 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:52,367 Now, I know Grover's too young to drink alcohol... 110 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,422 Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:53,454 --> 00:04:55,024 But can he pour it? 112 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,277 Hey, man. What's up? 113 00:05:00,305 --> 00:05:01,775 Hey, what are you doing here? 114 00:05:01,798 --> 00:05:02,988 What does it look like? 115 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:04,909 I'm grocery shopping. 116 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:09,379 Oh, uh, tell Mom and Dad they out of milk. 117 00:05:10,797 --> 00:05:12,657 So, what kind of gift were you thinking about 118 00:05:12,682 --> 00:05:13,912 for their anniversary? 119 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:15,070 Oh. 120 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:18,175 I was just gonna sign my name on whatever you got. 121 00:05:19,187 --> 00:05:21,677 So don't go cheap and make me look bad. 122 00:05:22,866 --> 00:05:25,486 Malcolm, we can't just buy something. 123 00:05:25,514 --> 00:05:28,094 You know? 30 years is a big deal. 124 00:05:28,852 --> 00:05:31,432 We got to, we got to get them something from the heart. 125 00:05:32,789 --> 00:05:34,119 Okay. Like what? 126 00:05:34,145 --> 00:05:35,825 I'm glad you asked. I was thinking 127 00:05:35,853 --> 00:05:38,223 we could sing their favorite song at the ceremony. 128 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:39,987 "Baby Got Back"? 129 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:44,296 Not Mom's favorite song, their favorite song. 130 00:05:44,322 --> 00:05:45,482 "Just the Two of Us." 131 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,005 You know, that's not a bad idea. 132 00:05:47,154 --> 00:05:48,734 I mean, she did always love it 133 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,830 when we sang together in those church plays. 134 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:53,025 Right? Okay. Let's give it a try. 135 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:54,159 I'll lead you in. 136 00:05:54,185 --> 00:05:56,785 - Okay. - Two, three, and... 137 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,384 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 138 00:05:59,408 --> 00:06:01,578 ♪ And the beauty of it all ♪ 139 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:04,430 ♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪ 140 00:06:05,934 --> 00:06:08,464 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 141 00:06:08,486 --> 00:06:10,966 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 142 00:06:10,986 --> 00:06:14,896 ♪ And I want to spend some time with you. ♪ 143 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:22,908 I think my voice might've changed a little since puberty. 144 00:06:23,526 --> 00:06:25,156 You think? 145 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:30,280 Oh, hey, babe. 146 00:06:30,304 --> 00:06:32,084 Put that down. I want to show you something. 147 00:06:32,111 --> 00:06:35,621 Ooh. Not right now, baby. The boys are here. 148 00:06:37,544 --> 00:06:39,274 Not that something. 149 00:06:39,297 --> 00:06:40,507 This something. 150 00:06:40,557 --> 00:06:42,357 Ah. What's this? 151 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,786 It's the new budget for the vow renewal. 152 00:06:45,018 --> 00:06:48,638 Now, your man got creative and saved us a ton of money. 153 00:06:48,665 --> 00:06:50,385 Holla! 154 00:06:53,415 --> 00:06:57,105 So you want to have our vow renewal at Ernie's Hot Spot? 155 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,204 And if we do it at happy hour, 156 00:06:59,229 --> 00:07:01,409 we get dollar drinks and free wings. 157 00:07:01,435 --> 00:07:03,195 Double holla! 158 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:08,538 Calvin, what the hell does "neighborhood flowers" mean? 159 00:07:08,705 --> 00:07:10,235 Well, it just means I take the roses 160 00:07:10,259 --> 00:07:12,079 from Miss Kim's front yard. 161 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,554 So you're gonna steal flowers from a 75-year-old lady? 162 00:07:16,745 --> 00:07:19,165 She's got glaucoma. She won't know it's me. 163 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:22,570 Really, Calvin? 164 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:24,957 Free wings? Stolen flowers? 165 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,618 This is how much you love me? 166 00:07:27,056 --> 00:07:28,326 Wow. 167 00:07:28,351 --> 00:07:29,491 Babe. 168 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,987 Look, I just don't understand why we got to waste 169 00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:35,019 all this money on a day we've already had. 170 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,177 Baby, I just want a nicer wedding memory 171 00:07:37,204 --> 00:07:39,934 than hearing a judge next door scream, "Guilty!" 172 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:45,780 Look, I would've liked to had something nicer, too, 173 00:07:46,029 --> 00:07:49,049 but we had to get married when we did. 174 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,960 You were pregnant with Malcolm. 175 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,714 Excuse me? "We had to"? 176 00:07:54,736 --> 00:07:56,496 Come on. You know what I mean. 177 00:07:56,525 --> 00:07:58,775 Now, I... I mean... 178 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:01,958 You know, not "had to." Of course I wanted to. 179 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,311 You know. 180 00:08:03,341 --> 00:08:04,971 It w... it was the right thing to do. 181 00:08:09,309 --> 00:08:10,549 "The right thing to do"? 182 00:08:10,569 --> 00:08:12,209 Okay, hold on. Now, Tina... 183 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,676 So the only reason why you married me, 184 00:08:14,709 --> 00:08:16,729 because it was the right thing to do? 185 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:20,562 Okay, now, would you please stop putting my words in my mouth? 186 00:08:22,626 --> 00:08:24,426 You know what, Calvin? I'm done. 187 00:08:24,454 --> 00:08:26,054 I'm calling this ceremony off. 188 00:08:26,079 --> 00:08:29,039 Not because I have to, because I want to. 189 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,708 She'd be a lot more relaxed if we had a Jacuzzi. 190 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:44,175 H-Hey. 191 00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:46,202 Did you sleep on the couch last night? 192 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,024 Mom and Pop got into a fight. 193 00:08:49,047 --> 00:08:52,207 She kicked him out of their room and he kicked me out of my room. 194 00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:54,134 Why didn't you sleep in my room? 195 00:08:54,156 --> 00:08:55,706 'Cause I'm a grown-ass man, Marty. 196 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:58,204 I'm not sleeping in a rocket ship bed. 197 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,539 What were they fighting about? 198 00:09:03,822 --> 00:09:06,172 Well, I don't know, but it must've been pretty big 199 00:09:06,202 --> 00:09:08,192 'cause Mom called the vow renewal off. 200 00:09:08,219 --> 00:09:10,079 - Whoa. - Yeah. 201 00:09:10,355 --> 00:09:12,695 Are you sure it wasn't because she heard you singing? 202 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:17,458 Hey, boys. Have you seen your mother? 203 00:09:17,603 --> 00:09:21,033 Uh, she and Gemma went shopping and to get their nails done. 204 00:09:21,232 --> 00:09:24,542 Although I think the word she used was "sharpened." 205 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:29,340 Sounds like you messed up big, Dad. 206 00:09:29,358 --> 00:09:32,178 Yeah, I guess I did. 207 00:09:32,496 --> 00:09:36,016 I know you boys are gonna find this hard to believe, but, um, 208 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:38,007 I said something stupid to her. 209 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:39,360 - What? - You? 210 00:09:39,376 --> 00:09:41,516 - Please. - No. 211 00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:43,892 Yeah, it's true. 212 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,398 Your father's not perfect. 213 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,119 - What? No. - You? Please. 214 00:09:48,302 --> 00:09:50,272 But it's gonna be all right, all right? 215 00:09:50,303 --> 00:09:51,883 I know why she's mad and I know 216 00:09:51,914 --> 00:09:53,674 what I got to do to take care of it. 217 00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:55,703 Oh, you're gonna go ahead with the vow renewal. 218 00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:58,206 No. I'm gonna wash her car. 219 00:10:00,846 --> 00:10:03,226 Well, at least it'll be clean when she runs him over with it. 220 00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:04,688 Yeah. 221 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:09,243 Look at all these nail polish choices. 222 00:10:09,273 --> 00:10:11,823 "Midnight Temptress." 223 00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:14,325 "Vampire's Embrace." 224 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,212 Ooh! I'm gonna get pink. 225 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:20,519 Well, why is this one so expensive? 226 00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:22,435 Oh, it has real gold in it. 227 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,996 Oh, Calvin would never want to pay for that. 228 00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:27,354 So I'll take 20. 229 00:10:29,154 --> 00:10:30,814 You feeling any better? 230 00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:32,144 Not really. 231 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:35,372 I can't believe Calvin actually said the reason he married me 232 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,890 was because I was pregnant. 233 00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:39,044 Well, if it helps, back in Hickory Corners, 234 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,830 that's the only reason people get married. 235 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,003 And all this time I thought he did it 236 00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,953 because he was in love with me. 237 00:10:46,984 --> 00:10:48,614 Don't be ridiculous. 238 00:10:48,644 --> 00:10:50,844 Of course he was in love with you. 239 00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:52,331 After we said, "I do," 240 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:55,389 he went up to the third floor to pay a speeding ticket. 241 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,881 Okay, he said something stupid, 242 00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:03,894 but you guys have been together for 30 years and are so in love. 243 00:11:04,173 --> 00:11:07,743 That doesn't happen with people who "have to" get married. 244 00:11:08,097 --> 00:11:11,237 I just wanted a wedding that I could be proud of, you know? 245 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:14,638 Well, maybe Calvin didn't give you that, but he did give you 246 00:11:14,656 --> 00:11:16,556 a marriage you could be proud of. 247 00:11:16,866 --> 00:11:18,646 I suppose. 248 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,863 All I know is that when Dave and I get to 30 years, 249 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:28,007 I hope our marriage is as loving and fun and supportive as yours. 250 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:31,797 Although, I could use a little less eye contact. 251 00:11:35,356 --> 00:11:38,246 Thank you, Gemma. You're a good friend. 252 00:11:39,776 --> 00:11:41,616 You know, by the time Dave and I celebrate 253 00:11:41,637 --> 00:11:43,457 our 30th anniversary, you will be... 254 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:44,852 Drink your drink, Gemma. 255 00:11:50,232 --> 00:11:51,572 Hey, Calvin, what happened? 256 00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,545 I heard the vow renewal was called off. 257 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:57,116 Yeah. Tina wasn't too excited about the budget cuts, 258 00:11:57,433 --> 00:12:01,283 and then we both said some stuff I wish I could take back. 259 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,630 Man, I'm sorry to hear that. 260 00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:08,582 'Cause I found the sickest Dave Matthews lyric 261 00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,918 to kick off the ceremony. 262 00:12:11,783 --> 00:12:15,083 Wow, if I'd known that, I would've canceled it myself. 263 00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,005 But it's okay. 264 00:12:18,032 --> 00:12:21,172 She'll be fine once she see how clean her car is. 265 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,400 Uh... Calvin, you sure that's enough? 266 00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,493 No. I'm not stupid. 267 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:31,108 That's why I'm gonna pop in this new air freshener. 268 00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:36,218 Okay, Calvin, um, let me ask you a question: 269 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,613 What does it mean when your brakes are squeaking? 270 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,430 You need new brake pads. 271 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,357 And your car is backfiring? 272 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,000 Uh, you probably need to check your fuel injector. 273 00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:47,669 One more question, you getting a bill. 274 00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:51,877 Okay, my point is, 275 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,610 is you know how to listen to cars, 276 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:56,140 but I-I don't think you're listening to your wife. 277 00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:59,346 No, look, I am listening, Dave. It's just this... 278 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,300 this whole vow renewal thing is so unnecessary. 279 00:13:02,318 --> 00:13:04,338 Yeah, but sometimes the things that are unnecessary 280 00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:06,224 are the things that matter the most. 281 00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:08,302 - Like what? - Well... 282 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:10,852 Like these chrome rims. 283 00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:13,149 Do they make Tina's car run any better? 284 00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:15,805 No, but they look good. 285 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,350 What about the leather seats? 286 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,448 Come on now, you've seen my wife's butt. 287 00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,495 I'm not putting that on no cloth. 288 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:29,205 Okay, so it sounds to me like what you're saying is 289 00:13:29,231 --> 00:13:33,741 these things aren't necessary, but they do matter. 290 00:13:34,155 --> 00:13:36,675 Hmm. I guess I am. 291 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:39,002 Maybe you're right. 292 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:41,785 Maybe I need to give my marriage an upgrade. 293 00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:43,771 Yeah, man, come on. 294 00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:46,438 Bring it into the shop. Put it up on the lift. 295 00:13:46,613 --> 00:13:48,643 Trick out that whip. 296 00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:54,718 You know, I think this is the most manly conversation 297 00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,336 we've ever had. 298 00:13:58,366 --> 00:14:00,366 That really warms my heart. 299 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,117 And we're back. 300 00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:09,133 Whew, girl, I cannot believe you dragged me 301 00:14:09,163 --> 00:14:11,793 to five different beauty supply stores. 302 00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,237 What can I say? 303 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:16,130 Dave's very particular about his lavender bath salts. 304 00:14:16,152 --> 00:14:17,522 Ugh. 305 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:20,236 Where is everybody? Calvin, I'm home! 306 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,280 Hey, Mom. Seriously, Malcolm? 307 00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:26,222 You'd rather put on a suit than do your laundry? 308 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:30,400 If you would just come with me to the backyard. 309 00:14:32,612 --> 00:14:34,272 Do you know what this is about? 310 00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:36,027 Maybe. 311 00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:39,467 Is that why you squealed when Dave texted you? 312 00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:42,731 Maybe! Let's go. 313 00:14:55,493 --> 00:14:57,113 Oh, hell no. 314 00:14:57,145 --> 00:14:59,085 Tina, wait! 315 00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:02,246 Look, babe, I know I messed up, 316 00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:04,284 but I just wanted to let you know just... 317 00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:07,019 I'm not leaving. I'm just going to change my clothes. 318 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,326 I cannot get married looking like this! 319 00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:11,098 Come on! 320 00:15:18,281 --> 00:15:19,721 I'm never getting married. 321 00:15:19,748 --> 00:15:22,538 It takes too long for girls to get dressed. 322 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,706 I'm with you, 323 00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:28,156 but I'm watching my mouth today. 324 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:32,246 Are you ready for our song? 325 00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:34,539 Don't worry about it, man. I got this. 326 00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:36,303 You better, because if you don't, 327 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:39,165 I will drop you like Beyoncé did Destiny's Child. 328 00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:44,514 Ooh, wait, they're coming out. 329 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,527 Wow. 330 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:19,914 Sorry it took me so long. 331 00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:21,967 I would've waited all night. 332 00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:24,501 We almost did. 333 00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:34,689 We are gathered here... 334 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,320 Give me a minute. 335 00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:44,901 Okay. 336 00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:46,265 Nope. 337 00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:50,403 Dave, I got it from here. 338 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:55,863 Tina Butler, love of my life, 339 00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:59,089 I still remember the first time I saw you. 340 00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:02,585 You were singing on stage at the Moonlight Lounge, 341 00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:05,719 looking almost as beautiful as you are tonight. 342 00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:07,385 Oh, God. 343 00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:11,137 This is Kevin's wedding all over again. 344 00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:12,728 Oh. 345 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:17,187 When I first heard your voice, I knew 346 00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:19,758 that I didn't just want to be with you 347 00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:23,103 for the rest of my life, I had to be. 348 00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:29,066 Well, I remember looking down at you from the stage 349 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,537 and seeing the most handsome man. 350 00:17:34,361 --> 00:17:36,361 A beautiful smile, 351 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,957 those bright eyes, 352 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,668 and the shiniest Jheri curl I'd ever seen. 353 00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,922 I was like a sexier Rick James. 354 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:53,060 Look, I know I say the wrong thing sometimes, 355 00:17:53,312 --> 00:17:55,752 but the one thing I never regretted saying 356 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,113 was "I do." 357 00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:03,142 Me neither, baby. 358 00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:06,086 Dave. 359 00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:12,909 By the power vested in me by MakeMeAMinister.com... 360 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:19,759 I proclaim your vows of marriage renewed. 361 00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:21,744 You may now kiss the bride. 362 00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:32,134 This is for you, Mom and Dad. 363 00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,632 ♪ ♪ 364 00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:37,875 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 365 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:40,241 ♪ And the beauty of it all ♪ 366 00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:44,068 ♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪ 367 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,226 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 368 00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:51,362 ♪ We can make it if we try, just the two of us ♪ 369 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,483 ♪ You and I. ♪ 370 00:18:55,108 --> 00:18:59,118 Aw, look at our babies. That's so sweet. 371 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,167 Yeah, that's good. 372 00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:01,754 Now let's show them how it's really done. 373 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:04,170 Yeah. Give me the damn mic. Thank you. 374 00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:07,758 ♪ We look for love, no time for tears ♪ 375 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:10,296 ♪ Wasted water's all that is ♪ 376 00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:14,258 ♪ It don't make no flowers grow ♪ 377 00:19:14,873 --> 00:19:17,803 ♪ Good things might come to those who wait ♪ 378 00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:20,308 ♪ Not for those who wait too late ♪ 379 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,976 ♪ We got to go for all we know ♪ 380 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,482 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 381 00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:29,056 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 382 00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:31,216 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 383 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,443 ♪ You and I... ♪ 384 00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,604 You know what? 385 00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:39,438 Being here, I realized that, after ten years of marriage, 386 00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,457 I love you more than ever. 387 00:19:41,478 --> 00:19:44,168 Aw, I feel the same way. 388 00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:45,749 Really? 389 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,243 You know it, baby. 390 00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:51,085 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 391 00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:54,091 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 392 00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:56,463 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 393 00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:59,013 ♪ You and I ♪ 394 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,922 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 395 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,985 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 396 00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:06,304 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 397 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,315 ♪ You and I. ♪ 398 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,434 Wow! 399 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:16,264 Gemma, I didn't know they had the Electric Slide in Kalamazoo. 400 00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:17,543 Are you kidding? 401 00:20:17,568 --> 00:20:19,548 Add a banjo and some hay on the floor 402 00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:21,823 and this is the "Boot Scootin' Boogie." 403 00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:24,385 Yeah, but there's one big difference. 404 00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:28,176 Yours is about the boots, ours is about the booty! 405 00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:29,487 Hey! 406 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:32,520 Oh, okay. Okay, y'all. 407 00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:35,886 Party's over. Leave your gifts at the door and get out. 408 00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:39,251 Uh, Calvin, it's only 8:30. 409 00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:41,385 I know, Dave, but it's my wedding night, 410 00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,642 and Tina gets sleepy around 10:00. 411 00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:45,243 Oh, no. 412 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:48,107 - I'm up till 10:30 tonight. - Ooh. 413 00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:50,988 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -