1 00:00:01,599 --> 00:00:04,379 Grover, I'm telling you, you are gonna love camping. 2 00:00:04,648 --> 00:00:07,818 There's hiking, there's a nature center, 3 00:00:07,845 --> 00:00:09,715 there's even a waterfall. 4 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:13,358 I don't know, feels like you guys are selling it pretty hard. 5 00:00:14,802 --> 00:00:16,612 Hey, guys, whats going on here? 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,250 Were just getting our gear ready. 7 00:00:18,273 --> 00:00:20,083 The Johnsons are going camping. 8 00:00:20,327 --> 00:00:21,747 Permanently? 9 00:00:22,721 --> 00:00:24,081 I wish. 10 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,350 Were just going for the weekend. 11 00:00:26,369 --> 00:00:28,009 Its Grovers first time. 12 00:00:28,031 --> 00:00:30,331 Wait, were doing this more than once? 13 00:00:30,927 --> 00:00:33,477 Buddy, it is gonna be fantastic. 14 00:00:33,499 --> 00:00:35,819 There is nothing like being outside, 15 00:00:35,839 --> 00:00:39,449 just you and the elements, sleeping under the open sky. 16 00:00:39,549 --> 00:00:41,699 Yeah, that's exactly what Crackhead Victor said 17 00:00:41,717 --> 00:00:45,237 when he tried to sell his house to pay for... Well, you know. 18 00:00:47,574 --> 00:00:49,704 So I take it you guys aren't big campers? 19 00:00:49,726 --> 00:00:52,016 Are you kidding? The only camping he ever did 20 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,830 was standing in line for tickets to see Earth, Wind & Fire. 21 00:00:55,635 --> 00:00:57,115 I prefer the kind of elements 22 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:58,527 - you can groove to. - Uh-oh, uh-oh. 23 00:00:58,549 --> 00:00:59,889 - Yeah. - Wait a minute, wait a minute, 24 00:00:59,908 --> 00:01:01,288 Wait a minute now, get it, baby. 25 00:01:01,306 --> 00:01:03,036 Get it. Hey. 26 00:01:04,026 --> 00:01:05,446 You should come with us. 27 00:01:05,474 --> 00:01:07,194 Everybody pitching in, no distractions... 28 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:09,639 Camping really brings a family together. 29 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,917 Dave, I got one grown son who lives with us, 30 00:01:12,936 --> 00:01:14,816 and another who's over all the time. 31 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,841 Trust me, togetherness is not my problem. 32 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:20,914 Well, you don't know what you're missing. 33 00:01:20,945 --> 00:01:23,195 Yeah, I do. A roof. 34 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:30,389 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 35 00:01:30,388 --> 00:01:32,658 Hey. You guys were gone for a while. 36 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:34,378 Yeah, that must've been a good walk. 37 00:01:34,414 --> 00:01:36,324 We only walked two blocks. 38 00:01:37,003 --> 00:01:38,743 Your father stopped to yell at one kid for cursing, 39 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:41,049 then cursed at another kid for yelling. 40 00:01:42,656 --> 00:01:44,336 So like you said, good walk. 41 00:01:45,293 --> 00:01:46,613 Get up. 42 00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:48,528 Move over. 43 00:01:48,549 --> 00:01:49,849 Man. 44 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,955 You know what, baby, I think we should take Dave and Gemma up 45 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:55,556 on their offer and go camping. 46 00:01:55,585 --> 00:01:59,565 What? Your mom thinks we should all go camping. 47 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,636 - I'm in. - Sounds like fun to me. 48 00:02:01,672 --> 00:02:03,142 Who asked you? 49 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:06,028 I think it might be fun. 50 00:02:06,152 --> 00:02:07,292 You know my New Years Resolution 51 00:02:07,321 --> 00:02:09,451 was to try more white people stuff. 52 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,707 Uh, you already made quinoa and watched The Crown. 53 00:02:13,732 --> 00:02:15,042 Isn't that enough? 54 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:17,589 Baby, we have not been on a family vacation 55 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:18,811 together in years. 56 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,458 Yeah, and we've never been camping. 57 00:02:20,476 --> 00:02:22,316 - It always looks fun in the movies. - Yeah. 58 00:02:22,339 --> 00:02:24,349 Yeah, until the axe murderer shows up. 59 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:27,445 You know the black people are always the first ones to die. 60 00:02:28,903 --> 00:02:31,513 Come on, Calvin. 61 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:35,185 You and I could sneak off on a hike, just the two of us, 62 00:02:35,654 --> 00:02:37,464 get in touch with nature. 63 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:40,603 Oh, kind of like that flower bed 64 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,268 after the Earth, Wind & Fire concert, ah... 65 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:45,039 You remember that. 66 00:02:46,153 --> 00:02:48,323 This is grosser than Moms quinoa. 67 00:02:49,021 --> 00:02:52,161 You should hear how they talk when they think I'm not home. 68 00:02:53,662 --> 00:02:55,422 Oh, we know you at home. 69 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,530 Smell that fresh air. 70 00:03:02,797 --> 00:03:05,647 Are we there yet? 71 00:03:05,673 --> 00:03:07,913 We've been hiking forever. 72 00:03:08,436 --> 00:03:11,486 Grover, we've... we've walked a hundred yards. 73 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:15,151 You can still see the car from here. 74 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:18,764 Well, were here now. Lets set up camp. 75 00:03:19,057 --> 00:03:20,997 I have to pee. Wheres the bathroom? 76 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:23,760 Ooh, son, get ready to have your mind blown. 77 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,892 Its wherever you want it to be. 78 00:03:27,204 --> 00:03:28,304 Cool. 79 00:03:28,335 --> 00:03:29,915 Whoa! Okay... 80 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,481 Take it to the bushes, Quick Draw. 81 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,239 I wonder when the Butlers are gonna get here. 82 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,630 Tina said they had to stop on the way and pick up supplies. 83 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:40,136 I cant wait. You know, I think 84 00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:41,781 Calvins really gonna like camping. 85 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:43,315 And good for him for being willing to get out 86 00:03:43,341 --> 00:03:45,271 of his comfort zone and rough it with us. 87 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,360 Hey, Johnsons! Let the roughing it begin! 88 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,930 This is so cool! 89 00:04:06,957 --> 00:04:08,417 Hey, Gemma. 90 00:04:09,084 --> 00:04:10,544 You want some sushi? 91 00:04:10,713 --> 00:04:12,313 We didn't have any fishing poles, 92 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,569 so I figured wed just skip to the good part. 93 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,743 Ooh, look at that. Caught a California roll. 94 00:04:21,096 --> 00:04:24,046 Oh, wow. Look at this place. 95 00:04:24,072 --> 00:04:25,982 Yeah, its beautiful, isn't it? 96 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:29,237 Yeah, its quiet, its remote, 97 00:04:29,564 --> 00:04:32,334 its peaceful. 98 00:04:32,646 --> 00:04:34,976 Is what Dad said about that axe murderer in your head, too? 99 00:04:35,002 --> 00:04:36,272 Totally. 100 00:04:36,616 --> 00:04:37,666 Hey, guys. 101 00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:45,456 Ha, ha, ha. 102 00:04:45,481 --> 00:04:46,691 What do you say, Dave? 103 00:04:46,722 --> 00:04:47,972 How do you like my tent? 104 00:04:48,269 --> 00:04:50,249 Gets 12 miles to the gallon. 105 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,792 I cant believe you rented an RV. 106 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,053 Rented? 107 00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:58,117 Man, I borrowed this from my buddy Arthur. 108 00:04:58,195 --> 00:04:59,525 Yeah, hes been staying in it 109 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:01,361 since he got caught cheating on his wife. 110 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:03,728 Lucky for him, she fell down the stairs 111 00:05:03,749 --> 00:05:06,369 and he had to move back in to take care of her. 112 00:05:07,545 --> 00:05:08,985 How is that lucky for him? 113 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:11,459 You're right. Lucky for me. 114 00:05:16,745 --> 00:05:18,215 Dad, I'm kind of hungry. 115 00:05:18,243 --> 00:05:20,523 Cool, great. Lets eat. 116 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:23,294 Now, all we have to do is collect a bunch of wood 117 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,052 and kindling to start a fire. 118 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:26,446 Once we get that going, well hike 119 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:28,569 about a quarter mile down to the well, 120 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:31,328 bring back some water, and boil it... which, at this altitude, 121 00:05:31,354 --> 00:05:33,904 should take about 45 minutes to an hour. 122 00:05:35,287 --> 00:05:36,957 Sounds like a lot of work. 123 00:05:36,982 --> 00:05:38,732 Ooh, its a ton. 124 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,210 But that's whats so great about camping. 125 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:44,714 Trust me, later tonight, when you're eating a smore 126 00:05:44,739 --> 00:05:47,299 cooked over a fire that you built yourself, 127 00:05:47,317 --> 00:05:49,927 it is gonna be the best thing that you ever tasted. 128 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:54,281 This smore is the best thing I've ever tasted. 129 00:05:56,145 --> 00:05:57,975 How'd you make that so fast? 130 00:05:58,003 --> 00:05:59,693 Oh, there's a microwave in there. 131 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,500 I could make you one. 132 00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:03,137 Can I? 133 00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:06,101 Well, its up to you, buddy. 134 00:06:06,128 --> 00:06:07,508 You can do it the easy way, or you can... 135 00:06:07,531 --> 00:06:08,761 Bye. 136 00:06:10,616 --> 00:06:12,566 You know, Dave, you're more than welcome. 137 00:06:12,697 --> 00:06:15,167 Were just about to watch Man vs. Wild in there. 138 00:06:15,186 --> 00:06:17,376 Spoiler alert: man wins. 139 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,490 Mmm. 140 00:06:22,523 --> 00:06:24,823 You know, its... its kind of nice out here. 141 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,113 Its peaceful and quiet. 142 00:06:27,364 --> 00:06:29,124 You can really hear yourself think. 143 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,647 What are you thinking about? 144 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:33,189 I'm thinking if this camping thing goes well, 145 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:35,900 the next white person thing I might do is try mayonnaise. 146 00:06:37,953 --> 00:06:39,833 Trust me, its gonna go great. 147 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:42,149 I've loved camping since I was a little kid. 148 00:06:42,356 --> 00:06:44,146 Was it big out there in Kalamazoo? 149 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,936 Oh, I'm not from Kalamazoo. 150 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:48,459 I'm not some big town city slicker. 151 00:06:50,381 --> 00:06:52,091 I'm from Hickory Corners. 152 00:06:52,265 --> 00:06:55,225 Well, I'm from Compton, and you cant stand on those corners. 153 00:06:57,378 --> 00:06:59,218 So whats it like there? 154 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:02,240 Oh, just like every other small town. 155 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:05,386 One stoplight, a Dairy Queen up by the highway 156 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:08,220 with a broken soft serve and some guy named Billy 157 00:07:08,237 --> 00:07:09,977 who cant stay out of trouble. 158 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:13,180 But his dads the sheriff, so he gets away with murder. 159 00:07:13,995 --> 00:07:16,135 Mm. In my neighborhood, that was Little D. 160 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:18,037 His father was the sheriff? 161 00:07:18,407 --> 00:07:20,277 Yeah, lets go with that. 162 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:29,461 ? Paul Bunyan, Paul Bunyan ? 163 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:34,857 ? Lumberjack explorer of the western plains... ? 164 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,893 On the shores of Michigan, his story begins... 165 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:47,128 He has been singing this song for ten minutes 166 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:48,904 and this is where the story begins? 167 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:50,700 Yeah, we out. 168 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:54,204 Oh, yeah, thanks, guys. This was a lot. 169 00:07:54,226 --> 00:07:55,396 Well... A lot of what? 170 00:07:55,561 --> 00:07:56,791 Just a lot. 171 00:07:57,532 --> 00:07:59,002 Well, hold on, guys, we haven't even gotten 172 00:07:59,026 --> 00:08:00,046 to ghost stories yet. 173 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,900 Whoa, did he say ghost stories? 174 00:08:02,159 --> 00:08:03,599 He sure did. 175 00:08:04,465 --> 00:08:07,435 Legend has it that this campsite 176 00:08:07,456 --> 00:08:12,046 was built on the cursed remains of a Native American graveyard. 177 00:08:12,086 --> 00:08:13,786 - Mama! - Nope. 178 00:08:17,036 --> 00:08:19,486 Well, looks like its just the Johnsons. 179 00:08:19,509 --> 00:08:21,669 Actually, I have to use the bathroom. 180 00:08:21,691 --> 00:08:23,431 I'm gonna go pee off that giant cliff again. 181 00:08:23,464 --> 00:08:27,104 W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Hey. Lets just go in the RV. 182 00:08:27,135 --> 00:08:28,765 What? No, don't go in the RV. 183 00:08:28,794 --> 00:08:30,314 I don't want him falling off a cliff. 184 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,803 Well, hell be fine. 185 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:34,084 There's a river at the bottom of it. 186 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,862 This is gonna taste so much better than from a microwave. 187 00:08:44,101 --> 00:08:45,841 Ooh. Ooh, baby. 188 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:48,775 All right... whoa. 189 00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:51,901 Oh... hot! Hot! Hot! 190 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:53,349 Hot! 191 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,016 Still better. 192 00:08:58,218 --> 00:09:00,978 ? Get down, get down, get down, get down... ? 193 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:03,638 Arthur may be a cheating dog of a husband, 194 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:06,014 but he sure knows how to trick out an RV! 195 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:07,539 Hey! 196 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:10,580 Get it, baby, get it, baby. 197 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,460 Ah, got that... 198 00:09:16,346 --> 00:09:17,586 Hey. 199 00:09:17,614 --> 00:09:18,814 You've been gone a half hour. 200 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,328 I thought you were just taking Grover to the bathroom. 201 00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:22,647 I was, but then they started playing music 202 00:09:22,671 --> 00:09:24,271 and Marty challenged me to a dance battle, 203 00:09:24,303 --> 00:09:27,213 so... I had to represent. 204 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,824 This isn't what I wanted this weekend to be like. 205 00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:35,688 This RV defeats the entire purpose of being out here. 206 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:38,171 Isn't the entire purpose of being out here 207 00:09:38,199 --> 00:09:40,899 to get closer to each other and have fun? 208 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:44,003 I guess, I just... were supposed to be roughing it, 209 00:09:44,096 --> 00:09:46,856 not living in a mansion on wheels. 210 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:50,656 Whoa. 211 00:09:51,956 --> 00:09:53,896 Did I do that? 212 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:56,833 Oh, my God, 213 00:09:56,863 --> 00:10:00,183 - that smell! - Oh, somebody punch me in the nose! 214 00:10:00,452 --> 00:10:02,172 What-what happened? 215 00:10:02,204 --> 00:10:05,554 The sink started erupting and then everything went black. 216 00:10:05,589 --> 00:10:07,999 Yeah, we must've overloaded the power, 217 00:10:08,118 --> 00:10:10,158 and it caused the septic pump to blow. 218 00:10:10,342 --> 00:10:12,552 Well, who would've known borrowing a used RV 219 00:10:12,582 --> 00:10:15,882 from an unemployed divorc was a bad idea? 220 00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:18,468 Hey, well, if we cant go back in there, 221 00:10:18,491 --> 00:10:20,061 where are we supposed to sleep? 222 00:10:20,718 --> 00:10:22,278 I've been waiting for you. 223 00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:35,076 Oh, God. 224 00:10:38,032 --> 00:10:39,622 Oh, man. 225 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,580 Well, that was a cozy night. 226 00:10:52,996 --> 00:10:55,666 Uh, baby, you got something stuck to your forehead. 227 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,363 Oh! 228 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:59,873 Sorry, uh, its my mouthguard. 229 00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:02,808 I'm a grinder. 230 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,315 That was your teeth? 231 00:11:04,443 --> 00:11:07,093 I thought it was an axe murderer circling our tent. 232 00:11:08,323 --> 00:11:10,533 Is that why you had your arms around me? 233 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,511 I didn't have my arms around you. 234 00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:22,905 Sorry, uh, thought you were Gemma. 235 00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:25,824 Well, I don't know about anyone else, 236 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,373 but I need a cup of coffee. 237 00:11:27,401 --> 00:11:29,161 - Yes. - Great. 238 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:31,580 All we got to do is collect some wood and kindling... 239 00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,419 There's a general store by the park entrance. 240 00:11:37,444 --> 00:11:39,074 We can just walk over there and get some coffees 241 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,479 and some cleaning supplies. 242 00:11:40,624 --> 00:11:42,284 Yeah, Ill see if I can get the RV started, 243 00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:43,859 so we can get out of here. 244 00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:45,104 Well, hold on, g-get out of here? 245 00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:46,955 We haven't even hiked to the waterfall yet. 246 00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,495 Well, its a good thing, 247 00:11:48,521 --> 00:11:50,491 because I wasn't gonna do that anyway. 248 00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:55,118 I think after last night we all just want to go home. 249 00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:57,569 Really? Even you, buddy? 250 00:11:57,792 --> 00:12:02,022 Sorry, Dad, without the RV, camping's kind of boring. 251 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:05,006 Well, what about peeing outside? 252 00:12:05,128 --> 00:12:06,238 Its just not as much fun 253 00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:08,712 when you're allowed to do it. 254 00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,419 I know, right? 255 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:16,185 Fine. You guys go ahead. 256 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,242 I guess Ill stay here and start packing. 257 00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:20,989 Well be surrounded by noise and traffic 258 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:22,833 and polluted air in no time. 259 00:12:22,857 --> 00:12:24,507 - Finally. Yes. Good. - Thank God. 260 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,865 Yes. Come on, baby, come on. 261 00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:28,715 Hey, Dave. 262 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:31,360 Before I get started, is there anything around here 263 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:35,630 for breakfast that doesn't start with "all you got to do is..."? 264 00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:39,478 Yeah, there's some granola bars 265 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,817 in the bear canister. 266 00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:43,439 - The what? - The container. 267 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,588 You put your food in there 268 00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:46,875 so you don't attract bears or other wildlife. 269 00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:48,773 You're trying to tell me 270 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,422 a bear cant get into this thing? 271 00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,893 Not if its locked. They're not clever enough. 272 00:12:55,945 --> 00:12:58,125 All right. 273 00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:17,361 Well, your hats stupid. 274 00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:24,215 It feels good to be indoors again. 275 00:13:24,239 --> 00:13:25,919 Yeah, I like trees a lot better 276 00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:28,572 when they're chopped down and used to hold up a roof. 277 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,181 Look, there's a nature center. 278 00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:34,129 Oh. 279 00:13:34,152 --> 00:13:36,922 Cool, I always enjoy a good science exhibit. 280 00:13:47,683 --> 00:13:50,943 Or a macabre temple of death! 281 00:13:52,592 --> 00:13:54,112 Can we... 282 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:55,496 Leave? Yes. 283 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,263 Uh, we gonna wait outside. 284 00:13:58,286 --> 00:14:00,746 Yeah, take our chances with the axe murderer. 285 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,719 Morning, ladies. 286 00:14:04,737 --> 00:14:05,917 Good morning, Maynard. 287 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,615 Uh, look, I have to warn you, 288 00:14:07,643 --> 00:14:08,953 if you're here to buy alcohol, 289 00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:11,025 I am gonna need to see some IDs. 290 00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:14,299 Yeah, whatever you got, 291 00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:16,715 - just put a shot of it in my coffee. - I'm sorry. 292 00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:18,239 I was just joking. 293 00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,661 The park actually doesn't allow me to sell alcohol. 294 00:14:20,748 --> 00:14:22,798 Oh, she was just joking, too. 295 00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:23,962 No, I wasn't. 296 00:14:25,359 --> 00:14:27,379 Well, it looks like you guys must have quite a mess, huh? 297 00:14:27,403 --> 00:14:28,013 Yeah. 298 00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:30,196 Yeah, the septic tank in our RV blew up 299 00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:32,206 Right in the middle of our dance party. 300 00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:34,497 Good thing the song was telling us to "slide to the left." 301 00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:36,509 Well, that sounds awful, 302 00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:38,026 But I see it more than you would think. 303 00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,542 Luckily for you... 304 00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:41,984 I have one mop left. 305 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:43,520 Yes, yes! Thank you. 306 00:14:43,543 --> 00:14:45,443 - That's exactly what we needed. - Ah, you're welcome. 307 00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:48,656 Coffees two dollars, cleaning supplies, ten, 308 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,529 and a mop, $100 even. 309 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,385 What!? 310 00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:55,645 You're trying to charge us $100 for a mop? 311 00:14:55,672 --> 00:14:57,212 Well, you're welcome to go to Target; 312 00:14:57,237 --> 00:14:58,357 probably is a lot cheaper. 313 00:14:58,381 --> 00:14:59,751 Oh, great, where is it? 314 00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:01,306 Well, uh, just take a left at the highway 315 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,215 and then go straight for 30 miles. 316 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:07,447 Hopefully that bridge is open. 317 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,227 Ah! 318 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,030 This is the last time I listen to you over Crackhead Victor. 319 00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:18,195 You know, 320 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:21,046 you didn't even give camping a chance, Calvin. 321 00:15:21,071 --> 00:15:22,551 You could've had fun. 322 00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:25,866 Fun... Oh, you want fun? 323 00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:27,678 Ill show you fun. 324 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,456 Very funny, Calvin. 325 00:15:31,783 --> 00:15:33,233 Who's Calvin? 326 00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:36,531 I'm a bear, and I'm hungry for Dave! 327 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,659 Now you're just being ridiculous. 328 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,611 A bear would never know my name. 329 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,838 D-D-D... 330 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,233 Dave, Dave, its-its-its a real bear. 331 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,748 Give it up, Calvin. Come on. 332 00:15:57,068 --> 00:16:00,928 Now, I got to admit, that really did sound good. 333 00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:08,486 There's-there's a real bear here, Calvin. 334 00:16:08,506 --> 00:16:10,506 Okay... So w-what do we do? 335 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,534 We-we run for it? 336 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,340 No, no, no. Bad idea. 337 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,513 Bears can run up to 25 miles an hour. 338 00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,835 What can I run? Like 30, 35? 339 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,660 Okay, we-we need to get to the RV. 340 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:25,681 Aw, man, it smells terrible in there. 341 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,886 You know what? I can live with it. 342 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,780 Go, go, go, go! 343 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:33,843 Maynard, you're not really gonna 344 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,327 charge us $100 for a mop? 345 00:16:36,353 --> 00:16:38,183 I would love to cut you guys a deal, 346 00:16:38,215 --> 00:16:39,595 but capitalism, right? 347 00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,451 This is a straight up shakedown. 348 00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:43,356 Well, now, see? She gets it. 349 00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:45,874 No, no, no, no, no. 350 00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:47,732 What I get is that you're a two-bit hustler. 351 00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tina. 352 00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:52,738 That's no way to treat our friend from Oklahoma. 353 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,730 I saw your coffee mug. Was I wrong? 354 00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:59,376 Nope. Born and raised in Boynton. 355 00:16:59,403 --> 00:17:00,373 Wait, Boynton? 356 00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:02,137 - Mm-hmm. - Are you kidding me? 357 00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,998 Is there still just one stoplight? 358 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,550 There is. 359 00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:07,486 And is the Dairy Queen still there? 360 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:10,042 - You mean the one by the highway? - With the broken soft serve? 361 00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:11,323 That's the one. 362 00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:12,885 - Yeah, yeah! - Wait. 363 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,577 What about the sheriffs son, huh? 364 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:15,711 Is he still up to no good? 365 00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:16,911 Oh, please, you kidding me? 366 00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:18,212 Hes the one who broke the soft serve. Yeah! 367 00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:21,492 Oh! 368 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,489 Oh, my gosh, what a small world. 369 00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:25,613 Oh, boy. No, I-I-I cant take advantage 370 00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:28,236 of a fellow Boyntonian. 20 bucks for everything. 371 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,060 - Oh! - Oh, yes! 372 00:17:29,076 --> 00:17:30,856 - Thank you so much. - Great. 373 00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,072 You know what, you never told me your name, 374 00:17:33,099 --> 00:17:35,339 and I still know everybody back in Boynton. 375 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:38,968 Oh... my name is... 376 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,309 Run, Tina! 377 00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:46,333 This is how we do in Hickory Corners. 378 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:50,166 This is all your fault. 379 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:52,446 I knew camping was stupid. 380 00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,336 You know, every time you yell at me 381 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,485 you're breathing more of this air. 382 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,217 Its worth it. 383 00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,329 I wonder what attracted that bear. 384 00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:02,081 You locked the canister, right? 385 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,764 Of course I did. 386 00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:12,721 Its not my fault the bears a genius. 387 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,308 This is a disaster. 388 00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,906 I just wanted to share something that I love with my family. 389 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,982 Then why'd you drag us into it? 390 00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:25,159 Guess I think of you guys as family. 391 00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:28,161 You do? 392 00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:30,375 Yeah, I mean, ever since we moved out here 393 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,681 you guys have welcomed us into your lives. 394 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,298 I don't know what we would've done without you. 395 00:18:36,513 --> 00:18:37,913 I mean, 396 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:39,860 you guys have done stuff for us, too. 397 00:18:39,878 --> 00:18:40,988 You know, 398 00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:44,340 besides this incredibly awful experience. 399 00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:50,012 You know, if it wasn't for the terrible smell and... 400 00:18:50,487 --> 00:18:52,277 and the bear outside, 401 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,760 this would be kind of a nice moment. 402 00:18:54,914 --> 00:18:57,674 Yeah... I guess it would be. 403 00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:00,137 Oh, my God, our families! 404 00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:02,841 I know, coming together as one, right? 405 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:07,483 No, no. Our families are coming back and there's a bear outside. 406 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:09,808 You're right. Okay, we got to do something. 407 00:19:09,829 --> 00:19:12,719 All right, look, I got a plan. You're gonna run outside 408 00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:14,734 and you're gonna scare that bear away. 409 00:19:15,008 --> 00:19:17,898 Okay. What are you gonna do? 410 00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,701 I'm gonna stay in here. 411 00:19:20,802 --> 00:19:23,472 Grovers gonna need a man in his life, Dave. 412 00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,208 Go away! 413 00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:33,032 Go, go, go! 414 00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,241 Go, boy, go! 415 00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:36,261 Don't kill us! 416 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:37,287 Go! 417 00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:39,684 Yeah! 418 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:42,203 - Whoa, it worked! Hes gone. - That's right, bear! 419 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:43,842 We run this forest! 420 00:19:44,796 --> 00:19:46,386 Ha! 421 00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:49,704 Calvin, we did it! We saved our families. 422 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,516 Yeah, like I told you, 423 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:54,780 when it comes to man versus wild, man always... 424 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:57,859 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 425 00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:00,978 I-I-I thought that stick was a snake. 426 00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:08,242 So then the bear reared up 427 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,906 on its hind legs 428 00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:11,608 and it roared at us! 429 00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:14,671 And that's when a even bigger bear showed up. 430 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:16,396 Whoa! 431 00:20:16,912 --> 00:20:18,842 You notice every time they tell this story 432 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,462 there's more bears in it? 433 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,440 Shh, I don't want to miss the part 434 00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:24,405 where they saved all our lives. 435 00:20:25,232 --> 00:20:28,602 Look, I don't want to sound too dramatic, but... 436 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:31,446 But, uh, we saved all y'all lives. 437 00:20:34,514 --> 00:20:36,364 There you go. 438 00:20:37,399 --> 00:20:39,859 How many bears do you think there really were? 439 00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:43,206 Girl, its probably just a big-ass raccoon.