1 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,947 Hey, Dave. What's going on? 2 00:00:13,991 --> 00:00:16,037 Oh, hey, Calvin. Just picking upmy new lawn signs 3 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,603 for the campaign. 4 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:19,953 [grunts] What do you think? 5 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:23,174 I think you're gonna look greatwith a blacked out tooth 6 00:00:23,218 --> 00:00:25,002 and the word "dork" across your forehead. 7 00:00:27,222 --> 00:00:29,702 Yeah, I didn't think about the kids vandalizing my signs. 8 00:00:29,746 --> 00:00:31,878 Who said anything about kids? 9 00:00:31,922 --> 00:00:33,184 [chuckles] 10 00:00:33,228 --> 00:00:35,056 So you're really gonna go through with this? 11 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:38,102 Hell, yeah. Look, we need stronger schools, safer parks, 12 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:39,756 and when it comes to our city government, 13 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:42,454 we need to have an open dialogue.Well, great. 14 00:00:42,498 --> 00:00:44,587 You open that one,and I'll close this one. 15 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:46,719 I'm serious, Calvin. 16 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:48,373 We need strong representation, 17 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,636 and we haven't been getting it from Isaiah Evans. 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,292 Look, Isaiah has beenour councilman for a long time. 19 00:00:54,336 --> 00:00:55,554 People love him. 20 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,208 He led the march on Washington. 21 00:00:57,252 --> 00:00:59,210 You mean with Martin Luther King? 22 00:00:59,254 --> 00:01:02,605 No. The marchon Washington Boulevard. 23 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:07,218 We wanted that Chipotle,and he got it for us. 24 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:09,525 Okay, but that was a long time ago, 25 00:01:09,568 --> 00:01:11,266 and he hasn't done anything since. 26 00:01:11,309 --> 00:01:13,790 Calvin, don't you want someone who's gonna roll up his sleeves 27 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:15,487 and make an impact on this community? 28 00:01:15,531 --> 00:01:18,447 Nope. I don't like governmenttelling me what to do. 29 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:20,275 I got Tina for that. 30 00:01:21,972 --> 00:01:23,887 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 31 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,106 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 32 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:35,028 Hi, this is Dave Johnson. 33 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:36,291 I'm running for city council, 34 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:38,075 and I'm calling to ask for your support. 35 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,731 Yeah, I'm the white guy. 36 00:01:42,732 --> 00:01:44,821 Well, yes, Dave is the one 37 00:01:44,864 --> 00:01:47,040 who got the speed bumpput in on Evergreen. 38 00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:48,694 [chuckles] 39 00:01:48,738 --> 00:01:51,044 Oh, you hit it too hardand messed up your alignment? 40 00:01:51,088 --> 00:01:52,655 [chuckles] 41 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,744 Well, take it on down to Calvin's Pit Stop 42 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:55,919 and vote for Dave Johnson. 43 00:02:04,232 --> 00:02:07,017 Grover, you are licking too slow. 44 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,802 You are dabbing when you should be sliding. 45 00:02:09,846 --> 00:02:11,326 Here, let me show you. [clears throat] 46 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:14,503 Ah... Aah! Paper cut! 47 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,508 Now you're bleedingwhen you should be dabbing. 48 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:24,991 So, I was thinking of invitingthe women from the neighborhood 49 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:27,429 for an elegant ladies' afternoon. 50 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:29,431 You know, put out the good china, 51 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:31,955 serve some tea and scones. 52 00:02:31,998 --> 00:02:34,610 Tea and scones?Is Dave going to be a councilman 53 00:02:34,653 --> 00:02:35,872 or a Disney princess? 54 00:02:35,915 --> 00:02:37,395 [chuckles] 55 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,355 I'm just trying to help him. 56 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:42,008 Most of the neighborhood just knows him 57 00:02:42,052 --> 00:02:44,881 as the jogger in short shorts who's terrified of squirrels. 58 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:48,798 Hey, hey. 59 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:50,321 Ooh, well, well, well. 60 00:02:50,365 --> 00:02:52,497 Look who showed up to volunteer. 61 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:56,545 So, Calvin, you finally ready to ride the Dave wave? 62 00:02:57,894 --> 00:02:59,287 [chuckles]: No. 63 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:01,202 Tina told me there was a deli tray. 64 00:03:01,245 --> 00:03:02,507 Forget the Dave wave. 65 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,422 I'm ready to jump on the ham tram. 66 00:03:07,251 --> 00:03:09,253 You know, I don't get it.Why won't you support me? 67 00:03:09,297 --> 00:03:10,907 I supported youwhen Old Miss Kim accused you 68 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:12,213 of stealingher garden gnome. 69 00:03:12,256 --> 00:03:14,040 That's because I didn't do it. 70 00:03:14,084 --> 00:03:15,477 I was just the lookout. 71 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,089 I'm serious, Calvin. 72 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,918 You know, people around herereally look up to you, 73 00:03:21,961 --> 00:03:24,790 and your endorsementcould help my campaign. 74 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:28,011 And I'd give it to you, Dave, except for one small problem. 75 00:03:28,054 --> 00:03:29,839 This deli tray has 76 00:03:29,882 --> 00:03:31,536 a better chance of winning than you do. 77 00:03:32,624 --> 00:03:35,497 Ooh, spicy mustard. 78 00:03:36,541 --> 00:03:39,152 I wouldn't underestimatemy husband. 79 00:03:39,196 --> 00:03:41,372 Back in Kalamazoo,he got them to shut down 80 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:42,895 the strip clubnext to the school. 81 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,288 Oh, good for him. 82 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:45,855 Yeah, I was so proud. 83 00:03:45,898 --> 00:03:48,466 Even though it put half my cousins out of work. 84 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:52,601 This isn't Kalamazoo. 85 00:03:52,644 --> 00:03:54,385 This neighborhood is 80% black, 86 00:03:54,429 --> 00:03:56,822 and Dave is 100% white. 87 00:03:57,997 --> 00:04:00,217 110% when he wears his Crocs. 88 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:03,742 You know, so what if I'm white? 89 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,614 This community will vote for the best person 90 00:04:05,657 --> 00:04:07,137 for the job.That's what I believe. 91 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,009 And I believe I'm gonna take my sandwich to go. 92 00:04:10,053 --> 00:04:12,316 All aboard the ham tram! 93 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,579 Toot, toot! 94 00:04:19,323 --> 00:04:22,283 Well, I hope you're happy. 95 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:25,024 Oh, I am. You know, I had my doubts at first, 96 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:27,636 but spicy mustard was the way to go. 97 00:04:29,986 --> 00:04:31,379 I'm talking about Dave. 98 00:04:31,422 --> 00:04:33,294 We're all over there supporting him. 99 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:35,948 Why won't you?Because 100 00:04:35,992 --> 00:04:37,428 I don't want him to look like 101 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:39,517 the white guy who thinks he knows better, 102 00:04:39,561 --> 00:04:42,781 swooping in to fix all the black folks' problems. 103 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,392 If I wanted a white savior, 104 00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:47,003 I'd watch Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side. 105 00:04:50,441 --> 00:04:52,443 Calvin, you love that movie. 106 00:04:52,487 --> 00:04:53,923 I don't love that movie. 107 00:04:53,966 --> 00:04:55,751 I just said, "Don't change the channel." 108 00:04:56,795 --> 00:04:59,320 Okay, you're right. 109 00:04:59,363 --> 00:05:01,626 Some people may think Dave is that way. 110 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,889 But that's not who he is, and you know that. 111 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:06,936 That's because I'm an evolved man, Tina. 112 00:05:08,503 --> 00:05:10,243 You can't expect the rest of the neighborhood 113 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,333 to be as open-minded as me. 114 00:05:14,422 --> 00:05:16,337 Open-minded? Seriously? 115 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:17,860 You refuse to watch a movie 116 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:19,514 if it has subtitles. 117 00:05:19,557 --> 00:05:23,039 If I wanted to read, I'd get an audiobook. 118 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:28,653 All I know is Dave cares about this community. 119 00:05:28,697 --> 00:05:30,176 Councilman Evans 120 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:31,830 has been coasting for years. 121 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,223 All he ever does is brag 122 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,007 about the time he met Eddie Murphy. 123 00:05:35,051 --> 00:05:37,009 Tina, but you got to admit, 124 00:05:37,053 --> 00:05:39,055 that's a great storyright there. 125 00:05:39,098 --> 00:05:40,361 I mean, 126 00:05:40,404 --> 00:05:42,667 the same car washon the same day? 127 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,713 That's destiny. 128 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,065 Okay, fine. Do what you want, but I'm supporting our friend. 129 00:05:49,108 --> 00:05:51,763 So am I. I'm protecting him. 130 00:05:51,807 --> 00:05:54,853 I don't want to see anybody attack or ridicule him. 131 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,378 You ridicule himall the time. 132 00:05:57,421 --> 00:05:59,554 But I do it from a place of love. 133 00:05:59,597 --> 00:06:01,294 What? 134 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:02,513 I love doing it. 135 00:06:02,557 --> 00:06:03,906 [laughs] 136 00:06:06,648 --> 00:06:08,258 Calvin, I can't tell you 137 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,086 how much it means to have your endorsement. 138 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:11,957 Oh, I'm notendorsing you. 139 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:14,177 I just brought youto the barbershop to show you 140 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:16,309 what the people around herethink about you running. 141 00:06:16,353 --> 00:06:18,224 [chuckles]:Plus, I can't wait 142 00:06:18,268 --> 00:06:21,663 till the fellas hear howyou shut down the strip club. 143 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:26,189 Well, you'll see. I'm gonna get plenty of support. 144 00:06:26,232 --> 00:06:29,105 After all, you know, I'm down with Que and the guys. 145 00:06:29,148 --> 00:06:30,498 I just brought a squash casserole 146 00:06:30,541 --> 00:06:31,934 over to the shop last week. 147 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:33,718 Dave, 148 00:06:33,762 --> 00:06:37,461 there's nothing downabout a squash casserole. 149 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:41,160 There will be once they get their cholesterol checked. 150 00:06:44,729 --> 00:06:46,470 Hey, shop. 151 00:06:46,514 --> 00:06:47,863 What's up, man?Hey, Calvin. 152 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:49,255 Hey, Calvin.Hey, Dave. 153 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:51,257 What's up, Dave?Yo, Dave. 154 00:06:51,301 --> 00:06:54,826 Did you get that thank you noteI sent you for the casserole? 155 00:06:56,045 --> 00:06:57,394 You hear that, Calvin? 156 00:06:57,438 --> 00:06:59,875 He loved it. 157 00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:02,181 And the serving dish it came in was great, too. 158 00:07:02,225 --> 00:07:04,096 I sold it for ten bucks. 159 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:06,969 Cool. Cool. 160 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:08,405 Got that in Peru. 161 00:07:08,449 --> 00:07:11,234 Uh, so, you guys might've heard 162 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:12,757 that I'm running for city council. 163 00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:14,803 Yeah, we heard. [laughing][laughing] 164 00:07:16,457 --> 00:07:19,155 I saw one of your signs.I thought it was hilarious. 165 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:20,939 They drew eye patch, horns, 166 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,767 and I don't want to saywhat you had in your mouth. 167 00:07:22,811 --> 00:07:24,465 [laughter] 168 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:28,512 Why are youlooking at me? 169 00:07:28,556 --> 00:07:31,341 I just did the eye patchand the horns. 170 00:07:32,342 --> 00:07:33,778 O-Okay. 171 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:35,301 [chuckles]: I-I'm starting to get the vibe 172 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:37,652 that, uh, some of you might be skeptical. 173 00:07:37,695 --> 00:07:39,305 But, you know, I've got some really great ideas 174 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:41,177 about the neighborhood that I think might change your minds. 175 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,308 Uh, I got a question. 176 00:07:42,352 --> 00:07:44,920 Great. Fire away. 177 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:46,965 Was that an Old Bay seasoning you used in that casserole, 178 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,227 or was it Lawry's? 179 00:07:50,316 --> 00:07:51,927 Any other questions? 180 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:53,276 Oh, yeah. 181 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:54,799 That are notabout the casserole. 182 00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:57,106 Oh. 183 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:58,977 Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen. 184 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,979 Oh, oh, oh!ALL: Hey. 185 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,025 Councilman.Hey. 186 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:05,027 I just wanted to drop in and say hi 187 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,377 to some of my finest constituents. 188 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,552 And Trey. 189 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:09,858 [laughs] 190 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,729 You always got jokes,Councilman. [laughs] 191 00:08:11,773 --> 00:08:13,731 Yeah, and you always got a court date. 192 00:08:13,775 --> 00:08:15,559 [laughter]You got him. 193 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:17,605 Come on. 194 00:08:17,648 --> 00:08:19,694 Wow, so that's Councilman Evans, huh? 195 00:08:19,737 --> 00:08:21,260 He's really charming. 196 00:08:21,304 --> 00:08:23,088 Yeah, and waittill you feel his handshake. 197 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:26,527 It's smoother than margarinemelting on a hot roll. 198 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,703 Calvin Butler. 199 00:08:28,746 --> 00:08:31,227 Yeah.Hey. How'sthat beautiful Tina? 200 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:32,663 Well, she's married to me, 201 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:34,230 so she's blessed.[laughs] 202 00:08:34,273 --> 00:08:35,579 Yeah. 203 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:38,103 Uh, Councilman. I'm Dave Johnson. 204 00:08:38,147 --> 00:08:40,584 Dave Johnson.The competition. 205 00:08:40,628 --> 00:08:41,629 [chuckles] 206 00:08:41,672 --> 00:08:44,762 It is greatto finally meet you. 207 00:08:44,806 --> 00:08:47,243 It is good to meet you, too. 208 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,201 Oh, my God,it's like a buttery hug. 209 00:08:50,986 --> 00:08:52,944 I've been doingmy homework on you, 210 00:08:52,988 --> 00:08:56,121 and it looks like youare ready to run a good race. 211 00:08:56,905 --> 00:08:58,559 Probably in short shorts. 212 00:08:58,602 --> 00:09:01,039 [laughter] 213 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,955 Well, you know, Councilman, now that you're here, uh, 214 00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:06,392 I have a question for you.Go right ahead. 215 00:09:06,436 --> 00:09:08,438 Well, I'm just curious on how 216 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,396 you plan on approaching the shortage of schoolteachers 217 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,356 that our district is currently facing. 218 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:14,662 Hmm. 219 00:09:14,705 --> 00:09:16,489 Mmm. 220 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:19,057 Mm-hmm. 221 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,668 Dave, that is 222 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:23,061 a very important issue,and I'm glad 223 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,063 you brought that up. 224 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,978 Our teacher shortage 225 00:09:27,022 --> 00:09:29,415 is a real challenge.Yeah. Right on.Yes, sir. 226 00:09:29,459 --> 00:09:32,897 It is a challenge that we shall meet together 227 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:35,030 as a community.All right. All right. 228 00:09:35,073 --> 00:09:36,597 And speaking of meeting, 229 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,382 did y'all hear my storyabout how I met Eddie Murphy? 230 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:41,427 [excited chatter] 231 00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:43,691 Let Dave in here. 232 00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,649 He ain't heard it yet. Come on. 233 00:09:45,693 --> 00:09:47,520 I was getting my car washed.Okay. 234 00:09:47,564 --> 00:09:49,348 He was getting his car washed.No! 235 00:09:49,392 --> 00:09:52,395 I look over at him. He looks back at me.What? 236 00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:53,918 He said...[imitates Eddie Murphy laughing] 237 00:09:53,962 --> 00:09:55,616 [indistinct shouting]For real! 238 00:09:55,659 --> 00:09:57,618 He... Just like in the movies! 239 00:09:57,661 --> 00:10:00,098 He laughs like in the movies! 240 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,752 I can't believe it. 241 00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:04,625 Councilman Evanstotally dodged my question. 242 00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:06,844 [chuckles]But can you believe 243 00:10:06,888 --> 00:10:10,108 that him and Eddie Murphyboth use cinnamon air freshener? 244 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,024 Wow. 245 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:15,113 No. Not wow. 246 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:18,290 If anything deserves a "wow," it's my five-point plan. 247 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:20,118 Each point has five points of its own. 248 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,467 It's a 25-point plan. 249 00:10:21,511 --> 00:10:24,688 That's 25 wows. 250 00:10:24,732 --> 00:10:26,951 [sighs]Look, Dave, the bottom line is 251 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:28,431 to half of the people, 252 00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:30,128 you're the white guywho's new in town. 253 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,522 To the other half,you're the new guy who's white. 254 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:35,960 Hey. Yo, Dave, 255 00:10:36,004 --> 00:10:38,136 you got some explaining to do, man. 256 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,224 What are you talking about? 257 00:10:39,268 --> 00:10:40,835 Isaiah posteda picture of you online, 258 00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:42,706 standing nextto a Confederate flag. 259 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,360 What?Well, that's crazy. 260 00:10:44,403 --> 00:10:45,361 I would never-- 261 00:10:45,404 --> 00:10:46,797 Oh. Yeah, that's me. 262 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:55,066 You better start explaining why you're in a picture 263 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:58,287 posing next to a cake with a Confederate flag on it. 264 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:00,115 Calvin, you don't understand. 265 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:03,466 Look, that picture was from my tenth birthday party. 266 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:05,076 Well, what'd you do when you turned 11, 267 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,295 go to a Klan rally? 268 00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:10,734 Isaiah cropped the picture. 269 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:13,041 Look, the theme of the party was The Dukes of Hazzard. 270 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,173 That flag is on their car. 271 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,088 I had no idea what it meant. 272 00:11:17,132 --> 00:11:18,742 I'll tell you what it means now. 273 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:21,005 You can forgetabout being on the city council. 274 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:23,878 In fact, I wouldn't even get on a city bus. 275 00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:26,619 This is a disaster. 276 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:27,882 I'm gonna go talk to Gemma. 277 00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:30,362 Why didn't I havean A-Teamparty? 278 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,756 Everybody loves Mr. T. 279 00:11:34,149 --> 00:11:36,368 Aw, man, I can't believe this. 280 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:37,369 I called it. 281 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,762 I knew this would happen. 282 00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:41,025 What? You knew 283 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:43,636 Isaiah would finda 25-year-old picture 284 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,901 of Dave blowing out the candleson a Confederate flag cake? 285 00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:49,338 Yeah. I just didn't say it out loud. 286 00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:52,907 Well, we got to help him clear his name. 287 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:55,605 How? His name is on the cake. 288 00:11:57,346 --> 00:11:58,913 Dad, Dave is your friend. 289 00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:00,262 You know he's not racist. 290 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:01,393 I know that. 291 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:03,091 But what am I supposed to do? 292 00:12:03,134 --> 00:12:06,877 Everyone who's seen that picturealready thinks he is. 293 00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:09,271 Which is exactly why we need to help him. 294 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,534 Because nobody knows better than black people 295 00:12:11,577 --> 00:12:14,102 how painful it is to be labeledas something that you're not. 296 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,844 Right, Pop? 297 00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:18,541 Damn it, Malcolm. 298 00:12:20,543 --> 00:12:22,327 Now I got to do the right thing. 299 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:23,807 And that's on you. 300 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:29,770 I can't believeIsaiah would do this. 301 00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,815 His handshakeisn't like a buttery hug. 302 00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,251 It's like a... 303 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,688 Damn it! It islike a buttery hug! 304 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,910 Well, two can play at this game. 305 00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:42,434 I'm gonna dig up some dirt on Isaiah 306 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:44,567 and see how helikes it.What dirt? 307 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,482 Like how he never does anything 308 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:48,397 or is cheating on his wife 309 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,965 or how he embezzled millions of dollars from the city. 310 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,749 You found that online? 311 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:53,924 No, I'm putting it there. 312 00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:56,100 Gemma, 313 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,276 we are not gonna stoop to his level. 314 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,365 Look, we just have to face facts. 315 00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:02,280 I'm done. 316 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,934 Don't talk like that. 317 00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:07,372 You have never backed down from a fight in your life. 318 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,331 Not even when my stripper cousins jumped you 319 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,636 at Nana's birthday. 320 00:13:11,637 --> 00:13:13,422 Yeah, that was no joke. 321 00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:16,338 Bambi threw glitter right in my eyes. 322 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:17,600 [knocking] 323 00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:18,601 Hey, Gemma. 324 00:13:18,644 --> 00:13:19,776 Hey, Dave. 325 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,996 Are you here to say"I told you so"? 326 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,127 I wasn't. 327 00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:24,476 But now that you mention it, 328 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,695 it does feel right, doesn't it? 329 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,524 Well,don't bother. 330 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,526 I think it's pretty obvious thatI have to drop out of the race. 331 00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:32,528 Oh, Calvin,please talk some sense into him. 332 00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:33,964 I'll be upstairs. 333 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:36,445 You're not gonna go post lies about Isaiah, are you? 334 00:13:36,488 --> 00:13:38,751 Well, not anymore. 335 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,450 So whatdo you want? 336 00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:42,451 [grunts] 337 00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:43,669 Look, 338 00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:45,976 I know I told you that you shouldn't run, 339 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:48,979 but I don't want to see you go down like this. 340 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:51,939 If Isaiah's willing to stoop this low, then, 341 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,854 clearly, we need some change around here. 342 00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:55,856 Which is why you have my vote. 343 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:57,945 Unless that line is too long. 344 00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,990 Yeah. 345 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,122 So you're gonna help me? 346 00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:02,340 Yes. 347 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,994 But, first, we need to find out 348 00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:06,127 if Isaiah has any more dirt on you. 349 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,519 Like, for Halloween, 350 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:10,131 did you ever go as a pointy-headed ghost? 351 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,007 Hi, I'm calling on behalf 352 00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:20,228 of the Dave Johnson for City Council campaign-- 353 00:14:20,271 --> 00:14:24,406 Oh, well, let me tell you something about yomama... 354 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,234 Hello? 355 00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:27,496 [sighs]Okay. 356 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,715 So far, that'sthree "yo mamas..." 357 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:30,934 [groans] 358 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:32,588 ...five "go to hells,"[groans] 359 00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,895 and one "I better not seeyour ass at Chipotle." 360 00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:35,896 [gasps] 361 00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:39,769 Everyone is so mad at us. 362 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,771 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 363 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,556 And I'm really gonna miss Chipotle. 364 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,733 Look, I knowthis is bad right now, 365 00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:49,213 but you can get through this. 366 00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:50,301 You're tough. 367 00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:52,216 I'm not so sure. 368 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,740 Well, I am, okay? 369 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,394 You moved your family into this neighborhood, 370 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,440 and you didn't take mess from anybody. 371 00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,832 I guess. 372 00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:02,052 And you're a principal at a private school. 373 00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:05,490 You have to deal with snotty, spoiled brats all day. 374 00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,840 And their kids, too. 375 00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:11,670 Half the time, I can't even tellif the moms are mad at me 376 00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:13,194 'cause of all the Botox. 377 00:15:15,283 --> 00:15:16,240 Trust me, girl. 378 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:17,850 You got this. 379 00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:19,678 Maybe you're right.Mm. 380 00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:22,159 I am kind of a badass B-word. 381 00:15:22,203 --> 00:15:24,031 Mm. Damn straight! 382 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:27,730 Mm! You are the secondstrongest woman I know. 383 00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:28,949 Who's the first? 384 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,124 Me, B-word! 385 00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:34,911 Okay, Dave, 386 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,521 you sure you're ready for this?[exhales] 387 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,088 It's gonna getkind of rough in there. 388 00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:40,264 No problem. I'm just gonna start 389 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,614 by telling them that there's no way that I'm racist 390 00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:45,922 because my best friend is black. 391 00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,971 As your black best friend, 392 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:54,800 never say you havea black best friend. 393 00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:57,455 Okay. All right. Well, then I'm just gonna go in there 394 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,067 and tell them that these false accusations have got-- 395 00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,069 have got me straight trippin'. 396 00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:11,469 I take it back. 397 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,341 I'm not your black best friend. 398 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,300 Okay, so... [sighs] 399 00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:17,910 Well, what am I supposed to do? 400 00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:21,001 Look, just go in there andshow them who you really are. 401 00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:22,306 I'll have your back. 402 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,482 Okay. I'm just gonna go in there 403 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,006 and I'm gonna... 404 00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:28,704 and I'm gonna clap... back... at my haters. 405 00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,970 I never should've shown him Black Twitter. 406 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,321 [indistinct chatter] 407 00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:38,496 Hey, guys! Hey, guys. 408 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,064 [chatter stops] 409 00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:42,500 What are you doing here? 410 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,850 Yeah. And if you gota casserole, 411 00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:47,940 you drop it offand you leave. 412 00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:53,859 Okay, obviously, everyone here has seen the picture. 413 00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:57,167 But I swear, you guys, it is not what it looks like. 414 00:16:57,211 --> 00:16:58,690 Please. 415 00:16:58,734 --> 00:16:59,909 I've used that line before, 416 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,345 and it was always what it looked like. 417 00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:02,694 [others agreeing] 418 00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:04,914 All right. Okay, hold on, everybody. 419 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,698 Come on.Give the man a chance. 420 00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:07,917 A chance to what, 421 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,875 say he's got a black best friend? 422 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:11,573 [others agreeing] 423 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:15,055 Thank God you talked to me outside. 424 00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:16,926 Okay, listen up. 425 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:20,147 Now, I know what everybodyin here is thinking about Dave. 426 00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,323 But I've known this manfor two years, 427 00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:24,325 and I can tell you thisfor sure-- 428 00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,153 there is nota racist bone 429 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:29,547 in his pasty littlewhite body. 430 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,550 But whatabout the picture? 431 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,553 Look, he was a dumb kidwho watched a dumb TV show. 432 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,685 That doesn't mean 433 00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,034 that he was...Wait, wait. 434 00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:39,775 Is that from The Dukes of Hazzard? 435 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:41,472 I used to love that show! 436 00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:43,344 [others agreeing, chuckling] 437 00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:45,346 Yeah. It had that cool theme song. 438 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:48,044 ♪ Just the good ol' boys... 439 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,568 Oh, wait. 440 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,788 See? 441 00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:54,181 You all watched that show. 442 00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:57,140 Which means that Davedidn't do anything wrong. 443 00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:59,142 That's right. This was just Isaiah trying 444 00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:01,057 to smear my name so that he could 445 00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,842 win... the... election. 446 00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:07,150 I can't believe Isaiah would stoop that low. 447 00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:08,282 Exactly. 448 00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:10,632 And you all saw him dodgeDave's question. 449 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:13,200 That's becausehe doesn't have answers. 450 00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:14,331 But Dave does. 451 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,204 He has a 25-point plan that, trust me, 452 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:18,814 you do not want to hear. 453 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:21,991 But i-if you want to read it, 454 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,384 I have a pamphlet right here 455 00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:24,820 that has all... 456 00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,650 Look, my point is 457 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:32,567 is that Dave Johnsonis gonna fight for us. 458 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,569 He's gonna makeour schools stronger 459 00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:36,005 and our parks safer, 460 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,573 and he's gonna listento the needs of this community. 461 00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:40,966 And that's why he hasCalvin Butler's support. 462 00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:43,752 Now, come on.Can he count on yours? 463 00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:45,145 [all agreeing] 464 00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:47,582 [chattering] 465 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,150 Hey, tha-thank you, guys. 466 00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:51,629 And thanks, Calvin. 467 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,631 I don't know how I can ever repay you. 468 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,850 Well, when you're elected, 469 00:18:54,893 --> 00:18:56,634 you can fix my parking tickets. 470 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,114 [chuckling] 471 00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:00,247 I'm gonna pretend that I didn't hear that. 472 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,032 Should I pretendto say it again? 473 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,123 And, you know, guys, uh, 474 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:10,561 just so you know,Isaiah Evans isn't the only one 475 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:13,782 who has rubbed elbows with a famous person. 476 00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:15,740 Oh, yeah?Who'd you meet? 477 00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:18,090 Well, a little celebrity chef named 478 00:19:18,134 --> 00:19:19,744 Paula Deen.Uh-oh. 479 00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:21,877 Come on. We got to go. We got to go.[others protesting] 480 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,315 Well, where do you think I gotthe recipe for the casserole? 481 00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:33,584 So, you ready for your lesson? 482 00:19:33,628 --> 00:19:36,239 Yep. Timeto make my handshake 483 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:39,982 smoother...than... Isaiah's. 484 00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:44,334 You know you don't actually clap in a clapback? 485 00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:45,944 Well, then, whathave I been doing? 486 00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:47,511 I have no idea. 487 00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:50,079 Look, 488 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,387 now, remember, when it comes to shaking a man's hand, 489 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,172 you want to be confident and comforting, 490 00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,174 like a warm sock, 491 00:19:58,218 --> 00:19:59,654 fresh from the dryer, 492 00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:01,786 slipping onto his foot. 493 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,875 Check this out. 494 00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:05,703 Hi. 495 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,575 Calvin Butler. Nice to meet you. 496 00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:09,011 Wow. 497 00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:10,447 I actually believeyou meant that. 498 00:20:10,491 --> 00:20:12,362 Yeah. 499 00:20:12,406 --> 00:20:13,494 [doorbell rings] 500 00:20:17,889 --> 00:20:19,195 Councilman Evans. 501 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:20,240 What areyou doing here? 502 00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,371 I just came by to say 503 00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:23,808 good luck on the campaign. [chuckles] 504 00:20:23,852 --> 00:20:25,419 Oh, after that photo, 505 00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,334 I could've sworn you were gonna drop out. 506 00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:29,336 Well, not a chance. 507 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:32,077 It's gonna take a lot morethan that to scare me away. 508 00:20:32,121 --> 00:20:33,862 Okay. 509 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,605 May the best man win. 510 00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:48,833 Damn. 511 00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:50,966 Captioning sponsored by CBS 512 00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:53,011 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org