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♪ Just a young gun
with a quick fuse... ♪

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Dave, look at
all these hipsters.

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Are we cool enough
to be here?

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Oh, yeah. Look,
you know, Gemma,

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some people need mustaches
and suspenders to feel cool.

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Some of us are
born with it.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, look,
it's Marty over there.

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Oh, cool.
Let's go say hi.

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Oh, no. I don't want
to go bother him

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when he's out
with his friends.

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[gasps]

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On second thought,
I don't want to be impolite.

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Hey, Marty!

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Oh, uh, wow. Okay,
this is a surprise.

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What are you guys doing here?

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We're just out
for a little date night fun.

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Marty,

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aren't you gonna
introduce us?

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Oh, uh, yeah, yeah,
of course.

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Uh, this is
Dave and Gemma.

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They live next door
to my parents.

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Hi.
Hi.

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And this is

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Chloe, my girlfriend.

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Girlfriend?!

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Inside voice, Gemma.

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[squeals]
Okay, give me the deets.

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How'd you guys meet?

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[chuckles]
We, uh, we were assigned

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on a project together at work.

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Aw.Oh, oh, so you're
a scientist as well?

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I better be, or that
satellite's coming down.

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[laughs]

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Well, it was great
bumping into you guys,

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but we were actually
just about to go.

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I'm gonna run to the ladies'
room before we leave.

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Ooh! Me, too.

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Girl talk.

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[Dave laughs]

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So, I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.

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Yeah. Yeah.
[chuckles]

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You know who else
doesn't know?

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My parents.

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So could you just, uh,
keep that kind of quiet?

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Sure. But why wouldn't
you tell them?

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[chuckles]:
David.

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If my parents knew
I was dating a white girl,
they would flip out.

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There's an old saying
in the black community:

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"If she can't use your comb,
you don't bring her home."

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Okay, look,

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you know your parents
way better than I do,

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but don't you think
keeping it from them

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is only gonna make it
worse if they find out?

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Yeah, you're probably right.

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So... you're
gonna tell them?

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Oh, God, no.

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No. No, no, no.
[laughs]

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Uh, but youaren't gonna
tell them either, right?

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No. Your secret
is safe with me.

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What about Gemma?

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Oh, my God, I love her.

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You guys are gonna have
the cutest babies.

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Oh.

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Ready?Yeah.

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Bye, guys.
[chuckles]
Bye.

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I'll tell them tomorrow.

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Good.

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♪

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Uh, hey, guys.

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Oh, hey, baby. I didn't
know you were stopping by.

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I didn't know
men wore pink pants.

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Wearing pink doesn't
make you less of a man, Pop.

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Yeah, besides, Dad, they're
not pink, they're salmon.

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Yeah, that's not helping
your case, bro.

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Well, baby, what brings you by?

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Well, uh, there's something I
need to talk to you guys about.

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Oh, "need to talk"
is never good news.

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Either somebody pregnant
or he going to jail.

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Is everything all right, Marty?

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No, everything's fine.
In fact, everything's great.

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Oh.
Uh, I just wanted
to tell you guys

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that I have a girlfriend.

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You do?

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Has she seen those pants?

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Oh, that's wonderful, baby.

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You know what? I've been praying
that you find someone.

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Yeah, man, who is she?

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Well, her name is Chloe,
and I really like her.

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So why were you nervous
to tell us that?Yeah.

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Well, uh...

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let's just say I've been
playing in the snow lately.

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[laughs loudly]

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[sighs]

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What?What? What?

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I've been sprinkling
a lot of powdered sugar

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on my French toast.

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Well, you know,
you got to watch that,

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'cause we got a lot of diabetes
run in our family.

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You got to
be careful.

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No, no. Dad, listen, um,

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I set a trap in the woods
and I caught a polar bear.

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You're dating a white girl?

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[laughs] Yes!

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Well, who cares if she's white,

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as long as Marty
likes her, right?

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I'm just trying
to protect the boy, babe.

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You know how intolerant
people can be about color.

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Oh, like you and his pink pants?

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And besides, don't we have

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enough white people
around here now?

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I mean, with the Johnsons
and now this girl,

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it's starting to feel
like Connecticut.

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Well, I, for one,
want to meet her.

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So why don't you
invite her over tomorrow night

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for Sunday dinner?Oh, I don't know, Mom.

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You know, we've only been
dating for a couple months.

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It might be a bit too soon.

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[chuckles]: Oh, maybe
I didn't make myself clear.

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She's coming over
for Sunday dinner,

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and if you're free,
you're welcome to come, too.

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Wha...

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And give your girlfriend
her pants back.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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I am so excited for
you to meet Chloe.

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Thank you for inviting us.

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Oh, my pleasure.

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Maybe with you guys here,
Calvin will give her a chance.

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Why would us being
here matter?

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Well, next to Dave,
maybe she won't seem so white.

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[chuckles]

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[jazz music playing]Hey, DJ Calvin,
can I make a request?

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[exhales sharply]

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No, but I can
give you one.

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Go stand over there.

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Okay, look, I know
you're not happy

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with Marty's choice,
but at least he was brave enough

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to tell you the truth.

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The truth is, is when he
comes in here with Chloe,

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the white people
in my house

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are gonna outnumber
the black people.

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[laughs]:
Wait. What?

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It'll be four and four.

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You're so white,
I count you twice.

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Your dad seems
grumpier than usual.

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That's because Marty
is challenging him

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to expand his point of view.

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What does that mean?

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Well, that means, for the
first time in a long time,

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I'm the favorite son.

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Love you, boy.

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Uh, hey, guys. We're here.

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Hey, baby.
So glad you could make it.

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So, you must be Chloe.

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I am Marty's mother, Tina.
Nice to meet you.

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It's nice to meet you, too,
Mrs. Butler.

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Here. These are for you.

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[gasps] Flowers today,
grandbabies tomorrow!

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It's good to see you
again, Chloe.

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You remember my wife,
your bathroom bestie.

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[Tina chuckles]

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Oh.

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And this is my
father, Calvin.

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Hello.

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It's nice to meet you,
Mr. Butler.

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Marty's told me a lot about you.

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Really?Mm-hmm.

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He's only told us
one thing about you.

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Dad, come on.It's okay.

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He's being funny.

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Now I see where Marty
gets his sense of humor.

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Oh, wow!

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Look at this
vinyl collection.

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Oh, you like listening
to records?

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Yeah, they just sound
so much warmer.

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Ooh, hey, uh, just a piece of
advice: don't make any requests.

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So, Chloe,
where are you from?

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Here. Born and raised
in Los Angeles.

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Mm, let me guess.

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Bel Air?
Beverly Hills?

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Malibu?

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Echo Park, actually.

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Oh, that's near
Dodger Stadium.

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Yeah! Are you a fan?

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Oh, I've been going to games
since Tommy Lasorda was skinny.

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You know, my family
has season tickets.

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Maybe you can come to a game
with Marty and me sometime.

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Season tickets?
Wh-Where are the seats?

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Field level, first base side.

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Field level.

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I have been hit in the face
by a foul ball twice.

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[chuckles]
Well, all right!

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Aw, damn. There goes
my "favorite son" position.

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Maybe youshould get
a white girlfriend.

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Where should I sit?

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Why don't you sit here
next to me,

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just like we're gonna do
at those Dodger games.

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So, I guess we're all set.

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You good over there,
Grover and Malcolm?

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Yeah, Ma!

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I'm doing great.

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When you fall, you fall hard.

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Okay, so, before we eat,
I just want to thank everyone

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for being here,
especially you, Chloe.

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CALVIN: Oh, and since
you're our guest,

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why don't you go ahead
and lead us in grace.

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Never asked me
to say grace.

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Oh. Um...

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Uh, you know, Dad,
that-that's really nice of you,

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but I think it might be a lot
of pressure to put on Chloe.

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Maybe someone else should do it.

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Love to.
Okay, let's all hold hands.

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Dave. Dave.

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Aw, don't feel
any pressure.

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God doesn't need anything fancy.

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It's not that I feel
too much pressure.

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Uh, I just think it might
be more appropriate

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if someone else did it.

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Ooh, again, all over it.

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Okay...
Dave.

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Dave, Dave, Dave.
[mouthing]

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Well, why wouldn't it
be appropriate for you?

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Well, because I don't
believe in God.

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Mm-mm.

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I see.

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And just like Jesus,
I'm risen again.

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Food's delicious,
Mrs. Butler.

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Yeah, you know, Mom,
Chloe's quite a cook, too.

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Mm, she likes the Dodgers
andshe can burn?

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She'll be burning, all right.

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Uh, so, Chloe, what kind
of scientist are you?

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I'm an astrophysicist.

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I'd say it's not
rocket science, but...

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it's basically rocket science.

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[laughing loudly]

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Girl's funny, huh?

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I would like to hear
why you don't believe in God.

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Well, it's just that,
as a scientist,

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I have to go where
the facts lead me,

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and... there's no empirical
evidence of a higher power.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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That's an interesting opinion.
Don't you th...?

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Y-Yeah, it sure is.
Right, Dave?

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Absolutely.
Malcolm, what do you think?

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[laughs]:
Oh, I think it's great.

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So if you got some
empirical evidence,

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would you believe?Sure.

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Oh.But I don't think
there's ever gonna be

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any evidence of an old, bearded
man who lives in the sky,

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granting wishes like it's magic.

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"Like it's magic"?

254
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,536
You know what's magical
is Tina's desserts.

255
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,538
TINA:
You know, baby,

256
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,236
I will go get it ready.

257
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,281
Marty, would you come help
me in the kitchen, please?

258
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,935
You know,
Malcolm could...

259
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,415
TINA:
Marty!

260
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,031
That was going great till you
found out Chloe was a heathen.

261
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,905
Martin Lawrence Butler.

262
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:49,431
What are you doing with a girl
who doesn't believe in God?

263
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,867
Just because she
doesn't believe in God

264
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,347
doesn't mean
she's not a good person.

265
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,696
I didn't say she wasn't.

266
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,524
So you think she's
a good person?

267
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,701
Of course I don't!
She doesn't believe in God!

268
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,138
How can you be
so judgmental?

269
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,097
The Bible says, "Judge not,
lest you be judged.

270
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,186
Oh, whoa. Don't you
throw scripture at me, boy.

271
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:08,189
I am your mother. And the Bible
says I can judge whoever I want.

272
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,973
Tell me where it says that.

273
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,714
First Corinthians, Second Tina.

274
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,326
It's my favorite verse.

275
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,067
See? I can't talk to you
when you're like this.

276
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,852
No, no, where do you
think you're going?

277
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,288
We're leaving.Oh, no.

278
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,682
You're gonna stay here,
and you're gonna listen to me.

279
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,032
Why, when you won't
listen to me?

280
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,425
Fine. Leave.

281
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,907
She wouldn't like dessert
anyway; it's angel food cake!

282
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,566
Hey, Calvin, are you
changing the oil again?

283
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,872
Yeah.

284
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,221
Didn't you do that last week?

285
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,049
Stop stalking me, Dave.

286
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,227
I already got enough on my plate
with this Tina thing.

287
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,229
Ooh. She's still upset
about Marty, huh?

288
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,058
Yeah. And now
she's upset with me.

289
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,363
Why?

290
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:56,411
Because she thinks
I should be mad, too.

291
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,892
To be honest, I'm a little
surprised you're not.

292
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,720
There's nothing to be mad at.

293
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,200
The boy's just having fun.
They're just dating.

294
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:07,161
But Tina act like they're
all at the altar already.

295
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,817
Well, you were upset when
you found out she was white.

296
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,470
I've grown, Dave.

297
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,257
I don't see black or white.

298
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,302
All I see is Dodger blue.

299
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,524
Well, you know me.

300
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,353
I don't like sticking my nose
in other people's business.

301
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:30,314
But if you want,
I have some advice.

302
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,535
Fine. Go ahead,
get it off your chest.

303
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,886
Ooh. Give me a second.
I wasn't expecting that.

304
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,149
Okay.

305
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,325
I discovered something
years ago with Gemma

306
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,458
when we were watching
The Bachelor.

307
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,808
I take it back.
I don't want to hear this.

308
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,245
No, no, it's too late; train has
already left the station.

309
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:52,597
Now, Gemma was livid when
Ben picked Ashley over Trisha.

310
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:57,994
Oh, she was yelling at the TV,
she was beating up pillows,

311
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:02,520
and the more I tried to calm
her down, the madder she got.

312
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,828
Mad? Like I'm
getting right now?

313
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,962
What I realized is that Gemma
didn't want to be calmed down,

314
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,965
she wanted someone
to be mad withher.

315
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,836
Okay. So what did you do?

316
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,272
Well, I went ballistic.

317
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,841
You know? I yelled,
I threw the remote,

318
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,801
posted tirades
on all the Bachelorblogs.

319
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,456
I was an animal.

320
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,589
How did any of that help?

321
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,896
Because once I started acting
more mad than her,

322
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:33,334
she felt like she needed
to calm medown,

323
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:37,033
which required
her to calm down.

324
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,297
And then, Calvin, we made love.

325
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,821
Okay.

326
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,171
Keep me out of
your bedroom, Dave.

327
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,043
Ooh. It was not in the bedroom.

328
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,265
I don't care if it was
in Dodger Stadium.

329
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,962
Keep it to yourself!

330
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,708
Hey, baby.

331
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,144
Uh, I...

332
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885
I think those pillows are clean.

333
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:07,063
Don't "baby" me.
Where you been?

334
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,414
Uh, I'll tell you
where I been.

335
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,114
I been... I been
walking the streets,

336
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:17,030
angry, thinking about
that Marty situation.

337
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,075
[chuckles]:
Oh, really?

338
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,035
So now you care,
Mr. Field Level Seats?

339
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,601
Yeah. No, but
you're right, Tina.

340
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,909
I got to admit, I was blinded
by the Dodger blue.

341
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,565
But, uh, you know,
the more I think about it,

342
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:34,438
I couldn't have got upset,
'cause if I would've got mad,

343
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,572
I would've had to unleash
the beast up in here,
you know what I mean?

344
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,574
Well, it's about
time, Calvin.
Yeah.

345
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,054
And I'm mad, Tina.Uh-huh.

346
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,752
I mean, I'm furious!Mm-hmm.

347
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,581
[shouting gibberish]That's right!
That's right!

348
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,583
Who does that boy think he is?!You're right, baby!

349
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,498
You know what, I'm gonna
flip this couch right now!

350
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,803
Wait, what?

351
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,283
Baby, no, no, no, no.

352
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,677
Whew! That couch a little heavy.
Let me start right here.

353
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,983
[yells]
No!

354
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,419
Oh, no, no! Calvin!

355
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,811
Wait a minute.
Don't-don't-don't...

356
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,552
I can't, baby.
You know what I'm saying?

357
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,424
They done unleashed
the kraken up in here,
as far as I'm concerned!

358
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,600
Wait, wait, wait.[yelling wildly]

359
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,254
Don't. Wait.
Calvin, Calvin, Calvin!

360
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,865
Wait a minute,
just calm down, calm down.

361
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,433
It's gonna be okay.
I mean, we trippin'.You know what?

362
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,956
You-you don't know
what it's like.

363
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,958
To have all this
pent-up anger.
I know, baby.

364
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,699
You don't know
what to do with it.

365
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,961
Oh! Ooh!Oh!

366
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:22,008
Oh, see, baby?
Just, oh, just sit down.

367
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,748
Sit down, sit down.
Come on, sit down.[groans] Yeah.

368
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,315
Sit down.
[panting]:
Oh, man, I...

369
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,230
You got to forgive
me, girl, I...

370
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,145
I lost my mind
there for a second.

371
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,538
I know. I know.Yeah?

372
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,756
Kids'll make you do that.

373
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,975
How you doing?Terrible.

374
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,281
You all right?I'm okay.

375
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,543
I'm okay, baby.

376
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,763
I think we both
need to relax.
Yeah.

377
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,375
You know?I mean, you know, the
fact that we was...

378
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,594
we was both upset
about the same thing...

379
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,120
Same thing. It's our baby.
It's our baby.You know, you know...

380
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,644
You know, but now, you
know, we're just chillin'.

381
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,820
Yeah, we chillin', baby.You know what
I mean? Yeah.

382
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:05,312
Calvin, why are you
touching my butt?

383
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,314
Oh, babe, I just...

384
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,359
I thought since we
weren't angry anymore,

385
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,710
we'd just get back
to our lovin' selves.

386
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,016
Hmm?

387
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,496
What?

388
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,890
Were you pretending to be mad
just to get you some?

389
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,545
What?! No!

390
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,505
I cannot believe you.
Here I'm about to lose my baby,

391
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,463
and you're trying
to make another one?

392
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,031
Look, Tina...Oh, my God.

393
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,382
I was just trying to get you
to calm down, all right?Mm, mm.

394
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,645
'Cause on The Bachelor,
Dave has said, what...What?

395
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,518
Basically what happens
on The Bachelor... Dave?

396
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,173
Oh, hell no!Oh, Tina...

397
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,219
You-you-you...Tina, don't you...
Tina, you don't...

398
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,526
You...
Come on, now,
you know...

399
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,181
You know, I'm not dealing
with this no more. What?

400
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,748
Tina, you need to stop--
Come on, now, quit playing.

401
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,838
[door closes]

402
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,710
Whew.

403
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,929
That didn't go like I thought.

404
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,719
Whoa!

405
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,592
How did you get in here?

406
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,072
Bobby pin.

407
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,118
I wasn't always your mother.

408
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,644
Sit down.
We need to talk.

409
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:17,775
If you're here to tell me

410
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,776
to break up with Chloe,
you're too late.

411
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:22,084
We already did.

412
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,130
[mouthing]

413
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,441
Oh, baby, you okay?

414
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,095
Don't pretend like
you're not happy.

415
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,968
I heard your bracelets jingling
while you were celebrating.

416
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,104
Okay, fine. I'm happy.

417
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,324
I was just worried about
you being with someone

418
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,977
who doesn't believe in God.

419
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,763
What does it matter if she
doesn't as long as I do?

420
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,853
[sighs]
So you do still believe in God?

421
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,376
Of course I do.

422
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,944
[sighs]
But my relationship to
God is personal to me.

423
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,424
It doesn't have to be
the same as Chloe's,

424
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,425
or yours.

425
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,209
Listen, baby,

426
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,952
I need you to understand me
right now.

427
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:07,347
Faith has been
so important in my life.

428
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:11,133
I mean, it's gotten me
through my mother passing,

429
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:15,268
it got me through raising
two black sons in Los Angeles,

430
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,531
and more importantly,

431
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,403
it's still getting me through
being married to your father.

432
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:24,799
Well, if Chloe wanted empirical
evidence of God, there it is.

433
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:30,413
I just want to make sure that
you have the same foundation

434
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,720
to build your life upon,
you know?

435
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,069
Of course I do.

436
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,418
What do you think
got me through

437
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,768
being bullied in high school
for being a nerd?

438
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,380
What do you think got me
through four years of college

439
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,946
and two years
of graduate school?

440
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,992
What do you think
got me through being scared

441
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,950
when I moved out on my own?

442
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:49,476
Marty, I'm just worried.

443
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,739
You're my baby.

444
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,307
I know, Mama.

445
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,614
But you raised me my whole life
to have faith.

446
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:01,531
Now you need to have faith
that you did your job.

447
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,882
[laughs]

448
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,710
Mm!

449
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,713
[sighs]

450
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,107
So, what happened
with you and Chloe?

451
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,589
Ah. Well, we realized we
were better as friends.

452
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,896
Wait, wait, wait. So...
you weren't really that serious?

453
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,336
Well, why would you
bring her home?!

454
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,859
Because you made me!

455
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,208
Well, boy,
you're grown now.

456
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,732
You got to learn
to start saying no to me.

457
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,138
Calvin, you seem mad.
Are you okay?

458
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,705
[sighs] No.

459
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,794
Marty and Chloe broke up.

460
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,013
Oh, no! Poor Marty.

461
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,407
Marty? What about poor me?

462
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,149
I just lost field level seats.

463
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,977
Those come with a parking pass.

464
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,720
You know what, Calvin?
You're right.

465
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,287
I liked that girl.

466
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,289
I thought they were
gonna have pretty babies!

467
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,290
Okay...

468
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,988
Whoa, Gem-Gemma?

469
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,164
You know, I just raked those.

470
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,298
I can't help it, okay?
I'm-I'm livid!

471
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,690
My blood is boiling!

472
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:18,086
She broke our hearts!
That girl needs to know,

473
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,741
when you hurt a Butler,
you hurt a Johnson!

474
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,743
Okay, whoa, Gemma, calm down!

475
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,964
Don't tell me
to calm down, Calvin!

476
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,882
Gemma, let it go.
There'll be other girls.

477
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,362
[sighs]

478
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,711
Okay.

479
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,670
Okay, yeah.
Oh, you're right.

480
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,063
You're right.
I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

481
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,805
Grover, come here.
Let's go inside. Sorry.

482
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,068
[sighs]

483
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,418
Wow, Mom.

484
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,376
You were really angry.

485
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,074
No, sweetie, I was just
helping Mr. Calvin calm down.

486
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,685
It's a little trick I use

487
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,949
when your dad freaks out
over The Bachelor.

488
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:03,044
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489
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