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Hey, Calvin.
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What are you looking for?
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The newspaper.
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That new paperboy
hasn't hit my porch once
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since he started.
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The closest he got
was my truck.
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And I was driving down
the street at the time.
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That's funny.
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I found one right on my
doorstep this morning,
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and I don't even
get the paper.
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Give me a dollar
or give me my paper, Dave.
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Okay, but
spoiler alert:
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I read your horoscope,
and today's gonna be
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a good day for romance.
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It already was.
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Tina woke me up early
this morning.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, Gemma,
what are you doing home?
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I had to come
back to change.
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My PE teacher didn't
show up again,
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so I had to cover
dodgeball for him.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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I thought you had got
jumped into a gang.
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I don't know what
I've got to do
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to get through
to Coach McCluskey.
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I keep warning him,
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but he's always
got some excuse.
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His mother died twice,
and then she was in a coma.
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You know, if it were me,
I would just sit him down,
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I would put my hand
on his shoulder,
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and I would gently say...
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"Your ass if fired."
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But that's so extreme.
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I just keep hoping
I can figure out a way
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to get him to shape up.
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Yeah. I keep hoping N.W.A
will get back together,
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but Dr. Dre just
keeps selling headphones.
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Calvin, found your paper.
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You didn't read it
in the bathroom, did you?
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I'm gonna go
get you a dollar.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Do you think
Calvin's right?
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Should I fire Coach McCluskey?
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Ooh, hold on. Uh, is this
one of those situations
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where you really want
to hear what I think,
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or you just want me
to support you?
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I absolutely want to hear
what you think.
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Okay, well, then...
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I definitely think
you should fire him.
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But he's been there for years!
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But not before you give him
at least one more chance.
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And make me look like
a weak leader?No.
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I mean, yes.
I mean...
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I mean, your hair looks great.
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Dave, I'm serious.
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This has been weighing
on me all day.
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All right, look, I wish
that I could help you,
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but this is a decision
that only you can make.
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And whatever it is,
I know it's gonna
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be the right one.
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You're right.
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I'm the boss.
It's my decision.
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McCluskey has to go.
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There.
I feel better already.
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Are you talking about
Coach McCluskey?
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He's the best.
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Really?
You think so?
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Yeah. He takes naps
and lets us watch movies.
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One of them even showed a butt.
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On the other hand, this
guy sounds pretty cool.
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Pop, are you gonna
stand there all day
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waiting on the paperboy?
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If that's what
it takes.
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I'm not moving a damn inch
till I give this kid
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a piece of my mind.
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Who wants pancakes?
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Oh, I could eat.
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Well, I'll take
some pancakes, too.
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Oh, and I'll take
two years of back rent.
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I'm...You're on lookout duty.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey, Gemma.Hey.
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Oh, hey.
It's 7:30 in the morning.
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Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
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I just decided
Calvin was right.
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I'm gonna fire
McCluskey today.
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Ah, good for you.
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You should've fired that fool
the second time his mother died.
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Right, Calvin?
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I'm sorry, I didn't
hear anything
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after "Calvin was right."
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It's just, I've never fired
anyone before, and I was hoping
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maybe you could
give me some advice.
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Oh, you came to
the right place.
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Calvin loves
firing people.
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Yep, it's true.
Pops once fired a dude
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on the guy's wedding day.
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And I was his best man.
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So what's the best way to do it?
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What you got to do is stay calm,
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confident and
professional.
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The last thing you want
to do is go personal.
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Wrong.
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Look, this dude has been
messing with your life, right?
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Making you look bad.
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You want to rip
his throat out.
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And you want to do it
in front of people.
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For example,
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his wedding party.
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Calvin!What?
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Look, it sends a message.
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And if it goes sideways,
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knock the cake over
for a diversion.
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Gemma, things are not
gonna go sideways.
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Oh, it went sideways
back in the day,
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when you got fired
from Pizza Hut.
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That was different.
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If Todd didn't want
his finger broken,
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he shouldn't have been
pointing it in my face!
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You getting all this
great advice, Gemma?
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I think so.
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Rip his throat out,
knock over a cake,
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and don't point my finger
in his face.
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Sounds like
you're good to go.
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Hey, morning, Dad.
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What are you
doing here, Marty?
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Do I need a reason?
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Okay, can't a son
just stop by
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and show some love
to the two people
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that gave him life?
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Your mama made
your lunch again.
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It's turkey
melt Tuesday.
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I came out second, but
I'm first in her heart.
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Oh, here he comes, right here.
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Uh, here who comes?
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That sorry-ass
paperboy.
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I'm about to make him
cry harder than you did
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when Malcolm told you
you were adopted.
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That wasn't Malcolm, Dad.
That was you.
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That does sound
like me, doesn't it?
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Hold... Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, slow down.
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Hey, turn that bike around
and get back here.
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I need to talk to you
right now.
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Marty, I want you
to film this for YouTube.
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I want to show the world
it's still okay to yell at kids.
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All right, take that
helmet off, young man,
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while I talk to you.
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See, that's the problem--
y'all have no re...
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...spect.
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Sorry, sir.
What were you saying?
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: Oh!
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I... I was saying...
I was saying...
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I was... I was saying...
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I was saying you
are doing a great job.
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Yes, you are.
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Hey, so, keep up
the good work.
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Thanks, mister. Got to
go finish my route.
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Okay, you do that.
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All right,
and put your helmet on.
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All right, remember,
safety first.
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And got it.
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Erase that right now, boy.
Erase that, now.
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Hey, man.
I don't have to listen to you.
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You're not my father.
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: You wanted
to see me, Johnson?
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Yes, Coach McCluskey.
Please have a seat.
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Mmm. You get at some
of this banana bread
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from the
teachers' lounge?
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Uh, no, I didn't.Oh, here.
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Finish mine.
It's my third piece anyway.
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That's very thoughtful of you.
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Is there anything else?
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Uh, yeah.
A lot else.
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I've asked you to come in
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because we've talked about
you being late,
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and I've given you
several warnings.
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And I've heard each
and every one of them,
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which is why I made sure
to get back
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on the right track.
And field.
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But have you?
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I mean, weren't you late
on Friday?
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My alarm clock broke.
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And then again yesterday?
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Dog stuff.
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This meeting?
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I was getting you
the banana bread.
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Look, I've given you more
than enough chances.
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I'm sorry, but... I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to let you go.
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What?
You're firing me? Why?
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Literally everything
I just said.
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Does the board of trustees
know about this?
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Because I play golf
with half of them,
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and I always
let them win.
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Doesn't matter.
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This is my decision to make,
and it's final.
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Okay. Fine.
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But can I say something
before I leave?
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Go ahead.
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You're a terrible principal.
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Excuse me?
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You heard me.
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: You're a joke,
and everybody knows it.
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The only reason why
you got this job
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is because it
made them look good
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to hire a woman.
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Oh... and also...
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this.
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Yeah, well...
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joke's on you,
'cause I'm still gonna eat this!
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great.
I sat him down,
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I looked him
right in the eye,
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and I did what
I had to do.
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I even celebrated afterwards
with a little banana bread.
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I'm so proud of you,
and so hoping
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that you brought home
a little.
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: Oh, Dave,
I feel so terrible.
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O-Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
It's okay.
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Look... I wouldn't
have saved any for you, either.
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Ooh, hey, Gemma, if
you don't get up soon,
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you're gonna be late for work.
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I'm not going in today.
I'm sick.
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Really? Or are you just
pretending to be sick
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because you're still upset about
what McCluskey said yesterday?
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I'm sick.
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See?
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Okay.
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This is not the way
to handle this.
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Why not?
Grover fakes it.
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And so did you when
Mission: Impossible 6came out.
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That was a legitimate sick day,
because that movie was sick.
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What if McCluskey's right?
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What if the only reason
they did hire me
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is because I'm a woman?
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Maybe I'm not
tough enough.
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Are you kidding?
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Gemma, you've gotten
test scores up
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and increased
parent participation.
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If the Mission: Impossibleteam
needed a school principal,
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they'd choose you.
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If you chose
to accept it.
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I appreciate you trying
to make me feel better,
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but I'm worried everyone
thinks I'm a joke.
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McCluskey only
said that
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because you had
just fired him.
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What'd you think he was
gonna do, give you a hug?
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No, but if he needed one,
I would've given it to him.
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Okay... this is what
we're gonna do.
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We're gonna get up,
we're gonna take a shower,
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we're gonna get dressed,
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and we're gonna show up
to that school
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with our head
held high.
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Ugh, come on.Ugh, okay.
258
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There we go.
259
00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,279
That's the strong woman
I married.
260
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You're not coming
out of there, are you?
261
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GEMMA:
Nope.
262
00:10:57,155 --> 00:11:00,115
Roast beef on rye.
See, that's a man's lunch.
263
00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,597
Wait, no juice box?
264
00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:08,993
Hey, Pop, since when do you read
the news on an iPad?
265
00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:12,437
Since I still can't
find my newspaper.
266
00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:14,125
Oh, so what'd you do,
267
00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,472
lay into that little dude
so hard yesterday
268
00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:17,211
you scared him off for good?
269
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,562
Yeah, Pop, tell him
all about the big beat-down.
270
00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:26,100
I decided to handle things
a different way.
271
00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:27,611
You know, be the bigger man.
272
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,499
You mean the only man.
273
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,760
You know, I'm starting
to feel a lot less bad
274
00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:36,412
about taking your juice box.
275
00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:40,455
Wait. So what's the deal, Pop?
276
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:42,113
Why couldn't you
lay down the law?
277
00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:46,727
Well, the paperboy
turned out to be a papergirl.
278
00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,295
Yeah, you should've
seen him, man.
279
00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:51,868
Dad went from thug life
to hug life.
280
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,179
Wait, I get it.
281
00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:59,084
You couldn't reprimand her
because she's a female.
282
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:02,490
Look, I don't want to make
a little girl cry.
283
00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:05,225
I mean, what kind of monster
do you think I am?
284
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,187
I don't know. The kind that
would make his son cry
285
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:08,835
by telling him he was adopted.
286
00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:10,449
But that was funny, though.
287
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,760
Pop, Pop.
288
00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:17,198
Don't you see that
by treating her differently,
289
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,805
you're actually creating a
double-standard which is sexist?
290
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,677
Sexist?
Yep.
291
00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:24,028
It's called "being a gentleman,"
292
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,988
which, I understand,
may be completely lost
293
00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:27,467
on your generation.
294
00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:29,686
I mean, when I
was your age,
295
00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:34,386
we held ladies' doors,
we pulled out their chairs...
296
00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:36,166
You made sure
they couldn't vote.
297
00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,031
My man.
298
00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:43,524
Let's just say
we're from two different times.
299
00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,696
All right?
Back in the day,
300
00:12:45,742 --> 00:12:48,572
women were women,
and men were men.
301
00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:54,487
Mmm, red.
302
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:00,805
Hey, Tina.
Hi.
303
00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,804
Can I ask you a question?
304
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:05,236
Gem is really beating herself up
about what happened at school.
305
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,763
She didn't even
go to work today.
306
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:08,767
Oh, my God. What happened?
307
00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,599
Coach McCluskey told her
that the only reason
308
00:13:10,636 --> 00:13:12,856
she got the job was
because she was a woman.
309
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,170
Typical.
310
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,906
Weak, little man threatened
by a woman in power.
311
00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:20,558
Mm. It's Pizza Hut
all over again.
312
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,695
Well, I-I don't know why,
313
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,087
but for whatever reason,
she's believing this loser.
314
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:29,691
You men
just don't get it.
315
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,132
In the working world,
316
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,489
women are always made
to feel less than.
317
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:35,709
So, even if a jerk
says something that isn't true,
318
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,188
you can't help
but doubt yourself.
319
00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:42,759
Just makes me want to snip
some sense into y'all.
320
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,939
Okay, well,
how can I fix this for her?
321
00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:46,885
What... what, do I beat up
McCluskey?
322
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:50,064
Please, Dave,
that won't fix anything.
323
00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:52,801
Oh, thank God,
'cause that guy's huge.
324
00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:56,113
You know, Dave,
what you can do
325
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,820
is figure out a way
to remind her
326
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,558
of how strong
and capable she is,
327
00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,168
and that she knows
what she's doing.
328
00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:03,559
I mean, don't you do stuff
like this at your job?
329
00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:06,082
Well, yeah. Sure, there are
aspects of corporate consulting
330
00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:08,347
where I use team building
to motivate CEOs
331
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,090
and their employee...Right, right, right,
right, all of that.
332
00:14:11,132 --> 00:14:13,432
You know what?
Actually...
333
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,782
I just got an idea.
334
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,521
Oh, Dave.
Dave, Dave, Dave.
335
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,702
You're not gonna show her
one of those silly
336
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,008
Mission: Impossiblemovies
337
00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:21,834
that you're always
talking about, right?
338
00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,882
I'm gonna come up
with another idea.
339
00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,548
A rock-climbing gym?
340
00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:33,847
You told me we were going
to get frozen yogurt.
341
00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:35,894
And we will.
342
00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:38,419
But first, I need to remind you
of your own strength.
343
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,903
Well, it's taking
a lot of strength
344
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,774
for me to not
freak out right now.
345
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,335
I was promised Froyo, Dave.
346
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:48,162
Look, Gemma, I know that you're
doubting yourself at work.
347
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,692
And when you're up on that wall,
you're probably gonna doubt
348
00:14:50,736 --> 00:14:52,256
whether you can make it
to the top,
349
00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:54,473
but once you do,
350
00:14:54,523 --> 00:14:56,353
the next time
you doubt yourself,
351
00:14:56,394 --> 00:14:58,564
you're gonna think back to this,
and you're gonna say,
352
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,874
"Damn, I have
an awesome husband."
353
00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:06,969
Hey, guys.
354
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,144
Whoa, Calvin, you look great.
355
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:10,370
Rocking that harness.
356
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:14,498
Well, this harness
is chafing my rocks.
357
00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:16,413
Wait. What are you
guys doing here?
358
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,588
Tina told me we were
getting frozen yogurt.
359
00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,949
We will all go out
to frozen yogurt
360
00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:25,426
right after Gemma conquers
this mountain.
361
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,557
Your treat.
362
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:28,338
Yes, it's my treat.
363
00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:32,347
Dave, I really don't
feel like doing this.
364
00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:33,907
Can we please just leave?
365
00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:36,734
Gemma, this is going to work.
I promise.
366
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,432
But I don't think
I can do it.
367
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,180
Yes, you can, Gemma.
368
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:41,691
You're gonna get up there,
369
00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,394
and you're gonna make
this wall your bitch.
370
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:47,483
I'm sorry, sweetie,
you'll understand
371
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,572
when you're making 70 cents
to a man's dollar.
372
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,453
Damn, look at all of this.
373
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,366
Oh, I am.
374
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:59,631
Your booty look good
in that thing, girl.
375
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,375
You ain't lying.
376
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,026
It's like a face-lift
for the butt.
377
00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:07,631
I know what I'm getting
you for my birthday.
378
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,295
Okay, let's get this over with.
379
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,039
Where did Dave go?
380
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,650
I don't know.
381
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,731
I feel like Spider-Man
in this thing.
382
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,570
Really? 'Cause you look
more like Peter Pan.
383
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,527
Okay. All right.
384
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,749
I'm gonna attach this end
of the rope to your harness,
385
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:30,280
and the other end
is attached to mine.
386
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:32,354
Okay, so if you slip,
387
00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:34,363
my body weight will prevent you
from falling.
388
00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:35,885
Your body weight?
389
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:39,068
Please. You're built
like a cricket.
390
00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:42,766
I'll have you know that crickets
are beloved in Asia,
391
00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:46,025
both for their voices
and crunchy deliciousness.
392
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:48,079
Okay. Here I go.
393
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:50,075
All right.
Show 'em what you're made of.
394
00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:55,816
All right, come on, Gemma,
you got this.
395
00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:58,211
TINA:
Come on, Gemma. You go, Gemma!
396
00:16:58,255 --> 00:16:59,425
Yeah, hurry up.
397
00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,954
I'm starting to
lose circulation
398
00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:02,607
in some very
important places.
399
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,918
I don't think I can reach
the next handhold.
400
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,660
Yes, you can. Do not give up
on yourself. Let's go.
401
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:12,612
I'm not. The exercise worked.
402
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,311
I'm powerful, I'm strong.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
403
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:19,110
I know that you can
make it to the top.
404
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,846
To show my faith in you,
405
00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:23,016
I'm gonna unhook my safety line.
406
00:17:23,063 --> 00:17:24,453
No. Dave! No!
407
00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:25,459
Dave, what are you doing?
408
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,460
She could fall.
No, man.
409
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,451
She's not gonna fall.
410
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:29,503
She's pretty sure she is.
411
00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:32,548
Gemma. Don't move.
412
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,684
I'm-I'm coming up to help.
413
00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:34,895
Yeah, help her, baby.
414
00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:36,424
Okay. Yeah, all right.
415
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:40,813
This is...
416
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:47,825
Oh. Whoa.
417
00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:56,059
Ah. Okay.
418
00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:58,486
On second thought, you're-you're
doing great up there.
419
00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:02,539
Dave, hook her back in
before she falls.
420
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,930
She's fine.
She's not gonna fall, okay?
421
00:18:03,973 --> 00:18:05,533
There's padding everywhere.
422
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,453
No one ever really gets hurt
in these places.
423
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,848
Oh, my God, it's broken.
I know it's broken.
424
00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,549
Okay. I think
I've made my point.
425
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,632
I'm gonna hook you back in.TINA: We-we're coming.
426
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:20,031
Okay. I-I can't do it.
I'm coming down.
427
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,336
Oh, Dave, cut it out.CALVIN: Oh.
428
00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:23,333
It wasn't me.
429
00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:24,604
It was me.
430
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,696
Stop quitting on yourself,
431
00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:28,735
or you're getting more
foam rocks to the butt.
432
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,960
Calvin, light her ass up.Oh.
433
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,790
What? Oh.
434
00:18:36,397 --> 00:18:38,187
Come on, baby.Okay, guys, guys, guys.
435
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,485
Please, stop throwing rocks
at my wife.
436
00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:42,481
W-We're just trying to help.
437
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,623
It's obvious she can't
do it by herself.
438
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,796
Hey. You don't know
what I can do.
439
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:51,283
This is for Coach McCluskey
440
00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:53,845
and his stupid misogyny.
441
00:18:57,244 --> 00:19:00,204
And this is how angry I am
for letting him get to me.
442
00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:07,993
And this is for eating that
disgusting blob of banana bread.
443
00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:11,177
You got this, Gemma!
Just one more!
444
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:14,214
: And this is
for anyone who thinks
445
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,691
I can't be a badass,
powerful woman
446
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,651
in this patriarchal society,
447
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,360
because I am!
448
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,614
I did it!Yeah, you did it!
449
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:28,793
That's my friend!
That's my friend!
450
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,890
I gotta admit, that little
white girl is gangsta.
451
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,546
All right, now, come on down.
Let's go get some Froyo.
452
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:37,891
Whoa!
Whoa!
453
00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:39,116
Wha...?
454
00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:42,335
O-Okay, you guys
can meet us there.
455
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,026
Dave, throw down
your wallet.
456
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,173
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on,
hold on.
457
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,391
Let me talk to you
for a minute.
458
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,360
Now, look.
459
00:20:05,399 --> 00:20:08,189
I know I told you
you were doing a great job,
460
00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:11,968
but the other day, I saw
how strong women can really be.
461
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:14,364
So that's why I have
to tell you the truth.
462
00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:17,678
You are the worst paper-person
of all time.
463
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:22,289
I mean, like straight trash.
464
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,859
Okay...?
465
00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:26,285
And treating you like a princess
466
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,593
is only holding you back
from your full potential.
467
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,820
Now, you need to
wake up earlier,
468
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:34,040
deliver the
paper on time,
469
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,739
and for God's sake,
work on your damn aim.
470
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,211
I mean, I'm only saying this
because I'm a feminist.
471
00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:46,043
Okay, sorry. I'll try harder.
472
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:48,781
Good. All right.
473
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,793
Oh, damn, she forgot
to give me my paper.
474
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,485
Oh, don't...
475
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,760
Damn, good arm.
476
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,809
I should've adopted her.
477
00:21:04,675 --> 00:21:07,725
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