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Whoo!All right, man,
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make that one.
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Easy. What's the score again?
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You have letters H-O-R-S,
and I have none.
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All right.
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I'm-a head home.
You done, too?
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No, I'm-a hang around
for a little bit.
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All right. Hit me up
for one last shot.
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Splash time.
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Hey, what's up, little man?
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Yo, what's up?
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Want to shoot around?
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Nah, man.
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But I do want those shoes.
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[chuckles]: Okay, well,
put them on your Christmas list,
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and maybe Santa Claus
will you bring you some.
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I don't believe
in no Santa.
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But I do believe you're
gonna give me those shoes.
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I'm not giving
you my shoes.
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Plus, I outweigh you
by a hundred pounds.
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Well, you're a little big-boned,
so it's starting to even out.
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Now...
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you ready to give me
those shoes?
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[sighs]
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You know what?
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Fine.
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I can't believe this bunch of...
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Oh, my God,
is that Santa Claus?
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♪
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MAN [on TV]: Okay, it's time
to turn up the intensity.
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Squat down and up.
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Work those glutes.
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Push that butt back.
Push those...
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Aw, come on, Calvin.
You know, get up.
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You promised you would
exercise with me.[chuckles]
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Believe you me, baby,
you got my heart rate up plenty.
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TINA:
Oh, hey, Malcolm.
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You just getting back
from the park with Dave?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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If he ever beats you
in basketball,
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we're gonna have
to put you up for adoption.
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Well, you don't have
to worry about that.
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So I'm-a go take a shower.
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Hold on, hold on.
What happened to your shoes?
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You know, I lost them.
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Don't tell me you lost them
in a game to Dave.
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We're gonna have to lie
about this as a family.Yeah.
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All right, look, it's no
big deal-- relax-- but...
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I just got robbed
down at the park.CALVIN: Whoa, whoa.
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What?!You got robbed?
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Look, guys, calm down.
I'm fine.
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Oh, my God,
thank God you're okay.
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Hey, it's cool, Ma.
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Who did this, man?
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Who attacked you?
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Hey, look, it's
no big deal.
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It was just some punks
down at the park.
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What you mean
it's no big deal?
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We're Butlers, right?
You mess with one of us,
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you mess with allof us.That's right.
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You know what, Tina? Where
you keep my fighting shirt?
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No, hold on.'Cause I'll beat up
this whole town.
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I know you will.
I know you will.You know I will.
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Just relax, okay?
There's no need to fight.
I will take care of it.
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You will?Yeah. 'Cause-'cause-'cause
I'm a Butler.
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That's right.A-And Butlers
don't play.
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Damn right.
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You damn right.
Now... [growls]
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[growls]
Yeah. Give it
to me. [growls]
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[growls]Yeah! [growls]
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That's right.
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Was he messing with me?
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Thanks for helping us
install these cameras.
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After what happened to Malcolm,
we're gonna feel so much safer.
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Yeah, well, these babies
are top of the line.
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You can monitor them
from your phone.
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They have night vision and zoom.
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You know...
between this tool belt
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and all these new
high-tech gadgets,
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I kind of feel like Batman.
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Really?
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'Cause you look like one
of the Village People.
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No, no.
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[deep voice]:
I'm Batman.
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Dad.
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Why are you wearing
your fighting shirt?
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I'm going down to that park,
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and I'm-a find out
who jacked Malcolm.
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Well, h-hold on.
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I'm-a come with you.
I can help.
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How are yougonna help?
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Back home I was part
of the Neighborhood Watch.
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Now, I don't want
to brag, but...
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a couple years ago,
I single-handedly caught
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the elusive
Kalamazoo Basil Bandit.
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Spoiler alert:
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it was a deer.
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What?
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Spoiler alert:
I don't care.
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Look, besides,
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I don't need you--
I got Abe and Tommy.
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Who are they?A couple of real OGs
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that keep their ears
to the streets.
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OGs? They're
a couple of old farts
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that play chess
in the park all day.
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They also do tai chi.
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O-Okay, well, I-I'm-a,
I'm-a come with you.
Why?
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As backup.
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Look, we're a couple
of fathers
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who both want to keep
this neighborhood safe.
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Also...
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[deep voice]:
I'm Batman.
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Hey, are the
cameras working?
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Mm-hmm.Yep. We can see everything
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right here on the TV.
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Oh, thank you, Marty.
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No, no problem.
I love electronics.
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You know, I like
to pretend like
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I'm the tech guy
on a covert team
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with a cool nickname
like Virus
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or... Firewall.
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How about Nerd Man?
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Okay, Captain Bed Wetter.
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That was our secret.
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Hey, man, don't
mess with Firewall.
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I won't.
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Mm, now I got to pee.
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So, now do you feel safer?
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Here, yeah.
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But I'm still worried about
walking around the neighborhood
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or taking Grover to the park.
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Oh, you should take
a self-defense class.
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Oh, please.
She doesn't need that.
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I got you.
See, back in the '90s,
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when this area was
a little rougher,
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I developed my own
self-defense system.
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Oh, no.
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No, not "Tina kwon do" again.
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Please. You loved it.
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We used to train
together all the time.
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We did not train together!
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I put on homemade
protective gear,
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and you beat the crap out of me.
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It was a bonding
experience.
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See, I figured out a
way to defend myself
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using things that I
just had in my purse.
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Will you teach me?
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Of course I will.
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Marty, suit up.
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No, no, Mama.
I just ate.
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Well, if you want, I could
demonstrate without the pads.
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All right, fine.
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Okay. Oh, oh, and, uh,
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wear a extra pillow,
'cause we're going hard.
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This is exciting.
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You know, I've never done
anything like this before.
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On that deer case,
I worked solo.
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Must've been nice.
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Hey, hey, fellas.
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Calvin.
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Ain't seen you down here
in a minute.
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Hey, guys,
I'm Calvin's friend Dave.
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Didn't nobody ask who you were.
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And don't nobody care.
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He's right, Dave.
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They really don't.
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Look, fellas,
I don't know if you heard,
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but Malcolm got mugged
down here the other day.
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Yeah, we saw it.
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Check.You did?
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W-Well, who did it?
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It was Jamaal and them.
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You mean those little
kids over there?
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Are you kidding me?
This is embarrassing.
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Malcolm got rolled by
a bunch of little kids?
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Well, it looks like I'm-a
have to go over there
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and teach those
little kids a lesson.
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I didn't even have
to wear my fighting shirt.
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O-Okay, well... just, Calvin,
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don't do something
you're gonna regret.
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Eh, it's too late
for that, Dave.
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I already brought you.
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Yo, Jamaal!
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I can't believe those little
kids jumped me like that.
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It was like watching
a bunch of baby lions
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take down a wildebeest.
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Where were you, anyway?
You were supposed
to have my back.
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Well, I was right there.
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I was offering them
my shoes instead of yours.
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No one wants your
Skechers, Dave.
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I'm letting you
know something--
this ain't over.
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We need to teach those
little kids a lesson.
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'Cause around here, nobody
messes with Calvin Butler.
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Aah!
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[whimpering]
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I stepped on a acorn.
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Come-come over here.
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Give me your shoulder,
your shoulder.
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Okay. All right.
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What the hell, son?
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How'd you let yourself
get robbed
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by a bunch of little kids?
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Why do you only got one shoe on?
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Because I got robbed
by a bunch of little kids!
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But at least I fought back.
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Yeah, and look what it got you--
no shoes, just like me.
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Look...
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you might want
to count again, Malcolm.
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I kept one.
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I'm going over to Jamaal's house
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and I'm giving his parents
a piece of my mind.
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Oh, no, no, please
don't do that, Pop.
That never works out.
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What are you
talking about?Fifth grade basketball.
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When I wasn't getting
enough playing time,
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you went and gave my coach
"a piece of your mind."
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I ended up benched
for the whole season.
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Well, that's
'cause Sister Mary Agnes
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couldn't see talent.
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Look, Pop, when you
go talk to people,
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it somehow always
turns into a fight.
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Look, son,
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sometimes a man hasto fight
for his family.
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See, you wouldn't know that
because you don't have kids.
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Trust me, Malcolm...
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this is what
good parenting is.
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Now, you might not see it now,
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but I-I'm really trying
to help this kid.
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You know, the proof
is in the pudding.
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I raised a son
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with a good head
on his shoulders.
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Hey, thank you, Pop.
[chuckles]
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I was talking about Marty.
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Okay, so I'm-a show you
how we protect ourselves
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in the hood.
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Marty, get in here!
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Okay, so,
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whenever I'm in the streets,
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I always carry three
self-defense essentials.
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Weapon number one.
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A comb?
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[laughs] It may
look like a comb...
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because it is
a comb, but...
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...in the right hands,
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stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
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See?
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I'm safer, and, bonus...
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I look fresh.
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Eh?
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Marty, are you okay?
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Aw, he's fine.
Okay, so...
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weapon number two.
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Seasoning salt?
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Cheaper than pepper spray
and really good on chicken.
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Close your eyes, baby.Huh?
257
00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:40,708
Shake! Shake, shake,
shake, shake!Oh!
258
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,708
Aah! That burns!
259
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,710
It burns so bad.[chuckles]
260
00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:46,702
[screams]
261
00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:49,754
[sneezing]
262
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,324
Now, third
and most lethal weapon.
263
00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,940
A whiskey bag?
264
00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,250
Full of spare change.[coins jingling]
265
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,762
Now, to the untrained eye,
you know,
266
00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:05,382
I'm just an alcoholic
267
00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,734
on my way to the Coinstar.Mm-hmm.
268
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:11,035
But to the unsuspecting
predator?
269
00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:12,992
Ka-ching! Ka-ching, ka-ching![grunting]
270
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,211
Ka-ching![groans]
271
00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:23,705
You ready to try?
272
00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,187
Uh, I think so.
273
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,797
Okay, girl. All right.
274
00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:29,837
So, you're walking
down the street.
275
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:38,327
Okay, and an assailant
approaches you.
276
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,460
What do you do?
277
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:43,723
Uh, I guess I would whack
him a couple times here.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
278
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,640
And then maybe a...
279
00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:50,334
a tappity-tap-tap here.
280
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,829
I'm so sorry, Marty.
Are you okay?
281
00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,734
Honestly, anything's better
than the salt.
282
00:11:55,779 --> 00:11:57,049
Oh.
283
00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,865
Come on, Gemma.Okay.
284
00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,693
This is street warfare, okay?Okay.
285
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:05,042
Like, just imagine this
man has stolen your purse!
286
00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,924
What do you do?
287
00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,626
[grunts]
288
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,444
Now give me back
my purse, please.
289
00:12:14,493 --> 00:12:15,793
"Please"?"Please"?
290
00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,417
Yeah, yeah, we... we got
a lot of work to do,
291
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,675
or you gonna die.
292
00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,719
Thanks for asking me
to come along
293
00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:25,244
to talk to Jamaal's parents.
294
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,287
I didn't ask you to come along.
295
00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:33,779
Okay, now, Calvin, remember,
296
00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,607
we're talking about
someone's child,
297
00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:39,125
so we need to be reasonable,
keep our voices at an even tone,
298
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,790
and, no matter what,
never be aggressive.
299
00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:46,614
Come on out!
I want to talk to you
300
00:12:46,656 --> 00:12:48,706
about your little punk-ass son!
301
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:53,490
Hey, check it out.
302
00:12:53,532 --> 00:12:55,832
Looks like Gramps
got another shoe, huh?
303
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,843
[chuckles]
304
00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,975
[chuckles]:
"Gramps"? That's all you got?
305
00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:01,067
Boy, I'll kill you!Okay.
306
00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:02,805
Calvin, Calvin.
307
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,716
He's a child. Calm down.
308
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:07,281
Yeah, man,
you better listen to your nurse.
309
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,549
Hmm.
310
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:11,812
You said that like
it hurt my feelings.
311
00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:13,555
My aunt is a nurse.
312
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:18,075
Jamaal, where are your parents?They ain't here.
313
00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,942
Well, where are they?None of your business.
314
00:13:19,994 --> 00:13:21,774
Oh, I'll make it
my business! You...Okay.
315
00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:23,302
Okay, Calvin.I want the door open.
316
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,345
[chuckles]: Careful, old man.
You gonna hurt yourself.
317
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:30,743
This was fun,
but I'm gonna go back inside
318
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:33,047
and watch TV.
Night-night, Gramps.
319
00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:36,004
And, nurse,
make sure he takes his medicine.
320
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,318
Yeah, well, joke's on you.
321
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,841
My aunt's saved
hundreds of lives!
322
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:46,584
That kid is disrespectful.
323
00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:49,069
That's because clearly
his parents aren't around.
324
00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:51,940
Which is why it's up to us
to teach him a lesson.
325
00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:56,814
H-Hold on,
b-by stealing his bike?
326
00:13:56,857 --> 00:14:00,207
It's called good parenting,
Dave.
327
00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:01,731
Hey, Jamaal!
328
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,384
If you want your bike back,
come find me!
329
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,039
You getting on or what?
330
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,513
Well, just for the record,
I do not approve
331
00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,343
of this method
of conflict resolution.
332
00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,529
All right, how do you
want to do this?
333
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,048
What, do I grab a hold
of your waist?
334
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,481
Shoulders. Shoulders.
335
00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,527
[bell dings]
336
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:26,758
Listen, Gemma, I know
that you are a sweetheart.
337
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,329
But this is not Kalamazoo!
338
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,847
Okay. Okay.
339
00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,151
Okay?!Okay.
340
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:34,326
When someone comes after you,
341
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,502
you got to go there.Yeah.
342
00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:38,078
I don't want to hurt Marty.
343
00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:39,115
Screw Marty!
344
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,510
Mama!
345
00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,643
He's not Marty.
346
00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:46,556
He is a bad guy, okay?Yeah. Okay.
347
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:49,562
You need to channel
your inner anger!Okay.
348
00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:52,865
[panting]What is it gonna take
for you to release
349
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:55,393
and unleash that inner beast
350
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,567
and go after this monster?Uh...
351
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,354
Uh, uh...
352
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,969
I guess if somebody was
really trying to hurt Grover.
353
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,481
Good.Yeah.
354
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:06,964
Use that, okay?Okay.
355
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:08,624
Okay.This sicko...
356
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,457
GEMMA:
Mm-hmm.Whoa, whoa.
357
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,195
...is going after your kid.Yeah.
358
00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:15,676
What are you gonna do
to protect your little boy?Yeah.
359
00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:18,808
Mama, I am yourlittle boy.
360
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,851
Not today, sicko!
361
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,468
[grunting]Get him!
362
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,558
Don't hurt my little boy!Get him!
363
00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:29,607
[grunting]Yeah! Yeah!
364
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:32,475
Yeah!Gemma, it's me, Marty!
365
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,647
[grunts]
366
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:40,309
Cool!
367
00:15:40,351 --> 00:15:42,301
Mom knocked out Firewall.
368
00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,223
[Calvin chuckles]
369
00:15:47,271 --> 00:15:50,571
Like that.
370
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,799
That's right. A bike for a shoe.
371
00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:57,584
[chuckles]
Holla at ya boy.
372
00:15:57,629 --> 00:15:59,289
You stole his bike?
373
00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,897
That's right. Because I care.
374
00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:06,942
Look, the boy's got to learn
that actions have consequences.
375
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,557
An eye for an eye.
376
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:10,907
Yeah, well, Gandhi said,
"An eye for an eye
377
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:12,387
makes the whole world blind."
378
00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:15,037
Well, Gandhi didn't wear
$300 sneakers.
379
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,562
[knock on door]
380
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,786
Look at you, Pop.
381
00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:23,745
Look who I found outside
about to tag your truck.
382
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:25,136
About to tag mytruck?
383
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:27,789
Malcolm, go get some bail money.
I'm going to jail.
384
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,313
Whoa, no, no, no, no.
No, Pop. No. No, stop.
385
00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:31,708
Calm down. Pop.
386
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,410
Now, just let me talk
to him for a minute.
387
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,800
Fine. But after that, he's mine.
388
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:40,013
Hey, you need backup?
389
00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:41,843
I've been on this case
since the beginning.
390
00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:43,761
That was today, Dave.
391
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,326
Yeah, I know. And look,
we already caught the perp.
392
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:47,634
[scoffs]
393
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,467
Man, here we go.
394
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:54,599
Now you're gonna give me a
lecture on stealing, right?No.
395
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,643
I wasn't gonna
give you a lecture.
396
00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:58,608
I was gonna tell you
I'll go in there
397
00:16:58,647 --> 00:16:59,607
and get your bike back.
398
00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,218
What's the catch?
399
00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:02,868
Well, you got to
listen to my lecture.
400
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,960
Jamaal,
401
00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,822
I know what it's
like to be your age.
402
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,353
You're trying to figure
out how to be a man.
403
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,618
But in this neighborhood...
404
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:13,741
well, some people
have a different idea
405
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,272
of what that means.
406
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,966
I know what it means.
I ama man.
407
00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:19,584
Don't tell me what
a man you are.
408
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,364
Your bicycle still
has a bell on it.
409
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:24,457
But, hey,
410
00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:26,109
Jamaal, that's a good thing.
411
00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:27,713
Because it means you
still get to choose
412
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:29,593
what kind of man
you want to be.
413
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,504
Now, do you want to be a
weak one or a strong one?
414
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,600
I was strong enough
to take your shoes.
415
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,909
Oh, you think so? Because
the way I remember it,
416
00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,387
after half a block
I stopped running,
417
00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,698
turned around, and
gave you my shoes.
418
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:45,304
That's 'cause you were afraid.
419
00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:47,736
[laughs]
420
00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:50,613
Jamaal, I am a grown
man, and if I wanted to,
421
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:53,135
I could've beat the black off
of you and your tiny crew.
422
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,573
But I didn't.
423
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,708
Because when I was your
age, my father taught me
424
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,370
what makes a man truly strong
is helping other people.
425
00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,196
You mean Gramps in there?
426
00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,804
[chuckles]:
Yeah.
427
00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:10,765
I know his methods may seem
a little old-school,
428
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:14,246
but my father is
the strongest man that I know.
429
00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:16,288
[bell dinging]
430
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:21,905
I wonder what Malcolm's saying
431
00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:24,127
to that little thuglet
out there.
432
00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:28,039
You know what?
We can watch 'em
433
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:29,864
on the security cam
feed on my phone.
434
00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:34,304
Unless you think spying on
them would be unethical.
435
00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:38,091
Dave, we stole a kid's bike.
436
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,318
Oh, that ship has sailed.
437
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,624
Jamaal, what my father taught me
is that strength doesn't mean
438
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,627
being able to take things
from other people.
439
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,419
It means being able
to earn them for yourself.
440
00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:52,154
It means doing the right thing
441
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,895
even when the wrong thing
looks easier.
442
00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:56,636
And most important,
443
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,818
real strength doesn't come
from pushing other people down.
444
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:02,295
It comes from lifting 'em up.
445
00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,596
You give me some speech,
446
00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,772
and it's supposed to change
my life?
447
00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:09,738
Brother, I wish it could.
448
00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:12,128
But how about this?
449
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:13,732
I'll meet you at the park
every Saturday.
450
00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,692
We shoot hoops and we talk
451
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,140
about whatever you want.
452
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:21,047
That's it. Now,
you show up if you like.
453
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,093
Maybe.
454
00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:26,059
All right, cool.
Now, like I promised,
455
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,668
I'll go get your bike back.
456
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,720
That's not necessary, son.
457
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:35,496
Looks like my plan
to lure Jamaal over here
458
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,103
so that you could have
a talk with him...
459
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,764
has worked.
460
00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:44,207
You can have your bike back.
461
00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:47,381
Um, Dave, are you crying?
462
00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:53,691
It takes a strong man
to show his emotions.
463
00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,309
Oh, oh, no tears on
the fighting shirt.
464
00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:05,521
Come and get it, boy.Pop, come on, man.
465
00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:08,703
[whooping]
466
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,580
Gonna dunk on you.
467
00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:12,271
Yeah, right.You're getting ready
to get punked right...
468
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,279
Man, just shoot...
Aah!
469
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,890
Oh.[scoffs]
470
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,281
Look who's here.
The kid showed up.
471
00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:19,625
Hey, what's up, little man?Hey, man.
472
00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,374
You know what, now we can play
a little two-on-two.
473
00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:23,285
Yeah.Okay.
474
00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:28,292
All right, Malcolm and I
are captains. I choose first.
475
00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:29,505
I'm just saying,
I sunk my last three buckets.
476
00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:30,813
I'll take Jamaal.
477
00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,336
My man.All right, little man,
478
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:35,813
you shoot for first.Got it.
479
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:43,914
What? Not all black people
play basketball.
480
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:47,359
Bet you wish you
had chosen me, huh?
481
00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:51,706
Not at all.
482
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,369
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