1 00:00:02,762 --> 00:00:04,372 ♪ Just a young gun with a quick fuse... ♪ 2 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:06,376 Dave, look at all these hipsters. 3 00:00:06,418 --> 00:00:08,418 Are we cool enough to be here? 4 00:00:08,464 --> 00:00:10,594 Oh, yeah. Look, you know, Gemma, 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:14,520 some people need mustaches and suspenders to feel cool. 6 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:16,607 Some of us are born with it. 7 00:00:16,646 --> 00:00:18,696 [chuckles] 8 00:00:18,735 --> 00:00:20,735 Hey, look, it's Marty over there. 9 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:22,260 Oh, cool. Let's go say hi. 10 00:00:22,304 --> 00:00:24,174 Oh, no. I don't want to go bother him 11 00:00:24,219 --> 00:00:25,489 when he's out with his friends. 12 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,043 [gasps] 13 00:00:29,093 --> 00:00:31,263 On second thought, I don't want to be impolite. 14 00:00:31,313 --> 00:00:33,573 Hey, Marty! 15 00:00:33,619 --> 00:00:35,539 Oh, uh, wow. Okay, this is a surprise. 16 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,278 What are you guys doing here? 17 00:00:37,319 --> 00:00:39,059 We're just out for a little date night fun. 18 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:40,883 Marty, 19 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:43,231 aren't you gonna introduce us? 20 00:00:43,281 --> 00:00:44,841 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, of course. 21 00:00:44,891 --> 00:00:47,151 Uh, this is Dave and Gemma. 22 00:00:47,198 --> 00:00:49,028 They live next door to my parents. 23 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,030 Hi. Hi. 24 00:00:50,071 --> 00:00:51,461 And this is 25 00:00:51,507 --> 00:00:53,077 Chloe, my girlfriend. 26 00:00:53,117 --> 00:00:54,077 Girlfriend?! 27 00:00:55,902 --> 00:00:57,162 Inside voice, Gemma. 28 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:59,868 [squeals] Okay, give me the deets. 29 00:00:59,906 --> 00:01:00,996 How'd you guys meet? 30 00:01:01,038 --> 00:01:03,038 [chuckles] We, uh, we were assigned 31 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:04,784 on a project together at work. 32 00:01:04,824 --> 00:01:07,044 Aw.Oh, oh, so you're a scientist as well? 33 00:01:07,088 --> 00:01:09,178 I better be, or that satellite's coming down. 34 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:10,530 [laughs] 35 00:01:10,569 --> 00:01:12,619 Well, it was great bumping into you guys, 36 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:15,138 but we were actually just about to go. 37 00:01:15,183 --> 00:01:17,053 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room before we leave. 38 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:18,058 Ooh! Me, too. 39 00:01:18,099 --> 00:01:19,839 Girl talk. 40 00:01:19,883 --> 00:01:21,493 [Dave laughs] 41 00:01:21,537 --> 00:01:23,277 So, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 42 00:01:23,321 --> 00:01:24,881 Yeah. Yeah. [chuckles] 43 00:01:24,931 --> 00:01:26,491 You know who else doesn't know? 44 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:27,972 My parents. 45 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,451 So could you just, uh, keep that kind of quiet? 46 00:01:30,502 --> 00:01:32,932 Sure. But why wouldn't you tell them? 47 00:01:32,983 --> 00:01:35,203 [chuckles]: David. 48 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:37,766 If my parents knew I was dating a white girl, they would flip out. 49 00:01:37,814 --> 00:01:39,464 There's an old saying in the black community: 50 00:01:39,511 --> 00:01:42,291 "If she can't use your comb, you don't bring her home." 51 00:01:43,559 --> 00:01:45,219 Okay, look, 52 00:01:45,256 --> 00:01:47,036 you know your parents way better than I do, 53 00:01:47,084 --> 00:01:48,694 but don't you think keeping it from them 54 00:01:48,738 --> 00:01:50,738 is only gonna make it worse if they find out? 55 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:53,003 Yeah, you're probably right. 56 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,656 So... you're gonna tell them? 57 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:55,710 Oh, God, no. 58 00:01:55,745 --> 00:01:57,655 No. No, no, no. [laughs] 59 00:01:57,703 --> 00:02:00,613 Uh, but youaren't gonna tell them either, right? 60 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,313 No. Your secret is safe with me. 61 00:02:03,361 --> 00:02:05,361 What about Gemma? 62 00:02:05,407 --> 00:02:07,537 Oh, my God, I love her. 63 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:10,063 You guys are gonna have the cutest babies. 64 00:02:10,107 --> 00:02:11,497 Oh. 65 00:02:12,762 --> 00:02:14,372 Ready?Yeah. 66 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:16,546 Bye, guys. [chuckles] Bye. 67 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:17,542 I'll tell them tomorrow. 68 00:02:17,593 --> 00:02:18,893 Good. 69 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,762 ♪ 70 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:23,331 Uh, hey, guys. 71 00:02:23,381 --> 00:02:25,731 Oh, hey, baby. I didn't know you were stopping by. 72 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:28,165 I didn't know men wore pink pants. 73 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,480 Wearing pink doesn't make you less of a man, Pop. 74 00:02:32,521 --> 00:02:34,821 Yeah, besides, Dad, they're not pink, they're salmon. 75 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:36,691 Yeah, that's not helping your case, bro. 76 00:02:37,961 --> 00:02:39,521 Well, baby, what brings you by? 77 00:02:39,571 --> 00:02:42,221 Well, uh, there's something I need to talk to you guys about. 78 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,190 Oh, "need to talk" is never good news. 79 00:02:44,228 --> 00:02:46,098 Either somebody pregnant or he going to jail. 80 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:49,367 Is everything all right, Marty? 81 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:52,017 No, everything's fine. In fact, everything's great. 82 00:02:52,062 --> 00:02:54,322 Oh. Uh, I just wanted to tell you guys 83 00:02:54,369 --> 00:02:56,069 that I have a girlfriend. 84 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,939 You do? 85 00:02:57,981 --> 00:02:59,631 Has she seen those pants? 86 00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:03,596 Oh, that's wonderful, baby. 87 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:05,689 You know what? I've been praying that you find someone. 88 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:06,988 Yeah, man, who is she? 89 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:10,683 Well, her name is Chloe, and I really like her. 90 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,953 So why were you nervous to tell us that?Yeah. 91 00:03:12,996 --> 00:03:16,306 Well, uh... 92 00:03:16,347 --> 00:03:19,787 let's just say I've been playing in the snow lately. 93 00:03:19,829 --> 00:03:21,529 [laughs loudly] 94 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:25,616 [sighs] 95 00:03:25,661 --> 00:03:27,611 What?What? What? 96 00:03:27,663 --> 00:03:30,233 I've been sprinkling a lot of powdered sugar 97 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:31,884 on my French toast. 98 00:03:33,886 --> 00:03:35,626 Well, you know, you got to watch that, 99 00:03:35,671 --> 00:03:37,971 'cause we got a lot of diabetes run in our family. 100 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:39,631 You got to be careful. 101 00:03:39,675 --> 00:03:41,325 No, no. Dad, listen, um, 102 00:03:41,372 --> 00:03:44,802 I set a trap in the woods and I caught a polar bear. 103 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:46,724 You're dating a white girl? 104 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:49,209 [laughs] Yes! 105 00:03:51,382 --> 00:03:52,902 Well, who cares if she's white, 106 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:54,999 as long as Marty likes her, right? 107 00:03:55,038 --> 00:03:57,038 I'm just trying to protect the boy, babe. 108 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:00,083 You know how intolerant people can be about color. 109 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:02,050 Oh, like you and his pink pants? 110 00:04:02,088 --> 00:04:04,698 And besides, don't we have 111 00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:06,483 enough white people around here now? 112 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:09,748 I mean, with the Johnsons and now this girl, 113 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,792 it's starting to feel like Connecticut. 114 00:04:13,056 --> 00:04:15,276 Well, I, for one, want to meet her. 115 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:16,979 So why don't you invite her over tomorrow night 116 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:19,326 for Sunday dinner?Oh, I don't know, Mom. 117 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:21,417 You know, we've only been dating for a couple months. 118 00:04:21,456 --> 00:04:23,026 It might be a bit too soon. 119 00:04:23,066 --> 00:04:25,026 [chuckles]: Oh, maybe I didn't make myself clear. 120 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:26,988 She's coming over for Sunday dinner, 121 00:04:27,026 --> 00:04:29,026 and if you're free, you're welcome to come, too. 122 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:30,332 Wha... 123 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:34,075 And give your girlfriend her pants back. 124 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:38,032 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 125 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:39,291 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 126 00:04:47,003 --> 00:04:49,833 I am so excited for you to meet Chloe. 127 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,045 Thank you for inviting us. 128 00:04:51,094 --> 00:04:52,614 Oh, my pleasure. 129 00:04:52,661 --> 00:04:56,141 Maybe with you guys here, Calvin will give her a chance. 130 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:57,796 Why would us being here matter? 131 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,500 Well, next to Dave, maybe she won't seem so white. 132 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:02,978 [chuckles] 133 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:06,159 [jazz music playing]Hey, DJ Calvin, can I make a request? 134 00:05:06,196 --> 00:05:07,416 [exhales sharply] 135 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,158 No, but I can give you one. 136 00:05:09,199 --> 00:05:10,549 Go stand over there. 137 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:14,690 Okay, look, I know you're not happy 138 00:05:14,726 --> 00:05:16,726 with Marty's choice, but at least he was brave enough 139 00:05:16,772 --> 00:05:18,332 to tell you the truth. 140 00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:20,862 The truth is, is when he comes in here with Chloe, 141 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:22,256 the white people in my house 142 00:05:22,299 --> 00:05:23,699 are gonna outnumber the black people. 143 00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:26,695 [laughs]: Wait. What? 144 00:05:26,738 --> 00:05:28,268 It'll be four and four. 145 00:05:28,305 --> 00:05:30,265 You're so white, I count you twice. 146 00:05:33,223 --> 00:05:35,873 Your dad seems grumpier than usual. 147 00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:37,531 That's because Marty is challenging him 148 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:39,405 to expand his point of view. 149 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:40,887 What does that mean? 150 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:43,236 Well, that means, for the first time in a long time, 151 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,406 I'm the favorite son. 152 00:05:46,584 --> 00:05:47,934 Love you, boy. 153 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,194 Uh, hey, guys. We're here. 154 00:05:53,243 --> 00:05:55,893 Hey, baby. So glad you could make it. 155 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:57,501 So, you must be Chloe. 156 00:05:57,552 --> 00:06:00,072 I am Marty's mother, Tina. Nice to meet you. 157 00:06:00,119 --> 00:06:01,519 It's nice to meet you, too, Mrs. Butler. 158 00:06:01,556 --> 00:06:02,816 Here. These are for you. 159 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:05,121 [gasps] Flowers today, grandbabies tomorrow! 160 00:06:07,475 --> 00:06:09,305 It's good to see you again, Chloe. 161 00:06:09,346 --> 00:06:11,526 You remember my wife, your bathroom bestie. 162 00:06:11,566 --> 00:06:12,876 [Tina chuckles] 163 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:13,875 Oh. 164 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:14,876 And this is my father, Calvin. 165 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,617 Hello. 166 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,448 It's nice to meet you, Mr. Butler. 167 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:20,056 Marty's told me a lot about you. 168 00:06:20,096 --> 00:06:21,186 Really?Mm-hmm. 169 00:06:21,227 --> 00:06:23,057 He's only told us one thing about you. 170 00:06:24,622 --> 00:06:26,752 Dad, come on.It's okay. 171 00:06:26,798 --> 00:06:28,018 He's being funny. 172 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,720 Now I see where Marty gets his sense of humor. 173 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:32,368 Oh, wow! 174 00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:34,193 Look at this vinyl collection. 175 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,860 Oh, you like listening to records? 176 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:37,894 Yeah, they just sound so much warmer. 177 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,600 Ooh, hey, uh, just a piece of advice: don't make any requests. 178 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:44,985 So, Chloe, where are you from? 179 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:46,864 Here. Born and raised in Los Angeles. 180 00:06:46,905 --> 00:06:48,475 Mm, let me guess. 181 00:06:48,516 --> 00:06:50,256 Bel Air? Beverly Hills? 182 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,220 Malibu? 183 00:06:52,258 --> 00:06:54,348 Echo Park, actually. 184 00:06:54,391 --> 00:06:56,301 Oh, that's near Dodger Stadium. 185 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:58,009 Yeah! Are you a fan? 186 00:06:58,047 --> 00:07:01,707 Oh, I've been going to games since Tommy Lasorda was skinny. 187 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:05,486 You know, my family has season tickets. 188 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:08,573 Maybe you can come to a game with Marty and me sometime. 189 00:07:08,623 --> 00:07:11,493 Season tickets? Wh-Where are the seats? 190 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,679 Field level, first base side. 191 00:07:13,715 --> 00:07:16,635 Field level. 192 00:07:16,674 --> 00:07:20,464 I have been hit in the face by a foul ball twice. 193 00:07:20,504 --> 00:07:22,504 [chuckles] Well, all right! 194 00:07:24,813 --> 00:07:28,513 Aw, damn. There goes my "favorite son" position. 195 00:07:28,556 --> 00:07:30,476 Maybe youshould get a white girlfriend. 196 00:07:36,564 --> 00:07:38,474 Where should I sit? 197 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:40,692 Why don't you sit here next to me, 198 00:07:40,742 --> 00:07:44,482 just like we're gonna do at those Dodger games. 199 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:47,963 So, I guess we're all set. 200 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,840 You good over there, Grover and Malcolm? 201 00:07:49,881 --> 00:07:51,751 Yeah, Ma! 202 00:07:52,754 --> 00:07:55,194 I'm doing great. 203 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:57,754 When you fall, you fall hard. 204 00:08:00,457 --> 00:08:03,027 Okay, so, before we eat, I just want to thank everyone 205 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:05,288 for being here, especially you, Chloe. 206 00:08:05,331 --> 00:08:06,591 CALVIN: Oh, and since you're our guest, 207 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:08,767 why don't you go ahead and lead us in grace. 208 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:11,813 Never asked me to say grace. 209 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:14,300 Oh. Um... 210 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,040 Uh, you know, Dad, that-that's really nice of you, 211 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:18,771 but I think it might be a lot of pressure to put on Chloe. 212 00:08:18,823 --> 00:08:20,383 Maybe someone else should do it. 213 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,653 Love to. Okay, let's all hold hands. 214 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,827 Dave. Dave. 215 00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:27,701 Aw, don't feel any pressure. 216 00:08:27,745 --> 00:08:29,875 God doesn't need anything fancy. 217 00:08:29,921 --> 00:08:31,701 It's not that I feel too much pressure. 218 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:33,799 Uh, I just think it might be more appropriate 219 00:08:33,838 --> 00:08:34,968 if someone else did it. 220 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:36,053 Ooh, again, all over it. 221 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:37,311 Okay... Dave. 222 00:08:37,363 --> 00:08:39,013 Dave, Dave, Dave. [mouthing] 223 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,585 Well, why wouldn't it be appropriate for you? 224 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,590 Well, because I don't believe in God. 225 00:08:44,632 --> 00:08:46,192 Mm-mm. 226 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,075 I see. 227 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:57,339 And just like Jesus, I'm risen again. 228 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:08,920 Food's delicious, Mrs. Butler. 229 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,840 Yeah, you know, Mom, Chloe's quite a cook, too. 230 00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:14,666 Mm, she likes the Dodgers andshe can burn? 231 00:09:15,706 --> 00:09:17,146 She'll be burning, all right. 232 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:24,365 Uh, so, Chloe, what kind of scientist are you? 233 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:25,850 I'm an astrophysicist. 234 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:28,200 I'd say it's not rocket science, but... 235 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,030 it's basically rocket science. 236 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:32,068 [laughing loudly] 237 00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:35,560 Girl's funny, huh? 238 00:09:35,596 --> 00:09:39,206 I would like to hear why you don't believe in God. 239 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:43,211 Well, it's just that, as a scientist, 240 00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:45,165 I have to go where the facts lead me, 241 00:09:45,214 --> 00:09:48,434 and... there's no empirical evidence of a higher power. 242 00:09:48,478 --> 00:09:49,568 Hmm. 243 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,220 Hmm. 244 00:09:51,263 --> 00:09:53,433 That's an interesting opinion. Don't you th...? 245 00:09:53,483 --> 00:09:55,313 Y-Yeah, it sure is. Right, Dave? 246 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:57,354 Absolutely. Malcolm, what do you think? 247 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,750 [laughs]: Oh, I think it's great. 248 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,494 So if you got some empirical evidence, 249 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,277 would you believe?Sure. 250 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,412 Oh.But I don't think there's ever gonna be 251 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:11,104 any evidence of an old, bearded man who lives in the sky, 252 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,153 granting wishes like it's magic. 253 00:10:19,727 --> 00:10:21,907 "Like it's magic"? 254 00:10:21,946 --> 00:10:24,556 You know what's magical is Tina's desserts. 255 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,551 TINA: You know, baby, 256 00:10:26,603 --> 00:10:28,253 I will go get it ready. 257 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,310 Marty, would you come help me in the kitchen, please? 258 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:31,956 You know, Malcolm could... 259 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,440 TINA: Marty! 260 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:41,060 That was going great till you found out Chloe was a heathen. 261 00:10:42,358 --> 00:10:44,928 Martin Lawrence Butler. 262 00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:49,459 What are you doing with a girl who doesn't believe in God? 263 00:10:49,495 --> 00:10:50,885 Just because she doesn't believe in God 264 00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:52,362 doesn't mean she's not a good person. 265 00:10:52,411 --> 00:10:53,711 I didn't say she wasn't. 266 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:55,541 So you think she's a good person? 267 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,728 Of course I don't! She doesn't believe in God! 268 00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:01,156 How can you be so judgmental? 269 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,113 The Bible says, "Judge not, lest you be judged. 270 00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:05,201 Oh, whoa. Don't you throw scripture at me, boy. 271 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,210 I am your mother. And the Bible says I can judge whoever I want. 272 00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:09,993 Tell me where it says that. 273 00:11:10,038 --> 00:11:11,738 First Corinthians, Second Tina. 274 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:15,347 It's my favorite verse. 275 00:11:15,391 --> 00:11:17,081 See? I can't talk to you when you're like this. 276 00:11:17,132 --> 00:11:18,872 No, no, where do you think you're going? 277 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:20,306 We're leaving.Oh, no. 278 00:11:20,352 --> 00:11:22,702 You're gonna stay here, and you're gonna listen to me. 279 00:11:22,746 --> 00:11:25,056 Why, when you won't listen to me? 280 00:11:25,096 --> 00:11:27,446 Fine. Leave. 281 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,930 She wouldn't like dessert anyway; it's angel food cake! 282 00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:37,582 Hey, Calvin, are you changing the oil again? 283 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,900 Yeah. 284 00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,246 Didn't you do that last week? 285 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,065 Stop stalking me, Dave. 286 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,247 I already got enough on my plate with this Tina thing. 287 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,241 Ooh. She's still upset about Marty, huh? 288 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:51,073 Yeah. And now she's upset with me. 289 00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:52,382 Why? 290 00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:56,438 Because she thinks I should be mad, too. 291 00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,915 To be honest, I'm a little surprised you're not. 292 00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:00,746 There's nothing to be mad at. 293 00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:03,224 The boy's just having fun. They're just dating. 294 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:07,185 But Tina act like they're all at the altar already. 295 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:10,835 Well, you were upset when you found out she was white. 296 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:12,491 I've grown, Dave. 297 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,280 I don't see black or white. 298 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,321 All I see is Dodger blue. 299 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,546 Well, you know me. 300 00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:25,378 I don't like sticking my nose in other people's business. 301 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:30,336 But if you want, I have some advice. 302 00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:33,559 Fine. Go ahead, get it off your chest. 303 00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:36,909 Ooh. Give me a second. I wasn't expecting that. 304 00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:39,161 Okay. 305 00:12:39,214 --> 00:12:41,344 I discovered something years ago with Gemma 306 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,480 when we were watching The Bachelor. 307 00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:45,822 I take it back. I don't want to hear this. 308 00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:48,263 No, no, it's too late; train has already left the station. 309 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:52,620 Now, Gemma was livid when Ben picked Ashley over Trisha. 310 00:12:52,662 --> 00:12:58,012 Oh, she was yelling at the TV, she was beating up pillows, 311 00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:02,549 and the more I tried to calm her down, the madder she got. 312 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:05,845 Mad? Like I'm getting right now? 313 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,983 What I realized is that Gemma didn't want to be calmed down, 314 00:13:09,026 --> 00:13:11,986 she wanted someone to be mad withher. 315 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:13,859 Okay. So what did you do? 316 00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,291 Well, I went ballistic. 317 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,870 You know? I yelled, I threw the remote, 318 00:13:18,906 --> 00:13:21,826 posted tirades on all the Bachelorblogs. 319 00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:25,474 I was an animal. 320 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,601 How did any of that help? 321 00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,913 Because once I started acting more mad than her, 322 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:33,360 she felt like she needed to calm medown, 323 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:37,058 which required her to calm down. 324 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,318 And then, Calvin, we made love. 325 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,842 Okay. 326 00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:44,195 Keep me out of your bedroom, Dave. 327 00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:47,065 Ooh. It was not in the bedroom. 328 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,281 I don't care if it was in Dodger Stadium. 329 00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:52,989 Keep it to yourself! 330 00:13:58,162 --> 00:13:59,722 Hey, baby. 331 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,162 Uh, I... 332 00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:02,909 I think those pillows are clean. 333 00:14:04,603 --> 00:14:07,083 Don't "baby" me. Where you been? 334 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,433 Uh, I'll tell you where I been. 335 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:14,139 I been... I been walking the streets, 336 00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:17,058 angry, thinking about that Marty situation. 337 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,094 [chuckles]: Oh, really? 338 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:22,060 So now you care, Mr. Field Level Seats? 339 00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:23,629 Yeah. No, but you're right, Tina. 340 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:26,926 I got to admit, I was blinded by the Dodger blue. 341 00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:30,584 But, uh, you know, the more I think about it, 342 00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:34,459 I couldn't have got upset, 'cause if I would've got mad, 343 00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:37,593 I would've had to unleash the beast up in here, you know what I mean? 344 00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:39,596 Well, it's about time, Calvin. Yeah. 345 00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,078 And I'm mad, Tina.Uh-huh. 346 00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:43,778 I mean, I'm furious!Mm-hmm. 347 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,606 [shouting gibberish]That's right! That's right! 348 00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,605 Who does that boy think he is?!You're right, baby! 349 00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,517 You know what, I'm gonna flip this couch right now! 350 00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:51,822 Wait, what? 351 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,308 Baby, no, no, no, no. 352 00:14:53,348 --> 00:14:55,698 Whew! That couch a little heavy. Let me start right here. 353 00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,001 [yells] No! 354 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:58,437 Oh, no, no! Calvin! 355 00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,833 Wait a minute. Don't-don't-don't... 356 00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:01,576 I can't, baby. You know what I'm saying? 357 00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:03,447 They done unleashed the kraken up in here, as far as I'm concerned! 358 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,628 Wait, wait, wait.[yelling wildly] 359 00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,274 Don't. Wait. Calvin, Calvin, Calvin! 360 00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:09,888 Wait a minute, just calm down, calm down. 361 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,460 It's gonna be okay. I mean, we trippin'.You know what? 362 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:13,977 You-you don't know what it's like. 363 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:15,971 To have all this pent-up anger. I know, baby. 364 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,713 You don't know what to do with it. 365 00:15:17,763 --> 00:15:18,983 Oh! Ooh!Oh! 366 00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:22,026 Oh, see, baby? Just, oh, just sit down. 367 00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:23,762 Sit down, sit down. Come on, sit down.[groans] Yeah. 368 00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,333 Sit down. [panting]: Oh, man, I... 369 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,260 You got to forgive me, girl, I... 370 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,165 I lost my mind there for a second. 371 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,560 I know. I know.Yeah? 372 00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:31,772 Kids'll make you do that. 373 00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:32,991 How you doing?Terrible. 374 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,310 You all right?I'm okay. 375 00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:35,565 I'm okay, baby. 376 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:38,787 I think we both need to relax. Yeah. 377 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:41,398 You know?I mean, you know, the fact that we was... 378 00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:43,619 we was both upset about the same thing... 379 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:47,149 Same thing. It's our baby. It's our baby.You know, you know... 380 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,664 You know, but now, you know, we're just chillin'. 381 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,848 Yeah, we chillin', baby.You know what I mean? Yeah. 382 00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:05,337 Calvin, why are you touching my butt? 383 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,336 Oh, babe, I just... 384 00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,378 I thought since we weren't angry anymore, 385 00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:12,734 we'd just get back to our lovin' selves. 386 00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,035 Hmm? 387 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:15,511 What? 388 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,920 Were you pretending to be mad just to get you some? 389 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:21,565 What?! No! 390 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:24,530 I cannot believe you. Here I'm about to lose my baby, 391 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,489 and you're trying to make another one? 392 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,058 Look, Tina...Oh, my God. 393 00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:32,406 I was just trying to get you to calm down, all right?Mm, mm. 394 00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:34,667 'Cause on The Bachelor, Dave has said, what...What? 395 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,540 Basically what happens on The Bachelor... Dave? 396 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,192 Oh, hell no!Oh, Tina... 397 00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:43,237 You-you-you...Tina, don't you... Tina, you don't... 398 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:45,544 You... Come on, now, you know... 399 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,210 You know, I'm not dealing with this no more. What? 400 00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:50,765 Tina, you need to stop-- Come on, now, quit playing. 401 00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:53,853 [door closes] 402 00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:55,733 Whew. 403 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,944 That didn't go like I thought. 404 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,740 Whoa! 405 00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,613 How did you get in here? 406 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,097 Bobby pin. 407 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:12,137 I wasn't always your mother. 408 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,664 Sit down. We need to talk. 409 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:17,798 If you're here to tell me 410 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,800 to break up with Chloe, you're too late. 411 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:22,101 We already did. 412 00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:24,159 [mouthing] 413 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,470 Oh, baby, you okay? 414 00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:33,116 Don't pretend like you're not happy. 415 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,990 I heard your bracelets jingling while you were celebrating. 416 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,122 Okay, fine. I'm happy. 417 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,349 I was just worried about you being with someone 418 00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,998 who doesn't believe in God. 419 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,782 What does it matter if she doesn't as long as I do? 420 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:51,877 [sighs] So you do still believe in God? 421 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,397 Of course I do. 422 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:55,961 [sighs] But my relationship to God is personal to me. 423 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,448 It doesn't have to be the same as Chloe's, 424 00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:58,448 or yours. 425 00:17:58,489 --> 00:18:00,229 Listen, baby, 426 00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:03,974 I need you to understand me right now. 427 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,366 Faith has been so important in my life. 428 00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:11,151 I mean, it's gotten me through my mother passing, 429 00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:15,288 it got me through raising two black sons in Los Angeles, 430 00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:17,552 and more importantly, 431 00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:20,425 it's still getting me through being married to your father. 432 00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:24,818 Well, if Chloe wanted empirical evidence of God, there it is. 433 00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:30,434 I just want to make sure that you have the same foundation 434 00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:32,748 to build your life upon, you know? 435 00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,084 Of course I do. 436 00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:35,434 What do you think got me through 437 00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:37,783 being bullied in high school for being a nerd? 438 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,403 What do you think got me through four years of college 439 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:41,964 and two years of graduate school? 440 00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:44,011 What do you think got me through being scared 441 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,976 when I moved out on my own? 442 00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:49,495 Marty, I'm just worried. 443 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,760 You're my baby. 444 00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,323 I know, Mama. 445 00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:57,631 But you raised me my whole life to have faith. 446 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:01,559 Now you need to have faith that you did your job. 447 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,905 [laughs] 448 00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:06,737 Mm! 449 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,736 [sighs] 450 00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:12,128 So, what happened with you and Chloe? 451 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,602 Ah. Well, we realized we were better as friends. 452 00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,913 Wait, wait, wait. So... you weren't really that serious? 453 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,352 Well, why would you bring her home?! 454 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,880 Because you made me! 455 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,223 Well, boy, you're grown now. 456 00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:28,753 You got to learn to start saying no to me. 457 00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:43,158 Calvin, you seem mad. Are you okay? 458 00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,723 [sighs] No. 459 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,819 Marty and Chloe broke up. 460 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,038 Oh, no! Poor Marty. 461 00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:51,428 Marty? What about poor me? 462 00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,162 I just lost field level seats. 463 00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:55,994 Those come with a parking pass. 464 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,741 You know what, Calvin? You're right. 465 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,304 I liked that girl. 466 00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,301 I thought they were gonna have pretty babies! 467 00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:04,313 Okay... 468 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,004 Whoa, Gem-Gemma? 469 00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:09,182 You know, I just raked those. 470 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:12,319 I can't help it, okay? I'm-I'm livid! 471 00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:13,712 My blood is boiling! 472 00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:18,102 She broke our hearts! That girl needs to know, 473 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,770 when you hurt a Butler, you hurt a Johnson! 474 00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,765 Okay, whoa, Gemma, calm down! 475 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,982 Don't tell me to calm down, Calvin! 476 00:20:29,118 --> 00:20:31,908 Gemma, let it go. There'll be other girls. 477 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:33,387 [sighs] 478 00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:34,737 Okay. 479 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,696 Okay, yeah. Oh, you're right. 480 00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:39,084 You're right. I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 481 00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:41,828 Grover, come here. Let's go inside. Sorry. 482 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,084 [sighs] 483 00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:45,433 Wow, Mom. 484 00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:47,392 You were really angry. 485 00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:50,091 No, sweetie, I was just helping Mr. Calvin calm down. 486 00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:51,709 It's a little trick I use 487 00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,969 when your dad freaks out over The Bachelor. 488 00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:03,064 Captioning sponsored by CBS 489 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:04,158 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org