1 00:00:08,899 --> 00:00:11,169 Thanks again for having us over, Tina. 2 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:12,686 Yeah, the chicken and dumplings are delicious. 3 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:13,909 Aren't they, Grover? 4 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,217 Wow, that isinteresting. 5 00:00:18,169 --> 00:00:20,779 So I had to turn off my football game for dinner, 6 00:00:20,824 --> 00:00:23,304 but the kid gets to play world wide webs? 7 00:00:24,784 --> 00:00:26,954 Dad, the "world wide webs," 8 00:00:27,004 --> 00:00:30,094 or as people under a hundred call it, the Internet... 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,095 ...is not a game. It's-it's a, it's a global network... 10 00:00:34,142 --> 00:00:35,792 Marty... you're talking to Pop. 11 00:00:35,839 --> 00:00:38,319 The clock is still flashing 12:00 on his VCR. 12 00:00:40,322 --> 00:00:42,932 Which still has a tape of Beverly Hills Cop stuck in it. 13 00:00:44,152 --> 00:00:47,282 You know what? That was due back in 1997. 14 00:00:47,329 --> 00:00:49,289 Good thing Blockbuster went out of business, huh? 15 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:54,117 Grover, Mr. Calvin's right. 16 00:00:54,162 --> 00:00:56,332 Didn't we agree no screens at the table? 17 00:00:56,381 --> 00:01:00,341 Yeah, I wasn't really sure where we landed on that. 18 00:01:02,039 --> 00:01:04,309 So, Calvin, it looks like your auto shop has some competition. 19 00:01:04,346 --> 00:01:06,696 I saw a new Motor Boys opened up down the block. 20 00:01:06,739 --> 00:01:08,699 Please. 21 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:12,651 Some generic chain with a stupid jingle? 22 00:01:12,702 --> 00:01:14,352 I think it's catchy. 23 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:16,669 ♪ Car or truck, you're in luck, with the ♪ 24 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:18,706 ♪ Motor Boys. ALL: Beep! Beep! 25 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:24,457 Why don't you all go "beep-beep" yourselves, all right? 26 00:01:25,497 --> 00:01:27,017 Whoa! 27 00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:29,504 Motor Boys has a really cool website. 28 00:01:29,545 --> 00:01:32,855 Grover! Didn't I just say no screens at the table? 29 00:01:32,896 --> 00:01:36,376 Oh, so we are going with that. 30 00:01:38,119 --> 00:01:39,389 You know, 31 00:01:39,424 --> 00:01:41,334 business has slowed down since they opened up. 32 00:01:41,383 --> 00:01:43,343 Maybe we should think about updating our shop. 33 00:01:43,385 --> 00:01:45,255 Oh, I could upgrade your computer system. 34 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,520 Automate your payroll. 35 00:01:46,562 --> 00:01:47,822 Maybe make you a website 36 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:48,997 that's not just a picture of you 37 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,472 laying across the hood of a Corvette? 38 00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:56,092 While you're at it, will you fix his e-mail? 39 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:58,487 I send him stuff all the time. 40 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:00,410 I never get a reply. 41 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,889 Yeah, that's weird, huh? 42 00:02:04,928 --> 00:02:06,928 So what do you say, Calvin? 43 00:02:06,973 --> 00:02:08,063 Can Marty help us out? 44 00:02:08,105 --> 00:02:10,415 Why not? You can come in tomorrow. 45 00:02:10,455 --> 00:02:12,365 And I'll start working on a jingle for you. 46 00:02:12,414 --> 00:02:15,984 Ooh, great. E-mail it to me. 47 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:17,946 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 48 00:02:17,984 --> 00:02:19,244 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 49 00:02:23,294 --> 00:02:25,904 So what goes down at an overnight teachers' retreat? 50 00:02:25,949 --> 00:02:27,429 Oh, we have so much fun. 51 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:30,732 PowerPoint presentations, course lectures, 52 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,920 and-- wait for it-- 53 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:34,875 we all come home with a huge binder! 54 00:02:34,914 --> 00:02:38,744 My God, I married the world's hottest nerd. 55 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:41,930 All right, sweetie, be good for Dad. 56 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:43,135 I'll see you tomorrow. 57 00:02:43,184 --> 00:02:46,094 I don't know. Probably in my room? 58 00:02:47,971 --> 00:02:49,921 You know what? You've been on that thing a lot. 59 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:51,933 Why don't we take a little screen break for a few days? 60 00:02:51,975 --> 00:02:54,805 A few days? That's so unfair. 61 00:02:54,847 --> 00:02:56,457 No, come on. It's a good thing. 62 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:58,191 Look, you can play outside, climb some trees, 63 00:02:58,242 --> 00:02:59,802 ride your bike around. 64 00:02:59,852 --> 00:03:04,332 Okay, if I say I'm sorry, can I not do any of that? 65 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:06,599 All right, sweetie, I got to go. Give me a hug. 66 00:03:06,642 --> 00:03:09,032 I'll miss you, Mom. 67 00:03:09,079 --> 00:03:11,089 So, so...I'm with Dad. 68 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,824 Bye. Cheer up. 69 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:15,256 You're gonna have so much fun. 70 00:03:15,303 --> 00:03:17,083 It's gonna be great. 71 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,140 It's gonna be terrible. 72 00:03:21,004 --> 00:03:22,614 What are you talking about? 73 00:03:22,658 --> 00:03:24,708 I have tried the "no screens" thing before, 74 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:26,837 and it always ends in tears and tantrums. 75 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:29,359 Well, if he throws a tantrum, 76 00:03:29,404 --> 00:03:31,444 I will deal with it. 77 00:03:31,493 --> 00:03:34,273 I was talking about me. 78 00:03:34,322 --> 00:03:37,192 You've just committed yourself to 48 hours of: 79 00:03:37,238 --> 00:03:38,848 "Dad. Dad. 80 00:03:38,891 --> 00:03:40,411 Dad. Dad." 81 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:42,508 And I will come back with, 82 00:03:42,547 --> 00:03:44,947 "What's up? I'm here. 83 00:03:44,984 --> 00:03:46,024 Let's rage." 84 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:48,202 : Ho-ho. Oh, don't worry. 85 00:03:48,249 --> 00:03:50,209 There will be rage. 86 00:03:50,251 --> 00:03:51,811 You know, I'm starting to get the feeling 87 00:03:51,861 --> 00:03:53,471 that you don't think I can do this. 88 00:03:53,515 --> 00:03:55,295 Don't take this the wrong way, but if Icouldn't, 89 00:03:55,343 --> 00:03:57,473 you definitely can't. 90 00:03:57,519 --> 00:04:00,309 Ho-ho! Really? 91 00:04:00,348 --> 00:04:03,138 Well, what you don't realize is I have something you don't. 92 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:07,222 The mind of an eight-year-old boy. 93 00:04:07,268 --> 00:04:09,838 Finally, something we agree on. 94 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,760 Okay. We're off to a great start. 95 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:17,017 The TV in your waiting room now gets more than one channel. 96 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,020 Oh, great. How did you do that? 97 00:04:19,062 --> 00:04:20,622 Well, not to get too technical, 98 00:04:20,672 --> 00:04:23,062 but I put new batteries in the remote. 99 00:04:25,024 --> 00:04:27,804 The remote? Calvin, you told me it was stolen. 100 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:29,113 Yeah. 101 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:32,169 Uh, looks like I fired Eduardo for nothing. 102 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,946 Well, thanks for your help, man. 103 00:04:35,992 --> 00:04:38,382 Be sure to treat yourself to a hard candy on the way out. 104 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,343 Calvin, look. You may not want Marty's help, 105 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:45,140 but as the person who keeps the books around here, I do. 106 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:48,655 Well, fine. We're watching Beverly Hills Cop IItonight. 107 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:52,800 That's right. I used a butter knife to get Part Iout. 108 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:56,145 Okay, Marty, what's next? 109 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:58,186 Well, let's take a look at how you organize your invoices. 110 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,621 Oh. Okay, everything's stored right over here. 111 00:05:00,669 --> 00:05:02,979 Oh, file cabinet. Old school. 112 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:04,289 Nike. 113 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:06,805 So, that's August 2012. 114 00:05:09,155 --> 00:05:11,065 This is how you keep your records? 115 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:13,464 How do you keep anything organized? 116 00:05:13,508 --> 00:05:15,078 These are barely receipts. 117 00:05:15,118 --> 00:05:17,558 "Herman, $200"? What'd you do for Herman? 118 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:19,169 It says it right here. 119 00:05:19,209 --> 00:05:21,169 $200 worth of work. 120 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:24,641 Yeah, but, 121 00:05:24,693 --> 00:05:26,303 but what specifically did you do? 122 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:28,527 Well, if you want to know that, 123 00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:30,136 then we gonna have to call Eduardo. 124 00:05:31,395 --> 00:05:32,785 How do you say, 125 00:05:32,831 --> 00:05:34,741 "Oops, my bad" in Spanish? 126 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:38,839 That was so much fun. What's next? 127 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:46,147 Grover. We just did mini-golf, batting cages, 128 00:05:46,192 --> 00:05:48,102 we even went to the dog park. 129 00:05:48,151 --> 00:05:49,361 We don't have a dog. 130 00:05:51,459 --> 00:05:52,509 Aren't you tired? 131 00:05:52,547 --> 00:05:54,467 Not at all. 132 00:05:54,505 --> 00:05:59,165 Ooh. I thought all that fetching would tire you out. 133 00:06:01,207 --> 00:06:02,737 So, now what? 134 00:06:02,774 --> 00:06:04,474 How about this? 135 00:06:04,515 --> 00:06:06,215 How about we take a five-minute break 136 00:06:06,256 --> 00:06:08,126 so Dad can rest his eyes? 137 00:06:08,171 --> 00:06:09,431 Okay. 138 00:06:09,477 --> 00:06:11,267 Whew... 139 00:06:12,871 --> 00:06:15,431 How will I know when it's been five minutes? 140 00:06:15,483 --> 00:06:18,263 I'll tell you. 141 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:20,620 How will youknow? 142 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,190 Buddy... 143 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,110 look around you. You have all these toys. 144 00:06:26,145 --> 00:06:28,495 You've got a big backyard. 145 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:30,279 You've got a room upstairs. 146 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:34,023 Can you really find noway to entertain yourself? 147 00:06:34,066 --> 00:06:36,196 I have an idea.Oh, good. 148 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:37,672 Screen time! 149 00:06:38,636 --> 00:06:40,246 Grover! Drop it! 150 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,300 Bad boy! 151 00:06:43,119 --> 00:06:45,469 Sorry. I'm still in dog park mode. 152 00:06:45,513 --> 00:06:48,343 Listen. Come here, buddy. 153 00:06:50,213 --> 00:06:52,643 It would make my life... 154 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:56,084 so much easier 155 00:06:56,132 --> 00:06:57,302 if I gave this to you. 156 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,180 I don't know, Dad. 157 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:01,912 Trust your instincts. 158 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:06,094 But Mom doesn't think that we can go a few days without it. 159 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:08,272 And I want to prove to her that we can. 160 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,232 Which is why... 161 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:13,237 you're not gonna tell her that I'm gonna let you 162 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:15,019 play with this for a few minutes. 163 00:07:15,064 --> 00:07:16,194 Yes! 164 00:07:16,239 --> 00:07:18,199 But remember, we're not telling Mom. 165 00:07:18,241 --> 00:07:20,851 Mom who?Oh... 166 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:23,636 Okay, Dad. I just finished setting up your new system. 167 00:07:23,681 --> 00:07:26,201 This tablet controls all your scheduling, 168 00:07:26,249 --> 00:07:27,989 estimates and service notes. 169 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:30,033 Does it have Angry Birdson there? 170 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,604 'Cause I love pissing off them uppity pigs. 171 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:37,050 Hey, Calvin. 172 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:38,436 Hey, what's up, Roy? 173 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:40,219 I got a text saying my car was ready. 174 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:41,783 I didn't text you. 175 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:44,050 Uh, no. But your new system did. 176 00:07:44,093 --> 00:07:46,053 I programmed it so when a customer's car is ready, 177 00:07:46,095 --> 00:07:47,355 they get a notification. 178 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,450 I didn't ask you to do all that. 179 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:51,760 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my shop 180 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:54,276 making its own booty calls. 181 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,020 Dad, trust me. This is gonna make your business 182 00:07:57,062 --> 00:08:00,102 more efficient. See, customers will be automatically billed, 183 00:08:00,152 --> 00:08:01,842 the payments go directly into your account, 184 00:08:01,893 --> 00:08:04,243 and you don't have to call them when their car is ready. 185 00:08:04,287 --> 00:08:06,857 Wait a minute. So I get my money faster? 186 00:08:06,898 --> 00:08:10,248 And I don't have to talk to chatterboxes like Roy? 187 00:08:11,207 --> 00:08:12,427 Hey. 188 00:08:12,469 --> 00:08:15,739 Roy, please. I know more about your prostate 189 00:08:15,777 --> 00:08:18,167 than the doctor who gave you the exam. 190 00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,214 So what do you say, Dad? 191 00:08:24,263 --> 00:08:26,093 You want to give it a shot? 192 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:27,305 Why not? 193 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:28,873 All right, great! You'll see. 194 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,270 This is gonna make you leaner, 195 00:08:30,313 --> 00:08:32,793 meaner and rolling in the greener. 196 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,540 Boy, you may be smart, but you couldn't wrap a burrito. 197 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:44,501 Thanks for letting me have screen time again today, Dad. 198 00:08:44,545 --> 00:08:47,025 I don't know, maybe spaghetti? 199 00:08:48,418 --> 00:08:50,598 Uh-oh. Mom. Mom's home. 200 00:08:50,638 --> 00:08:52,598 Uh, quick, hide this. 201 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:53,780 Okay, but you hide this. 202 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,999 Hey, guys.Oh, hey, Gem. How was the retreat? 203 00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,347 Did you get your binder? 204 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:02,827 I got two! 205 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:04,607 Oh. 206 00:09:04,652 --> 00:09:08,042 Wow. It looks like you two are having fun. 207 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,790 You bet your binders we are. 208 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:14,400 You know, I'm gonna take this magazine to read upstairs. 209 00:09:14,444 --> 00:09:16,354 It's got something really interesting in it. 210 00:09:19,362 --> 00:09:21,622 So, how long before you gave him his screen back? 211 00:09:21,669 --> 00:09:23,109 Because if it was under two hours, 212 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:24,888 the choir teacher owes me a hundred bucks. 213 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:29,025 Well, I hate to disappoint you, 214 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,327 but... we made it the whole time. 215 00:09:31,374 --> 00:09:32,674 Really? 216 00:09:32,723 --> 00:09:34,243 Yup. 217 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:35,470 And no tantrums? 218 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,908 Not him. Not me. 219 00:09:39,948 --> 00:09:41,738 Wow. I'm impressed. 220 00:09:41,776 --> 00:09:44,386 Well, Gem, what you have to understand is... 221 00:09:46,389 --> 00:09:48,479 ...I'm kind of a Dad-ass. 222 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,308 Come on, Calvin, what's taking so long? 223 00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:54,351 I got a text an hour ago that said my car was ready. 224 00:09:54,397 --> 00:09:57,057 Yeah, and you texted me a selfie. 225 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,445 Everybody just calm down. 226 00:09:58,488 --> 00:10:00,278 I'm gonna get to y'all in a minute. 227 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:01,446 And you, you delete that picture. 228 00:10:01,491 --> 00:10:03,011 I don't know you like that. 229 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:07,452 All right. Okay, I opened the customer profile, 230 00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:10,677 swiped to the diagnostic menu, 231 00:10:10,718 --> 00:10:12,508 clicked "payment." 232 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,725 You just texted me another selfie. 233 00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:18,114 Hey, Dad. I just got your message. 234 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,470 What's the problem?I'm gonna tell you what the problem is. 235 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:23,390 Your stupid system got me sending pictures to dudes! 236 00:10:23,426 --> 00:10:25,906 Okay. There's nothing wrong with the system. 237 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,910 You must've made a mistake.You know, the only mistake 238 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:29,382 I made was letting you come up in here 239 00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:30,512 and mess up my business. 240 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,473 Dad, calm down, man, I'll fix it. 241 00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:34,612 No. I think you've fixed enough. 242 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:35,875 I'm just trying to help you. 243 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:38,877 You want to help? Get out of my shop, 244 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,400 and take this thing with you. 245 00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:43,753 Fine. You don't want my help? Stay stuck in the past. 246 00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:45,624 You don't even know what you're talking about. 247 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,716 I'm not stuck in the past. 248 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,055 All right, y'all sit tight. 249 00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:51,234 I'm gonna go in here and check my shoebox file. 250 00:10:57,765 --> 00:10:59,895 There you go, baby.Oh, thank you. 251 00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:01,241 Hey, I'm surprised Marty's not here. 252 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,900 He loves your waffles. 253 00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:06,204 He's not coming. He texted to say he's too mad at your father. 254 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:08,381 Oh. Well, that's too bad. 255 00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:09,737 He don't know what he's missing, 256 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:12,957 but, uh, he's about to. 257 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,607 Ooh. Waffles. 258 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:16,912 Hey. 259 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,348 Those are my waffles. 260 00:11:18,394 --> 00:11:19,964 How could you treat Marty like that? 261 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,744 He was just trying to help. 262 00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:24,229 Well, all he did was make things more complicated. 263 00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,929 By the time I figured out how to charge Mrs. Perkins 264 00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:29,978 for her oil change, she was due for another one. 265 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,409 Yeah, Pop, if you're not gonna upgrade, 266 00:11:33,452 --> 00:11:35,582 how do you expect to compete with Motor Boys? 267 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,108 Well, I'm glad you asked. 268 00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:39,412 You know, I spent all night coming up 269 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,768 with a brilliant marketing strategy 270 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,989 that is gonna bring in tons of new business. 271 00:11:45,029 --> 00:11:46,079 Holla! 272 00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:51,606 Free tune-ups? How can we afford to do that? 273 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,164 Oh, it's easy. Just read the fine print. 274 00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:58,042 "One free tune-up after 15 at full price. 275 00:11:58,086 --> 00:12:01,046 Offer good for one week only"? 276 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,790 That's pretty slick, huh? 277 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:05,961 Believe what I tell you, 278 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:09,877 Motor Boys is going down. 279 00:12:09,924 --> 00:12:11,884 So, that's your big plan? 280 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:14,106 You gonna beat Motor Boys by standing on the corner 281 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,455 and spinning that sign? 282 00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:17,624 No. You are. 283 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,820 Oh, hey, Gemma. What's up? 284 00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:31,075 Not much. Just running some errands, doing some shopping, 285 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:32,779 wondering if I'm a terrible mom. 286 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:34,907 What? 287 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:36,909 Let me ask you something.Mm-hmm? 288 00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:39,601 Do you ever feel like Calvin's a better parent than you? 289 00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:46,561 Girl, please. Right now he has one son that's not talking 290 00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,352 to him and the other that's out working the street corner. 291 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:52,098 Sit down. Tell me what's going on. 292 00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,580 Dave decided no screens for Grover while I was gone, 293 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,190 and it went great. 294 00:12:56,231 --> 00:12:59,101 But every time I've tried, it's been a disaster. 295 00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:01,017 Oh, no. I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 296 00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:04,022 Last time, I was so worn out, I told Grover 297 00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:07,155 it was daylight savings and sent him to bed at 3:00. 298 00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:10,028 Well, girl, that's nothing. 299 00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:12,421 Back when the boys were younger, we used to play hide-and-seek. 300 00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:15,164 And the boys would search around the house for an hour, 301 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,336 while I'd be napping in the car. 302 00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,295 Well, Dave doesn't need any naps. 303 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,642 Grover hasn't had a screen in almost three days, 304 00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:24,602 and he hasn't broken a sweat. 305 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,050 Three days, huh? 306 00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:28,437 Hmm. Well, then, why are 307 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,140 Grover and I playing Words with Friendsright now? 308 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,097 Unbelievable. 309 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:37,319 I know. What kind of freaky eight-year-old 310 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:41,109 knows the word "cacophony"? 311 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,454 Hey, Calvin's Pit Stop. 312 00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:46,196 We got free tune-ups. 313 00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:47,847 Well, kind of. 314 00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:51,544 Malcolm, what the hell, man? 315 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,250 You've been out here, like, two hours 316 00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:55,858 and not a single new customer's come into the shop. 317 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:58,909 How is that my fault? Look, nobody's paying attention. 318 00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:02,036 That's 'cause you're spinning the sign wrong. 319 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:03,959 Look, you need to put some stank on it. 320 00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:06,479 Pop, the sign is not the problem. 321 00:14:06,518 --> 00:14:07,738 If you want to help your business, 322 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,310 you need to listen to Marty. 323 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:12,217 Oh...And maybe apologize to him while you're at it. 324 00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:16,393 He needs to be apologizing to me for messing up my shop. 325 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:19,531 Now give me this. Let me show you how to do this, man. 326 00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:21,795 You got to get down with it. See that? Look at that. 327 00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,278 Look at that-- spin that. Whoo! 328 00:14:25,276 --> 00:14:26,186 Look at that. Look at that. 329 00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:27,404 For example, see, check this out. 330 00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,582 Whoa! I killed it right there. 331 00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:36,062 Look at that. Back at it, back around. 332 00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:39,073 Up, up, you flip it, then you, like, ride it. Like that. 333 00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:40,906 Look at that. 334 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,594 I killed that. You like that? 335 00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:43,901 Check this out right here. 336 00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:45,127 Oh... 337 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,260 You know what? On second thought, maybe it's a good time 338 00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:53,042 to talk to Marty. Yeah. 339 00:14:57,308 --> 00:14:58,748 Quick, Mom's home. 340 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,092 Oh, what's that, bud? 341 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:02,798 I'm the best dad of all time? 342 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,275 Come here. 343 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:09,150 Oh, hey, Gem, I didn't see you there. 344 00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:12,150 Hmm. You probably didn't hear me come in with all the noise. 345 00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:15,283 Some might call it a cacophony. 346 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,937 I'll be upstairs. 347 00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,982 So, what'd you two do while I was gone? 348 00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:25,461 Well, all kinds of stuff. 349 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:29,170 We built Legos, read books, played board games. 350 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,910 Really? Which ones? 351 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:34,121 Sorry? Risk? Trouble? 352 00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:36,823 You know, all of them. 353 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:40,307 What was that? 354 00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:45,357 It sounds like, uh, my toast is ready. 355 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,190 Ooh, I could go for some toast right now. 356 00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:49,759 Ooh. 357 00:15:49,795 --> 00:15:53,365 Darn it. You know, I forgot to put the bread in. 358 00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:02,321 Well, look at that. Grover was playing Wordswith Tina. 359 00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:04,674 What? 360 00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,428 When did he-- Huh. 361 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:12,207 That little stinker. 362 00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,083 Dave, give it up. I know you gave him screen time. 363 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,435 Okay. 364 00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,254 You're right. Sorry. 365 00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,302 It's just that when you said that I couldn't do it, 366 00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:22,138 it made me want to do it. 367 00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:25,356 And then when I was doing it, I realized I couldn't do it. 368 00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,742 And your solution was to lie to me? 369 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,222 You made me feel like a terrible mom. 370 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:34,833 You are not a terrible mom. You're a great mom. 371 00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:36,274 Uh-- You're the best mom. 372 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,240 Sometimes I wish you were my mom. 373 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,460 Well, then, why didn't you just tell me the truth? 374 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:44,939 Well, because I was disappointed with myself. 375 00:16:44,981 --> 00:16:49,281 And I really liked you thinking that I was this amazing dad. 376 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,643 You are an amazing dad. 377 00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,424 But parenting is hard. 378 00:16:54,469 --> 00:16:58,129 And us not being honest with each other just makes it harder. 379 00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,568 I know. I'm sorry. 380 00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:05,872 But I think you're right. Grover probably 381 00:17:05,915 --> 00:17:08,265 does need to spend less time on screens. 382 00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:10,749 Well, what do you think? Like, an hour a day? 383 00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,319 That sounds about right. 384 00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,406 GROVER: How about two? 385 00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:18,797 How about I put you to bed at 3:00 again? 386 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,451 GROVER: I knew that wasn't daylight savings. 387 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,849 Ha, ha! Nice try, aliens. 388 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,372 You thought you were slick, but there is a new Galactic Sheriff 389 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,417 in town, and his name is-- Oh! 390 00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:33,592 I died. 391 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,469 Who is it? 392 00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:41,902 Hey, M-Marty, look, I came by just to, uh... 393 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,431 What are you doing? 394 00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:45,084 Playing a video game. 395 00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:50,438 Really? 'Cause you look like Ray Charles trying to ski. 396 00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:53,001 Look, I get it. You think technology is stupid. 397 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,009 But I'm kind of in the middle of something, 398 00:17:55,051 --> 00:17:57,741 so feel free to grab a hard candy on your way out. 399 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,927 Okay. 400 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,142 CALVIN: Whoa. 401 00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:08,934 MARTY: Dad? Is that you? 402 00:18:08,978 --> 00:18:12,808 What is all this stupid space crap? 403 00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,931 It's you. 404 00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:16,504 Hey, look, son... 405 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,461 Dad, if you want to talk, you got to shoot some aliens. 406 00:18:18,509 --> 00:18:21,209 There's a button on your right controller... 407 00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,591 Whoa, you really seem to know 408 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,904 what you're doing with that blaster. 409 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,349 Of course I do. 410 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:26,956 I'm from the streets, Marty. 411 00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:29,345 So, now what? 412 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,480 Well, we want to take cover 413 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,171 before more Kurblock drones find us. 414 00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,399 Follow me. 415 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:42,353 So, son, about what happened at the shop, 416 00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:44,363 I know you were only trying to help, 417 00:18:44,405 --> 00:18:48,365 but all your new technology is too much change for me. 418 00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:49,939 Look out. Laser arrows! 419 00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:55,808 Damn, these Kurblocks don't play. 420 00:18:57,113 --> 00:18:59,373 Look, I know change is hard for you, 421 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:01,210 but I've seen you do it plenty of times. 422 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,428 First you resist, but once you buy in, 423 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,997 you wonder what took you so long.Like when? 424 00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:08,035 Like when you refused to give up your flip phone. 425 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,480 I loved that thing. 426 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:15,138 When you slammed it shut, people knew you hung up on their ass. 427 00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:17,395 Yeah, but when you finally got your smartphone, 428 00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:19,618 you realized how much better it was. 429 00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:21,397 And how about when Mom wanted to get a new mattress 430 00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,132 but you didn't want memory foam? 431 00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,833 I didn't like the idea of my bed 432 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,630 remembering what I did in it the night before. 433 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,755 Yeah, but what happened that first night you slept on it? 434 00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:32,539 It was great. 435 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,543 I slept so hard my left arm didn't wake up for a week. 436 00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:38,067 Exactly. I'm telling you, 437 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,680 if you give this new system a chance, 438 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,891 you're gonna pick it up faster than you think. 439 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,340 Maybe you're right. 440 00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:47,337 I am one of the smartest people I know. 441 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:50,941 See? No one believes in you more than you. 442 00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:53,423 Thanks, son. Come on. 443 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,514 Bring it in. 444 00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:01,357 Oh, Dad, look out! 445 00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:04,573 Kurblock, please. 446 00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:05,485 Whoo! 447 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:12,703 MARTY: And that's why, in the year 3215, the Galactic Assembly 448 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,364 exiled the Vortulons from the Andromeda Compact. 449 00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:17,368 Although, there were some economic factors 450 00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:19,761 that played into...CALVIN: Marty. 451 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,284 What part of "the streets" don't you get? 452 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:25,509 I'm just here to blast these fools. 453 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,249 DAVE: Oh, hey, guys. 454 00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:31,511 Dave? Are you in Marty's apartment, too? 455 00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:33,515 No, I'm at Best Buy. 456 00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:36,557 Now that I'm back on screens, I'm checking out VR headsets. 457 00:20:36,604 --> 00:20:39,214 Wait your turn, kid. 458 00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:41,564 Well, since you're here, 459 00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,399 you want to help us take out some aliens? 460 00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:45,307 Actually, I came for a new vacuum. 461 00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,352 What do you guys think? Do I go modern upright 462 00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:49,267 or classic canister? 463 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:53,222 Or, and I'm just playing devil's advocate here, Roomba? 464 00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:56,313 Dave, watch out! Incoming! 465 00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:58,013 I don't see anybody. 466 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,410 I was talking about me. 467 00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:08,501 Captioning sponsored by CBS 468 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:09,289 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org