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Dave, slow down.

2
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I'’m just excited.

3
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I know, but you'’re running like
you'’re about to miss a flight.

4
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Ooh, I have never missed
a flight and I never will.

5
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You are weirdly
arrogant about that.

6
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Hey, Calvin.

7
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Hey, Dave. Gemma.

8
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We just wanted to swing by
and drop off one of these.

9
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What'’s this?

10
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It'’s an invitation to
our housewarming party.

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Yeah, it'’s gonna be awesome.

12
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I can see,
it says it right here.

13
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"It'’s gonna be awesome."

14
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Yeah, well, uh, it'’s in all caps
so you know it'’s true.

15
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We thought a party
would be a great way

16
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to get to know some
of our new neighbors.

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Yeah, become a part
of the community,

18
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but in an awesome way.

19
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Yeah, that'’s great.

20
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Too bad I can'’t make it.

21
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Well, you haven'’t even looked
at when it is.

22
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Eh. Yep, I can'’t make it.

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Why not?

24
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Well, you know, the first
Saturday of every month

25
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is, uh, dart night down
at Ernie'’s Hot Spot.

26
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Can'’t you just skip it
this one time?

27
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Yeah. It'’s gonna be
a great party.

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Gemma, tell him what they used
to call me back in Michigan.

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The Party King
of Kalamazoo.
The...

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Okay. I didn'’t know I was
in the presence of royalty.

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Will you tell Tina
and the boys?

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Sure.

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Hey, uh, Calvin.

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Don'’t go down to the bar
and throw darts.

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Come to the party
and... and throw down.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

38
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Do I have to go
to a sleepover?

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I want to stay
for the party.

40
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Oh, baby,
you wouldn'’t like it.

41
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It'’s just gonna be a bunch
of boring grown-ups

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talking about boring
grown-up stuff.

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A little help with
the beer pong table?

44
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Why are you bringing
that in here?

45
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Well, it'’s a party,
it'’s supposed to be fun.

46
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I know, but it'’s
a housewarming,

47
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not some rager that gets
you kicked off campus.

48
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Okay.

49
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That was not my fault.

50
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They told me those goats
were trained.

51
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Sweetie, relax.

52
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This is just gonna be
a tasteful evening

53
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of getting to know
our new neighbors.

54
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Ugh. But that'’s boring
grown-up stuff.

55
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You'’re right, Mom.
I'’ll skip this one.

56
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Why are you changing
the plan all of a sudden?

57
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Is this because of Calvin?Calvin?

58
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I didn'’t say anything about
Calvin. You said Calvin.

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If anyone'’s obsessed
with Calvin, it'’s you.

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He told us he
already has plans.

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I know.

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To play darts.

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It'’s like he thinks
our party'’s gonna be lame.

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Why would he think that,
Party King of Kalamazoo?

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I don'’t get it. Every time
I try to be his friend

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he throws it back in my face.

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You know,
we'’re next-door neighbors.

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We are supposed to get along.

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Well, instead of throwing
this party for the neighbors

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who don'’t want to come, maybe
you should be throwing it

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for the neighbors who do.

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I am.

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I just hope they tell Calvin
about it.

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Oh, man, I can'’t believe you're
really not coming to this party.

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And I can'’t believe
that you want me to miss

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dart night at Ernie'’s.

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It'’s a beautiful tradition.

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The only reason you like going
is to hustle people at darts.

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It'’s a beautiful tradition.

80
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Well, I'’m looking
forward to the party.

81
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Ooh. I bet they'’re gonna
have a signature cocktail

82
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with a clever name like,
like, "Gemma and Juice."

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Or, or-or,

84
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uh, "Fuzzy Davel." Yeah?[laughs]

85
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Ah, baby, why don'’t you make
an exception this one time?

86
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Hey, look, I'’ll two-step
with you.

87
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To what? Taylor Swift?

88
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So that'’s what it is.

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You don'’t want to go
'’cause this is gonna

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be a white people party.

91
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No, I don'’t want to go

92
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because I don'’t want
Dave using me

93
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like he'’s using all of y'all
to legitimize

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his lame-ass party.

95
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Come on, Pop. He'’s not using us.

96
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Y'’all don't get it.

97
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See, the Johnsons
are like the pilgrims.

98
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Uh, uh, no, hang on.[all groaning]

99
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Look, they need the natives,
i.e. us,

100
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to navigate through
the cold winter,

101
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i.e. their corny-ass party.

102
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They think
that they can

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come onto our land,
plant their flag

104
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and then claim this neighborhood
as their own.

105
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[laughs]
Look at you.

106
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You a perm away
from being Al Sharpton.

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Come on, boys.

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Hey, look, you two.
Unlike your father,

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we'’re here to have a good time,

110
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support our new neighbors
and show them

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what this community
is about, okay?

112
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Perfect timing, you guys.
We'’re just getting started.

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All right.
[chuckles]

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♪ All right now

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♪ Baby,
it'’s all right now... ♪

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Ten minutes, and we out of here.

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Yeah.

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♪ Baby,
it'’s all right now... ♪

119
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So then, I had a cortisone shot

120
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in my left hip.

121
00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:05,348
And that didn'’t do
nothing but make me mad.

122
00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:10,310
Well, that was a long answer for
"What time did you get here?"

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Hey, here'’s your drink, Ma.

124
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Ugh, please let this be strong.

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[chuckles]

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It'’s nice to see you, Miss Kim.

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You too, Malcolm.

128
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Mm-mm!

129
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Haven'’t you grown
all big and handsome?

130
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Yeah, I'’m gonna
some more of this.

131
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[laughs]
Mom, do not leave me.

132
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Well, you said you
wanted to meet a girl.

133
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Yeah, but not a Golden Girl.

134
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Oh, I love
these cocktails, Gemma.

135
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Your name is Johnson,

136
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Johnsangria.[laughs]

137
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It was there the whole time.

138
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It'’s basically white wine,
pomegranate juice

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and fresh fruit.

140
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Ah, and in a mason jar.

141
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Ah, it'’s like a real-life
Pinterest post.

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[laughs]:
Yes.

143
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Uh, hey, sweetie, can I
grab you for just a second?

144
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Oh, go ahead, I'’ll just have
some of these, uh,

145
00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,667
cut-up veggies
you'’ve labeled "crudité."

146
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[laughs]

147
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Uh, hey, Gemma?

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This party'’s a disaster.

149
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W-Why isn'’t anyone here?

150
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Sweetie, relax.
It'’s early still.

151
00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,812
And Tina told me maybe
some people are on CP time.

152
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What'’s that?

153
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I don'’t know. I think
it means cool people time.

154
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Well, how do we let
all the cool people know

155
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that the party'’s ready
to get started?

156
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I got it.

157
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Oh, my-- I'’m gonna go
put a balloon outside.

158
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[chuckles softly]

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Cool balloons, Dave.

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[engine starts]

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[laughs]

162
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Yeah, well, you'’ll be sorry when
all the cool people show up!

163
00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,122
[soft music playing]

164
00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:13,302
Just so muscular.

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00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,435
Tell me, Malcolm,

166
00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,219
what are you doing
for a job these days?

167
00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,830
Actually, I don'’t
have one, Miss Kim.

168
00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,529
Well, you can come to my house.
I'’ll put you to work.

169
00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,406
Hey, uh, uh, Tina?Hmm?

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00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,104
I need your help.
This party is dying.

171
00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,237
No. Miss Kim is dying,
this party is dead.

172
00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:40,024
Well, what can I do
to get this thing going?

173
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Dave, you, you trying
to get turnt?

174
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Based on context,
yes, I think so.

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Okay. All right,
Gemma, Marty, Malcolm,

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get over here.
We'’re about to

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turn this party up.

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Uh, but not too much.

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I don'’t want Miss Kim
to feel uncomfortable.

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Yeah, I don'’t think
that'’s possible.

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00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:02,264
Okay, so how turnt
are we talking?

182
00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,222
Well, totally turnt,
all the way turnt.

183
00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,702
Turnt over.

184
00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,704
Okay, okay.

185
00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,140
Well, I'’m gonna order
some Roscoe'’s.

186
00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,360
Marty, you get on the music,

187
00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,231
Malcolm, you start
texting folks.

188
00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,972
Oh, good, get some
females in here

189
00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,104
who didn'’t used
to babysit me.

190
00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:20,587
All right, but,
uh, for the record,

191
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,110
I was having a lovely time.

192
00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,287
Ernie.
Oh!

193
00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,593
Give me another round
for the boys, man.

194
00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,464
Uh-oh.

195
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,380
If you buying, that means
you lost to them younguns.

196
00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,469
Yeah, oh, Teddy got me
on the last throw.

197
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,645
Uh-huh. So why are
you smiling, then?

198
00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,560
Because the next game
is for money,

199
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,344
and I'’m gonna start throwing
with my good hand.

200
00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:40,911
[laughs]
All right, then.

201
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,173
There you go.

202
00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,436
Uh, how you been, Calvin?

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00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,309
Eh, I can'’t complain.
You know, life is good.

204
00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,006
Good enough
to finally leave me a tip?

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00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,008
[chuckles]
Yeah. Here'’s a tip:

206
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,010
you'’re too old for tracksuits.

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00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,186
[laughs] Your wife like it.

208
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,145
Hey, now... Oh, no, you...[laughs]

209
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,842
No, you two-faced like that.

210
00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,844
Teddy, hold on.
Teddy, where you going?

211
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,672
[phones chiming, vibrating]What'’s going on?

212
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,239
What'’s happening?Oh. Looks like

213
00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,763
there'’s a party in
the neighborhood.

214
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:12,508
"Free drinks, free food and
dope beats by DJ Party Marty."

215
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,162
Where are you going, Ernie?

216
00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,903
[exhales]
This party sounds fly.

217
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,906
I'’m closing up and changing
into my velour tracksuit.

218
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,690
But you still got customers.

219
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:21,952
Good point.

220
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,824
Everybody, out!

221
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,870
Uh, no, no, no. Everybody, stay!

222
00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,089
There'’s a party
down on Evergreen,

223
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:30,918
and the booze there is free.

224
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,660
It'’s free here, too.
Next round'’s on me.

225
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:38,012
In fact,
keep that open all night.

226
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,841
Hey, would you let me know
when that get around $50?

227
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,409
TINA: Show me
what you got.

228
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,063
Show me-- you ain'’t
gonna do nothing.

229
00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,718
Not enough.
[laughs]

230
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,633
This is amazing. I can'’t believe
how many people are here.

231
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,592
Oh, I can.

232
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,550
We'’re the Butlers.
That'’s how we do.

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00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,552
Boom!

234
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,032
Drink up, sucka.

235
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,038
Come on, man. If you don'’t
get your head in the game,

236
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,910
Miss Kim is gonna start
looking like that. Let'’s go!

237
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,608
[claps hands]Sweetie?

238
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,653
I'’m-I'm sorry,
don'’t you mean Party King?

239
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,785
Hit me, Marty!

240
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,570
[air horn sound effect]

241
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,920
[laughs softly]
Don'’t you think this party's

242
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,705
getting a little out of hand?

243
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,663
I think you'’ve proven
your point to Calvin.

244
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,447
Oh, this isn'’t about Calvin.
It'’s like you said.

245
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,145
This is about meeting
our neighbors.

246
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,321
And I'’ve already met
some really great ones.

247
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,539
Who?

248
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,672
Well, Craig, Dante,
Lil'’ Hatchet.

249
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,631
"Lil'’ Hatchet"?

250
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,633
I know.

251
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:37,549
The name is kind of scary,
but trust me, she'’s really nice.

252
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,990
In the time you'’ve
been nursing that drink,

253
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,948
I could'’ve gotten
five phone numbers.

254
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,036
With your old ass,

255
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,647
one of '’em better be Life Alert.

256
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,259
You see what'’s happening here,
right?

257
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,478
Our community
is being chipped away.

258
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,479
Oh, boy.

259
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,611
No, no, no, no.

260
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,612
Now, come on now.

261
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,396
Marvin'’s Barbecue is now

262
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,397
a coffee shop.

263
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,877
Norm'’s Hardware

264
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,923
is a juice bar.All right.

265
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,317
And Sondra'’s Beauty Parlor
is a marijuana dispensary.

266
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,058
She always sold weed.

267
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,017
It'’s just legal now.

268
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,758
That is true.

269
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,324
[chuckles]

270
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,848
Well, no matter how much
this neighborhood changes,

271
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,371
my auto shop

272
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,242
and this fine
drinking establishment

273
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,679
will always be here.

274
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,115
Yeah.Yeah.

275
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,377
Yeah, yeah.To you and me, man.

276
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,553
The last of the Mohicans.

277
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:27,208
[chuckles]

278
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,995
Why you not raising your beer?

279
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,171
Look, Calvin,
I ain'’t gonna lie to you.

280
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,347
I'’ve been getting a lot of calls

281
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,045
from people wanting
to buy this place.

282
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,046
What?

283
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,177
How much?

284
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,223
Enough to retire to Méjico.

285
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,486
Which is Spanish
for "I'’m rich there!"

286
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,924
Come on, man.

287
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,187
Think about all the memories
we had.

288
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,972
You know,

289
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,321
it was in that booth right there

290
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,366
that you met your wife.[chuckles] Yeah.

291
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,195
And then that booth right there
where you proposed to her.

292
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,631
And then that booth

293
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:00,894
where she caught you cheating.

294
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,156
Yeah.

295
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,158
Those were good times.

296
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,899
Exactly.

297
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,639
That'’s why you can't sell
this place.

298
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,076
[sighs]
What can I say?

299
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,860
I love the neighborhood.

300
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,776
PeroI love Cancún más.

301
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,473
Fine.

302
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,866
You want to go
to the party?

303
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,303
Go ahead. Be a sellout.

304
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,653
Hey, hey, hold up, hold up!
You forgot to pay your tab.

305
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,220
No, I didn'’t.

306
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,482
I'’m about to report
that card stolen.

307
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,139
♪ Go to work,
that girl go to work, work ♪

308
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:32,012
♪ Girl, go to work, that girl
go to work, hey, hey... ♪

309
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,449
Hey.Hey.

310
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,799
We finally meet. I'’ve
been trying to talk to you,[chuckles]

311
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,888
but you'’ve been busy with
your girlfriend over there.

312
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:39,933
[both chuckle]

313
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,420
You know, she used
to change my diaper.

314
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,726
Now she wants me
to get in hers.

315
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,119
[laughs]

316
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,468
I'’m Lisa.

317
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,817
Hey, Lisa.
I'’m Malcolm.

318
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514
Oh, so this is your party.

319
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,038
Chris forwarded me the invite.

320
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,822
Your house is so nice.

321
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,868
You know, actually, I-I...It'’s so cool to meet a guy

322
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,739
who doesn'’t live with
his parents for once.

323
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,610
[chuckles]
I know, right?

324
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,177
[chuckles]

325
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,657
Hey, Malcolm,
this is amazing.

326
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,007
Someone turned my room
into a VIP lounge.

327
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,356
I couldn'’t even get in.

328
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,662
[chuckles]

329
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,142
Does he live here, too?

330
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,970
Yes. Every crew'’s got
to have a white guy

331
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,232
that they can do this to.

332
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,973
Hey, yo, Dave!

333
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,633
Listen up, party people!

334
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,418
Big Mike'’s Tattoo Parlor
is open for business

335
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,681
in the guest bathroom.
He specializes in cover-ups

336
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,770
for all of your failed
relationships.

337
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,033
[chuckles][giggling]

338
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,035
Ooh, hey,
can I say something?

339
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,864
Uh, he-hey, everyone.

340
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,433
I just want to thank you all
for coming out tonight and...

341
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,696
w-welcoming us
to the neighborhood.

342
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,872
[whoops]
Dave from the "D"!

343
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,397
Now let'’s keep
this party going.

344
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,617
What time is it? CP time!

345
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,451
[speaking quietly]

346
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,456
No.

347
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,417
I'’m-I'm so sorry
about that.

348
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,681
Uh, I was led to believe
that that meant something else.

349
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,817
Hey, big man.

350
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,167
Who are you?

351
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,168
The valet.

352
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,214
It'’s 20 bucks up front.

353
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,780
How long you gonna be?

354
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,131
The rest of my damn life.

355
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,264
Man, get out of my driveway.

356
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,744
Oh, hey! Calvin!

357
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,355
Guess the balloons worked!

358
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,972
♪

359
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,148
I'’m just gonna take these
from you.

360
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,198
Oh, no, no, no.
Please keep making out.

361
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,852
You look very much in love.

362
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,811
Ooh, yeah. Hey, hey!

363
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,031
Hey, girl, what you in here
doing cleaning up?

364
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,685
This party ain'’t over.

365
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,034
No, it needs to be over now.Mm.

366
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,688
I just saw somebody
wearing my wedding dress.

367
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,691
Well, you and Dave
seem happy.

368
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,953
You ain'’t gonna
need it anymore.

369
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,260
[sighs]

370
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,044
How do I shut this down?

371
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,091
Do I hide the booze and
tell everyone we ran out?

372
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,528
You know that burned-down house
on the corner of 22nd?

373
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,356
Yeah, they hid the booze, too.

374
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,924
[sighs]
What can I do?

375
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,013
Please, Tina,
I'’m desperate.[sighs]

376
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,103
Well, I do know one person
that will shut this party down.

377
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,582
Calvin?

378
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,671
Mm-hmm.Oh, I'’d hate to
do that to Dave.

379
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,027
Oh, hey, Lil'’ Hatchet!

380
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,468
Do it. Do it now.I'’m doing it.

381
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035
I'’m doing it.

382
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,124
♪

383
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,082
All right!

384
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,997
Party'’s over, people!

385
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,304
If your last name
not Butler or Johnson,

386
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,522
you got to go home!

387
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,177
♪ Let me see you twerk...

388
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:04,528
I'’m always surprised on
how many people live around here

389
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,878
last name Butler or Johnson.

390
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,489
Marty, turn it off.

391
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,360
Everybody, come on, let'’s go!

392
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,709
Let'’s go! It's time to go now.[music stops]

393
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,841
I'’m not playing around here.

394
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,538
Joe, what are you doing here?

395
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,280
You know you on probation.

396
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,761
And, Frank, you a pastor.
Give me that.

397
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,764
And who watching your kids,
Dana?

398
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,331
Huh? You just out here
to party, like--

399
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,419
Oh, there they are right there.

400
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,117
Hey. Hey, little man!

401
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,076
Oh, my God,
it'’s working.

402
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,992
Now if only he could clear
out the garage like this.

403
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,430
Can I walk you home?

404
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,431
I'’d like that.

405
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,128
[both chuckle]

406
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,260
KIM:
Hey.

407
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,435
Where you going with my man?

408
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,305
Yep. Better go.

409
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,873
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

410
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,092
Where'’s everybody going?

411
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,963
I finally got into the VIP room.

412
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,356
Party'’s over, Dave.

413
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,531
I'’m shutting you down.

414
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,967
What?

415
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,925
What do you mean
you'’re shutting me down?

416
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:57,320
Who are you to come into our
home and shut down our party?

417
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,756
Ask your wife.

418
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,150
She begged me to do it.

419
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,109
What? Gemma,

420
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,588
how could you--Because there'’s
a cockfight

421
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,938
going on in our backyard.

422
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,724
Oh. Oh, Tito
and them here?

423
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,987
Shoot, I'’m doing
you a favor.

424
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,207
Okay, you know what, don'’t act
like some kind of hero.

425
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,078
You know you'’re enjoying this.
The only reason you want

426
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,254
this party to be over
is because you don'’t like me.

427
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,823
Who says you can'’t do
things for two reasons?

428
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,259
What is your problem,
Calvin?

429
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,696
Why don'’t you like me?
Everyone else here does.

430
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,090
[scoffs]
Says you.
Okay, fine.

431
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,005
You know what, let'’s vote. Show
of hands, who here likes me?

432
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,487
Oh... You just gave them
free liquor and chicken.

433
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,749
Of course they like you.

434
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,316
Come on. Everybody,

435
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,405
let'’s wrap this
pilgrim party up. Let'’s go now.

436
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,407
Okay, no, no, no. We'’re not,
we'’re not wrapping anything up.

437
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,018
You and I are gonna settle
this right now, man-to-man.

438
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,020
[all exclaiming]

439
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,457
Oh. Okay, big man.

440
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,590
What you got to say?

441
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592
Calvin, all I'’ve done
since I'’ve moved in here

442
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,984
was try to be a good neighbor.

443
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,856
I say hi,
I invite you to things,

444
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,945
and all you do is reject me.

445
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,381
How many times
I got to tell you?

446
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,818
I'’m not doing
an escape room with you.

447
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:06,694
I'’m just saying, you're
missing out on a lot of fun.

448
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,871
I don'’t want to be a part
of your white folk nonsense.

449
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,829
There it is.
The truth comes out.

450
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:12,917
We'’re the first white people
to move here,

451
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,484
and suddenly, we'’re the problem.

452
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,312
You know what, man?
I don'’t think so.

453
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,358
Maybe the problem'’s you
because you'’re a jerk.

454
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968
[all exclaiming]

455
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:24,712
Really? Really?
We oohing at "jerk" now?

456
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,714
Come on, y'’all,
we more hood than that.

457
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,498
And for your information,

458
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,370
you'’re not the first
white people to live here.

459
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,416
Back in the day, this whole
neighborhood was white.

460
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,810
But then my grandparents
moved in,

461
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,161
and all they heard was,
"There goes the neighborhood."

462
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,729
And soon,

463
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,339
all of the white people
moved away,

464
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,168
because they didn'’t want to live
next to black people.

465
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,822
Okay, but that'’s not me.

466
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,606
I want to live here.

467
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,392
Sure, now you do.

468
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,177
See, but when y'’all left,
the community suffered,

469
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,659
and-and we,
we worked hard to restore it.

470
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,356
And now, you want to come back

471
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,228
into our neighborhood
and reclaim it as your own.

472
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,579
Okay, I am not-I am not
trying to reclaim anything.

473
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,451
And I'’m sorry that your family
had to go through that.

474
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,195
It is wrong to make anyone
feel unwelcome

475
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,458
in their own neighborhood.

476
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,243
But isn'’t that kind of
what you'’re doing to me?

477
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,594
[air horn sound effect]

478
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,640
Oops. Uh, that'’s my bad.

479
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,294
My finger slipped.
[chuckles]

480
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,469
All right, that'’s it.

481
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:30,169
Everybody, out.

482
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,735
Oh, is this
where the party'’s at?

483
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,259
I saw the balloons.

484
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,000
Ooh, crudité. Mm.

485
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:48,230
Oh, hey, Gemma, good news.

486
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,450
I found your veil.

487
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,803
What are you doing here?

488
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,587
Oh, nothing.

489
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,721
Look, uh, just thought about
what you said earlier,

490
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,898
and, uh, brought you this.

491
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,598
Trash bags?

492
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:12,123
I mean, big party,
you know, big mess.

493
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,434
It was kind of a big party,
wasn'’t it?

494
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,610
I mean, I wouldn'’t call you
the Party King of Pasadena,

495
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,178
but it was a'’ight.

496
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,180
Well, thank you.

497
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,748
You'’re welcome.

498
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,750
You hear what I said?

499
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,404
I said you'’re welcome.

500
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,841
Yeah, I heard you.

501
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,451
I don'’t think you did.

502
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,933
You are welcome.

503
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,109
O-kay.

504
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,334
Ah, hell, I tried.
[mumbles]

505
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,336
Why do you keep saying
"You'’re welcome..."

506
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,642
I get it.

507
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,383
I'’m welcome, like, like,
in the neighborhood.

508
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,603
Too late!
I changed my mind.

509
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,300
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