1 00:00:08,986 --> 00:00:09,986 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:10,031 --> 00:00:11,551 Hey, Dave. Hey, Gemma. 3 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:13,337 We just came from the farmers market. 4 00:00:13,382 --> 00:00:16,122 Buckle up, persimmon season came early. 5 00:00:17,516 --> 00:00:20,776 Or as I like to call them, apples with attitude. 6 00:00:20,824 --> 00:00:23,214 You want to try one?No, thanks. 7 00:00:23,261 --> 00:00:25,651 I had enough attitude from my employees today. 8 00:00:25,698 --> 00:00:27,748 I'll be damned if I get it from a fruit. 9 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:30,657 Did something happen at the shop? 10 00:00:30,703 --> 00:00:32,573 Yeah, another one of our mechanics quit 11 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:34,148 to go work at Motor Boys, 12 00:00:34,185 --> 00:00:38,105 so this month alone we're down a Rudy and two Julios. 13 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:41,536 I mean, Julio I get, that guy was never loyal, 14 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:42,844 but Julio? 15 00:00:44,848 --> 00:00:46,068 I thought we were friends. 16 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:48,730 That's awful. 17 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:50,075 Yeah. Why do you think they left? 18 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:52,594 They don't like the way Calvin treats them. 19 00:00:52,638 --> 00:00:54,508 What are you talking about? They love me. 20 00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:57,073 I'm the world's best boss. It says so on my coffee mug. 21 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:00,644 You're using the mug I gave you. 22 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:05,220 And you thought it was a dumb gift. 23 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:08,220 Yes, because you don't work for him. 24 00:01:10,047 --> 00:01:11,397 All I'm saying, Calvin, 25 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,710 is you need to treat the guys with more respect. 26 00:01:13,746 --> 00:01:16,136 I respect them. It's not my fault 27 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:18,094 they're too stupid to understand. 28 00:01:18,142 --> 00:01:21,442 Okay. If we lose one more mechanic, 29 00:01:21,493 --> 00:01:23,103 we're basically a car wash. 30 00:01:23,147 --> 00:01:25,457 You know, I can help you guys. 31 00:01:25,497 --> 00:01:27,367 This is exactly what I do for my job. 32 00:01:27,412 --> 00:01:30,412 You work at a car wash? 33 00:01:30,459 --> 00:01:33,289 No, I'm a conflict mediator. 34 00:01:33,331 --> 00:01:36,241 I can go into your shop, talk to your employees, and come up 35 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,291 with ways that you can improve your relationship with them. 36 00:01:38,336 --> 00:01:39,726 GEMMA: He's really good. 37 00:01:39,772 --> 00:01:41,942 At the last school I worked at, he settled a dispute 38 00:01:41,992 --> 00:01:44,122 between the football team and the marching band. 39 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:47,308 [chuckles] The football team was beating up the band geeks? 40 00:01:47,345 --> 00:01:49,565 No, the other way around. 41 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:53,133 Our flute section was gangsta. 42 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:57,483 You know, baby, I think we should let Dave help us. 43 00:01:57,529 --> 00:02:00,189 Fine, but if you screw this up, 44 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:02,358 I'm going flute section on your ass. 45 00:02:04,101 --> 00:02:05,971 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 46 00:02:06,016 --> 00:02:07,326 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 47 00:02:13,415 --> 00:02:14,855 Oh, perfect. 48 00:02:14,894 --> 00:02:17,154 On time for dinner, but too late to help set the table. 49 00:02:17,201 --> 00:02:19,371 God is good. 50 00:02:19,421 --> 00:02:21,201 Yeah, God had nothing to do with it. 51 00:02:21,249 --> 00:02:22,859 I saw you peeking through the window. 52 00:02:22,902 --> 00:02:25,732 Yeah, and I saw you stick your finger in the mashed potatoes. 53 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:26,995 You want to dance? 54 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:28,387 Shh. 55 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:30,610 Hey, what's up, boys?Hey, what's up, Pop? 56 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:31,959 Yo, I heard Julio quit. 57 00:02:31,998 --> 00:02:34,218 Uh, yeah, the hell with that guy. 58 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:36,392 No, I meant Julio. 59 00:02:36,438 --> 00:02:38,618 Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him. 60 00:02:40,268 --> 00:02:42,228 [knocking on door] 61 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,880 [groans] 62 00:02:43,923 --> 00:02:46,183 Oh, hey, Dave. What's with the clipboard? 63 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:47,800 Well, before I sit down with your employees, 64 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,460 I came by to see what you had to say. 65 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:51,454 Oh, here's what I have to say: bye, Dave. 66 00:02:53,368 --> 00:02:57,198 Come on, Pop, you told Mom you were gonna take this seriously. 67 00:02:57,241 --> 00:02:59,241 Yeah, besides that, you know he's not going away. 68 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:01,597 DAVE: He's right. I'm not. 69 00:03:03,378 --> 00:03:05,248 Fine. Come on, man, let's get this over with. 70 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:08,123 Okay, first question: what three words 71 00:03:08,165 --> 00:03:10,385 best describe your leadership style? 72 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:12,298 World's best boss. 73 00:03:13,779 --> 00:03:16,439 The mug says it, and I agree. 74 00:03:16,478 --> 00:03:19,488 Okay, uh, if that's how you feel, 75 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:21,914 what do you think the root of the problem is at the shop? 76 00:03:21,961 --> 00:03:24,311 [chuckles] That's easy, everyone else. 77 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:27,741 Okay, I think I'm getting a clearer picture 78 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:29,013 of what the problem is. 79 00:03:29,055 --> 00:03:31,235 Yeah, and the picture looks like this. 80 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:33,365 Ha! [laughs] 81 00:03:33,408 --> 00:03:36,278 Why the hell do your fingers smell like mashed potatoes? 82 00:03:36,324 --> 00:03:37,624 Ooh! 83 00:03:39,631 --> 00:03:42,111 You know what? [stammers] Pop, y-you just afraid 84 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,155 that people gonna say bad stuff about you. 85 00:03:44,201 --> 00:03:45,891 Yeah, you know, the truth. 86 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:48,682 No. No, the problem is 87 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:52,817 that no one understands I'm not their friend, I'm their boss. 88 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:55,342 If they want a friend, they need to go on the Facebook. 89 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,519 You know, Calvin, you don't need to be their friends. 90 00:03:58,563 --> 00:04:00,173 Just 'cause you're their boss 91 00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:02,047 doesn't mean you can't have a healthy relationship with them. 92 00:04:02,088 --> 00:04:04,568 I have a healthy relationship with them. 93 00:04:04,613 --> 00:04:07,173 I'm like a loving father that they're afraid of. 94 00:04:07,224 --> 00:04:09,664 Move, potato fingers, go. 95 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,312 [both laughing] 96 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:15,401 Ooh. 97 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,890 Isn't that the cute girl that moved in upstairs from you? 98 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:19,410 Yeah, Keira. 99 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:20,844 All right. Did you ask her out yet? 100 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:24,250 Yes, every morning in my mirror. 101 00:04:24,285 --> 00:04:27,415 Well, have you done it in front of somebody 102 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:30,332 that's not wearing Star Warspajamas? 103 00:04:30,378 --> 00:04:33,038 I can't, man.Why not, Marty? 104 00:04:33,076 --> 00:04:34,336 She makes me nervous. 105 00:04:34,382 --> 00:04:35,902 I get all mixed up and tongue-tied around her. 106 00:04:35,948 --> 00:04:37,428 Well, you better get untied because... [clears throat] 107 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:38,902 here she comes.Oh, no! How much wood 108 00:04:38,951 --> 00:04:40,431 could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 109 00:04:40,475 --> 00:04:45,045 Hi, Marty.[laughs]: Hi. Hey, Keira. 110 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:48,098 Uh, you brother my Malcolm, remember? 111 00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:49,354 Yeah, hi. 112 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:51,967 So I see you got your mail. You've got mail! 113 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:54,278 [laughs]Yeah, too bad it's all bills. 114 00:04:54,315 --> 00:04:55,965 I've got student loans! 115 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:58,922 [laughing] It's funny 'cause she's in debt. 116 00:04:58,971 --> 00:05:01,491 You've got no money! [laughs] 117 00:05:01,539 --> 00:05:03,149 Okay, well, 118 00:05:03,193 --> 00:05:04,673 I'll see you guys later. 119 00:05:06,152 --> 00:05:08,242 You're gonna die alone. 120 00:05:10,113 --> 00:05:12,413 All right, guys, I'm here to talk to you about ways 121 00:05:12,463 --> 00:05:14,813 Calvin and Tina can make this a respectful atmosphere, 122 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,947 productive workplace, and most importantly, 123 00:05:16,989 --> 00:05:18,689 a safe space.[loud whirring] 124 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:26,827 [chuckles] 125 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,479 Oh, a question. Yes? 126 00:05:28,523 --> 00:05:29,613 Yeah, are we getting paid for this? 127 00:05:29,654 --> 00:05:31,394 [chuckles] Yes, you are. 128 00:05:31,439 --> 00:05:32,919 Great. Can you start from the top again? 129 00:05:34,485 --> 00:05:37,055 Okay, basically, I'm gonna ask you some questions 130 00:05:37,096 --> 00:05:39,056 about your issues and concerns. 131 00:05:39,098 --> 00:05:41,098 But won't we get in trouble for what we say? 132 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:44,364 No, because everything you say will be strictly confidential, 133 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:46,758 so none of you have to worry 134 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:50,022 about any of this getting back to Tina or Calvin. 135 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:52,066 Hey, hey, everybody! 136 00:05:54,592 --> 00:05:56,412 Cal-Calvin, what are you doing here? 137 00:05:56,464 --> 00:05:59,464 Oh, I'm just bringing some doughnuts for my boys. 138 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:02,300 There is no "I" in "team," but there is one 139 00:06:02,339 --> 00:06:03,869 in "I love you guys." 140 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:08,919 Uh, Calvin, I'm-I'm trying to talk to your employees. 141 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:11,344 Dave, I don't have employees. 142 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:13,912 These guys are basically like family. 143 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:15,879 How's your wife, Norm? 144 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,228 I'm not married. 145 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:21,186 Well, too bad because you're a real catch. 146 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:28,533 Calvin, i-if this is gonna work, you can't be here. 147 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:31,933 Okay, all right, I'm gonna go, all right? Hey, uh, 148 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:33,897 quick update, guys, 149 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,596 I just voted for Employee of the Month, 150 00:06:36,634 --> 00:06:39,074 and congratulations, you all won! 151 00:06:41,639 --> 00:06:43,649 [knocking on door] 152 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:50,344 Oh, you're not Keira. 153 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:52,517 What was your first clue? 154 00:06:52,563 --> 00:06:55,913 That I'm not a woman or that I'm talking to you? [laughs] 155 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:59,748 Well, for your information, that's about to change. 156 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:01,358 Oh, you finally asked her out? 157 00:07:01,398 --> 00:07:03,578 Better. I've devised an elaborate plan to lure her 158 00:07:03,618 --> 00:07:06,228 to my apartment, where I'll be on my own turf, and therefore, 159 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:07,752 more comfortable to ask her out. 160 00:07:08,927 --> 00:07:12,497 I call it "Operation Date Keira." 161 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,150 Yeah, that sounds more to me like 162 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:15,973 "Operation Restraining Order." 163 00:07:17,414 --> 00:07:19,244 No, trust me, man, it's foolproof. 164 00:07:19,285 --> 00:07:21,895 This morning I put a piece of my mail in her mailbox, 165 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,860 which she will feel compelled to return to me, 166 00:07:23,899 --> 00:07:25,469 and if she doesn't, she's committed a felony, 167 00:07:25,509 --> 00:07:26,859 and I'm not interested. 168 00:07:26,902 --> 00:07:30,602 Marty, that is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, 169 00:07:30,645 --> 00:07:32,735 and that includes Pop's plan to buy a mannequin 170 00:07:32,777 --> 00:07:34,647 so he can ride in the carpool lane. 171 00:07:34,692 --> 00:07:36,512 [elevator bell dings] 172 00:07:36,564 --> 00:07:39,524 Dumb you say? [laughs] 173 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,527 That was the sound of the elevator, 174 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:44,969 and I hear the sound of beautiful little footsteps. 175 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,397 And here we go. 176 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:56,843 Yeah, would you look at that, 177 00:07:56,888 --> 00:07:59,158 you got jury duty. [laughs] 178 00:08:04,113 --> 00:08:05,763 Ugh, what is taking so long? 179 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:07,990 I can't even believe I'm about to say this, 180 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,690 but when is Dave gonna get here? 181 00:08:09,727 --> 00:08:11,387 Baby, relax. 182 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,644 Why are you so stressed out about Dave's report? 183 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:16,999 Because it's gonna be full of lies about me. 184 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,259 And if it says that I called Norm a certain name, 185 00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:21,652 I didn't do it. 186 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:24,006 And everybody laughed. 187 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,703 Baby, you created this situation, 188 00:08:28,746 --> 00:08:31,056 and now you have to deal with the consequences. 189 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,796 Like the time that cop pulled you over 190 00:08:32,837 --> 00:08:35,577 for driving with that mannequin. 191 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:38,533 [knocking on door]Well, they wouldn't have pulled me over 192 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:39,582 if the mannequin was white. 193 00:08:39,627 --> 00:08:41,017 Oh, stop. 194 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,323 Hey, guys. 195 00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:45,199 Hey, come on in.Hey, Dave. 196 00:08:45,241 --> 00:08:47,851 So, uh, how'd it go down at the shop? 197 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:50,596 Really well, and you were right about Norm. [chuckles] 198 00:08:50,638 --> 00:08:52,338 How is that guy single? 199 00:08:52,378 --> 00:08:55,518 Okay, so how do we do this? 200 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:58,036 Well, I usually start by explaining my methodology 201 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,780 and how I arrived at my findings. 202 00:08:59,821 --> 00:09:02,911 Yeah, sounds good. We're not gonna do any of that. Come on. 203 00:09:02,954 --> 00:09:05,604 All right, uh, well, here's what I found: 204 00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:08,213 after numerous interviews, it's clear that your employees 205 00:09:08,264 --> 00:09:09,524 have serious issues with... 206 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,790 Norm's a liar! 207 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,887 Okay, babe, relax. I-I thought we agreed 208 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:25,711 that we would accept whatever Dave says, right? 209 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,590 Well, I'm-I'm glad you feel that way, Tina, 210 00:09:27,631 --> 00:09:28,971 because the complaints weren't about Calvin, 211 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:30,244 they were about you. 212 00:09:30,286 --> 00:09:32,416 What? 213 00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:34,942 You heard the man, Tina. 214 00:09:34,986 --> 00:09:36,776 Those idiots love me. 215 00:09:42,864 --> 00:09:44,294 Seriously? 216 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:47,043 I'm the problem? Calvin yells at everybody 217 00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:50,395 and calls them names, and they blame me? 218 00:09:50,436 --> 00:09:54,306 [chuckles] It's funny how that works, huh? 219 00:09:54,353 --> 00:09:55,913 Okay, 220 00:09:55,964 --> 00:10:00,314 okay, okay, tell me exactly what these egg-sucking, two-bit, 221 00:10:00,359 --> 00:10:02,579 no-good punks said. 222 00:10:04,015 --> 00:10:05,585 Well, surprise, surprise, 223 00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:07,406 they find you to be a little insulting. 224 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:13,503 Fascinating. Go on. 225 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,896 Okay, well, uh, in general, 226 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,990 they feel like you don't respect their work 227 00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:20,559 and sometimes can be a little unfair. 228 00:10:20,597 --> 00:10:24,387 Oh, my God. I mean, I-I feel horrible. 229 00:10:24,427 --> 00:10:25,907 I mean, I would never-- 230 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,260 Give me that. 231 00:10:28,736 --> 00:10:30,516 I'm sorry, Tina. 232 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,563 These interviews have got to stay confidential. 233 00:10:32,609 --> 00:10:34,529 I took an oath. 234 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,437 Really? 235 00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:37,391 Well, it's not an official one, 236 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,400 but I made up my own and I take it very seriously. 237 00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:43,148 You know, I respect that, Dave. 238 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:46,755 Just like I respect our employees at work. 239 00:10:46,797 --> 00:10:50,147 Ah. [laughs] 240 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,542 You are just loving this, aren't you? 241 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,765 Well-well, come on, Tina. This isn't about me. 242 00:10:54,805 --> 00:10:58,195 This is about the shop. And how mean you are there. 243 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:05,039 Okay, look, the best thing to do at this point 244 00:11:05,076 --> 00:11:07,736 is for me to sit down with the two of you and your mechanics 245 00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:10,035 and figure out some adjustments that Tina can make. 246 00:11:10,081 --> 00:11:12,561 This is unbelievable! 247 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,215 Look, come on, babe, all joking aside, 248 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,750 we cannot afford to lose any more mechanics. 249 00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:20,965 So for the good of the shop, you got to do this. 250 00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,522 You're right, baby. You're right. 251 00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:26,054 If it's for the good of the shop-- 252 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,097 Give me that! 253 00:11:34,062 --> 00:11:36,152 [muffled]: I took an oath! 254 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,470 Yo, yo, yo. 255 00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:43,855 What's up, man? What you doing here? 256 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,508 Oh, I just came to get some supplies 257 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:49,071 for the next phase of Operation Date Keira. 258 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,600 Come on, Marty. I told you 259 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,553 you are making this way too complicated. 260 00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:53,902 No, I heard what you said, which is why 261 00:11:53,951 --> 00:11:55,471 I made this one way more simple. 262 00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:58,608 All I need is a tennis racket and a frozen turkey. 263 00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:03,652 You do realize if I hear any more, 264 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,750 I will have to testify against you. 265 00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:09,799 Okay, I... I know I'm being a little crazy, 266 00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,967 but I'm-I'm not like you, Malcolm. 267 00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,533 You could talk to girls about anything. 268 00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:16,459 I got two subjects: science and science fiction. 269 00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:19,805 [chuckles] Marty, you're just making excuses, man. 270 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:22,767 A-And all these ridiculous plans are just half measures. 271 00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:25,156 If you really want to go out with this girl, 272 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,470 you just have to go all the way and ask her out. 273 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:31,167 Okay. You're right. 274 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,686 All the way it is.All right. 275 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:34,469 I'll see you later.[chuckles] 276 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:37,643 Although, I could hire a roller-skating mime to go to... 277 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,610 Marty. 278 00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:40,648 Fine. 279 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,213 I'll save that for the proposal. 280 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:48,525 [knocking on door] 281 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,058 Hey, Tina. 282 00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:55,838 Dave told me about the report. 283 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,663 How are you doing?Terrible. 284 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,540 I feel so bad about what's going on at the shop. 285 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:02,412 I could really use my girl's shoulder to cry on. 286 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:03,624 I'm not giving you the folder. 287 00:13:03,673 --> 00:13:05,803 Damn it! 288 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,769 Come on, Tina. Finding out who said what 289 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,858 isn't gonna make you feel any better. 290 00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:13,947 Who said anything about feeling better? I want revenge! 291 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:16,908 Look, I get it. You're hurt, you're angry, 292 00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,817 you're looking around for the folder, which isn't here. 293 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,517 Come on, Gemma. You know, I've been up all night 294 00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:24,341 thinking about this, and I think I finally realized 295 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,569 what's going on here. 296 00:13:25,608 --> 00:13:27,568 Really? What?Sexism. 297 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,790 Think about it. 298 00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:31,139 I am a female boss in a shop full of men, 299 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:34,229 and-- huh-- what a shocker, I'm the problem. 300 00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,579 Wow. I hadn't thought about that. 301 00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,579 Come on. You are a school principal 302 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:41,531 with a bunch of male employees who work under you. 303 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,540 You know they don't treat you with the same respect. 304 00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:45,402 I know. 305 00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:47,754 I've had to deal with them calling me "bossy,"Mm. 306 00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:49,804 "demanding," "bootylicious." 307 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,200 What? 308 00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:55,242 Actually, that was Ms. Nelson, the P.E. teacher. 309 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,560 So you know what I'm saying.I do. 310 00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:58,686 So you're with me?Yeah. 311 00:13:58,728 --> 00:14:00,258 Sisters in arms? Hell yeah! 312 00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:02,685 Oh, God, I'm so lucky to have you as a friend. 313 00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:03,772 I'm still not giving you the folder. 314 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:06,040 Damn it! 315 00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,996 Hey. There's Keira. 316 00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:11,434 Now's your chance to ask her out. 317 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,920 No, man. Now's not the time. 318 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,490 Our food's gonna get cold. 319 00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:17,266 Marty, we have frozen yogurt. 320 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:20,147 Okay. You're right. 321 00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:21,664 No more half measures. 322 00:14:21,707 --> 00:14:22,707 All right. 323 00:14:22,752 --> 00:14:24,882 [sighs] 324 00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:25,928 [clears throat] 325 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,103 Hey, Keira. 326 00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,458 Oh, hey, Marty. 327 00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:29,937 Did you get the mail I put under your door? 328 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,497 What? That was you? Oh. 329 00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:33,023 Well, on behalf of the U.S. justice system, 330 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:35,247 you are guilty of being a good neighbor. 331 00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:37,026 [both laugh] 332 00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:39,501 Uh, so, um... 333 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:43,851 I was thinking, maybe Friday night, 334 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:47,164 you and I could go out on a date together. All the way. 335 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,342 Uh, to-to a restaurant. 336 00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,178 That's so sweet, 337 00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:54,876 but I actually have a boyfriend back in Houston. 338 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:57,175 Oh-- uh, uh, right, of course. 339 00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:58,701 Of course. Uh... 340 00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,574 [chuckles] "Houston, we have a boyfriend." 341 00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:02,056 [both laugh] 342 00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:04,746 [clears throat]But if it's okay with you, 343 00:15:04,794 --> 00:15:06,274 I'd love to be friends. 344 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:07,977 [scoffs] Absolutely. 345 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,665 I love friends. Almost as much as I love the TV show. 346 00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:13,453 I'm kind of a black Chandler. 347 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,938 Okay, well, I'll see you later.Okay. 348 00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:19,414 Aw, man, she has a boyfriend? 349 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,631 Yep. She wants to be friends. 350 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,470 I'm sorry, little bro. That's a real bummer. 351 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,599 Are you kidding? I'm in. 352 00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:29,512 It may have taken seven seasons, but Monica married Chandler. 353 00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:30,868 [laughs] 354 00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,127 Could this be a better day? 355 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,786 Okay, everyone, this session is for healing and moving forward. 356 00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:42,659 No one should feel threatened or under attack. 357 00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:43,741 [loud whirring] 358 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,930 Okay-- Hey, guys, listen, 359 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,720 Tina's gonna say a few words, 360 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:57,285 and I'll just sit back and take a sip from my favorite mug. 361 00:16:00,154 --> 00:16:04,114 Okay, well, let me start by saying that I am sorry. 362 00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:07,118 It was not my intention to make anyone uncomfortable. 363 00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:10,331 It's just, as a boss, it's challenging 364 00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:13,771 to work with a bunch of whiny-ass babies! 365 00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,734 DAVE: O-Okay. 366 00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:18,829 In-in my professional opinion, I think 367 00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:20,788 we should focus on the words "I'm sorry" 368 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:24,566 rather than every word that came after that. 369 00:16:25,614 --> 00:16:26,964 TINA: No, no, no, no. 370 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,617 I'm sorry all right. 371 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,410 Sorry that I am surrounded by a bunch of male chauvinists 372 00:16:31,446 --> 00:16:34,836 who can't stand having a woman as their boss. 373 00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:37,014 You got it all wrong. 374 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,330 I don't care that you're a woman. 375 00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:39,806 Yeah, neither do I. 376 00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,895 I mean, Julio did, but Julio set him straight. 377 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,025 Babe, come on, now. 378 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,248 We're trying to save our business here. 379 00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:49,688 So just admit that you're the problem 380 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,245 like I admitted that I wasn't. 381 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,073 You know, I don't believe y'all. 382 00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:58,033 Just because you say you're not a sexist 383 00:16:58,081 --> 00:16:59,861 doesn't mean that you're not. 384 00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:02,089 I'm not a sexist. I just didn't think it was fair 385 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,789 that you docked my pay last month. 386 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:06,486 Lenny, you broke the hydraulic jack. 387 00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:09,434 Calvin wanted to fire you. I talked him out of it. 388 00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:11,094 You was gonna fire me for that? 389 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,578 It had sentimental value. 390 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,278 I changed Quincy Jones's tire with that jack. 391 00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:17,837 Wow. 392 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,313 Okay, but what about 393 00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:21,933 when you made us work overtime for a week? 394 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,544 LENNY: Yeah. 395 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,545 That's because Calvin wanted you to work on Christmas Day. 396 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,118 I did that so you could be with your families. 397 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,286 What? What? Dang, Calvin. 398 00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,281 Hey. Hey! 399 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,893 I was being culturally sensitive. 400 00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:36,854 Any one of you could be Jewish. 401 00:17:36,902 --> 00:17:38,682 Okay, all right. 402 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:41,960 You know, I see how this is. 403 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,774 It's not about sexism at all. 404 00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:45,342 It's Calvin. 405 00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,176 That does make way more sense. 406 00:17:49,219 --> 00:17:51,619 Mm-hmm. Right, right, right. 407 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,006 So instead of being mad at me, 408 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,059 you should be mad at mug man over there. 409 00:17:56,879 --> 00:18:00,149 Tina, be respectful. This mug was a gift. 410 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,707 NORM: No, no, no. 411 00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:02,973 She's right. 412 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,325 I want to change my answer to "Calvin." 413 00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:06,846 But can I keep it anonymous? 414 00:18:08,238 --> 00:18:10,718 Sit down.Okay, all right. Well, 415 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:13,632 Calvin, given this new and, well, in retrospect, 416 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,898 unsurprising information, 417 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:19,241 is there anything you'd like to say? 418 00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:21,073 Yeah. 419 00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:23,991 Dave, you really messed this up. 420 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,166 Calvin, these guys have been with you for a long time. 421 00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:29,914 You really want to lose them to Motor Boys? 422 00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,955 CALVIN: Okay, look. 423 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,911 Guys, I know that I can be a tough boss, 424 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,100 but that's because I care about this place. 425 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,927 And I care about you. 426 00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:41,444 I mean, this isn't some run-of-the-mill chain 427 00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:43,449 like Motor Boys. 428 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,231 This is a neighborhood shop. 429 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,455 And that's because of the work that you do. 430 00:18:47,495 --> 00:18:51,065 So, now that I hear you, 431 00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:54,977 I'll try to consider your feelings more. 432 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:58,944 But I think we can all agree that from here on out, 433 00:18:58,984 --> 00:19:01,374 you're paying for the doughnuts. 434 00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:05,908 TINA: Really?DAVE: O-Okay. 435 00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:08,558 Well, look, Calvin, that's a step in the right direction. 436 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:11,473 Fellas, w-what do you say? 437 00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:14,655 S-Sounds fair to us. 438 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:18,226 [chuckles] Good. All right, well, as a sign of good faith, 439 00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:20,965 why don't you guys take the rest of the day off? 440 00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:22,096 Okay. 441 00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,668 [clicks tongue] We close in ten minutes. 442 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,147 You know what? You're right. Why bother? 443 00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:28,447 Get back to work. 444 00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:29,622 TINA: No, no, no. 445 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,627 Don't listen to him. 446 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:35,069 You can all leave now and come in one hour later tomorrow. 447 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,327 Right, Calvin? 448 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,250 Sure. 449 00:19:38,285 --> 00:19:40,155 Yeah.Thank you. 450 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,810 Thank you.Y'all got it. 451 00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:44,243 Well, all right. Okay. 452 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:48,111 Another business saved, relationships mended. 453 00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:50,124 You know, it's like I always say: 454 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,696 if everyone just slows down and takes the time... 455 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,255 [loud buzzing] 456 00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:02,434 This place is a death trap! 457 00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:12,018 So none of the mechanics were sexist at all? 458 00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:15,057 No. In fact, Terrell loves strong women. 459 00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:18,064 He has a giant back tattoo that says "Mommy." 460 00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:20,977 Aw, that's so sweet.Mm-hmm. 461 00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:23,063 I hope Grover never ever does that. 462 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:27,204 Oh, hey, Calvin. I was wondering where you were. 463 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:29,687 Well, to say thank you for what you did at the shop, 464 00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,597 I got you a little gift.Oh. 465 00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:33,162 Hey-- You shouldn't have. 466 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:36,089 "World's Best Grandma"? 467 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,997 Don't worry, you'll grow into it. 468 00:20:46,657 --> 00:20:49,617 Captioning sponsored by CBS 469 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,670 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org