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Hey, Tina.
How's it going?
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Don't ask.
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Uh-oh. Is that
a "don't ask don't ask"
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or a "don't ask please ask"?
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Actually, I don't
know why I'm asking,
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'cause either way
I'm gonna ask.
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I just haven't been
feeling right lately,
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so I went to the doctor, and...
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he told me
I'm starting menopause.
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What?!
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You seem way too
young for menopause.
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Don't let thishigh-sittin' booty fool you.
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It is holding onto my lower back for dear life.
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Tina Butler, don't you talk
about your booty that way.
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Your booty is
my booty's personal hero.
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Face it, Gemma,
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I'm turning into an old lady.
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If I try to drop itlike it's hot now,
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I might not be ableto pick it up.
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That's ridiculous.
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You don't understand.
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From here on out,it's all downhill.
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My health is gonna fail,
my memory is gonna go,
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and worst of all,
I might start looking my age!
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Look, I-I know you're upset,
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but this is
a natural part of life.
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And you have
an amazing partner in Calvin
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to help you through it.
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Yeah.
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It's just a huge thing,
you know?
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I don't know how to tell him.
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Well, however
you decide to do it,
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I'm sure it will be right.
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Hey, Tina.
What's for dinner?
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I'm starting menopause!
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No, that's okay.
I had a big lunch.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, Calvin. Whatcha doing?
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I'm just having some lunch,
watching the game.
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I'd offer you a slice,
but I don't want to.
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Why are you doing it out here
when you got
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a couch
and big-screen TV inside?
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Oh. 'Cause Tina is in there
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going through
some major mood swings.
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You ever seen someoneyell, laugh and cry
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all at once?
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It's like a whole Lifetime moviecrammed into one woman.
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I'd watch that.
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I'm telling you, man,
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this menopause thingis no joke.
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I am walking on eggshellsaround there.
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And not just because shethrew a dozen eggs at me.
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Gemma filled me in.
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I figured something was up
when Tina barked at me,
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"You keep walkin', Screech!"
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Let me guess-- she got all sadand teary-eyed after that.
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One of us did.
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Well, at this point,
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I think it's just bestthat I keep my distance
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until this whole messblows over.
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Well, Calvin, menopause
isn't something
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that just "blows over."
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It's a big deal for women.
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You know, when my
mom went through it,
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she was afraid that men
wouldn't see her as a
sexual being anymore.
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And I had to convince her that
she was still smokin' hot.
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Now, that's a Lifetime movie Iwould watch.
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Hey, Marty.Oh, hey, Grover.
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Any chance I could come
and do my laundry here?
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I asked my mom to do it,
but she started crying,
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then laughing,
then she threw an egg at me.
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Sure. Come on in.
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Hey-hey, what's all this?
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I'm building a robot.
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My school has a fighter bot
competition next week,
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and I really want
to beat Spencer.
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Oh, Spencer. Isn't that the kidthat started that rumor
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that your mom
still tucks you in?
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Yeah. Total lie.
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Yeah, I can relate.
When I was in middle school,
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some kid started a rumor
that I practiced kissing
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on my Chewbacca doll.
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That's gross.
No one would do that.
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Yeah. Total lie.
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You know, if you want,I could give you some pointers
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while you build your robot.
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Help you take
this Spencer punk down.
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That'd be great!
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Then we can track down the guy
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who started the rumor about you.
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Yeah, well,
we don't have to look far.
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Malcolm lives right next door.
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Malcolm!
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I'm having another hot flash!
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Crank up the air conditioner!
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Hey, come on, Ma,
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I'm already
freezing to death in here.
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Boy, don't test me.
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My body may be out of eggs,
but I'm not!
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Get the door!
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Hey, Gemma.
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Hey, guys. Oh!
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It's like a meat locker in here.
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You see, Ma?
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Even the white people
are cold in here.
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Hey, girl.
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Thanks for coming over.
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It's so nice when young people
come and visit you.
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Okay, Tina, I
have been thinking
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about what you're
going through,
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and I realized I totally
know how you feel.
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You do?
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Yeah. I know
you're feeling old
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and past your prime.
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I felt the exact same
way when I turned 30.
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Which is nothing like what
you're going through.
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Please don't throw
an egg at me.
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So, what's your point?
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I'm saying I felt like
my days of adventure
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and youth were over.
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But Dave figured out
a way to help me.
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How?
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He took me skydiving.
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Skydiving?
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You mean like gettingoff a plane before it lands?
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Yeah. I know it
sounds crazy,
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but after I jumped, I felt
wild and fun and alive.
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And afterwards, the
idea of getting older
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wasn't so scary anymore.
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Ah. I guessthat makes sense.
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And I think if you try it,
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you'll see that the most
exciting parts of your life
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are still ahead of you.
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You know what?
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What the hell? I'm in.
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We're going skydiving.
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Oh, I'm not going.
I worked out my mess.
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Ho-ho! Nice job,little man.
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Your design looks good.Thanks.
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Now, you sure your mama's okay
with you using all her forks?
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If this thing works,
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I'll be making the rules
around here.
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Wow. Looks like
I helped build twomonsters.
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Here, let's give ita test run.
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Attack this pillow.
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This is gonna be awesome!Yeah.
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GROVER:
No!
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Ah, should've
seen this coming
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when your blueprints
were in crayon.
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What am I gonna do?
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I can't beat Spencerwith this.
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Little man, you can't beat
a Caesar salad with this.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Spencer's gonna have the
whole school making fun of me.
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I should just give up.
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Are you kidding?
There is no way
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we're letting
Spencer win.
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What am I going to do?
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My robot just losta pillow fight.
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To a pillow!
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Okay, don't worry,
I got a plan.
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I'm gonna take this down
to the robotics lab at JPL
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and give this thing
some serious firepower.
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You can do that?
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Well, I can
definitely do better
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than a table
setting for eight.
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Awesome! I can't waitto tell my mom
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when she tucks me...
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I mean, when Iput myselfto bed.
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Yeah, that's okay.
We both know I made
out with that doll.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Damn, it's
white-people cold in here.
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What's that behind your back?
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These.Oh...
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They're gorgeous. Oh.
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And I got 'em from an actual
flower shop this time,
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not that creepy dude that
lives by the off-ramp.
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Thank you, baby. Mm!
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Hey, look, babe.
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You know, as a man,
there's no way for me
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to understand what
you're feeling,
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and I just want to
let you know that...
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you're not in this alone.
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So no matter what
the future holds,
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you're my ride-or-die.
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That is really great to hear.
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Mm.You know, 'causeI've been thinking
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about us doingsomething a little crazy.
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You know? To make us feelyoung and wild again.
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Well, all right!
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Oh!
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Malcolm! If you
home, get out!
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No, no, no, baby.
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I'm talking about somethingoutside of the house.
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Oh. So you're trying
to get freakyfreaky.
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: Okay.
All right, Malcolm,
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you can stay-- we're leaving.
Come on, now.No, no,
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no, no, baby.
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We're not leaving.
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We're going skydiving.
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Skydiving?Mm-hmm.
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Please tell me that's
a new position.
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No. I will be jumpingout of an airplane tomorrow.
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And now that I knowwe're in this together,
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I don't have to do it alone.
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Right?
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C-C-Can men get
the menopause?
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Huh?
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'Cause I'm having
a hot flash.
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Oh.
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Great. I'm glad you're here.
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Oh, here we go.
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Whenever you'reglad to see me,you need my help.
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That's not true.
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But I need your help.
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Look, I need you to
convince your mother
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not to go skydiving.
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Why, Pop?
Are you worried about her?
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No. I'm worried about me.
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Okay, then just tell her
you don't want to go.
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I can't do that.
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This is important
to the woman I love.
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I got to pretend
like I care.
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Oh, so you want me
to be the bad guy
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and kill her dreams
so you don't have to?
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Good. So you get it.
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All right, today's
the big day.
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And I support that.
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Come on. Go.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Ma, look,
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about this whole,
uh, skydiving thing?
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You know, I couldn't
sleep all night worrying
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that something might
happen to you.
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I mean, jumping out of a plane--that's really dangerous.
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Oh, you don't haveto worry about that.
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It's a lot saferthan you think.
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Yeah, maybe, but still,
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what if something
goes wrong? What if...?
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Malcolm! Stop it!
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What?
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This is very importantto your mother.
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We raised youbetter than that.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Okay,
but-but think...
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about the risk, right?
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Have you considered...?
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Your mother's feelings?
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Because I have,and you should, too.
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Oh, it's okay, Calvin.
You know, he's just...
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You know what, Ma? Pop
is right. You shouldgo.
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What?Yeah, I was
being selfish.
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I should be
more supportive.
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Like you, Pop.
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Aw. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Now, now, now,now, hold-hold on now.
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You know, the-the moreI think about it,
260
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Malcolm did makesome good points.
261
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And you're alwaystelling him
262
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that he's smarterthan I think he is.
263
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,854
Nope, you
convinced me.
264
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I was completely
wrong.
265
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Go ahead, Ma. I'll see
you when you get back.Ah.
266
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Ifyou get back.
267
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Whoa!
268
00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,621
Is that my
fighter bot?!
269
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It sure is.
270
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Complete with an infrared,
271
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motion-activatedtargeting system
272
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and artificial intelligence.
273
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Awesome!
What does that mean?
274
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It means once we activate theAI, the robot controls itself.
275
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So I didn't build it,
and I don't control it.
276
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How is this still my project?
277
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Well, I wrote your nameon the bottom.
278
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It's good enough for me.All right.
279
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Okay, let me show youhow this works.
280
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Okay.
281
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MARTY:
All right.
282
00:12:38,822 --> 00:12:41,303
Right now,it's learning its environment.
283
00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:44,697
And now, it's lookingfor a target.
284
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Uh, now we better run!
285
00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:51,704
Oh!
286
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,796
Come on.
287
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,711
Thanks againfor arranging this, Dave.
288
00:12:58,755 --> 00:13:00,757
Yeah, Dave.
289
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,281
You definitely got
some payback coming.Ah.
290
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,023
Uh, wow, Calvin. I thought you
were gonna be mad about this.
291
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,678
Okay, jumpers,
292
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,767
I hope you all enjoyed
the instructional video.
293
00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:13,901
And not to brag, but those were
my hands doing the buckles.
294
00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:17,687
So, does anyone
have any questions?
295
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,777
Yeah, I do. Um, how
dangerous is this?
296
00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:23,736
And, you know, I'm not
asking for me, but...
297
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,827
our unsupportive son is
very worried about us.
298
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,612
There's no reason
to be afraid.
299
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,832
We've had thousands of jumps
without any accidents.
300
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,964
One lady even jumped
with her cat.
301
00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:35,705
Spoiler alert-- it was me!
302
00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:38,708
Aw, that's so cute,
303
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,189
but I ain't jumpingwith no damn cat.Yeah.
304
00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,713
Oh, don't worry.
He's not here, but want to see
305
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:47,195
some pictures of himin his jumpsuit?
306
00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:49,240
Okay, Calvin...
307
00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:51,242
I can tell that
you're nervous,
308
00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,331
but trust me,
you're gonna be fine.
309
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,725
In the military, I
jumped dozens of times,
310
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and almost all of 'em
went off without a hitch.
311
00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:02,863
Almost?What do you mean "almost"?
312
00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:05,126
I don't really like
to talk about it,
313
00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:07,563
but there was one
night jump outside of Baghdad.
314
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,957
Yeah, our plane was
under heavy fire,
315
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,308
so... we had to bail
out fast and low,
316
00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:16,615
and I... I got
pretty messed up.
317
00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:19,227
Wow. Dave, were you shot?
318
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:22,012
Oh, no. I landed
in an olive tree.
319
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:28,845
Spent the whole night fighting
off this, oh, very horny owl.
320
00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:32,762
Uh, quick follow-up.
321
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,982
Will there be owls?
322
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,985
Oh, come on, Calvin.
323
00:14:38,028 --> 00:14:39,725
Are you gonna do this
with me or not?
324
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,902
I thought you saidyou were my ride-or-die.
325
00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:46,645
Yeah, but right now, I'm
focusing on the "ride" part.
326
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,125
Okay, since you two
are beginners,
327
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:49,779
you're gonna be tandem jumping,which means
328
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,259
you'll be strapped
to an expert.
329
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:53,043
Tina, you're gonna be with me.Ah.
330
00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:56,264
And, uh, what expert
will I be strapped to?
331
00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:58,919
Hey, buddy.
332
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Oh, hell no.
333
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:05,751
I'd rather spend the nightwith a horny owl.
334
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,890
Okay, I thinkit's gone into sleep mode.
335
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,544
I'm gonna slowly getto the controller
336
00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:18,025
and hit the kill switch.
337
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,940
Whoa!
338
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,072
Okay, plan B--we live up here forever.
339
00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:24,379
What are we gonna do?!
340
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,728
Well, don't worry.
As long as we stay up here,
341
00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,077
we're perfectly safe.
342
00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:28,949
So it can't climb stairs?
343
00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,167
We are notsafe.
344
00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:31,734
Oh...
345
00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:35,912
Hey, guys.
What are you doing up there?
346
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,133
Mom, look out!
347
00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:42,484
Oh, is that your little robot?
348
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,181
Gemma, freeze!
349
00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:45,878
Okay, I don't have timeto explain,
350
00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,358
but I built your sona killer robot.
351
00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:50,100
It may have acquiredthe taste for blood.
352
00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:52,363
What?! Why would you do that?!
353
00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,409
Because Malcolm saidI kissed Chewbacca!
354
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:56,846
Well, what do I do?!
355
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,283
Okay, I can hear the panicin your voice.
356
00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,155
And so can it. Run!
357
00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:04,158
What? Oh!
358
00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:05,768
Come on!
359
00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,597
Oh!Make it stop! Make it stop!
360
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,079
Okay, stay here.
361
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,950
I'm gonna help her.
362
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:16,605
Oh!
363
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,650
She was a nice lady.
364
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,700
Marty, I thinkthis belongs to you.
365
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,879
How did you beat it?
366
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,968
I'm married to Dave.
367
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:34,101
You think that's the first
crazy robot I've had to kill?
368
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:42,848
Dear Lord, I know
I'm not a perfect man,
369
00:16:42,892 --> 00:16:45,112
but pleaselet me land safely.
370
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:47,157
Amen.
371
00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:50,943
Okay, guys, we're
approaching the jump zone.
372
00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:53,294
Who's ready to see if
these new chutes work?
373
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,818
Just kidding.
They're ancient.
374
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,082
Tina... we're up.
375
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,258
Okay. All right.
376
00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:03,217
Uh...
377
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,870
Aah. Aah.
378
00:17:04,914 --> 00:17:06,916
All right.
379
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:11,399
Time for Tina Butler to show
the world she ain't giving up!
380
00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,401
Let's do this!
381
00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:22,627
Oh, hell no, I can't do it!
382
00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:24,368
Oh. No!
383
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:26,370
I can't do it!
I can't do it!
384
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,329
You can. Yes,
you can, Tina.
385
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:31,071
Aah. Okay. Okay. All right.
386
00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:34,422
I'm good. I'm good.I can do it.
387
00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,862
Oh, God! Aah!
388
00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:42,038
Aah! No! No! Oh.
389
00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:44,954
Oh, no. Uh, I-I wa...
390
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,999
I shouldn't have
brought you up here.
391
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:48,566
Why did I think
I could do this?
392
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,395
Tina, trust me,you're gonna be fine.
393
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:55,051
He's right. Although by law,
we can't guarantee that.
394
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,011
This was a stupid idea--
395
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:01,884
trying to convince myself
I'm young and adventurous.
396
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:05,061
I-I got to face it-- I-I-I'mtoo old, and it's too late.
397
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,280
No, Tina,
398
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,151
don't you talk like that.
399
00:18:08,195 --> 00:18:10,153
There's nothing old about you.
400
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,373
You're just tryingto make me feel better.
401
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,245
No... I'm not.
402
00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:18,292
Now, Tina, I know
that you think life is over,
403
00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:19,902
but it's not true.
404
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:22,383
You've got
so many adventures left,
405
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,994
and I'm gonna be
right there by your side.
406
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,389
Like I said,
I'm your ride-or-die, baby!
407
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,348
Calvin,you can't see it,
408
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:33,350
but my goggles arefilling up with tears.
409
00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:37,006
So what do you say, babe?
410
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,965
Are you ready to jump out
of this plane together?
411
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:43,578
I love you, Calvin,
but you don't have to do this.
412
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:46,537
Tina, I meant what I said
about standing by your side.
413
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:49,932
Except for right now,
'cause I'm going first!
414
00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:51,020
Oh.
415
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,982
And in case I don't make it,
416
00:18:57,026 --> 00:19:00,029
I got 320 bucksin my sock drawer!
417
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,945
No, you don't! I used it
to pay for this!
418
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:04,860
What?
419
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,256
Oh.
420
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:11,736
All right, Tina,
are you ready to do this?
421
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:12,998
You're damn right!
422
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,697
Now enjoy the rideon my high-sitting booty.
423
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,656
You're flying first class!
424
00:19:25,141 --> 00:19:27,970
See, Tina? Isn't
this amazing?
425
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,754
Oh, it sure is.
426
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,191
And you're not
scared anymore?
427
00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,279
Oh, not at all.
428
00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:34,498
In fact,
I've never felt so peaceful.
429
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:40,287
Calvin, calm down!
430
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,941
Calm down! Oh...
431
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:45,857
Calm down, Calvin!
432
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,773
And look-- there's
Calvin and Dave below us.
433
00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,776
Oh, I wish I could seeCalvin's face right now.
434
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,736
I bet he's loving thisas much as I am.
435
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,311
Oh, my God, you're
worse than the owl!
436
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,792
No! Aah! Aah!
437
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