1 00:00:07,027 --> 00:00:07,737 (laughs) 2 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:09,490 Aw, I love our cozy date nights. 3 00:00:09,572 --> 00:00:11,612 (chuckles) Me, too, baby. 4 00:00:11,699 --> 00:00:13,499 Grape me. 5 00:00:15,703 --> 00:00:18,583 Oh, man, I hate y'all cozy date nights. 6 00:00:18,664 --> 00:00:21,124 That's because you're not a romantic like your father. 7 00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:23,758 Now be quiet, we're trying to watch Swamp Truckers. 8 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:26,467 Man, you got to love that Jolene. 9 00:00:26,547 --> 00:00:28,507 That girl's got more tires than teeth. 10 00:00:28,591 --> 00:00:30,461 (laughs) 11 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:31,961 Well, I will see y'all later. 12 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:34,422 Sofia and I are going for a walk on the beach. 13 00:00:34,513 --> 00:00:36,723 (scoffs) The beach? 14 00:00:36,807 --> 00:00:39,807 Ain't nothing romantic about getting sand in your cracks. 15 00:00:41,353 --> 00:00:44,643 Grape me again, baby. But put some finger on it. 16 00:00:48,277 --> 00:00:51,367 Man, please don't put them grapes back in the fridge. 17 00:00:53,282 --> 00:00:54,692 Oh, man, look. 18 00:00:54,784 --> 00:00:56,994 There's another one of those Motor Boys commercials. 19 00:00:57,077 --> 00:00:59,577 ♪ Car or truck, you're in luck ♪ 20 00:00:59,663 --> 00:01:01,993 ♪ With the Motor Boys, beep, beep. ♪ 21 00:01:02,082 --> 00:01:05,502 Man, Pop, your competition sure is running a lot of ads. 22 00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:07,466 I don't know, baby. Should we be scared? 23 00:01:07,546 --> 00:01:08,636 Hell no. 24 00:01:08,714 --> 00:01:11,344 Calvin's Pit Stop is a local institution. 25 00:01:11,425 --> 00:01:13,635 If anybody should be scared, it's them. 26 00:01:13,719 --> 00:01:15,349 Change the channel, baby. 27 00:01:15,429 --> 00:01:17,519 ♪ Car or truck, you're in luck with the... ♪ 28 00:01:17,598 --> 00:01:19,848 ♪ Estás de suerte con Motor Boys ♪ 29 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:23,184 ♪ Beep-a, beep-a. ♪ 30 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:24,690 See? I told you. 31 00:01:24,772 --> 00:01:26,022 They even scared of me in Spanish. 32 00:01:27,775 --> 00:01:29,605 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 33 00:01:29,693 --> 00:01:30,653 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 34 00:01:35,574 --> 00:01:37,534 Okay, this one needs to be washed in cold water, 35 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:39,708 this one on delicate 36 00:01:39,787 --> 00:01:41,747 and this one is hand-wash only. 37 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,667 Got it. 38 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:50,128 Uh, Mom-- are you, are you gonna remember? 39 00:01:50,214 --> 00:01:52,254 That I do your laundry for free? Yes. 40 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:56,174 Tina, everyone was right. 41 00:01:56,262 --> 00:01:58,552 You're married to a genius. 42 00:01:58,639 --> 00:02:01,769 Oh, really? Does that guy know you're also married to Dad? 43 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:04,859 Very funny. 44 00:02:04,937 --> 00:02:07,987 Look, I figured out the perfect way to take down Motor Boys. 45 00:02:08,065 --> 00:02:10,235 We're gonna do a commercial for the shop. 46 00:02:10,317 --> 00:02:12,697 A commercial? Aren't those expensive? 47 00:02:12,778 --> 00:02:14,738 No, no. I made a deal on airtime. 48 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:17,782 The only catch is we have no budget, 49 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,907 Oh... 50 00:02:19,994 --> 00:02:21,704 and we got to shoot it ourselves. 51 00:02:23,539 --> 00:02:26,209 Told you. Genius. 52 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:28,292 Mom is right. We can't do a commercial. 53 00:02:28,377 --> 00:02:30,427 No, trust me, I got it all figured out. 54 00:02:30,504 --> 00:02:32,584 You're gonna shoot it with your fancy new phone, 55 00:02:32,673 --> 00:02:34,093 we'll play ourselves 56 00:02:34,174 --> 00:02:36,554 and I just got someone to play the customer. 57 00:02:36,635 --> 00:02:39,055 Dad, what actor would be desperate enough 58 00:02:39,138 --> 00:02:41,638 to star in the world's cheapest commercial for free? 59 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,940 I got your text. 60 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:49,272 (exhales) 61 00:02:49,356 --> 00:02:51,856 I'm ready for my close-up. 62 00:02:57,907 --> 00:02:59,117 Ah, I should go. 63 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:01,749 I got an early shift in the morning. 64 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:04,377 Are you sure you don't want to stay at my place again? 65 00:03:04,455 --> 00:03:06,125 Uh, you know, I better not. 66 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:07,666 Last time we didn't get any sleep, 67 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,800 and I dozed off on my Taser. 68 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:13,297 Okay. Good night. 69 00:03:15,883 --> 00:03:16,793 (engine starts) 70 00:03:16,884 --> 00:03:18,094 Good night. 71 00:03:20,888 --> 00:03:21,768 That went well. 72 00:03:21,847 --> 00:03:23,137 Hey! Man... 73 00:03:25,517 --> 00:03:27,817 Gemma, were you spying on us? 74 00:03:27,895 --> 00:03:29,775 Well, what can I say? 75 00:03:29,855 --> 00:03:32,775 You're my favorite neighbor, she's my favorite employee. 76 00:03:32,858 --> 00:03:35,618 It makes me happy to see you two so in l... 77 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:38,984 L-Los Angeles. 78 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:40,783 Come on. 79 00:03:40,866 --> 00:03:42,826 Don't tell me you haven't said "I love you" yet. 80 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:45,290 What? I-It's only been four months. 81 00:03:45,371 --> 00:03:47,831 Only? Dave said it the first time we met. 82 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:49,835 I was working at the Burger King drive-through, 83 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,717 and he blurted it out right after I handed him his Whopper. 84 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:57,179 I felt like the Burger Queen. 85 00:03:58,968 --> 00:04:01,178 Well, I'm not like you guys, Gemma. 86 00:04:01,261 --> 00:04:04,341 I don't hand out "I love yous" like Whoppers. 87 00:04:04,431 --> 00:04:08,851 No-- Well, you're missing out, because they are both delicious. 88 00:04:11,271 --> 00:04:13,141 Okay, here's how it's gonna go. 89 00:04:13,232 --> 00:04:15,192 I'm gonna say my line to camera. 90 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:19,365 "I'm great, Motor Boys suck, yada yada yada." 91 00:04:19,446 --> 00:04:21,036 Uh, Dad, 92 00:04:21,115 --> 00:04:22,905 I-I'm not sure you can legally say that. 93 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:25,702 Hey. Do you want to keep your job? 94 00:04:25,786 --> 00:04:29,876 Uh, no, not really. You're forcing me to do this. 95 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:32,876 Then act like it. 96 00:04:34,628 --> 00:04:37,088 All right, then Tina says her line. 97 00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:40,712 "Line"? Why do I only get one line? 98 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:42,551 Babe, it's a 30-second commercial. 99 00:04:42,636 --> 00:04:44,556 We got to have time for the customer. 100 00:04:44,638 --> 00:04:47,268 Eh, if you say so, but, baby, we need this thing to pop. 101 00:04:47,349 --> 00:04:50,399 And we know that this is popping. 102 00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:55,856 (chuckles): Okay. 103 00:04:55,941 --> 00:04:57,351 Dave, you ready to go? 104 00:04:57,443 --> 00:04:58,603 Yeah, yeah. Uh... 105 00:04:58,694 --> 00:05:01,904 Uh, about the customer. Who is this guy? 106 00:05:04,116 --> 00:05:06,036 W-What do you mean? He's a customer. 107 00:05:06,118 --> 00:05:08,748 Well, yeah, no-- I-I know that, but if I'm gonna be convincing, 108 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:10,539 I need to know his backstory. 109 00:05:10,622 --> 00:05:12,082 You know? What-what makes him tick? 110 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,546 What brought him here and why? 111 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:19,426 His broken car, because it's broken. 112 00:05:19,506 --> 00:05:21,886 His broken car. Okay, let me chew on that. 113 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:27,882 Okay. Marty, how we doing over here? 114 00:05:27,973 --> 00:05:29,973 Uh, great. But before we start, 115 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:31,939 how do we want this thing to look? 116 00:05:32,019 --> 00:05:32,859 What do you mean? 117 00:05:32,936 --> 00:05:34,436 Well, Motor Boys ads may be professional, 118 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:35,731 but they're kind of generic. 119 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:37,024 So we can stand out 120 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:40,107 by giving our ad a distinct visual aesthetic. 121 00:05:40,194 --> 00:05:42,444 An aesthetic? 122 00:05:42,529 --> 00:05:44,739 Why do we need a fake leg? 123 00:05:49,411 --> 00:05:51,951 Okay, nobody treats Tarantino this way. 124 00:05:53,832 --> 00:05:56,622 Okay. I made a few changes to your lines 125 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:58,590 that I think will make them better. 126 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,130 What did you do? 127 00:06:00,214 --> 00:06:01,834 I gave them to me. 128 00:06:01,924 --> 00:06:04,924 You gave yourself everything except "I'm Calvin Butler." 129 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:08,020 Well, I can't say that. I would sound ridiculous. 130 00:06:08,097 --> 00:06:09,597 (mouthing) 131 00:06:09,681 --> 00:06:12,801 Calvin, I have a few questions about my character. 132 00:06:12,893 --> 00:06:16,313 Dave, since when do you wear glasses? 133 00:06:16,396 --> 00:06:18,486 Well, that's one of my questions. 134 00:06:20,984 --> 00:06:24,654 These olives are delicious. You have to try one. 135 00:06:24,738 --> 00:06:26,658 Mmm. 136 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:29,160 You know, when my parents do that, it is gross. 137 00:06:30,744 --> 00:06:33,164 But when you do it, it's hot. 138 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:37,621 So, uh, there's something 139 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,629 I kind of need to talk to you about. 140 00:06:39,711 --> 00:06:42,331 Okay, Gemma was watching us make out. 141 00:06:44,424 --> 00:06:46,504 But she promised to see a therapist. 142 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:51,093 It's not that. I got some news today. 143 00:06:52,141 --> 00:06:53,891 I was offered a new teaching position. 144 00:06:53,976 --> 00:06:55,566 Wow, that's so great. 145 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:56,854 It's in Paris. 146 00:06:56,937 --> 00:07:00,027 Wow, that is so in France. 147 00:07:00,107 --> 00:07:03,357 I know. It's this amazing school. 148 00:07:03,443 --> 00:07:05,193 I applied for it last year, and I honestly 149 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:06,529 never thought I would get it. 150 00:07:06,613 --> 00:07:09,363 (chuckles) So I guess you're, um, 151 00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:11,039 moving to France? 152 00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:14,208 I don't know. I haven't accepted it yet. 153 00:07:14,288 --> 00:07:16,538 Why not? 154 00:07:16,623 --> 00:07:20,913 Because I feel like what we have is special, 155 00:07:21,003 --> 00:07:24,423 so before I decide... 156 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,390 ...I'd like to know where you think we're going. 157 00:07:29,469 --> 00:07:31,929 Oh. Uh, I, um... 158 00:07:32,014 --> 00:07:33,224 (clears throat) 159 00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:35,097 Well... 160 00:07:35,184 --> 00:07:37,264 Hey, can you chill out, man? This ain't got nothing to do with you! 161 00:07:42,816 --> 00:07:46,526 Okay, everybody, if you would all just focus 162 00:07:46,612 --> 00:07:48,732 and stick to my original plan, 163 00:07:48,822 --> 00:07:51,402 we only have to do this one more time. 164 00:07:51,491 --> 00:07:53,031 Uh, actually, Dad, 165 00:07:53,118 --> 00:07:54,748 I think I might need a few more takes to capture 166 00:07:54,828 --> 00:07:57,958 the edgy Spike Lee feel I'm going for. 167 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,420 You're lucky there's not an aesthetic here, 168 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,550 or I would hit you over the head with it. 169 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:08,295 Action! 170 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:11,173 Hi, I'm Calvin Butler. 171 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:15,091 And here at Calvin's Pit Stop, our customers are friends, 172 00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:17,222 and our friends are family. 173 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,359 Just ask my wife Tina. 174 00:08:19,436 --> 00:08:22,436 Do you have a problem with your car? 175 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:26,311 Talk to Tina. 176 00:08:26,401 --> 00:08:30,151 Do you want the best prices in town? 177 00:08:30,239 --> 00:08:31,489 Talk to Tina. 178 00:08:31,573 --> 00:08:33,783 Do you want the best customer service? 179 00:08:33,867 --> 00:08:35,787 Talk to Calvin. 180 00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:38,669 Or to Tina. 181 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,458 (mouths) 182 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:47,252 And speaking of customers, here comes one now. 183 00:08:49,841 --> 00:08:53,461 After the accident, I didn't know where to bring my car. 184 00:08:53,554 --> 00:08:55,634 But then I found Calvin's Pit Stop, 185 00:08:55,722 --> 00:08:59,852 where they did a great job at a fair price. 186 00:08:59,935 --> 00:09:02,145 That's right, because here at Calvin's... 187 00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:05,779 Sure, I lost my family in that accident, 188 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:09,117 but I found a new one here at Calvin's... 189 00:09:09,194 --> 00:09:11,774 Pit Stop! 190 00:09:11,863 --> 00:09:12,983 Cut! 191 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,993 We're doing it again. 192 00:09:15,075 --> 00:09:17,075 What? 193 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,330 Uh, that's good, because I forgot to press record. 194 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:29,635 Oh, my God. 195 00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:31,045 Did you see the cut of the commercial? 196 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:33,173 I just watched it. 197 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,180 I was amazing! 198 00:09:35,262 --> 00:09:36,842 I know. 199 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,060 Wasn't I great? 200 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:41,400 I know it's just a local commercial, 201 00:09:41,476 --> 00:09:44,146 but I feel like I could get nominated for something. 202 00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,107 (chuckles) Oh, Calvin, 203 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:48,650 did you see the commercial yet? 204 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,194 Yeah. 205 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:52,067 Well, what'd you think? 206 00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:56,904 Well, to put it gently, it was a flaming pile of hot garbage. 207 00:09:57,909 --> 00:09:59,039 What? 208 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,329 All three of you were ridiculous. 209 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,493 Marty with his black-and-white montage 210 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:08,082 and-and you just making love to the camera. 211 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:11,180 And you, with your backstory about being a drug addict? 212 00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:13,596 Ex-drug addict. 213 00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:16,890 Well, y'all seem to have forgotten 214 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:19,060 that my business is on the line here. 215 00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:20,939 Motor Boys is stealing my customers, 216 00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:23,646 and y'all up in here trying to win a BET Award. 217 00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:27,522 Can a white guy win that? 'Cause that would be amazing. 218 00:10:29,816 --> 00:10:32,106 Calvin, we were all just doing our best. 219 00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,274 Well, it's totally unusable. 220 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:37,193 And now I gotta do it again. By myself. 221 00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:38,572 How could you do that? I spent hours 222 00:10:38,658 --> 00:10:39,748 getting into that character's head. 223 00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:43,206 And let me tell you something, it was not a pretty place! 224 00:10:43,288 --> 00:10:44,708 Yeah, I got that when you made me 225 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:47,000 flush your Tic Tacs down the toilet. 226 00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:52,126 Well, good luck pulling this off all by yourself. 227 00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:53,754 I don't have another choice. 228 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,260 I gotta turn something in by tomorrow, 229 00:10:56,343 --> 00:10:59,263 and it sure as hell can't be what y'all did. 230 00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:03,262 Can you believe that? 231 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:06,480 I had the shakes all night coming off those fake drugs. 232 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:12,817 Oh, my God, Malcolm. 233 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:14,771 Sofia told me about her job offer. 234 00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:17,441 Yeah, I know. I don't know what to do. 235 00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:20,151 Well, I am her boss. 236 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,112 One phone call to Paris, 237 00:11:22,202 --> 00:11:24,282 and I can make this whole thing go away. 238 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,590 You're kidding, right? 239 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:30,126 Of course I'm kidding. 240 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,220 Unless you don't want me to be. 241 00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:35,587 Well, I appreciate the offer, Gemma, 242 00:11:35,674 --> 00:11:37,254 but this is her decision. 243 00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:40,172 So, what, you're just gonna give up? 244 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:41,802 What else am I supposed to do? 245 00:11:41,888 --> 00:11:43,138 You're supposed to fight for her. 246 00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:44,973 You can't just sit back and do nothing 247 00:11:45,058 --> 00:11:45,978 while the woman you... 248 00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:48,109 Love is going to France? 249 00:11:50,272 --> 00:11:51,982 Oh, my God, you just said you love her. 250 00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:53,855 No, I didn't. 251 00:11:53,942 --> 00:11:55,602 No. Are you sure I didn't say "Louvre"? 252 00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:58,324 Because that's in France, too. 253 00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:01,115 Malcolm, why can't you just admit that you're in love? 254 00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:04,619 Because I don't want to mess up her life, Gemma. 255 00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,323 Mess up her life how? 256 00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:07,623 Look, think about it. 257 00:12:07,706 --> 00:12:09,336 What if I tell Sofia I love her, 258 00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:11,166 she decides not to go to France, 259 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:13,331 and then it doesn't work out between us? 260 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,890 I would have stood in the way of her chasing her dreams. 261 00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:18,344 I would never forgive myself for that. 262 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:20,505 I get that. 263 00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:22,884 But what if you do tell her, and she stays, 264 00:12:22,971 --> 00:12:26,141 and it's the best thing to ever happen to you two? 265 00:12:26,224 --> 00:12:28,724 I don't know. 266 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,190 Well, I do. 267 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:32,570 If she goes, you're gonna spend the rest of your life 268 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:34,357 wondering "what if?" 269 00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:38,651 And trust me, that is no way to live. 270 00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:41,157 You know what, you're right. 271 00:12:41,239 --> 00:12:43,699 You're right. I'm gonna tell her I love her. 272 00:12:43,783 --> 00:12:46,363 (gasps) 273 00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:49,033 No, no! Malcolm, Malcolm... 274 00:12:49,122 --> 00:12:51,832 You can't just text something like that. 275 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,757 You gotta make is special. 276 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:55,545 Like how I gave Dave a paper crown, 277 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,259 even though it wasn't his birthday. 278 00:12:57,339 --> 00:13:01,059 Okay, well, what do you think I should do? 279 00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:02,554 Don't worry, leave it to me. 280 00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:05,176 Thank you, Gemma. Wait a minute. 281 00:13:05,263 --> 00:13:07,053 You're not calling Paris, are you? 282 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,480 No, silly. 283 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,519 Unless you want me to. 284 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,530 Okay, Grover, all you have to do is point the camera at me, 285 00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:18,198 and push the red button. 286 00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:20,906 I know how to use a phone, Mr. Calvin. 287 00:13:20,987 --> 00:13:23,367 What do you think I am, six? 288 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,370 You got a lot of attitude for somebody 289 00:13:27,452 --> 00:13:29,372 who can be replaced by a tripod. 290 00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:33,624 Okay, you ready? 291 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,088 (phone chimes) 292 00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:38,929 Hi, I'm Calvin Butler, 293 00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:42,505 and here at Calvin's Pit Stop, I guarantee you 294 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,382 the best repairs with the lowest prices in town. 295 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:49,770 Just ask my wife. Right, Tina? 296 00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:54,729 You can't see her, but she agrees. 297 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,273 What's that, sir? 298 00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,946 The best customer service you've ever had? 299 00:13:59,025 --> 00:14:01,065 Thank you. 300 00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:06,287 Well, you heard them. 301 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,456 So come on down to Calvin's Pit Stop, 302 00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:13,085 where our customers are friends, and our friends are family. 303 00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:14,084 Yeah! 304 00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:18,165 Yes. That's how you do it. What do you think? 305 00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:20,583 It was great, Mr. Calvin. Really funny. 306 00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:22,292 What do you mean funny? 307 00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:24,462 I mean how you talk about your friends and family 308 00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,011 when you're all by yourself. 309 00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:31,262 Well, I wouldn't be if my friends and family 310 00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:32,479 took this seriously. 311 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,649 My dad took it seriously. 312 00:14:34,728 --> 00:14:38,028 He said the pressure is what got his character hooked on drugs. 313 00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:42,359 I know. He told me he crashed his car 314 00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:44,484 escaping from rehab. 315 00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:49,155 Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin. 316 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:51,992 I guess he was just worried about letting you down. 317 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:54,038 He was? 318 00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:56,452 Yeah. He said he really just wanted to help you 319 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,161 beat Motor Boys. 320 00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:00,961 Oh, man. 321 00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:03,796 Maybe I did overreact. 322 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:06,592 I guess everybody was just trying to help. 323 00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:09,426 Not me. You promised me 20 bucks. 324 00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,557 Okay, it's all set. 325 00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:17,684 I've got the balloons, a bouquet of roses, 326 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,021 and the fourth grade a capella group 327 00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,025 is hiding in the nurse's office. 328 00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:22,487 Why fourth grade? 329 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,407 Because the sixth graders just hit puberty, 330 00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:28,406 and they sound like a bunch of horny sea lions. 331 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,500 Man, I am nervous. 332 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,205 It's gonna be fine. 333 00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,535 And if not, I've got France on speed dial. 334 00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,953 Hey, Gemma, you wanted to see me? 335 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:41,372 Malcolm? What are you doing here? 336 00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:44,541 I thought that I would come by and, uh, surprise you. 337 00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:46,211 Oh, gotta go. 338 00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:48,759 Mrs. Murphy got bit by the class turtle again. 339 00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:51,093 It is hard to go back to lettuce when you've tasted blood. 340 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,190 So, what's going on? 341 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,687 Well, I, um... I've been thinking a lot 342 00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:02,070 about the idea of you moving to France. 343 00:16:02,148 --> 00:16:03,398 And there's something that I... 344 00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:04,903 I'm not going. 345 00:16:04,984 --> 00:16:07,734 What? Really? 346 00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:09,151 Really. 347 00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:11,409 What made you decide to stay? 348 00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:16,121 Well, the more I thought about going, 349 00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:19,744 the more I realized I don't want to mess up my life. 350 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,583 Mess up your life? 351 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:27,089 Yeah. I mean, I know going to Paris 352 00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:29,463 is something I've always dreamed of, 353 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:32,551 but I'm just afraid that 354 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,227 if I give up everything here to go, 355 00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:37,476 and then it doesn't work out, 356 00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:39,569 I'd never forgive myself. 357 00:16:42,397 --> 00:16:43,687 (clears throat softly) 358 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:46,733 You know, I know exactly how you feel. 359 00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:50,114 Which is why you have to go. 360 00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:53,947 What? 361 00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:57,113 Look, Sofia, nothing would make me happier 362 00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,623 than if you stayed. 363 00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:01,915 But you can't let being afraid stop you 364 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,920 from going after something that you want. 365 00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:07,422 'Cause if you do, you'll always be wondering 366 00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:09,795 "what if?" And... 367 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:12,633 that's no way to live. 368 00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:15,309 I'm gonna miss you. 369 00:17:17,098 --> 00:17:19,308 Yeah, no, I, uh... 370 00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:21,392 I miss you already. 371 00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,483 ♪ You are my ♪ 372 00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,655 ♪ Sunshine ♪ 373 00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:31,695 ♪ My only sunshine ♪ 374 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:36,250 ♪ You make me happy. ♪ 375 00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:40,624 This isn't Mr. Cullen's retirement party. 376 00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:42,335 Everybody out. Out, out, out, out! 377 00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:44,795 (balloons popping) 378 00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:54,843 I don't know what Dad's talking about. 379 00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:56,348 My camerawork is great. 380 00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,139 I mean sure, the slow motion didn't work, 381 00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,973 but that was only in the flashbacks. 382 00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:03,893 And there was nothing wrong with my acting. 383 00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:05,648 Although... (sighs) 384 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:08,070 falling out of the wheelchair might have been a bit much. 385 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,200 Yeah, in hindsight, 386 00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:14,948 maybe I shouldn't have licked that wrench. 387 00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:17,993 Oh. Hey, everybody. 388 00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,866 Hey. 389 00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:24,203 Look, uh, I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry for what I said. 390 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,630 You were all just 391 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:29,168 trying to help, and I just kept shutting you down. 392 00:18:29,254 --> 00:18:32,544 Well, baby, you, uh, you weren't wrong. 393 00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:37,052 Yeah, we just watched it again, and we were pretty awful. 394 00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:39,136 Yeah, you were straight trash. 395 00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:42,268 Uh, but the point is, 396 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,400 is you're my family and you're my friend 397 00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:47,067 and that's what the shop is all about, 398 00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:51,406 so I was thinking maybe we all take another crack at it. 399 00:18:51,484 --> 00:18:52,604 You sure? Because we... 400 00:18:52,694 --> 00:18:55,274 I'm in. 401 00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:56,903 Well, me, too. 402 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,910 Oh, what the hell? Let's make a sequel. 403 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:02,412 All right. Come on, well, let's do this thing. 404 00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:05,245 But this time, no sad backstories. 405 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:08,371 Totally agree. But what about, uh, 406 00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,419 (Boston accent): this time I'm a guy from Boston 407 00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:15,423 who, uh, crashed his car after he robbed a bank. 408 00:19:15,508 --> 00:19:18,468 Where the hell is an aesthetic when you need one? 409 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,730 Hi, I'm Calvin Butler. 410 00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:30,932 And here at Calvin's Pit Stop, we guarantee the best repairs 411 00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:33,404 at the lowest prices in town. 412 00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:35,614 Just ask my wife Tina. 413 00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:38,155 He's right. And I don't say that often. 414 00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:39,829 (chuckles) 415 00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:43,536 But don't take our word for it. 416 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,420 Here comes a satisfied customer now. 417 00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:52,466 Wow, these are the best repairs 418 00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:55,795 and the lowest prices in town. 419 00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:57,792 Told you. 420 00:19:57,884 --> 00:20:00,464 Thanks, Calvin's Pit Stop. 421 00:20:02,555 --> 00:20:04,975 So come on down to Calvin's Pit Stop, 422 00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:07,648 where our customers are friends... 423 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:10,977 ALL: And our friends are family. 424 00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,156 (laughter) 425 00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:21,076 We did it. We were on TV! 426 00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:23,457 And in the best time slot of the night. 427 00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,954 Right between Swamp Truckers and Swamp Wives. 428 00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:29,538 Well, I say we celebrate. 429 00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:30,834 Let's go to Ernie's. 430 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,877 Yeah. Let's do it. 431 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,560 Just in case there's paparazzi. 432 00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,353 Captioning sponsored by CBS 433 00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:52,475 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org