1 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:10,501 All right, Malcolm, be careful up there. 2 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,853 Well, don't worry, Dad. I got him. 3 00:00:12,903 --> 00:00:14,383 I'm not worried about Malcolm. 4 00:00:14,426 --> 00:00:16,036 I'm worried about my lights. 5 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,610 Those are 6 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:20,567 practically new. I bought them on my honeymoon. 7 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:21,956 Yeah, which is why every year, 8 00:00:21,999 --> 00:00:23,659 I get shocked by these janky wires. 9 00:00:23,696 --> 00:00:26,696 It's called Christmas tradition. 10 00:00:28,484 --> 00:00:30,524 Okay, Marty, it's time for a moment of truth. 11 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,483 Plug 'em in. 12 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:36,888 [laughing]: Uh... 13 00:00:36,927 --> 00:00:38,667 first can I grab some rubber gloves? 14 00:00:38,711 --> 00:00:40,491 You know, I don't want a repeat of last year. 15 00:00:40,539 --> 00:00:42,069 Would you stop crying? 16 00:00:42,106 --> 00:00:43,886 Your mustache grew back. 17 00:00:43,934 --> 00:00:45,714 Okay, here we go. 18 00:00:45,762 --> 00:00:47,242 Ha, ha! 19 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:48,455 One. [laughs] 20 00:00:48,504 --> 00:00:50,114 Two. 21 00:00:50,158 --> 00:00:51,598 Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. 22 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:53,427 Ah, thank God. 23 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,555 Hey, Dave, what's with the hat and the scarf, man? 24 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,468 It's 80 degrees.CALVIN: Yeah. 25 00:00:57,513 --> 00:01:00,513 You keep all that on, you're gonna roast your chestnuts. 26 00:01:00,559 --> 00:01:03,699 I'm just trying to get into the Christmas spirit. 27 00:01:03,736 --> 00:01:06,266 You know, in Michigan, we'd be having snowball fights, 28 00:01:06,304 --> 00:01:08,564 going sledding, building snowmen. 29 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,561 Boy, do I miss it. 30 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:11,653 That's right. Last year, 31 00:01:11,701 --> 00:01:12,611 you guys spent Christmas in Kalamazoo. 32 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:14,578 And boy, do I miss it. 33 00:01:16,227 --> 00:01:18,277 Yeah. W-We went back because of my mom. 34 00:01:18,316 --> 00:01:20,496 But this year, we decided to stay here. 35 00:01:20,536 --> 00:01:22,316 Again, because of my mom. 36 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:26,106 I just wish it felt a little more Christmasy out here. 37 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:29,200 Hey, it's plenty Christmasy out here. 38 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,420 I mean, just yesterday, Crackhead Victor tried 39 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,510 to sell me a dime bag of mistletoe. 40 00:01:34,854 --> 00:01:36,374 Uh, you know, Dave, 41 00:01:36,421 --> 00:01:37,981 if you want to feel Christmasy, 42 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:41,201 uh, why don't you do the honors and plug in our lights? 43 00:01:41,252 --> 00:01:42,552 Oh, man, I'd love to! 44 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:44,601 Okay, well, now hold on. 45 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:48,217 Now, Dave, those shoes do have a rubber sole, right? 46 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:49,699 Yeah. 47 00:01:49,739 --> 00:01:51,269 Well, then light 'em up! 48 00:01:52,568 --> 00:01:55,438 Here we go. 49 00:01:57,747 --> 00:02:00,537 Damn, Dave, you broke my lights. 50 00:02:01,838 --> 00:02:04,018 And those were practically new. 51 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,667 All I did was plug 'em in. 52 00:02:05,711 --> 00:02:07,191 Yeah, but you probably didn't... 53 00:02:07,235 --> 00:02:10,545 [electrical hissing, groaning] 54 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:11,936 [whimpers] 55 00:02:11,978 --> 00:02:14,588 Hey, uh, don't-don't worry, Dad. 56 00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:16,023 Your mustache will grow back. 57 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:19,596 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 58 00:02:19,638 --> 00:02:20,768 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 59 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:25,519 Ah. Hey, Santa. 60 00:02:25,557 --> 00:02:27,347 You know, you're the only black man 61 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:28,695 that can sneak in people's houses 62 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:30,254 and everybody's cool with it. 63 00:02:30,301 --> 00:02:32,121 DAVE: Hey, Calvin. 64 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:34,173 Heads up. I'm coming in hot! 65 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,178 Whoa. 66 00:02:37,221 --> 00:02:38,481 [chuckles] 67 00:02:38,527 --> 00:02:41,397 Black Santa, meet White Dave. 68 00:02:41,443 --> 00:02:43,833 What's cracking, Kringle? 69 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,230 What's with the scooter? 70 00:02:45,273 --> 00:02:47,143 It's Grover's Christmas present. 71 00:02:47,188 --> 00:02:48,758 They're sold out everywhere. I had to go 72 00:02:48,798 --> 00:02:50,408 to six different stores to get one.Oh. 73 00:02:50,452 --> 00:02:52,272 That reminds me of when the boys wanted 74 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:53,933 a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas. 75 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:55,457 How many stores you go to? 76 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,860 None. They could tickle each other for free. 77 00:02:58,895 --> 00:03:00,765 All right, well, I better go hide this 78 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,380 before Grover and Gemma get back 79 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,990 from having their picture taken with Santa. 80 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,470 Oh, you didn't want to go? No. 81 00:03:06,511 --> 00:03:08,331 I already got mine. 82 00:03:08,383 --> 00:03:10,473 I see someone didn't open their e-mail. 83 00:03:13,518 --> 00:03:15,438 [whirring] 84 00:03:15,477 --> 00:03:17,527 Can I lick the beaters? 85 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:19,346 Sweetie, the batter has raw eggs in it. 86 00:03:19,394 --> 00:03:21,044 You could make yourself sick. 87 00:03:21,091 --> 00:03:24,391 Are you just saying that so you can keep them for yourself? 88 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:27,532 Fine, but I get the one with more on it. 89 00:03:27,576 --> 00:03:29,316 [knocking at door] 90 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,320 TINA: Hey, Gemma, where are you, girl? 91 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:33,532 In the kitchen! Quick, hide these. 92 00:03:33,582 --> 00:03:35,452 There's not enough batter for all of us. 93 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:36,757 Hey, what are you guys...? 94 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,542 There's none left! 95 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,330 Hey, Tina. What's up? 96 00:03:42,373 --> 00:03:44,243 Well, I came by to grab those old toys 97 00:03:44,288 --> 00:03:45,638 for the charity drive at church. 98 00:03:45,681 --> 00:03:47,761 I'll be damned if I let Loretta Banks think 99 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,373 she's a better Christian than me. 100 00:03:49,424 --> 00:03:51,554 Oh. They're right here.Awesome. 101 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,820 Hey, those are mine.Yeah, but if you don't get rid of your old toys, 102 00:03:54,864 --> 00:03:57,344 there won't be enough room for Santa to bring you new ones. 103 00:03:57,388 --> 00:03:59,698 Well, if it's for the kids. 104 00:04:01,044 --> 00:04:03,264 So, what are you guys making? 105 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:04,437 Gingerbread men. 106 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:06,132 Oh.We make them every year. 107 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,009 It's our mommy-son tradition. 108 00:04:08,051 --> 00:04:10,661 Aw, I miss when my boys were little. We used to dress up 109 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:12,886 in our Christmas sweaters and make ornaments 110 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:15,665 out of Popsicle sticks and dry pasta. 111 00:04:15,711 --> 00:04:17,531 Oh, that's so sweet. 112 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:19,362 Yeah, it was, until the year 113 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:21,500 that Malcolm crammed macaroni up Marty's nose. 114 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:24,373 Was he okay? 115 00:04:24,415 --> 00:04:26,545 Oh, yeah. He whistled when he slept for a while, but, 116 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:28,981 you know, as soon as he caught a cold, he sneezed it right out. 117 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:30,468 [both laugh] 118 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:32,818 Well, thanks again for these.You're welcome. 119 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:34,518 Oh, and, uh, by the way, 120 00:04:34,556 --> 00:04:36,776 I know you two are holding out on that batter. 121 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,569 And Santa does, too. 122 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:45,045 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 123 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:48,568 Hey, Calvin! Something terrible happened. 124 00:04:48,613 --> 00:04:51,263 I know. I saw your picture with Santa. 125 00:04:51,312 --> 00:04:54,962 You were way too big to be sitting in his lap. 126 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:57,181 No, I was robbed. 127 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,720 Somebody broke into my garage and took Grover's scooter. 128 00:04:59,755 --> 00:05:01,935 Whoa. Are you sure? May-Maybe Gemma moved it. 129 00:05:01,974 --> 00:05:04,714 No, there was a broken window, and they ransacked the place. 130 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,900 My spring sweater collection is all over the floor! 131 00:05:08,938 --> 00:05:11,418 So we won't be looking for anybody in a pink V-neck. 132 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:15,594 I can't believe that somebody would do something like this 133 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,390 right before the holidays. I mean, 134 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:19,685 what kind of Christmas spirit do people have around here? 135 00:05:19,731 --> 00:05:21,291 Okay, hold on now. 136 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:23,162 Every neighborhood has a few knuckleheads. 137 00:05:23,213 --> 00:05:25,693 I mean, doesn't mean we don't have Christmas spirit. 138 00:05:25,737 --> 00:05:28,827 Yeah, well, all I know is, I don't have a gift for Grover. 139 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,481 And he doesn't even have a brother he can tickle! 140 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:34,096 Okay. All right, all right, just relax. 141 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:37,577 I think I know where we can go to get your scooter back.Where? 142 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,629 The barbershop. It's where everybody 143 00:05:39,664 --> 00:05:41,704 in the neighborhood goes to get information. 144 00:05:41,753 --> 00:05:44,363 It's like Black Google. 145 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:47,198 It's how I found out Queen Latifah was my cousin. 146 00:05:50,022 --> 00:05:51,842 Hey, hey, check it out. 147 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,544 What's all this? 148 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:55,111 Oh, I don't know. 149 00:05:55,158 --> 00:05:57,468 Popsicle sticks, yarn, macaroni. 150 00:05:57,508 --> 00:05:59,208 [gasps] It's back-- 151 00:05:59,249 --> 00:06:00,819 Christmas quality time with Mom! 152 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:04,473 No, man. We are way too old. 153 00:06:04,515 --> 00:06:06,295 She wouldn't really expect us to be... 154 00:06:06,343 --> 00:06:08,473 There are my sweet babies. 155 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:12,749 Who's ready to make ornaments with Mommy? 156 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:14,434 BOTH: We are. 157 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:15,832 Yes! 158 00:06:19,878 --> 00:06:22,098 So what's the plan when we get in there? 159 00:06:22,141 --> 00:06:24,441 Squeeze 'em 'till we get the juice? 160 00:06:24,492 --> 00:06:26,662 What? 161 00:06:26,711 --> 00:06:29,671 You know, put the screws on 'em 'till we get the 411. 162 00:06:31,455 --> 00:06:32,625 Why are you talking 163 00:06:32,674 --> 00:06:34,584 like a gangster from the Disney Channel? 164 00:06:34,632 --> 00:06:37,982 Since everyone in there already knows you, 165 00:06:38,027 --> 00:06:40,987 I figured you'd be good cop, I'll be bad cop. 166 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,990 Okay, all right, first of all, 167 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:45,292 if we want anybody to help us around here, 168 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,868 don't say the word "cop." 169 00:06:46,905 --> 00:06:49,215 And second, 170 00:06:49,255 --> 00:06:51,475 we got to handle this delicately, all right? 171 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:54,219 Nobody wants to be labelled a snitch.Okay. 172 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:55,700 So, what do you want me to do? 173 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:59,270 Nothing. Just lay back in the cut like a Band-Aid. 174 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:01,579 Got it. 175 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:03,616 What does that mean? 176 00:07:03,661 --> 00:07:06,881 It means, just sit back and chill 177 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:09,715 while I find out if anybody knows anything. 178 00:07:09,754 --> 00:07:11,534 Okay. What if no one's willing to talk? 179 00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:13,492 [chuckles] Dave, come on. 180 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:16,761 These are decent, stand-up guys that want to do the right thing. 181 00:07:16,805 --> 00:07:20,065 Plus, if they don't, I got dirt on all them fools. 182 00:07:23,594 --> 00:07:25,594 Merry Christmas, everybody. 183 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,990 ALL: Hey, Calvin. 184 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:28,462 Hey, uh, listen up, y'all. 185 00:07:28,512 --> 00:07:30,382 My man Dave here... 186 00:07:30,427 --> 00:07:31,607 Oh, we're losing time! 187 00:07:31,646 --> 00:07:33,996 I want answers, and I want 'em now! 188 00:07:35,693 --> 00:07:37,693 What are you doing?I'm coming out the cut! 189 00:07:37,739 --> 00:07:41,009 Now, no one is leaving this room 190 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:44,176 until I find out who took my son's scooter! 191 00:07:52,797 --> 00:07:54,797 Starting now! 192 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,673 All right, now listen up. Some sticky-fingered dirtbag broke 193 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,810 into my garage and disappeared my kid's Christmas present. 194 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:08,464 So one of you canaries better start singing 195 00:08:08,509 --> 00:08:10,039 real quick! 196 00:08:11,816 --> 00:08:16,956 Look, what Bugsy Malone is trying to say 197 00:08:16,995 --> 00:08:18,345 is that he got robbed last night, 198 00:08:18,388 --> 00:08:20,348 and we could use some help. 199 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:22,310 Sorry, Calvin. I haven't heard anything. 200 00:08:22,348 --> 00:08:24,008 How about y'all? 201 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,396 [negative murmurs] 202 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,138 [laughing]: Okay. 203 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,880 I see how it is. 204 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:32,742 I'll play your little game. 205 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:34,964 [laughing] 206 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:37,363 [buzzing]Somebody talk, or I'll mess up his hairline! 207 00:08:37,407 --> 00:08:39,017 [all exclaiming] 208 00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:42,974 Dave, stay away from Randall's fade 209 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:45,021 before you get your ass whupped. 210 00:08:46,024 --> 00:08:48,894 Look, we all connected to the streets. 211 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,690 Somebody in here heard something. 212 00:08:50,725 --> 00:08:53,035 I heard something.See, Dave? 213 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:57,075 Black Google-- the World Wide Web of nosey people. 214 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:59,082 What you got, Trey? 215 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:03,384 Okay, word is, James is cheating on his girl. 216 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:05,523 What's that got to do with it? 217 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:06,956 I don't know. I just don't like James. 218 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,875 Come on, guys. 219 00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:16,181 This is a kid's Christmas present we're talking about. 220 00:09:16,228 --> 00:09:18,838 This is not how we do things around here. 221 00:09:18,883 --> 00:09:21,053 I mean, Que, every Christmas Eve, 222 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,623 you give away free haircuts to the homeless. 223 00:09:23,671 --> 00:09:27,411 And Trey, how many bikes have we put together for kids 224 00:09:27,457 --> 00:09:29,637 so they can have something under their tree? 225 00:09:29,677 --> 00:09:31,417 Seventy-five. 226 00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:33,631 76 if you count mine. 227 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,118 Exactly. 228 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:40,642 'Cause in this neighborhood, we take care of each other. 229 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:43,428 Especially during this time of year. 230 00:09:43,473 --> 00:09:47,083 So one of you wise-apples better spill the beans, 231 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,609 or I'm cracking skulls! 232 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,961 If nobody talks, 233 00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:55,875 I'm leaving him here. 234 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,710 Yo, yo, Calvin, come here. 235 00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:00,229 What's up? 236 00:10:00,272 --> 00:10:01,882 All right, look. 237 00:10:01,926 --> 00:10:05,106 Now you ain't heard this from me, but I have a colleague 238 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,237 that's in the same line of business as myself. 239 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:09,679 Oh, so, a hustler that sells stolen stuff? 240 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:12,677 That's hurtful... but not untrue. 241 00:10:14,373 --> 00:10:16,503 Anyway, if anybody's got your scooter, it's him. 242 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,079 This is where you can meet him. 243 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,166 All right, got it. 244 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,244 All right, come on, Dave, let's go. 245 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:22,292 Right behind you. 246 00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:24,688 Oh, and, uh... 247 00:10:24,732 --> 00:10:27,692 I didn't mean to be so tough with you guys. 248 00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:29,955 Sorry if I scared anybody. 249 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,955 ♪ That time of year 250 00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:37,003 ♪ Has come again... 251 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:43,013 I thought you said you got rid of these sweaters. 252 00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:44,144 I tried, man. 253 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,576 But for some reason, they wouldn't burn. 254 00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:52,109 Okay, I made some hot cocoa, 255 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:54,160 just the way you used to like it. 256 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,416 [chuckles]Aw. 257 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,418 This is ridiculous. 258 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,340 I know. There aren't even any marshmallows in here. 259 00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:04,595 Okay, so let's see how your ornaments are doing. 260 00:11:04,641 --> 00:11:06,771 Ooh, Malcolm. 261 00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,867 You've got the googly-eyes on your reindeer 262 00:11:08,906 --> 00:11:10,086 centered perfectly. 263 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,865 [chuckling] Yeah. 264 00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:14,999 Now that I'm not six, I'm not eating the glue, either. 265 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:18,083 Oh, Marty, what are you spelling out with your macaroni? 266 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,693 Oh, uh, it says, 267 00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:21,483 "Help." 268 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,091 As in "Santa's little helper"? 269 00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:28,271 Sure. 270 00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:29,707 [laughing] 271 00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,013 Okay, Ma, you know what? 272 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:33,279 This has been fun, but I think I am done. 273 00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:35,062 Yeah, Mom, me, too. 274 00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:36,936 W-W-Wha-- No. W-We're just getting started. 275 00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:38,238 You haven't finished your ornaments 276 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,023 or made the popcorn string for the tree. 277 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,118 Yeah, I know, Mom, but that's tuff we did when we were kids. 278 00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:43,947 Yeah, we're too grown for this. 279 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:45,285 Well, says who? 280 00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:48,164 Says the man wearing a Christmas crop top. 281 00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:54,518 Okay, fine. 282 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,960 I mean, if you're too grown 283 00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,697 to spend time with your mother, 284 00:11:57,738 --> 00:12:00,828 I'll just go somewhere where they have Christmas spirit. 285 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,521 GIRL: Merry Christmas, Mrs. Butler. 286 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:04,178 Ah, shut up. 287 00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:09,446 Oh, man, she is mad. 288 00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:11,148 Yeah, I know. 289 00:12:11,186 --> 00:12:12,666 We really screwed up. 290 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:13,979 Yeah. 291 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,795 Hey, you gonna drink your cocoa? 292 00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:18,493 You touch my cocoa and you're getting a macaroni up your nose. 293 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,590 [siren wailing in distance] 294 00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:24,322 This is ridiculous. 295 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:27,073 Jeremiah said the guy would meet us here over an hour ago. 296 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:29,945 Right. Because guys who hang out in back alleys 297 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:33,257 selling stolen goods are known for being punctual. 298 00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:35,422 Help! 299 00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,031 Help me, please. 300 00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:39,821 Somebody just ran off with my donation bucket. 301 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:43,397 See that? Even Santa gets jacked around here. 302 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:46,395 C-Can one of you please call the police? 303 00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:48,788 Oh, yeah. I-I got you, Santa. 304 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:50,262 [whistles] Never mind. 305 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,442 Looks like you're good. 306 00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,488 They're not cops! Open up! 307 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,802 You're the guys we've been waiting for? 308 00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:02,975 That's right. 309 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,070 Welcome to Santa's workshop. 310 00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,075 [gasps] Oh, look, Grover, 311 00:13:13,117 --> 00:13:16,207 you made a little gingerbread family. Yeah. 312 00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:19,161 This is me, this is you, and this is Dad. 313 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:21,870 Aw. And who are you making over there, Tina? 314 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,519 Two ungrateful sons. 315 00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:28,392 Not so grown without your legs, are you? 316 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:32,837 Why don't we lay off the eggnog for a little bit? 317 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:35,536 You would think I deserve one afternoon. 318 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:39,094 Between the two of them, 36 hours of labor. 319 00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:41,923 And Marty was born with that pumpkin head. 320 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,192 Hey. That was my dad. 321 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,160 Don't worry, sweetie. 322 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:49,155 We'll bake your father a new head. 323 00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:52,377 I'm sorry, Gemma, I'm trippin'. 324 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:55,117 It's okay. We all trip sometimes. 325 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:57,249 You know, it's just, when your kids are little, 326 00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,852 you don't realize some traditions don't go on forever. 327 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:03,123 I know, but at least you have those memories. 328 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,647 Do you really want to ruin them for the three of you? 329 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:06,861 And us. 330 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:12,266 Mm. Show me which cookie is you again. 331 00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,267 I'm still hungry. 332 00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,407 So what are you gentlemen interested in 333 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,054 this holiday season? 334 00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,498 Electronics? Jewelry? 335 00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,315 Maybe a pet? 336 00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,067 You got animals in there? 337 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:30,676 Not at this location. 338 00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:33,286 But I can have a kangaroo here in 20 minutes. 339 00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:36,378 I'm not interested in kangaroos. 340 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,598 At least not right now. 341 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,770 I'm looking for a stolen scooter. 342 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,163 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't use 343 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,686 the word "stolen" around here. 344 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,339 Santa's on probation. 345 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,213 We're done here. 346 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:48,955 H-H-Hold on, hold on. 347 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,566 What-What my friend meant 348 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,696 is that we're looking for a scooter 349 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:57,488 that may have recently fallen off Santa's sleigh. 350 00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:59,916 Okay. 351 00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:01,133 You're in luck. 352 00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:02,872 I just got one in this afternoon. 353 00:15:02,923 --> 00:15:04,353 Hold on. 354 00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,622 I think it's in "sporting goods." 355 00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:11,363 See, Dave? I told you we'd get your scooter back. 356 00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:12,849 [scoffs] Great. 357 00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:16,029 I have to buy back a scooter that I already paid for. 358 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,546 Look, I hear you. 359 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,859 But won't it all be worth it on Christmas morning 360 00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,766 when you see the look on Grover's face? 361 00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:24,291 SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! 362 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,254 What is that? 363 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:28,335 It's your scooter. 364 00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:30,733 Every kid wants one of these. 365 00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:35,086 Are you kid-- Santa, that is not my scooter. 366 00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:37,569 All right, Dave, it's not the exact one, 367 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:41,099 but Grover will never grow out of this one. 368 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,360 You know, I knew this was a waste of time. 369 00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,359 All right, look. 370 00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:47,871 We'll just go back to the barbershop... 371 00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:49,574 No, Calvin, it's Christmas Eve, 372 00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,231 and I don't have a gift for my son. 373 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,405 No more barbershops, 374 00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:54,881 no more sketchy alleys, 375 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:58,191 no more Santas and their stolen kangaroos. 376 00:15:58,239 --> 00:16:00,849 Hey, I came by those kangaroos honestly. 377 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,340 Hey, uh... 378 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,945 Just window shopping here, but much would one 379 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:09,727 of them mid-size marsupials go for? 380 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,172 Oh, hey, boys. 381 00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,436 You know, I just wanted to, um... 382 00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,099 What are you doing? 383 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:25,964 Finishing up our ornaments. 384 00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:27,136 Yeah. See? 385 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,184 "We're so" what? 386 00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,447 Oh, uh, it's supposed to say "We're sorry" 387 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:35,890 but I lost circulation in my arms and I had to stop. 388 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,328 You know what? 389 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,237 I'm the one who should be sorry. 390 00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:43,762 You're right, you're both adults, 391 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,326 and I shouldn't force you to do what you don't want to. 392 00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:49,414 Mom, it's not that we don't like celebrating Christmas with you. 393 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,854 Yeah, but maybe we can figure out some new traditions. 394 00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:55,291 Ones that are more age and, uh, size appropriate. 395 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,427 Like what? 396 00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:00,303 I don't know. We could go down to Ernie's bar, 397 00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,084 do a little Christmas karaoke. 398 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,829 Oh, that sounds good to me. 399 00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:06,399 Well, you know, I wouldn't mind a holiday cocktail. 400 00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:09,357 Gemma's eggnog is all egg and no nog. 401 00:17:12,487 --> 00:17:13,837 Okay, so what do you say? 402 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,359 Do we have a new tradition? 403 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,410 I would love that. 404 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,058 Well, all right. Let's do it. 405 00:17:19,102 --> 00:17:20,452 Come on. Let's go. 406 00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:22,105 Yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 407 00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:23,679 Let me get these scissors. 408 00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,675 I got to cut off those tight-ass sweaters. 409 00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:33,377 I'm sorry, Dave. 410 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,461 I really thought this would have ended differently. 411 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,340 I mean, you with your scooter back, 412 00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:39,811 and me with a pet I could box. 413 00:17:41,472 --> 00:17:44,512 Yeah, I'm just disappointed. 414 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:45,912 Yeah, me, too. 415 00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,345 I really wanted to help make 416 00:17:47,391 --> 00:17:50,431 Grover's first Christmas here special. 417 00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:53,351 Oh, hey, it's the guys from the shop. 418 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,010 Hey, fellas. What y'all doing here? 419 00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:59,443 We came to bring you this. 420 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,370 Oh, it's my scooter. 421 00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:03,975 Yeah, we tracked it down after you left the shop. 422 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,106 Yeah, Calvin, we heard what you said about the holidays. 423 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,459 Yeah, it made me think back 424 00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,678 to that year when the neighborhood chipped in 425 00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,508 so I could spend Christmas with my family.Oh, yeah. 426 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:12,856 That bail wasn't cheap. 427 00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:15,152 Like you said, Calvin, 428 00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:16,592 we got to look out for each other, 429 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,078 especially this time of year. 430 00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:20,388 Well, all right. 431 00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:23,124 I don't want to overstate it, 432 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,126 but looks like I saved Christmas. 433 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,783 Oh, man, I-I don't know how I can thank you guys. 434 00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:31,785 This is the best gift a guy could get. 435 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,917 Merry Christmas, Dave. 436 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,099 Eh, so where'd you guys get this? 437 00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:37,656 [all exclaiming] 438 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,132 Oh, now, Dave, that is one question 439 00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:41,743 Black Google won't answer. 440 00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,703 Thank you. Yeah. 441 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,290 ♪ 442 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,328 Hey, Dave, come on outside! 443 00:18:58,201 --> 00:18:59,851 Whoa, snow. 444 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:02,168 [gasps] Like back in Michigan. 445 00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,293 Calvin, what is all this? 446 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,649 I told you, I wanted to make 447 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,478 your first Christmas here special. 448 00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:11,176 [gasps] Aw, Merry Christmas, Tina. 449 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,734 [both chuckling] 450 00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:15,171 Hey, what'd you guys end up doing last night? 451 00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,268 Well, we started a new Butler Christmas tradition. 452 00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:19,007 Yeah. Karaoke, drinking, 453 00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:21,138 and finding out Mom is great at darts. 454 00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,536 Yeah, she's not just great, she's a hustler. 455 00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:26,315 She took me for almost 50 bucks. 456 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,280 [laughing] Ooh.Well, you're the one 457 00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:30,588 who said you were a grown-up. Take it like a man. 458 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,061 Calvin, this is amazing. 459 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,767 W-Where'd you get the snow machine? 460 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,065 Well, after you got your scooter back, 461 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,541 I paid another visit to Santa's workshop. 462 00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:43,812 The kangaroos were all sold out, 463 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,635 so I got this snow machine. 464 00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:47,683 [laughing] 465 00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:50,866 Thanks, buddy. 466 00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:51,866 Merry Christmas. 467 00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,997 Merry Christmas, bud. 468 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:57,479 So what do you say? Snowball fight? 469 00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:58,561 Ah, no. 470 00:19:58,609 --> 00:19:59,919 That's for the kids, man. 471 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,438 All right. [laughing] 472 00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:07,449 Hey. 473 00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:09,838 What can I say? I'm a kid at heart. 474 00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:16,494 ♪ This Christmas, fireside's 475 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,850 ♪ Blazing bright 476 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:21,590 ♪ We're caroling 477 00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:24,152 ♪ Through the night 478 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,950 ♪ And this Christmas will be 479 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:31,947 ♪ A very special Christmas 480 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,520 ♪ For me... 481 00:20:37,082 --> 00:20:39,042 Captioning sponsored by CBS 482 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:42,084 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org