1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,526 Drives down the lane. Beautiful.Yeah. 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:05,577 Yes! Oh! 3 00:00:05,599 --> 00:00:07,009 Let's go, Trojans! 4 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:09,780 Close this game out, man. Step on their throats! 5 00:00:11,341 --> 00:00:13,371 Uh... wow, Dad. 6 00:00:13,397 --> 00:00:14,577 You seem more excited about this than I am, 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,070 and I'm the one who went to USC. 8 00:00:17,089 --> 00:00:19,569 I'm the one who paid for it. 9 00:00:21,401 --> 00:00:23,061 Daddy, I had a full scholarship. 10 00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:26,768 Oh, yeah? Well, who paid for your a cappella group uniform? 11 00:00:27,405 --> 00:00:28,595 Hey, check this out. 12 00:00:28,616 --> 00:00:30,666 Western Michigan pulled off the upset in the other game. 13 00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:32,878 If we win, we'll play Dave's team in the Sweet Sixteen. 14 00:00:32,897 --> 00:00:34,947 Oh-ho. Oh, Lord. 15 00:00:34,984 --> 00:00:36,734 I know you tell us to love thy neighbor, 16 00:00:36,756 --> 00:00:40,526 but just let us win this game so I can crush Dave instead. 17 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:45,292 Calvin, for the last time, stop asking for God to crush people. 18 00:00:45,669 --> 00:00:47,839 Three, two, one, yeah! 19 00:00:47,856 --> 00:00:50,976 Oh! 20 00:00:53,197 --> 00:00:54,977 Whoo! 21 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:57,490 Whoo! 22 00:00:57,636 --> 00:00:58,766 What the hell is that? 23 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:01,493 Whoo! 24 00:01:03,936 --> 00:01:05,456 Whoo! 25 00:01:05,476 --> 00:01:08,736 Whoo! Whoo! 26 00:01:09,972 --> 00:01:12,102 Whoo! Fight, Broncos, fight! 27 00:01:12,129 --> 00:01:13,199 Fight with all your might! 28 00:01:13,223 --> 00:01:15,523 Western, win this game! 29 00:01:16,567 --> 00:01:19,287 Okay, Marty, go ahead. Hit him with the USC fight song. 30 00:01:19,315 --> 00:01:22,445 Okay... I don't know it. 31 00:01:23,358 --> 00:01:26,108 Then what did you sing in that corny a cappella group? 32 00:01:26,131 --> 00:01:27,121 Oh, it was mostly ballads. 33 00:01:27,146 --> 00:01:28,556 A few up-tempo chart-toppers. 34 00:01:28,584 --> 00:01:30,024 You want me to hit him with some Adele? 35 00:01:30,645 --> 00:01:32,475 How about something from Pitch Perfect? 36 00:01:32,498 --> 00:01:34,088 Five, six, seven, eight... 37 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:36,145 Hey, guys. Sorry. 38 00:01:36,168 --> 00:01:38,278 Couldn't see you behind my giant flag. 39 00:01:39,023 --> 00:01:40,543 Congrats on the big win, Dave. 40 00:01:40,571 --> 00:01:43,621 Yeah, and condolences in advance on us crushing you. 41 00:01:43,654 --> 00:01:44,684 I don't know, Pop. 42 00:01:44,707 --> 00:01:46,597 Western Michigan has been this year's Cinderella story. 43 00:01:46,619 --> 00:01:49,909 Ooh, that's right. And just you watch, Calvin. My foot... 44 00:01:50,705 --> 00:01:53,485 is gonna fit perfectly in that glass slipper. 45 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:56,934 Whoo! 46 00:01:57,309 --> 00:01:58,939 You know, I love when Dave comes around. 47 00:01:58,963 --> 00:02:01,183 'Cause he makes me feel so manly. 48 00:02:01,942 --> 00:02:04,432 Really? Five, six, seven, eight? 49 00:02:09,214 --> 00:02:13,154 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 50 00:02:16,162 --> 00:02:18,102 Hey, babe, where are the boys? 51 00:02:18,131 --> 00:02:19,611 Oh, they're at the gym. They'll be back soon. 52 00:02:19,643 --> 00:02:22,003 - Oh, great. - Really? 53 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:24,490 You're usually happy when they're leaving the house. 54 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:29,731 Well, usually, I don't have tickets for us to see USC 55 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:31,536 play in the Sweet Sixteen. 56 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:33,655 - Oh. - I even got one for Dave. 57 00:02:33,679 --> 00:02:35,339 Aw... that's so nice. 58 00:02:35,358 --> 00:02:36,988 Yeah, I want to see the look on his face 59 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:39,280 when we stomp his dreams. 60 00:02:40,136 --> 00:02:41,516 Well, how did you get the tickets? 61 00:02:41,544 --> 00:02:43,224 I thought you said the game was sold out? 62 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:44,508 Oh, it is. 63 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:47,001 But since it was in town, you know, 64 00:02:47,029 --> 00:02:49,339 I pulled a few strings, called the right people, 65 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,400 used my connections... 66 00:02:50,423 --> 00:02:52,143 You bought them off Craigslist, didn't you? 67 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:54,150 Yes. 68 00:02:54,472 --> 00:02:56,582 And they're pretty good, too, babe, look at them. 69 00:02:56,614 --> 00:02:57,964 Let me see. 70 00:02:57,988 --> 00:03:01,128 Upper level, row double X. 71 00:03:01,151 --> 00:03:02,861 Isn't that the nosebleed section? 72 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:05,480 Some people call it that. 73 00:03:05,956 --> 00:03:08,176 I prefer the term "top view." 74 00:03:08,491 --> 00:03:10,311 Plus, after the game, by the time you 75 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:12,834 climb down all those stairs, there's no more traffic. 76 00:03:14,137 --> 00:03:16,337 Well, that's very generous of you, baby. 77 00:03:16,365 --> 00:03:19,365 Well, you know, every now and then I like 78 00:03:19,388 --> 00:03:22,148 to remind people who's "the man." 79 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:24,761 Well, baby, you don't have to remind me 80 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,272 who the man is, 'cause I... 81 00:03:26,297 --> 00:03:28,477 Ooh, that's them. 82 00:03:30,188 --> 00:03:32,028 Hey, boys. Have a seat. 83 00:03:32,051 --> 00:03:34,441 I got some unbelievable news. 84 00:03:34,474 --> 00:03:36,174 Hang on a second, Pop. 85 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,170 Hey. Hey, guys. 86 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,056 Hey, perfect timing. Now I can tell all three of you guys... 87 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,103 I got us all tickets to the game! Whoo! 88 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:44,951 - What? - Shut up! 89 00:03:44,984 --> 00:03:46,494 Well, hold on. I got us all... 90 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:47,301 Third row! 91 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,530 Third row? 92 00:03:49,637 --> 00:03:51,247 Dave, these tickets are expensive as hell. 93 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,663 No. They're weren't. I got connections. 94 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:54,702 I got them for free. 95 00:03:54,732 --> 00:03:56,532 Dave, you are the man! 96 00:03:56,559 --> 00:04:01,309 Yeah, I wouldn't say theman; I mean, he's barely aman. 97 00:04:01,772 --> 00:04:02,742 Are you kidding me? 98 00:04:02,771 --> 00:04:04,481 These seats are practically on the floor. 99 00:04:04,707 --> 00:04:06,987 But think about all the traffic when you're leaving. 100 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:09,917 Wait, why are there five tickets? 101 00:04:09,936 --> 00:04:12,456 Well, 'cause my best friend from Kalamazoo is coming with us. 102 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,415 Wait, so we're actually gonna meet someone 103 00:04:14,443 --> 00:04:15,793 from your infamous 'Zoo Crew? 104 00:04:15,817 --> 00:04:17,277 'Zoo Crew! 105 00:04:18,193 --> 00:04:19,803 Right, so who are we meeting? 106 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,514 Well, since two out of three of them are named Logan, 107 00:04:21,545 --> 00:04:22,765 I'm-a go with that. 108 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:25,933 Yep, Logan #2. The Deuce. 109 00:04:26,857 --> 00:04:29,297 And if you think I'm cool, this guy is gonna 110 00:04:29,319 --> 00:04:30,749 knock your socks off. 111 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,931 I'm pretty sure my socks are safe. 112 00:04:36,765 --> 00:04:39,765 Hey, Pop, is Dave back from the airport yet with the Deuce? 113 00:04:40,619 --> 00:04:42,059 You kidding me? 114 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:45,860 Knowing Dave, they're probably still hugging at baggage claim. 115 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:48,156 Why are you hating on Dave? 116 00:04:48,177 --> 00:04:50,427 Yeah, man, he gave us free tickets to the game. 117 00:04:50,617 --> 00:04:52,707 Trust me, son. Nothing in life is free. 118 00:04:52,732 --> 00:04:54,592 Everything comes with a catch. 119 00:04:54,622 --> 00:04:57,492 And this catch's name is Logan #2. 120 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,031 Come on, you don't even know the guy. 121 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:02,188 - Oh, I know him, all right. - How? 122 00:05:02,215 --> 00:05:04,015 Because I know Dave. 123 00:05:04,084 --> 00:05:06,354 And dorks of a feather flock together. 124 00:05:07,511 --> 00:05:10,241 So before y'all go around calling him "the man," 125 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,833 just remember that his best friend is not even 126 00:05:12,865 --> 00:05:14,655 his main Logan. 127 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,818 It's his side Logan. 128 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:22,878 Oh, good. You guys are out here. I want you to meet Logan #2. 129 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:24,443 Anybody got a broken computer? 130 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:27,311 Because here comes the Geek Squad. 131 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:34,577 Whoa, is it me, or is Logan #2, like, a solid eight? 132 00:05:36,408 --> 00:05:38,128 Whatever. I don't see it. 133 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,046 Guys, Logan #2. 134 00:05:40,069 --> 00:05:42,569 Logan #2, Malcolm, Marty, Calvin. 135 00:05:42,765 --> 00:05:45,565 Man, you guys look just like I pictured you. 136 00:05:45,723 --> 00:05:47,573 Probably 'cause Dave sends me a lot of pictures of you. 137 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:51,069 Yeah, our picture of you was a little, uh... 138 00:05:51,086 --> 00:05:52,606 - blurry. - Huh. 139 00:05:52,631 --> 00:05:54,691 Yeah, my dad thought you worked for the Geek Squad. 140 00:05:54,724 --> 00:05:56,944 I wish I was that smart. 141 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:58,787 I'm just a SWAT team captain. 142 00:06:00,056 --> 00:06:02,146 Okay, I see it a little bit. 143 00:06:06,915 --> 00:06:08,205 Wow! 144 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:10,489 Dave, these seats are incredible! 145 00:06:10,514 --> 00:06:11,734 Aren't they, Dad? 146 00:06:11,757 --> 00:06:14,397 Yeah, if you like sitting with the enemy. 147 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:16,468 I kind of prefer being up higher. 148 00:06:16,488 --> 00:06:18,318 That way, you can see all the action. 149 00:06:18,638 --> 00:06:20,648 Down here, I'm gonna get whiplash. 150 00:06:31,687 --> 00:06:33,497 Okay, uh, 151 00:06:33,525 --> 00:06:35,565 so we booing now? 152 00:06:35,589 --> 00:06:38,179 We booing? All right, well, bring it. 153 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:39,947 I can boo with the best of them. 154 00:06:39,973 --> 00:06:43,893 Boo! Boo! 155 00:06:44,025 --> 00:06:46,145 Hey, man, come on. Show some school spirit. 156 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,643 Stand up and boo with your father. 157 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:50,650 We don't know you, mister. 158 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:54,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Broncos! 159 00:06:54,553 --> 00:06:56,433 Whoa! 160 00:06:57,206 --> 00:07:00,336 We're Western Michigan, okay? We're better than this. 161 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,440 Let's not forget who won the NCAA award 162 00:07:02,462 --> 00:07:04,232 for sportsmanship last year. 163 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:06,216 That's right. It was us. 164 00:07:06,239 --> 00:07:08,239 Now let's just be glad we're all here together. 165 00:07:09,193 --> 00:07:10,803 Exactly. 166 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:13,303 So let's show these guys our Bronco spirit 167 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:16,149 and turn those "boos" into "whoos." 168 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:20,400 Whoo! ALL: Whoo! 169 00:07:21,368 --> 00:07:23,398 What the hell is going on? 170 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:26,643 We're "whooing," Dad. It's fun! 171 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:29,342 - Whoo! - Whoo! 172 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,580 Aw, thanks for having me over while the guys are at the game. 173 00:07:35,596 --> 00:07:38,686 I felt so left out that they didn't invite me. 174 00:07:38,714 --> 00:07:40,564 - Really? - Ha! No. 175 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,860 Thank God. Me, too. 176 00:07:44,619 --> 00:07:47,809 Wait. Grover, why did you put an iPad on your vision board? 177 00:07:47,831 --> 00:07:49,031 You already have one. 178 00:07:49,059 --> 00:07:53,149 I know. But I wish I was playing with that instead of doing this. 179 00:07:54,179 --> 00:07:55,579 Come on, Grover. 180 00:07:55,597 --> 00:07:58,257 These are a great way to visualize your goals. 181 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,257 Yeah. Like, here I have a sailboat 182 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,980 because I'd like to travel. 183 00:08:01,996 --> 00:08:03,676 And here's someone doing yoga, because I'd like 184 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,479 to feel more inner peace. 185 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:07,111 What's the eagle for? 186 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:09,738 Oh, I've just always wanted a pet eagle. 187 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,815 Okay, let's see what's on your board. 188 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,670 - All right. Um... - Ooh, musical notes? 189 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:17,623 Yeah, you know, back in the day, I used to sing a little. 190 00:08:17,652 --> 00:08:18,862 I kind of miss it. 191 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:20,264 Wh-Where? Like in church? 192 00:08:20,293 --> 00:08:22,283 No. No, in a girl group. 193 00:08:22,308 --> 00:08:26,238 In fact, the church kicked us out when they heard our name... 194 00:08:26,649 --> 00:08:28,489 Femme Nasty. 195 00:08:29,903 --> 00:08:31,483 Femme Nasty? 196 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:35,232 That's just how Pastor Floyd said it when he found out. 197 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:38,989 Can I find any of your songs online? 198 00:08:39,007 --> 00:08:40,537 No. We just did a demo. 199 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,479 - After that, we broke up. - Oh, how come? 200 00:08:43,785 --> 00:08:46,245 Well, none of us could agree that I was the most talented. 201 00:08:48,048 --> 00:08:49,858 I have to hear these songs. 202 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,270 No. It was so long ago. I'd be embarrassed. 203 00:08:52,293 --> 00:08:53,733 Okay, if you don't feel comfortable... 204 00:08:53,762 --> 00:08:54,682 Okay, fine. I'll go get it! 205 00:08:54,707 --> 00:08:56,777 Stop being so pushy! 206 00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:00,533 - Oh, steal! - Here we go! 207 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,279 - Fast break! - Alley-oop! 208 00:09:02,298 --> 00:09:03,898 - Rejected! - Oh! 209 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,318 Get that junk out of here! 210 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:10,422 Uh-oh, must be midnight, 211 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,950 because Cinderella just turned back into a pumpkin! 212 00:09:14,682 --> 00:09:15,882 Dave, 213 00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:17,701 I can't get over these seats, man. 214 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,471 What kind of connections do you have? 215 00:09:19,497 --> 00:09:21,977 - Well, he didn't tell you? - Oh, let me guess. 216 00:09:22,004 --> 00:09:23,874 You were a cheerleader? 217 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,530 Ah, so he did tell you. 218 00:09:26,419 --> 00:09:29,029 Wait. Seriously? 219 00:09:29,401 --> 00:09:32,511 Before you start, just know male cheerleaders happen 220 00:09:32,543 --> 00:09:35,603 to be the backbone of the collegiate spirit community. 221 00:09:35,631 --> 00:09:37,151 Okay. 222 00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:39,009 I don't even care if we lose this game. 223 00:09:39,035 --> 00:09:41,215 This has become the best day of my life. 224 00:09:42,324 --> 00:09:43,954 All right, laugh all you want, Calvin, 225 00:09:43,985 --> 00:09:46,005 but Dave was a hell of an athlete. 226 00:09:46,092 --> 00:09:48,182 You should have seen how high they used to throw him. 227 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,860 And you two thought Dave was the man. 228 00:09:57,315 --> 00:09:58,695 Ladies and gentlemen, 229 00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,956 during this timeout, we would like to recognize 230 00:10:00,981 --> 00:10:03,691 the men and women who have served our country. 231 00:10:03,722 --> 00:10:07,022 Will all service members please rise? 232 00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:12,744 Hey, bad time for a bathroom break, Dave. 233 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:14,398 They're gonna think you're a veteran. 234 00:10:15,746 --> 00:10:17,396 Sit. Sit down. 235 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:19,355 Sit your ass down. 236 00:10:19,383 --> 00:10:19,813 Sit... 237 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,190 Whoa, whoa. What are you talking about? 238 00:10:21,213 --> 00:10:22,683 Dave isa veteran. 239 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,990 What? 240 00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:25,222 Yeah, he was in the National Guard. 241 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:27,316 He did a tour in Iraq. 242 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:37,313 Oh! 243 00:10:37,339 --> 00:10:39,069 Dad... was wrong. 244 00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:41,149 Dad was so wrong. I said, 245 00:10:41,168 --> 00:10:44,258 D-A-D-D-Y. You don't really know that guy. 246 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:49,777 Everybody! 247 00:10:55,438 --> 00:10:57,528 Hey, Dave, Dave, I cannot believe 248 00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:59,681 you were in the military, man. What did you do there? 249 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,063 Ah, you know, it was no big deal. 250 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:03,589 I was a liaison between troops and Iraqi civilians. 251 00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:05,933 Kind of like a war zone conflict negotiator. 252 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,552 No big deal? Dave, show them the video 253 00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:11,318 of you and all the warlords singing "We Are the World." 254 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,609 Hey, you were right, Dad. 255 00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:16,488 Turns out Dave isn't "the man." He's more like Captain America. 256 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:18,843 Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave, 257 00:11:18,869 --> 00:11:20,489 so-so what was it like for you coming home? 258 00:11:20,718 --> 00:11:21,938 You know, it was mostly okay. 259 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,745 Some parts were a little rough. 260 00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:25,472 I'll tell you what was rough. 261 00:11:25,499 --> 00:11:27,159 Trying to get women to pay attention to you 262 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:28,728 when this guy was around. 263 00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:31,962 Wait, what? Dave was a ladies' man? 264 00:11:32,115 --> 00:11:34,725 Dude, if Logan is an eight, that means Dave is a ten. 265 00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:35,732 - Solid ten. - Solid. 266 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:40,022 Would you two stop rating guys on how sexy they are? 267 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:45,483 Wow, Dad, uh, you seem kind of upset. 268 00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:48,310 Yeah, I think it's 'cause Dave is threatening his masculinity. 269 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:51,512 Very funny, coming from a couple of fives. 270 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,313 Fives? 271 00:11:54,401 --> 00:11:56,131 Yeah, I know how to play this game, too. 272 00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:01,988 All right, not a good time, horse. 273 00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:07,297 I said leave me alone. 274 00:12:07,322 --> 00:12:09,722 Ooh, Calvin, Buster's got his sights on you. 275 00:12:09,746 --> 00:12:12,866 Yeah, Calvin, you're buckin' with the wrong Bronco. 276 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,798 Well, he's buckin' with the wrong Butler. 277 00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:17,933 What's up, man? Oh. 278 00:12:17,964 --> 00:12:19,754 Oh-ho! 279 00:12:19,785 --> 00:12:22,045 Oh, you want a piece of me, old punk-ass Mr. Ed? 280 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,984 Whoa, whoa. Dad, Dad. 281 00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:26,466 Ha! 282 00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:29,649 Yeah, that's what I thought! 283 00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:32,365 Who the man now, huh? 284 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,102 Well, I mean, unless there's a warlord in that costume, 285 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,569 I'm sticking with Dave. 286 00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,011 You just became a four. 287 00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:44,702 Hey, hey! 288 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:47,339 Sorry, it took me a while to find a boom box 289 00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:48,975 that would play the tape. 290 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,610 What's a boom box? 291 00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:54,935 Oh, well, it's what we used to listen to music on 292 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,635 before there were CD players. 293 00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:58,434 What's a CD player? 294 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:02,147 Well, Grover, you need to get yourself an encyclopedia. 295 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,263 What's an encyclopedia? 296 00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:04,893 Boy, just google it! 297 00:13:07,215 --> 00:13:10,345 "Femme Nasty... 'You Think You Slick.'" 298 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:13,203 Oh, my God, look at how sexy you are. 299 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,770 Yeah. Pastor Floyd thought so, too. 300 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,313 After he kicked me out of the congregation, 301 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,040 he offered to buy me a condo. 302 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,281 Okay, so... 303 00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:26,285 I'm a little rusty, but let's try this out. 304 00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:34,938 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 305 00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:38,234 ♪ I know your game ♪ 306 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:39,480 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 307 00:13:39,502 --> 00:13:42,502 ♪ I know her name ♪ 308 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,170 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 309 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,070 ♪ You should be ashamed ♪ 310 00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:49,398 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 311 00:13:49,419 --> 00:13:52,319 ♪ It's all the same, baby. ♪ 312 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,510 Oh! 313 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,858 Oh, my God! 314 00:13:57,882 --> 00:14:01,062 Oh, my God, that was so cool. 315 00:14:01,088 --> 00:14:03,148 You have to start singing again. 316 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:04,866 Oh, you know, maybe you're right. 317 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,732 You should do it with her, Mom. 318 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,070 You love to sing. 319 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,440 Yeah, but that was in a choral group. 320 00:14:11,464 --> 00:14:13,934 Oh, come on, Gemma, singing is singing. 321 00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:15,606 Just-just give it a shot. 322 00:14:15,628 --> 00:14:17,548 - Okay. - All right, here we go. 323 00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:24,054 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 324 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:27,195 ♪ I know your game ♪ 325 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,660 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 326 00:14:28,681 --> 00:14:31,461 ♪ I know her name ♪ 327 00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:34,557 ♪ You think you slick? ♪ 328 00:14:38,272 --> 00:14:40,682 Maybe we should work on getting you that eagle. 329 00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:48,214 Yes! 330 00:14:48,245 --> 00:14:49,695 All right, Dave, we're on an 8-0 run. 331 00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:50,939 We got to keep up the momentum. 332 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,186 All right, I got this, I got this. 333 00:14:52,212 --> 00:14:53,672 All right, Broncos, here we go! 334 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,406 - Give me a "B. - B! 335 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,388 You got your "B," you got your "B." 336 00:14:57,411 --> 00:14:59,161 - Give me an "R. - R! 337 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,160 You got your "R," you got your "R." 338 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,963 - Give me an "O. - O! 339 00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:04,573 You got your "O," you got your "O." 340 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:07,636 What the hell are you doing? You two sit your asses down. 341 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,490 Dude, T-shirt cannon! 342 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,107 Ooh, Buster! 343 00:15:13,127 --> 00:15:15,007 Buster! Buster, over here! 344 00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:16,354 Here we go, right here. 345 00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:18,487 Buster... oh... 346 00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:23,203 You know what, Buster? I'm about to bust your ass. 347 00:15:23,229 --> 00:15:25,169 Pop, Pop. Dad, no, no, Dad, Dad... 348 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,500 Calvin. 349 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,719 Aah! 350 00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:32,552 What happened to the rest of the group? 351 00:15:32,585 --> 00:15:34,235 I don't know, we just kind of lost touch. 352 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,610 The last I heard, Janice moved to Nebraska, 353 00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:39,067 and Nicki married Pastor Floyd. 354 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,077 Well, you don't need them. You're amazing. 355 00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:44,614 You could totally go solo. 356 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,814 Oh, I don't know. 357 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,064 You know, there's nothing sadder 358 00:15:47,087 --> 00:15:48,267 than somebody past their prime 359 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,591 trying to relive their glory days. 360 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,898 There is nothing about you that is past your prime. 361 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:56,567 Aw. I just don't want to do anything 362 00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:58,503 that would embarrass my family. 363 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:00,066 Look. 364 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,610 Dad and Mr. Calvin are on TV. 365 00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:12,285 You get back. 366 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:14,894 Oh, I'm definitely gonna start singing again. 367 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:23,555 Listen to that. 368 00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:27,359 There's a great game going on, and we're locked in here. 369 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,720 Nobody asked you to help me, Dave. 370 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,526 I know how to fight a horse. 371 00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:35,001 Calvin, I wasn't helping you. 372 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,644 You grabbed my ankles and were swinging me around. 373 00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,164 Well, you seemed fine with it. 374 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:43,230 When you landed, you jumped up and clapped. 375 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,319 That was muscle memory. 376 00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:50,063 What is your problem, Calvin? 377 00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:52,753 You have been angry with me all day. 378 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,438 You know what, I'll tell you what my problem is. 379 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,812 I don't know who the hell you are. 380 00:16:58,356 --> 00:17:00,066 What is that supposed to mean? 381 00:17:00,516 --> 00:17:02,886 You move in, and you're this corny doofus 382 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:04,649 that won't leave me alone. 383 00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:08,393 Then, out of nowhere, suddenly you're the man. 384 00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,322 Calvin, what are you talking about? 385 00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,877 I mean, you got us these amazing free tickets. 386 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,539 Your best friend is a SWAT superhero. 387 00:17:16,572 --> 00:17:20,052 And to top it all off, you're a war veteran. 388 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:23,324 I mean, the only thing about this day 389 00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:26,147 that makes sense is that you were a cheerleader. 390 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,294 So you're blaming me because you didn't know me 391 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,327 - as well as you thought? - Yes. 392 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,080 How is that my fault? 393 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,186 Because those are the kind of things 394 00:17:36,213 --> 00:17:37,893 that you're supposed to tell a friend. 395 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,444 Calvin... 396 00:17:48,112 --> 00:17:49,592 Did you just call me a friend? 397 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,056 No. 398 00:17:51,079 --> 00:17:53,349 I mean, I don't know. I mean... 399 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,725 prison does crazy things to a man. 400 00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:00,776 You did. You just called me a friend. 401 00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,987 And that's the first time you've called me the F-word. 402 00:18:04,424 --> 00:18:06,984 Trust me, Dave, not even close. 403 00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:10,586 Okay, look, to be honest... 404 00:18:11,017 --> 00:18:13,597 I never mentioned being a veteran because... 405 00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,905 I-I figured you wouldn't care. 406 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:17,594 What would give you that idea? 407 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:19,817 Because every other time I've tried to tell you something, 408 00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:22,316 you've said, "I don't care." 409 00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:26,014 Well, that's because usually it's something ridiculous, 410 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:30,029 like male sea horses and how they carry the babies. 411 00:18:30,648 --> 00:18:33,278 But this is about you being in a war. 412 00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:36,278 I mean, it's a big deal. 413 00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:40,297 Okay. Well, I'm-I'm sorry. 414 00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:43,026 It's not always the easiest thing to talk about. 415 00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:46,022 I get that. 416 00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:48,017 But, just so you know, 417 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,779 if ever you want to talk about anything, 418 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,663 I'm here. 419 00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:56,278 Thank you. That means a lot. 420 00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,545 And, and just so you know, 421 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:01,529 if you ever want to talk about anything, 422 00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,526 I'm all yours. 423 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,808 Okay, you know, uh, here's one thing. 424 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:12,278 Never tell your cellmate "I'm all yours." 425 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,469 - Ah, man, it was so good to see you. - Bring it in, big guy. 426 00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:23,552 Dude, I can't believe I'm saying this, 427 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,820 but I think I want to be a part of the 'Zoo Crew. 428 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,712 I guarantee I'd be the only Malcolm. 429 00:19:29,205 --> 00:19:31,705 And, Calvin, thank you for looking out 430 00:19:32,095 --> 00:19:34,375 for my friend out here. Aw, well, you know, 431 00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:35,918 Dave's my guy. 432 00:19:35,938 --> 00:19:38,278 We did time together. 433 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:45,521 Hey, who's that? 434 00:20:10,115 --> 00:20:16,025 Calvin...! 435 00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:21,149 No...! 436 00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:35,684 No...! 437 00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,311 Huh? No. 438 00:20:38,339 --> 00:20:39,899 No! 439 00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:45,153 Hey, Pop. We're gonna say good-bye to Logan #2.