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Okay, Grover,
this is it.
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If the kicker misses,
we stay alive,
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and those losers go home.
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But... if he misses,
won't he feel sad?
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Yeah, he'll be devastated.
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It's my favorite part
of football.
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Okay, here comes
the kick.
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(exhaling sharply)
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Yes! No good!
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No good!
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Ha! That's so good!
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Look at his...
look at his face.
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Oh, what happened?
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The kicker missed
the field goal.
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Aw. He must feel so sad.
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Is Tina still at church?
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It's getting
kind of late.
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Yeah, she's
on the selection committee
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to choose a new pastor.
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She really likes
this latest candidate.
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Ooh, is he the "fire
and brimstone" type,
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or more of a hip,
guitar-playing dude
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who's down with the G-O-D?
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I haven't met him.
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But Tina spending Sundays
at church
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lets this dude be down
with the NFL.
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(chuckles) And if that's
not the Lord's work,
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I don't know what is.
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(indistinct chatter, laughter)
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Oh.
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Hey, guys.
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This is Pastor Don.
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Pastor Don, this is
my lovely husband, Calvin,
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our neighbor Dave
and his son Grover.
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Hi. How are you?
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It's nice to
meet you all.
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So, uh...
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what brings you by, Pastor,
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just before
the late game starts?
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Well, I invited him to join us
for Sunday dinner.
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(turns off TV)
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Whoa, whoa, Tina,
what are you doing?
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I didn't invite the pastor
over here to watch football.
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I brought him here
to get to know us better.
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Well, let me start
by letting you know
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how much I love football.
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(chuckles)
Calvin.
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Fine.
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(turns off TV)
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That's the same face
the kicker made.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So, Pastor Don,
congratulations
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on your new job.
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Or should I say...
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"Job."
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So, uh,
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blasphemy's okay,
but I can't watch football?
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You know, the truth is,
I-I don't have the job yet.
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I'm still on a trial run.
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All right, everyone,
dinner is served.
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All right. You know,
if we cut down on the chitchat,
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we can be done by halftime.
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(chuckles) Okay, so, Pastor,
why don't you sit here
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at the head of the table?
Right, Calvin?
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Of course.
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Well, here, take my seat.
I left it nice and warm for you.
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Okay, so, Pastor Don,
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would you do the honor
of saying grace?
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My pleasure.
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Father God, we ask
that you bless this meal,
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everyone here,
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and especially bless
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Sister Tina,
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the one who made it.
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Can you throw in something
about my spelling test tomorrow?
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(laughing)
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Grover.
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No, it's okay.
I like the boy's spirit.
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Hey, you all should join us
at church on Sunday.
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We'd love to!
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Ooh, I've always
wanted to wear
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one of those big
fancy church hats.
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And now I finally have
a big fancy chance.
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Ah, look at that,
table neighbor.
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The Lord just keeps
bringing us together.
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God is good.
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Yes, He is.
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No matter what Sister Rose said
about Him at Bible study.
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(Tina and Pastor Don laugh)
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Hey, what-what'd she say?
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Oh, it's a long story.
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You had to be there.
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But your comeback
was hilarious.
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(laughing)
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Wha... What was your comeback?
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(laughs):
Oh...
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Baby, you had to be there
for that, too.
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Well, I'm glad I was.
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Sister Rose was so embarrassed,
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she pretended
she was speaking in tongues.
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That... that's funny.
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You know what it reminds me of,
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is last week in the supermarket
when the checkout guy said,
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"ketchup sauce."
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(laughing):
Remember that, Tina?
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Uh-huh. That was funny, too.
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(laughs): Man,
I wish I was there.
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Ah, "ketchup sauce."
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That sounds hysterical.
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You know, you all have
such a lovely home.
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How would you feel about
hosting Bible study here
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this Thursday night?
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We'd love to!
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Yeah. I mean,
yeah, we would. Yeah.
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Ha-ha!
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It's like you knew I
was gonna do a fake punt.
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You literally just said,
"Watch this fake punt."
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I was talking to my team.
Quit listening to my huddle!
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(loud thumping)
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Uh, what was that?
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That's my new
upstairs neighbor.
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(thumping continues)
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Man, that has got
to be annoying.
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Yeah, that's not all.
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Yesterday he parked
his pickup truck
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so close to my car,
I had to climb out
through the trunk.
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Oh, man. Wait, do you
have security cameras
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in your garage?
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No. So I can watch you
squeeze your nerdy ass
out of that trunk.
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(laughing)
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Hey, Calvin.
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Oh, hey, Gemma.
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It was so nice getting to know
Pastor Don last night.
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He's very charming.
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Yeah, he's fine.
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Uh-oh. That's the same "fine"
Dave's mom gave me
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when I asked her how I looked
in my wedding dress.
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You know, I just don't like
how chummy he is with Tina.
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Did you see him
hold her hand at dinner?
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Calvin, we were saying grace.
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Well, did you see what he did
after dinner?
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What kind of pastor
drinks scotch?
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You offered it to him.
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As a test-- which he failed.
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I don't know,
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this guy's up to no good.
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Well, to be honest,
I know how you feel.
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You do?
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Women are always throwing
themselves at Dave.
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Did you date another Dave
before this one?
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I'm just saying, if your gut's
telling you something, trust it.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I need to keep an eye on him.
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Hmm. It's not easy,
but it's the price we pay
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for falling in love
with hotties.
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All right.
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Now, if I can trap him
into taking my bishop,
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I can take his queen.
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Ha! Now you're talking
to yourself.
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Actually, I was
talking to you.
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Ha. Checkmate.
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(chuckles)
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(loud thumping)
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you haven't taken care
of this cowboy yet?
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I sure did.
I confronted the guy
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and told him what's what.
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Oh, you did?
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Via a friendly note
I slid under his door.
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But I think
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the Starbucks gift card sent
quite a message.
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Marty, you have backed down
from stuff your whole life.
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Remember your first day at USC
when one of your professors
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called you Morty, and
you never corrected him?
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It wasn't that big a deal.
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Your diploma says
Morton Butler!
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(thumping continues)
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Okay, Marty, I
could go upstairs
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and take care of this
for your sorry ass.
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Yes, that'd be great.
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Come on, little bro,
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you can't keep running
from your problems forever.
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Think about it-- what
would Yoda tell you to do?
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(sighs)
I guess he'd say...
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(imitating Yoda):
Confront him, you should.
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Exactly.
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Then why are you
still standing here?
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Because stalling, I am.
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All right, everyone,
let's dig in and see
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what the Lord has to say
about helping those in need.
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But first,
what I need is another piece
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of Sister Tina's
delicious peach cobbler.
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Aw. Thank you, Pastor.
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Ask and you shall receive.
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(chuckles):
Oh, thank you.
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Hey, everybody.
Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, baby,
what are you doing here?
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I thought you were playing poker
with the guys.
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I changed my mind.
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Tonight
I'm betting it all on God.
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(chuckles)
Well, Brother Calvin,
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you came to the right place.
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And you're sitting
in the wrong one.
Okay, come on.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Now, to quote Jesus
after he rose from the dead:
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"What'd I miss?"
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I want to thank you both so
much for hosting tonight.
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No. Thank you.
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Your words were so inspiring.
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Good stuff, now.
All right.
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Thank you, Brother Calvin.
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Sister Tina,
I'll see you Sunday morning.
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Ooh, she'll be there.
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My wife-- 30 years, two kids!
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Hmm.
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We might even have another one!
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Calvin, what is wrong with you?
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You were acting so weird
during Bible study.
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Weird how?
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Well, first of all,
you were at Bible study.
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All right, you want
to know the truth?
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I don't like
this Pastor Don guy.
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You know, I think
he got his eyes on you.
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(scoffs) Oh,
please, Calvin.
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He's just trying
to butter me up
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because I'm
on the selection committee.
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Nah, Tina. It's
more than that.
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This guy's a snake
in our garden,
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and he's trying to take a bite
of your apple.
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You said that
about our dry cleaner,
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the guy at the gas station,
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and our dentist.
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Well, he never told me
I had a beautiful smile.
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You know, Calvin, I don't have
time for this, all right?
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And for your information,
our dentist is gay.
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His husband thinks you have
a beautiful smile.
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You got this, okay?
You are the man,
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and you are about to shut
this chump down.
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(singsongy):
Hello?
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Hello.
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Oh. Uh...
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H-Hi. Hi.
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I-I-I'm...
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I'm-I'm Morton.
I mean Morty.
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I-I mean, I am, um,
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Marty, your downstairs neighbor.
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I'm Keira.
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Oh.
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You're the guy
who left me that gift card.
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That was so thoughtful.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
You know, I would do it
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for anyone who was on top of me.
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I mean, uh,
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I mean, under-underneath you.
I mean...
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Ah... welcome
to the building.
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(laughs)
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Thanks.
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Hey, uh, actually,
260
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if it's not too weird,
would you mind
261
00:10:37,657 --> 00:10:38,497
helping me with something?
262
00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:39,705
What? Are you kidding?
263
00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,245
If it's weird, I'm into it.
264
00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:42,788
I mean, uh,
265
00:10:42,871 --> 00:10:46,621
uh, I would be...
I'd be happy to help.
266
00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:49,258
I've been trying
to move furniture by myself.
267
00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:51,046
Sorry if I was
a little loud.
268
00:10:51,129 --> 00:10:53,049
Oh, not at all. In
fact, it was so quiet,
269
00:10:53,131 --> 00:10:54,791
I thought maybe a
mouse had moved in.
270
00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:57,093
Are you calling me short?
271
00:10:57,177 --> 00:10:59,767
What? No! No, I didn't
even notice your body.
272
00:10:59,846 --> 00:11:01,476
Well, I mean, I
noticed your body.
273
00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,476
(chuckles)
274
00:11:03,558 --> 00:11:04,768
So, you needed some
help with something?
275
00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,391
Yeah.
276
00:11:06,478 --> 00:11:08,398
Can you help me slide
this couch against the wall?
277
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,940
It's too heavy to lift.
278
00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:11,273
Maybe it's too heavy
for you, but...
279
00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:12,408
Also for me.
280
00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:13,984
(screams)
281
00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:17,239
(muffled screaming)
282
00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:19,782
Oh! I'm coming,
baby bro, I'm coming!
283
00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:21,456
But I'm coming strapped!
284
00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:27,244
♪ I'm gonna lay down my burden ♪
285
00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:29,412
♪ Down by the riverside... ♪
286
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,121
What are you doing?
287
00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,791
I'm prepping for church
with Calvin and Tina.
288
00:11:32,879 --> 00:11:34,139
♪ Down by the riverside... ♪
289
00:11:34,214 --> 00:11:36,294
Why?
290
00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:38,463
Well, because it's
gonna be different
291
00:11:38,552 --> 00:11:40,422
from the church
that we go to,
292
00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:41,972
and I want to be respectful.
293
00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:44,305
Which is why I watched a
bunch of YouTube videos,
294
00:11:44,391 --> 00:11:47,891
Sister Act, and
eight Madea movies.
295
00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:50,645
Whoa!
296
00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,990
Are you gonna do backflips
down the aisle like that nun?
297
00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:57,989
(chuckles)
Grover, don't be silly.
298
00:11:58,071 --> 00:12:00,151
She's 80. I'm gonna get
way more air than her.
299
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,120
(knock on door)
300
00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:06,702
Oh, hey, Calvin.
301
00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,628
Hey. Dave, is Gemma here?
302
00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:10,837
I need her to talk some sense
into Tina.
303
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,337
Actually, she's at
a PTA meeting. What's going on?
304
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:17,140
I'm pretty sure that Pastor Don
is making moves on Tina.
305
00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,545
What?
306
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,003
Did something happen?
307
00:12:20,093 --> 00:12:22,213
I mean, not exactly,
308
00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:25,764
but he's made excuses to see
her every night this week.
309
00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,559
"Let's go visit the elderly."
310
00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:33,606
"Oh, come help me
feed the homeless."
311
00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:37,695
I'm telling you,
he's a bad dude.
312
00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:39,617
Okay.
313
00:12:39,696 --> 00:12:43,536
Uh, or is it possible
what you're actually upset about
314
00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:45,707
is that Pastor Don
is connecting with Tina
315
00:12:45,785 --> 00:12:47,325
in a way that you're not?
316
00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:49,372
(scoffs)
That's crazy.
317
00:12:49,456 --> 00:12:53,666
Is it? Look, Tina's church life
is obviously important to her,
318
00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:56,212
and maybe Pastor Don
is just filling a void
319
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:57,756
that you choose not to.
320
00:12:59,007 --> 00:13:00,347
I don't know.
321
00:13:00,425 --> 00:13:01,845
Maybe.
322
00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:04,596
Remember, Calvin.
323
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,939
"Don't judge
or you will be judged."
324
00:13:08,141 --> 00:13:09,891
Wow, Dave.
325
00:13:09,976 --> 00:13:11,856
I didn't know
you knew scripture so well.
326
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:14,687
Actually, I-I got that
from Whoopi Goldberg.
327
00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:19,611
I'm so sorry.
328
00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:21,904
Is your foot okay?
329
00:13:21,988 --> 00:13:23,288
Pinky toes are totally cosmetic.
(chuckles)
330
00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:25,535
(pounding on door)
331
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:28,707
Get your damn hands
off my brother, you...
332
00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,742
...surprisingly tiny lady.
333
00:13:32,832 --> 00:13:35,452
Uh, Keira, this is
334
00:13:35,544 --> 00:13:37,584
my brother, Malcolm.
Malcolm, this is Keira.
335
00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:39,251
(chuckles):
Hey. Oh,
336
00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:40,429
so you're the one who's...
337
00:13:40,507 --> 00:13:43,007
Drives the really cool truck
I've been telling you about.
338
00:13:45,011 --> 00:13:45,921
Nice to meet you.
339
00:13:46,012 --> 00:13:47,052
What's with the rocket?
340
00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:49,768
Oh. Um, it's a, uh...
341
00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:52,399
a housewarming gift.
(chuckles)
342
00:13:52,477 --> 00:13:54,107
Right, Marty?
343
00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:55,437
Uh, yep.
344
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:58,772
Yep. Uh, signed by Buzz Aldrin
and everything.
345
00:13:58,858 --> 00:14:01,948
(chuckles)
Well, thank you.
346
00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:04,948
Hey, you guys
are my first houseguests.
347
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:07,151
Let me get some beers
to celebrate.
348
00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:08,862
(chuckles)
349
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,000
She is cute.
350
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,460
Yeah, I know. Thank you
for making me come up here.
351
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,791
Yeah, you see what happens
when you stand up for yourself?
352
00:14:16,876 --> 00:14:19,626
(exhales) Yeah, man. In
fact, I'm gonna do it now.
353
00:14:19,713 --> 00:14:20,833
Get the hell out of here.
354
00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:23,759
("I Need Thee Every Hour"
playing)
355
00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:28,262
♪ I need thee ♪
356
00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:36,227
♪ Every hour... ♪
357
00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:39,143
All right, buddy. Now,
remember, we're guests here,
358
00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:43,232
so let's be respectful
and just try to blend in.
359
00:14:49,909 --> 00:14:52,669
Oh, my God.
Look at all these hats.
360
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:54,666
I knew I shouldn't have gotten
the small one.
361
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,420
Okay, I'm warning you, Calvin.
362
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:01,621
You better not embarrass me
in front of Pastor Don.
363
00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:04,383
Don't worry, I won't.
364
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,886
I think maybe I was...
365
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,348
wrong about him.
366
00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:11,848
Wait, did you just admit
to being wrong?
367
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,851
Okay, God, a deal's a deal.
I'm-a stop cursing.
368
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,894
(chuckles)
369
00:15:16,978 --> 00:15:18,818
Hey, uh,
370
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,357
I'm-a catch up with
you in a second.
371
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,740
Okay, baby.
372
00:15:22,817 --> 00:15:24,947
Are the Rams not playing today?
373
00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:29,368
Well, I decided that
this was more important.
374
00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:31,249
Plus, it's a night game.
375
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:33,825
Listen,
376
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:35,702
I... I just wanted
to apologize
377
00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:37,709
about my behavior
at Bible study.
378
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:41,621
The truth is is that
I had this crazy idea
379
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:44,711
that you was making
moves on my wife.
380
00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:46,048
You did?
381
00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:48,592
Yeah, you know how
us guys can be.
382
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,597
Yeah.
383
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:52,179
I completely understand.
384
00:15:52,263 --> 00:15:53,723
Thanks, Pastor.
385
00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,607
After all, Sister Tina's
a very attractive woman.
386
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,239
Excuse me?
387
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:03,775
As scripture says,
388
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:07,068
"He who finds a good wife
finds a good thing."
389
00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:09,733
Obviously,
Tina's a good wife,
390
00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:12,653
but I'm more interested
in the bad ones.
391
00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:21,705
You heard that, right?
392
00:16:24,963 --> 00:16:27,753
(vocalizing)
393
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:31,051
♪ Bless ♪
394
00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:33,596
♪ Me now ♪
395
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:38,900
♪ My savior... ♪
396
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:41,357
(muttering)
397
00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:42,898
Calvin.
398
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:44,641
What is wrong with you?
399
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,313
I'm talking to God.
400
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:47,771
I got a complaint about one
401
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,111
of his employees.
402
00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:53,116
♪ To ♪
403
00:16:53,199 --> 00:16:57,459
♪ Thee. ♪
404
00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:00,122
Good morning, church.
405
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,546
Morning.
406
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:07,298
Today's message comes
from the Book of Revelations.
407
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,720
You got that right.
408
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:14,638
Now, everyone in here knows
that God sees everything.
409
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:16,931
CONGREGATION:
Mm-hmm. Amen.
410
00:17:20,185 --> 00:17:23,315
Which is why we must stay
vigilant against temptation.
411
00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:24,646
That's right.
412
00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:28,351
Walk the righteous path
and cast out
413
00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:29,813
those who lead us astray.
414
00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,773
No way. I heard enough.
415
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,233
I need to testify.
416
00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:35,944
Let Him use you, Calvin!
417
00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:43,337
Brother Calvin,
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
418
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,086
but we normally don't testify
until the end of the service.
419
00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:48,379
Yeah, well, today is different,
420
00:17:48,463 --> 00:17:51,843
'cause there is a devil
among us.
421
00:17:53,384 --> 00:17:55,054
Thank you,
Brother Calvin.
422
00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:57,426
We'll look into that. Now,
if you open your Bibles to...
423
00:17:57,514 --> 00:17:59,184
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, I'm not done.
424
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:03,857
We are in the presence
of a false prophet.
425
00:18:03,937 --> 00:18:07,067
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
426
00:18:07,148 --> 00:18:11,318
A man who covets
other men's wives.
427
00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:13,362
And I know that commandment
is important
428
00:18:13,446 --> 00:18:15,576
'cause it made the top ten list.
429
00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:20,287
And that man's name...
430
00:18:24,249 --> 00:18:25,589
...is Pastor Don.
431
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,207
(congregation gasps)
432
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:29,713
Let your light shine, Calvin!
433
00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:34,596
Did you watch
Sister Act again?
434
00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:37,976
If loving Whoopi is wrong,
I don't want to be right.
435
00:18:39,973 --> 00:18:41,093
Forgive Brother Calvin.
436
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:42,722
He knows not what he says.
437
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:45,019
I'm a man of deep faith
438
00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:47,813
who respects the sanctity
of marriage. I would never...
439
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,607
Hold up!
440
00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:51,231
You got other women on the side?
441
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:56,442
You told me I was the only woman
you were checking for.
442
00:18:57,949 --> 00:19:01,079
Oh, so you just laying hands
on everybody?
443
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,080
Uh...
444
00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:06,416
Unless you ready
to meet the Lord,
445
00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:08,169
I suggest you get out of here
right now.
446
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,291
Because, uh,
this ain't the first fight
447
00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:12,218
Wanda's had at church.
448
00:19:12,297 --> 00:19:14,257
I-I'm-a... I'm-a...
449
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,430
(chuckles):
Oh-ho.
450
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,559
Uh-oh!
451
00:19:18,636 --> 00:19:21,056
Only God can save him now.
452
00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:22,809
CONGREGATION:
Amen.
453
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,482
♪ Victory is mine ♪
454
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:32,735
♪ Victory
is mine ♪
455
00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:36,617
♪ Victory today is mine ♪
456
00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:38,116
♪ I told Satan... ♪
457
00:19:38,197 --> 00:19:41,037
This church is awesome.
458
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,117
As soon as we get home,
I'm going hat shopping.
459
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,873
And this time,
460
00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:47,124
I'm going big.
461
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:50,416
Speaking of going big,
give me some room.
462
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,961
It's backflipping time.
463
00:19:52,045 --> 00:19:54,375
Uh... Oh.
464
00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:56,464
Babe, you doing okay?
465
00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:58,009
Are you kidding?
466
00:19:58,092 --> 00:19:59,802
Look at all
of these good people
467
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:01,136
rejoicing
in the Lord, Calvin.
468
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,270
That is church.
469
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,648
(chuckles)
470
00:20:05,725 --> 00:20:08,015
Hey, you got to
admit, though.
471
00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:10,642
I was the only one that knew
that Pastor Don was a snake.
472
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,860
Baby, you sure were.
473
00:20:12,941 --> 00:20:14,851
Which is why
you're the newest member
474
00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:16,523
of our pastor
selection committee.
475
00:20:16,611 --> 00:20:18,481
Yeah.
476
00:20:18,571 --> 00:20:21,691
Huh?
477
00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:23,533
(chuckles)
478
00:20:23,618 --> 00:20:25,538
Those are all my
football days.
479
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,170
Take it up with God.
480
00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:28,996
♪ Victory ♪
481
00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:31,252
♪ Today is mine ♪
482
00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:33,624
(loud crashing)
483
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:35,461
Oh! Oh!
484
00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:41,846
It's okay.
I'm all... I'm all right.
485
00:20:41,928 --> 00:20:44,138
The drums broke my fall.
486
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:45,842
("Victory Is Mine" playing)
487
00:20:45,932 --> 00:20:47,512
♪ Victory is mine ♪
488
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,360
♪ Victory is mine ♪
489
00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:54,696
♪ Victory today is mine. ♪
490
00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:02,867
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