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Hey, Grover,
we'’re almost there.

2
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Check out our
new neighborhood.

3
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I guess it looks cool.

4
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I'’ll tell Grammy how nice it is

5
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so she won'’t be worried
we moved.

6
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Aw, did Grammy tell you
she was worried?

7
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She said she wishes we didn'’t
have to live so far away.

8
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Aw.

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She also wishes
we weren'’t moving

10
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to a black neighborhood.

11
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I am really
gonna miss your mom.Okay.

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Buddy, I-I wouldn'’t call it
a black neighborhood.

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Really? He'’s black. He's black.

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She'’s black.

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Would you look at over there?
That'’s a palm tree.

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Oh, yeah, right next
to that black guy.

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All right, son.

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It'’s time to set up
for Yardecue Day.

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Got to get the tables, fire up
the smoker, and prep the meats.

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Yeah, that sounds
like a whole lot.

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You'’d better get busy.

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What is so important
on this phone?

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I know it'’s not looking
for a job.

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It'’s a video
talking about evolution.

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It says the number one key
to survival

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is being able
to adapt to change.

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Hmm. You know, the number
one key to yoursurvival

28
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is getting your butt up and
helping me stack some wood.

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Hey, hey, Pop, look.

30
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I hate stacking that wood, man.
There'’s always spiders.

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[laughs]: Exactly. That'’s
why you'’re stacking the wood.

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Six, seven, eight...

33
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Sweetie, please stop
counting black people.

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Okay, just because there'’s
more diversity here

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doesn'’t mean we won't get along
with everyone.

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Inside of all these homes

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are people and families
that are just like us.

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Plus, my new school
where you'’re gonna go

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is super close by.

40
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Yes, and that'’s another reason
why we chose this house.

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Mm-hmm.Grammy says that it was the only
house that we could afford.

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[sighs]
Wow, it'’s like she's still here.

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[screams] A spider is on me!

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It got me![laughs]

45
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It'’s not funny, man.

46
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You know, you are extra
annoying on Yardecue Day.

47
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Son, how can you have
such a bad attitude

48
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on a day like today?

49
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Yardecue Day is about bringing
our community together

50
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to celebrate what makes
this neighborhood special.

51
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Which is?Me.

52
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Seriously, son,

53
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our family'’s been in this
neighborhood for generations,

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and the culture
that we helped to create

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is worthy of respect.

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Now you watch the firebox while
I go in and season the meat.

57
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Oh, boy, you mean I actually
get to touch the smoker?

58
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No, you don'’t get
to touch the smoker.

59
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I said watch the smoker.
Don'’t touch the smoker.

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I'’m the only one
touches the smoker.

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Man, I hate Yardecue Day.

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[tires screech]

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Hey, we'’re your new neighbors,
the Johnsons.

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Dave, hurry. He needs to pee.

65
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I'’m sorry. Long
drive, big soda.

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I'’m coming, hold on.

67
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Hey, look,
our neighbor'’s diverse, too.

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Although maybe today'’s gonna be
more fun than I thought.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Hey, Ma.

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Hey. I heard tires screech.

73
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I hate it when those gangbangers
tear up the street.

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You know, I saw them.

75
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Uh, I'’m not too sure what gang
they would be a part of.

76
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Oh, really?
Well, who was it, then?

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Oh, it'’s the new neighbors.

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Says their names
are the Johnsons.

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Johnsons?Hmm.

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Well, all right.Yeah.

81
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It is good to hear another
successful black family

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moving into that nice house.

83
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You know,
keeping the neighborhood

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headed in a positive direction.

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[laughs]: I'’m so glad
to hear you say that.

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Calvin,
how about we go over there

87
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and invite them
to Yardecue Day.

88
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You know what,
that'’s a good idea.Mm-hmm.

89
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I think that is a great idea.

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How I look, baby?

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Mmm, as handsome as ever, baby.

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[both chuckle]Hey there.

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[chuckles]Hello.

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Uh, we'’re-we're looking
for the Johnsons.

95
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Well, you found '’em.
Dave Johnson. Nice to meet you.

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Take a step back

97
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so I can see the handshake.

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Uh, nice to meet you, too.

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I'’m Tina. This is my husband
Calvin. We'’re the Butlers.

100
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Oh, great,
'’cause I rang for some tea

101
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about a half hour ago.

102
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[laughs]

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What the...?Actually, we'’re
your new neighbors.

104
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And we live right next door.

105
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Oh, no way.
This is you guys right here?Uh-huh.

106
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It'’s so nice to meet you.[stammers]

107
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So, your name is Johnson?

108
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Like-like Magic Johnson,
Dwayne Johnson?

109
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All the other black Johnsons?

110
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Oh, yeah.

111
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And like Magic Johnson,
I'’m from Michigan,

112
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and like Dwayne Johnson,
I rock. [laughs]

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[laughing]:
That'’s pretty f...

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That'’s a pretty serious smoker
you got there.Oh, yeah.

115
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Calvin built it himself.

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We own an auto repair shop.

117
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Calvin'’s really
good with tools.

118
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Oh, that'’s so cool.
I love to barbecue.

119
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What kind of wood do you use?

120
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Hickory. Little mixture
of oak and pecan.

121
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Wow. I'’d love
to try that someday.

122
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I bet you would.Why don'’t you, uh...

123
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come by later.

124
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A bunch of people from the
neighborhood are gonna stop by.

125
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Ooh. You know,
I don'’t know that we can.

126
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The movers should
be here any minute.

127
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Aw, just come by for a bit.

128
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In this neighborhood,
we believe in hospitality.

129
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Right?But we also believe
in privacy,

130
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so, you know, do what you
got to do. You know. Hey.

131
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Okay, well, we'’ll try
to make it over for a plate.Well, all right.

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Okay.It was so nice
to meet you guys.

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Yeah, okay.Nice to meet you.

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We'’ll see you later.
All right.
All right.

135
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All right, okay--
I'’m gonna kill you.Yeah.

136
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I just got off the phone
with the movers.

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They won'’t be here
until tomorrow.

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There was a huge accident
on the highway.

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Oh, that'’s great!

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I mean,
I-I hope no one was hurt.

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But now we can go
to the barbecue.

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What barbecue?Next door. Our neighbors
just invited us.

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Oh, that'’s nice.

144
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But where are we supposed
to sleep tonight?

145
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Ooh, the camping
gear'’s in the car.

146
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I could set it up in here.

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Okay. But I guess that means

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you'’re gonna have
to pitch a tent for me.

149
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I can pitch a tent
if you chop my wood.

150
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Sweetie, we really need
to work on our sexy talk.Yeah, that was...

151
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That was bad. That was bad.[knock at door]

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MARTY:
Hello! Uh, hi.

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I'’m Marty Butler. My parents
told me you just moved in and...

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[laughs]

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Ah.

156
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I had to come
and see for myself.

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Well, hi. I'’m Dave Johnson.
Come on in.

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Hi.This is my wife Gemma.

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Hi, Gemma.

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Hi.[laughs]

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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
they weren'’t kidding

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when they said
you guys were-were...

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were not from around here.

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Oh, no.

165
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We just moved here
from a small town in Michigan.

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Right into this neighborhood.
I love it.

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And why wouldn'’t you?

168
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Look at these built-ins.

169
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Oh, I know.

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Aren'’t they to die for?

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They might just be.

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I'’m sorry, what?

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No, it'’s just that there aren't
a lot of other people

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like you around here.

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I'’m sorry,
are-are you saying

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it'’s gonna be a problem
that we live here?

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No, not at all. No, not for me.
You know, I'’m an engineer,

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so all the science
says it'’s good

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for people to live
in diverse communities.

180
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Oh. Well, good. We
couldn'’t agree more.

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Yeah, it'’s too bad
my dad hates science.

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Calvin? But he just
invited us to a barbecue.

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Oh, no.
No, actually, my mom did.

184
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At least, that'’s how
it'’s being discussed very loudly

185
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at my house right now.

186
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Oh. Well, Gem,

187
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if that'’s how he feels,
we shouldn'’t go.Ooh.

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Uh, I'’m afraid
it'’s not that easy.

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You see, my mom invited you
into her home.

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If you don'’t come,
she will be offended.

191
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Won'’t she understand?

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Seriously?

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What is it like
where you come from?

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Besides, you got to come
or you'’ll seem racist.

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Is that the original hardware

196
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on this door?

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What? We are not racist.

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If-if anyone'’s being racist,
it sounds like it'’s your dad.

199
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Ooh, no, no, no,
no, no. See, uh,

200
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black people can'’t be racist.

201
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We can be racial.

202
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Not "cist."

203
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"Cial." "Cist."

204
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Well, we'’re not "cist"
or "cial" or...

205
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Whatever we are, we'’re not.

206
00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,136
Your mom was nice
enough to invite us,

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00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,531
and where we come from, that
means something. We'’re going.

208
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Okay, but, Gem, we'’re...I said we'’re going.

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And we are gonna have fun!

210
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Oh, I know
I'’m gonna have some fun.

211
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Hey, Pop,
Mom wants to know how...

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[coughing]

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Mm-hmm.

214
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That'’s what you get for
pulling that little stunt

215
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you did with the
neighbors earlier.

216
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You lucky it'’s the smoke the
only thing that'’s choking you.

217
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Okay, man.

218
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Look, why are you so mad that
that guy'’s coming over here?

219
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Because it'’s Yardecue Day,
and this is my house,

220
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and I don'’t like that guy.Oh, yeah? Why?

221
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Because he'’s too familiar.

222
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He acts like he knows
you when he doesn'’t,

223
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and I can'’t stand that.

224
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It sounds like he'’s
just being friendly, Pop.

225
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Exactly. It'’s weird, man.

226
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,152
A-And I'’m pretty sure

227
00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,588
it'’s racist, too.[scoffs]

228
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,069
Oh, man, he'’s cool.

229
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,811
The first thing he did when
he got here was shake my hand.

230
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,813
Son, look,
you'’re only saying that

231
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because you don'’t know
there are two types of racists:

232
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there'’s ones
who hate black people

233
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and ones who love black people.

234
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,344
A white guy trying
to shake your hand?

235
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[chuckles] Stay woke, son.

236
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Is this meat the only thing
you been smoking all day?

237
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Son, look,
there are some white people

238
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that love black people
just because they'’re black.

239
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Makes them feel all good
on the inside.

240
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You know,
like they'’re doing us a favor.

241
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,538
"Hey, I have lots
of black friends.

242
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,149
"I'’m a good person.

243
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:48,109
I find Rihanna
very attractive."

244
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,851
So, basically, you think
this guy is racist

245
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,114
because he'’s too nice to you?

246
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:55,725
Think about it. Would you
be nice to me if we just met?

247
00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,600
Well, damn, that'’s
a good point.

248
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,211
Besides, man,
this is a black neighborhood,

249
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,866
something built
for us by us.

250
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,650
You let one family
like that move in,

251
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,218
and next thing you know,
it'’s gonna be a bunch of dudes

252
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,655
jogging around
in their little short shorts,

253
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,570
walking their
vegan labradoodles.

254
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,530
Dad, do we have to go
to the barbecue?

255
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,532
Why? Did Mommy say
we didn'’t have to go?

256
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,014
No.

257
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,495
Oh. Well, why don'’t
you want to go, buddy?

258
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,845
I think there'’s gonna be a
bunch of kids over there.

259
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,413
I know, but what if no one
wants to play with me?

260
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,241
Oh, come here.

261
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,852
Look... [sighs]

262
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,942
I know you'’re scared,
and that'’s okay.

263
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:43,164
I-I'’m surprisingly
worried, too.

264
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:46,036
But trust me, we'’re both
gonna go over there.

265
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,864
We'’re gonna make
some friends today.

266
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,693
All right, Johnsons, let'’s go
make that jerk love us.

267
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,392
Is Mommy why
you'’re worried?

268
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,307
She is now.

269
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,353
Hey, baby.

270
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,224
Any sign of
the new neighbors yet?

271
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,704
Nope.

272
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,227
Well, ain'’t that something?Hmm.

273
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,881
I invite them
into my home,

274
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,796
laugh at his
corny jokes.

275
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,625
You know, he has the
audacity not to show up.

276
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,932
Tina!Hi, Dave.

277
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,717
So glad you could make it.

278
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:15,936
Calvin.

279
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,025
Hey, Dave.

280
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,462
Hi, I'’m Tina.

281
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,899
I'’m Gemma.
This is our son, Grover.

282
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,118
Grover?

283
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,644
Grover Johnson?

284
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,821
We brought this. We got it to
celebrate our first night

285
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,562
in the house, but we thought
it'’d be fun to share it

286
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,519
with our new neighbors.

287
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,391
Oh, how thoughtful.

288
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,784
Isn'’t that thoughtful, baby?

289
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,177
I'’m more of a beer man, myself.

290
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,353
I'’m more of a
beer man, too.

291
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,442
I just love a good IPA.
How about you?

292
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,271
Dude, I just like beer.

293
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:50,274
Well, how about we go inside
and pop this baby open?

294
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:53,756
And show all these freeloaders
how to bring a gift!

295
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,805
So aren'’t you gonna go in
and have some champagne?

296
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,938
No, like I said,
I'’m-I'm a beer man, too.

297
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,813
So, let'’s take a
look at your meat.

298
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,512
I'’m gonna go inside.

299
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,786
You guys playing chess?

300
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,789
Who'’s winning?

301
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,096
Malcolm always beats me,

302
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,098
but today I got him...Checkmate. [laughs]

303
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,317
Oh, you-- I'’m-I'm-I'’m sorry.

304
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,971
That'’s-that's my fault,
I distracted you.

305
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,495
Yeah. You heard him,
he distracted me.

306
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,106
He owes you five dollars,
not me.

307
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,978
[laughs]

308
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,893
We started to meet earlier;
I'’m Dave.

309
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:44,764
Hey, Dave. I'’m Malcolm.

310
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,678
May I?Yeah, go ahead, man.

311
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,812
I'’m white.

312
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,947
Yes, you are.

313
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,385
[laughs]

314
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,779
So, you and Marty
both live here?

315
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,998
Oh, no, I do.
When Marty got a job,

316
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,957
he moved to a
different neighborhood.

317
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,349
Oh, how come?

318
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,829
Because my dad said,

319
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,396
"You got a job,
now get out."

320
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,311
[laughs]

321
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,182
So tell me about
the other neighbors.

322
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,836
Okay. Well, um,

323
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,620
that'’s Rudy and Teresa's
place over there.

324
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,013
They'’re really nice.

325
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,928
Miss Kim, she'’s
an elderly lady,

326
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:22,062
she lives over there, and
that is where Victor lives.

327
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,106
Oh, what'’s Victor like?

328
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,716
Oh, he'’s cool, man.

329
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,675
You know, for a crackhead.

330
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,505
Wow. I mean,
that'’s-that's crazy...

331
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,681
that we live across the street
from a-a crackhead.

332
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,466
Hey, man.

333
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,904
You can'’t be calling
Crackhead Victor a crackhead.

334
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,863
I'’m-I'm sorry,
but you just did.

335
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,865
I know I did, because
I know him like that.

336
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,867
You don'’t, all right?

337
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,565
That dude used to be the
coolest guy on this block.

338
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:50,090
We used to ride our bikes up
and down the street together.

339
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:53,093
Wow, so you guys were friends?
What happened?

340
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,268
The dude started
smoking crack.

341
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,228
Man, you know, I used to think
that guys like him

342
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,535
were the problem, but now,
seeing everything

343
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:03,755
that'’s going on with the opioid
epidemic, starting to think

344
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,367
that it'’s the addicts who are
the real victims.
Absolutely.

345
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,151
Who'’re the real victims?The addicts.

346
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:11,546
Like our neighbor, Crack...
[clears throat]

347
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,461
Like Victor.

348
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,377
[chuckles]
You see, son?

349
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,900
See? This is what
I'’m talking about.

350
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,771
This guy likes
black people so much,

351
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,382
he thinks he likes Victor.

352
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,688
Okay.

353
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,212
We'’ll see how much you
like him once he steals

354
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:27,083
all the airbags
out your car.

355
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,569
Hi.

356
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:37,006
Hey, everybody'’s almost gone;
maybe we should go, too.

357
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,269
No way. Tina and I
are having fun.

358
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,532
Did you know she was
a Laker girl for one game?

359
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,058
But, you know, I don'’t think
Calvin wants us here.

360
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,189
I keep trying to
connect with him

361
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,191
and nothing seems
to be working.

362
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,454
Oh, sweetie, relax.
You'’re trying too hard.

363
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,542
You'’re coming off thirsty.

364
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,371
Tina just taught me that.

365
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,025
Oh.

366
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,984
Girl, I realized we have been
talking all day,

367
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,029
and I still haven'’t asked you
why you moved here.

368
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,857
Oh, I got a job as a principal

369
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,468
at a little progressive school
nearby.
Oh, wow.

370
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,470
Wait a minute now.
What'’s a "progressive school"?

371
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,604
Oh, it means they don'’t
teach the kids anything.

372
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,954
That'’s not true.

373
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,913
We just believe children learn
better when they'’re motivated

374
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,698
by a feeling of personal
satisfaction instead of grades.

375
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,788
Okay. Yeah. Th-That'’s the
progressive way of saying

376
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,921
what I just said.

377
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,835
Don'’t talk to my
new friend like that.

378
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,012
It'’s not her fault that her
school sounds stupid.

379
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,972
I'’m sorry. I didn't
mean it that way.

380
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,279
It'’s cool. I know you
weren'’t throwing shade.Ah.

381
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,976
I learned that, too.

382
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,198
Oh, baby, there you are.
Come on in, join us.

383
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,156
Oh, actually,
I was gonna eat outside.

384
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,723
But there'’s nobody out there.

385
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,551
Exactly.

386
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,118
Please.

387
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,294
[sighs]

388
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,644
Oh. Oh.

389
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,649
Th-There'’s a button
right next to you, on the side.

390
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,957
It'’s all you.

391
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,221
So, Dave, what do you do?

392
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,614
I'’m a professional
conflict mediator.

393
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,746
What'’s that?

394
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,139
Well, you know,
when two people

395
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,662
have a problem
they can'’t solve,

396
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,926
they hire me to come in
and help them fix it.

397
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,189
So it'’s like when I fix a car,
but what I do is real,

398
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,149
and... what you do

399
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,455
is some touchy-feely
fairy-tale-type crap.

400
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,067
Well, I wouldn'’t call it
a fairy tale.

401
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,026
Yeah, it'’s a real job,
and he'’s good at it.

402
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,680
It sounds like to me, you think

403
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,943
you just know better
than everybody else.

404
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,379
MALCOLM: Oh, please.
You are the only one here

405
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,991
who thinks he knows better
than everybody else.

406
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:35,124
Okay, you know, I'’ve had about
enough of your disrespect today.

407
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,039
Pop, you'’re always talking to me
about respect,

408
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,346
and you never show me any.Well, that'’s because

409
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:43,176
when I get up, I go to work;
when you get up, you go pee.

410
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,529
You know what, man?
I don'’t need this.

411
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,313
You don'’t need what?I don'’t need you telling me

412
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,794
to get a job all the time like
I don'’t have plans of my own.

413
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,883
Plans of your own? [laughs]
Boy, you can'’t even afford

414
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,712
your own data plan.

415
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,409
Well, that'’s funny, right?
Embarrassing me in front

416
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,802
of these people I don'’t know?You-you started it.

417
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:05,285
[overlapping arguing]

418
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,721
Hey, uh, guys.

419
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,766
Guys.

420
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,986
Maybe I can help.

421
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,207
Oh, God, Dave, please don'’t.No, no, no, it'’s okay.

422
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,731
Look, this-this is what I do.

423
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:21,475
Now, it seems to me like neither
one of you is feeling respected.

424
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,824
Wow.

425
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,395
Dave, you are really good
at your job.

426
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,571
Thanks.

427
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,616
Malcolm, tell your dad

428
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,488
why you feel like
he doesn'’t respect you.

429
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,577
Come on, come on.
I'’m not doing this.

430
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,231
See, no.

431
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,406
This is just another white guy

432
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,103
trying to fix
a black man'’s problem

433
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,974
so he can feel good
about himself.

434
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,715
Calvin, that'’s not fair.

435
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,587
Really? Okay.

436
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,111
Tell me how you feel
about Rihanna.

437
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,112
I find her very attractive.

438
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,722
Oh, God.

439
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,463
You see? This is what
I'’m talking about.

440
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,813
I'’ve been giving this guy
a hard time all day,

441
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,424
yet he'’s still being nice to me.

442
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,687
Why? Because I'’m a black man.

443
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,385
It'’s like affirmative action
for friends.

444
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,693
Okay, look. Uh, Calvin,
that'’s not true.

445
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,912
Look, I-I just want to be
friends with my neighbors.

446
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,958
And yeah, maybe I'’m trying
a little extra hard

447
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,394
because I'’m the only
white guy around.

448
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,266
If that makes me seem racist,

449
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:16,704
then... [sighs] I'’m-I'm sorry.

450
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,360
In fact... Hey, look, I'’m...

451
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,840
I'’m sorry...

452
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,974
if-if I seem racist.

453
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,805
[stammers]
I'’m-- Hey, hey, man,

454
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,111
I'’m-I'm sorry if I seem racist.

455
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,333
All right.

456
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,207
Thank you.

457
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,301
Look, if I give you a hug,
would you leave my house?

458
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:55,308
All right. Okay.
All right.

459
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,356
Cool, Dad, you made
the jerk like you.

460
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:05,056
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.

461
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,711
Thank you, thank you, thank you
so much for having us.

462
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,104
Yeah, uh, you'’ll have to come
over to our house next.

463
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,497
Okay.

464
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,238
And it'’s because
we want you there,

465
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,326
not just because you'’re black.

466
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,893
Dave!
Okay.

467
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,982
[door closes]

468
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,462
Can you believe it?

469
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,682
I mean,
can you believe it?

470
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,988
That little boy'’s name
is Grover Johnson.

471
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,346
♪

472
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,698
Hey, what'’s up, man?

473
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,222
Oh, hey.

474
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,963
Wait.

475
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,182
You'’re not gonna jump over here

476
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,226
and try to hug me again,
are you?

477
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,795
[laughs] No, no.

478
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,450
Hey, thanks for having my back
in there with your dad.

479
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,103
Oh, that'’s cool.

480
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,670
But, you know,
if he kicks me out,

481
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,194
I'’m coming to move in
with y'’all.

482
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,504
Hey, can I ask
you a question?

483
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,767
Do you think it was a mistake
to move here?

484
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,552
Why would that be a mistake?

485
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,206
Well, I-I don'’t know.

486
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,164
You know,
maybe you'’re dad's right;

487
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,905
I don'’t fit in here.

488
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,776
I kept trying to be
a good guy today,

489
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,823
but no one seemed
to see me that way.

490
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,261
Yeah, well, you know, it'’s hard
when you see yourself one way,

491
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,830
and the rest of the world,
they... see you another.

492
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,704
Doesn'’t feel very good, does it?

493
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,229
Nope. Not at all.

494
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,494
Look, you know... [sighs]

495
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,192
this is gonna sound corny,

496
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,063
but I-I really believe

497
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,283
that if people would just focus
on what we have in common

498
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,503
instead of how we'’re different,

499
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,593
w-we could solve
so many of our problems.

500
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,987
You know what?
That may be true.

501
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,642
But I also think it'’s a lot
easier for someone like you

502
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,992
to believe that, than it is
for someone like me.

503
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,040
Okay.

504
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,130
I better get to bed.

505
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,045
Uh, good night.

506
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,917
Good night, man.

507
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,136
Hey, Dave.

508
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,920
Yeah?

509
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,922
Welcome to the neighborhood.

510
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,017
"I have lots
of black friends."

511
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,063
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