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Okay, we're almost there.
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Calvin,
how you doing on your side?
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I'm good.
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Oh.
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Whoa! What's that?
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I have no idea.
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It just got delivered
from my Grandpa Ed.
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Well, it's not complainingabout my cooking,
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so it can't beGrandma Jean.
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All right, well, Calvin,help me open this thing up.All right.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, cool! It's Rudolph!
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So, just to be clear,
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this is not your grandmother?
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I can't believe it.
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He gave me his
moose head.
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Why would your grandfather
send you that?
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It looked so good in Michigan
where I couldn't see it.
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He must've remembered how much
I love this thing. You know,
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I was actually with him
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when he brought this
magnificent beast down.
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I didn't knowyou used to hunt.
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Oh, I didn't. We were
driving to mini golf,
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and he hit it
on Route 43.
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I know how you feel, buddy.
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I never saw Dave coming, either.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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What's up, Dave?
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You taking your moose
for a walk?
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Yeah, you know,
I was gonna put it up,
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but Gemma and I talked it over
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and agreed it should go
in the garage.
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Oh. Well, I guess we know
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who wears the antlers
in your house.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means you got run over
worse than that moose did.
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You know, Gemma and I
are equal partners.
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We make all of our
decisions together.
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Let me tell yousomething about marriage, Dave.
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Someone always makesthe decisions.
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And if you don't knowwho that is, it ain't you.
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Come on. That is
just another one
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of your old-fashioned
relationship theories,
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like how the husband
can't be the little spoon.
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Trust me, Dave.
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Gemma's manipulating you.
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You watch.
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The next time you makea decision, you'll see.
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She's callingall the shots.
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That's where you're wrong.
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Being the little
spoon was myidea.
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All I'm saying, if this
were my moose head,
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it would be up on
my wall right now
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no matter who didn't like it.
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Well, in that case,
do you want it?
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No, thank you.
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If I wanted some big, goofy face
in my living room,
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I'll invite you over.
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Oh, hey, babe.Hey.
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Junk.
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Junk.
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"Save the children."
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Junk.
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Oh.
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Oh.What?
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Tina, our accountant
finished our taxes.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh,
are we getting a refund?
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Hold-hold on now,
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'cause this could
go either way.
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You're right. You're right.Come on, come on.
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Lord...
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everything we haveis because of you.
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So please don't make us shareany of it with the government.
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Amen.
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A-A-And, Lord,
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you know I was just playing
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about not saving
the kids, right?
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Amen.Amen.
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Okay.
All right.
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Ooh, baby, open it.
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Okay.Oh...
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Oh...
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we gettin' a refund!
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Ha ha!
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Check it out, babe.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.Look at that.
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And it's even gota comma in it.
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You know what that means, right?
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You bet I do.
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BOTH:
Money dance! Money dance!
Money dance!
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Money dance!Money dance!
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Ah, oh! Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it.
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Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it.
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Get it. Hey!
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You know, stuff like this
is the reason
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I never have my friends
come over.
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Don't hate, Malcolm.
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Your mom and I just found out
we getting a fat tax refund.
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Yeah, that's great, Pop.
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Maybe you can use
some of that money
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for the therapy I'm gonna need
after seeing this.
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Calvin, this is way morethan last year.
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What are we gonnaspend it on?
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It is a lot, babe.
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You know, maybe we can getthat thing that we talked about.
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Mm, you're right.
Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
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Oh, what y'all gonna get?
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A massage chair.A trip to Italy.
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Calvin, I've wanted to go toItaly for years; you know that.
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Babe, a trip to Italy
will be over in a week.
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I can eat spaghetti in my
massage chair forever.
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I'm not gettinga massage chair.
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And I'm not going to Italy.
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I don't know why tax season
gets such a bad rap.
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This is fun.
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Oh, hey, honey.How was work?
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Rough.
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I had to fire our Latin teacher.
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Really? Why?
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Turns out she doesn't
speak Latin.
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For the last six monthsshe's just been making up words.
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I'm exhausted. What do you say
we order dinner in?
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Oh, yeah. What should we get?
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I don't care. You pick.
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You know, Italian
sounds good to me.
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Mm, perfect.
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Although, Chinese
sounds good, too.
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Okay, then let's do Chinese.
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Good choice, sweetie.
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Whatever makes you happy.
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So, you want to watch
something tonight
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after Grover goes to bed?
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Oh, yeah, there's thisnew documentary
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that I really want to check out.
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Great.
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Unless you're more in the mood
for a romantic comedy.
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Sure.
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Yay. Let's do that, then.
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Uh...
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You know, summer's coming up,
and, uh,
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we should really decide
what camp to send Grover to.
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Good thinking. Is there one
that you're leaning towards?
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I don't know, is...
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is there one you're
leaning towards?
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Honestly, I haven't had time
to give it much thought.
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Well, I was thinking
soccer camp.
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Then soccer camp it is.
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Really?
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Yeah. Totally.
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All right.
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Although maybe art camp
would be fun.
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Terrific.
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Good choice, sweetie.
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I love it when
you take control.
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What's up, Pop?
What's that?
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It's a gift basket
for your mother.
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It's my way of telling her
we're going to Italy.
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All right, check you out, Pop,being a good husband,
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taking your wife on her trip.
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Oh, I'm a great husband.Yeah.
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But we ain't going nowhere.
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I'm getting my massage chair.
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Wait, say what?
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It's simple.
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See, when she sees that
I put what she wants
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above what I want,
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she'll feel way too guilty
to accept the trip,
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and tell me to get
my massage chair.
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It's like they say:
guilty wife, happy life.
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Hey, who's that for?
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Aha. This is for you.
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It's my way of telling you
that we are going to Italy.
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The real one.
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Not the little one downtown.
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Oh, my God, are...are you serious?
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Am I really going to Italy?
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Would I lie to you?
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You and I are going to roam
around Rome
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and get it on in Milan.
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Well, baby, what aboutyour massage chair?
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Eh, you know, the more
I thought about it,
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I just didn't feel right puttingwhat I want over what you want.
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No...
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I'm just not that guy.
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Malcolm, can you believethis man?!
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No.
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Both of you need to stop. Okay?
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Especially you, Malcolm.
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Baby, you know what,this is so sweet of you, but...
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I can't accept these.
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What?
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Why ever would you say
such a thing?
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Because if we went to Italy,
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the whole time,I'd feel guilty
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because you gave upwhat you wanted for me.
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Do you think you canreturn the tickets?
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I don't know, babe,
uh... Oh, yeah.
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Look at there. Looks like I didget the refundable ones, so...
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Oh. Great. Great.
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And, baby, you know what?
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I want you to take that money,
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and you get yourselfthat massage chair.
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Massage chair?Yeah.
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What? Oh, that. No.
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Yes. Yes! Yes.
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That. Because you deserve it.
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Well, Pop, I hope
you're proud of yourself.
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I am.
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Because the gift basket is
refundable, too.
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Hey, sweetie, we're--
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Holy moly!
That's the moose head.
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Oh, hey, guys.
What do you think?
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I think it's awesome.
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We have something dead
on our wall.
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Ha. You got that right, bud.
And more good news.
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We're having Italian
for dinner.
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And you knowwhat the best part is?
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No matter where you are,
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it always feelslike he's looking at you.
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Sweetie,
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could I talk to Dadfor a minute?
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Can I have ice cream
while you talk?
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Sure.Take your time.
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Dave, what the
hell is going on?
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I thought we decided that the
moose was going in the garage.
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You know,here's the truth.
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Last night, I realizedsomething about the way
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that you and Imake all of our decisions.
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What's that?Well...
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that you make all
of our decisions.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, I-I don't know if you're
conscious of this or not,
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but when you want something,
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you can be a little...
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manipulative.
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Oh, come on.
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I don't think
you mean that.
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You just did it right there!
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Okay, if I'm so "manipulative,"
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then why do I always ask you
for your opinion?
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I honestly don't know.
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But think about it.
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You know, whether it'swhat's for dinner
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or Grover's summer camp,
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you ask me what I want
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and then you pickwhatever you wanted all along.
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Dave, you're
being ridiculous.
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Maybe I am.
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But you know what?
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I like the moose head.
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And since you care so much
about myopinion,
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I say it stays.
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Oh. Look at that.
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That's our Italian.
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Ooh, yeah.
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That's right.
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Get on up in there.
Don't be shy.
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Let's see if we can take it up
a level with, uh...
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Ooh, vibration.
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Man, you're stillin that thing?
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Hell yeah.
264
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The only downside is
265
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I'm vibrating so hard,
I see two of you.
266
00:12:32,207 --> 00:12:35,166
Well, I can't believe you're
okay fooling Mom like this.
267
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What kind of a husband
does that?
268
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A good one.
269
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You know,
270
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not every man cares enough
271
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to trick his wife
into being happy.
272
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Okay, well,I will see you guys later.
273
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All right. Where you going?
274
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Well, I'm gonna pop
over to see Gemma,
275
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then head to the market.
276
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I am making you
a special dinner tonight.
277
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What's the occasion?
278
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You are.
279
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You know,you giving up your massage chair
280
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just to make me happy
just reminded me
281
00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:06,589
of how lucky I am
to have a husband like you.
282
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Oh.
283
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:14,075
Wow, Pop.
284
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Look how selflessMom is being.
285
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,601
She must've learned that
from you.
286
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I'll see you later.
287
00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,175
How you feel now?
288
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Terrible.
289
00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:30,874
I'm sitting in a massage chair.
290
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,920
I'm getting a special dinner.
291
00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,400
My wife loves me.
292
00:13:36,706 --> 00:13:38,708
Why does everything
happen to me?
293
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,668
Hey, Tina.Hey, girl.
294
00:13:42,712 --> 00:13:44,061
I just stopped by to--
295
00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,411
Damn, Gemma!
296
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,285
Why is there a cow on your wall?
297
00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,462
Dave insisted on putting it up.
298
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,116
If there was
any room next to it,
299
00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,639
I'd put his head up there.
300
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,163
Well, if you
hate it so much,
301
00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:00,861
then tell him
to take it down.
302
00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:04,821
I did, and he accused me
of being manipulative.
303
00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:05,996
Oh, wow.
304
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,042
So he figured it out.
305
00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,610
Figured what out?
306
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:13,743
That you manipulate
him sometimes.
307
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:14,918
I do not.
308
00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,180
It's okay, Gemma.
309
00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:17,703
All good wives do.
310
00:14:17,747 --> 00:14:20,881
It's how we let our husbands
think they're in charge.
311
00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:23,579
You know what they say--
312
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sneaky wife, happy life.
313
00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:28,149
That's ridiculous.
314
00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:29,541
No, it's not.
315
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,935
In fact,
I am manipulating Calvin
316
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,589
right now.
317
00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:34,938
You are?
318
00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:37,723
Yeah. He tried to be slick
with our tax refund,
319
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:40,857
but I saw his ass coming.
320
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,251
Right now, he's
in his brand-new massage chair
321
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:45,035
feeling like
the worst husband ever.
322
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,037
And the only thing that's
gonna make him feel better
323
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,256
is taking me to Italy.
324
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:49,997
Home of Pinocchio,
325
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,738
another puppet
who thought he was a real boy.
326
00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:56,090
Tina,that's terrible.Mm.
327
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,962
Do you think
it would work for me?
328
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:01,965
Nah. At this point, there's
only one thing you can do.
329
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,794
You got to find something
that he hates just as much
330
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,318
as you hate
that stupid thing.
331
00:15:07,362 --> 00:15:09,973
Well, there is one thing
he absolutely hates
332
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,193
more than anything in the world.
333
00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:13,368
See? There you go.
334
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,457
Now you're thinking
like a good wife.
335
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,680
:Just put that over there.
336
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,641
Hey, what are you guys doing?
337
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:28,035
Pop had a change of heart.
338
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:32,691
Yeah, I'm returning the chair.
339
00:15:32,735 --> 00:15:34,737
What?!
340
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:38,523
I changed my mind, babe.
I'm taking you to Italy.
341
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,265
Oh... Whoa, whoa.
342
00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:45,182
: Now, t-this is comingout of left field.
343
00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:48,142
You know, I just couldn't
accept this chair
344
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:51,493
knowing that you gave up
what you wanted for me.
345
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:54,017
Aw.
346
00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:57,586
Baby, I don't, I don't think
you should be doing this.
347
00:15:57,629 --> 00:16:00,328
Tina, I'm in charge here.
348
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,029
And we are going to Italy.
349
00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:08,075
Okay.
350
00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:10,033
Uh-huh.
351
00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:12,470
You know I love a man
who's in control.
352
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,472
Mm-hmm.
353
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,258
Ooh! Oh, I am so excited.
354
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:20,348
I'm-a put these groceries away
and then book that hotel.
355
00:16:20,391 --> 00:16:21,784
I mean, look at hotels.
356
00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:29,748
That's a good woman
right there, boy.
357
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,850
Gemma!
358
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:47,288
Hey, sweetie, what's up?
359
00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:49,203
What is your aunt's
creepy doll collection
360
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:50,421
doing down here?
361
00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,423
Well, I was up in the attic
362
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,425
and I came across themand I thought,
363
00:16:54,469 --> 00:16:56,819
"These would look great
in the living room," you know?
364
00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:00,083
You know that these dolls
freak me out.
365
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:01,737
Are you honestly gonna tell me
that at least half of them
366
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,086
didn't kill their owners?
367
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,088
Well, they're not going anywhere
368
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,872
until you takethat thing down.
369
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:10,093
Okay, all right.
Nice try, Gemma.
370
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:13,662
But it's not gonna work, becauseyou made a classic mistake.
371
00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:15,664
What?You brought dolls
372
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:18,058
to a moose fight.
373
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:23,498
If you think I made a mistake,you must have forgotten about...
374
00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:27,067
...Eleanor.
375
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,504
Eleanor.
376
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:33,073
I'd be careful what you say
in front of her, Dave.
377
00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:36,511
You know how mad she gets.
378
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:38,861
Gemma, I'm serious.
I'm not afraid to hit a doll.
379
00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:43,996
DOLL :
Whee, let's play!
380
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,520
No!
381
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,481
Uh-oh, Dave.
382
00:17:50,525 --> 00:17:52,875
You hurt
Eleanor's friend.
383
00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:55,530
You better keep an eye out.
384
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,532
Just like she does.
385
00:17:57,575 --> 00:18:00,012
Gemma, I'm not takingthat moose head down.
386
00:18:00,056 --> 00:18:01,623
What was that? Oh.
387
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,842
Well, Eleanor told me
she's afraid of it,
388
00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:08,108
so she's gonna have
to sleep with us.
389
00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:15,898
Fine!
390
00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:19,206
Fine! I'll takethe moose head down.
391
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,208
Thank you.
392
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:23,862
Yeah, but just so you know,I'm n-- I'm not making this up.
393
00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:26,256
You make all
the decisions for us.
394
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,866
That is not true.
395
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:30,826
Yes, it is. Name one decision
that I've made around here.
396
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,828
You picked the TV.
397
00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:34,830
Nope. I wanted a bigger screen.
398
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:37,049
Okay. You picked the couch.
399
00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:38,399
No, I wanted leather.
400
00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:41,141
You said that I could
sit on my baseball glove.
401
00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:43,926
Okay, well,
402
00:18:43,969 --> 00:18:45,232
what about this tacky lamp?
403
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,668
You must have picked that.
404
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,757
That was a wedding gift
from your mother.
405
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,328
I actually kind of like it.
406
00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:55,938
Oh, my God.
407
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:59,159
Do I really make
all the decisions for us?
408
00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:01,639
Sometimes I wonder
if I even picked little spoon.
409
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,123
Oh, sweetie.
410
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:10,648
I had no ideaI was doing that to you.
411
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,433
I am so sorry.
412
00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:16,045
It-It's okay, I-I didn't
realize you were, either.
413
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,656
That's how good you are.
414
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:22,138
Okay, well, now that I know,
I promise
415
00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,532
to do a better job
of listening to you.
416
00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:26,142
Thank you.
417
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:29,363
And you promise not to put anymore severed heads on our wall?
418
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,585
I'll try.
419
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:38,937
Okay, I'll put the dolls away.
420
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:42,245
All right. I'm gonna start
taking down this moose head.
421
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,682
Or, there is something else
we could do.
422
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,772
What's that?We could go upstairsand have sex.
423
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:49,687
Like I said,
you always know best.
424
00:19:56,564 --> 00:19:58,740
Hey. Be gentle with her.
425
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,176
And don't worry, girl.
426
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:04,528
No matter how far they take you,I will find you.
427
00:20:06,313 --> 00:20:07,966
Hey, Calvin.
428
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,533
Getting rid of the chair, huh?
429
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:12,710
Yeah. Tina didn'twant me to, but, uh,
430
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,321
I'm the man of the house.
431
00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:17,976
I'm the one who makes
our decisions.
432
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:21,806
Looks like Gemma finally madeyou take down your moose.
433
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:24,026
No. I decided to do it.
434
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,985
After all,
I'm the man of the house, too.
435
00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:28,770
Well, good for you.
436
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:32,513
ELEANOR:
Peekaboo. I see you.
437
00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:34,297
What's that?
438
00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:43,306
:It's Eleanor.
439
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:46,266
Dave, it's just a dumb doll.
440
00:20:46,309 --> 00:20:47,658
Why are you so scared?
441
00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:51,314
Because I locked herin the attic 30 minutes ago.
442
00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:53,229
ELEANOR:
Hi, Calvin.
443
00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:55,057
Do you like to play?
444
00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,452
Oh, hell no.
That's the devil's toy!
445
00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:00,192
Go! Go, Dave!